1. Open a Private browsing window. 2. Search for “plus-sized folders”. 3. Begin wrist workout.
@AdvancedKnifeBro6 жыл бұрын
This guy gets it
@tikkidaddy6 жыл бұрын
When you move to CA only to realize the only thing you carry that is still legal is your dick...
@lawrencewilhelm30315 жыл бұрын
mark burress Not true. While vacationing in California police confiscated my dick stating that it was an automatic over 2 inches.🙁
@Greg_M3085 жыл бұрын
@@lawrencewilhelm3031 Bragger! 😉
@redfaux744 жыл бұрын
Cold Steel does that to me too.... all night long baby. 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸
@3p1cand3rs0n6 жыл бұрын
Pro Tip: Keep in mind that this blade is AUS 10a, which Mathematical Research Scholars have calculated to be approximately 25% more AUS than AUS 8, which gives you (obviously) the maximum street-legal amount of SurpriseMotherFuckerness by cubic volume.
@РуС-х2щ3 жыл бұрын
🤝👍
@JoeDurobot3 жыл бұрын
*Designed in the US, inspired by a blade shape from Nepal, made in Taiwan, with Japanese steel, and named after a Greek city from some reasons.* *A truly international masterpiece of a knife!*
@theblishknovk3 жыл бұрын
The Greek Kopis Sword actually looks like a slightly straighter kukri in a way. That was the inspiration but absolutely has kukri similarities.
@lucianbrad42912 жыл бұрын
Exactly ! 😊
@lucianbrad42912 жыл бұрын
@@theblishknovk Yeah, it's kind of "what was first ? The egg or the chicken " thing ... Actually, it seems that Khukri was inspired ,in some extent, from greek kopis ... (I've read it on a nepalese site, is not invented by me...) Now, it would make sense - since Alexander the Great managed to reach India at some point ...and probably some of his soldiers choose to settle there ...
@theblishknovk2 жыл бұрын
@@lucianbrad4291 makes sense
@ngkngk875 Жыл бұрын
@@lucianbrad4291 there were greek kingdoms that existed in Asia long after Alexander had died. It’s crazy how much about that part of the world is completely unknown and/or lost to modern people.
@droogbear6496 жыл бұрын
Even if I didnt obsess over knives this channel would still be top ten for me.
@807D14M0ND55 жыл бұрын
That's me. I own exactly one cheap Gearbest pocket knife and the knife in this video is the uglyest thing I've ever seen. Yet here I am again.
@dropkickengage21946 жыл бұрын
"Moisture from your fallen foes". Yet another classic line. Its a travesty that you only have 34K subscribers.
@redfaux744 жыл бұрын
Yeah... well that was last year. Now it's 60k. Last night it was 59k.
@bigfish82804 жыл бұрын
I own a cold steel Spartan. I absolutely freaking love it! Hands down, my favorite knife out of the many that I own
@Hungrybird474 Жыл бұрын
They have the signature ones for a $100 right now @ midway
@patricksmatrick61936 жыл бұрын
This made me want to grow a mullet, buy an Affliction shirt and use my Spartan for dinner at Golden Corral.
@PerceptionVsReality3336 жыл бұрын
And some dirty ripped up jeans
@grtwhtbnr5 жыл бұрын
Dude they sell schmediums at baby gap and, if you're really dedicated to the cause, you can just get a spray on or a rub on shirt tattoo that they sell at TapOut Gyms.
@MikeStrafaci4 жыл бұрын
😂
@sticksnstonespatriot17283 жыл бұрын
Affliction shirts. Lmfao. Mullets are beautiful and endangered, these days. ......like a unicorn 🦄
@Delpuertadecabetha3 жыл бұрын
Wann have a mullet too now ;*))).
@DEATHMETALRUST6 жыл бұрын
This review reminds me of the signs people put on their front windows that say: “We don’t call 9-1-1” “If my dog don’t shoot you, I will”
@AdvancedKnifeBro6 жыл бұрын
Or the random houses in the neighborhood that have the “no trespassing” signs.
@DEATHMETALRUST6 жыл бұрын
Advanced Knife Bro you know it.
@AdamasOldblade6 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say, I found your channel about a week ago and your reviews are seriously fantastic. They're hilarious, the humour is sarcastic and sharp, but you're still actually reviewing products. Love it.
@AdvancedKnifeBro6 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@choirboyzcutleryoutdoors4 жыл бұрын
Love your Cold Steel Videos... They in no way make me regret the over 70 pieces of cutlery I have bought from them... Nope these tears are from laughter sir from laughter sir
@rickmarkt46715 жыл бұрын
Jesus man, one of your best reviews yet, blew beer out my nose and on the lap top when the knife flew from your hands!
