The Complete Karl Pilkington's Manchester (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

[@tez4420]

And slowly the depression melts away..thank you

[@jhart1127]

George Foley Same here mate. You’re not alone in how you feel. Keep going 💪🏼 x

[@WeekendMuffin69]

Stay strong brother

[@Adrian-lm1vi]

@John Doe Christ, what an ignorant prick

[@lol-ty9xv]

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[@dirtabd]

Try a 30 min walk every day with Pilkington

[@sharonready5102]

I just love listening to these podcasts .... over and over again .....there’s just nothing else which makes me so happy !

[@grease_monkey6078]

If anyone is interested, Karl used to live on an estate called the "Racecourse Estate" in South Manchester just outside of a town called "Sale" and then moved to Salford , pretty funny too because my best mate lives on the Racecourse Estate and its an odd place , still rough but I can imagine it was worse in the 70's

[@Stop..carry-on]

Racecorse is a Dive , there was some newbuilds sorta opposite the racecourse and at least once a week over night there was trouble, the thieves nobs would go over and strip out the copper pipes - they even pulled a boiler off the wall and left the water and gas leaking over night

[@Astralfirework]

Explains his “Horse in the House” anecdote then.

[@davidjb-750]

My Nana lived on Goodwood

[@patrickbyrne5070]

And if you knew fk all about Manchester you’d know Sale isn’t Manchester and people in Salford will- for some bizarre reason- say they’re not in Manchester “you’re in Salford”... trust me.. these people are a psychologists wet dream all over

[@beatnikstrict]

Salford is its own City. Its part of Greater Manchester but they are proud that they are their own City. Which is fair enough because good things have come from there. The Racecourse is nowhere near as rum as other estates though. But they think it is. Bulls Head till 2am is the highlight of Racecourse life. They won't go to town and mouth off like they do in Sale. They didn't even come to Stretford when the pubs were still open. And ya right about Sale. As soon as you cross the Mersey it starts getting weird.

[@carolynrjackson]

I lived in Manchester for 5 years, and that thumbnail is SO accurate! It rained every single day.

[@carolynrjackson]

@Paul Mcgregor clearly can't take a joke.

[@thelunaticfringe9511]

@Paul Mcgregor nothing gets passed you

[@hudsonquay]

@Paul Mcgregor Look at historical annual sunshine hours for Manchester. It is one of the gloomiest, least sunny places in Europe, receiving around 1400 hours of sunshine annually (where I now live receives 2700). It has relatively low annual rainfall but it discharges that rain in the slowest way possible...DRIZZLE. Yes it doesn't rain everyday, and yes it gets the occasional hot day in summer when every scally in the city goes topless and heads to town, but the typical weather is grey and drizzly. I grew up in Manchester.

[@1000000man1]

​@@hudsonquay When it's hot, it can be unbearable as well, cause it's humid.

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

I don't know exactly why, but I love how Karl says the word "school." It's like he is saying "skee-oo-wool."

[@danieloliver4558]

Lancashire dialect

[@nocontextwhatever]

Uggaly

[@johnforkan1492]

@@danieloliver4558 Lancashire accent is different to manc.

[@danieloliver4558]

@@johnforkan1492 LOL i'm from Bolton you don't have to tell me that I was making the point that Manc is in Lancashire

[@johnforkan1492]

@@danieloliver4558 people from Bolton don't sound like mancs. I do love the accent though. Bury has lost its.

[@karlpilkington1972]

Alright?

[@jordanreynolds1498]

Karl Pilkington you the reel Carl ?

[@dealwithit2789]

Jordan Reynolds Fucking hell, learn how to spell. And he isn't the real Karl.

[@karlpilkington1972]

Alright calm down fucking hell.

[@jordanreynolds1498]

Deal With It How do you no he isn,t the reel Karl? how would he get that name of he weren't?

[@WhoAmi-kt1qb]

i got to say out of these 3 twats Karl Pilkington has always been my favorite

[@BruceRobboFanClub]

Horses were so common in certain parts of Northside Dublin. Karl was by far the most working class of those three.

