The Pricey World of the WORST PS4 Games Ever - Caddicarus

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Once again, while everyone enjoys their videos about the worst games of the decade or even the best games of the decade, I’m stuck here with the worst games of all time. The worst games ever. Okay, maybe I’ve played worse video games, but on the PS Store or PSN, these are certainly the worst, and some of the priciest I’ve ever seen. These are the worst PS4 games of all time. The worst PS4 games ever. And you’d think with all the videos covering the worst Steam games ever, from Slaughtering Grounds to Bad Rats, that the PlayStation Network would be immune to getting games like that on the storefront due to sure financial backing and stronger brand infrastructure. But no. We’ve got some PS4 exclusives and some Steam games as well as PS4 games, but make no mistake, everything here was bought with 115 dollars, and it’s the most expensive sick I’ve ever paid for. Get ready for a big journey as I look at 10 bad games - with a Life of Black Tiger review (made famous by the Life of Black Tiger AVGN video), a Flowers Are Dead review (made famous by Jim Sterling), a Catlateral Damage review (which I think Markiplier played? Who knows? Who cares?), and a collection of reviews from a lovely man called Gilson B Pontes. All hail Gilson B Pontes. Gilson B Pontes will save us. Gilson B Pontes is love. Gilson B Pontes is life. Oh, and there’s a review in here of Skylight Freerange 2 Gachduine review. The best name for a game of all time. Please subscribe and hit that bell.
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[@Caddicarus]

Gilson B. Pontes will save us all hail Gilson B. Pontes

[@xenobestx8423]

Lmao 1st reply

[@tanglelover]

Hi daddy caddy

[@samuellent646]

Hello?

[@samuellent646]

Hello

[@AnnoyedAlways2]

Nice to you back Caddy

[@MarioGenerations]

Some things about life of black tiger that caddy didn’t mention: -The artwork that caddy praised are just photos taken off of google and edited a bit -The song used in the trailer is stolen from an anime

[@nathanebluepanda8207]

@JayLeeBeanz Parasyte - Next To You cover done by JackonTC in KZbin

[@pryingeyes1551]

They also count dogs as humans in your kill count.

[@jonafumin9890]

@AncientAstronautTheorist broo

[@friendlyneighbourhoodfanbo4986]

So that means there is actually *NOTHING* good about 'Life of Black Tiger'?

[@dubstepbee6892]

i blame gilbert godfreed for this

[@ianbough4122]

Being Caddy's neighbor must be a trip.

[@anothergamer112]

*"PEPSI IS BETTER THAN CO-OKE!"* "Honey, he's doing that thing again..."

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

My whole neighborhood must all be Caddies in some form because that is a dreamland I must have

[@dolphinvoltage3339]

IanBough not a Adverturne?

[@tomsmiley126]

Welcome to my waking nightmare... hi, I'm Tom.

[@Caldella]

"He's leaping into a rubbish bin shirtless, and he's having someone film it!" "Honey, just close the blinds, please."

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Thanks for having me cameo, Caddy! Excited to watch this later tonight. =D

[@thebackup2121]

No likes?? Well I thought you were great...

[@animationfanatic2133]

Hey it's Pontes B Gilson

[@milovegas123]

You came to the video just to say you'll watch it later? So weird

[@themaskedman8377]

Really

[@Furretbestboi]

Doot doot

[@Succupie]

i wonder if people in Caddy's neighborhood just see him and go, "oh, Caddicarus is having another fit"

[@GigaChadDuPlessis]

"Margy! That cheeky neighbors outside being a t**t again! Call the police!"

[@AAAAAA-613]

No they probably say "Oh, I guess James is filming again"

[@caiuscosades8538]

Nah, since his name isn't caddicarus

[@exocolt15]

@@caiuscosades8538 it’s not? Wait… is my moms name not mom??

[@PikminandOatchi]

@@AAAAAA-613 Jim. He stopped going by James a long time ago.

[@OwenIsOnline]

I love that we've all just embraced Caddys weirdness at this point, he'll go from diving shirtless into a bin to an in-depth analysis of the current state of gaming. What a guy, keep it up man.

[@1391Ghost]

consistently inconsistent

[@MrShisuto]

EVOWEN and I wouldn’t want him any other way.

[@calebgadison167]

@Diabeto Kills You legit have a cringy realistic Mario and Yoshi profile picture,you have no room to talk when it comes to cringe

[@calebgadison167]

@Diabeto Kills Plus you have like 3 subscribers so you honestly don't matter

[@matthewbuckley7757]

@@2O73O40 Same here he's so funny and he has great taste in games to.

[@Coreisus]

"We don't have any dinner.." "Whyyyy?" "GILSON B. PONTES!!!!!"

[@theincredibledrl9684]

That actually makes sense

[@chrisp3882]

It really does

[@FloofPuppy]

Would've been better if he said "GILSON B. PONTES STOLE OUR MONIES!!"

[@tafua_a]

@@FloofPuppy GILSON?! GILSON!!!

