The Comical World of the 287 WORST Game Reviews Ever - Caddicarus

[@Caddicarus]

RIP Lara Croft, who carried on despite her illness.

[@projp9057]

...Ok

[@pass_]

and her breats

[@steveharveyofficialyoutube8775]

Those sweet succulent Breats will be missed

[@Hinokassaudifan1]

F for the breats.

[@prestonfontana8416]

Gigantiomastia is not a laughing matter :0

[@FoxyAlice93]

"Mario Kart is fun to play...except when you're losing" I...Can't argue with that, it's 100% true.

[@TeruteruBozusama]

I play it to have fun and only get upset when people make fun of me for not winning, otherwise I don't really care..! But I remember back in Mario Kart Wii, I played online and was in the same group for 20 or so turns so we became friends kind of without being able to communicate. So I lost all the time, and suddenly the others felt sorry for me, so they all stopped by the finish line so I'd cross it first ^^

[@MABfan11]

*gets hit by a blue shell*

[@charlieprice7908]

Isnt that how most games work anyway? Its always fun when you dont lose

[@harubutjojo]

@@TeruteruBozusama honestly the wii online era was a special time that will never be replaced. It's a shame the servers got shut down.

[@Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy]

Most, if not, all games are only fun when you're winning

[@Rampy470]

"Get over it, this is the age of South Park. We don't LIKE South Park, but we DO like Resident Evil 2" might be the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[@MforMovesets]

The guy makes ridiculous claims and hates on beloved stuff, thinking it's true, and his followers probably believe it and it becomes the rule. Wait, that means he was a current day neckbeard reviewer before all neckbeard reviewers!

[@rageinternet9391]

Did I just have a stroke?

[@patata6868]

I gotta be honest, that's a pretty funny sentence

[@CartoDarko]

cries

[@ultra_magikarp3880]

And confusing

[@Kerivity]

"stuck inside for the next 3 years" this video was roughly 3 years ago and the pandemic legally ended yesterday. Bro guessed pretty spot on

[@Alx5x]

Fr😅

[@natalie022]

THE CADDIMPSONS PREDICTED THE FUTURE AGAIN-

[@DarkProFox]

Imagine a world if George reviewed Minecraft or something: "It's a blocky survival game where you punch things to get blocks. But we couldn't survive one night because monsters attacked, and we didn't know how to make things. We tried to find cheat codes, but there aren't any. I wouldn't recommend this game to anyone."

[@3.2187_Kilometres]

Graphics: D Control: A Challenge: E

[@galegopaulista4564]

@@3.2187_Kilometres Overall: 5

[@time4manmode945]

35:20 i bet the republican party can agree with that

[@3.2187_Kilometres]

@@time4manmode945 What was the point of bringing up your political beliefs on a caddicarus video?

[@lozangekitten-gamer7626]

Perfect feeling of being noob is like, but 1000 times more appealing because his comments are SO INVALID XD

[@squidpile]

"Mario is completely mute" Also Mario in speedruns: WAAAHOOHOOWAWAWAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAWAWAWAHOOOOOHOOOOO

[@MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX]

*LET'S A-GO!*

[@metaknight115]

whaahoowahwahwahwahwhawahwahHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "terminal montage Mario"

[@Jason_Altea]

And that's just glitchless runs. Mario in glitch runs: YAHOO! Yahoo! *_YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA_* Wah! Wah! Yahoo! Yahoo! Hoohoo! Hoohoo! Yahoo! Wah! Hoohoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! *_YAYAYAYAYAYAHOOYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOOYAYAYA YAHOO!_*

[@angeloest94]

So long gay bowser!

[@shoxy-the-pinecone6113]

Mista bing bing wahoo

[@brianvaira486]

Fun fact, apparently George used to host a public access game show called “who wants to see my derrière” The prize for winning is that George shows them his butt, I wish that was a joke

[@strangevision99]

It's on KZbin, or at least it was. Probably still around somewhere

[@terrasilvershade5678]

Oh no

[@biglumby153]

this man is a literal psychopath, coupling it with the shit i've seen in the video already

[@danielrazo450]

If that's true then this guy isn't cringy at all. We're dealing with Andy Kaufman's levels of genius here.

[@puffnisse]

@Rusticabcd The Robloxian No, but both of them are geniuses.

[@tassadoul]

30:00 "Resident evil is virtually impossible without the hintbook" I beat it in 3rd grade. AND I didn't even speak english properly yet....

[@saltycomet]

Right 😂 it's like they just didn't even actually play it. Like game journalists

[@windowsqueegee6627]

The Gaming in the Clinton Years theme tune actually comes from the NES game Shadowgate, a fun little point-and-click-adventure-type thing

[@DemonicBox]

Thought I recognised it

[@BlueMageDaisen]

Oh good, I thought it was

[@hexywesky]

Came to the comments just to find this. Thanks

[@VideoGameVillians]

I knew I recognized it from the NES. Just couldn't remember which game.

[@yesthatdash]

Just looked for this to make sure I wasnt gonna repeat the comment. 👍

[@Aix_Plainer]

Humour: F Professionality: F Actuality: F Overall: A *written on my Silicon Graphics Computer*

[@Xernya-b5c]

It has a little for everyone

[@LiquidArmProduction]

Guillermo Hernán Medrano Olmeda you beat me by 9 minutes

[@MrNickPresley]

Burger shop/10 It really makes me feel like you have never played the game. I'm starting to get the heebie-jeebies.

[@StrawberryShmello]

What are these, stand stats?

[@rosemarygonzalez6010]

Perfection

[@PlagueWood]

You missed my favorite one. They reviewed that awful Rascal game and the dude says "The game's dorky pre-teen character is about as easy to control as it is to keep the titanic from sinking." incredible.

[@CeHee123]

I mean that one isn't wrong.