@paulEG66 жыл бұрын
Advanced knife bro cold steel review on my bday? Hell yes!
@AdvancedKnifeBro6 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday!
@paulEG66 жыл бұрын
Advanced Knife Bro thanks, you made my day!
@richardcranium65546 жыл бұрын
Haffy Burpday.
@grtwhtbnr5 жыл бұрын
Bro, This was the review that got me to buy that blade AND I clicked subscribe. I cant wait to spend my nights alone, in front of my full length mirror practicing my "deployments", using my folded Spartan like a microphone and shouting "... 'cause you'll always be my dream come true! Oh my darlin IIIIII LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEE YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!" Good review bro.
@johnwesleyhardin58676 жыл бұрын
I once broke a Rajah-2 on an old messed up scrap wood/leather chair. I chopped the arm of it with the inside curve and the notch that allows the blade to be locked open with the locking bar, broke off into a small chunk, making the blade non locking and basically not very functional. It had held up fine until the old cursed scrap chair, and was fairly surprising to have it break. damn voodoo chair
@helman78386 жыл бұрын
I love my spartan. I found out it cuts corn stocks well, but not the rock hidden amongst them. Let's just say my knife now has "caracter".
@CineresCineribus5 жыл бұрын
That was the greatest knife review ever. I was flipping my Spartan open and chugging a dew while watching it. Merica. You got a new sub
@redfaux744 жыл бұрын
You spelled it wrong. 'Murica.... you blasphemer.
@CineresCineribus4 жыл бұрын
@@redfaux74 Goddammit you're right, my bad!
@redfaux744 жыл бұрын
@@CineresCineribus 🤣
@redfaux744 жыл бұрын
@@CineresCineribus I'm a pure blooded Hill Billy.... I kan spel. 🤠
@TheStratman0075 жыл бұрын
I own two Spartans. I absolutely love them. My favorite a the 5.5" Recon1. However, the Spartan us a very close 2nd for me. I also own the Frenzy, and when a couple of bad boys at the university saw it, they had to wipe. ~Love me my Cold Steel folders~
@dobypilgrim61606 жыл бұрын
Always a good day when you post a video. I enjoy the snark.
@OUTDOORS556 жыл бұрын
The spartan is a knife that is much lighter than i feels, much smaller than it looks, is stronger than it needs to be, and isnt as useful as it looks. I still have mine though, because it shouldn't exist.
@TheKnifeJunkie6 жыл бұрын
I used to EDC the Spartan, back in my conspiracy theory days. Now a days I just keep it by the bed... ‘cause midnight attacks.
@notsans99953 жыл бұрын
I'm a Ti-lite in the streets but a Spartan in the sheets.
@peacefulsleep77516 жыл бұрын
I would buy it if it was a little bigger and more tactical
@Liv1ngTheDream6 жыл бұрын
Beat me, damnit!
@TheStratman0076 жыл бұрын
Rajah II from Cold Steel. It us a larger version of the Spartan. She is one very bad mamma jama.
@redfaux744 жыл бұрын
@@TheStratman007 Exactly.... I just bought mine. Incredible!
@paypatrolfactor53364 жыл бұрын
@fight shit it is a little bigga and badda 2 so buy one and have fun.
@williamstoneman69775 жыл бұрын
This channel is a total gem. So glad i found it
@AdvancedKnifeBro5 жыл бұрын
Thanks man!
@sp22m36 жыл бұрын
The design is the result of some ouzo and a picture of a greek kopis on someone's laptop. It allows you to grab your nearest pair(why if there's just one?) of leather under/outerwear, some mead, and kick the next door to door salesman down your front steps. You also forgot to mention the finger-guillotine feature. Because the blade slams home into the handle so vigorously, it tends to act as a wonderful digit subtractor. Sure, it mostly happens to the fingers of the person trying to close it one-handed....but I assume it's a tactical feature to deal with those pesky trojans. On second thought, related to the trojan observation, maybe it's not meant as a FINGER guillotine... hmmm....
@GTPRIME2095 жыл бұрын
Second review I’ve seen from you, and they were great, Very funny and great vids.
@jangounbrained6 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
@charlescollier72176 жыл бұрын
Hilarious review, as always! Completely agree about the Colossus. It doesn't LOOK the part, but good LAWD that thing is a slicing machine! Also, it's surprisingly slim in the pocket and actually disappears if you're not trying to cram a bunch of other stuff in there.
@WillEDC6 жыл бұрын
Charles Collier very under appreciated.