[@TheNMan64]

"I guess the UK has standards..." Did you forget about Phoenix Games, Caddy?

[@SpiffanyWolfe]

I think he’s tried to block those games from his memory

[@spongebobplushiestuff8612]

DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT PIECE OF POO

[@articusramos808]

Guess its something they refuse to acknowledge

[@Twinrehz]

TIL Phoenix Games is UK-based :|

[@nman551]

TheNMan64 oh yeah

[@GDRunny]

"Where am I? Am I dead? Is this heaven?" "Directed by Gilson B. Pontes." "Oh God no"

[@buwwix]

I’m lucky I know that um jammer lammy refrence, just search “um jammer lammy stage 6 cutscene uncensored”

[@fedbar]

I’m dead, the first I saw was...PONTES B. GILSON

[@yourefatmom6159]

You were the knight the whole fine? Nah the knights to handsome.

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Heaven Made By Gilson B. Pontes!

[@2Scribble]

And on the door to the afterlife it's miss-spelt 'Hevean' and Stain Petre is t-posing through his halo xD

[@Dreadjaws]

"Gilson B. Pontes" sounds like the alter ego of some silver age Batman villain called "The Duct Taper".

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

No, that's Philip Swift.

[@bindedisaac7922]

Heh. Silver age. Duct tape.

[@lixix1337]

Director of this video: Gilson B. Pontes Artist of this video: Gilson B. Pontes Editor of this video: Gilson B. Pontes Actors in the video: Caddy - Played by Gilson B. Pontes Austin - Played by Gilson B. Pontes Dude who voiced the beginning - Played by Gilson B. Pontes Dollar Shave Club - Played by Gilson B. Pontes

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

A Gilson B Pontes video game

[@zacharymosley1523]

Actually, Austin was played by Pontes B. Gilson

[@ButterStick64]

Lixix - Played by Gilson B. Pontes

[@voxelchromatic]

EAT UR CEREAL

[@Superstar5_]

Person who commented on your reply - Gilson B. Pontes

[@JojokimVT]

Caddy: Have Dollar Shave Club as a sponsor. Also Caddy: Doesn't shave his beard

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

He uses his razors on his CadDick

[@stanstanstan2597]

My Life is a Complex Pastiche language

[@bignath250688]

@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 legend right here.

[@natandiaz2911]

@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 Words said by a smart man

[@nathansherriff6439]

@@stanstanstan2597 WHOAH MAN

[@Fluffkitscripts]

Time to play “is that a British swear or is he making shit up?”!

[@SpiffanyWolfe]

As a Brit myself I can tell you most of the time he’s making shit up, I wish half the things he said were actual expressions though xD

[@exocolt15]

Don’t be a proskater guys

[@naughtymelon6712]

I honestly cant tell at this point.

[@CBcaboose]

They’re all real

[@anothergamer112]

@@exocolt15 don't tell me what to do you cooper.

[@AlexOlinkiewicz]

Funnily enough, Gilson B. Pontes released his new game "Shadow the Ronin - The Revenge to the Samurai" on the same exact day this video was posted.

[@Toxic_Stall]

Caddy is a prophet

[@papermacheman2210]

Oh lord

[@GrandmasterArk]

And now, a Sekiro copycat is born. Good joj GBP, and Soyny.

[@PunakiviAddikti]

All hail our lord and savior Gilson B. Pontes. He died for our sins and he is descending back to our world from the heavens.

[@ginogatash4030]

guess Mr Gilson B Pontes saw Sekiro.

[@poecollector64]

Other KZbinrs doing cameos on Caddicarus: Yungtown: makes dramatic encouraging announcements PBG: says random stuff to confuse Caddy even more Brutalmoose: nukes Caddy's house

[@christheleavittman7080]

Ant Dude: Tells him he's 24 and Caddy shows him a clip of the Magical Roundabout. SomeCallMeJohnny: Admits he killed a man and Bubsy 3D is worse than that. The Completionist: Rigs cameras in Caddy's house for an Oscar worthy performance. Scott the Woz: Answers a phone with a catchphrase.

[@ViktorErikFade]

Sounds like either friendship or dedication to fun cameos , can't tell which honestly but they are great

[@rho-starmkl4483]

Chris the Leavittman Scarfulu: hides in one of Caddy’s daughter’s bed JordanUnderneath: Kills Caddy with telepathy.

[@wdf70]

@@rho-starmkl4483 Voodoo dolls are not telepathy, but still funny.

[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

Matt McMuscles: Lets him say his show's catchphrase

[@thebotbuilder]

I honestly wonder how the neighbours felt when they saw Caddy only wearing his trousers jumping head first into a bin

[@Aikisbest]

Im assuming they are kinda used to him being a bit quirky by now XD

[@justsomebodyhere4930]

“Honey! The neighbor’s at it again!”

[@LchanOtakudom]

“Must be Tuesday.”

