Sorry, I love the drama, but the best part about this is hearing Pathra have to read out the ERP 🤣🤣🤣
@Neoyoshi-FFXIV Жыл бұрын
It's amazing. xD "We screwed all over Eorzea!" I just can't...
@ryutheslayer123 Жыл бұрын
In a "I am reading something out loud" voice too XD
@stacyrubel2632 Жыл бұрын
@@ryutheslayer123 LOL, It is literal perfection.
@duskyjackal1699 Жыл бұрын
I have now been playing FF14 for 8 months and i just realized something... I have been playing 14 wrong all along... i thought it was about the story, personal and character growth, emoting, glam and raids. Boy was I wrong.
@stacyrubel2632 Жыл бұрын
@@duskyjackal1699 LMAO
@Punkadelic2112 Жыл бұрын
"I'm done. I don't want drama anymore!" *goes to Balmung*
@rodimus580 Жыл бұрын
😅😂😂😂😂
@sunayocarissime5309 Жыл бұрын
Lol the literal drama capital of the whole game. Makes even Moanguard in WoW look quaint.🤣
@yuukarnstein Жыл бұрын
@@sunayocarissime5309 What you mean, balmung quicksand still better than WoW Moanguard goldshire.
@MechaGodAnri8 ай бұрын
@@yuukarnstein I've never seen such a cesspool of drama than Balmung or Mateus...please tell me Moanguard Goldshire isn't really that bad? I never did play WoW though much...but just the thought of a place being worse makes me feel sorry for everyone lol.
@sitarsenshi8512 Жыл бұрын
I’m at the snow cloak part. Imagine two people in a dungeon stopping to do that while you’re like 🧍♀️
@bransonchic678 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dragkigamer7944 Жыл бұрын
I honestly feel uncomfortable and weirded out tbh and would probably leave cuz i came to do a dungeon not watch whatever going on
@mx4690 Жыл бұрын
Vote kick
@questionablebackyardmeows Жыл бұрын
@@mx4690 Seriously. Although I'd be really mad if one of them was the party leader and I had to take penalty just because I couldn't kick them. (Been in situations that weren't ERP but getting a random griefer DPS while tanking in duty finder and the party leader didn't get they needed to vote kick the troll. Ugh.)
@Machinist_Main Жыл бұрын
the two other people be like 👁👄 👁
@brennanlable Жыл бұрын
Mount farming coomer coerces a sprout into getting the 2 seater chocobo
@Daimaza Жыл бұрын
After hearing all these weird RP/ERP dramas , I think im just gonna stick to fawning over NPCs lmao
@sylverkat9488 Жыл бұрын
YES!
@dains6623 Жыл бұрын
i have never cringed so hard in my life lol
@bransonchic678 Жыл бұрын
Yes !! I'll stick to fawning over best boi G'raha lmao
@silversoul777211 ай бұрын
FR
@redrock2794 Жыл бұрын
When ya said "And we screwed all over eorzea" im just imagining him saying to op "Hey girl, you want to screw on this rock that I found."
@UnknownArchivo Жыл бұрын
i really struggle to believe people like this actually exist like holy fuck
@fairlyenjoyable Жыл бұрын
They almost sound really young, like underage... Which is a scary thought.
@BananaMuffins238 Жыл бұрын
@@fairlyenjoyable or sometimes they're an adult who didn't mature mentally.
@fairlyenjoyable Жыл бұрын
@@BananaMuffins238 Also unfortunately true!
@userbunny14 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like they confusing RP and real life and getting to invested in a fake relationship. Gotta keep your RP and real life separate, if it gets to this point, end it immediately. Its one thing if people start with RPing and eventually get to know each other outside of it and end up getting together outside of RP as well, but when people assume that an RP relationship means a real life one too? This all sounds pretty childish getting upset about what a game character is doing.
@Chiller-pc1dv Жыл бұрын
I'm besties with a long term rp buddy, not FFXIV but a text based rp website. We've known eachother for 8 years or so, but we can definitely separate rp from reality lmaooooo.