@alxs26666 жыл бұрын
Moving opens a brand new world of backyard batonning and neighbours wondering wtf is going on with those floodlights ?!
@justaamateur65336 жыл бұрын
Now this, is a review.
@some1won6 жыл бұрын
And you’re back with a vengeance! Great monologue on this; glad to see the dry humor making a resurgence.
@not-a-theist82515 жыл бұрын
I like how you give inches and actual units. Always nice to have😉. I really like this style of review. Could you reference less hair metal bands though?
@brokken21785 жыл бұрын
Lukas Schäfer Skid Row is not “hair metal”, how dare you.....
@not-a-theist82515 жыл бұрын
@@brokken2178 I'm sorry to inform you that you are wrong 😞
Awesome! My Aus10 is parked out front right now on a set of 37 inch Toyo MT's and one ton axles... Great vid man. Thanks for sharing!
@hotrodparker6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! No problem with wrist action opening here. lmao Headed to Ohio Knife and Tool to buy the Spartan and Rajah 2 today, because I like petite carry folders while I'm benching 350. ~and I need a folder up to the camping/bushcraft tasks I'm forced to endure for the next 3 months in Florida. Y'all enjoy the snow!
@failure2flinch8766 жыл бұрын
Jason LOVES it!
@edwardroach56455 жыл бұрын
Dude!!! I love this video as much as I love my cold steel! Keep em coming!!
@mforrest15086 жыл бұрын
Killer boots man!
@Hungrybird474 Жыл бұрын
Seen the signature for under a $100 @ MidwayUSA. Ordered at that price . I think I got all my cold steel knives from midway at great prices
@perrosdemaiz6 жыл бұрын
It was 70 degrees in the SF Bay Area today. I like 70. It doesn’t get much closer to perfect for me. Maybe 62 is better for working, but after work when you’re relaxing in the back yard, 68 man, 68. California winters are the best.
@ArcticGator5 жыл бұрын
lol, funny about that backlock, the first pocket knife i ever had my dad gave me was a smaller version of the buck 110 with a 2 1/2" blade but the lockback was so strong on it i had to use two hands and all my strength to close it, i think i was about 10 or 11 then, i have pretty much carried a knife ever since then.
@justpettet35066 жыл бұрын
that colossus is amaze balls
@thetacticalparadigm53316 жыл бұрын
I love my Recon 1, Code4, American Lawman, and my two Voyagers, one plan edge in CTS BD1and the other Lynn Thompson serrated crazy edge in CTS XHP “murdery weapon” but I must say that Spartan is intriguing !! So many knives 🔪 and so many Cold Steels ..... HELP .... The struggle is real ....LOL Great video !!
@theimperialbeachbum13045 жыл бұрын
Just the best content anywhere!!!
@mikelikesknives4286 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laugh today. I needed it. Cold Steel 4 life!😂
@stephan1233216 жыл бұрын
Watching your vids...always a pleasure! Keep up the good work...many informations & your "out of the ordinary" humour is still great! Beste Grüße aus dem kalten Deutschland......Peace, Stephan
@fischeswa-95 жыл бұрын
"More firm in the hand" - how did you leave that one alone? That is... what... she said! Thanks for another top notch review and for taking anything too seriously - cheers.
@bzr1606 жыл бұрын
I'm just picturing the face of a cop seeing this here in the UK:)
@grtwhtbnr5 жыл бұрын
In the US the cop would be like "show me yours... and I'll show you mine"
@SpyderHeel6 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the beginning of the comparisons. Had to pause the video until I quit laughing. On a semi (huehuehue) related note, I seen Cold Steel is coming out with their version of the AD-15. That Scorpion Lock looks neat. As always, great video. May your move out west go as smoothly as possible. Lynn be with you.
@AdvancedKnifeBro6 жыл бұрын
I really want to check out the AD15
@SpyderHeel6 жыл бұрын
@@AdvancedKnifeBro I'll definitely have one on preorder. Just gotta recover from the CRKT Provoke I just got first. I was tempted by the AD-15 midtech, but $650 is a little steep for me. I draw the line (for now) at my Spyderco Nirvana. You make it to Cali alrite?
@AdvancedKnifeBro6 жыл бұрын
Yeah $650 is a lot. Not a lot I’d spend that on. I’m probably gonna buy the CS version. Not in CA yet... stopped at a McDonald’s in NM right now. We’re doing shorter days because of the kids.
@SpyderHeel6 жыл бұрын
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Agreed. $150 is easier to swallow than $650. I wonder if fry batoning with the CS Spartan is socially acceptable? Or maybe proof esque ketchup packet slashing while making guttural sounds we've come to know & love. Anyway, Here's to hoping you & the kids make it safe. Word to the wise, Don't stay at the comfort inns in Phoenix. Major piss stains on the mattresses.
