The Country Nobody Has Ever Played - Hearts Of Iron 4 - Hoi4A2Z

[@marcuswillbrandt5901]

I would have guessed there was at least one or two Haiti mods. The whole slave rebellion/Haitian Empire/being ruined by buying your freedom from France storyline basically writes half the focus tree

[@N00btube296]

Literally, the history of Haiti is so interesting

[@pascalausensi9592]

They didn't buy their freedom, but diplomatic recognition. Something that Haiti, being a nation born of a genocidal slave revolt, was struggling to get. The Haitian leadership at the time thought that getting it was the first step towards rebuilding the country and putting it back on the path to prosperity, and so was willing to pay any price for it (the gambit didn't work, obviously). They did also pay reparations for "lost french property (slaves). In that sense, the Haitians did technically buy their freedom, except that by that point they had already paid for it in blood. In reality, it was just an excuse the French used to take advantage of Haiti's desperate situation and humiliate them at the same time.

[@riboh3324]

Dominican republic: 🤔

[@GAZAMAN93X]

@fax stop spamming this BS

[@KingEnder10]

ISP is gonna have aloooooot of fun playing Yemen 🇾🇪

[@lineyt6987]

With the modern day mod

[@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944]

@@lineyt6987 OK buddy. That's just too cruel. Maybe with all nations realesed?

[@kinja2004]

Tannu Tuva should be fun as well

[@orb4000]

It would be 10x easier if you had direct border with oman

[@fem530]

O-man

[@Arquinas]

The Americas in paradox strategy games: E N D L E S S S U F F E R I N G

[@bingisbahn3374]

Meso American cultures in eu4 is fun

[@MeatGoblin88]

just like real life

[@mnbvcxzasdfghjkl54]

I second that Americas in Victoria 2 are great fun - had fun times as Mexico, Argentina, Paraguay and Central America there.

[@igoralmeida9136]

in victoria 2 it's fun

[@emperorthybal5224]

Especially in CK2

[@madocchampionmacpherson2832]

When he plays New Zealand he should conquer every nation with a bird on its flag or coat of arms.

[@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944]

That's a lot of countries my guy.

[@gajdangyorgy3283]

With a sabaton album?

[@nathanleonard9140]

The Kiwi war...... Lmao

[@pac3470]

You know the greatest thing about being sad on a sunday, is watch another man suffer on a no industry island in the carribean

[@_casanova]

my life motto

[@greycatturtle7132]

Ye

[@TerceiroMundista]

The "Charlemagne" portrait is actually the Brazilian Emperor Pedro II

[@Mantis42]

Sneaky git

[@Taylor_slayss]

Hmmmmmm

[@UnusualSocks]

ISP's genuinely ecstatic reaction to his first destroyer at 9:06 expressed his absolute desperation more than any funny comment about roping himself ever could.

[@TTGHAST]

Brazilian army helping Haiti. Historical game, in a sense.

[@SlRPrize]

Fun fact: Charlemagne (the first general ISP rolled) has the portrait of Brazilian emperor Pedro II

[@unatco1148]

@@SlRPrize lmao

[@gideonmele1556]

A quiet day in Berlin “Hans, was ist das?” “Mein Gott. Nein.” “Hans? Hans?!” *pulls back bolt with a prayer, “Brasilianer…” *the dreaded tide heralded by the encroaching, ‘huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue’

[@quackers2442]

As a history nerd, “traditionalist Haiti” is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard.

[@lavaknight3682]

Let me guess, the tradition is slavery?

[@xalrath]

​@@lavaknight3682 haiti was the first western slave revolt that succeeded. insofar as Haiti has a tradition it's shooting slaveholders. thanks to this, they got absolutely turbofucked in a way the Americans didn't: when the Americans ran to France saying "hey if you back us you can really piss off the English" the French said "hon hon hon sounds good to us here have a bunch of money and guns and naval support." when the Haitians ran to England saying "hey if you back us you can really piss off the French" the English said "oi mate it's not even that you're black, it's you saying peasants are allowed to kill inbred aristocrats for torturing them. we take that MUCH more personally than the black thing. fuck off." as a result of which the Haitians had to pay back the French for their losses in the Haitian revolution, with interest. basically imagine if America's reward for independence was having to pay England the cash value of all the land in America, all the buildings, and all the people. we had a hard enough time paying back some of the French loans, if we'd gotten the Haiti package we would probably not be a country

[@juicy342yt4]

@@xalrath i mean you've still not repaid france and spain in full

[@xalrath]

@@juicy342yt4 the "you nerds are stuck fighting napoleon" exemption ended up serving us real good that and the Louisiana Purchase, wherein Thomas Jefferson said "we will not pay back any of our debts, but we will buy the entire Mississippi River Valley from you" got the French off our backs one of the big alt history scenarios is what if Napoleon, instead of sending an army to stomp Haiti back into obedience, sent that same army to Haiti with a "hey what if you guys linked up with us and invaded the southern united states, the only part of that whole dumb colonial enterprise that makes money." order probably would have taken most of it!

