The CRAZIEST Country Music Songs! Episode 5

[@melvinyoung3474]

For a silly country song I would like to nominate Jlim Stafford's Wildwood Weed.

[@qazwiz]

Jim's WwW should be in every episode

[@bridgetdebourgh5698]

I let my 18 year old grandchild hear the Wildwood Weed. 😂

[@angiehull5518]

My all-time favorite has to be Marie Laveau..

[@sheryljohnson5906]

Of course ya need to keep the crazy country songs !! Loves em all ! ❤

[@connielyons562]

" I'll never Smoke Weed with Willie Again" should be a quote from Snoop Dogg, considering the fact that Snoop will NEVER Smoke weed with Willie. AGAIN!😂😂❤

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

That's funny!

[@Dadofer1970]

14:00 That's Jimmy Dickens with Brad! One of my favorites, and another great novelty song giant. Would love to see "Take an Old Cold 'Tater" in this series. Please do keep up the series and the rest of the channel too. Love it all.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thanks you so much for watching. It's why I do it. Seeing Little Jimmy was great and as long as you folks tune in I will keep making em'!

[@kennylamb7249]

Roger miller song you can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Yep, watch that one in the episodes before this one!

[@janestarr4403]

I vote for Dead Skunk. Anyone who can make skunk road kill into a song was a genius!

[@silvanamodugno4239]

We absolutely love watching this and reliving so many great memories and fun songs! Always had a lot of fun listening to dead skunk in the middle of the road.!! Hope to hear it on here!! keep up the great work!!

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

It is here I just cant remember which episode it is in :)

[@EthelredFudpucker-jn2df]

I was just listening to Marie Laveau by Bobby Bare a couple of days ago. It got my curiosity up as to whether she was a real person or just a made up name for the song. I Goggled her, and she was real. Interesting info on her in Wikipedia.😃

[@paulkowald4057]

In an earlier episode, you mentioned third rock from the sun. Another fun one from the great Joe Diffy is Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox when I die

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

There is no doubt that is a good one.

[@paulkowald4057]

@@CountryMusicTimeMachine also and I’m not sure if you’ve included this one in any previous videos, Garth brooks American Honkytonk bar Association

[@thomjones44]

When I think of Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox when I die i'm thinking of the movie "Weekend at Bernie's."

[@ericnorris1113]

One that always brings a smile to my face is 'The Winner" by Bobby Bare

[@rodneyclark9252]

...and "Numbers"

[@randy7003]

Marie LaVoe, Another Man Done Gone!

[@stonewallrexjackson3038]

😊😅​@@randy7003

[@stonewallrexjackson3038]

Ray Steven's I think I'm dancing with a man

[@jalyc]

I'm not a huge country fan though my favorites do go back to Johnny Cash, Harper Valley PTA, and Dear Uncle Sam. I thought I would listen to one or two and then he's saying "it's time to close out ..." Wait, WHAT ? NO, WAIT ! That can't be the end. I want more, lots more, now, RIGHT NOW. I didn't get my favorite crazy, "The Mississippi Squirrel Revival". Great job collecting, playing, sharing. Thank you.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thanks for watching. I think I had the squirrel song in an earlier episode.

[@thewindle]

Thanks and keep them coming. How about Roger Miller, Chug a lug Chug a lug

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

I love Roger!!!!!!!

[@angiehull5518]

I think I've known the words to Dang Me all life. Lol

[@marktwain2053]

That song was about him and my late uncle that was "This Other Fool".

[@jenaejenae-l3o]

​@@angiehull5518lol same, my dad used to sing in his truck all the time

[@joemcmillan2089]

The Jogger Bobby Bare Always a good listen...

[@byndyx]

There was "Numbers" by Bobby Bare. Also you can't forget all the parody songs by Ben Colder. Such hits as "Don't go near the Eskimos", and "Hello Walls". He was hilarious!!

[@mt3311]

My favorite parody by Ben Colder was Harper Valley PTA Later that same day. Putting the question to the bar, whether Widow jones should keep he window shades u, they vote yes, and he remarks, "beats watchin tv." I love those albums, I abe about three or four of those albums.

[@joyceibanez8207]

Red Solo Cup is one of my favorites. These videos are so fun. Thanks.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Glad you like them!

[@brucebrutsman4939]

I always loved Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalpost of Life

[@SCFgames]

I'm still trying to get the music director at church to have the choir sing this on SuperBowl Sunday.

[@qazwiz]

@@SCFgames LOL, i understand why he objects but i'd be funny BTW: If you succeed, give me a heads-up and say where you worship. I'll take bus from Chicago for support...