[@mccarthy5825]

Still common on the south side mate! I live in Drimnagh and there's a load of them around. But yeah I remember the 'mun when the towers were still there but barely anyone left and all that waste ground was FULL of them. Finglas too. Yup the Dubs! 👍 🇮🇪

[@Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist]

Did you take them in the lift? Cos the stairs would knacker them.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Ricky also had a working class upbringing, he grew up in a large, poor family. Their holidays were spent in a caravan in Bognor Regis.

[@KatieBlue16]

Back here 3 years later. These will never not be a part of my life ❤. Karl 4 life ✌🏼

[@lfricmunuc4534]

Who needs 'Young Sheldon', if you have 'Young Karl'.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Karl's (true) stories are much better than those on young Sheldon!

[@MrNicho911]

Who the fuck watches Young Sheldon..? It's proper shite..! Not even comparable with Karl..!

[@nin920]

@@MrNicho911 No shit. I'm sorry but I can't believe anyone who listens to this with this sort of sense of humor would watch that absolute twaddle.

[@grease_monkey6078]

Just watch Kez , that's Karl's childhood

[@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904]

@@nin920 I can assure you, we in America agree.

[@kaneclavering]

Proud Mancunian right here

[@MrPackerProductions]

Kane Clavering Its nothing to be proud of

[@MrFuzzleste]

+Trumpkins Revenge. You're kidding, right?

[@__D-B__]

Kane Clavering Put your mask back on.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Someone's got to be.

[@richardmorton4762]

Yep music, football and Karl

[@phippification]

He honestly lives in a fairytale.

[@Kingsultansapainca]

He lives in a Roald Dahl book

[@SudrianAfro]

Daniel Dacanay it’s like an Alan Bennett play

[@patrickbyrne5070]

You been to Sale? Nobodies fairytale mate

[@beatnikstrict]

Being from Stretford, I wouldn't mind living in Sale.

[@bazglsgw1208]

Its like Mr Ben.

[@KatieBlue16]

*It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in* Goodnight an tha

[@David-ud9ju]

"She wanted me."

[@audreyhepburn8822]

This comment has 69 likes, I refuse to change it.

[@ACinDorset]

Apart from being very funny, I love these chats because I grew up in the 80s and remember all their references to Atari, Commodore 64, Grifter, Spectrum RAM pack etc. Happy days...

[@garyskinner2422]

Haha me too, remember the budgie the smaller bike

[@sliperysid]

Mastertronic games £1.99...... 45mins of loading "syntax error"...... Great times!

[@mccarthy5825]

Remember loading the tape deck on the 64 for ages and then you'd get to one screen and it would crash or yo load for another hour....

[@ACinDorset]

@@mccarthy5825 I used to buy C&VG (Computer and video games magazine) and spend hours typing in code to make a game, only to get nothing but "#syntax error 374" with no clue as to how to resolve the issue. Oh well, all character building stuff, preparing me for life ahead!

[@mccarthy5825]

@@ACinDorset lol there's a blast from the past. That and Mean Machines Sega and Sega Saturn Magazine were my favourite. Oh and that PlayStation mag that was half tits. Remember that writer for CVG Ed Loomas I think? Obsessed with Pink Floyd? I still remember a pic in the mag of him painting the Division Bell logo on his car in Ridge Racer 3 or something... Some memories eh mate? The worst loading ever I think was When my mate brought around a Robocop game. I was a part of the generation whose parents let em see crazy 80s stuff. I remember my stepdad(rip) renting Robocop, Predator, Lethal Weapon, Terminator etc and watching em with me. But then again they made cartoons and toys of these properties so... But anyway we must have spent 3-4 hrs to try load this bloody game and no go. I sort of get why console gaming got so popular ya know? But I will say, it did prep me for drivers and all the crap that came with dial up modem,pci graphics cards, playing Quake online etc. I'm actually after downloading a ton of ebooks on coding and want to get a raspberry pi 4 or something, make a nice emulation machine or maybe try code something.

[@BENABONZO]

“You can only talk rubbish if you’re aware of knowledge.” -Plato

[@craigjustschannel936]

Karl Pilkington should be our world leader!!!

