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@meaninglesscog Жыл бұрын
It works though. Talk to anyone outside the US and they hate and mock this country. So it's not that hard to say the Cowboys are similar since everyone hates and makes fun of them.
@mikehand5881 Жыл бұрын
Well maybe they really are AMERICA's team
@mikehand5881 Жыл бұрын
Jerry jones is the problem.Do some research for real
@scottdavidson526 Жыл бұрын
@@mikehand5881He's always been the problem. What other owner do you know is GN of their own team. The guy is an ego maniac.
@mikehunt576 Жыл бұрын
best time to place a bet is when you have inside tips on who will loose ;) Jerry loves gambling, his own words
@SportsFan2001 Жыл бұрын
Since their last NFC Championship appearance: • The Stars won a Stanley Cup • The Mavericks won an NBA Championship • The Rangers won a World Series
@fortynights1513 Жыл бұрын
And their biggest rival these days it seems, the Eagles have won it all.
@tannerwilson4843 Жыл бұрын
We may get the 2026 World Cup Final!
@rushilb6 Жыл бұрын
Those 3 teams also did in 2 years what the cowboys couldn’t do in 29: make their conference championship
@matthewshortle5274 Жыл бұрын
The XFL's Arlington Renegade won a championship
@Creamofbullets1130 Жыл бұрын
The Dallas Wings won 3 WNBA championships
@eggsngritstn Жыл бұрын
As my high-school basketball coach would say, "The screws are too tight. You can't win in the postseason if you're afraid to lose more than you want to win."
@jacobkun Жыл бұрын
That's very good advice in all my years of sports I've never heard that some how.
@mlbjmaur Жыл бұрын
Great quote
@b-zoneonroku2020 Жыл бұрын
Which explains the Toronto Maple Leafs' decades of playoff futility.
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
@@b-zoneonroku2020No, that’s just being cursed 😂
@mikeoleksa Жыл бұрын
Well said!
@PaulMcElligott Жыл бұрын
It takes a lot of chutzpah to call yourself “America’s Team” when a team literally named the PATRIOTS has won six Lombardis since the last time you got past the divisional round.
@user-xl4tp5ef1w Жыл бұрын
The Dallas cowboys have never made the conference championship game this century
@skakirask Жыл бұрын
This is what I'm confused about. Despite nearly 30 YEARS since their last Super Bowl appearance, the Cowboys are still the default team for bandwagoners to latch onto.
@philipglover3295 Жыл бұрын
True and another team like the Chiefs, Ravens or Bills May create their own dynasty that makes it even more of a joke
@connercoughran4677 Жыл бұрын
Granted, the nickname came about in the 70s when the Cowboys were a consistent top 3 team in the NFL and won a few rings
@fortynights1513 Жыл бұрын
The Cowboys didn’t choose the moniker, NFL Films did with their 1978 highlight film. But the Cowboys certainly have tried to embrace it.
@YA-wr5wd Жыл бұрын
The Cowboys have a culture problem first and foremost. They have excellent talent evaluators and drafters, but they dont have a driving force in the team that keeps everyone level and focused. The owner meddles and the coach is often a middle man between him and the players, instead of an actual leader.
@CorePathway Жыл бұрын
They believe their own hype.
@krisgordon3116 Жыл бұрын
Dead on for all of this!
@gregofthelake Жыл бұрын
The Cowboys haven't won since 1996. I moved to DFW in 1996. I'm not saying my curse works. I'm not saying it doesn't.
@tim.noonan Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry that you’re stuck in that hellhole but thank you for your service 🫡
@mpetersen6 Жыл бұрын
Do not move .EVER!
@DaveFu Жыл бұрын
#notallheroeswearcapes
@FogelsChannel Жыл бұрын
I bet you don't miss those Boston winters anymore.
@gregofthelake Жыл бұрын
@@FogelsChannel Chicago, actually 😀. But I’ve been in Texas since the early 80s.
@4tyu3318 Жыл бұрын
10:28 correction: the packers actually have more since the super bowl they won was hosted at AT&T
@travismiller4320 Жыл бұрын
Correction it’s both teams have 3 wins he didn’t count Dallas win over Philadelphia there on January 9th 2010 when still called Cowboys Stadium, like it was at Super Bowl 45
@strudelninja Жыл бұрын
@@travismiller4320 confirmed, I had to double check because 2 for both teams didn't sound right.