[@pascalausensi9592]

Then again I was actually disappointed traditionalist Haiti is called the "Kingdom of Haiti" instead of the "Second Kingdom of Haiti", the same way fascist Haiti is called the "Third Empire of Haiti". Haitian history is wild.

[@Killerqueen69420]

Imagine reading a history book in this universe. "In 1943, A Haiti-Brazilian Division landed in Denmark, Their objective was to seize Berlin!"

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

“And they succeeded!”

[@roboonub]

Шлёпа?

[@Salnax]

IRL, a Brazilian division got bogged down in Italy instead.

[@Salnax]

IRL, a Brazilian division got bogged down in Italy instead.

[@Salnax]

IRL, a Brazilian division got bogged down in Italy instead.

[@matheusferrao]

Oh yes, I do remember when the last Brazilian emperor led the entire nation of Haiti across the Caribbean sea to conquer Venezuela

[@kevinboros7427]

When you said "Haiti took Berlin", that's when it really sunk in for me.

[@deformem6622]

Imagine being a poor Brazilian boy in Sao Paulo, and a guy walks up to you and says: do you want to be enlisted in the great Haitian army, and to naval invade, and liberate German-occupied Denmark.

[@zeynel5826]

Yes

[@rakhaputra5105]

I would say yes tbh

[@zddxddyddw]

Well I mean, the Brazilians did help to liberate Italy in the real world.

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

@@zddxddyddw Good job Brazil!

[@Carewolf]

Sounds like a tuesday

[@thegreatmemeboi6287]

Everyone is excited for Yemen... But I on the otherhand is going to enjoy watching gravy daddy play Liberia

[@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944]

Aaaaaaaah!

[@CelestineGup]

Liberia, land of liberty, what a place to be, president tubman Will lead the way to a better day setting the nations free.

[@jevinliu4658]

Kaiserredux: Why not have a focus tree lmao

[@isaacpowrie465]

What about Yunnan?

[@potatofuryy]

Mmm

[@ogaucho6235]

1:57 fun fact: that's the portrait of D. Pedro II, last brazilian emperor

[@hakaseshinonome7456]

Eu não sei o que ele está fazendo como um general no Haiti com nome diferente. Eu pensei que ele tinha morrido em 1891.

[@ogaucho6235]

@@hakaseshinonome7456 he's immortal

[@abyrvalg_]

"Kingdom of Haiti joined Commintern" is probably the most cursed thing I ever saw.

[@andyacreman]

CIA suddenly paying attention.

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

Republican: broke Democrat: still broke Vincentian: *W O K E*

[@hases2772]

I know these types of episodes arent as fun for you to play but these are my favorite types, seeing you as a third rate power starting as a no-rate power is a lot fun. That side war you were leading as the mini Comintern vs the mini axis was interesting. It also started in similar conditions, you had more land and more manpower but didn't have the time to develop it peru had the troops In the beginning to be ahead but time was against them

[@LiterallyMe91]

Fun Fact: Timoleon is a real person. He was a Greek statesman and general. He was also a champion of Greece, against Carthage. He also ruled Syracuse.

[@tatakustan6491]

“hello my gravy babies” i love this men

[@hamster4810]

I love men

[@reallyFrogman]

Let's get a "You can't fight me. I have 40 El Salvadorian friends!" T-shirt

[@ap6480]

Isrowprods: Nobodies plays this natio Me, a haitite: *Sad dragon noises*

[@dams6829]

Tbh it is shame Haiti doesn't get so much love since it has probably one of the coolest histories in Americas.

[@matheusvitor521]

Exactly

[@aze94]

The Haitians fought bravely to the last Brazilian.

[@colossaldonut5190]

Unironically been pretty excited to see you play as Haiti for this challenge.

[@MrJGamer]

Tfw I was just endlessly watching the whole A2Z -series, and then ya happen to upload a whole new one... Lessa go

[@frostpst477]

Rest In Peace Mr. Sorrow. He shall be missed and remember for all time.

[@AntDemigod]

"Look at America they cant even take El Salvador, OH WAIT!. Oh its the British!, look they cant even take El Salvador!" Got me laughing

[@canadianmonarchist6357]

Over 10K views in only half an hour you have truly come far from your humble origins

[@legalduidriving]

Fun Fact: Haiti has the smallest army in the world, consisting of only 180(!) men

[@ap6480]

THAT FALSE WE ARE STRONG WE AHVE 1000 OF MAN AND YOUNDONT REJECT IT WE ARE STRONGST OF CARIBBES TODAY

[@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944]

How dare you ignore the glorious army of Sealand that doesn't exist!