[@fredbarkerbarker9245]

The streak

[@Michael-cu8xk]

Wild wood weed, by Jim Stafford. Perfect smokin weed song

[@Michael-cu8xk]

Sorry it's wild wood flower

[@teschvalleyrailroad]

Keep'em Coming!!! A few more songs that were new to me!!!

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Roger that.

[@ElizabethIftner-Schlieper]

A really great crazy country song is, "It's Always Shady Around My Family Tree!"

[@TXSnowflake1447]

Of course I want more Funny Country Songs. I have been signed up ready and always waiting for the next video since I first came across video #3 then went back and found video 1 & 2. You answered my comment. Thank you for keeping ur word on Jerry Reeds Amos Moses as I suggested. Love that talented man. I whole heartedly love❤and very much appreciate this channel. Big👍. I grew up on these songs. I’m 59 and not ashamed to admit it. Another suggestion I haven’t seen one of my many favorites is John Michael Montgomery’s Sold! The Grundy County Auction. Another is Moma She’s Lazy. My step dad said it was about me but that was only bc I liked both the original and comedic versions. Never worried about his sarcasm but I do LOVE ❤ ur channel. Thats all that matters anyway.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thanks so much for your words. JMM is great and I love that song too!

[@terrystimpfling996]

I always like may the bird of paradise fly up your nose

[@kevinlesch9656]

Keep em coming! How bout junior brown - my wife thinks your dead.

[@Red-Wolf-Ben]

Nice to finally see Brad Paisley make an appearance here, especially with his own wife, Kimberly! For your next video, I have to nominate another Brad Paisley hit, "I'd Like to Check You for Ticks!" And of course, keep the Cleedus coming! I'm pretty fond of "Paycheck Woman" and "Waiting on Obama"!

[@ronaldguffee8696]

Ray Stevens made nothing but crazy songs

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Yep. I got a special just on his career coming up soon!

[@BladeStar-uq6xe]

​@CountryMusicTimeMachine Ray did make 2 serious number 1 hits! Everything is Beautiful, and Turn the Radio On!

[@jeanengstrom1267]

Another Ray Stevens sobriety challenge: the chorus of Shriner's Convention. 🤣👍💖🎶💖

[@terri-marie1313]

Just found your channel. I love funny songs, and country music is the best. Greetings from South Australia.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Glad you like them! And greetings to you and your great country!

[@terri-marie1313]

@@CountryMusicTimeMachine Have you been to Australia?

[@carlbarnard2535]

They're coming to take me away haha

[@kemmererkid]

I was lucky enough in my younger days of working as a waitress in a litttle diner in nashville. It was so much fun going to work every day cause you never knew who would come in. the names i could give you of people i was lucky enough to get to know. I had my favorites and some i didnt like but it was so much fun. They were people with extraordinary talents who wanted to be treated like every other person. It was cool to get to know these guys and to know they liked me.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

I feel the same and love reading stories like yours. -Kevin

[@jcat__]

Thanks Kevin for doing these episodes, loving the episodes, they bring back memories of songs that I have not heard or thought of since I started DJ'ing in the 80's. A pretty funny more recent song is by Ashley McBride, Caylee Hammack and Pillbox Patti "Brenda Put Your Bra On" The song about smoking weed with Willie always brings to mind of when Kacey Muskgraves and Alison Krauss smoked weed with Willie

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Great memories

[@jeepanimal2943]

I had fergot about Weed with Willie. Frickin' hilarious! I'm gonna Miss Her, it on my daily playlist, along with Friends in Low Places......... But, I will also mention Joe Dolce, Yes, the Shaddap You Face! guy) Ain't No UFO Gonna Catch My Diesel. Lovin" it daily too.....

[@jeanengstrom1267]

All Hail to the Clown Princes of Country Funnies...Roger Miller, Ray Stevens and Johnny Horton. Special mention to Diffie's I'm Gonna Hire out a Wino & There Ain't Nothing Wrong With The Radio. 🤣👍🎶💖🎶

[@lizchristensen5839]

Hi from Scotland. What about Johnny cash song flushed from the bathroom of my heart

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

That one is on episode 1. Check it out.

[@randy7003]

Leroy Troy... Ghost Chickens In The Sky & 5 lbs of Possum in my headlight tonight.

[@azsunnin]

There was a song around 1972 or so about a census ticket and I've been trying to remember it for years.

[@drivernjax]

Hahira was Ray's most favorite city to put into his songs. Having been to (and through) Harira, I can't say as I blame him. BTW, thanks for reminding me of Moe Bandy & Joe Stampley. One of my top favorite songs of theirs was "Honky Tong Queen".

