The Coke Scheme

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[@TheGBLN]

MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL! Thank you for an amazing year on the channel

[@Bzzy225]

Merry christmas!!!

[@nomz8810]

Merry Christmas Gob🙏

[@ryank0125]

Merry Christmas goblin I hope you getting lit like me bro,much love

[@koreanjesus469]

love you goblin 2023 you're going to the top ❤️

[@JkreTzeL]

Merry christmas Gobby

[@steelandplastic3203]

this year really has been goblins year. From making it big on KZbin to being the word of the year. Our little tweaker has finally done it men. I remember when he was hitting licks for $20 😂

[@ivanweapon1196]

Lmao yea goblin sure was hitting 'licks" stealing money from his mom you mean lol

[@itswilbur52]

nah mans really scammed that kid for $20 💀

[@koreancorn190]

@@itswilbur52 what video is that in?

[@itswilbur52]

@@koreancorn190 fuck it’s an old one lemme check

[@itswilbur52]

@@koreancorn190 “I robbed someone” 4 years ago he dropped it

[@nickmiddleton1258]

the "I drug their children" line got me dying on christmas.

[@saxton.]

😂😂😂

[@weedman8604]

“I’m a very friendly.. I just…. Drug there kids”💀💀💀Goblin you never disappoint bro. Your awesome

[@CatCollector04]

I need a friend like goblin fr, best line ever

[@KoiOffLimits]

Awesome to see how far you’ve come goblin, I’m finally getting sober now after ruining my family Christmas because I was off 5 bars

[@Mycologypadawan]

Damn its going to be alright brother i know you can do this ❤️

[@blissdoubt3931]

Don’t take bars before a family event lmao too many horror stories

[@ianhauschild8938]

U fall asleep in the mashed potatoes?

[@itswilbur52]

you got this man

[@ianhauschild8938]

Sounds like a cry for help. I'm in a 14 months long rehab after I crashed a car into a building off the xans. In one year my life has gotten so much better being sober. U just have to want it man. U can do it if u put the work inn

[@samsonhaze6595]

“I drug their children, and that’s why they hate me” 😂 man I had a friend like that in HS, you’re a real one bro 🤣🎉

[@eversway7540]

LO... I said similar

[@shortsbytommy]

"two dudes walk in off the coke and molly, and they're trying to make a down payment on a subaru" had me dying yo

[@rickardogunner6262]

i was born and raised in the Chicago metropolitan area and i don't have many people in my life you remind me we are all human and all going through struggles love the content goblin keep it up

[@j2bigd590]

goblin impeccably generous with the upload timing as usual

[@alexpivniouk8421]

>"we would smoke so many blunts in Michael's room" >"I wonder why my friend's parents didn't like me?" I wonder gobby 🤔

[@eversway7540]

Had to subscribe just for the story

[@daev13k]

Yea bro I just drug their kids

[@bigbusiness87business2]

that’s so true. eventually no matter what drug it is. it just stops hittin the same. it’s a sad day when the run is over.

[@jonhutchinson2902]

Merry christmas Goblin. Im just chillin smoking eating munchies, its said way too often but this was legitimately excellent timing. Great stories as always. Cheers

[@Crusad3r_69]

I really love how the goblin lore is adding up so far

[@highroller9154]

a natural-born storyteller, goblin never fails

[@nox6438]

hanging out and sticking around with u gobby for the last 4 or 5 years it really is wild to watch goblin grow and develop into a great person, it's also been pretty cool to transition into attempting to sober out at the same time it helps me a lot with my own journey going sober aswell. getting sober watching you sounds counter intuitive but I made it through the battle bc of you

[@LonneLpp]

Hope the route of becoming sober is still strong with you! 🔥

[@danielboutcher3264]

goblin def has the most drug addict audience of all other story time youtubers

[@PapiAusti]

Hey we have feelings to Yk😂😭

[@cMind607]

The fucking subreddit is ridiculous

[@stonygato236]

This is our community

[@dmz7777]

saw the title and instantly knew this was gonna be a hoot AND a holler

[@raisedfromash]

Dude I can't believe it's already been that long since the coke chronicles, gonna have to head back to em for a rewatch. Happy new year goblin!