[@Mini_Squatch]

@@CeHee123 except the titanic would've actually been fairly easy to avoid sinking, had the crew actually been paying attention to where they were going/didn't think their ship was immortal. A little care and they wouldn't've sunk the boat.

[@CeHee123]

@@Mini_Squatch In my head I imagined that he meant after the hole had already being torn through the boat.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

I supposed it's your favorite because it's the only thing he ever said that was actually correct. ;P

[@gamerguy425]

@@Mini_Squatch didn't they say in the movie that it had shitty rudders so they couldn't avoid the thing time? although this is the same movie where two people can't float on a door and a man pinwheels of propellers. Honestly in some ways it seems like they were still not properly adapted for boats of that size yet and not properly respecting the challenges of it because of how fast they were growing in such a short span.

[@jaysefgames1155]

Honestly, the 'so good you'll notice it's good' actually makes sense. Not all games are so good they make you think 'wow, this is good' while playing.

[@insaincaldo]

If it's not so good you notice it's good, it's not actually good, just barely good, or not merely as mediocre as just fine, but not quite good.

[@Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy]

@@insaincaldo I had a brain aneurysm reading this

[@Double-R-Nothing]

​@@Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy You good?

[@schmoople-Eh60m]

@@Double-R-Nothing so good that I can notice I'm good 🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥

[@artbargra]

At least for me, it's more common to play a game that is so bad I actually think "wow, this is bad".

[@afrocosmos]

"Let things be cringy or else you won't have anything to cringe at." That's actually some pretty sound advice on life, thank you.

[@nman551]

Yeah!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

This is not an endorsement for cringe

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

900 likes and only 2 comments?

[@afrocosmos]

@@marcellofunhouse1234 holy shit, when did this get all these likes. I posted this 8 months ago!

[@jamesbenson2090]

But isnt cringe somewhat subjective to the person?

[@spagandhi]

“I’m telling you Hillary, Mario Kart is a fantastic game, except when I’m losing”

[@dontcallmechris8677]

Why did I read this as Obama

[@stickafingerinit4381]

@@dontcallmechris8677 I read it in Trump's voice

[@kronemerj]

@The SNES Man is the voice you read this in some kind of political litmus test?

[@oscarcacnio8418]

I mean, I read it in FDR's voice, ​@@kronemerj.

[@t-bird6853]

I read it in George's voice

[@andrewbaxter64]

I learned something interesting about the show where the reviews come from. Flights of Fantasy wasn't meant to be a video game show. It was originally about comic book, with TV shows, movies and games meant to pass time. It switched to video games due to the speculator boom in the 90's that led to the comic book crash. That explains why he says such weird crap in his reviews, he was a comic book guy.

[@purplegill10]

That's legitimately interesting.

[@ThatOneMan830]

Huh... Makes me wonder how he would do comic book reviews.

[@andrewbaxter64]

@@ThatOneMan830 From the clip I’ve seen, he seemed more knowledgeable about comics than games. He claims to have a collection of over tens of thousands of comics.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

But his reviews are ALL OVER the place and don't really make sense

[@Zynet_Eseled]

Huh!

[@Juan_3M3R]

Can't believe Gaming in the Clinton Years won the Game Awards!! Congrats to Bill Clinton, the reformed orthodox rabbi himself

[@justina1909]

Miyazaki is coll and all but you can really see how having 8 years of experience as President helps you make a good game and preach the word of God

[@dominicballinger6536]

Dang it, I was gonna do this too!

[@donalddadoom5686]

Wait what?!

[@donalddadoom5686]

@@justina1909popped into a box 📦 my phone ☎️ was doing it and then the other night it wasn’t too cool 😎 but he said it didn’t show it on my iPod 📱 but 😅😅

[@donalddadoom5686]

Because you are really not gonna you can find something else for me when I can find it lol you don’t know me I love you and you don’t know what to say but you know what you want me when you get to the house you can find a

[@JakeRanney]

Clinton Years, Gaming In The

[@colingznetworkplus4618]

YODA!

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

69 likes

[@ShibuNub3305]

Years, the Clinton the in gaming(Navigatr)

[@TakerKaneanite619]

In the Clinton Years, Gaming

[@franzpattison]

Little did you know, George doesn't actually exist. This was actually a failed attempt at early AI that was eventually abandoned. It was called Project GeorgAI PorgAI.

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

An AI that focuses on breast cancer and boobs. How??

[@mr.0511]

And silicon graphics computers

[@CJJC]

King Crimson •v• See, that makes sense because the the visual element of George was created with an SGI Visual Workstation.

[@enegizedadam]

Now I know everything about NaVGatr that they used only AI

[@TheBunSquad]

Stop stop. I can't breathe 😂

[@SakuraStallion]

"Mario Kart 64 is fun to play... Except when you're losing." I actually had to pause at that.... Man was speaking the TRUTH.

[@zcritten]

He was a prophet, if only we heeded his warnings

[@therealdudeski]

That actually is a good line.

[@retroinspect]

Applies even harder to Mario Party.

[@nggaish]

And that's a fact

[@thatonestarmanintorobotics4319]

Yeah, every single Mario Kart is fun until a merry ol' ride to the depths of hel- I mean, 150cc... especially Mario Kart Wii

[@goiabexp]

Bill Clinton is truly canon to gaming history now. What a way to close out 2022.

[@k-boi420]

From President to Reformed Orthodox Rabbi

[@Youwillseesomething]

I’m pretty sure that man is an ai!

[@nachosNipples]

it was may

[@renandstimpyfreak672]

This is literally the Cuphead tutorial jump fail, but magnified five million times over

[@samsonm6455]

Couldn't agree more!

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

I thought Caddy only watched 287 of these videos...

[@benjaminnicholas431]

lol yes these people shouldn't be reviewers

[@shadow_shine3578]

You know George sounds like he's being sarcastic the whole time. Is that just how some people talk or.. If it is no offense to anyone I have trouble with flat voice myself

[@aj8719]

22:49 I am now reminded that Dean struggled at the tutorial. And it was painful to watch.