@travismiller4320 Жыл бұрын
@@strudelninjayeah I had to also
@eliezerr1119 ай бұрын
After that Super Bowl victory, the Packers being undefeated at At&T Stadium is a great blessing 🙌 😂
@darkhawk4863 Жыл бұрын
Their biggest liability is Jerry's ego. It has been ever since it forced him to fire Jimmy Johnson. If he'd swallowed just a little bit of his pride and made it work with JJ... Well, my life as an Eagles fan would've been unbearable as they probably would've piled on even more championships. That team was so stacked, they managed to win another ring even with a head coach actively beefing with their QB. Then it all came apart at the seams, and Jerry's refusal to hire a head coach with a spine is why they've been treading water for decades. Long may it continue. I know I can't say much after my team basically quit after the 9ers game this season, but... we didn't get blown out at home when favoured by two scores to a bottom seed.
@UnclePhil1112 Жыл бұрын
They easily win 4 straight super bowls had Jerry not fired Jimmy
@stevencooke6451 Жыл бұрын
Again, when rival fans start feeling bad for a team, that team is in real trouble. I don't understand what happened to the Eagles this year.
@r0cketm4n34 Жыл бұрын
jerry doesn’t throw game losing picks tho 😂
@bugulooga5065 Жыл бұрын
Tree's laugh of humiliation is the greatest laugh
@geminipanda2631 Жыл бұрын
It always makes me laugh when the media buys into the Cowboys regular season hype and then is flabbergasted when they get bounced in the playoffs 💀
@rowdycmoore Жыл бұрын
It's even worse when the media actively roots AGAINST every other team in DFW. NO ONE wanted the Mavericks to win in 2011. NO ONE wanted the Rangers to win in 2023. Let's not even get into how hockey people still want to asterisk the Stars winning The Cup in 1999. They throw every other team here under the bus while they kiss Jerry's feet.
@honkhonkler7732 Жыл бұрын
Every team they beat this year was garbage. Saw it coming the moment AZ spanked them.
@AEMT-ks4so Жыл бұрын
What hype from the media? Dallas is constantly labeled a "pretender" regardless of how good theyre playing outside of Skip Bayless, who even as a Cowboys fan, i think is an idiot
@CharlesH-t9r Жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is, every Green Bay QB has beaten Dallas in the playoffs and in Dallas
@justinbonds2002 Жыл бұрын
@@honkhonkler7732the AZ loss and the absolute SPANKING by the 49ers was all we needed to see that the Cowboys were pretenders😂
@MrTimLee84 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact for those who don't know... Pittsburgh was given the moniker of America's Team first but declined it back in the 70s
@CharlesH-t9r Жыл бұрын
Yup as a Steelers fan , I know there's a few people who hate them but they never say theyre arrogant The blue collar mentality is respected
@johnepants Жыл бұрын
@@CharlesH-t9ryou never met a Steelers fan from Northeast Ohio. I say half the reason Browns fans hate the Steelers is because of the fans that live around Cleveland. I had the good fortune of visiting Pitt a couple years ago and had a great conversation with the waiter at Norton’s about the rivalry, and it made me realize that Steeler fans in PA are generally ok, it’s the front running mouth breathers here that make us hate you guys lol
@CharlesH-t9r Жыл бұрын
@@johnepants i agree 😂 trust me
@AyeThatsHandsomePete Жыл бұрын
@@johnepantsI’ve known far too many Steelers “fans” who also root for the Yankees.
@maghumicalt Жыл бұрын
Mel Blount said its disrespectful to the rest of the league
@ZachPfeiffer Жыл бұрын
Why do people think that if Dez caught it that it's a slam-dunk-shut-the-door guaranteed victory? You do realize that they would have to give the ball back to Aaron Rodgers with 4 minutes left, right?
@travismiller4320 Жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s not like he moved Packers with less time than that against Cowboys before…🤔
@Asiandiskool Жыл бұрын
As a Cowboys fan, I would rather Rodgers tear our defense a new asshole than lose like that.
@johnchedsey1306 Жыл бұрын
Oh most certainly Rodgers would have engineered a winning drive. But man, you hate to see the refs taint a game that badly. Except they tend to do that weekly these days.
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
@@AsiandiskoolI can respect that position. Always better to get beat rather than beat yourself.
@arcwiz Жыл бұрын
That's what always annoyed me. Like you couldn't have your defense make a 3 and out with 4 minutes remaining?
@baileym4708 Жыл бұрын
The last time they were in the NFC Championship game, Google didn't exist. Think about it, expansion teams, Carolina Panthers have been 4 times and Jax Jaguars (AFC Championship obviously) have been 3 times while the Cowboys have 0 in that time frame. They have 4 playoff wins in 24 freaking years. Brock Purdy has 2 wins after just half of season in his career.
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
My beloved but goddamn Bengals have made two conference championship games and one Super Bowl since Dallas made the NFC championship. That really makes you look over your shoulder expecting to see locusts, frogs or some other sign of the apocalypse.
