The Craziest Police Stop You've Ever Heard. Sam Adams - Full Special

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[@datheamore6395]

I immediately checked out the paint samples to find my true color after this video. Turns out I am "intimate white." It is pale white with a twinge of pink. I feel so feminine and way less bland. Thank you, Sam. You put a huge smile on my face.😀

[@reneegilbert2544]

😂😂😂

[@jesuschristiscallingyou953]

That's too funny! 😁

[@gracierodriguez4711]

I did the Hardware test. I'm Egg Nog in the winter and Biscotti in the summer.

[@silviamonz2062]

So you are a woman of color 😉

[@zenosgrasshopper]

I think we should all be known as People of Hue. Or maybe just Hue-mans.

[@truthmatters1950]

"Treat everybody the way you want to be treated...if you do that, your world will be whole lot better" Full respect Sam!

[@FKBUSH1]

Something about this guy... He made it feel very intimate. Like he was talking to us at our table, not from the stage. Very funny. I enjoyed this very much.

[@annedelay9457]

This guy is great. He has a sharp thoughtful sense of humor.

[@mybubbles5552]

I like his style of comedy. He has a very calming presence.

[@Mushroom321-]

Yes! 😊

[@FKBUSH1]

Indeed

[@SameHat88]

He has great flow doesn't he

[@Mario-ur8ti]

You are so right Cathy.

[@ArgueWithTheMajority]

He's kind of healing to my mind

[@SuperZytoon]

He is so down to earth and funny!

[@JoRujero]

"Hey boy, you gotta girl friend?" "Nope." "Well what you waitin for? Even a blind squirrel can find a porcupine underneath the Christmas Tree!"

[@kimberlyolivier6505]

Lmao at that one too!!

[@Madfattdeeb]

Sounds like a T-shirt to me. 🤔😂

[@saved_yet_so_as_by_fire]

I'm only 37, and that's how I talk.

[@taitano12]

@@Madfattdeeb Definitely would confuse history nerds like me. "Even a blind squirrel can find a porcupine under the Christmas Tree." - Sam Adams Edit: In fact, I think I'll pull that one out next time I'm hanging with them at dinner, when we start quoting historical figures. It wouldn't even matter what we're talking about. Me: "Well, remember what Sam Adams said about that: 'Even a blind squirrel can find a porcupine under the Christmas Tree.'" My friends: ?o.O?

[@tundrawomansays5067]

@@taitano12 I highly suspect based on this audience reaction that’s already happened.

[@nightowl2481]

I didn’t think I’d watch much when I saw how long it was but then couldn’t click away - love him! 😂

[@heidi681]

Love his mellow voice. This man has class, and he makes me laugh. Thank you Sam.💃🏼

[@Rameus1]

I am one of those people that never watches comedy in any shape or form. But, I saw a clip of Sam Adam and decided to watch a single performance. He is super funny and I find myself searching youtube for more. Sam, if you read this, thank you. I haven't laughed that much in years. Oh, and by the way, my true color is vanilla custard. LoL

[@Redhactv]

Calming, funny, wholesome. Thank you Sam, you're great!

[@carlaaustin6054]

I like his style of comedy. He's engaging and so sweet.

[@HamsaLarsen]

First time seeing Sam Adams and what a delight, I laughed so much and his humour and style are fantastic, more please! I especially liked how he closed out his show with the golden rule

[@JustOneAsbesto]

The Dry Bar, now serving Sam Adams.

[@aidentolleson6033]

o'douls

[@SkateSka]

Badum-dsssss

[@doteroGod]

Lol

[@douglasrowland3722]

I like Captain Morgan......Captain ?......CAPTAIN ??

[@briobarb8525]

Good one!

[@cosmicdarkmatter1128]

This guy is so chill, he needs to have a beer named after him....

[@TheBeginingGrace]

Lol Sam Adams... Don't really care for it but yeah.... This guy is the best.

[@constancejenkins3867]

😅🤣😂😎😉

[@TrishTruitt]

"Chocolate Indulgence" Pilsner?

[@breAnnasmama]

Cosmic Dark Matter hahaha

[@jasonyoung6420]

maybe a cider, call it Adams apple.