[@lnsflare1]

"Oh, thank God that he decided to strip his top half this week."

[@indigowendigo8165]

Reminds me of what people say about Caleb City all the time. XD

[@REBORN1000X]

It's quite weird watching this video after the interview that Caddy mentioned that he was really going through a hard time (financially) when he made this video, and that this could have been his last video if it failed. And I'm so glad it didn't fail, because since this video, we had some of the best Caddicarus videos ever. Thanks Caddy! Hope you and your family are doing well!

[@Winrarnt]

Wait really? I am SO glad this didn't fail.

[@Roadent1241]

@@Winrarnt Considering the nearly £8k he spent this year on replacing computers....! XD

[@Tintelinus]

Kinda funny that it seems to have been the start of his new style of vids, which are getting more views.

[@Gatorade69]

That sucks to hear and I hope he's doing better now. I watched some of his videos but was never really a fan but now his videos are really starting to grow on me and I've been enjoying them more and more.

[@jacksalter5983]

@@steelbear2063 content creation is a real job

[@Malkmusianful]

i can't wait to die from all the bricks surrounding me so i can realize that my entire life has been directed and written by Gilson B. Pontes

[@soulhoney1908]

Wait are we lived in a simulation? that gilson b pontes

[@catsnekos5002]

@@soulhoney1908 lolllllll

[@crazydud3380]

2020 is what you would get if you lived in a Gilson B. pontes world.

[@SynthwaveWine]

His last name is "Ponce" now

[@brickboy3420]

SURROUNDED

[@toddhoward841]

17:43 i can read hebrew and let me tell you, this writing IS accurate, but all the words are written backwards... good job gilson you did it again

[@300IQPrower]

Cause hebrew is written right to left, probably

[@lucascyr98]

@@300IQPrower Awesome, where can I get me some Jewish manga

[@sillygoose2878]

Giorno can read Hebrew I never knew

[@toddhoward841]

@@sillygoose2878 its essential for a mafia boss to know multiple languages

[@dragonplant]

This reminds me of what happens in “IT”

[@gabrielthee2tankengine792]

21:17 "flowers are dead, violets are blue, give me a gun, i'm ending it" My favorite quote

[@simonyoutube234]

this is me when i must join the e-classes

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Caddy in these vids!

[@alecrutz6979]

I can't pick a favorite quote cause every other line had me laughing so hard I had to pause cause I was making my stomach hurt lmao

[@zoiebrown7316]

-Gilson B Pontes

[@rainbowapplexdmemes9658]

Me When Im Around My Siblings:

[@megaemeraldman260]

6:33 I was watching this on my ps4 & actually thought youtube crashed.

[@TheRealTact]

Same

[@jonathangaul4950]

Same

[@justavulpixlol]

Ps3 for me

[@nintenboy6595]

Same.

[@LiliumArgentium]

Little did Caddy know this was a sign of the year to come.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Oh where he had the WORST luck imaginable in self building a pc

[@chouetta429]

And getting a PS5

[@uncleslam9022]

Or perhaps...mind this is a small chance, but perhaps we are referring to the worldwide epidemic.

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

E.

[@The_Real_EddyMomo]

@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 definitely E

[@faultyvideos2215]

Just imagine the neighbors walking outside while caddy was filming that pre-intro segment XD

[@marcsmith8884]

it’s england, we’re used to stuff like that

[@shadowbird25]

@@marcsmith8884 So you're saying England is like Florida?

[@ThisAdamGuy]

@@shadowbird25 England came first

[@pastelhotmess9299]

oh sweet- Here he goes again, RON CALL THE POLICE

[@jordanloux3883]

There is no way they aren't used to this shit by now.

[@aquabreeze7612]

“Why do you keep rewatching this video?” Gilson B. Pontes

[@587DeathKing]

"Catlateral trailer is a Smosh sketch" Man I've seen higher production values from Smosh in 2008 than that trailer

[@ChapSnat752]

The last time they were funny was when robin williams was still alive

[@night_owlll]

almost like it's intentional

[@dcdx8966]

Modern smosh is humanity’s downfall.

[@CurtyTails]

I was going to say that is actually an insult to 2008 smosh

[@RJ_Productions316]

I've seen porn with higher production quality

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

The greatest experience I’ve ever had with Catlateral Damage was watching Griffin McElroy trick his brother into thinking that he forgot to turn on the capture after he made him watch forty minutes of the game.

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

Feels like five, though, doesn’t it?

[@quinnholloway5400]

I like it when markiplier played it

[@Nerozard]

I think that was the closest Justin came to driving to Austin and killing Griffin.

[@HerpDerpTheTank]

Justin’s been getting his revenge occasionally in Victory McElroyale, by smirking to the camera while Travis and Griffin struggle through every level of Cash Banooca 2. He needs to press a single button every two minutes? Not until he’s good and ready! 😂

[@robinkomin]

0:25 Caddy looking straight up like Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi

[@JoeyDoesStuff1120]

Xd

[@Taikofan04]

I LITERALLY JUST NOTICED

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Swolidicarus

[@jordannewthomas3293]

Caddy isn't waxy looking like kylo looked though.