[@CJCat64]

The real question is what dark magic did he use to record virtual boy games in the 90s

[@cyschan]

capture card possibilities are endless

[@ShOscar]

But like, this was the 90s, where all we really had were bulky tape things to record our voddy gammes. Maybe they were able to project the virtual boy screen onto a TV and taped it from there? Isn't that a hoot

[@thestove5767]

In the only other virtual boy review I've seen they just shoved the camera lens into one of the eye holes and it looked about the same

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

You could use a VCR and record to VHS

[@silverman1205]

@TheStove you mean the AVGN video?

[@jasonsmith8802]

The full line at 20:50 is amazing. "Donkey Kong Country is truly perfect. If you do not get this new generation of Donkey Kong madness, YOU ARE STUPID. Yes, I know it's insulting, but it's also true."

[@iota-09]

I don't know why but i feel like he is too good for his own good, even when he genuinely is being offensive, i feel no sense of threat from him... Is he canadian?

[@PunYT]

And now take this time to reflect on how stupid you are.

[@Alienrun]

I saw that clip and thought it was hilarious... Now I gotta watch the rest of these! :O

[@lepidotos]

he's not wrong

[@jasonsmith8802]

@@PunYT (Awkward silence from Wood with DKC footage in background.)

[@garbz1414]

I feel like if you forced an AI to watch hours and hours of avgn and then made it create a review channel of its own, this would be the result.

[@AquaFan1998]

I want ai bill to voice the reviews

[@gryphonphillips5669]

Would be interesting

[@ongakuwotabeta]

Both Caddiacrus and George would be valid in their own ways

[@jojo1a]

🧐

[@Smartacus420]

At the rate AI is going, this is more like if you purposefully limited an AI to create humurous reviews, because now AI would just create a review indistinguishable from Avgn.

[@ajculum7574]

The "no amount of urine can make this game viable" line would fit right into a Scott the Woz review

[@megasimp1816]

No no, he's got a point

[@flameguy21]

Greatness inspires greatness

[@ShermTank7272]

Plot twist - this is secretly Scott the Woz's long-lost father

[@zcritten]

@@ShermTank7272 ngl I think I have heard Scott say that, at least I can perfectly imagine him saying it

[@Meme_Lor]

George Wood is funnier than Scott

[@SpaceHamsterGames]

video doesn't make sense because none of my videos were here

[@OdaSwifteye]

They are horrible but they aren't very entertaining. You can't binge watch something Residentsleeper mode.

[@senditcars]

how come only six likes LOL

[@princelandrycrusher]

Look at the nonexistent b-roll footage Caddy doesn't want anyone to see. :p

[@crooked_mermaid]

Omg your still alive!!

[@bucketofuniverses5196]

Huehuehuehuehuehue....

[@HyperrealisticLuigi]

George probably went insane when passwords were removed and replaced with save files

[@susragejr477]

Georgie Porgie: WerfhmSgdfkj(ukasrhkwerfuyhhewjfrkysffhhd

[@lozangekitten-gamer7626]

Well, at least he beat crash 2 (It's easy AF, heck I can complete the OG crash 2 anytime since levels are short, unlike in crash about time, and relics weren't a thing XD) Obviously, if he saw what he had done, he'd madly CRINGE harder than Caddy

[@chillhour6155]

Damn you game shark!!

[@aceyv2019]

1. i agree 2. epic 1000th like

[@nashvontookus7451]

"went" insane?

[@GippyHappy]

I genuinely can't believe the audacity Georgie has to say a game is easy while simultaneously admitting he had to use cheats to get past the first stage and not seeing how those things may contradict each other. It's like he just says words without ever funneling them through his brain first.

[@darrenthetuber743]

The way he talks is extremely odd and awkward, like there's something mentally off about him, I don't get a sense he's trolling

[@sudrianliam1199]

The way he keeps completely 180-turn contradicting himself WITHIN ONE AND THE SAME SENTENCE as well.....😂

[@holeofdarn]

I feel like he knows nothing about video games and assumes that putting in codes to get to the end of games, or using the game manual to solve puzzles like in Resident Evil, are all part of playing the games 🤦‍♂️

[@darrenthetuber743]

​​@@holeofdarnthat actually makes a lot of sense, also George doesn't seem to use the proper words to explain certain things when describing how a game feels or plays. That's why I'm wondering if there's something off about him, or he's reading a script written by an 11 year old

[@Puki9117]

Imagine George finding about Dark Souls

[@hylianfelldragon1308]

Yeah he'd quit DS1 when fighting the Asylum Demon with the Broken Straight Sword and blame the game for it.

[@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853]

"Dark Souls is easy, but only when you cheat" "Giantdad is cheating, and that's not fun"

[@loveyuiz]

He’ll tell you to play the PC version instead cuz you can download a trainer that gives you infinite health

[@LordSaladbar1]

That would be a train wreck of a video/ “review”

[@willsaenz6320]

Honestly Hard Drive or someone needs to find this man and do another review with him as a self-satire

[@oddnstrangegames8164]

What would this man's reviews look like today?... "Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice has a cool sword, but it's impossible to beat without cheats. With no passwords, there's no way I can save the black haired princess! Also, we died more than twice, so the title makes no sense at all."

[@biraptor6205]

"Death stranding can make you pee and walk, it is amazing like Christopher walking ha" (Gameplay S+)

[@XD4Lifeington]

"apparently I can't just block things with my sword normally without it failing. SO MUCH FOR REALISM. This game is absolutely impossible, except for the easy parts, which are plentiful, but I couldn't get past the first five minutes of the game." Difficulty: C

[@ItsmeInternetStranger]

@@XD4Lifeington This made me laugh so hard I cried, thank you.

[@aikotitilai3820]

​@@XD4Lifeingtonalmost spit my drink, but I had some in my nose

[@apt-get2587]

George skips everything and loves the ending every time Did...did George create the speedrunning community?