@Punkadelic2112 Жыл бұрын
It would've been awesome if the slate at the end said: "Let me know in the comments below why are Elezens are called cumbuckets in this drama story"
@Nyacake Жыл бұрын
i couldn't tell the difference if this is a FFxiv soap opera script or someone's actual experience in FF. literally an episode. Had a good laugh from this one
@koatam Жыл бұрын
You could tell it is FF14 because the people disappear into a dungeon every 30mins. In soaps that happens every 60 mins.
@CKainn Жыл бұрын
lmfao feels fake a lil bc there are some weird inconsistencies like being able to wear gear “half tank and half mage”, like lol that’s not physically possible
@SerabiiBot6 ай бұрын
@@CKainn ig they're referring to that weird time early in ARR where there was gear that had magic dps/healer skewed stats but had the designation "All Classes"
@killler240 Жыл бұрын
"This story is NSFW." Me: It can't be that bad. Pathra starts reading. Me: Hits pause, and grabs the headsets.
@RudolvonStroheim Жыл бұрын
"That's when you start acting afk lolol" - Some one in chat It is so true though, lmao
@broth54c Жыл бұрын
The speed of ERPs is astoundingly friggen fast 😂
@kourtneydixon6050 Жыл бұрын
Okay..just two minutes into this video and the story is STRONGLY almost similar to what happened to me several years back when I was still a newbie to the game. BRUH! XDD To make it short, this guy named Jack (he was a miqo'te) asked me if I was single, my dumbass responded, then he invited me to his party (it was just me and him). He took me to Costa Del Sol - over to the 'secluded' area near Curious George and he tried to have his way with me and I told him to back off; he said, "You don't want to be my kinky gf?' and I was like "no, but perhaps we can still be friends" Then he was like, "Nah I'm good" then teleported out LMAO
@MorryOnTheFence Жыл бұрын
Cosplaying toxic & emotionally abusive relationships is so bizarre to me. Don't entwine your tongues, kids!
@loricbrandt Жыл бұрын
"...massaging his body with my strong, cool fingers." 🤣🤣🤣 I bite my lower lip and quiver, breathing softly, "Mmm... your fingers are so strong, and cool..."
@fairlyenjoyable Жыл бұрын
I assume they meant cool like cold, but it comes off really odd. 😂
@USMC0331 Жыл бұрын
I guess I'm sheltered in this game what the hell is wrong with people it's just a game.
@fairlyenjoyable Жыл бұрын
Looks like we're not missing out on anything worthwhile! 😂
@Rozenwolk11 ай бұрын
I was playing some FFXIV roulette while listening to this story and I just HAD to queue into Snowcloak right during that part of the story. The images!! 😭😭
@sylverkat9488 Жыл бұрын
Something a lot of RPers don't consider is age, too. How do you really know your partner isn't a 12 year old?
@fairlyenjoyable Жыл бұрын
That's a scary thought! They could get in tons of trouble for that too.
@BongSwansong Жыл бұрын
They do. What you said is largely misinformation
@esra013 Жыл бұрын
Tbh its something that you assume everyone is 18+
@csrjjsmp Жыл бұрын
You play an mmo that has a monthly subscription. Kids can’t afford that shit
@fairlyenjoyable Жыл бұрын
@@csrjjsmp It has a free trial, and when has that stopped kids from playing games in the past? 😆
@kajin86 Жыл бұрын
Pathras read of censured ERP killed me XD
@AdamOwenBrowning Жыл бұрын
3:36 I think we've all, in our time at some point, been in some secluded and seldom-traveled location... to find some weird people just going at it. if this hasn't happened yet to you, give it time
@SinjunSands Жыл бұрын
When I find people like that I jump in the middle and dance and emote on them LOL
@Punkadelic2112 Жыл бұрын
TBF The Grindstone at Balmung is really cool.