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

@@jordannewthomas3293 That's clearly because Caddy uses the Dollar Shave Club™ XD

[@MrVailBride]

2 years later and the humor still holds up well. You could say "This aged like a fine wine". Caddy's humor helps me stay sane.

[@AlexandruLipan]

The only thing that changed is Steam now going aboard the bandwagon of releasing a (fairly well done) physical console

[@royalblanket]

Which is ironic because it's driving him insane

[@imagery5425]

Hello from the future.

[@someone-ss7bm]

The Wii U joke got me so bad I had to put my phone down and take a moment to breathe

[@crashthedarklordplays2668]

do you mean "in"sane ?

[@QueenCheetah]

4:05- "Yeah, most of these games I couldn't get in the UK. I guess we have standards." You have Phoenix Games, Caddy.

[@exiegelastweekgamer1571]

Had.

[@ShibuNub3305]

*_Oh._*

[@tempatchtheveryweird3665]

*Had

[@danielfotheringhamproducti7368]

@QueenCheetah, yes, but that was back in the early 2000s, mainly for the PS2, and Nintendo Wii for several years. However, you would think that they would learn from their mistakes, yet it didn’t seem to be.

[@nathandioza7821]

Least Your Steam Locomotives look better than ours ;w; (I'm an American)

[@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8]

"Gilson B. Pontes" is the Caddicarus version of "Fred Fuchs"

[@BigSexyBlackMans]

It’s motherfuckin’ FRED FUCKS

[@brodiero-solar302]

Unoriginal Profile Picture ok

[@lessel3465]

They're not wrong.

[@erlendvageskar3356]

Can't wait for the Caddicarus videogame in which the final boss is... GILSON B. PONTES! And the secret final boss... Pontes B. Gilson

[@JetSetDman]

just like how phoenix games is the caddicarus version of ljn

[@discarddungeon]

I wonder if you can answer *any* question with "Gilson B. Pontes." "Mommy, why did the dinosaurs die?" "Gilson B. Pontes."

[@horricule451]

"What is your gender?" "Gilson B. Pontes." "Is the earth flat?" "Gilson B. Pontes." "Who are you voting for?" "Gilson B. Pontes." "What's your favorite movie?" "Gilson B. Pontes."

[@Blueflag04]

Fair enough

[@lBorosDavidl]

A "Gilson B. Pontes game"

[@NitroFury]

Pontes B. Gilson

[@MisterVercetti]

@@horricule451 That's all you can saaaay! That's all you can saaaay!

[@Hugealligator254]

This man got himself out of financial trouble by taking his shirt off and diving headfirst into the bin

[@paradoxical998]

"Fred Fuchs?!" -AVGN, Life of black tiger.

[@RuruFIN]

Fred Fucks*

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

@@RuruFIN Fred f*cks what?

[@JackOfen]

Fuchs is german for Fox

[@philbateman1989]

I've genuinely had some of my students produce better games than these for their first year project, and they only get 2 semesters to plan, pitch and develop the entire game.

[@kaizoaudio1798]

Considering how strict Nintendo is about protecting their digital store there’s quite a bit of absolute trash on that as well.

[@stoic7974]

Vroom in the nightsky Need I say more

[@pyramidhead6998]

Yeah, like Breath of the Wild.

[@MabuseXX]

More.....the Nintendo store has more trash and converted mobile games than the PSN and MS Store combined......

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

ive found a lot of good indie games on there that are definitely worth it if you have spare funds on your acc, but so many games are literally app store quality and its ridiculous

[@whytfbuddy4118]

i wake up and boom im a rat How dare you insult Digger Dan DX for like 5 penny’s on the us 3ds eshop.

[@SurShuru]

I really hope I’m not alone for thinking Caddy screamed “bitch” at the beginning

[@polovolt3]

I thought the same thing , I had to listen extremely closely to realise he was saying bins

[@QuantumR3D]

I thought he was screeching “BEANS!!!!”

[@fortis3686]

At first I thought he said “Binge!”

[@scottpilgrim920]

​@@fortis3686 same here!!

[@CourageousCoward1728]

Me too

[@QTEila]

"Caddy, why do you look like you've been stuck in a crack den for 3 months?" "GILSON B. PONTES"

[@nio4073]

Now he IS stuck in a crack den for 3 months

[@SlayerTank99]

Plot twist: Gilson B. Pontes is Tommy Wiseau's long lost brother.

[@shawnfields2369]

I could believe that. If Pontes B. Gilson and Gilson Bollock Pontes couldn't also somehow be related and long lost brothers to Tommy Wiseau too.

[@noahpulliam8212]

Bigger plot twist. Gilson B. Pontes IS Tommy Wiseau. He is just using a different name

[@PugcolaLLC]

Oh no.

