The Cops Found Out I Have 20 Billion Wives

It's not easy marrying 3 planets worth of women but someone has to do it.
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[@xenodrone3367]

The frames of you saying "i love gentle wife with all my heart but that's hot" has meme potential

[@bigoof8635]

True

[@bigoof8635]

And I'm making a meme with that meme format rn

[@Kitty-ion]

@@bigoof8635 if your able, link it

[@kiban_]

@@bigoof8635 we need link

[@khiemtran9390]

@@bigoof8635 Give us the sauce

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

When you're so attractive that there are more girls who like you than there are people in the world

[@ihatedio7513]

Even the aliens like him! (Not max)

[@netherite9051]

Even though that's impossible

[@netherite9051]

It's a good thought

[@dangerham8091]

Unrealistic I’m very unattractive

[@imakedumbstuff5492]

Ailiens

[@hhhpestock951]

"No money exchanged, nothing illegal here" I think we're way past that.

[@equinox7593]

Imagine all the wives asked for a baby That man must have a lot of stamina

[@Troop102alex]

I- Why would you- Know what I’m moving away from the universe

[@kermitthefrog4272]

@@Troop102alex me to bud me to...

[@khiemtran9390]

@@Troop102alex See you on the other side, then.

[@raymundoruelas7896]

Alex Da Gamer same here, see you soon mate.

[@toilet1395]

It's like.... hell all over again ahhh

[@webkarma9654]

0:35 SCP-069-S is ready for testing, send in the Suiter Class-D wamenz.

[@rnaodmsomething]

wait i dont know the scp.

[@desadograisedrobot515]

Thank you for getting me to look up more SCP's

[@NikoCubeRoot]

@@desadograisedrobot515 he is jk

[@mikebuston7407]

Okay how can we have 20B deadbody and have it not to rot before this thing is able to wear them all? And if we put the body in the feezer and wait for that thing to wear all of it And if you think you can wait then try waiting for that 20B to set in

[@webkarma9654]

@@desadograisedrobot515 your welcome

[@tikitong7285]

Captain-"20 billion wives?!" Gengis Khan-" First time?"

[@ji17O]

“I dont like catgirls, they’re too much cat not enough girl” I checked the chart Cap, Catgirls are not furries. What you refer to *is a furry.*

[@ji17O]

@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains And humans are part monkey, but you dont see us complaining about that.

[@ji17O]

@@MVonel-nr6gw Thank you for the warning.

[@JudeDude1]

Humans are not part monkey they evolved from monkeys

[@cheeseburgerfreedomman5288]

@@MVonel-nr6gw Want some popcorn?

[@ji17O]

@@JudeDude1 My point still stands.

[@scurvyway9489]

Captain Sauce: "give it to me " me : "thats what she said"

[@kharnyx8884]

Which one? There's like, say, 20 billion of 'em.

[@beez470]

“20 billion Wives!” If only...

[@kirbotheloser6368]

Omfg

[@poobisdongle6212]

Same

[@pandora0016]

I read this comment as “20 billion views” lol

[@kirbotheloser6368]

@@pandora0016 if only...

[@pandora0016]

@@kirbotheloser6368 haha indeed

[@glitched_one]

Hi cap, I just wanted to say, I literally look forward to your videos all-day. Best part of my day by far!

[@fairerplayz4759]

Chunibyo is basically a delusion that you are somehow special, one of the most common portrayals of which is from "Love, Chunibyo, and other Delusions".

[@fairerplayz4759]

@retard 25 it might also be from that, the one I mentioned was just the one that stuck with me

[@Starman_Jr.]

I bet there's gonna be someone in the replies saying it's actually **** *** ** ******

[@michaelcosta3278]

Love chunk to and other delusional things is a good show and movie

[@michaelcosta3278]

And also its rika /wicked lord shingen

[@michaelcosta3278]

Chunubyio

[@dinosaurusmaximus8506]

I'm not gonna lie. I'd love to see Cap 100% complete this game just to react all of the wives.

[@Thantour]

Scrolling through yt on a normal day: * fresh juicy memes * Scrolling through yt at night: * the police found out I had 20B wife's *

[@justindaily1677]

Me too lol

[@Jke-oc1ye]

Same

[@Agent_Matt_6]

Just same. Except with HermetCraft and questionable science videos mixed in

[@Thantour]

OMG thank u 4 all dos likes

[@Thantour]

... I'm about to get 100 LIKES OMG

[@noahschmeling5064]

Alternate title: I accidentally killed my wife irl, guess I’ll find a new one.

[@willson3305]

what???