[@SamsarasArt]

We need George at gdq

[@grizzlydino]

George is a way better speed runner than dream

[@StafkiGTN]

@@grizzlydino atleast george admits to cheating

[@eudstersgamersquad6738]

@@StafkiGTN In fact George always admits to it, because he only does cheated speedruns! It should be it’s own category called cheat code percent.

[@Ponaru]

@@grizzlydino Dream is a cheater so everyone is better than him.

[@Brawlkings93]

Wild to think Bill Clinton won the game awards 2022, we really are gaming in the clinton years.

[@quixotes4478]

BEEL CLEENTON SWEEP

[@genesis4322]

Are you serious? How and why?

[@AlexandreSantos-yv2tj]

​@@genesis4322 Look up Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton

[@higashikatajosuke9324]

"Pssh, can't be as bad as-" *NAViGaTR logo* "Oh, it's *exactly* what I thought it was going to be."

[@TheRetroGamerGuy]

I am having Retsupurae flashbacks. I can hear Diabetus making a bunch of Bill Clinton jokes.

[@Kalmana]

@@TheRetroGamerGuy Seriously. Hearing about NAViGaTR again made me want to re-watch some of Retsuprae's old videos.

[@higashikatajosuke9324]

@@TheRetroGamerGuy "I'll show you why they call me Big-Dong Donkey Kong."

[@MistaHahn117]

no better time to binge retsupurae than lockdown amirite

[@Kalmana]

@@MistaHahn117 Agreed. Gotta bring in the legend, the myth...Billy MC durring these troubled times

[@captainghost7044]

GITCY: " I fear no man, but that thing " *any game without codes* GITCY: " It scares me "

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

Oh the horrors of effort

[@potato4387]

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 Are you a Russian drink?

[@247guy]

The horrors of having to spend more than 1 hour on a game

[@niveth1]

*GITCY! ITS GOOD FOR YOUR SPLEEN!*

[@binoobear9607]

“GITCY” *it’s good for your spleen*

[@MrMcKane]

Funny Fact: The theme to "Gaming in the Clinton Years" is an anachronism, because it is from the NES version of Shadowgate. (Named Castle Room 3) A game released in 1989...when Clinton wasn't president.

[@ValentinesEve1996]

They Call Me Deano George H.W. Bush was president when Shadowgate for the NES was released.

[@MrMcKane]

@@ValentinesEve1996 exactly, so it begs the question, why didn't they use something from between 1992 to 2000?

[@alleygh0st]

@@MrMcKane The plot thickens...

[@calemr]

I knew I recognised it from somewhere!

[@leethompson-kolar6333]

@@MrMcKane I guess they thought "Gaming in the H. W. Bush Years" wasn't as catchy.

[@mohawk1010]

33:30 That's actually something you wanna avoid in game design, game designer's purposely want to make the controls feel natural so you don't have to think about it because it's way more immersive that way

[@sirgreg7124]

“Create a storyline where Lara gets breast cancer.” Uhhhh why? “No amount of urine can make this game buyable.” Excuse me what?

[@Memelord2020]

*I M A G I N E T H E D R A M A*

[@bluevanga30]

You forgot about the 3 black ladies fighting 1 white dude, or turd

[@sirgreg7124]

jankleygarcia9 oh dang that’s what he said?! All I heard was the one white turd😂

[@IvuEvans]

In 20 years i'll take every "no context Caddy" clips, duplicate them and upload them on KZbin, i'll call it "Gaming in the trump years". Its gonna be perfect

[@VinchVolt]

Might have to call the earlier stuff "Gaming in the Obama Years" given that this channel stretches back to 2011.

[@newcontentin100years9]

Im subscribing just for this

[@primuscooper7371]

Yes! Genius!

[@lipy3550]

I'll make sure you remember that

[@manicboyman534]

we'll be waiting

[@davidharrington4828]

I think the self isolation is slowly turning caddy’s brain to mushy peas.

[@SmartAlec1]

Implying he was sane before

[@keeganstormblade5456]

You mean he hasn't already?

[@ownerofayoutubeaccountnoto5322]

It was already mushy peas. Now it's becoming a glass of GITCY At least it's good for his liver

[@CooperCreates_]

Caddy had his sanity?

[@peterg6889]

Caddy was never sane

[@ya-kiri794]

Georgie was ahead of his time, he predicted modern game journalism.

[@russellhunter363]

He would probably need a cheat code to beat the Cuphead tutorial.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

How can we be sure George isn't an AI or ARG?

[@BinglesP]

Only this time, he doesn’t just complain about how hard the games are, but actively tells the viewers how to cheat at them. I guess the show’s good for that, at least; I love cheat codes. Hell, even nowadays I use a lot of cheat codes in games like Spore and Minecraft to mess around or do things I know I can do already, but require tedium I don’t have time for otherwise.

[@fernie-fernandez]

@@russellhunter363I wonder how Yandere Dev. would handle it…

[@Ziggaton]

I think it's moreso that game journos has always been dodgy at best

[@GenericProtagonist118]

"Why people actually spend 80 bucks to beat a bunch of sprites into the ground when they can dO IT FOR FREE ON REAL LIVE HUMAN BEINGS." ~George Wood

[@Lukkak09]

27:44 You're welcome.

[@franciasii2435]

George wasn't reading a script. His deranged personality let slip the dogs of war, and we glimpsed momentarily at the beast that dwells within his heart.

[@KaiKrimson56]

Because I can't do Hadoukens in real life, George!

[@yaboirezzy]

@@KaiKrimson56 Flamethrowers: Allow me to introduce myself

[@wildanmustopa9624]

@@yaboirezzy a better idea: Napalm Fireball

[@jampox101]

28:55 Imagine if he did a game comparison video in 2010. “Super Mario Galaxy 2” vs “Amnesia The Dark Descent”

[@exiegelastweekgamer1571]

How about 2012, 'Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games' Vs 'World of Warcraft: Cataclysm'

[@ahok1937]

2011 : Batman Arkham City or Minecraft ?