[@brandoniswhoiam]

Back at it again with the shirtless Caddy and those high-waisted tights! This time, with bins!

[@kingwilliamdelphox]

BINS!

[@spongefan155]

*B I N S* Bins

[@Mr._Sherwood]

"this game is free range guacamole" is somehow the funniest sentence I've heard in an age

[@Snowfang00andco]

A close second has to be “Lara Croft and your pyramid chest, move aside! These! These. Are. Breats!”

[@MidnightUmbra]

Can we just admire that Caddy is literally the only human that will go outside looking like that for us (00:40)

[@zorojuro4653]

Admire*

[@H0T5H0TJ0N]

Him, and of course the Florida Man.

[@KionTheLion]

You sir, clearly haven't watched Brandon Rogers.

[@delaneyheil9575]

This entire video is just seeping with classic Caddicarus energy Oh Daddy Caddy...how we've missed you

[@dcdx8966]

I agree! It’s like old school Caddy I loved it

[@ViktorErikFade]

I just love caddy lol He's great

[@Blueflag04]

So glad he didnt shave his beard

[@DominusTheNephilim]

0:29 "ARE YOU READY TO--" "BIIITCH!" "Uh, sorry, what was that?" "Bins.."

[@JaggedBird]

It's "BIIIIIIIIIIIINS!" not bitch

[@christheleavittman7080]

Person who deletes channels for reviewing his garbage: GILSON B PONTES

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

Does he really?

[@christheleavittman7080]

@@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 he did earlier this year

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

Oh okay I didn’t know

[@someguythatwasmorbed8251]

Gilson B. Pontes: *finishes MGS5* You know, I like how Kojima puts his name before and after every mission...

[@ryebreadthebread]

Game theory, Gilson B Pontes is a secret kojima marketing scheme

[@vagnurt]

i just looked up Gilson B. Pontes, he has written his own biography on IMDB

[@THRILLEX]

And, amazingly, he can’t even do that right. His last sentence says, “He has a great fascination for classic American cinema, and his greatest reference is Orson Welles by Citizen Kane.” You remember when that fictional character Citizen Kane made a movie about the filmmaker Orson Welles? I hear Citizen even played the eponymous Welles in the film too!

[@bluestreaker9242]

Wow...he's so self-absorbed he actually said it's a biography? Wow...just...wow...that's not even how biography works! When you wrote your own biography, that's called an AUTObiography! XD

[@peewhocantbeaimed6954]

I heard he gave birth to himself

[@DJtheChaos246]

Th-that is amazingly pathetic.

[@300IQPrower]

He twitter banned me for calling his game shit, this doesnt surprise me

[@SSVCloud]

It's always weird to remember that Caddy has a child.

[@vanhalen4life1]

No way Really?

[@eamonndeane587]

Are you talking about his Stepdaughter?

[@Riggy1991]

stepdaughters

[@laidesman1997]

I believe he has more than one stepdaughter

[@ge0rgiaeb0nyy]

Several stepkids :)

[@MrBounceoutboi]

"I was alone, always been alone, but I'm not lonely" -tiger

[@SuperMegaDudeguy]

21:19 I thought the poem was going to be "Flowers are dead Violets are blue Give me a gun And you'll be, too"

[@KidOblivion]

*Caddy stepps into the room with no shirt and hiked up tights yelling "Bins"* Me: 😳 It's gonna be one of those videos huh

[@nicolenye9571]

420yy th like

[@kinghammerstudios1915]

Best video introduction I've ever seen.

[@Snowfang00andco]

I felt the same when I saw him crawling out of the dumpster for the Kinnect games video 😆

[@19Szabolcs91]

I like how Gilson B. Pontes doesn't even get the concept of the Sun lighting up stuff. It's browad daylight and the game is darkenes by a stupid filter. WTF, if you want to make a game that's visually dark, make it set at night, or underground or even in a forest or whatever.

[@becuaseimbored3481]

Browad

[@indyvids5001]

This man was insane before the pandemic even started. He was ready for this.

[@somerandolad]

He got a leg up on all of us, at least.

[@MattMcMuscles]

My cat Zach can be found in Catlateral Damage, so it's good. Lay off, Caddy!

[@tanman7568]

Don't you mean Gilson B. Pontes?

[@GabrielPhillipsAeroSkyStar]

YOOOOOOOOOOO MATT! Didn't expect to see you on Caddy's Channel.

[@ShibuNub3305]

Hey isn’t this the “what has occurred” guy?

[@BusinessZeus]

@@ShibuNub3305 That is amazing. I am blown away at your accuracy! Ya git uh golf star

[@theofficialchannelofoffici7962]

Kitty

[@ZaGorudan]

"Mummy, why is there a shirtless man diving into garbage bins?"

[@ThatGenericPyro]

*Gilson B. Pontes*

[@HarleyMaebry]

A random PBG appears! What a way to come back: a collab with THE Pontes B. Gilson!

[@lynntaylor9681]

PBG's cameos are the best.