@SkunkApe407 Жыл бұрын
The Buccaneers also won two Super Bowls in that time. Tampa Bay went from having winless seasons in the same year Dallas was dubbed "America's Team", to winning Super Bowls while Dallas forgot how to survive the Post Season. The downfall of Dallas has fueled the rise of several other teams.
@DeosPraetorian Жыл бұрын
Hell the entire NFC South has had more playoff success than the cowboys have since their last super bowl@@SkunkApe407
@snowballthepro292611 ай бұрын
The Detroit Lions. 0 16 Detroit Lions went to the Nfc championship game before dem cowboys did. I dont think there is a clever enough line to say to explain that!
@aaronfolsom6677 Жыл бұрын
Correction, Packers have 3 post season wins in Jerrys world. We be counting the 2010 SuperBowl which was played here.
@otaviofrnazario Жыл бұрын
Adam, just one correction: the Packers have more playiff wins than the Cowboys at JerryWorld. They have three wins, the two vs the Cowboys and Super Bowl 45
@travismiller4320 Жыл бұрын
Correction Cowboys also have 3 at AT&T stadium Eagles 2010, Lions 2015, and Seahawks 2019, I also made this mistake and had to confirm it
@otaviofrnazario Жыл бұрын
@@travismiller4320 true...
@maxxjapan619 Жыл бұрын
Also, Captain America wouldn't be a Cowboys fan. Steve Rogers is from Brooklyn. No way he'd EVER root for an NFC East rival.
@Jonathandoeforth Жыл бұрын
That you had both Utree infectious laughter, and Scooter’s mocking laughter at himself, this is amazing.
@angelrobles7201 Жыл бұрын
_(elite troll laughter)_
@AGoodVibe Жыл бұрын
It’s Jerry. Until he’s not running the show, expect this to continue. Sincerely, a lifelong Cowboys fan.
@otaviofrnazario Жыл бұрын
At long last A fan willing to blame the only constant in all of this failure: JERRAL WAYNE JONES
@matthewcarroll2533 Жыл бұрын
Ikr, not sure why people can't see it. He's the only thing that's endured through all the bullshit and he meddles like crazy.
@sheepherder911 Жыл бұрын
@otaviofrn_adv im not sure who you've been chatting at, but as a lifelong dallas fan, anyone who's on this horse will tell you Jerry was and is the problem.
@justsomeguy9325 Жыл бұрын
@@sheepherder911 Preach!
@GWEBrasil15 Жыл бұрын
When videos of the lockerrooms after week 17 already showed big difference and who was going to win, Mike was just congratulating everybody in very general terms while Lafleur was very good at motivating even with stats of the players!
@snappy452 Жыл бұрын
Being a Giants fan, I feel like the opposite of what happens here (the media attacks and tears down everyone whenever possible) happens in Dallas and thats thanks in big part to Jerreh. Inside the Dallas bubble they get comfortable, they get big headed and they stroll into the Playoffs acting like gods who are merely there as a formality to their ascension...and then they find out the other team actually showed up and get smacked in the face. They're always talented but they always seem to play like they're surprised the opponent is putting up such a fight in the playoffs. May this continue perpetually.
@deeee4663 Жыл бұрын
I am a giants fan also and I back this theory 100%. If the giants were ever as confident as these cowboys were in the regular season about a superbowl they may get jumped in the parking lot and they definitely would be verbally berated for 1.5 weeks 10 hours a day on WFAN for each singular arrogant comment 😂 cowboys are definitely in a bubble
@RyanParker-s1l Жыл бұрын
So long jerry jones meddles, this team will never go anywhere
@talkingthetalk3640 Жыл бұрын
I hope Jerry lives forever
@UnclePhil1112 Жыл бұрын
@@talkingthetalk3640and it’ll continue with his son, when he takes over the team
@aaronwagner9825 Жыл бұрын
Since 1996 There have been: 18 different Baseball clubs have won the world series (Excluding Back to Back Champions, and teams that won it since 1996) 11 different NBA teams have won the championship (Excluding teams that won it back to back and teams that won it since 1996) 12 different teams have won the superbowl (Excluding teams that won it back to back and teams that won it since 1996) 15 different teams have won the stanley cup (Excluding teams that won it back to back and teams that won it since 1996) 16 different NASCAR Drivers have won the Cup series championship (Excluding drivers that won it back to back and drivers that won it since 1996)
@fortynights1513 Жыл бұрын
And plenty more have gotten into a semifinal round at least once, even my Mariners have done that twice since then.
@TheRangerman00 Жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting the going out for cigarettes joke. I mean that was top notch hilarious thank you for the laugh.
