The Coolest Girl (AVPS) with Lyrics!

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Lyrics to "The Coolest Girl" (Track 7) of the A Very Potter Sequel soundtrack out now on Bandcamp!
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[@CashCatMoney]

God I love that growl Bonnie adds to this song! Meredith is lovely and has such a strong clear voice, but this version will always have a special place in my heart.

[@charlottefierro7919]

I am a trans girl and when I sing this song I feel like I'm telling everyone that I can be proud of the girl I am and I don't have to hide because of transphobic people. I love this song!

[@keplerr1512]

Charlotte Di Angelo you are so strong, and i’m so proud of you.

[@zillmiracle3214]

Ohmygosh I thought of that too. I think my sister will really appreciate this song when she's old enough to watch avps (especially since she goes by Hermione now), she's always been supported in both her transition and strong personality but I'm always terrified that someone will try to take away her sureness and power. I'm hoping more people will open up their perspectives or at least keep their negativity to themselves.

[@mekmmerkrk]

I am so proud of you sister

[@violets.1810]

You go girl! You have support from so many people, the LGBTQ+ community is here for you to lean on. We all love you, and we *know* you're the coolest girl. :)

[@tobirobinson480]

periodt sis

[@astrowiz3544]

The intro to the song is in the tune of Hermione Can't Draw ;_;

[@sabi_sue]

You're right oh my godd

[@abbzz]

I have strong nostalgia memories to Annie, so all I here in the beginning: “used to room, in a tomb, where I’d sit and freeze” from I think I’m gonna like it here

[@Anniehope_15]

Cool

[@poppyjenkins1000]

Drama Queenie omg I can relate!

[@messynessie123]

the songs are connected. This song is immediately after that song

[@surpriseitskatch1532]

I sang this at a Glee Club Audition and they only choose 3 out of 50 kids. I'm one of those 3!!

[@odettebonilla]

hope you get it!!

[@mishayakovlyevna6657]

We don't have Glee Clubs where I live :(

[@sarahjacobs7408]

Great job!

[@karabyrne4869]

That doesn't really sound like a Glee Club, that sounds like a trio lmfao

[@gneesocks]

@@karabyrne4869 i assume they were only accepting 3 new members but had more members than that

[@rinikat28]

This song probably saved my life.

[@LittleMissMusicals_26]

❤️❤️

[@VideosOfRandomContext]

😇

[@lizzycat4477]

This song relates to me so much. The Hermione is AVPM relates to so many girls it's amazing. Starkid is truly amazing. This song has helped so many people. I love this song.

[@aylalaw8192]

That's why I love this song so much. Think of all the young needy girls who get made fun of. Then they listen to this song, and they can relate to it. And then they can realize how cool they are

[@tearoses9940]

AVPM Hermione is a lot closer to the Book Hermione than Movie Hermione, that’s why she’s so much more relatable.

[@mariamghonem6148]

@@tearoses9940 And she well always be

[@RedFlyer411]

Okay so the college tour I was on had this team talent show going on. And I had been singing this song before the show to calm my nerves. They'd heard me and said IF there was time they could fit me in. They could not so I was put aside. BUT at the end of the show our teams had tied and we had to pick a teammate to take us to the win. My team chose me and I sang THE COOLEST GIRL acapella the best way I knew how...And WE WON! I suddenly knew how Neville Longbottom felt when his points had Gryiffindor win. Only in this case I'm a Slytherin and this was a black college tour. But still--We won the House cup.

[@sam_castaneda]

Congrats!

[@VenhedisKaffas]

amazing story,congratulations even though it's 7 months ago so a bit late.still,well done :)

[@hopetoombs8886]

congrats!

[@emmab4587]

Awesome

[@mckennaabrown]

This song has been there for me since probably 5th grade, now four years later I can still relate. Whenever I’m feeling hopeless, I play this song. Thanks starkid, for giving us a song that speaks to everyone who lacks self confidence. All of you listening to this song or reading this comment are absolutely amazing in your own ways, and whoever can’t see that is obviously not worth even a glance in their direction from you. I love all of you guys, stay strong!!