[@Mercurychyld1]

He is sooo cool. He needs a full special all his own. I love his calm, thought provoking, funny demeanor. Bravo! 🥰👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@funtaqa]

Lovely sign off. Treat people the way you want to be treated. ✌

[@briobarb8525]

All we need to say!

[@bphlatsax75]

@@briobarb8525 all we need to do!!

[@0oo70]

Bravo!!! FOR Gifting us with your Brilliant color-wheel census advisement. Perhaps plenty of us will indeed Indulge in it.

[@luigibros.5527]

Something DryBar doesn't get enough credit on their immaculate set design, bravo!

[@joeljackson2909]

I know

[@tundrawomansays5067]

Well when ya don’t have a bunch of brawling drunks around the place you can have nice things.

[@carolbourrillion1227]

Do.

[@hillcitymusic]

No lie!

[@kaylaray5636]

Omg yes! They really do an amazing job❤

[@lhyork1608]

I just love him .....finally a true comedian who can be funny without being vulgar!

[@annmariebarratt4213]

Al the comedians on Drybar are brilliant! None off them curse or use vulgar language. My favorite channel at the moment🤣🤣🤣

[@kimberlyolivier6505]

Finally a comedy channel I'm comfortable with allowing my kids to listen to!!

[@shuayb311]

Browse the channel for more.

[@aestice]

AGREEED!!!!

[@GazMatic]

Thats the whole point of the Dry Bar. Wholesome Christian Comedy

[@analozada9475]

Excellent repertoire...loved his calmed and smooth down to earth demeanor with a touch of pizazz. The color joke was AMAZING! So, now I’ll be headed to Home Depot to find out my true color! 🤣🙌🔥👍🤓😉

[@analozada9475]

Michael Freed 😂🤣

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Bump👋

[@guardrailbiter]

I suspect he frequently gets booked in Nebraska because he has a clean, non-controversial act.

[@irvinslagter8298]

That's what I like, exactly!! You don't have to be crude to be funny. To me it spoils the act. This guy was great, as are a lot of comedians on DRY BAR. He came up with some neat original stuff. Great guy!

[@NatandGeorge]

you just know one venue manager's going to ask him to tone down the racial topic!

[@tundrawomansays5067]

@@irvinslagter8298 Yes he did. I also note a whole lot of those people were so freakin’ lost they were in the Big Bad Wolf’s excretement and Goldy Locks ran off with the Tin Man to make a hybrid zero emission Brown Bear. It made exactly that much sense to them.

[@kristopherstegavik3741]

@@irvinslagter8298 just curious man what do you so for a living ?

[@bayoubilly5176]

Or he cleaned up his act for drybar like every other comedian on earth... The fact ppl don't realize this is hilarious. Clubs often have rules about not doing A or B. Drybar is just one of about a hundred dry clubs across the "dry" states. Most comedians have a "safe act" and even a "kid" version. Because they all can't be Segura....

[@Based_Goddd]

I hope we get to see more of him, pretty great for the first time I’ve seen him.

[@laurieashley2358]

Chocolate indulgence, papaya smoothie...funny and deep

[@jacksonfelkins5619]

These full specials are my breath I get everyday

[@enniemeanieminnie]

Someone should make a tv show with him. Like how funny would it be to watch him in the club getting dragged onto the dance floor, asking if she was named after a pill LOL

[@Madfattdeeb]

What a sweet and funny man. I hope to see a whole lot more of his work.

[@AngelaRichter65]

Chocolate Indulgence! I love it!

[@Mushroom321-]

😄😁😲👏

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

👏👏👏 Grace Watson

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Thanks

[@Biglongnpainful]

White lightning

[@Nunya_Bidnez]

Greatness is a gift and you Sir. have it. Awesome set. Treat people the way you wish to be treated. Great out.

[@jamesdorpinghaus3294]

This guy is freaking hilarious! Also the advice he gives at the end; lots of wisdom in those words.