[@olivelb4857]

Ray Stevens my ding a ling 😂 love it

[@geofjones9]

I thought that was Chuck Barry.

[@olivelb4857]

@geofjones9 yes you're correct ✅️ I'm getting mixed up with the artists the brains are getting old 😢👌thanks!

[@vandrewsan]

Have you done Pinkard and Bowden? She Thinks I Steal Cars, I Lobster and Never Flounder

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

I think I did Mama She's Lazy if my memory is working today!

[@ClintBago]

Thank you for playing “Where’s the Dress” just wish you could have found the music video, it seems to have been pulled from the internet. Clint

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Yep, I am sure somebody out there has it on a VHS somewhere but they haven't uploaded it yet. Just getting a good copy of them singing it together was not easy! But it's a great song!

[@williammay5300]

A good Ray Steven's song Ahab the Arab....

[@NanceFerrellDugger]

I love Ray Steven's, Barber 💈 Shop Song

[@teresahelms1709]

​@@NanceFerrellDugger Guitarzan 😂😂😂

[@marktwain2053]

George Jones- Nothing Ever Hurt Me (half as bad as losing you).

[@ernestcruz6316]

Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan's follow-up to "Tennessee Birdwalk" was "Humphrey the Camel". It was a hit on the Country chart but didn't cross over to the Pop chart like "Birdwalk" did. I don't think they ever had another hit. Love Brad Paisley's sense of humor, plus he picks like a demon. My favorite Paisley tune fits your list even though it wasn't a hit: "The Pants".

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

He is amazing with the guitar!

[@Richard-y9o]

Keep crazy songs going 😊

[@Richard-y9o]

Ray Stevens is funny guy

[@iamgrumpy123]

Bobby Bare- The Jogger Tompall Glaser - Put Another Log On The Fire Billy Crash Craddoc - Rub It In Hey Shirley This Is Squirrely - CB Radio Citizen's Band Slap Her Down Again Paw - Arthur Godfrey I'm A Truck - Red Simpson The White Knight-Cledus Maggard Bar Room Buddies - Merle Haggard & Clint Eastwood Something Cheap And Superficial - Burt Reynolds Della And The Dealer - Hoyt Axton Boney Fingers - Hoyt Axton Where's The Ruck -Dave Dudley & Charlie Douglas Highway Patrol - Junior Brown

[@iamgrumpy123]

Give Me 40 Acres - Willis Brothers Girl On The Billboard - Del Reeves

[@sirmojo4537]

And Junior's other hit "My wife thinks you're dead"😂😂😂😂😂

[@cathycrandall5264]

@@sirmojo4537one of my most favorite songs of all time🎉🎵🎶🤗

[@csi1392]

when i was trying to learn the saxophone, i was often asked to play the tune, far far away

[@KenMinor-ek1xs]

Shriners convention by Ray stevens

[@KenMinor-ek1xs]

Disregard

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

That's probably my favorite one!

[@billsanders5067]

Roy Clark, Thank God and Grayhound You're Gone.

[@randy7003]

👍!

[@tacksgmvs2070]

You mentioned Shania so I have to recommend this Cletus T. Judd classic “If Shania Was Mine.”.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

I will check it out!!!!!

[@TheRhonda77]

@@CountryMusicTimeMachineCletus has some really good and funny songs out there!

[@oldermusiclover]

THANK YOU for Lord Mr Ford

[@JamesMcCash]

More crazy songs

[@luimackjohnson302]

Amazing! Thank you for sharing this video. Greetings from Madang, Papua New Guinea!

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Never been there before but will be closer to you in a few days when I head to Japan. Thanks for watching!

[@pennylew01]

how about " put another log on the fire "

[@CarolBaker-bb1qq]

Tennessee bird walk was what we heard on our honeymoon, and always associate it with that time of our life together.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

A magical song. Thanks for sharing. That's what makes this music so great, especially when folks like you reach out to give the inside stories!

[@johanoosthuizen3797]

Loving the crazy songs. Thanks from South Africa...

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thank you sir!

[@KenMinor-ek1xs]

How about beer for my horses

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Great choice. If you keep watching while I do these videos I am pretty sure it will come up! Thanks for tuning in!

[@marcybelles62]

So many good songs! Keep them comin'. Now I have to go check out the Homer & Jethro song "Battle of Kookamonga" since I was involved in Scouting both as a youth and as an adult

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thanks so much. Thanks for watching!