@BongSwansong Жыл бұрын
I miss when it was still a small gathering
@yabiyabi Жыл бұрын
OP is way too into her own rp for everyone's own good, the amount of unnecessary details....... doesnt make a story telling better
@Wastingsometimehere Жыл бұрын
Proof she is the real deal though.
@QaDri93 Жыл бұрын
I think OP just wants to hear Pathra say all those things out loud 😂
@xandeclares5740 Жыл бұрын
Thank god I am a lalafell. I never end up meeting some of these crazies. xD I no longer get those the random "hey cutie" messages. I get head pats then they run away lol. Most I get is I love your lala character or your outfit. And thats fine no big deal.
@BongSwansong Жыл бұрын
Go club hopping over a weekend on balmung and you'll get more than a head pat. Promise.
@AdamOwenBrowning Жыл бұрын
play a massive femroe, dress without showing skin, and nobody tries to strike that shit up. when lala DO get weird propositions... they're 100x weirder than any other races' you're hanging around people who aren't sexual degenerates... a solid 2% of this game's playerbase :D I just dont understand how anyone can take these fantasy characters or themselves seriously enough to type this shit out and get off to it.
@qwomlee6058 Жыл бұрын
Played on Balmung for 4 years straight as a lalafell. I always got creepy messages and propositions for ERP. Race changed to female viera when ShB dropped and I’ve not gotten a tell since. Weird lol
@thepointlessstruggle7194 Жыл бұрын
Wow!!! That was a great one. I wish they were all that long. I listen to these when I close the restaurant I work at. This one had me cracking up several times & everyone was just looking at me. Shit is crazy. These ppl get carried away AF
@yukiutaware1064 Жыл бұрын
I had a fling with a player that acted very similarly. Eventually I just stopped listening to his requests and put him on blast in our FC chat. He server transferred as a result.
@transientconduit Жыл бұрын
This was by far the best, funniest shit ever
@SerabiiBot6 ай бұрын
That Viera in the middle at 26:22 /facepalm ing is a whole MOOD
@shadowofchaos725 Жыл бұрын
I'm only 19 minutes in because I can only take this in chunks. My "What the fuck" counter has reached the high 20s.
@serasivad Жыл бұрын
I was NOT with the OP for some time, but the moment her friend gaslit the FC and OP by calling her "bipolar" and said she was making fun of her cancer diagnosis... I was fully on the OPs side. But gal, SHE SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR IVY TO SHOW THE SCREEN SHOTS LOL
@thefacts4440 Жыл бұрын
Find a Sane ffxiv player challenge (impossible)
@shawnhayes6938 Жыл бұрын
Man I am dying hearing this one...🤣😂🤣😂. I did not know the ERP got this wild..lol
@mabs4691 Жыл бұрын
God this sounds like the person I did RP/ERP with once a time ago, jesus. His name was also Snow. Forever ruined white haired catboys for me rofl.
@probably_afk Жыл бұрын
I just can't understand how ppl get this deep in to their (E)RP lives.. I play the game, but I don't feel that I AM my character. I see other players and see them as ppl sitting at desks playing the game like me. If I talk to anyone (FC or other), I'm not talking to in-game characters, I'm talking to actual ppl that are far less interesting and not even remotely as attractive as the characters they play. Like.. right? Am I the odd one out here? Is everyone around me logging in and believing that they are in Eorzea, literally being emotional about emotes?
@issashame3657 Жыл бұрын
..Yes lmao
@fairlyenjoyable Жыл бұрын
That's because you're a sane human being!! I think ERP is a terrifying concept because you literally know nothing about who you're doing it with; like, it could even be a minor...
@dains6623 Жыл бұрын
its fine to immerse yourself into the game but like these people need jesus lmao
@TheRichman42 Жыл бұрын
When you roleplay, you shouldn't make your character a self insert. You should make them their own person and keep the game in the game. That includes ERP. These people don't do that, it's their self-insert in the game. That's what's causing this drama and makes this so weird and bad.