[@tommyfox854]

Hol' up! 8|

[@obamaminion418]

that moment when your wife dies

[@jeffsrandomgames8599]

Wait this isnt real? R/CursedComments

[@justinratley6561]

Da Frick

[@MyNameIsReaper]

"They call that one ball gargler" Senpai Approves

[@wingedkatgirl]

"Mooneeyyy, love. All of these relationships are with love."

[@marshalhammel5065]

I've actually gotten all the illustrations in this game.

[@lawsonkrii3665]

What do mean

[@aquamarinetangerine]

That must be a more depressing life than ours

[@Dibblisouris]

jesus christ

[@Dibblisouris]

why

[@Dibblisouris]

just why

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

the year is 40512, and you are the one of the last men on earth.

[@Im-going-insanehelp]

Yes

[@inanimatestranger1553]

Well no but yes... mostly yes

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

@@inanimatestranger1553 the rest of the men are off fighting space wars, and most the women left refused to go because they figured it was a pointless war.

[@inanimatestranger1553]

@@happyhippoeaters4261 LOL🤣

[@olp3850]

@@happyhippoeaters4261 so its be a chad or be a baddass

[@justyouraveragenerd5152]

Cap out here with a harem when I can't even get one girl

[@lauranguyen7074]

"More japanese comfort thing, and less so dessert in my pants thing!" *Captain Sauce 2020*

[@X-Zater]

Thank you Captain for putting out content the way you do you legitimately make me laugh and have a good time thank you,you make my life just a little bit easier to live

[@swordofdamoclesv285]

When are you gonna go back to the anime eggplant game lmfao

[@dwaynesue4178]

NO

[@DaJokurr]

@@dwaynesue4178 **Y E S**

[@DiamondTheNerd]

I haven’t watched that video, should I? And should I be scared?

[@esgiel9748]

*Y E S*

[@thenumber102k]

@@DiamondTheNerd Yesn't, its weirdly not sexual, but Japanese and that means its still weird

[@gamercookie6547]

WHOS THAT POKEMON Captainsause: O a wife

[@Otatsuke]

"I thought she was simple for a second..." Well she is, but that's another matter. (Watch the anime, and you'll understand. Lol.)

[@memekyle3216]

Captain sauce: welcome to 20 billion wives. Me: where in for a treat

[@mage_tds7706]

i think went he said "i love her with all my heart" his girlfriend heard that and get mad at him

[@barackobama1187]

I think went yu postad that commant id had very english good

[@coltonbates629]

@@barackobama1187 gi dink u r meanie head op is probubbly a khild

[@thunderlordabove420]

@@coltonbates629 and then there is ur english more atrocious than the usa 😂

[@thatdarkcloset525]

He has a gf

[@thunderlordabove420]

@@thatdarkcloset525 isn't he dating some famous female artist?

[@againsttime4662]

Uzui: has 3 wives Cap: Hold my wives

[@ferrismacraehoy887]

It always feels amazing to come back from school and see you had posted a brand new video keep it up 🙂

[@gaugeallan4696]

For a while I didn't realize what time he posted his videos so I would just be fumbling about and then be pleasantly surprised when a new video popped up in my subscriptions.

[@Nava-tc5co]

Watching cap play makes me feel godamn amazing

[@alexthegamer9885]

I'm actually sad that he stopped doing the gg button that's what made me happy at the end of his videos

[@ZyroidX]

Same here but they gave him headaches

[@JustAGamerPerson]

Cap: *plays this game* His Gf: “Excuse me, what?”

[@cbnope9164]

"20 billion wives" 7 billion people.... hmmmmm

[@ducksarehere2821]

We’re just bringing them from different planets and dimensions, don’t worry

[@cbnope9164]

@@ducksarehere2821 Oh ok. Yeah that's fine

[@khiemtran9390]

@@cbnope9164 Yeah, we're only borrowing from hmmm... 69 differnet universes, go figure.

[@sarcasm_increase1534]

When he got the police wife my first thought was “oh kinky” and he actually asked if it was role play

[@khiemtran9390]

*Oh dear, BDSM???*

[@sarcasm_increase1534]

Khiem Tran the possibilities are endless

[@inanimatestranger1553]

Perfect title for this video (I cant stop laughing)

[@checosa9202]

I love the moments in these videos where cap just loses his mind evaluating the situation

[@dameanallen8043]

I honestly love how you play a diverse amount of games and aren’t ashamed too play weird shit love it and your witty as hell I’ve been watching your videos for a couple years now I have seen all of your older content I’m really glad too see how well your page is doing I wish you nothing but the best thank you for the great memories

[@brandonwalker7932]

What are you doing? Get back up there and watch the video!