[@notmrdemo]

2020 COVID-19 vs Ebola

[@ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim]

2015 Super Mario Maker vs. Witcher 3

[@DragnSly]

to be fair, Amnesia The Dark Descent is basically a hardcore version of Luigi's Mansion.

[@benily7803]

I just realised, that he used someone's footage for SM 64. It has the BETA graphics.

[@izzyhopeunlisted]

I noticed that too. Beta graphics what

[@spyr0guy]

Every copy of Super Bill Clinton 64 is personalized

[@hazel2409]

GuyBronson lol

[@Mike14264]

Beta graphics?! Wha- HOW?!

[@cactus_juice3217]

What if he want even playing the game at all? He could just be splicing together trailer/prerelease footage, I dunno

[@haylemoo]

Revisiting this classic to honor the *prophecy of Gaming in the Clinton Years* this Game Awards 🥂

[@freddymcshreddy6586]

“Nobody wins when you cheat” “Cheating is the only way to win”

[@KaminariHouse]

"A breeze to beat, but only when you cheat." "You win fairly easily... _by cheating."_

[@ross4fun966]

dude from family guy be like: "Hey! You know who lives in this house? A great big phony! A phony lives here! A big phat phony!"

[@ryangallagher9723]

that's why they call it gaming in the clinton years; because he was such a cheater

[@GooberInternet]

So basically. You cant win

[@funkyfresh1379]

The duality of man

[@possqueenvivvie]

"No amount of urine can make this game buyable." -- George Wood

[@tiruliru1189]

🤣

[@GooberInternet]

Is that an actual quote? Edit: OMH IT ACTUALLY IS XD

[@overflow5940]

Pretty fitting for Postal 3.

[@Milkster86]

Why else would you buy a game?

[@carloseduardoleodorodemori3224]

George Weed

[@theconjurer7471]

“A breeze to beat, especially if you cheat” is my new motto.

[@roxynano]

This is going to be so relevant of a video with the Game Awards 2022 situation going on.

[@Takato2527]

And Caddy knew it at the time XD

[@coolnerdlll6053]

My chest actually hurts from laughing at this video. Maybe it's the realistic heart attack that happens when I tilt the screen.

[@potato4387]

no it is just your controller.

[@jonathanwilson7949]

That’s me with every Caddy video

[@finndawg6351]

Me to

[@maverickREAL]

My theory: George was a satirist ripping incompetent journalists a new one. EDIT: Some updates. Apparently, Flights of Fantasy was a COMIC BOOK SHOW first and foremost, which explains why he wasn't very good at video games. As well, I have formulated a theory. I think that somebody else played the video games for the footage and George just riffed over them.

[@TechnicolorMammoth]

You're not really ripping on anyone when you're terrible at satire.

[@DaFro3713]

Technicolor especially when you purposely have a terrible production, even for public access.

[@GELTONZ]

Nope. Those were honest 90s game reviews. They really were that bad back then.

[@Dinoslay]

​@@GELTONZ Looks like today’s games journalists took them as lessons in how to review games.

[@ThreeProphets]

Was he a time traveler? Cause this hasn't been a problem until recently

[@RamsTheNameCom]

Looking into it, I'm pretty sure George was just the host of the show. He never actually played the games and almost completely improvised all his reviews while watching the gameplay footage someone else on his staff recorded.

[@WillieManga]

That would be understandable... but it's still weird that he both praises and facepalms at still image endings.

[@Aeluron]

Still...kinda bad.....

[@sackfu7952]

Doesn't change the fact that a lot of his takes on these games sound like a psychotic old man discovering technology for the first time when his car was powered by actual horses.

[@shadow_shine3578]

I think this was a satire program. He sounds so flat half the time I'm convinced he's being sarcastic

[@Mike14264]

Well, you don't improvise a game review by seeing someone play. You didn't play it? Well don't review it!

[@EternallyEve]

I WANT TO NOMINATE THIS AWARD TO MY REFORMED ORTHODOX RABBI BILL CLINTON

[@lirodon]

Gitcy couldn't get the energy drink sponsorship for The Game Awards so they had to do some ambush marketing.

[@Ih8simon]

Wow. What a beautiful line. We are truly gaming in the clinton years.

[@bebenegao1695]

"THIS GAME SUCKS !" " 9.5 It has a little something for everyone"

[@zoelio999]

Or does it Csaufe brains

[@Andy23497]

nuh uh! youre nitpicking and biased! i win, bye bye

[@John720620]

Mario kart It really makes you feel like a Lara's tumor in Batman the movie

[@03bgood]

"Castlevania 1&3 are great classic Nintendo games!"

[@03bgood]

"But for Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, the game designers obviously weren't thinking straight."

[@OtioseFanatic]

George’s opinion constantly shifting around and how he keeps saying “we” tells me that I think he just asked like, a half dozen people their opinion on a game, writes it down, then instead of taking all of the information and forming a cohesive opinion from both sides, he just reads it off verbatim. With no rhyme or reason.

[@MrFutago87]

And all those people with different opinions are in his head.

[@Theevil6ify]

@@MrFutago87 Lol I had the same thought, he may have asked God, his dead father, Hitler, and his evil twin, but I can't imagine him talking with other real people. He just seems...too "off" for human conversation in my imagination.

[@fool_uto3545]

This sounds totally accurate.

[@pattersong6637]

He mentioned that he only has one N64 controller in the Goldeneye review so he couldn't do the multiplayer, which is...like...how are you a game reviewer if you don't have a second controller?

[@StafkiGTN]

George Hivemind?

[@vivian-sasha-taylor]

George Wood was either very ahead of his time, or impossibly far behind it.