[@florence.exe.]

and still, four years later, i’m here watching this for the first time. hope you’re doing well!

[@acourtofbooksandpages2286]

“All this laughter” was beautifully sung omgggg bonnie blows me away in this

[@tictac4063]

I'm so obsessed with this song I am so underrated at school I always stand on the sidelines no one ever notices me I'm invisible. This song makes me know there are others like this, and just knowing one of them is hermione fcking granger just makes me love her even more. And BONNIE UR SO TALENTED

[@nope9233]

( I read this as "my bonnet your so talented)

[@tictac4063]

Nope92 lmao

[@VenhedisKaffas]

alright same for me.every time in school,exspecially for P.E. i just seem invissible.everyone teams up with someone right after the teacher said we can choose teams and eventually i'm the only one standing on the sidelines.luckily I got the highest grades multiple times in other classes such as geography and history.This song just makes girls everywhere know they are amazing and feel special.

[@Libune]

Don't worry, it was the same for me when I was a kid, but then I grew up (I'm 17 now) and it got a lot better. I've found people who believe in me, just like Hermione did with Harry and Ron. Try to do the same, and believe in yourself. If you get the highest grades, it means you're a very talented person :)

[@hermine1328]

Even though I don't know you, but, I like the cat on your Profile pic. And I know, that at some Point in your life you will have amazing friends, like Hermione had Harry and Ron, and they will help you, no matter what. And what did Zafron say? "We're all in this together." So listen to Zafron and you'll find your way

[@poppyjenkins1000]

This song is actually so uplifting tho

[@ericahollman6438]

I've just had the crappiest day (this week so far, anyway) at school.. classmates thinking they are better than me, representative of one of our major product lines thinking I'm some brain dead moron, and calling me out in front of the class (when I just have a speech problem). Just the tip of the day.. The first thing I do at home? KZbin to listen to this:) Thank you Starkid! You always make my day better!

[@carolinav6522]

Hope everything is better now! Have a great day xoxo

[@Mason-vf6bz]

Erica Hollman All of luck to you

[@chinupprincess8156]

sorry I know this is like years after you posted that but I am sorry about that day you had in the past you have something in common with every person on here we are STARKID ADDICTS!!!!!! X

[@emmab4587]

Erica Hollman wow wait are you me that’s the exact same reason I’m here except that it’s only Tuesday and I’m already suffering the idiots’ wrath

[@thetruthof8949]

I hope that things are better for you now!

[@thaliataylor4115]

I have really puffy frizzy curly hair and I wear clothes that hide my figure. I'm considered really smart. So basically I'm a hispanic version of hermoine

[@pantheraviva]

Thalia Taylor same, but southeast asian version? also im not rlly that smart 😅

[@gamergirl5784]

I'm so underrated everywhere I go so I just shut myself away and listen to something like this. I'm gonna be myself and haters I couldn't help but notice awesome ends with me and ugly starts with u

[@hopetoombs8886]

the beginning of this made me think of For Good from Wicked.

[@paigegould9139]

14 dislikes! Thanks Herman,hermononuecleosous, hermione...

[@dinosaurswithhair614]

I really love this song, I always feel like people are always underestimating the things I can actually do, and it's so frustrating but this song always helps me cope and let my feelings out..but I hope one day people will actually see me for the person I am and the things I can do. Thank you starkid for creating music people can relate too and enjoy- :)

[@catherinem1047]

Five dislikes?!? My father is gonna hear about this!!

[@isaacs8783]

No, I am your father!

[@lauramiranda4592]

Dobby?

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

Thanks Herman!

[@audreyvalentine9182]

i went to the lm/dc concert this past summer and when they were performing, darren said he wanted this to be “the” audition song. like ‘on my own’ or ‘tomorrow’. this is going to be my next audition song :)

[@emily-pt2gj]

7 dislikes? THANKS HERMIONE

[@shahdalali2871]

Emily Cornwell Hermin*😂

[@babbybobabs8701]

why would she dislike her own song

[@stephaniewordwoman]

THAT'S ABSURD.