@mohdzaudikhasni88296 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Chop with folding knives is awesome brother! Very like it.. No one can beat cold steel price and tough his knives!
@joneslarvell20754 жыл бұрын
Actually the blade shape comes from ancient Greece and specifically the ‘city state’ (back then) of Sparta, hence the name! The blade shape it was inspired from is the ‘kopis’.
@synpheous61255 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. Where have you been all my life? Sounds like Ethan Klein with a slight southern drawl with a perfect 5/7 dry sense of humor. When my parents die, can you adopt me?
@harolddavis41382 жыл бұрын
Yup I got me one for when I'm not packing my big knife.
@brokken21786 жыл бұрын
Hey, when depressing the lock, use the side of your thumb(perpendicular)at the first knuckle, this grip also ensures your index finger is locked close to the pivot. Cold steel pro tip.
@davidcarson78555 жыл бұрын
I don't have a Spartan yet, but I do have a Rajah 2, xl Vaquero, holdout and crossover
@Outpost_766 жыл бұрын
I saw Cold Steel and instantly thought about sweet kung fu moves in slow motion. That short at the end was great bro.
@kylec1663 жыл бұрын
But I got the XL serated Voyager but I broke one of my serated tooth. I will have to buy another Voyager XL few months from now
@LarsRibe6 жыл бұрын
I would love to hold some of the Cold Steel Counter Point folders. Whisper them dirty stuff while flicking them.
@CrimsonSurvival4 жыл бұрын
I’m pickin one up next month, along with the new Luzon.
@modakkagitplugga Жыл бұрын
Rajah 2 is where it's at. I had this and the espada xl, but the rajah 2 is perfect. Perfect length
@ocomegashadowstacking58866 жыл бұрын
Really awesome review video.
@francismartino68903 жыл бұрын
My Favorite Folder
@llcoolzim5 жыл бұрын
This video is amazing! Instant sub!
@AdvancedKnifeBro5 жыл бұрын
Thanks man!
@j3o3006 жыл бұрын
nice boots!
@ryanbrooks17026 жыл бұрын
You’re boots are nice
@waynehighsmith75914 жыл бұрын
The Spartan is my EDC blade. And it's fully legal here in Indiana. I own both the AUS-8A and AUS-10A versions. It's badass to the bone.
@abnergaldos86956 жыл бұрын
But But How do you sharpen the recurve blade. Wha wha whaaa 😢😢😢
@steveh5676 жыл бұрын
Your new neighbors should run in fear when they see you....oh and that lockback! ...yeah
@shaeddar14 жыл бұрын
would be cool it tey do a fixed blade version with the same size
@Apex_grind5622 жыл бұрын
I'm 3 years late. I have the original version in aus 8. Still damn amazing!
@hildolfrdraugadrottin72794 жыл бұрын
I liked mine until I was carving up a cedar stick and a chunk about the diameter of a cigarette broke out of it. I've owned a lot of Cold Steel stuff and have used some of their folders like little machetes for years without failure. Mine must've had a bad heat treatment or temper. My favorite out of their big ones is the Rajah II. The Counter Point and Ti Lite are pretty sweet too.
@chuckles470s96 жыл бұрын
Did you leave the wood chips for the new renters? That’s a classic rocker thing to do. Rock on 🤘
@ryanbrooks17026 жыл бұрын
Suck my rocks, chuckles470 S? Either way, suck my rocks
@Monkey_Spunk4 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing I ever saw.
@joeframo33474 жыл бұрын
Hey man you have a great platform you're funny as hell totally hilarious you turned a knife video into a fun video course the knife is awesome I definitely need one thank you for sharing
@sebastianniqvist3144 Жыл бұрын
This bad boy of a knife is a blend of: -Gurkha Kukri -Greek Kopis -Iberian Falcata. The Spartan together with the AK-47 are the 2 knives that caught my eye from the Cold Steel family. Cold Steel D. E. L. I. V. E. R. S. !!!
@winstonwright83745 жыл бұрын
As a guy that likes his Smith and Wesson Black Ops Gen 4 I have to say if you do want the smaller version of the Spartan you may want to check out the Gen 4 Black Ops.
@ClarenceKansas6 жыл бұрын
2 brunch references. Living his best life.
@dtdt11005 жыл бұрын
If I expect a knife fight the Spartan is coming along.
@stephenravenscroft36366 жыл бұрын
Fuck you're good at these. . Thanks mate. .I wonder if your old neighbors will miss marveling at your back yard antics through a crack in the curtains ..
