Stutter (AVPS) with Lyrics!

[@nickallison3379]

This is truly the best Umbridge, whether in the books, movies, fanfiction, weird semi-smutty manga you pretend don't exist, or anything else. ACPS had best Umbridge.

[@isaacs8783]

Nick Allison AVPT: A Very Potter Trilogy

[@mimmy2000]

@@isaacs8783 There's a weird semi-smutty manga? huh TIL.

[@samanthachurch6781]

Joe is just too epic for his own good

[@makara_at_heart8827]

"Tell me what you want on your tomestone" "REDVINES!"

[@charlotteh3347]

makara_at_heart 1 year later and this comment is still as hilarious as it ever was.

[@lvkie6945]

I DO THAT EVERYTIME

[@charlotteh3347]

Draco The God-damn Little Poofer OMG THERE IS SOMEBODY ELSE ON THE INTERNET WHO STILL LIKES AVPM!!!

[@lvkie6945]

IS IT REALLY THAT RARE

[@charlotteh3347]

Draco The God-damn Little Poofer yep srsly nobody replies to me on these AVPM videos

[@makara_at_heart8827]

I want the cast of HP to react to this see them guess who it is.

[@tonyflamingo5684]

yes lol they would never know XDXDXD

[@whatsupitsmaria]

Yeah they wouldn’t know unless they gave up and read the comments 😂😂

[@becamorris1298]

That would be amazing!!

[@blacklion8307]

Well, Evanna Lynch was in part 3, so I assume she knows.

[@maygel]

HONESTLY

[@madisonwebb5034]

Wait. Is Voldemort played by the same person as Umbridge??

[@nikic2867]

Yes

[@whatsupitsmaria]

Yea

[@jone9989]

Yeah. He's also a dick.

[@beatlesforever65]

Jone What makes you say that?

[@jone9989]

beatlesforever65 Me and my dick, in the starkid channel 😉

[@alexfsayshi5279]

The fact that Darren wrote two versions of this song, one as a serious one and this one for the show is amazing

[@garrettbrossoit6959]

Where's the cut one?

[@bassoon5175]

9 dislikes, "who disrespecting umbridge??"

[@mad4lifedotorwhomad]

Does someone need to sit on a knife? 🔪

[@dahliaschmidt7012]

11 dislikes. Me: YOU WERE NEVER MY FRIEND *snaps fingers and clicks the like button*

[@yuki.arashi]

I think you meant *breaks finger*

[@rilly1347]

bASSoon 12 now, thanks a lot Herman!

[@lillianhumphries6952]

MAMA'S GONNA GIVE Y'ALL SOME T O U G H L O V I N

[@bekwaters7701]

1:15 whoever's on the cow bell is killing it!

[@Aukejorrit]

I got a fever, and the only medicine IS MORE COWBELL BABY

[@SophisticatedLunatic]

true masterpiece of musical theatre

[@tonyflamingo5684]

I kinda wish this musical was on netflix or something

[@ariark56]

It’s on KZbin for free my dude

[@paigemaddison5888]

It is as well as all 11 of their AMAZING productions. All for free and they have a new show (not Harry Potter) coming out in the fall

[@lydiawilliams4098]

best.breakup.song.ever.

[@aliciabackham6554]

+Lydia Williams PHANDOM MY PEOPLE YESS

[@Pyramid132420]

2:37 "You were never my--you were never my lover...Ick!"

[@gamergirl5784]

DID YOU GET MY TEXT?

[@leeqimin]

gamer girl well you didn't text me back

[@ConorCarlisle]

@@leeqimin Oh I do NOT envy you! (Phone Rings) Oh hang on that's me. WHAT THE DEVIL?!? It's a BBM from Umbridge! 'Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?' Now you drag me into this?!?!

[@Cavespider4396]

Trying to learn the dance to sing to an ex boyfriend

[@NaomeK40]

+Cavespider4396 Will you take some Dementors as backup dancers too ?

[@panicatthestage4566]

I'll be your backup dancer

[@Livia37363]

Count me in

[@justarandomperson5301]

Is it too late to sign up?

[@alaynatherealpotato1673]

late but I will totally be a dementor for you babe

[@redvines9447]

Did you get my text?.........well you didn't text me back

[@smellamyblake8352]

I may or may not being head-banging to this

[@justarandomperson5301]

You can tell how bad someone's breakup is by how hard they're bopping to this song

[@valeriegalliano3648]

If anyone cheats on me I'm singing this to them

[@chaotic_alex]

Perfect break up song love avp avps avpsy

[@devinrae843]

Apparently 9 people didn't get their Hogwarts letter

[@grace5033]

"tell me what you want on your tombstone" PePeRoNy aNd ChEaSe

[@clarakent296]

Pepperoni and cheese Amen!