[@AJBuddha]

Same bro We have definitely made a lot of progress as far as overcoming serious drug addiction I’m glad you can spread the word that drug addiction isn’t cool you’re a real one 🧘🏽‍♂️♾💯

[@evanhurt8673]

Goblin always coming in with the best videos and the best timing. You've had a great year Gobby! Merry Christmas!

[@TchSktch]

''I don't know any of the colour mixes; I was really bad in art class'' beautiful gob beautiful

[@rainerivera3830]

YUH GOBLIN ALWAYS HITS AT THE BEST MOMENTS 🔥🔥🔥

[@h.4057]

“I drug their children” - Goblin, Last Week of 2022

[@BigBurden]

You were right at first bro. Even fent gets to the point where it don’t hit the same. Lucky enough not to be dead from it, but i unfortunately know more about it than I should. Stay up yall

[@ericwilliams7945]

Merry Christmas goblin and yeah that’s how gg3 became one of my favorite strains especially when you get it from someone who knows how to grow its soo fire.

[@sumairi5005]

2 goblin uploads back to back that’s a hoot Gobby 👍🏾

[@codywayne1570]

Man I can't believe how far you've came I've literally been watching casually since like 2017 or something like that , I know you don't know me but I feel like your a friend it's lit

[@leonardfwuckle]

Your stories remind me of many years ago, you have me PMSL a lot! All the best Gobs

[@whitewidow9046]

Merry Christmas Nick! Stay safe and I hope you and your parents are doing good! Have a good new year, you deserve it!

[@kylepreston6740]

With it being Christmas and being from the uk I’ve had to make it snow in my own way and tonight has been a absolute blast now I’m gonna wrap my bedtime joint and knockout thanks for bringing a banger on Christmas Day my man keep up the grind and we’ll all be here supporting dude💯

[@Buyfrommyco_cubesonInstagr-e8d]

🔝☝️

[@AI-Records24]

Reminds me of literally everyone else but me my adhd ass be awakening after the joint after the snow😂😂

[@zekepuff3146]

love you goblin, keep up the hard work.

[@andrewtuttle9682]

Just downed a whole bag of edibles, finished my triple vodka ginger ale and drank a 6 pack of beer, emaculate timing as always goblin 💯

[@atplays0758]

You are not going to feel well in the morning bro gl

[@Buyfrommyco_cubesonInstagr-e8d]

🔝☝️

[@andrewtuttle9682]

@@atplays0758 I was exaggerating a little bit 😭😂 I had one vodka ginger and one beer and a couple of edibles 😂 clean as a whistle the next day 🤓

[@degnur3442]

@@andrewtuttle9682 same here i just toke a lil and throw the rest in the bin clean as a whistle i will deffo pass my drug test tomorrow

[@psychotropictraveler514]

@@degnur3442 lol did you pass?

[@TheRealKeymaster]

"i am making three figures at that point. - in the hundreds" thanks for that explaination, i love your vids man :D

[@francisdrake3730]

Am in rehab right now and feeling great! Love your videos Gob. Peace from germany!😁

[@Sniperboy5551]

Since when do they let you have your phone in a rehab? That can’t be helpful.

[@francisdrake3730]

@@Sniperboy5551 In germany they always do haha. Have been to 3 rehabs and was always allowed to keep my phone.

[@WindYourNeckInBoii]

Good luck stick at it

[@AI-Records24]

How are you a year later?