[@reag_nicole23]

If you do another episode on this you could do David Allen Coe he has a lot of crazy songs

[@DrBrainroth]

I love good old country! Here's a few good and funny ones I love. Michael Gotcher - Shitfaced Again C.W. McCall - Classified Tex Williams - Bum Bum Bum

[@patriciawaldie9137]

I truly enjoyed this

[@evilgenius4213]

Pray for the Fish by Randy Travis always makes me laugh, Pray for You by Jaron and the Long Road to Love, Chug-A-Lug by Roger Miller, and I Like Beer by Tom T. Hall are all pretty great, too.

[@thomjones44]

Here's one you might not think of but it's funny to me though. It's the B-side of the song "Amos Moses" it's call "The Preacher and the Bear" by Jerry Reed.

[@outinthesticks1035]

The preacher and the bear was better than Amos Moses , in my mind

[@outinthesticks1035]

The other hand , almost everything by Jerry Reed is both humerus and good

[@mt3311]

He also sings a song called Here's tp the Horses. It is a similar song. Here's to the Horses that pull the Budwiser, Here's to the ribbon around the blue can. Check it out.

[@restionSerpentine]

Gear Jammer and the hobo, CB Savage "I saw Elvis in a UFO" "Billy's got his beer goggles on?" "270 something" "She was bitten in the udder by an adder" "Trailerhood" "Casey Jones" "Celeberty" "As good as I once was" "All my Exes live in Texas" "Save a horse Ride a cowboy" "The Shake" "Me Neither" "Honky Tonk Badonkadon" "Country Bumpkin" "Baby Likes to Rock It" (Like a boogie woogie choo choo train] "Almost Jamaica"

[@bf4744]

Trailerhood is so funny

[@VirginiaBailey-iq4ue]

Maddy & Tae’s song about taking a city guy fishing.

[@timfrederick9305]

The band’s drunk,the beers skunk and we ain’t got no wine,but come on in The Whistles Fine so sId a Mark Chestnut classic

[@marshaharris4268]

Love it. Please play some Vern Gosdin.

[@rosekurylyk1594]

Hi I’m listening from Vancouver British Columbia Canada. Rose

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Good Morning Rose in VBC! Thanks so much for checking in!

[@Dougwilki9192]

How about. The.Rodeo Song from 1985…….very funny but a little dirty . Just a suggestion. You are doing a fantastic job

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thanks so much Doug!

[@mauricejohns4768]

Moe Bandy and Joe Stamply... You always leave me holding the bag

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Love Moe and Joe!

[@davidhewitt6868]

Great country music from the Isle of Man in the middle of the Irish Sea

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thanks for watching!

[@DavidRevelle-gk6wi]

The doorights ray stevens

[@Turkeyinthehay]

From the Great White North where Willie's weed is legal: I Hope I'm Stoned (When Jesus Takes Me Home) - Charlie Worsham. How about Roll Your Own - Hoyt Axton? On another note, Moe & Joe doing Holding the Bag always was a favourite of mine as a kid. Let's not forget Wrong by Waylon . I love listening to this channel and enjoying all the memories!

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thanks for watching and I really enjoy doing these. I especially like when people mention songs I have never heard of or forgot about!!!!

[@GCrocker662]

Still hoping you'll get to Leroy Troy and Ghost Chickens in the Sky.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Stay tuned!

[@1exkyman]

There is a song that has someone crying all the way through that I heard as a kid I believe in the 60s on the radio as we did not own record player and cassettes had not been invented. My mom loved that song.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Not sure what that one is.

[@laoaganlester1728]

You might have noticed the tiny photo of mine on the side with the cowboy outfit and the pattern of my native Igorot jacket. Here in the mountainous region of the Cordillera, Philippines, we the native Igorots (one of the major indigenous group of our country) was influenced heavily by country music when American colonized our country. We love Country Music and we even have our own version "The Igorot Country Music" where artists sing and perform Country Music in our own dialect. Good luck on your channel and more power.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thank you so much for sharing this! I will be in Japan next week and they were influenced in a similar way, in their case due to the end of Word War 2 and the American troops coming in and bringing country music with them. Thanks so much for watching and god bless everyone in your fine country!

[@Nicole_Jewell]

Here's a few others I think need to be on the list "Trailerhood" , "I wanna talk about me", "How do you like me now" by Toby Keith and Tequila makes her clothes fall off by Joe Nichols, "Every light in the house is blown" by Cledus T. Judd

[@greggordon2798]

Welfare Cadillac by Guy Drake. My head feels like a football

[@bf4744]

Toby had a lot of good ones that make me laugh. Wacky Tobaccy is another one.