[@lunch_trey]

But no one will say he was in the middle

[@tafua_a]

Or both

[@DaizoDeeVonOfficial]

Because he cheated

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Shitposting legend? Or a genuine documented descent into polygonal, pixellated madness?

[@ArleThePoss]

Shoutout to the reformed Bill Clinton, who became a Rabbi.

[@Ultipey]

Truly amazing character development

[@NitPickerYT]

Is nobody gonna talk about the: 'The Pig's sacrifice is a shocking dramatic twist' WELL, IT ISN'T NOW!!

[@siveon298]

...That said even with the twist I do recommend Illusion of Gaia a lot. He wasn't wrong when saying the story was actually brilliant. Even knowing the twist, it's a very engrossing game.

[@shwaz8489]

I didn’t know peppa pig would do this

[@Dajopa-is-here]

is this about minecraft story mode

[@SleepDeprivedGinger]

_It was Peppa who died for our sins._

[@StafkiGTN]

@@Dajopa-is-here yea

[@jackofdiamonds7303]

“People don’t spend $60 on games they know they can beat.” Then how does the video game industry find success?!

[@mrummgoat53]

Also not sure of it was the same in America but in the UK games were a lot cheaper back then, at most setting you back £20

[@bt3743]

@@mrummgoat53 this games would have been tapes for home computers. Tapes are alot cheaper to produce than the cartridges used by systems that were more popular in America than Europe.

[@Ammy-q4w]

How come Hades is such a popular game then??? (It's not $60 but the point still stands)

[@alertArchitect]

The "stuck here for another... 3 YEARS" line feels more and more like a Cassandra-esque prediction we should've listened to.

[@graceburgan4928]

insert apollo dodgeball meme

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

oh noooo

[@shadow_shine3578]

Yupppp

[@nickolasfleming6176]

He basically predicted that

[@matiasortega8478]

Glad to see Bill won the GOTY

[@mehlessmidori602]

Based rabbi Clinton.

[@k-boi420]

@@mehlessmidori602 *Reformed Orthodox Rabbi

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

​im so lost rn

[@Ash-bo9eu]

“The legend of Zelda, not as good as the original for some unknown reason” I wish I had the creativity to make this shit up I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes

[@Mike14264]

George is special, he's beyond us, mere mortals. We all lack the talent to make this shit up.

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

I’m assuming he’s talking about link to the past being better than OOT which is actually kinda true

[@Ash-bo9eu]

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 I think it’s bout Zelda 1

[@vader9991]

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 nah mate,its was zelda 1.

[@hazel2409]

Sup nagito

[@GDRunny]

For anyone curious about the story behind the ARG. In 2006 NAVGTR posted a statement on their site that George wood had died, then in 2013, 9 years later, they private all their vids and posted a arg, which is why George says "im not dead." In the vid. But after backlash from fans they eventually canceled the arg. I don't know if it's finished but I do know the rest.

[@jacklajoie9126]

why was there backlash?

[@GDRunny]

@@jacklajoie9126 maybe if you actually read the comment you wouldn't have missed the part where I said they privated all of their videos

[@TDashLIVE]

If you wanna do an ARG, maybe don't do one about a real-life person fake dying

[@cyschan]

@@TDashLIVE yeah 😭

[@Jayshiver]

Pretty sure that 2013 is only 7 years after 2006

[@alexrankin3019]

“People don’t spend $60 on a game they know they can beat” just made me go as insane as caddy

[@largeboi4678]

He’s right! I’ve never finished 90 percent of triple A games, in fact I play until I get to what seems like the last boss and then break the disc!

[@ScyHigh]

I guess that's why I bought Celeste twice

[@KaiKrimson56]

Souls & Monster Hunter fans: Are we a joke to you?

[@RenegadesReact]

Caddy... you really need to play Classic Shadowgate! Trust Us!

[@midnight_gmr8562]

"the control is so good that you'll notice how good it is" Ah yes, the floor here is most certainly made of floor.

[@expendableindigo9639]

“You can tell it’s an aspen tree by the way that it is.”

[@emmad4308]

The gun attacks are effective against enemies weak to guns

[@Memelord2020]

America is great because America is good. - Hilary Clinton

[@BodySprayMan]

People die if they are killed.

[@officiallyjan8596]

@@Memelord2020 ...That's really not the same kind of quote there buddy.

[@esmerylan]

As a former resident of the Northern VA/DC/Maryland area, I actually do know what he's going on about in that rant about the Baltimore Orioles' stadium, but it's still hilarious that he gets so worked up about it.

[@calemr]

"Legend of Zelda, not as good as the original for some reason." For SOME REASON? You are a reviewer! It's supposed to be your JOB to give the REASON! What in the nine hells is this!?

[@vithorn2223]

To be fair he did say "Some UNKNOWN reason...." I guess the reason was too much for our tiny mortal brains. We're not the mighty being George after all...

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

His first problem was saying A Link to the Past (which he apparently refused to identify given the clip) is worse than Zelda 1. I don't think there is a soul on this planet of over seven billion people that will tell you Zelda 1 ever beats ALttP.

[@rageinternet9391]

@@UltimaKeyMaster There's a few people who thinks so though, wanna know who they are? Nostalgia Tards

[@madlad255]

The ninth hell.

[@19Szabolcs91]

@@UltimaKeyMaster There actually are quite a few people who prefer Zelda 1 to ALttP because it's more open-ended, and they think that ALttP is too easy and linear. I disagree, but that's an actual argument you can make. Not this "some unknown reason" BS :D

[@cerabond7650]

Caddy: This is objectively terrible, it's a load of transparent lines! Vibri: Vibri can't go on... **Proceeds to go in a corner to ball her eyes out**

[@henrynelson9301]

Vib ribbon wasn’t trying to be virtual reality

[@nordern1]

This video was very easy to watch. I just skipped to the ending!