@johnwesleyhardin58676 жыл бұрын
damn goofy neighbors are just jealous and possibly old (and, or tweekers depending on what part of town you live), cantankerous, and into bullshit gossip.
@demoticwhippzzztv3 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate info. But the rajah 2 is the cold steel folding kukri. But the spartan was derived from the Kopis sword used by the spartan warriors. Not bitching im just letting you know.
@christamu26 жыл бұрын
The Spartan is cool and all but I picked up a Rajah 2 for that extra bit of compensation.
@superg80183 жыл бұрын
Love this review!
@w.h.p.34306 жыл бұрын
Could possibly carry it with, its own dedicated pocket!?
@grizzlycountry10306 жыл бұрын
Carpenter jeans or cargo pants
@M240Bravo6 жыл бұрын
No matter the size of the knife whichever pocket it's in will only have the knife. I dont carry enough stuff to need that pocket.. or to get enough likes on my Instagram pocket dumps apparently 😭
@AdvancedKnifeBro6 жыл бұрын
This knife is massive in the pocket. Loose jeans only.
@wanderingmagoo90286 жыл бұрын
Personally Whitesnake is much better to chop wood too. :P As always a review that makes me smiles and laugh. Thanks. :)
@pieman76 жыл бұрын
How did you know I generally work out my wrists every day? Nice to finally see this Spartan review. Still don't know how you make time to make this great content. You're the hardest working Bro I know. Is that the wood frame of the Hoverman antenna that got chopped? RIP antenna...
@AdvancedKnifeBro6 жыл бұрын
I kept the copper... but good eye! It never worked at my house.. we were in an area that television signal sucked... 40 miles outside of DC is apparently too “rural”. I Might make a better- non half assed stand next time
@tntanto5 жыл бұрын
Another CS I’d love to own.
@Marato_Marato5 жыл бұрын
The best knive made by A.Demko👍
@serenedelusions3 жыл бұрын
Good and funny review 👍🏾
@Mikey1951ful6 жыл бұрын
Nice boots!
@jasonmiller94953 жыл бұрын
I’m definitely one of those Cold Steel guys because I love carrying my Spartan. Even though I don’t ever use it to cut anything throughout the day. If I need to use a knife I use my Leatherman Charge. Lmao I carry this thing all day everyday and it never comes out of my pocket until I get home
@apollyon10814 жыл бұрын
I have a Spartan, and my only complaint over the years is there's no XL version. No don't mention the Rajah 2.
@midamort6 жыл бұрын
I want a copy of this script
@ryanbrooks17026 жыл бұрын
@mdmorton16 I want a copy of your tax return
@Delpuertadecabetha3 жыл бұрын
Super Video mate very informativ and shitload of fun
@stepheno.27305 жыл бұрын
Hilarious review man but 100% fax! Love it! Subbed.
@bombfog16 жыл бұрын
Excellent stream of consciousness!
@bornrg6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the gratuitous backyard Ninja water bottle disembowelment.
@bornrg6 жыл бұрын
Now take your own advice and make sure you wipe down the blade, remember it's aus 10.
@GreyRock1005 жыл бұрын
"To Cold Steel just standard kill ain't dead enough" 😂 😂 Oh shit Cold Steel should use that line.
@BrentonCarr6 жыл бұрын
Sorry you're moving. I'm gonna miss that tile floor.
@johnruff74176 жыл бұрын
Sweet boots!
@warpedone26 жыл бұрын
Great reviews, even for them OVER worked wrists...... keepem coming (lol)
@bushcraftandteddybears61744 жыл бұрын
It's blade form is not from the kukri of Nepal, but from the kopis sword used by the spartans and other greek warriors (handle is like those swords uses as well) - hence the name.
@AdvancedKnifeBro4 жыл бұрын
Hi, you're wasting your time explaining this to me. Try writing these guys a letter, and explaining your blade knowledge. www.bladehq.com/item--Cold-Steel-Spartan-Kopis--4318
@bushcraftandteddybears61744 жыл бұрын
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Sure man, let me just take out some letter paper and my old times fountain pen and I shall write them a stern message of my knife knowledge! Wait for it mate, it's happening and it will be beautiful!
@ClevelandTabla3 жыл бұрын
I dropped that knife in my fish tank once and my seahorse tried to mate with the handle.
@TangomanX20084 жыл бұрын
Ok, just some thoughts, regarding art. To get the most out of art, say, you don't shred it, with your Spartan. For example, lets say you are reading the Illiad. You don't shred it, you read it while holding your Spartan. However, be sure to put your copy of the illiad down and use both hands when you are closing your Spartan.