[@WarriorDreampool]

I was hoping he'd do his "DER DER DER" evil laugh at the end... oh well. Still awesome. :)

[@francespuff381]

If I brake up with someone Im singing this

[@melissatheghost]

Has it happened yet? 😂

[@martharoche7461]

Love Darren's original too

[@RainbowlollitheBicheamirite]

I love this song soooooooooo much! I know all the words, so I'll dress up as her for Halloween and sing and then do her laugh!

[@kinleylyons6291]

9 DISLIKES!? that's absurd…

[@baileymcginnis2375]

9 dislikes? Thanks Hermione

[@kinleylyons6291]

10 points from Gryffindor!

[@uhhyuck4568]

For Miss Granger's ungodly, lopsided mouth

[@MrKrinsebacke]

Marriah Tanguid This is all your fault, Jafar

[@annedavis3340]

It's an act of God. And we all know God is a vicious two-faced prick.

[@dahliaschmidt7012]

*this happened over text irk* Friend: I hate you. Me: You were never my friend, you were never my you were never my lover. S-s-sorry son, we're done. Sorry, did I just.. STUTTER? Also give me back my Panic! tickets .-. Friend: I meant ily for these Panic! tickets!!!!!

[@loes1211]

This is so weird just after watching Joe Walker in Potions master's corner

[@hogwartsisreal1724]

Just.. I. There. Is. No. Words. To. Describe. This. It's. That. Awesome.. I mean.. Just.. :D

[@ThornikoSpike]

Such an excellent song.

[@ghoulfr13nd]

:O JEALOUSSSSS none of my friends have any idea what Starkid is!!

[@heathertdi2941]

wELL yOU dIdN'T tExT mE bAcK-

[@honeybeebxtch2637]

If I ever have to break up with someone, I'm using this song. XD

[@lilyoconnor3880]

"Oh don't you tell me to go, and say "I'm the one," we're dur-dur-dur done! 'Scuse me, did I just stutter?" That's the line that Joe says where you weren't sure. I found it off AVPS Act 2 Part 9 when Umbridge sings it. The lyrics are in the description. :)

[@tobiasdonnelly6571]

i hate how good this is

[@Cavespider4396]

Remember the time ? When you talk to me ? No, you do not talk to me sig yesterday . We were gettin ' along ! We had that little dance - y thing! Nein, I sing jepíseň My way Um okay it . But you do not want Change , býtosoba durch sig me that - In any case . But Ted says , "Time is - Why Should You Change? I do not like the way one t sig "Around Mich . So BEHANDLA come on, come on ... Oh you do not want to tell km , JIT, ein said, "I 'm Zehn " d - d - do you think I'm stupid ? Unfortunately , I just stutter ? Not to say that you know but att the end ... You were never my boyfriend You were never mine - You were never my lover ! Remember that night ? When I saw you tremblin ' is ? I remember , I do not care - about you. Ich rememberin 'as you thought you were on top, Nein, I think we are better without you ! I have a Room - ein I do not mean in my phone ; SE nur darauf warten von threw it If I knew How would you bitch moan ein Do you remember the way Zehn - JSI way out of line ? Kein now you're far away time ! So tell me what you want on your tombstone ? Come on ... Nein, you're told zu km JIT ein said, "I 'm Zehn " s - s - s - sorry Scheibe , mein ! Sorry sig I just stutter ? Not to say that you know but att the end ... You were never my boyfriend You were never mine - You were never my lover ! It is a pity that jsiporažený . Ješkoda that you spend your time . Nein, I'm probably keep your ass in line ! Never ... you're not my - You were never my lover ! This, my friends, is the song's lyrics when I translated them through 10 languages Ex: English----French French-----German German----Hindi Hindi--------Italian Italian------Japanese I didn't do some languages though...

[@bassoon5175]

So few know this noble art... I salute you good sir/ madame :)

[@Cavespider4396]

Holy hell I commented this 2 years ago oh how things have changed I wonder if past me knew donald trump is the republican candidate for president

[@Cavespider4396]

Holy fuck I commented this 6 months ago. I wonder if past me knew that Donald Trump had a feasible chance at winning the United States presidential election.