[@Yasmin-ew3ze]

@@stephaniewordwoman YOU'RE ABSURD

[@Emo_jamie]

More like lavendee

[@madimo2369]

25 dislikes? DAMN THOSE WIZARD COPS.

[@belladarling]

i grew up very similar to hermione, very shy, floating around aimlessly, spending all my time in the comfort of books when no one wanted to be my friend. she was my comfort character since i was 8/9. crazy how im only getting around to harry potter now :'}

[@tenphes3]

I much prefer Bonnie singing this to Meredith.

[@niamhmcdermott7512]

Have you heard Darren Criss sing this?

[@hyeiny]

same! meredith is beautiful but i like this one because of the rawness in bonnie's voice and the fact that it's more of an alto pitch. they change the pitch for when meredith sings it which isn't wrong but it makes it a hell for me to sing along to haha

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

That’s probably because it was made specifically for Bonnie. I love them both but Bonnies Hermione just feels better because it was so perfectly crafted for her, while in avpsy they basically write hermione off and meredith doesn’t get to showcase any of her skills

[@professorrock4698]

@@hyeinythe pitch for meredith is lower actually! bonnie's starts on b but meredith's starts on a. personally i prefer meredith (except for the absolutely incredible power that is bonnie's "it's about time i prove them wrooong") but both are great in their own ways

[@anacarolinalessa265]

Hermione it´s my childhood spirit. That music conforts me so well, like a warm hug

[@hot_woody]

Whenever I'm feeling down and like everyone is pushing me down, I listen to and sing this song. This is why I love Starkid. 😭

[@spooky42424]

I’ve always really related to AVPM Hermoine, I’m usually thought of as the lame nerdy kid cuz I’m smart and I like math and reading so this song really means a lot to me it makes me feel powerful plus I have frizzy fluffy hair so XD

[@maitevancauwenberg6065]

This song got me through some shit and I’ll always be thankful for that

[@freyaandbabyalice3887]

I sing this to my stuffed PANDA Perry, because, well, hes badass

[@littlemanwithhat1966]

Oh as you should. I bet Perry is super cool

[@Squishy2531]

8 years too late but... "A panda?" *panda puts hat on* "PERRY THE PANDA?!?!?"

[@syafaatnento267]

The feels are real 😢

[@bellawilliams347]

Posting for just my audition cut so I don’t forget it. 1:56

[@audreyvalentine9182]

I went to the first show of the lm/dc tour last night and lea and Darren sang this together :)

[@LosWeekenderos]

now i saw it on youtube, and was tooooooooooo much better!!! Lea voice is so powerful

[@audreyvalentine9182]

The Big Gleek it was! she has such an incredible voice! truly amazing!!

[@anielajablonska9955]

Is it just me who relates soooo damn much and listens whenever I'm down? Oh, and: You complete ARSE, Ronald Weasley! He deserved that

[@rokstargirl123]

Wow I learned this song back in high school for an audition, and somehow still know it off the top of my head after all these years!

[@Ant-gb1ep]

Just found out that people like my best friend, and no one likes me, for no reason. So, starkid will make me feel better. Aw man. This sucks.

[@KMXC17]

I hope you are okay.

[@hollisjo4023]

Thanks Hermione, but I actually mean it. This song got me out of bed.

[@TheGleekyStarKid]

1 dislike - cos umbridge didn't get a text back.

[@avangelinecollett3962]

What do you guys think about doing this for theatre/drama school audition?????

[@alissalake3945]

Yess

[@jenna8091]

Hey I know it’s been 2 years, but (if you still remember) did you get in?

[@glennal3432]

Listening to this song is when I feel most happy.

[@MoonshoesPotter2877]

I love this song. I come and listen to it when I'm having a bad day. It's very effective.