[@mrm5183]

The Victoria Plum story was told twice? Wonder over how many years apart. I love these but listening to Ricky sound so shocked a 2nd time sort of kills it a bit

[@Elcrisso1]

It’s just mates retelling funny stories to each other. They probably tell so many for the podcasts that details become vague and they most likely forget many of the stories; especially when you consider the XFM show and the podcasts were recorded ten years apart

[@fibrodad1354]

We listen to all the best bits, they said it once in comvo years apart over 100s of hours.

[@andrewjolly2958]

Good few years back when i was growing up a lad nicked a penguin from local sea life centre n was walking it round our estate on a dog lead haha

[@mccarthy5825]

Please tell me he fed it fish fingers... 😂

[@Rizzawriter]

Would love to be able to go back in time to see this estate! The mad women next door, the old man down the road, the women next door who's mum was a witch, uncle Alfred who lives in a dingy, Mrs Knowles who went mental, Scruffy Sandra, Shorts Man! 🤣🤣🤣

[@BigPundo]

Don't forget Dave the screw!

[@hudsonquay]

This is all very familiar to me having grown up in a similar South Manchester council estate. We had Mad Margaret, Nitty Nora, Jack the Vac (because he fixed vacuum cleaners and washing machines), Aspro John (talked so much you needed an Aspirin afterwards), German Lou, Joey Wrestler, a guy that owned a tank, Purple Aki and many more crazy characters. I know live in rural New Zealand which is very different but has some unique people.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Not forgetting miss piggy!

[@garyella1301]

And the guy who kept bees in the garden

[@mcfcworcester1365]

Carlton palmer on his 7up bike

[@andrewbowyer5043]

I love how Karl tries to explain things to Steve more than Ricky cos I imagine that Merchant had more of an upper/middle class upbringing than the other two and he can't relate as much to a working class council estate upbringing even though there's nearly 10 years between Karl and Ricky

[@AA-hg5fk]

Merchant seems to have been brought up in a middle class family, definitely not upper class.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Loved Steve's quote about Karl growing up wondering where does Manchester end! It's also quite insightful, for a lot of kids from poor backgrounds the place they grow up in is all they really know and the rest of the world might as well not exist as they can't afford to go anywhere anyway.

[@Bjarku]

It’s Manchester, not Mogadishu lol. It’s not that poor and deprived. I’m sure he went on holiday to Blackpool now and then

[@AA-hg5fk]

​@@Bjarku Relatively speaking. The UK has prevalent relative poverty.

[@davidjb-750]

Went to Twiggy’s a few times as a kid.. On top of the co-op I seem to remember.

[@misdis1614]

DavidJB - can you remember seeing any paper rolls

[@johnforkan1492]

Was that in stretford?

[@davidjb-750]

@@johnforkan1492 yep... on top of the co-op on Taylor’s Road/Gorse Street... co-op is still there on google maps

[@davidjb-750]

@@matthewvido3902 Still is a dance club I believe

[@davidjb-750]

@@misdis1614 Not that I recall. There was a couple of lads with big heads though 😊

[@adambritain5774]

I love the ‘You talk absolute shit’ by Ricky when Karl is talking about Hilda and old ghosts gets me every single time.

[@HayleyWebster-xo2tq]

I don't know which one to plum for ... 😂😂

[@joannedavis9263]

Bog standard old woman?? 🤣

[@SeeYouNextFall]

Ive never been to Manchester, but it sounds like that city knows how to party.

[@elisexxx5782]

Scatter lol

[@SeeYouNextFall]

Scatter? I dont get it......

[@Bellocks1]

I thought he was from Salford originally?

[@davidjb-750]

He grew up in ‘Sale’ just outside Manchester... it’s actually a nice area, but has some notorious estates within it.

[@Borealis-1]

GHOST I think he was quoting Shameless. Good show.

[@rasberryiceify]

The wasabi, mushy pea thing absolutely creased me up! Fucking incredible

[@karlhungus888]

*kusabi

[@MrPKenneally]

that first one is one of the all time classics

[@paulcunnane4]

I adore Karl's parents. Salt of the earth.