@MechaGodAnri8 ай бұрын
I've played an RP enforced MUD for near 27 years, and while not all go too deep into theirs, a good bit do. It's not a bad thing, but it's the way people portray themselves and how their RP is. ERP is really the same way, people have different vices right? So I try not to judge, but a lot of the crazies are there that can't separate reality from a game so...best to avoid it than chance that, and stick to the real thing or websites. A lot of people who ERP get attached emotionally, like super attached and become creepy, it's bad juju.
@rodimus580 Жыл бұрын
This is gold lol, I think it’s great! It also really cool that there is such a variety like the drama and funny reactions you have lol same as mine I’m like..”whaaatt!?” Lol so awesome.
@Wastingsometimehere Жыл бұрын
Stories like these make me understand I clearly am playing this game horribly wrong. Duty Failed. My alt for magic is a Female Elezen. Please Balmung don't call her a bucket. I am neither female nor Elezen in real life.
@TheRichman42 Жыл бұрын
No, no. She's a giraffe, an endangered species. She has to be protected.
@warriorfromhammerfell1557 Жыл бұрын
Imagine what Lightning would do if she heard about this..
@KyMiyu Жыл бұрын
"Giraffe!!! Cumbucket!!!" Well, to be fair the second one is normal for bal and had nothing to do with being elezen.. lol this is too much and even I rp some. 😂
@DR4C44N8 ай бұрын
What on earth was that rollercoaster of...SOMETHING!? Holy crap...
@Xeemix Жыл бұрын
Wait, that fight night stuff sounds like it'd be fun!
@dirtdiver2525 Жыл бұрын
By far, the best Drama story I’ve heard from this series 🤣🤣🤣 (I haven’t seen all of them yet)
@pedromoreira6218 Жыл бұрын
this is like one of those dramatic telenovelas, i foudn funny the part where the OP needed to do "soul searching"
@XXLPIakat Жыл бұрын
I'm a guy and I would totally take 1 million Gil for some lousy erp while I play other video games or watch videos on youtube.
@MonotoneSepia Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 AHHHHHHHGHH🤣🤣🤣 I can't breatheeeeee omg. He was going "unnnnnnhhh" i can't breathe omg i can't 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheamayaonnaotakuBlogspot Жыл бұрын
Jay is that you??? I know the Jay from my story, the one Pathra keeps going to, had an account banned in FF14 for harassment.
@LunGreenStar Жыл бұрын
This legit sounds like a NSFW story from the MSA channel and I am all here for it
@RaysofLight98 Жыл бұрын
Just a fun experience all around, really. Also the sexy lamp-wanting dude deserves all the shade he’s getting. This is a real person. Glad he found out there were ways to do that BS in a “healthy” way. 😂
@sur7969 Жыл бұрын
this sounds like the thought process of someone very young... or little self esteem i can only pray thats not the case, and that they're just er, not very insightful / severely gaslighted or that this isnt true story in the first place
@GengarSnorlaxMimikyu6 ай бұрын
For a moment I had to stop what I was doing to look at the phone and make sure I was still in KZbin
@thatsembarrassing7315 Жыл бұрын
i can't, this one is sooo stupid lmao thank you for your sacrifice
@Neoyoshi-FFXIV Жыл бұрын
When i miss the good stuff.
@phux Жыл бұрын
Holy shit balls, I hear how there’s craziness on Balmung, but people really act like this in game?
@qwomlee6058 Жыл бұрын
Their original server wasn’t Balmung. They transferred briefly and then went back to their cesspool server.
@opheliaobscura Жыл бұрын
I think the wild that this story wasn't on Blaming from the start...
@flipsyder Жыл бұрын
everyone loves a good story and a great story teller!