[@sofia.eris.bauhaus]

Challenge: C

[@galegopaulista4564]

Gameplay: B

[@boots3305]

Graphics: D

[@arthurthemikyu1586]

Overall: 1/10

[@unknownbohemian8547]

Challenge E Difficulty E Overall A

[@retrogamelover2012]

Ah yes. Gaming in the Clinton years. Now that's a name that REALLY takes me back to the early days of browsing web videos.

[@Petronia911]

Same here!

[@mythfall4537]

I saw Parrapa the rapper review 10 years ago

[@CommodoreFan64]

Same here, some early YT, and random clips online. I think the first time I heard about it was on the old ScrewAttack website when they use to host the videos.

[@TheIndiana212]

I remember watching them randomly back in 2007 KZbin and then rediscovering them through Retsupurae

[@MrGamer07100]

retrogamelover2012 Same actually.

[@drybowserman1670]

“I may not be stubborn, but I am extremely stubborn.” -Jim Caddick 2020

[@barnified]

time please?

[@metalmalita1]

I love how chaotically he delivers his commentary

[@cyschan]

we all do

[@emilystewart6175]

I love how this could refer to Caddy or George and either one works

[@FuckYoutubeAndGoogle]

Judging by the fact that George is from Maryland, he probably is so focused on the Baseball game not having the correct name for the Baltimore Orioles' stadium because they are his favorite team.

[@pikachucetthesecond4296]

Гицы™ (GITCY) “It’s good for your spleen!™” -Кадикарус, 2020

[@ChillDragon]

Well by gee wilikers, I sure do love ma *SpLeEn* I better buy some GITCY!

[@gameboy3d943]

“Gitcy” would probably be spelt like “Гицы”.

[@venelonastyle8150]

Гитси

[@pixeldemon6173]

Гитси! Полезно для селезёнки! - Кадикарус

[@PrimeTF]

"We don't like South Park, but we do like Resident Evil 2" Okay, I can understand people who don't like South Park because of the jokes in the show, but come on, you can't compare an animated comedy tv show to a dark and gritty realistic survival horror game. They're not even the same media format!

[@Mike14264]

I thought he was talking about the N64 game.

[@martinhodges572]

We don't like Sesame Street, but we do like the Shining.

[@Puki9117]

@@martinhodges572 We don't like Peppa Pig,but we do like Alien

[@souakadpadkid6685]

@@Puki9117 We don't like alcohol, but we do like drugs.

[@night-seeker666]

@@Puki9117 I think it's fair to compare a horror cartoon to a horror movie.

[@paddysonic6169]

6:35 caddy predicted the end of the 2022 game awards.

[@Al___]

how

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"The world is still bricks." 25 seconds. 25 seconds is how long I survived without laughing.

[@SlurpyTheDog]

Can we talk about how Sonic Caddy genuinely cares for Caddy's health when he thinks he has a heart attack?

[@rosemarygonzalez6010]

Yes

[@2dtrash19]

Sonicaddy seems like a great guy

[@lyttleton]

He just wanted to know when he can harvest caddy's organs

[@keeleymcmanmon]

@@lyttleton you just ruined this comment

[@lyttleton]

@@keeleymcmanmon Welcome

[@BugsyFoga]

" the world is still bricks " - Caddy

[@pongchannel.]

XD

[@ryaquaza3offical]

I mean, he’s not wrong,. Sorry Phineas and Ferb, bricks aren’t fun,. unlike murder

[@famoussession7426]

Ryaquaza 1 Yes they are. Bricks are amazing

[@tanglelover]

@@ryaquaza3offical I mean like that was the point of the brick song lol, it's the opposite message.

[@DylanIsMyBirthName]

@@ryaquaza3offical brown bricks are fun though.

[@BinglesP]

5:13 gotta love how one of the thumbnails is just Mega Man’s unconscious face

[@istilllikecurry4321]

Don't fret - Duo will save him soon!

[@CinnamonGrrlErin1]

It kind of sounds like George is reading from a script that was translated from a different language.

[@charmandyorton006]

Poorly translated

[@presidentforlife1732]

Google translated

[@nitrosherbert888]

I came

[@megasimp1816]

"The key to winning is to not lose" -gaming in the Clinton years

[@gameboy3d943]

“Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.”

[@justinc.5591]

People die if they are killed.

[@riverscuomo7140]

I actually kind of like listening to George ramble about stadium names. It gives off the air of "someone who very much loves the thing they're talking about and will chat your ear off about it if given the right opportunity."

[@SineN0mine3]

If only he captured some of that energy when he was talking about games!

[@YoshiFan15_256]

18:45 George Wood casually predicting how critics view the Mario Movie.

[@eastsiderage5532]

2019: Reviews video games 2020: Reviews reviews

[@luigissidekick861]

2021: Reviews reviews reviews

[@gracjanszmyt1442]

@@luigissidekick861 2022: reviews reviews reviews reviews

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

Gracjan Szmyt 2023 reviewing a review that reviews reviewed reviews.

[@gracjanszmyt1442]

@@BigSmoke-xh5hi thats exactly what i said

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

Gracjan Szmyt I’m not gonna be in an argument because of this..

[@popsiclesshubert9609]

"That's basically the same jump as filming with a potato, to filming with a peeled potato" Probably my favorite joke in this whole video. Absolutely incredible.

[@Kain_cee]

_Mine_ has to be GITCY. The first time I watched this video I probably broke my ribs from laughter.

[@drawnborn5896]

Fun Fact: George Wood has his own Twitter. And all of his Twitter posts are outlandish...on purpose. No connection to other tweets nor game links. Just tweets about certain games or just bizarre stuff like him saying this: *"Use two pigs in your endeavors."* 🤣 *And he's still active today.* 😂

[@missingindy]

I think that’s a quote account

[@paul6925]

Is it a verified account? Probably a fan

[@susragejr477]

That man can't be real

[@darrenthetuber743]

It's good to know he is alive and well, and is an insane person

[@khodibritton8368]

0:25 “Well, if I have to be stuck indoors for another...[checks watch]...three years...” quotes that hit differently in February of 2022

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Luckily it was not three years, in America...