[@eleanorthekoala7256]

+Cavespider4396 I wonder if past you knew what the world would be like now

[@Cavespider4396]

Holy shit I commented this one month ago. I wonder if I knew Donald Trump is now the leader of the free world

[@KendylLarringdudddisco]

This has to be my favourite song

[@YoureShameless2009]

He's so freakin' talented!!! Love Joe Walker!!!

[@fangirlkim1587]

I hadnt seen everything from starkid yet so when i saw this songs name i thought it'll be stupid so i never watched it. Now i've seen all of it and I LOVE IT SO MUCH WHY DIDNT I WATCH THIS EARLIER I'M SUCH AN IDIOT

[@morgandozier4739]

Is it bad that when it said, "So tell me what you want on your tombstone?" I was like, "Redvines!" without really thinking...

[@hawktalon7890]

To be honest, I can't read Umbridge dialogue in anything but Joe Walker's voice now.

[@lucyclark851]

I just sent this line by line to all my friends if I die from this I will die happy

[@avastarr6126]

You, my friend, are amazing!

[@ameliahillery6769]

this song was stuck in my head on my school overnight. whenever i got kinda annoyed id sing it. most people would pat me on the head and back away slowly.

[@annedavis3340]

Wait a sec is the "what you want on your tombstone" a reference to the old pizza ads? They reference the same ads in Trail to Oregon 😂

[@evegardullo2151]

I just want to learn the dementors chereo

[@angelsubliminals2543]

It's 2 a.m. now... Da F am I doing?

[@kit.k.86]

1:46 REDVINES!!! LOVE this vid!!!

[@uhhyuck4568]

I found my Halloween costume! Go Umbridge!

[@brycetiltman3535]

What the devil is going on here? 9 dislikes?

[@ideensanei7937]

if someone were to break up with me - this would be the only way acceptable

[@pandakat770]

Z snap, get it girl!

[@madimo2369]

13 dislikes? DAMN THOSE WIZARD COPS.

[@Pokemontrainer1138]

He's nothing like Rumbleroar! :P

[@miss.mysterie]

This my favorite avpm song 😛

[@leafdarling4946]

I've watch this too many times

[@dinocubfan]

@PigfartsIsOnMars You were pretty much right on that part, except for one word. I'm fairly sure he says "s-s-s sorry SIR" not son. Other than that you're right. Awesome videos too!

[@23Nellie1]

Makes me laugh every time xD

[@rosemarriott6515]

Best break up song. EVER!

[@inuluvr2232]

i love listening to this hahaha XD

[@karinasuffle5732]

This is such a good break-up song that Taylor Swift gets inspiration from Starkid and her recent ex-boyfriend.

[@Simmerised]

Joe Walker

[@mrstudios1875]

I'm singing this in my room tryna get It perfect

[@PinkPanther5051]

ok so i know from the soundtrack that at the end of this song, darren says "eclipse". Why does he say this????

[@myfatherdid.ntstrut]

Is anyone here in quarantine??

[@ActualKit]

LOL i love your youtube name :)

[@Gizmo1972]

2 dislikes? Thanks hermioninny!

[@katemcmurry7206]

good thing that I'm around to keep yo ass in lineeeeee

[@lill1tha525]

Oh Joe Walker

[@betterIloveCC]

joe walker is perfect in ever way!

[@chinupprincess8156]

whooooo go umbradgex

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

major taylor swift vibes

[@charlottelyda4685]

Me after this song: AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!

[@daimonwings3838]

16 dislikes? Thanks Hermione!

[@moonwalkgrlz114]

two dislikes? Thanks Herman...

[@TheClobo2001]

2 dislikes MALFOY!!! HERMAN!!!

[@ghoulfr13nd]

same here omg!!

[@RainbowlollitheBicheamirite]

9 dislikes? Thanks Hermione

[@nileshollowthorn]

fabuloustrash You mean Herman

[@StariaofDreams]

*Me when I talk to my crush.* 😓

[@julioramos2468]

what does dance-y-thing mean?

[@katyrothfusz8880]

Before this song, they had a song where they sang and danced about how they were getting along

[@snekysymon8019]

12 dislikes THANKS HERMAN

[@canarysarrow]

JOE WALKER!!!!

[@annahochschild6267]

TEAM DUMBLEDOR!

[@QuikVidGuy]

icHL-

[@inuluvr2232]

Too bad u a loser, too bad u waste my time.... xD lol.... i love this too much xP