[@ap6480]

@@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 Are you mock me? What is funny? Haiti strong IF HAITI INVADES HAITI CONQUERES YOU AMERICANOS ARE LAZY EAT TOO MUCH BURGER CANT DEFEAT STRONH HAITITE SOLDIWR HAHAHA

[@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944]

@@ap6480 I am not American so go ahead and invade the US.

[@doomyboi]

Haiti in 1936 is a sham Democracy, but as best as I can tell from casual searching his party should probably be named the "Union Patriotique d’Haiti" instead of "Vincent." Direct American occupation of the island ended in 1934, and following the pull-out Vincent forced a new constitution through the legislative branch that allowed himself to dissolve the legislature (which he did before the timeframe of the game), reorganize the judiciary branch, and appoint senators at will. He turned himself into a dictator and stamped down political opposition to protect his power, going so far as to purge his military leadership. Any focus tree mod for Haiti could probably get a lot out of the internal tensions between the mulatto and non-mulatto populations in the nation, Vincent extending his term by 5 years and then choosing to step down for his successor, and the massacre in 1937. Maybe a Haiti mod can use a popularity system for him.

[@taylors.607]

ISP, just wanted you to know, you are literally the only youtuber I watch every single video that you make fully. I don't even play hoi4. I watch markiplier. Whether this is an indication of my own insanity or simply a sign of the best content on youtube, you decide.

[@vivelarevolution2835]

he simply enjoyable

[@leanthonywade6095]

Tbh ever since that greeco-slavia faction was made *I've never been so happy in my life*

[@xanthespace5141]

Meanwhile Kaiserreich be like "LETS GIVE HAITI A FOCUS TREE"

[@alessandrofontanini3986]

Why you didn't try the Haiti focus in Kaiseredux mod? I remember you have shown it during your gameplay with the Caucasus few months (?) Ago

[@alexgaelsotorodriguez3870]

@chinsaw2727 And?

[@BaronVonMott]

"Haiti took Berlin!" Ah, the things you find yourself saying when you play a Paradox game... 😂😂😂

[@logandaley1544]

Somehow you managed to make it into Europe as Haiti. I didn’t think it could be done

[@LTrotsky21stCentury]

I think this series is a good illustration of why a supplies system is necessary - and is being implemented.

[@Basil_leaves27]

When ISP gets to the last nation on the list he should mod In the best of of this series and have them all face off.

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

1:43 There Is A Mod That Changes The Generic Focus Tree To Something As Big Or Maybe Even Bigger Than The Spanish One.

[@doucca8116]

What is the mod?

[@theobsidiansoldier2771]

Me: "when I'm able to afford a history boy shirt I'll buy it" ISP: "History boy shirts are going to be gone" Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@haaaaan9145]

I have been watching this Limey for years. Still amuses me to this day.

[@speedypichu6833]

As someone of El Salvadorian ancestry, it is funny to see the death stacks.

[@TobascoCatMC]

As a Brazilian-Dane im proud of my Haitian brothers

[@Grivehn]

"Im never coming back to Haiti!" Isorrowproductions, and likely every single corporation and charity organization of the face of the Earth.

[@ShiningLight]

Britain not accepting you in the Allies because you justified against Germany is hilarious. This game is so dumb.

[@Cleverly_Named]

Jokes on you, Haiti was the first nation I played in Hoi4

[@lucasyago3602]

The portrait of the haitian general is brazillian Emperor Pedro II haha

[@omegaexists]

Isp, I beg you, return to Stellaris. Try it, the game has actually become playable.

[@sweatilaa5325]

pls no

[@NotVeryRandomDude]

No

[@mr.crowgamer6250]

It’s more boring then hoi4 man

[@thenameless7505]

but its still boring

[@thenameless7505]

@@mr.crowgamer6250 bro youre watching a hoi4 video

[@americanseal7683]

You know if ISP played Kaiserredux, he could probably make this game 100 times more bearable, but I don’t know if that mod allowed in the rules.

[@wanali4504]

The Brazilian troops under the Haitian military leaving the UK to go liberate Denmark from the Germans:

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

pov: ISP actually having fun playing Haiti

[@dauletshynybaev]

Isp, if there is no focus for the nation, play New Ways, it has pretty good generic focus trees

[@brabble99]

Haiti actually has a fun focus tree in road to 56

[@thegreatnate152]

One of my favorite series

[@benc.3128]

I stopped watching alziboHD’s new ck3 video to watch isp play damned Haiti

[@General_Cheese6]

Ok honestly my first campaign was Haiti. No Its not because I’m Haitian, it’s because I wanted to make a great empire with a nation I knew nobody ever played lmao

[@approximateCognition]

Gimme the *History Girl Hoodie* I'll buy it, mark my words!