[@broom2839]

Somewhere at this moment, some guy's childhood was just obliterated because you just tore his favorite show a new one.

[@exiegelastweekgamer1571]

Better here than in the school quad. Or the office.

[@MediaMunkee]

I watched a lot of Retsupurae when they were more active, and they tore GITCY a new one quite a number of times. It's been riffed on for so long that I'm nostalgic for the riffing.

[@pczb2692]

George talks as if he was reading an A.I generated script.

[@renced1290]

George is secretly a brother entity to Goujon John

[@Xehanort10]

Or as if he IS an AI.

[@DerVasto]

At least he isn't talking about a Mclanky.

[@topicvideosguy]

Fun fact: In the US, we'll sometimes refer to presidents rather than years or decades, although it's quite rare. For example, the name "Gaming in the Clinton Years" means "gaming from 1993 to 2001". I've mostly heard it when people are referring to something being outdated ("'_____'? You mean that thing from the Bush administration?") or an event (Nixon's presidency is synonymous for a lot of people with the Vietnam War and the start of the War On Drugs). Edit: Made it clear that this is in no way a common thing, and I've only heard it said a few times. Edit 2: It's a lot like how the UK uses "Victorian Era", except it refers to a much shorter period of time.

[@Funtermore]

...But why?.... well I guess I shouldn't asked too many questions, its the USA we're talking about here.

[@NotOnLand]

It's a result of changing leadership so often, every 4-8 years the entire culture of America can be drastically different. It helps to encapsulate the state of the country similar to decades. "The Clinton Years" technically means "The Late Nineties," but it has a different cultural connotation

[@poisonmantis4191]

@@Funtermore it's just a funnier way of calling something old now, i guess. "from the nixon administration" is just a funnier thing to say than "wow that thing is x years old" (im too lazy to look up when nixon was president)

[@hectorresu2837]

I've never heard anything like that before...

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

@@Funtermore trends change drastically in 4 to 8 years

[@redlink8734]

I would like to dedicate this video to my orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

"Alucard doesn't even work in an office" *Genya Arikado is typing*

[@cyrus2395]

Ayyy

[@francessonder]

Well, his name "changed" so I guess he's a different person. But not really.

[@jerrysmith8814]

A man of culture, I see

[@francessonder]

@@jerrysmith8814 Aria of Sorrow is a chad game.

[@jerrysmith8814]

@@cyrus2395 absolutely. Dawn of Sorrow is pretty epic too

[@rheenusthebeanus4559]

"The game is easy to beat, if you cheat" ah yes, sports are also hard work, but not if you use steroids!

[@dracosmith7781]

Running a marathon is also hard unless you drive in a car

[@hotmanngrayman9059]

Winning a fistfight ain't too hard if you use a gun!

[@dracosmith7781]

@@hotmanngrayman9059 your thinking of brass knuckles on the first part and a bow and arrow contest on the second part

[@Blueflag04]

Passing an exam is very hard if you didnt cheat

[@HandmadeGoose97]

I feel bad for parents looking for games to buy their children and listening to this guy

[@ElectricBarrier]

Good news, I doubt anyone actually watched the show when it was on air.

[@Wolfstarzan]

@@ElectricBarrier From where is it? Was it somekind of local TV station?

[@jamesjett8128]

When can we get a Scott the Woz/George Wood collab???

[@HandmadeGoose97]

@@jamesjett8128 hopefully sooner then later

[@beesbeesbeesbeesbees]

somewhere in the world a child wasn't allowed to play video games because of billton

[@JospiMusic]

good thing gaming in the Clinton years has a bit more of a meaning now 😂

[@Skul1ManEXE]

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

[@FarCryfanLove]

“Create a story line where Lara gets breast cancer.” - George Wood Edit: WOW I never thought in my life I’d ever get a thousand likes on a comment thank you.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

"Create a story line where Lara gets wood." - George Breast Cancer

[@ToyotaKudoFan]

Breat cancer*

[@leavemealonethx]

"I got the results of the test back." -Lara "definitely has breast cancer" Croft

[@trueouchys]

"Imagine the drama!"

[@blackRXrider]

Laura gives me wood.

[@yourlocalcashregister1123]

“No one would spend $60 on a game they know they can beat” Well then, I guess endings are now illegal in video games, any game with an ending should no longer be played by anyone

[@thatgirlinamask8699]

I- I wouldn't buy the game if I didn't know I could beat it, my time is too valuable for that. Oh, hey skyrim! What? You want me to play 400 more hours across 5 systems? But, I have work and...

[@SynGirl32]

DarkSydePhil: "I'm the worst MGS player ever!" GITCY: "Hold my beer."

[@michaelkitchin9665]

Watching this made me realise a slither of respect for Phil. He plays the games. His reviews are equally contradictory and useless, but he plays them. Mostly without cheats, too.

[@SynGirl32]

@@michaelkitchin9665 At least when DSP finds the game too hard, he just stops playing, unlike George who just cheats his way to victory.

[@dylansmith5206]

@@SynGirl32 Well you just heard that quite clearly there first folks who read this other than Xavier. DarksidePhil (A Seixist, Racist, Misogynistic Whiny Man Child Who Barely Edits His Videos And Is A Massive Hypocrite In Every Sense Of The Word) is actually better at playing games than this professional internet reviewer journalist...................... "Sighs" Just please let that sink in for a while................

[@Goleon]

@@SynGirl32 - Yeah. Like I can get being determined to win a game but if you’re clearly not having fun with it then you need to stop playing it and DSP does get that. He may be a jerk but he gets that the most important thing with games is having fun. That’s why I keep play Cuphead despite constantly failing at it. I still have fun. If a game doesn’t entertain me then it’s not worth playing more of. (hi Rise Of Lyric)

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

Congrats Bill, you've finally won your first Game of the Year awards