[@MichelleMyBelle2121]

We now have 13 dislikes on this song...Thanks, Hermoingle...I mean Hermon....I mean Hermione, lol :P

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

Michelle Bousaada Oh, shut the fuck up.

[@maritessa]

I hate how all comments are "8 dislikes? Thanks Hermione" or "8 dislikes? This your fault Jafar" dude, we get don't repeatedly post it. :)

[@Allistar123]

9 dislikes? THANKS BLASE!

[@safinaq8094]

+Allistar123 Lol

[@AnymousScreams]

+Unique Blase Well, no one remember Achmed, so maybe it was him. He did fuck a tiger, ya know.

[@emmab4587]

Draco ya little s***

[@alissalake3945]

8 dislikes? Damn those wizard cops.

[@hopeelizabeth19]

Yes, I cannot draw but I am the coolest girl in the world

[@mishayakovlyevna6657]

I get that some of Bonnie's tweets are very homophobic and anti-abortion like, she's not the nicest person but she's very talented and I love her as Hermione!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHE'S COMING BACK!!!!

[@tylerjamesnazario1770]

Wait... What? She's homophobic?

[@blahkabelison2234]

how does someone major in musical theatre and also be homophobic I don't understand

[@Cecile_P]

@@blahkabelison2234 She's a heavy Christian.

[@flowerfennecfox]

Tierney Toy-Meagher :( that’s a shame

[@hollisjo4023]

Wait, she was in two shows that mentioned LGBT, quirrellmort or Dumbledore and Snape or scarf of sexual preference, idk why she was in those shows in the first place.

[@crazycow0119]

I'm thinking about auditioning for production with this song....maybe...

[@marsbar6225]

i wish i had this song in middle school

[@janiemaex3]

I cant help but sing this at the top of my lungs cause it is soooo me! :D

[@emmab4587]

I needed this today wow

[@natalieburns5525]

Isn’t this such a mood

[@riversbend9783]

Lmao

[@kaitealattes]

Im not gonna lie, this song saved my self confidence.

[@bigfoot6265]

10 dislikes? THANKS HERMAN

[@CV-Moore]

17 dislikes? My father will hear of this!

[@victoriacazottes8725]

I always come back to this song when I get overlooked Today we had a vote for who was gonna play what role, and It basically ended up being a popularity contest, and I ended up with a tiny role when I actually tied for the main role with one other girl, but I stepped down because I didn't want to caus drama

[@lisak8492]

This is my "feel good about myself" song

[@MusicAndLightning]

This makes me sad at the begiining then happy and I DONT KNOW

[@sarahsevak3467]

i feel so good when i sing this lol

[@charlieteshi]

That comment killed me :D All I will say is: I love you. YOU are the coolest girl in the whole wide world.....

[@lossiestloser1437]

I love this song!

[@kyraschellevis9303]

i love this song

[@kasperchickennugget4470]

I’m learning this bc I’m auditioning for Hermione on a very potter seaquel read through so I must know it by heart

[@swiftiegleek23]

I love the way Hermione comes out of her shell in this song. ❤

[@jazminchunis]

It's a beatuiful song. I love it, thanks for making this video

[@cornybram845]

Thanks Hermin /gen.

[@9206156175]

for our high school's halloween dance next year, my group is going to dress up like the hp group, and I'm going to be HERMIONE I'M SO EXCITED and my bf is going to be ron

[@orchishmamukherjee5250]

This resonates with me dammit

[@GumiYummi]

This is every smart/nerdy girls theme song.

[@moocow10110]

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@katnia22]

Thank you :-) I'll try not to let other change my life :-) I'll keep doing what i want to do. This made my day...which kinda sucked because my sister got into a car accident and i was in her car while it happened but thank you it REALLY made my day :-)

[@katnia22]

Im gonna listen to this song until i memorize it :-)

[@MzelleCruunch]

You lucky Herman ! I'm like 99% Hermione, no one fancies me and i can't even DRAW ! But guess what ? I'm the coolest girl in the whole wide world ! =D

[@rachelj2166]

My FAV song!