[@donovanjoseph737]

I love the transition of orc slayer crashing for no reason, caddicarus going “oh. Bye then.” And instantly begins talking about the next game

[@Lordani66]

Yeah I like things like this.

[@GuardianTam]

I too like things.

[@shadow_shine3578]

His segways are great.

[@AnakinTheWeird]

Jim Sterling is having Vietnam flashbacks watching this...

[@songohan3321]

Probably not since Digital Homicide has made a return.

[@OfficialDJSoru]

@@songohan3321 DH 2: Sterling Boogaloo

[@nachosNipples]

@@songohan3321 aw sick

[@kennynitro17]

22:33 This is exactly what sensory overload in a mall feels like

[@QJ89]

Before: "How dare you talk smack about 'Catalataral Damage,' you bastard!" After: "Ehh, you have a point on it's short novelty, tho it's still cute. And that trailer...!"

[@HailSatanLLC]

Gilson B. Pontes is when you ask your mom for Hideo Kojima and she tells you we have Hideo Kojima at home.

[@300IQPrower]

I regularly go through the sales on psn and it’s literally at the point where it’s a regular occurrence for the “Deals section” to *only* have shovelware. And there’s so much shovelware that even when it has actual games the majority is still shite. The guy who owns Lightning Game Studios (LGS, Samael person, can’t quite remember his name...) has clout with Twitter as well as Sony I guess cause i got twitter banned well over a year ago for “hate speech” because i called their games shit. Twitter STILL refuses to unban (it’s a great motivator to stay off twitter, best decision of my life to stop using that cesspool) I really needed this video, thank you Caddy

[@airbornemagician]

(gilson b pontes)

[@WillieManga]

I got the Nintendo Switch and while it has some incredible games, some of which are exclusive to the console, it also has some baffling games of this level of quality. Sometimes on sale too. Ignoring its obvious hit, games like Just Shapes And Beats and Beats as well as Breath of the Wild are smooth and legit, then we got some decent ports of Doom and Shovel Knight. Speaking of decent, we also got and the gorgeous and trippy walking simulator Mind Path to Thalamus, and Blacksea Odyssey which is a hard yet intriguing arcade like shooter. Games like those at least try to have something worthwhile. But the Switch no stranger to some top notch garbage. Some dreadful games I got on sale include Zomb, a zombie game with some of the most dreadful controls and programming I have ever tried to use aside from Sonic Free Riders; Thief Simulator, which may have been just mediocre if not for the frustrating instability which caused it to frequently crash; and possibly the worst port of Agony, an already mediocre game completely ruined even further with shoddy graphics, confusing controls and tedious framerate, to the point where it lives up to its name. There of course is far more shovelware, but at least it's remastering Xenoblade Chronicles.

[@PsychoGoldVideos]

"THIS IS PS4!" I've not got any further than that but felt the need to stop and comment, thank you so much for making that reference. My partner and I have quoted it many times and to hear it again outside of that blue blob's video is amazing.

[@Roadent1241]

And the Tony Hawks 5 vid~

[@shiethegal]

23:44 Ah yes, Life of Black Tiger, by developer *FRED FUCHS*

[@rpghorrorfan879]

Life of Pi More like Life of Why

[@masonshipton2344]

Ah, a fellow AVGN subscriber

[@Legendotcom1]

0:01 Intro 4:26 OrcSlayer 6:41 Laws Of Machine 8:16 The Unknown City: Episode 1 11:29 Spons 12:32 Samael: Legacy Of Ophiuchus 15:10 Sword Of Fortress: The Onomuzim 16:28 Spear Of Destiny: The Gilson B. Pontes 19:47 Catlateral Damage 20:56 Flowers Are Dead 23:46 The Life Of Black Tiger 27:26 Skylight Freerange 2: Guacine

[@Urumi-zc8lm]

Gilson B. Pontes

[@Motolmang]

Gilson B. Pontes

[@noponarchsage]

Gilson B. Pontes

[@logan-el6hl]

​@@Urumi-zc8lm slam s. slamer

[@Ori_Kohav]

12:40 - if Gilson B. Pontes is gonna give Hebrew translations, he should first learn the Hebrew grammar, and especially Hebrew direction. Has he never heard of right-to-left languages?

[@KatyaXx0]

Because *Gilson B. Pontes*

[@Haispawner]

He just wanted to have something that looks like "ancient fantasy scripture" so he picked Hebrew because honestly it looks like it and kind of is one.

[@Ori_Kohav]

@@Haispawner maybe, but my point still stands. He should have studied the language first, because THAT kind of Hebrew writing is a good way to become a laughing stock among Israeli consumers (like me)

[@Haispawner]

@@Ori_Kohav It doesn't excuse his lack of knowledge, he likely just used an online translator because he didn't care. I mean I don't know any Hebrew but I can just expect it to be crap when it's in a game like that.