[@YouSmokeChed]

You can see where Karl gets his stupidity from

[@chekhov1860]

Love listening to Karl. The other two get on my nerves.

[@DJFurio]

A lad I went to school with told us he could get any Spectrum game he wanted and even new ones that hadn’t been invented, coz his cousin learnt how to speak the noise you got of the tapes loading and could talk to the computer. Sounds like the sort of bollocks story Karl would be convinced was true 🤣

[@vtrico10]

Tattoo stan "that's a province in Russia isn't it" 🤣🤣🤣

[@thereader6667]

The Republic of Tatarstan is real too, Ricky knows his shit😂

[@OdinzEinherjar]

When he said Liam, the first thing I thought they would say or I would say was Liam Gallagher 🤣

[@peterweaver5919]

Karl is the product of a state run, comprehensive school,,,,,that he failed to attend. Still genius tho'

[@PaddyRoon7]

55:57 def top 3 Ricky rants. Imagining it as a film always kills me 😂😂

[@bv3365]

thank you for your comps

[@__D-B__]

Good stuff. This is the best compolation of Karl talkin shit that i've ever heard, Top notch listening experience.

[@The-KL]

I love how karl perfectly describes epigenetics

[@lindatruderung9378]

1:27:54 so they think it is funny, that Karl behaves conscientiously regarding his job? I think it showed good character, and was admirable, that he behaved that way, at such a young age.

[@jakeonyx4775]

What a retard

[@kylelemming3628]

Tips for Corona virus: 1. Wash hands 2. Listen to Ricky Karl and Steve All will be fine.

[@marsanna]

Other than the split tennis ball anecdote the horse in the house is my absolute favorite.

[@mccarthy5825]

If you used Photoshop to turn a picture of a ripped tennis ball chestnut brown or something instead of neon green you can SO see how PERFECT that description is. Poor Auntie Nora and her many many MANY valances, astro turfed garden, tshirts for Karl with her face on and 5 minture continuous farting! 😂 😂

[@marsanna]

@@mccarthy5825 hahaha he really is a poet

[@mccarthy5825]

@@marsanna I seen a split open tennis ball near this field that is popular with dog walkers...i started laughing and forgot to get a picture... Hope it's still there tomorrow! 😂

[@bazglsgw1208]

@@mccarthy5825 Having a dog when he told that story i looked at one of the many ripped tennis balls in my house n nearly pissed myself.

[@mccarthy5825]

@@bazglsgw1208 lol 😂 lol 😂 my missus has psoriasis and occasionally really bad flare ups so sometimes she can't shave or wax and ends up with a proper early 80s bush. I'm talking like look up Playmate of the month in 80s... I don't mind because sometimes a shave hurts her and gives her a flare up so bad ya know? Don't like her to be in pain. Other week she was sitting on couch after shower in a towel because she felt faint and I was cleaning the coffee table and glanced... Yeah... Rippped tennis ball! 😂 😂 😂... With a rasher in it 😂 😂 😂

[@MrDzsoszta]

when he says he was talkin to the magpie, im really-really curious what he was saying to it...how did that conversation go

[@miaross6932]

A horse is walking through the house next door, same happened to us our neighbours did it , Bristol born in bred so Steve it happened in Mivart st in Easton, ya ha ha

[@KCRskidder]

I can barely hear karl and ricky so loud it's ridiculous

[@elisexxx5782]

I no have to keep adjusting the volume lol

[@ComradeSpookfessor]

it is because Karl didnt like to speak on air in the first season

[@LoveBaseballLove]

I'm WEAK from laughter

[@markoshea9551]

Good laugh, thanks for the upload.

[@CymruJedi]

Why the dislikes?

[@jimst3r1]

I live in Cheadle Hulme too ahahahaha no way, Karl actually grew up where my dad’s from

[@danieloliver4558]

He didn'tgrow up in Cheadle Hulme he grew up in Sale

[@patrickbyrne5070]

Karl having a magpie friend and realising all about it is.. that’s it isn’t it.. it’s actually mad.. that’s not normal

[@richardclarke691]

Explain KES to younger ones x

[@sawrirocks]

*O Y E P I L I K T O N*

[@maettsook]

I love these, but anyone that grew up on a council estate has similar stories in similar quantities, Ricky and Steve are obviously middle class.