[@strawberryteapot]

"Chocolate indulgence" I love it 🥰

[@JCSAXON]

Had me in tears. This is one of best performances I’ve caught in a while and proves why outta hundreds of subscriptions this channel is always tops 🍒🍒🍒

[@davem5308]

"his father the solution" LMAO!

[@kimberlyolivier6505]

Right!!!

[@jacobputtock-barnes8332]

Heard thebjokenright as I read your comment

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Love this guy, anti-identity politics 👏

[@dereklewis4321]

I did the Hardware test. I'm Egg Nog in the winter and Biscotti in the summer.

[@kathrynhamblin6479]

I'm Irish. Duck egg blue with stipple brush effect of tangerine dream.

[@GiftsbyChosen]

@Derek....... Summer I'm Chocolate Swirl..... And in winter I'm Antique Brown😊😊😊😊😊

[@setsirocco]

Every spring ... potato legs.

[@gilmourishgilmourish6205]

😂😂😂

[@garychandler4296]

Biscotti boi!

[@truderenken3248]

I love these comedians I'm finding, never heard of before!

[@sjpark8941]

I love dry bar comedy for introducing such good comedies. Best part is I can share this with my kids if they are good! Thanks for the good laugh! I will definitely watch your show when you come to my city!

[@RT-xj3of]

That guy was a true pleasure to listen to. Had me laughing the whole time.

[@dreacdreac]

This guy is a storyteller. Love his comedic style. Sam Adams!

[@justingrant4860]

Totally finding my true colour next time I'm in the hardware store

[@kimberlyolivier6505]

Same!!

[@marioforte4145]

It's only right

[@ShelleHolley]

Carmel pecan myself lol

[@dovehq1031]

"I'm off-white. It's a new race. We will prevail." --Mitch Hedberg

[@dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739]

I'm Mango Tango.....with a hint of Cheese puff

[@Eradifyerao]

"Nah man, not today - we off..." 🤣

[@rogerpalmer2824]

Very funny man you can tell his parents raise him right with respect for everyone

[@nuvey7939]

This is the best comic I've heard at the Dry Bar. I was in tears

[@TheSavvyRebel]

“I lost 9 pounds dancing with shafreaka!” 🤣 I’m never getting over that!

[@alexandraadams3569]

I love his message and I love his comedy. Such a brilliant man.

[@constitutiondefender1385]

I'm going to Home Depot to find out. Thank you. Funny and brilliant!

[@Aliecy]

So ... Did ya?

[@constitutiondefender1385]

@@Aliecy yes, but there wasn't any white as white as me. Still looking. 🙄

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Bump

[@jasonhowell8]

This guy is great! Is he the funniest guy that I've seen on this channel? Maybe not.But, he's still hilarious and I'd love to have him as a friend. His comedy exposes the purity of his heart.

[@breAnnasmama]

Jason Howell not to be rude but why not just say the kind words and leave it at that ? Talking about “is he the funniest guy on this channel” just wasn’t necessary.. everyone I’ve seen has had their own unique attributes and styles of comedy and personality and it’s subjective depending on , for me anyway, what message you’re able To take from things beneath the comedic Aspect but also , what mood you’re in in terms of being receptive to the content , as compared topically , yeah one could compare one comedian against another .. even on delivery of jokes and all that but as far as the entirety of it all , I think they all have delivered a very impactful set uniquely from all the folks I’ve seen featured on this channel :). It’s like last night if I’d had listened after two of the funniest folks I’ve heard in a while , where they had similar styling and jokes in some ways but split down the middle in terms of where they took it , both having what I feel every comedian truly needs to have at the center of all the either sarcastic funny observations and things called out or of all the punch lines and laughable moments , a message at the core bc all good comedians are imo very intelligent and perceptive. Many have known pain and comedy is such a relief in order to cope for both the one delivering the material and the listener . But the best I’ve heard all have a similar quality and attribute in that they make their jokes but the jokes all stem from an awareness and traits that are able to come thru in presentation and delivery that have a true foundation at the core... where it’s really most impactful when they tie their material into a message and almost sermon on life’s details they’re trying to convey , promote and at the center , put out there for People to hear and expand their minds and that’s comedic genius , schooling people smd affecting their thoughts and dshowing from another side of things in such a lighthearted way that folks learn to subconsciously perhaps , gain insight and opened minds to ideals or new ways of seeing things that have a good message in them and are good at opening people up and allowing them to at the Core , not be swayed to have to believe one thing and Adopt a one sided viewpoint that’s different from their typical way of thinking but rather than being beat over the head and drilled into their minds a way of thinking or approaching things or arriving at ideas from one perspective , they’re allowed to have their horizons broadened for thought in a conducive healthy way and if more ppl were capable to deliver their views with that approach , they’d have a better time and response in doing so bc rather than ppl being defensive when it comes to topics and opinions beneath the jokes , they’re opened to be more receptive .. so while if I’d listened to this set amidst two of the ones I heard last night it would have resonated differently, in comparison to styling and material choices , it was perfect for the time I did listen and that’s what makes the diff. Yeah I can appreciate ur words of encouragement , kindness and general feelings of well being expressed from the experience you had and everything.. I just wouldn’t have found it necessary to throw a negative into the mix by comparing the level of impact against other ppl bc he uniquely brought to the table his own methods and aspects of his way of thinking and his perspective comedically ,. which I respect .. that’s all I’m saying about it haha