@iantank1033 Жыл бұрын
I view being a Cowboys fan like buying a lottery ticket every season. In order for the ticket to win, i need all 20 numbers to be the same, and every week i scratch off and reveal a number. I know that the first 17 numbers will match, but the last 3 will always be different. I enjoy looking at the numbers match up, but i know not to get my hopes up. Would it be cool of they did? Of course. But im not gonna to believe it till it happens
@nickinportland Жыл бұрын
I’m not a cowboys fan but my whole family is and it is truly brutal watching them watch the cowboys when I’m home. 😂
@christmashake8968 Жыл бұрын
The problem with this team--as there has been for a LONG time--is that they don't know how to work together and be on the same page when it matters the most. Too many times have individual players and coaches been having excellent seasons stat-wise, but also making their share of boneheaded decisions in-game preventing them from winning more and achieving their full potential--and seemingly only coming alive when the adversity is minimal and games already out of reach. This is 100% a culture issue that starts with Jerry.
@teezuscollins2930 Жыл бұрын
Literally right after I watched this video I seen the Cowboys are keeping McCarthy. 😂😂
@Zach-mw5so Жыл бұрын
It never changes with this team lol
@MrSayonara28 Жыл бұрын
I was about to end it all right there when I saw the news,this franchise is such a joke at this point and I’m saying it with my heart completely broken.
@weregretohio7728 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, keep the guy who never should have been hired. Classic Jerry 🤡 Maybe they can call up Jason Garrett for another rodeo.
@victorleoncio1079 Жыл бұрын
Nice touch there to include UTree's madman laugh, Five...
@Yabanmf666 Жыл бұрын
As a Cowboys fan, I've come to enjoy the end of season examinations. We deserve to get shat on continuously until we win something of significance. Great Video
@garcjr Жыл бұрын
Me being a lifelong Cowboys fan know we can draft a #1 QB get a coach like Belichick and still loose in the playoffs. I stopped blaming the players for our problems, I'm even at the point where it doesn't matter who we put in as coach solves the problem. You stated it best. We're a great regular season team that has no identity.
@bryson1482 Жыл бұрын
Same thing too with me being a Rockets fan
@ohgeezrick2019 Жыл бұрын
If cowboys fans weren’t so obnoxious the football gods would take pity on y’all eventually
@JDEis2elite Жыл бұрын
@@somebody9889right on the money.
@choosecarefully408 Жыл бұрын
When people idealize a thing, they can never see its faults. You *idealize* this sport. Then the order goes The Franchise, its coaches then the players. So yeah, everyone looks only to _which players_ to blame when things don't go as planned. But cripes, did you Not Notice ANY DIFFERENCES in the play-calling from last year? Did none of you notice _why_ Dak threw far fewer INTs? No, because answering those questions requires looking at the coaches & the franchise that hires them with a critical eye & THAT is something y'all will continue to refuse to do, ensuring this disappointment continues 'cause y'all don't wanna figure out how to resolve it.
@robertpainter8044 Жыл бұрын
Minor correction.. Green Bay has 3 wins in the post season at Jerry World. Twice in the playoffs and Super Bowl 45.
@Mistertbones Жыл бұрын
The Cowboys front office, and many of their fans, are still in denial.
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
And by “Cowboys front office”, you mean Jerry.
@GucciMarlin25 Жыл бұрын
Masterpiece of a video, as a Packers fan I can truly say that thank God that we dont have McCarthy anymore
@fsanmiguel666 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The Miami Dolphins last playoff win is more recent than the Cowboys last appearance in the NFC Championship Game!
@brianmoore6724 Жыл бұрын
TV show Dallas gave them false sense of superiority as well especially since the stadium was used in the opening credits
@soarinskies11056 ай бұрын
The fact that the fucking Detroit Lions have gotten back to the NFC championship game before the cowboys could is just the most hillarious thing ever
@TXnine7nine Жыл бұрын
The amount of Scooter clips you have in your Cowboy troll videos is hilarious 😂
@scottcarter8864 Жыл бұрын
Scooter is gonna get dunked on so hard on clickbait tomorrow.
@cl5619 Жыл бұрын
Mark Sanchez has as many PO wins (4) as Tony and Dak combined
@motormatt1222 Жыл бұрын
This is your single greatest video. “It’s not even up for debate”. Love ya 5’s!
@rollercoasterfweak Жыл бұрын
What's not talked about in the Dez Bryant game is how the Packers drove to the Red zone at the two minute warning and took knees to run out the clock. That TD would've just delayed an inevitable TD by the Packers in return. Dallas D was out of gas.
@ynotefil Жыл бұрын
Skip Has Been Throwing Away & Re-buying His Cowgirls Gear Since 1997. Lol! Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marcomcdowell8861 Жыл бұрын
Cowboys, Raiders, Jets and Bears. Franchises that mysteriously are spoken about like they've been running the NFL for 70 years.