[@ih87p84]

I'm sorry but every word of this video makes me feel very uncomfortable.

[@ghastlymage5430]

I came hunting for some deer

[@WreckinPoints11]

Captain. I can not express enough how much I want to see more of this.

[@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

Idk how you make clicker games fun to watch, but you do. I'm so impressed

[@GDSK09]

at 17:53. Game devs: "so how do we include godzilla, without being hit with copyright infringement?" also game devs: "make it pink and give it hair!"

[@Blazertazr]

I woke up at 2 in the morning for this... I don’t regret it

[@addyandchanceytchannel190]

The reason that the gifts cost so much is because he is buying them for all of them!

[@braybray2729]

20 billion wives, wow that must be a lot of baked cookies.

[@izichgg2675]

I like how many idle games he's played on the channel and how little he understands how to play them

[@SocksAndMittens6435]

“ whos that wifeon? “ it’s Gentle wife, cheerleader wife, sudud wife, hi wife, my wife, life wife, widowed wife, pizza wife, dead wife, minion wife, queen wife, brat wife, mermaid wife, poodle wife, doodle wife, noodle wife, MOOdle wif, moon wife, soon wife, spoon wife!”

[@rflamez]

Now this is the real meaning of Mr steal your girl

[@asmsan2315]

9:24 japanese kotatsu it's heated table with blanket.Used in cold season, to save on heating rooms in house (you dont need to heat a room too much if you literally seat under heater). There is a lot of joke about "its so hard to get out off kotatsu, its beter live under it". And its kind of New Year's tradition to seat under kotatsu and eat mandarins.

[@A2Ryan510]

Now that's a title I CANNOT resist 🤣

[@saraharrison9720]

Guess that game reference: LOVE to is an acronym What game is this sentence from.

[@bionicbirb9104]

UT

[@iasked347]

Undertale

[@khiemtran9390]

Undertale, baby~

[@tina-po4dx]

Oh yes level of violence

[@user-db9md3qp9c]

I just imagined that the last one is yandere wife who increadibly increases lps but becomes the only wife

[@saitama1988]

I just love at the end of the pics its just shin godzilla with a weg destroying a city

[@nateimnotgonnasaythat2624]

Finally, more of my favorite youtuber.

[@angistephenson4047]

Can we have more west of loathing and this pls cap.

[@kalebcatoe7498]

Captainsauce,I noticed how close you are 2 million subs.so I think that you should do a live soon waiting on the 2 mil and playing games.Congrats!

[@miriamgoslee5915]

Plz make series of this

[@walliyaw]

* Cap near Gentle Wife * She’s Cute, * Cap stares at Cheerleader Wife * But *She* is *hot* .

[@tinaslane556]

Thanks cap just.....thanks. I’ve gone through so many days that just sucked and knowing that I’ll see one of your videos soon just makes me happy. I just hope my comment can make it to you.

[@etienneleroi9515]

Great video Sauce, please play again

[@rowannelson931]

Please play more of this

[@ii0v663]

Captain sauce: I don’t know what a katasu is Me: so I’m guessing u don’t watch anime

[@user-do4si4ur8k]

My God I'm 1 min early 1 minute has passed

[@palidengamer2540]

how is your comment 1 minute before the vid came, I dont remember the video being premiered

[@bruhstopitalready2860]

@@palidengamer2540 I’m just that’s there’s a thing called for delays for everyone. KZbin can be on something sometimes

[@samedud5051]

I cant tell if this is a jojos reference or not

[@bruhstopitalready2860]

@@samedud5051 no jojo reference

[@samedud5051]

@@bruhstopitalready2860 but what about DIOS “1 second has passed” when time is stopped. Seems pretty similar to me

[@fattymcpattykillme8795]

Been a fan for a year now :)

[@tehmeammezter8572]

Chunibyo wife is reference to a anime called love chunibyo and other illusions it’s also pretty good

[@sigma_seal]

Oh sweet, my fantasy is being lived out. just be careful about Valentine's Day...

[@tina-po4dx]

Rest in peace wallet

[@zerotheheronoir]

captain this is my recomendation for tabs: the clam fam: fight everything with clams please

[@pokemonfan4828]

I NEED MORE OF THIS GAME

[@GhostHelwig]

Between the dirty jokes and the Godzilla wife picture at the end, this video was just perfection. 😂

[@Oh_No_1]

20 billion wives.... Imagine having a huge portion of humans on earth coming to your house all at the same time

[@thedivineshadow451]

dude thats like triple the populatiuon of earth

[@durps8815]

Man, hearing Cap say "kotatsu" brings me back to the Battle Cats days.. I wonder what happened to it :/

[@ItsPixPlays]

4:55 *you made me nearly spit out my breakfast*

[@seth2111]

play more of this please!