@questionablebackyardmeows Жыл бұрын
Eww. I give people dyes and minions and glams etc but I do so because I want to see other people get nice stuff. I don't ERP with anyone because so few people can split IC and OOC, and I'm a 39 year old gay/ace guy who isn't much interested in actually hooking up with anyone from FF nor the drama. So if you ever get a gift/emote from THIS miquote, it stops *there,* it's friends only, and it's just because I want to make your day a bit better and make platonic friends. :)
@johnathanstanley3791 Жыл бұрын
Uh! Why am I jealous? Hahaha. I LOVE THE TEA!
@SnapbackAnt Жыл бұрын
This some of the realist shit I ever heard....and snow a pimp 😂
@Qwag0Tron3 ай бұрын
This was a weird story that made me feel a rollercoaster of emotions
@LovisaSvensson-iw7wc9 ай бұрын
I never expected that person to end up being the courtesan!
@dailykappa5959 Жыл бұрын
I really love these storytimes, but the erp'ers disgust me to no end i could not finish this one
@sunayocarissime5309 Жыл бұрын
I seem to be one of those few that actually goes out of my way to avoid ERP. I've had marriages mind you but mostly they have been, "fade to black scenario, give the lovers some privacy," type deals. I do RP occasionally though, mostly because my main has a personality that I love. Sunayo is a disciplined, cold war machine who appreciates honor and integrity above all else. Rarely, if ever, opens up and IF she does it means that she has respect for someone she gets close to. Otherwise its like trying to get blood from a stone. She's a VERY private person and will only really show interest if someone actually wants to try to be intimate. There's a reason I usually call her, "The Ice Wolf." If she does open up, know its a relationship that she will literally punish herself for betraying it. Get on her bad side though, well there are worse things death.😁😁😁
@Ganbare_Kenji11 ай бұрын
Ive been playing this game for 10 years now and this story made me question certain things in this fame ive seem throughout the years i might have stumble on so many erper while being blissfully unaware but now after this i wont see people hiding in they're corner the same 😰
@MalcomMalediction Жыл бұрын
holy sht LOL this was a wild rollercoaster ride of a story..I cant believe this sht goes down on FF14. I agree with the chat...This roleplayer girl doesn't need video games, she needs therapy lol...
@dr0pcandy11 ай бұрын
"Imagine someone saying that to you out of the blue." It's crazy because I was never in the RP scene in FF14 at all yet weird players approach me from time to time, and say things like "I'll give you this much gil if you strip your clothes." or "You're a cat girl aren't you? Why don't you strip since that's what they do!" even though my character is full clothed all the time and it just pissed me off so much. While sometimes I don't mind when RP people approach me out of the blue but if they're being a weirdo then that's a different story. I don't mind ERP and by all means if that's how people enjoy it then it's fine... I just hate that it has cultivated some weird people to think it's okay to approach people like this to anyone and it gives a bad name to other people who minds their own business.
@eyesoftheworld838 Жыл бұрын
Woooooooow what a story 😮
@markup639411 ай бұрын
"This story is not-save-for-work" me: sitting at work XD (Homeoffice, mind you XD)
@TheSingingBUn Жыл бұрын
...school days ff14 edition?😅
@C0ffeeGremlin4 ай бұрын
Snow was 100% following them everywhere. Also them never clarifying their relationship ever is a huge problem. Good lord what a wild listen.
@Nightwalk444 Жыл бұрын
It's a 30 minute video but I made it so much longer by just not being able to continue because of cringe XD
@chrisphil6853 Жыл бұрын
Damn Nvr knew people got that invested in relationships in a video game.I just play for fun I find erp very weird lol.
@lLucaDGV Жыл бұрын
I cringed so hard, holy shit
@MalcomMalediction Жыл бұрын
I subscribed cuz this stuff is a legit full movie loool
@JamesDante17 күн бұрын
creative writing exercise
@dandytaste.21383 ай бұрын
'people on balmung hate elezen' GIRL I GET HARASSED FOR ERP WHAT U MEAN?
@solidsnek1776 Жыл бұрын
"So he led me to a secluded cove in Costa..." I'm freaking dying here only like 3 min in 🤣🤣🤣
@thelaughingdragon32 Жыл бұрын
What happened to the person with supposed cancer?