[@Nicole_Jewell]

@@bf4744 Yes he does. Sh**ty golfer is another one. Probably could do a whole video of crazy song just by Toby.

[@bf4744]

@@Nicole_Jewell I agree. I miss him.

[@Nicole_Jewell]

@@bf4744 I agree he's the best I've been a fan of his since he came out in '93.

[@MrTuber0001]

Keep up the good work, let's face everybody loves to laugh

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Roger that. Just writing these episodes makes be laugh a lot and brings back great memories when we had a lot of fun with this type of music!

[@normanlathrop6533]

Keep them coming!

[@kevincozens6837]

I'd forgotten about the Tennessee Bird Walk. Where's The Dress made me think of the song I Can't Tell The Boys From The Girls by Flatt & Scruggs.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

With the world today I think Flatt & Scruggs may have been seeing into the future.

[@drgerbz]

Also other controversial kinda country comedy artists like Rodney Carrington and I guess jello biafra and mojo Nixon

[@oldermusiclover]

hey great you are from Cal me too

[@stevejoramo8013]

Santa got a DWI by Sherwood Linton. Wildwood Weed by Jim Stafford, Cigarettes by Jerry Reed

[@kevinhickey807]

Very entertaining

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thanks Kevin.

[@paulkowald4057]

When you do that upcoming episode about country worldwide, you should definitely talk about some of the artists that came from Australia and New Zealand. There’s a couple that only had one major hit here in the states and I wish they had more. Kathryn Britt and sharea Austin

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

I will be studying them. Thanks for the tip!

[@CarrieMorrison-x1e]

Qualudes again by Bobby Bare

[@staceysmith1246]

It wasn't Charlie Pride that didn't like the song blue ribbon beer it was his manager and he wouldn't let Johnny Russell do it

[@leahosteen354]

I came here to say that.

[@BradSivyer]

I never thought of Red necks White socks and Blue Ribbon Beer as a joke or novelty song. It's more of a red neck anthem.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

It could be in the theme of red neck anthem or even possibly a drinking song as well.

[@rossgould8454]

Just a new subscriber so you have this song on your list but if not …YOU-CANT ROLLER SKATE IN A BUFFALO HERD. (Roger Miller)

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

I already have that one in an episode. Thanks for watching and subscribing. I appreciate it so much.

[@sfg902]

This is fun. Keep it up.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thanks, will do! Thanks so much for watching! Makes me want to do more and there are MANY songs that have not been mentioned yet!

[@drgerbz]

One of my favs a song a guy used to do at karaoke back in the day a song originally sang by a female but covered by David Allen coe idk will be able play but the kitty cat song but goes by a different title lol

[@johnglielmi6428]

Like the Jerry Springer cameo in that Brad Paisley video. R.I.P. Jerry

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

I do too. I love it when music videos add segments from sports, news, etc! Thanks so much for watching!

[@jojor9766]

An interesting story about Charlie Pride was after he moved to what was then a very white North Dallas, he was mowing the yard, and a lady drove up and complimented him on the job he was doing and asked what he charged for his services. He replied that he did not really have a set price but that the lady at this house would sleep with him. The lady rolled up her window and drove away.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

That is hilarious!

[@robertshipman-gt7wu]

❤❤❤❤crazy soing

[@jeanjacobs6616]

I love the song and I love the beer

[@WilliamBowden-u7n]

Enjoy your program.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

Thanks so much for watching. Have a good one!

[@brianwhiteman7268]

Can we get some international flair to these lists? Here are some crazy songs from Canadian country legend Stompin' Tom Connors; Bud the Spud, The Bug Song, The Ketchup Song and Rubberhead. Also, how about I Like Beer by Tom T. Hall?

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

You make a great point. Since episode 2, most of these songs I have mentioned are based on comments. I think it would be great to have folks that may not have heard crazy songs from other countries to be exposed to them. I am writing the script for Crazy Songs 7 now so one of these artists will be featured!

[@jennygabbard6421]

Froggie went a courten

[@autobotjazz1972]

I would suggest Mr. Peepers by "Whisperin" Bill Anderson.

[@davidheflin5628]

I love your vids brother. But, I think Johnny Russell’s “Blue Ribbon Beer” should be in the prior episode of “Greatest Drinking Songs”. Just saying. Btw , I only drink PBR. lol. I’m a little prejudice lol.

[@CountryMusicTimeMachine]

A great song my friend!

[@shawnwilson2696]

Copenhagen-Chris LeDoux Fishin' for chickens-Dave Stamey - also did Danged if I know (Bubba and the goat)