[@toddhoward841]

@@Ori_Kohav hellow fellow israeli man, when i saw the hebrew writing i fell on the floor dying of laughter

[@bigbruno2232]

Damn Hollow Knight only costed me $15. Including all the dlcs. These games look like college projects And they all got Fs see me after class.

[@chaoscontroller316]

Bold of you to assume they showed up

[@bigbruno2232]

Hey sometimes things can get too confident.

[@youtubezio2713]

And 15$ is the NORMAL price for that masterpiece that is Hollow Knight

[@DerVasto]

@@youtubezio2713 Man, I need to get that.

[@Dermetsu]

Wow, it cost you the listing price? Who would of thought?

[@colleenglanville8293]

"Gilson B. Pontes Is The Tommy Wiseau Of PS4" Oh my god lol! 😂😂😂

[@noahpagnozzi432]

Colleen Glanville please just stop

[@colleenglanville8293]

Noah Pagnozzi I stopped commenting this much a long time ago... now I only leave 4 - 6 comments on a video, so hopefully that will be a little less annoying for you! 😀😄😁👍

[@noahpagnozzi432]

Sorry for being harsh.

[@ItsLelingTime]

He’s the Hideo Kojima of crap.

[@colleenglanville8293]

Batman lel Lol! 😂😂😂

[@Bumbleorc]

“Okay very well done, are you gonna make a video now?” Caddy: “No” voice: “oh bloody hell

[@Optimus97]

More like "nuhn" XD

[@tafua_a]

@@Optimus97 Hearing an American say the words "oh bloody hell" is really funny to me

[@nuclearbirds]

I need to know how many takes the “Knack” bit took to get right.

[@Saiaxs]

Kseven

[@nicolenye9571]

Ksixty knine

[@Josuh]

Katleast kwone

[@Shinx990]

@@nicolenye9571 Knice.

[@Mister_Oddity]

Kno kidea kbut ki kasume ktwelve

[@krisgeno8049]

"So no more delays, please welcome back to youtube today..." Me: Caddicarus Automatic caption: *N i c h o l a s C h a d d y*

[@hexnight]

sounds like a decent person

[@spongefan155]

Chaddicarus

[@ryaquaza3offical]

“All the games are only available on the US PlayStation store” Heh, should have seen that coming

[@poggersuni9637]

would've been a clever transition to an Express VPN sponsorship

[@stingersplash]

It's not even true. Some are on the UK store.

[@exantiuse497]

He said "some are only in US", not "all"

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

Huh, I Hate Everything had the same issue. Are we (the US) the sh*t media dumping ground?

[@hachnslay]

Jim Stephanie Sterling's (upcoming?) war against Gilson B Pointless lead me here. Was not disappointed.

[@wrigglenight93]

Anything to stay relevant I suppose

[@oni0017]

When I saw Gilson B pretentious I was like "oh we're in for a treat."

[@Saxdude26]

There's something wild that two of the cameo voices in SoulStorm have covered Gilson B. Pontes trilogy during their careers. XD

[@bluiiCH]

Everyone: its a new year and you know what that means! Caddi's neighbors: The guy next door goes insane again

[@FreezepondMapping]

"Ofiddly chunks" is the Caddicarusest thing I have ever heard.

[@noahwood2620]

16:33 YES! BRIAN'S IN THIS GAME! FFFFFFFFFF- TEXT TO SPEECH BRIAN! I LOVED HIS VOICE ACTING IN SONIC ADVENTURE 2

[@chesterlockett4002]

Brian: I'll make you eat those words! TERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@sewkrazy]

Sonci vantur too: Rouge’s tits invade Poland

[@epicdaggerlegacydemoz5154]

9:00

[@leonardop3073]

13:26 im so happy to see a crossover of two of my favorite youtubers

[@katiamancin3746]

B. Pon

[@BlightVonDrake]

I love that PBG was just... There XD No reason, just PBG. 25:24 *_"I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EEEEEEEEARTH!!!!!!"_*

[@gabgabminx7612]

Why haven't I discovered Caddicarus years ago. He is absolutely amazing and hilarious. Give this man more subscribers.

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

"EVERYTHING WAS DONE BY GILSON B. PONTES." Funny, the music is telling me it was made by Dave Miller. EDIT (May 2 2021, 110 likes): oh good y'all got the joke

[@joelcastro-reyes1667]

Spoilers, its still somehow Gilson B. Pontes

[@nicolenye9571]

But Dave Miller is THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

[@wumpus976]

@@nicolenye9571 criminal. criminal. criminal. criminal. *criminal.*

[@fishethefish7463]

@@nicolenye9571 What kind of name for a serial killer is Dave?

[@ThatGuyfromBrazil]

@@fishethefish7463 *looks up Criminal Minds villains*

[@Watz_Gaming]

In my opinion, this video was the start of Prime Caddy

[@jacksykes4680]

The caddy reboot

[@Watz_Gaming]

@@jacksykes4680 Precisely

[@rabbit_rumblepak]

25:24 "You can't escape me! I'll chase you to ends of the earth" - Peter Parker from Spiderman The Animated Series and it's black suit saga finale

[@matthewbuckley7757]

Gonna binge watch that show one day on Disney Plus heard it's great.