@ZachPfeiffer Жыл бұрын
After that "win" against Detroit, most people knew this was coming. Or at least you should have seen it coming. They never should have been seeded that high. They might have had a shot against the Rams but had no chance against the red-hot Packers.
@matthewcarroll2533 Жыл бұрын
With how well the Rams played against the Lions, I highly doubt Dallas would've stood a chance against them either.
@cypher787 Жыл бұрын
Not sure why you're putting the word win in quotes especially since your boy Aiden Hutchinson got away with a blatant trip which would've given Dallas the first down and end the game before you'd even have a chance at that 2pt conversion
@ZachPfeiffer Жыл бұрын
@@cypher787 Because any reasonable NFL fan knows that the Lions got screwed. They missed the tripping call, I get it, but if they want to get the first down, why would Dak throw 10 yards behind the sticks? CeeDee can easily win a 1 on 1 vs. Cam Sutton or Kindle Vildor. Cowboys fans also forget that Detroit easily marched down the field against that piss-poor Cowboys defense. Wether they get screwed with 10 seconds to go or 30 doesn't matter, it still happened and 99% of the league an anyone without implicit bias toward the Cowboys saw it.
@guillotine06 Жыл бұрын
It's not self-proclaimed. NFL Films gave us that nickname.
@ComicSams48 Жыл бұрын
Welp, just got the B/R notification that they're keeping McCarthy 😂
@jackpackage287 Жыл бұрын
That Dez catch happened 5 years after Megatron had that same ruling, and since the Calvin Johnson incident I clearly remember every broadcast hitting the same point. "You must maintain position when going to the ground..." and it's clear Dez poses's the ball while going to the floor then he losses position when he hits the floor. It's not even a thing, he didn't complete the process. 5 YEARS after the Megatron, people act as if Dez non-catch was a new thing.
@rowdycmoore Жыл бұрын
Here's what makes it even sweeter: When the Cows won their last Super Bowl, no other active major league team in DFW had ever even played for a championship, unless you count the Dallas Sidekicks of the Major Indoor Soccer League in 1987. If you were a fan of the Mavericks, Stars or Texas Rangers, you were bullied mercilessly by Cow Sheep for your team never winning a title in what "isn't a REAL sport anyway." As of November 1, 2023, when the Texas Rangers FINALLY won the World Series, every single one of those three other teams has won a championship since the last time the Cows touched Lombardi. Even FC Dallas has at least played for the MLS Cup back in 2010. Sweet Victory indeed.
@toadofsteel Жыл бұрын
All the sad Scooter clips made this even funnier.
@nick2s Жыл бұрын
Fun facts, Dallas was the first #1 seed in the NFC to ever lose their first playoff game in the playoff format started in 1990. Then they became the first 2 seed ever to lose to the 7th seed, what other embarrasing first can occur next?
@Jasontyo Жыл бұрын
The failure only solidifies the delusion
@hecksters423 Жыл бұрын
As long as Darth Jerry is Emperor of the Cowboys, nothing will ever change within the Cowboys.
@SRTBadbrains90 Жыл бұрын
Poor Scooter 😂😂😂😂
@thekingbarrelmaker7642 Жыл бұрын
Sorry but I don't feel bad for him.
@Coyotek4 Жыл бұрын
@@thekingbarrelmaker7642 I would, were it not for all the talking from Day One of this season (and possibly every season).
@nasis18 Жыл бұрын
Dak’s favorite playoff audible is codenamed “Titanic.”
@johnchedsey1306 Жыл бұрын
2024 to me is the most baffling collapse. While I did pick the Packers to upset, my assumption was a close game with a late FG by the Packers to seal the deal. Not have it sealed in the 2nd quarter. There's just too much damn talent on the Cowboys roster to be flopping like this. But since I'm not a fan of theirs, it's really damned funny.
@joryfarice Жыл бұрын
Good news, everyone! McCarthy is in for another year!
@seand67 Жыл бұрын
They made Stephen A. Smith a star
@jadencho5736 Жыл бұрын
Bro WTF happened to Dak's eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cidiracing7481 Жыл бұрын
Prescott is an alright QB, but if you have no run game and just have to pass the whole time, you end up with interceptions sooner or later. They should go and get Bill while they have a decent team. I don't think Bill is going to coach for many more seasons, and that's his best option to get success in the next few years. Something like the Washington rebuild is a very long project.
@Horus_the_Lupercal Жыл бұрын
I doubt Bill and Jerry could or would work together.
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
Parcells and Jerry weren’t exactly drinking buddies. Belechik and Jerry would likely be the same way.