[@dmmag8037]

I may be baked but I was thoroughly amused through this video, thanks for the content. Enjoyed it.

[@DemonicDaemon363]

King: Céligny Boyer Admiral: Timoleón Boyer That's nepotism, son

[@julian8369]

Whats funnier is there were actual Brazilian troops in Europe that were meant to just kind of sit around but they actually kicked ass and helped liberate Italy

[@ucifer101]

Truly this is the pinnacle of mans achievements. Funny man plays map coloring game.

[@pauldennison1757]

Is anyone going to tell him that you don't get manpower back from deleting your ships?

[@wxshes1]

I knew just by the thumbnail and title that you’d be playing as my country (Haiti). 🇭🇹

[@boris_VIP777]

btw there is a really good generic focus tree called like 'new generic focus tree path '

[@unbindingfloyd]

Guarantees cancel each another out when done by the same nation. You can play any Americas nation without having the USA join in as long as you keep your guarantee from them. They wont stop you unless they join a faction together.

[@BLINDING_Red_STAR]

If you think about Haiti's name closely it sounds like hating or hateful and so that leads me to believe this will be painful and I am a masochist. -Yukommunist The Art Of War.

[@chad2522]

what is this comment

[@petralizzy7383]

did you have a stroke m8

[@BLINDING_Red_STAR]

@@chad2522 it is my words of wisdom.

[@BLINDING_Red_STAR]

@@petralizzy7383 yup

[@gamingguruoz]

theres always room for something new

[@capadociaash8003]

The fact Charlemagne is an old guy is great

[@khankhomrad8855]

34 nations done, 48 left to go. We getting there!

[@leorio1799]

I love your content ISP, thank you!

[@_Jebb_]

Helleno-slavism is my new favourite ideology

[@ancaoraathasach]

If America guarantees you and whoever you declare on, the guarantee does not apply.

[@haydenleffler8616]

Can’t wait for him to do this with EU4 and then CK2

[@Buckq]

wrong, I play this when i think its time for the world to go at war over a half a island

[@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944]

The conflict started when Haitians attacked Dominican Republic. 50 milion died so far.

[@bramherik8839]

I love that he has played haiti twice now on this channel, and he still went as crazy as the last time Only last time he took over america

[@galaxyfrogs736]

Guess what?! I played Haiti as my first nation in HOI4 because I was terrified of how bad I may be messing up the game. I played a LOT of Haiti

[@kaidensmith6660]

ISP needs to be sponsored by animedakimakura pillows again

[@guest273]

Where's the gang that asks ISP to play Medieval 2 Planet War mod again for nostalgia november?

[@WhiteSekii]

You saying that you're never coming back is the best way for people to constantly ask you to play Haiti

[@quin6952]

He'll have to come back if he ends up doing A to Z again with Bo

[@duyduc6293]

First World problems: Aww, I can't invade the US as Germany ISP: Am I a joke to you.

[@spohrkss8054]

ISP always gives me a laugh after a bad day. Thank you

[@grippatherippa3909]

Hi ISP I bought the Greece-o-slavia shirt

[@isiah23o65]

As Haiti I was able to conquer all of South America on regular difficulty

[@TempusWasTaken]

I feel so sorry for you ISP. Here's a like and a sub for your sanity's sake.

[@iamseamonkey6688]

remember that this entire series started as a dream

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

He took half of France as Haiti🤣

[@theexperttrack]

The Brazilian-haitian Aliance with DOM PEDRO THE SECOND in charge of the HAITIAN ARMY I love this game.

[@Koor22]

Oh boy,last time when you played Haiti,in a country roullete video,it was pretty entertaining( to see you descend into madness )

[@Mamenber]

0:55 Welcome to Paradox Interactive!

[@Noobazzah]

Ah, the classic invasion of Germany via Denmark while the AI is off somewhere doing god knows what.

[@Nexusryan]

Sorry to tell ya ISP but that fleet of 3 early destroyers aint grand, ITS ASTRONOMICALLY UNSTOPPABLEEEEEEEEEEE

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

Time Traveler "Did I Goof" check list: 1. Did Haiti liberate Denmark? 2. Did Haiti take Berlin? 3. Did Haiti become the Peacekeeper of Europe? If yes to any of this, you done goofed.

[@yonathanrakau1783]

I remember once ISP beat the US with Haiti, why cant he do it again today lol

[@dwaynechapman812]

My hope for Vietnam play through shall never die

[@cameronrosser8565]

a day without an isorrow video is a day I cry on

[@tediku1]

Revenge for all the times he has invaded Haiti in Vic2

[@potatofuryy]

Who needs to study for tomorrow’s exam when you can watch ISP suffer?