@yeahsurebuddy Жыл бұрын
I'd love to share you my story, could bring some light and help other players be very careful to, feel free to hit me up
@pathra Жыл бұрын
Send it to me on my discord ^^
@yeahsurebuddy Жыл бұрын
@@pathra hope you had a lovely birthday and thx have added you:)
@averyaustin1 Жыл бұрын
A current courtesan, let me say this: I don’t do this, at all. I actively don’t bring it up to people nor do I actively seek out “partners”. I leave people be, mind my own business, and RP normally. If people are interested in my services, I wait for *them* to seek *me* out for it, otherwise, I don’t bother, because I know most people ain’t looking for that, they just want to enjoy the game and have a good day. If you wanna ERP, more power to you, but don’t be weird like this, please. You’re not charming, you’re weird, and not in the fun way, ok?
@donatagrazyte384 Жыл бұрын
are you sure you not reading some manga or TV soap opera script? 😱
@pathra Жыл бұрын
Yea editing this was funny as hell too I can’t believe I also read all the “ughhhhhs” that were all typed out too!
@donatagrazyte384 Жыл бұрын
@@pathra ahh, still, thank you for reading out those stories, really fun to listen, take care~
@zeninspriggan794 Жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh XD I'm doneeee I can't finish it 😂😂😂 laugher and cringe attacks ahahahah
@Tailionis Жыл бұрын
Only in ffxiv 🤦♂️
@ArchonZach5 ай бұрын
I can only assume people were being mean to OP for being an elf because it was when heavensward was new and some people picked on elf players back then because of the story
@wethril4 ай бұрын
This kind of stuff. Is exactly why I don't roleplay on ffxiv anymore.... people DONT know how to separate and not self insert.
@throwmeaname11 ай бұрын
This has to be fan fic 😭😂
@amberpierce20449 ай бұрын
Every 30 seconds, I just say out loud. Wtf am I listening to?!
@krystic24792 жыл бұрын
Oh man 😂
@Kambeezoid Жыл бұрын
ERP is weird..
@ShxpxRok11 ай бұрын
16:30 so if she was bipolar and delusional how can you tell that what she was saying was true? I'm buhleagured lol. That sitting and nodding was funny.
@pedrorocha60442 жыл бұрын
Ohh that's a long boi PS: oh god that is a very cringe start oh boy XD
@obliviouschipmunk65396 ай бұрын
I think OP's expectations for someone who randomly came up to them on the street and started ERPing with them were a little too high 😂
@Neyo-vo6rt6 ай бұрын
with the fc thing, that she got acused of something, happend to me to in a simliar way, that i was a stalker, i trusted that fc... well it made me dislike forever fc, since i had some other troubles or noticed troubles in the past with fc's. but i know how OP feels when people turn against you for a lie.... its worse
@Chiller-pc1dv Жыл бұрын
I never understood erp, could never bring myself to be into it, I tried but it felt so forced 🤢
@EternalTrance Жыл бұрын
ohmyy is this real ? 😂 and for any1 who plays the game /embrace emote is free ☺
@pathra Жыл бұрын
/hug is free but /embrace is free if you get someone else to pay for it!
@EternalTrance Жыл бұрын
@@pathra no u can go to store and get free bracelet and then party up some1 who has that too and head to chapel and those 1st npc`s at gate u get also wedding outfit, did that last year somewhat 5 or 6 times and never married any1 😘
@QaDri93 Жыл бұрын
So this all happened 6 years ago? 😂
@CTN404 Жыл бұрын
Yeah none of this surprises me …
@serscy24 Жыл бұрын
This is real?!?
@pathra Жыл бұрын
The other day when I was streaming pokemon violet a guy in my chat claimed to be the courtesan from this story! :O
@ouromov2895 Жыл бұрын
Aahahahhahaahah
@decipherpwnz1238 ай бұрын
I really really don't understand these heavy RP dramas. Lol. It's just super cringe to me tbh :(