[@littleroseyapplecheeks3256]

I'm 94% like Hermione: I can't draw, I'm the coolest girl in the whole wide world. I'm 5% not like Hermione: I have about 31 friends in total, and I'm pretty bright/ smart just not as bright/ smart like Hermione. I'm 1% like and not like Hermione: i'm somewhat fancied but not all the time. But I am the coolest girl on the face of the planet, the coolest bitch on Earth goddamn it, the coolest chick you've seen or heard.

[@annekacrowley]

so amazing!

[@lizbub34]

It doesn't matter if you're a guy!! Change it it the coolest guy, or just song it anyway, after all, when you're acting, you're not you, so it's all good ;)

[@EmmxRAWR]

we have to perform a song for our yearly music assignment at school, i'm singing this XD

[@thatonetheatrekid673]

33 dislikes? ITS ALL YOUR FAULT JAFAR

[@gleek9516]

you should be able to do the things you luv to do. don't let others take charge of your life! your life is your own :)

[@msd6557]

14 dislikes THANKS HERMONONUCLEOSIS

[@andibarker6181]

BEST SONG EVER!!!!

[@melissastyles1998]

and mine :) expesially the frizzy hair thing lol

[@theuniverseisahologram]

I think we'll get along just fine.

[@melodypardo5309]

I sang this in the shower at a sleep away camp last summer and peoples were making fun of me and im pretty sure they heard

[@katnia22]

I like this song because my cousins and brother always kick me out in whatever they are doing because of who i am and what i do(not drugs!) But when i listen to this song i remember that im the coolest girl. And i remember a quote: i leave not because i don't care but to see who cares enough to follow. Unfotunatley no one cares enough to follow me anywhere so im a loner but im okay with that...my cuzins n bro kick me out cuz i read a lot...is that bad...should i stop? I LOVE it but they don't.

[@dracomalfoy6714]

This song is me

[@emigrliluvmusic9899]

This song is my anthem :) @ coloring with eyeliner: We can do a duet! ;) lol

[@macsdlol]

mmmmmm so good!!!

[@kasperchickennugget4470]

34 dislikes. Thanks Herman

[@ghoulfr13nd]

If I ever try out for America's Got Talent... I'm singing this.

[@Mrsevey44]

Has anyone got sheet music for this? Thanks in advance!

[@ciarastokes9535]

My life story !!!!!!

[@americangirlhatsdolls6313]

YES.

[@charlieteshi]

Oh, and 2:27 You know you want to click it.

[@katnia22]

@gleek9516 well like i said again thank you :-) thi SOOO made my day now im all happy again :-) and i will try my hardest not to let people take control over it thank you :-)

[@mayareads708]

@MsDramagirl1 I thought she was just an "actress aka student" that they got from a couple of auditions for the production. so she isnt part of the starkids... not 100% sure, but there is a long interview somewhere with darren brian and... someone else lol. yep i know there is a lot of those sorry :S.. I remember its by webcam... i think...

[@TheWordsOfAUnicorn]

I sang this in the shower at my schools spring camp... I think the others could hear me...

[@ghoulfr13nd]

that will be amazing. haha. :3

[@xelectricfeel]

Not bad, Hermy-one. But...You still can't draw. ;) (Love this song.)

[@amyhurst236]

Bonnie got married a couple of day's ago, cute

[@stephaniewordwoman]

I adore this song, and love the Harry Potter musical songs in general. But, could I ask Starkid a respectful question? Would you consider releasing a G-rated version of this and other songs? I'm not comfortable with some of the language; in fact, in my faith tradition G.D. is considered borderline blasphemy. Thank you from a Muggle who loves Jesus.

[@darkangelcassandra]

Why does everyone love Darren?

[@mimimouse2537]

Cassandra Anderson-Money because he is beautiful and amazing

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

He's a great actor, songwriter, singer, dancer, person, has a huge heart, need I go on?

[@littleroseyapplecheeks3256]

no it is "can't show at all" cause later on she says "below it all" which has the same amount of beats.