@justafan-tn4ny Жыл бұрын
@@zlinedavidyeah but ppl say bill's coaching philosophy and way of doing things would probably clash with Jerry's need to be included and the face of the team. That's just the discourse i'v seen
@jordanroman841 Жыл бұрын
The Eagles since that time 7 trips to the NFC Championship, 3 Super Bowl appearances and a Super Bowl Championship with 4 different coaches.
@SchmidtyProductions27 Жыл бұрын
My Texans (who have only existed since 2002) have more playoff wins since the last Cowboys Super Bowl than the Cowboys do
@alanpeel1981 Жыл бұрын
There was also a reason as to why they exist. Because of the founding of the American Football League with the establishment of a team in Dallas, the league agreed to expand after having told several of the AFL's founding owners that they were not interested in expansion. The most notable was Lamar Hunt whose Dallas Texans found themselves pitted against the Cowboys. Ultimately, Hunt moved the team knowing that the NFL would do whatever it took to make sure the Cowboys succeeded at the expense of the Texans.
@thepolarphantasm2319 Жыл бұрын
many people are unaware that the Chiefs used to be a Dallas based team for a minute originally Or that Houston weren't the first "texans"
@fortynights1513 Жыл бұрын
@@thepolarphantasm2319Credit those Texans for winning an AFL title in 62 before they moved.
@thepolarphantasm2319 Жыл бұрын
@@fortynights1513 one of my favorite pieces of weird ancient NFL trivia is the wartime existence of the Pennsylvania Steagles, lol. Feels very much like some comic book crossover event, like when Magneto and Professor X combined to become Onslaught... until you realize all the talented players were storming Normandy, so it was just two decimated rosters of jabronis wearing odd uniforms 😂
@fletchbg Жыл бұрын
There's another reason for the Cowboys existence, independent of the arrival of the AFL: the Redskins. PART 1: See, in 1958 Dallas oilman Clint Murchison negotiated with Redskins owner GP Marshall to buy the team and MOVE them to Dallas. It was all done, but then Marshall tried to change one last condition. The terms were to allow Marshall to run the team after their move for 5 years... but then Marshall said he wanted 10. Murchison had had enough and told him to go screw himself; the deal was off. PART 2: Oh yes, this is still about the Redskins. See, 2 years later when Hunt and Adams started the AFL, Murchison went back to the NFL and said, cmon, you gotta let me start a team in Dallas now. The only owner voting against the expansion? You guessed it, GP Marshall. (He considered his team's franchise territory to be ALL of the South, more specfically the former Confederate states; his team's fight song included "fight for old Dixie" in its original lyrics.) Well, Murchison got tipped off that Marshall's relationship with the leader of the Redskins' marching band, Barnee Breeskin, had become badly soured. Murchison negotiated with Breeskin to buy the rights to what Breeskin had composed, and still owned, as the Washington fight song, "Hail to the Redskins". Then he threatened Marshall to never allow him to play his team's fight song again if he didnt vote in favor of the expansion (which originally included Houston too). Marshall agreed, the owners voted, the Cowboys were born, and Marshall got his song back. EPILOGUE: Marshall had a habit of pissing off the people under him to the point where they sought revenge; Harry Wismer was a minority owner of the Redskins who got disgruntled with Marshall... and then founded the Jets. That's right, we can blame BOTH the Jets AND the Cowboys on the Redskins. And Marshall wasnt just an asshole who gave his team a racist name and a racist fight song and pissed off everyone he worked with. He also was a racist who insisted on keeping his team segregated until JFK threatened to have his lease at the brand new stadium in Washington, on federal land, revoked if he didnt integrate. Marshall finally gave in in 1962, the last NFL owner to do so.
@ivantheteribul Жыл бұрын
@@thepolarphantasm2319 The year after that was Card-Pitt, the merger of the Steelers and then-Chicago Cardinals. They lost all their games and got known as "Car-Pitt" or the "Carpets" because the league went and walked all over them.
@AFLOVEable Жыл бұрын
Have we reached the stage, where hate for Dallas morphes into pity? Na, can have both.
@FivePointsVids Жыл бұрын
Never lol
@otaviofrnazario Жыл бұрын
Only one former or current Cowboy that I feel for: Jimmy Johnson
@AFLOVEable Жыл бұрын
But he's in the end, the one who cemented that supremacy feeling in the Cowboys and the entitlement among organization and fans.@@otaviofrnazario
@Astro_Morri Жыл бұрын
The fact that the lions got to a conference championship more recently than the Cowboys is crazy😂
@southy98 Жыл бұрын
What made this recent collapse so puzzling is just the lack of fight. It was the equivalent of watching someone go into the fetal position.
@Wargasm54 Жыл бұрын
Bingo. Yeah, it’s bad to lose regardless. But at least go out fighting. The Cowboys were all sitting on the sidelines looking like prison rape victims 😂. No fight at all. Utterly pathetic.