[@francisdrake3730]

@@AI-Records24 doing great! Still sober.😁😁 I have been sober for more than a year now. Peace

[@Gabe-nh4bn]

Thank you goblin this is a true hoot and a holler after feeling better from being sick

[@Ty-po5yg]

“Im a walking dui”

[@sully7108]

The beginning of this video u said to watch the coke chronicles and i hadnt, bro i went on a full goblin marathon last night stayed up til like 5 am last night just watchin them all, just subbed today shoutout goblin

[@user-mb4hd7sw7n]

☝️👆☝️👆 Deals psychedelic mushrooms, acids and edibles

[@Quiet613]

Love the long form content man keep it up! Feels like watching an episode of ur favorite show

[@tsgclxmps799]

Thanks for uploading bro I watch and rewatch every one of your videos yo videos help me get through a lot and genuinely thank you for starting KZbin 💚

[@jytbeast5062]

Got to love the Addiction recovery ad on this video

[@smokeglacken]

Dude you are an amazing raconteur. Few people can tell stories like you do! I wish I could tell a story as half as well as you do! Great stuff and hysterical!

[@laik9437]

goblin keeping up with the consistency , always posting bangers

[@RizzlaBeats]

volvo and drugs...sounds like my teen years

[@AI-Records24]

“A man of few words” is a saying never said about our goblin😂❤great story man. Merry Christmas a year later!

[@dr.mindbender2701]

“I could hit up my grandma”😂😂😂

[@justinward7331]

Crazy to think,.In just three years you went from a beat up Cadillac to a fresh Mercedes. Keep on grinding.

[@thepandaman420]

Off 300ug tab rn and a cart fire as always

[@benpatterson7272]

"if you looked at my pupils you would see why I actually don't have any money"

[@deadshr00m54]

Glad ur enjoying Unbound as much as I am Gob! Kinda wild to be playing the game you're playing as I'm watching

[@devlinnovak4127]

merry christmas gob !

[@Bruno-gj4jj]

4:34 this guy just said zsa I'm laughing so hard

[@flivr6734]

I love how the volvo in game is modeled after his old shitbox one😭👌

[@vessyYT]

This honestly might be the best gob video

[@h.4057]

Still crossed after the Christmas family function, sandwich in hand with a banger perfectly timed. Elite👌🏿

[@sdollar1399]

ah yes, test driving cars on coke and molly. my favorite hobby

[@ani.kei.animations]

The second you said gorilla glue, man the flashbacks kicked in instantly. One of the best strains

[@ShockedCaucasian]

"Im like a walking DUI" - Goblin 2022

[@Buyfrommyco_cubesonInstagr-e8d]

⬆️🔝☝️

[@zakhenderson9197]

Currently living in the coke chronicles 🧊😜

[@calebmeyerrr9937]

Coming back after being gone for years really puts my new maturity into a new perspective for me , damn goblin you’ll never change, poor bastard

[@simonprados7832]

The mental image of Goblin high on mandy and cocaine staring down a Toyota salesmen is funny

[@floweuphoria69420]

I’ve been deep enough where I actually like that sharpie marker horseradish Coke taste because I never would put it on my gums unless I really wanted to get fucked up

[@6fejmk]

get a life

[@koreanjesus469]

Merry Christmas Fellow Zablins 🎄🍃🙏🏼

[@Gonja]

This one boutta be FIRE I already know

[@catnip4life343]

Thank you Goblin! Happy holiday to you too my man 👊🥂☃️

[@kikiburroughs6283]

7:24 😭 “i might’ve made that dude relapse looking back at it”

[@nomz8810]

Yessir gobby going coke crazy

[@eversway7540]

They can see right through you. Too funny! Thanks for the story.

[@iamrandalltier]

“lowkey i feel like i might have made this man relapse” LMAO??😭😭😭

[@smarti.c1090]

Awww man a Christmas hoot he said got me dying alr

[@packman7418]

At my granny’s crib and haven’t smoked in 2 days thanks for dropping bro 🙏🏼🙏🏼😂

[@turboshazed7370]

You'll be good bro.