[@AA-hg5fk]

I think Steve had a middle class upbringing but Ricky hails from a working class background.

[@marsanna]

Ricky grew up poor, let’s not forget his dad would bury old appliances in their yard 😂

[@joshdeighton157]

Karl went to the same school as me his estate is 10 mins down the road 😂

[@mccarthy5825]

@@joshdeighton157 josh you got to tell us some stories about the characters around that area!! Any fellas with big heads and webbed fingers? Any mad kids with patchy hair who would chase cars? Any mad aunties with a fanny like a ripped tennis ball??? 😂

[@joshdeighton157]

@@mccarthy5825 funnily enough there were also a few kids in my year with webbed hands as well 😂

[@nikfirehazard]

I've heard them talk about the nicknames on another clip which is different to this one. Both times it is told as if it's the first time

[@MrNicho911]

Of course it is..! If you paid to see Ricky in concert and then again the week after, he'd tell his jokes as if for the first time..! No one has endless anecdotes..! It doesn't detract from the humour you come here for, does it..?

[@RighteousBrother]

The nicknames thing is weird, because here Karl doesnt know why that man was called Jimmy the Hat, but the next time he says it's because he never wore a hat.

[@Lindenrd25]

None of Karl's stories make Manchester seem particularly bad.

[@RetroAdzz]

Why so many dislikes?

[@Helvira1]

Karl pillow talk

[@Brokendoughnut]

they sound like absolute stoners if you put it down to 0.75 speed...

[@DaveLambphotography]

That's legit funny, they really do.

[@elisexxx5782]

Lmao

[@she9474]

0.5 even beta!! Lol 😂

[@kraken589]

They sound like stoners at regular speed.

[@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616]

I'm a Female Karl 100% *Bit* *Weird* *Init* *Love* *Mrs* *Dilkington* 🤟👊

[@AA-hg5fk]

as every KP fan knows, Karl isn't married, so Mrs Dilkington is Karl's mam!

[@Timahcs2]

I adore Karl !

[@jafwilding]

I used to go to Porthmadog quite a lot in the 80s. I threw a pot at Porthmadog Pottery!

[@nothingmuch875]

I wish there could be a podcast with just Karl without the other two.

[@giantred]

The Victoria Plum thing bothers me... He told that one twice and each time they acted as if it were a new tale. Do they all drink? lol

[@DrMattPhillips]

Have you never told a story to a friend, and then a few years later you tell the story again and you vaguely recall telling them but they've since forgotten?

[@TheAlmightyAss]

giantred they repeat a ton of shit.

[@tom7204]

giantred Think of their material like routines or bits that stand-up comedians often repeat on stage. It seems a little disingenuous at first, as they try to pass it off as new content with shocked remarks or whatever. After a while it just feels like each time they repeat something, they add or remove some information to improve the quality of the material.

[@justinpittman1582]

giantred They do that all the time. We just pretend it doesn't happen. Haha.

[@johnforkan1492]

It's edited old clips put together.

[@1000000man1]

They seem to forget stories he's told before. He tells the same story in slightly different words and Ricky and Steve don't seem to remember that they've heard it. For example, when he bought his mum the Victoria Plum gift. Ricky reacts pretty much the same way he did the first time, like can't remember it. Maybe it had been a while.

[@jakeonyx4775]

The last sentence cancels out the rest of your comment. You figured it out at the end.

[@1000000man1]

@@jakeonyx4775 But if that's all it is, then both Ricky and Steve have terrible memories.

[@jakeonyx4775]

@@1000000man1 or they’ve listened to thousands of retarded story over years.

[@faustomasic]

Anyone else have a mate at school called Mark Cooper?

[@ianinkster2261]

All non-Brits watching FYI --- Manchester is a vast, dense conurbation full of small houses -- like the Bronx -- no horses within several miles -- just realised it's not funny otherwise.

[@calvaryn]

At what point in this story did the bee sting you? After half time Holy shit my sides 😂

[@Abcabcabcx]

Warning don’t watch this while eating

[@danieloliver4558]

the magpie story

[@Sahil-rx2oe]

Crush, crush grapes!