@a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi Жыл бұрын
Honestly they should consider themselves lucky they have any titles in the last 30 years or else they would truly be the Leafs of the NFL more than they already are.
@fortynights1513 Жыл бұрын
Counting their old history, the Browns are arguably more like the Leafs.
@krissolson7043 Жыл бұрын
Jerry announced today they aren't firing McCarthy. 😂😂
@nasis18 Жыл бұрын
How many Cowboys fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They don't change it, they just sit around and talk about how bright it used to be.
@slimjim8948 Жыл бұрын
One thing you’re wrong about the Packers have more playoff win in AT&T Stadium because because you forgot to mention the Super Bowl in 2011
@lagodifuoco313 Жыл бұрын
Crazy that "The Clapper" was actually named Coach of the Year.
@Sam-el2we Жыл бұрын
Speaking as a native Texans, in the last 25 years, the cowboys have been all hat and no cattle
@paulmysliborski4832 Жыл бұрын
The Cowboys star is not a logo. It's a rating. 😆😅🤣😂
@bernie472 Жыл бұрын
Americas team is now Americas punching bag.
@mekorn29 Жыл бұрын
Keep up the great content, and go Pack go!
@nasis18 Жыл бұрын
The only other NFC teams not to make MULTIPLE NFC Championship appearances since realignment? Detroit and Washington. Good company.
@PoeticProphetic Жыл бұрын
As a Giants fan it’s incapable for me to feel anything but pure hilarity watching this. It’s like asking a Mets fan to show sympathy to a Yankees team that has only won a single World Series in the past 23 years
@nyr14 Жыл бұрын
6:08 Brandon Jacobs absolutely heaving the ball at the play clock IN Dallas is an all time Giants moment
@fwsauerteig Жыл бұрын
The so-called Dez Bryant catch was correctly overturned.
@Riley_Mundt Жыл бұрын
Just a reminder that the Houston Texans have more playoff wins this millennium than the cowgirls.
@tweezerjam Жыл бұрын
As an Eagles fan, I’m comforted by the perpetual Cowboys choke job. It’s a great consolation prize when we suck as well. But they suck harder.
@MrSayonara28 Жыл бұрын
Y’all were Super Bowl favorites for 95% of the season until y’all went into a downward spiral and lost to freaking Tampa Bay(a team we actually beat last time). Your downfall has been absolutely MONUMENTAL. Y’all suck way harder bro💀
@tweezerjam Жыл бұрын
@@MrSayonara28 you look like a chump trying to rank how much we both shit the bed. Whatever man we both finished in the same round. I wouldn’t be boasting about anything. Fly Eagles Fly 🦅
@MrSayonara28 Жыл бұрын
@@tweezerjam I’m just saying y’all do suck harder bro. But yes,we all are the NFC Least,hell maybe the Commanders get better than us…sike💀
@skakirask Жыл бұрын
How can a team that has not won a championship in nearly 30 years still get the moniker of "America's Team" when another dynasty rose, fell, rose again, and fell again during that time? Why are the Cowboys still the default team for bandwagoners?
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
And that team that rose, fell and rose again are named the PATRIOTS, and are still not “Americas team”
@bellacose3837 Жыл бұрын
"That was a catch" Under sane catch rules, yes. But the catch rules were a mess that year. The call was correct even if it shouldn't have been by any sane metric
@firestarter8202 Жыл бұрын
Don’t change the Cowboys. They’re PERFECT just like they are!
@HolyReality Жыл бұрын
As always, thank you for the wonderful video! You should be getting at least double your views in my opinion You have a great channel !
@jadoyon Жыл бұрын
The ball hit the ground in 2014, that is why it was incomplete. It would still be incomplete today because he did not maintain possession of the ball to the ground and it hit the ground. Very easy incomplete call.
@FivePointsVids Жыл бұрын
He takes 3 steps plus a football move. Just curious how long do you have to go to the ground? Not trying to be obtuse but after the second step he’s a runner.
@dtice69 Жыл бұрын
As a Niners fan who spent the better part of his teens AND 20s watching an absolutely dogshit on-field product, all I can say is that while we also have an extensive streak of not winning the SB currently going on, the recent playoff revenge we've been able to take against the Packers (*knock on wood, hopefully Saturday goes good for us) and Cowboys is cathartic.
@fortynights1513 Жыл бұрын
Niners hot take I have: If Steve Young doesn’t get hurt in 1995, your team repeats, and we’d be debating whether the team of the 90’s should be San Francisco, Dallas, or Denver. You had a pretty good season this year from a Seahawks fan. The second best team statistically to Baltimore by some stats I calculate, and maybe you could have reached 15 wins without injuries.