[@malibuthegoat5289]

“I’m a walking D.U.I”😂😂🔥

[@dylqnbrown9317]

Goblin your videos are so fuckin real it takes me a minute to get into your stories cause I got em as well same stories different people but all the same life style

[@Buyfrommyco_cubesonInstagr-e8d]

⬆️⬆️☝️

[@ff6605]

I don't smoke very often but when I did I used to just empty a black and mild and fill it cause I can't roll a joint for shit

[@insomniaforever.]

I'm speedballing off coke and oxy right now, spent 400$ of my Christmas money on copious amounts of drugs. Merry Christmas!

[@knoaj3997]

mood

[@daev13k]

Gotta love the gobby community

[@Esports-i5j]

Same I spend all my money on drugs and don’t care🤷🏻

[@thefrog4990]

Based wtf

[@tings.]

​@@Esports-i5jthat's just sad tbh bro

[@Swagvin]

“impeccable timing” Now give me likes 😂

[@Buyfrommyco_cubesonInstagr-e8d]

⬆️⬆️

[@ariceades8363]

A holly jolly hoot and a holler

[@Buyfrommyco_cubesonInstagr-e8d]

⬆️🔝🔝☝️☝️☝️

[@JavaJawathan]

Actually early, ready for this banger! Merry Christmas man I hope you had a great day fr

[@ThaPackmanYT]

Merry Christmas Goblin I hope you keep pushing your glass piece business 😊⛄️❄️🍾

[@kenyonweber749]

I’m so weak he said. I just wanted to text drive a supera 😂😂😂

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

Perfect timing and Merry Christmas ❤❤

[@Marcus-ni7pm]

INCR-EDIBLE TIMING

[@kodatekodate1281]

Goblin gobbling on that Coke

[@rickfawyers6808]

So true I’ve done a couple with him

[@TheJoker61541]

Just did a bump of H and smoked some crystal perfect timing as always goblin

[@Buyfrommyco_cubesonInstagr-e8d]

🔝⬆️⬆️☝️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@dopesiiick]

You should’ve smoked the crystal first bro

[@johnbags2525]

Why u got bugs under ur skin???

[@Esports-i5j]

I love crystal meth don’t let anyone judge u 😆🙂

[@HiBitches124]

I love when gob uploads❤💪🏽

[@Maxtis_]

Goblin just dropped it’s a cocaine story you already know it’s gonna be a hoot and a holler

[@smarti.c1090]

Hoot+holler as normal keep it up dawg

[@Isaak941]

Watching goblin’s videos always feel like its a homie smoking and telling a story. Best content on KZbin

[@winnyoshmega4815]

it’s a goblin christmas cocaine special 😁

[@orber7057]

i refuse to believe you remembered like every question this dealership guy asked

[@user-mb4hd7sw7n]

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[@Pxnda999]

love how your using the Volvo 😂 a real one

[@HaiNguyen-zz7ue]

Molly starting to slap😂😂

[@isaacandersen1]

If I was that employee I woulda told yall you couldn't test drive it immediately.

[@ashtenbahr646]

Saint niggalations

[@slowednation999]

Merry Christmas Goblin ! Hope you had a HOOT AND A HOLLER of a day and thanks for the Christmas gift upload !

[@F8dr]

@1:50 that highlight clip made me cringe hard as fuck 🤢 😂

[@stapledcranium3122]

Perfect timing as always goblin the 🐐

[@meechg0stupid110]

16:13 Lmfaoooooo “this guy’s reluctant” I needed that

[@meechg0stupid110]

& 17:05 can you afford it or not 🤣

[@wrapwrapper4406]

Bro being this early on a Goblin video is my Christmas present this year.

[@johnbaran577]

Man these stories bring me back to my 17-23 years so much blow jezus

[@Bandsalott]

Merry Fucking Christmas You Bastards! I Hope EVERYONE has a wonderful day, and cant wait to enjoy goblin in 2023

[@turboshazed7370]

Merry Christmas ya bastard