[@justinwebber9968]

I went to a similar church club, one of my friends went and asked if I wanted to come. I kept asking my parents, but they wouldn't let me go. Eventually, they gave in. I was quite young 5-7 ish, anyway the first couple of times it was playing games and sports. Next time I went, we were taken into the church, which was somehow hiding in the same building and spent the entire time being preached to about God. I didn't go back after that, it wasn't even about Christianity, I was really confused if anything, and didn't want to spend another hour and a half being bored. I remember they were really pushy, kept ringing my parents and even sent a few letters trying to get me to go back.

[@Astralfirework]

Do you think it was a cult?

[@AA-hg5fk]

If you were in a church being preached to about God, it almost certainly was 'about Christianity '. I completely agree that children shouldn't have this stuff shoved down their throats though.

[@arigatuxful]

what radio station is aired on?

[@formative3d274]

Probably XFM.

[@Blazekronos97]

arigatuxful yeah xfm and these are from years ago

[@TWisM009]

arigatuxful How can you ask that question?

[@arigatuxful]

thanks peeps, I was just being lazy, I don't live in England see.

[@themerchantofengland]

arigatuxful where do you live?

[@reganpetty8803]

Stephen merchant is the best person in the world

[@Hi.Im.Levi.]

He’s not even the best on the show lol

[@AA-hg5fk]

Disagree. I don't dislike Steve and he did some good things for the show like trying to subdue Ricky's outbursts to allow Karl to continue a hilarious monkey-based story but I often think he was a bit of a brown-nose to Ricky e.g. he would mock Karl to try and impress Ricky. The videos 'meet Karl pilkington' and 'learn English with Ricky Gervais' only feature Karl and Ricky and they are brilliant!

[@Adam-fj9px]

@@AA-hg5fk learn English is mine and my dads favourite ever video every line was classic

[@bennmoore5080]

I'm not that good at football, I've only scored one goal. I was being chased by a bee! Pmsl..

[@annika_panicka]

_You can only talk rubbish if you're aware __-about-__ of knowledge._ - K. Pilkington

[@AA-hg5fk]

Incorrect, its actually "You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge".

[@annika_panicka]

@@AA-hg5fk Actually it's it's, not "its", but thanks for pointing out my error in such a condescending, almost Gervaisian fashion.

[@az3611]

A baby that chases cars 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AA-hg5fk]

It 'ad a patchy 'ed.

[@az3611]

@@AA-hg5fk 😂😂

[@ItsameAlex]

"if we're all gonna go into that universe old, who's gonna do the cropping?"

[@zkhn21]

Karl is an alternate genius🤔

[@murdoc7474]

Brilliant 😁 😁 😁 😁

[@PastaMacouronne]

I love these 3 but this video proves they do fake some stuff, Karl says "John the screw was a cabbie" in this but in later podcasts he says "John the screw owned a hardware store" presumably because it's funnier

[@DS-ry2hm]

PastaMacouronne They re-used/recorded all of the original stories for the later podcasts and TV show so there's two versions with some mistakes and changes. The originals are so much better.

[@johnforkan1492]

Not possible to have done both then?

[@RighteousBrother]

And he gets confused about Jimmy the hat, the second time round he says jtd cos he never wore a hat which Ricky finds hard to believe even though he originally suggested that idea

[@bazglsgw1208]

I thought that the diy store was edited out here.

[@mcfcworcester1365]

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

[@_..-.._..-.._]

“I eht it”

[@Emmsies_OuO]

Does anyone know why Karl often refers to his brother as 'our kid'? (I think that's what he's saying but I might be wrong)

[@Theroadlesstaken]

Emsies Our kid is a turn of phrase used in Manchester when referring or talking to their siblings.

[@johnforkan1492]

You're not English I'm guessing.

[@AA-hg5fk]

@@johnforkan1492 I'm English and I'd never heard the phrase 'our kid'. There's loads of regional slang that you wouldn't reasonably expect someone from another area to understand.