@c.l.freeman7654 Жыл бұрын
@fortynights1513 Nope, because the 49ers had a little problem getting past the Packers and in 96 they won it all. Only a non call fumble by Rice allowed you to advance in 98 but otherwise the Packers owned S F.
@fortynights1513 Жыл бұрын
@@c.l.freeman7654To clarify what I am thinking: In 1995, the Niners went 11-5, and they had five games where Steve Young was injured and didn’t play (Elvis Grbac was the backup), two of which were close losses to Carolina and New Orleans. I think San Fran goes 13-3 with Young playing those games, and importantly is the number one seed. You are correct, they didn’t play well against Green Bay in the playoffs in those years. However in that 95 postseason, Green Bay lost to Dallas. If San Francisco was the one seed, that matchup could’ve occurred in the divisional round. If Dallas had beaten Green Bay, then I’m taking San Francisco over Philadelphia (who they would’ve played in the divisional), Dallas (who they played in 95 on the road and beat), and I say they beat Pittsburgh in the Super Bowl and repeat. That’s why in 1995 I think there’s a world where San Francisco could have dodged Green Bay and gone all the way if Steve Young didn’t get hurt. San Francisco had pretty good teams the next three seasons as well, but in 96 and 97 I don’t think there’s a way they could’ve avoided Green Bay, and in 98 their defense was showing its age, and I don’t think there’s a way they could’ve made it further than they did (not just the blown call before Terrell Owens’ catch, but the Falcons and Vikings were both better). From a Seahawks fan, that’s a hot take I have about the 49ers.
@drcox012 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see a Niners fan acknowledging their suspiciously Cowboys-esque playoff woes. The problem with the Niners is everyone is willing to get on their knees and bob back and forth for Kyle Shanahan right up until he blows it in the playoffs.
@EmptyHand49 Жыл бұрын
@@drcox012 No way you think Shanahan is the problem for our playoff losses
@jimo-tx6385 Жыл бұрын
Calling the Cowboy's performance pathetic is a kindness. Thank you.
@EmmaBonn96 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for scooter to have to talk about it tomorrow
@dfp_01 Жыл бұрын
I, like many Americans, was not born the last time the Cowboys made the NFC championship game. But what's way wilder to me is that should the Lions win this weekend, only the Redskins/Football Team/Commanders will have a longer drought among NFC teams, the other 13 of which have participated in at least one conference title game since 2010.
@Yeagerallday Жыл бұрын
This vid came out before Jones confirmed McCarthy would return next season 😂
@matthewgliatto7339 Жыл бұрын
I’m an Eagles fan, and I feel sorry for the Cowboys fan base. That shows you how sad it is. 😕
@tweezerjam Жыл бұрын
Ehhh… maybe the texas locals but not the cockroaches around here. They can whine all they want.
@sjoldzic10 Жыл бұрын
I almost feel sorry for the Cowboys fans.....and then I remember the metric ton of shit that those same arrogant Cowboys fans talk every single year ad nauseum....and then I feel less sorry.
@xypherus777 Жыл бұрын
Don't feel bad for the majority of these fans. They're nothing but a bunch of delusional idiots who keep celebrating mediocrity year in and year out. I don't feel bad for the large chunk of my fellow fanbase because honestly they're part of the problem. I appreciate the sympathy, but reserve it for the few fans of Dallas that actually have some brain cells
@snoozeflu Жыл бұрын
Don't feel sorry. I don't speak for all cowboys fans but I personally would rather miss the playoffs 50 years in a row than support the iggles.
@Wargasm54 Жыл бұрын
As an Eagles fan you got enough of your own problems 😂. Spend your grief wisely 😂
@sunnohh Жыл бұрын
I hope the cowboys can keep this streak going until I am Jerry’s age
@calvinchan8511 Жыл бұрын
Tree's laugh in the background pretty much sums up the boys.
@erikaenander5374 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much1. I think I’m going to watch this whenever I feel a little down. 😂😂😂😂😂
@nathanielduncan4692 Жыл бұрын
I mean let's face it the dallas cowboys are los angeles dodgers of the nfl great regular seasons but choke when it matters most in the playoffs.
@fatboyjr364 Жыл бұрын
As of 7 hours after this video is out head coach MIKE is BACKKKKK as a giants fan IM SO HAPPY
@Egonzales85 Жыл бұрын
This was a great vid man. I’m subbed.
@kyledabearsfan11 ай бұрын
Man, Drew Bledsoe really had an interesting career huh 😂
@WheelyGoodProductions Жыл бұрын
Like the use of UTree
@Celtics18thbanner Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I turned 19 on the same day the 7seed packers beat the two seed cowboys. Yeaaaa here we goooooo