[@kingofkings867]

Me- just browsing KZbin Captainsause- uploads Me- well, now I know what I'm doing for the next 30 minutes For 30 min in general, not for this single video

[@themegayoutuber]

EIGHTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

[@sir27dagamer]

play hollow knight please its a great game! for only 10$ on steam you should try it out its more than worth it!

[@jamieeckerle1869]

CaptainSauce: it's raining love! My Brain: *Cloudy with a chance of love!*

[@colbyjackson6500]

I swear this games currency sounds like my brother when he was 2. “Mom I love you 257,574,964 and dad I love you 3”

[@tommyfox854]

Dang it, you didn't say "Hellllllloooooooooooooooo Nurse!" when you got Nurse Wife; oh well this is still a fun (though electron size level of uncomfortable) video. I'm currently at 14:33 in the video so I have no sweet clue what's up next, for all I know you're gonna get to third base with Cthulhu again and that's gotta be the worst thing I ever said I'm very sorry I'll show myself out. Have a nice day. Edit: There's no bloody way they're gonna make you marry our favorite Kaiju, please no;. . . Oh who the H*ll am I kidding this is the internet.

[@thedivineshadow451]

yeah its just 'wifezilla' its a pink godzilla with hair and its tounge out

[@tommyfox854]

@@thedivineshadow451 * sigh * , somehow I'm not surprised.

[@shadowyblobfish9981]

Did you really censor hell

[@tommyfox854]

@@shadowyblobfish9981 yes.

[@rainbowtoestv7047]

This video has lots of “never thought I’d say that today” potential

[@obamaminion418]

most of them do

[@rainbowtoestv7047]

@@obamaminion418 yeah good point lol

[@terry2295]

Cap the only KZbinr that is able to make a clicker game fun to watch

[@vickiesimpson2264]

Weebs: *rookie numbers pal come to me when you have 420.69 billion waifus*

[@kathleenmoyer2448]

Here we go!!! The Sauce is back baby!!

[@thegrahamkraken67]

“The cops found out I had 20billion wives” me:W H A T

[@overwhelmedh0m0]

You heard the man

[@essgetispget]

Damn that's a big facecam also 10k away from 2 mill congrats man

[@vahriaomegarpg6606]

That LPS show how much love your poor Caracter have in 1 second. I will only say rip men

[@NuttersNutty]

Title: "Cops found out I had 20 billion wives" ???: "Knock Knock" Sauce: "Who's there?" THE POLICE HANDS UP LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE

[@michellespencer6972]

Holy, too much anime for me. WAIT, THEY ARE WAIFUS!😁

[@Bug13546]

No

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

Man Captain Sauce is a mega chad

[@Nova-zw9ou]

Please play again I really enjoyed

[@joshguilmette6500]

That Godzilla at the end has googly eyes and hair right? Or am I just high again For legal reasons that last part was a joke, don’t arrest me

[@mephilesthedarks]

Yes. Based on Shin Godzilla. The Reason the eyes are like that is..............evolutionary as I should say

[@tornipguy3143]

This game is so weird when I saw it 😂😂

[@TheArachnidCompany]

Cap is entering a golden age for his channel i can see it unfold before my eyes

[@robertwilliams6045]

Protect the prophet cookie -random guard

[@casual_crusader717]

That Zapp Brannigan quote at the beginning hit me with nostalgia.

[@solisjanmikeg2431]

"I have 20 billion wives" The viewers:Damn boi

[@jonaldjodonald1888]

Silence "first" spammers

[@Pzrod_LuxSchap920]

Chunibyo wife is from an Anamie show

[@Shado0wBlade512]

Doesnt that mean Wizard Wife is a quite literal trap

[@Ven_SpaceFire]

I'm 41 seconds early

[@MrSolo-mi2ji]

You part of the early squad

[@MrSolo-mi2ji]

Welcome to the club

[@basharmansour9798]

I’m a pro

[@basharmansour9798]

I meant I’m a part of the early squad

[@MrSolo-mi2ji]

@@basharmansour9798 yep only a few people are in the squad

[@MrSolo-mi2ji]

I'm 5 minutes late I'm part of the early squad

[@johnbunsi5438]

There are only 7 billion people in the world which means we only have to deal with 13 billion imposters

[@milkmenyt9243]

I’m sure they just go to a different school._. I felt that