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

You should it’s amazing I love it! Plus that line is amazing!

[@plan8067]

8:36 I can actually explain that. There's two possibilities 1. The language wasn't set to English it was set to "Default" and the "English" text is all lowercase 2. The language was set to English but clicking it again on English caused it all to refresh and the text replacement script set everything to lowercase

[@elgeeie]

Lmfao

[@brettf3252]

When the object is defined it has a default caption. When changing languages it pulls the mapping from a cross reference list. They are technically sourced different. However, terrible QA.

[@colleenglanville8293]

"Laws of Machine" "First Domestic Robot Who Can Help You!" "This Robot Can Everything!" "This Is Future!" "I Made It For Help And Protect!" Caddicarus: English!! Too much hard for you, go on school. I died of laughter lol! 😂😂😂💀

[@dripstolfo4557]

Colleen Glanville rubenf23

[@alphablue2395]

Rubenff23 liked your comment

[@colleenglanville8293]

Cool Thumb Brown Wait, what!? Who's that??? I'm sorry for being so uncultured! 😔

[@alphablue2395]

@@colleenglanville8293 7:41 is the timestamp you're looking for

[@colleenglanville8293]

Cool Thumb Brown It's been awhile since I've watched this video, so I didn't get it until you showed me this... that killed me lol! 😂😂😂

[@peterthefish97]

This really introduced 2020 perfectly in retrospect

[@andrewhaase1826]

I felt like I was gonna die of asphyxiation laughing at the phrase "Freerange Guacamole."

[@patrickthehenchman2679]

19:26 Behold, Cat-dicarus about to do the Wario Laughing Meme

[@themerchantof1175]

27:27 “I don’t think you’re ready for this one” oh caddy, what could be worse than life of black Ti- 27:28....I hurt myself today...

[@mysticmind4563]

Man, Baldi's basic math was more appealing to look at. And that game was INTENTIONALLY outdated in graphics.

[@NeoShadowWolf]

"...To see if I still feel..."

[@solaris9426]

7:51 my phone decided to send me a notification at the exact same time Caddy got the achievement, leaving me confused for a moment.

[@largeslappy]

*BIIIIIIINSSS!* "...I'm sorry, what was that?" *bins.*

[@theguywholikesmario4613]

"Did you say... bins?"

[@Optimus97]

@@theguywholikesmario4613 *merp!*

[@dragonspear570]

That’s two consecutive year opening episodes where Caddy is castrated by Sony, the suffering this poor man goes through to give us great videos.

[@CosmicNebula444]

"Yeah. Most of these games I couldn't even get in the UK. I guess we've got standards." As an American, I can confirm, standards here don't exist.

[@Eighty_Sil]

As an American, I can confirm his confirmation.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Well, we only have them until Brexit comes through. Then it'll be like steam greenlight over here

[@rassilontdavros3004]

Brendan Milburn As an American, I can confirm Caddy’s initial statement, the confirmation of Caddy’s initial statement, the additional confirmation of said confirmation of Caddy’s initial statement, and the further confirmation of said additional confirmation of said confirmation of Caddy’s initial statement. Don’t ask me to confirm my own confirmations, though.

[@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734]

@@rassilontdavros3004 As an American I confirm all of these confirmations

[@RyuichiNoGekido]

As an American I can confirm standards here died November 2016.

[@AutisticHighHeeler]

And now Gilson Bollock Pontes is flagging people criticising his shit games.

[@OtisLePoOtis]

At 0:29 it sounds like he is saying ”BAJS”, the Swedish Word for poop

[@candidpepper]

He probably did knowing him xD

[@OtisLePoOtis]

ShadowPsychez wouldn’t suprise me

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

0:29

[@waltercomunello121]

James is a polyglot.

[@mastertjt56]

Caddy: *acts like a silly armless monster* Me: *laughing* BRILLIANT

[@expendableindigo9639]

Same joke he did last year.

[@mastertjt56]

@@expendableindigo9639 I know and I still love it

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

I gotta be honest... With the cassette feature with the tapes playing all at once, you could argue that Flowers Are Dead is more of a schizophrenia simulator.

[@Dangansona]

Fun fact! If you know the KZbinr LGR, his cat is actually one of the cats portrayed in Catlateral Damage!

[@jasondavis2804]

22:30 *"Trophy earned: 10 million fireflies"* Nice

[@pikachucetthesecond4296]

I can't believe my eyes

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

I’m weird cause I hate goodbyes

[@joshshrum2764]

Caddi’s eyes turned hyper realistic and he bled at me.

[@blackcat738]

0:38. Caddies' neighbors: honey. Jims back at it again.

[@vixxcelacea2778]

19:26 I enjoy and commend that as a 2 second gag, you went much more professional and interesting with your cat makeup than the trailer bothered to do.