[@UserName-br5zu]

@@AA-hg5fk I’m not from Manchester and I’ve know about this saying since I was a child, you must live under a rock

[@mccarthy5825]

@@UserName-br5zu I'm from Dublin and I picked up the whole 'our kid' thing from the 90s when Oasis were huge. And as a 10 year old when Live Forever came out I was HOOKED! stuff like Royle Family, Early Doors, Frank Sidebottom, Corrie, Mrs Merton, the Coogan stuff like Paul/Pauline Calf was what I absolutely LOVE from 90s to now.

[@thepontiacbandit7874]

Who goes on holiday without their 5 year old kid?? 🤨 Awful behaviour, yet again, from Karl’s parents.

[@chellebrown6677]

Also the people who were looking after him going out and leaving a cat on top of him 😂😂

[@geordieal9187]

What you talking about? This happened years ago, kids didn’t have to be attached to the umbilical cord until they were 25 like they are now

[@SLFX-]

@39:18 karls having sleep paralysis

[@mackabeats]

We grow crop.

[@slimshady2777]

11:25 Karl says his parents had a (,something) shop .. butty shop? .. Anyone know what he says and what that is?

[@waynegrundy8155]

It means Sandwich shop...

[@waynegrundy8155]

Sandwich shop/...

[@slimshady2777]

Thanks champ .. what is the word he says?

[@waynegrundy8155]

@@slimshady2777 Butty shop

[@tiphmiller_sacred_ink]

Ahhh he said bookys, a bookys is a gambling shop and butty is a sandwich

[@HighscoreCreative]

26:55 is so good hahaha

[@montypython4ever]

its not the cof that caries you off, its the that i cari you off in! XD

[@grease_monkey6078]

*it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin that carries you off in

[@AA-hg5fk]

Fail!

[@lindatruderung9378]

At 59:35 Ricky showes how jerky he is! Ricky was in the wrong! He gets annoyed, because Karl got upset over getting the bin over his head. So Karl doesn't like getting garbage on him. And him saying that, hurts Ricky's feelings? Is Ricky mentally challenged? What a jerk!

[@up2me810]

I know it’s all for fun but in a way I feel sorry for Ricky and the Steven...bless their bias ignorance... Writing as I go... for all I know, Ricky haven’t learn shit... only the pre showed BS from his education system...

[@ermerk]

27:00 Rubber Dingy

[@MochaRitz]

I'd listen to these so much more if Ricky was replaced by basically anybody else, basically all he does is cackle and contest ANYTHING Karl says.

[@miker.9138]

56:28 In Karl's case, it would be "Billy Idiot".

[@gazriley624]

best thing he did was getting out of manc and moving to London

[@shane4362]

Bollocks

[@Astralfirework]

London’s rubbish, apparently. You can’t get soil anywhere there, but if you want a panini and a latte you can’t move for them.

[@geordieal9187]

Don’t be so silly

[@TargetedPersona]

Why do all of these videos get a considerable amount of dislikes?

[@hayleighritchings7321]

Montelimarr people who don’t understand humour. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@UNNOIN]

43:56 1:10:33

[@jameslilwaynesthegoatjames29]

ROSCO MCD 95 Amazing

[@Toasterloaf]

Manchester? Rainy? Have you been to London??

[@AA-hg5fk]

WTF? London is much warmer and drier than Manchester...

[@WeekendMuffin69]

Alright

[@dixienormus7452]

Pilokton 😂

[@nocontextwhatever]

I wish he had mentioned the name of his magpie

[@lauragaffney842]

Leah it was called Maggie 😆🤣

[@JL46L88]

Maggie

[@paulcunnane4]

Victoria Plum.....sad.

[@IoloBudski]

Fat hairy Chinese UFO s what nx out of Karl's crazy mind and thoughts love it

[@2fineAFaQ2]

Friends reunited is rubbish. It’s a pay for service. If they’re really your friends one out of the two of you will remember the other ( probably the one that didn’t do as many drugs LOL ) and they will make contact. Lol 😝

[@AA-hg5fk]

This was probably recorded in 2003 or something like that. Long before Facebook!

[@mccarthy5825]

Yeah i finished school in 2001 and couldn't be arsed with any of them! 😂