[@duramaxdad]

Kri MD writes a novel then finishes with “that’s all I’m gonna say.” Love it.

[@doteroGod]

@@breAnnasmama are you sjw?

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

@@doteroGod lol'd😅

[@bayoubilly5176]

@@doteroGod U know Jesus was a sjw.... Probably biggest of all time. Think on it before ya meet him eh?

[@studiosandi]

I wish I had not already filled out our census because I would have totally done the color thing. That is so funny.

[@the1savagebeast]

Papaya Smoothie...I need to make a trip to Home Depot.

[@Aliecy]

Did you?

[@chelsvlogs5683]

I love Home Depot but i never thought about this

[@ciku-ciku7194]

Did you find your hue?😁😁

[@the1savagebeast]

@@ciku-ciku7194 not yet.😉😄😄😄

[@ciku-ciku7194]

David Savage don’t you give up now . There are at least 50 shades ( no pun intended)of all hues 😁

[@purdins1987]

I feel more comics should end segments on a positive note. That was great.

[@raceace]

Rebelliously smooth. Respect.

[@TheGospelQuartetParadise]

I just found Dry Bar Comedy a month or so ago and I spend many hours just listening to the clean comedy they present. I grew up in the era of original potty mouths [Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, Rudy Ray Moore]. So nice to finally see comedians who can be funny without be vulgar.

[@nymalous3428]

Love this guy! My whole family thinks he's funny. So glad we found him on this channel.

[@Mushroom321-]

"Because you thought i was Bill cosby".. 😲🤣 one of my top favorite parts"..

[@cheyennesemone523]

“It’s not a tuba. It’s a sousaphone” 😭😭😭

[@oneperson5760]

Now I've got to go to Lowes or Home Depot and stand in the paint section, cause that census is coming out soon.

[@kimberlyolivier6505]

Right!

[@anaderol5408]

This guy is the epitome of cool. Vengeance on nose and ear hair - brilliant!

[@crawford323]

It takes a special skill to drive junk. You made me smile and brought back memories.

[@TheHumanSpirit]

This dude's true blue cool.

[@rubadubmedia]

SO COOL

[@aprilsilvers381]

His parents raised him well

[@gmolinari2513]

Funny. Liked him. Race question reminded me of how I always choose "other" and put "human"...lol

[@striderm8389]

Good one!

[@phredphlintstone6455]

I do that too

[@leighhunterjumperz3038]

Awesome, totally outsmarted nosy BIG bro! I never thought of that!!

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Noiice👌

[@skip123davis]

this man is funny and kind. worth the whole time. gets me out of my head.

[@shifrabaila6673]

I watched this in my bedroom and alone and laughed right out loud!!!!! As they said today: LOL.

[@GuyPipili]

I had tears streaming down my face cause I was laughing so hard. I can relate with a lot of what he said. WARNING do not eat or drink anything while listening to Sam or you'll have to explain the joke that landed you into the ER! 😁

[@suzanvaughn4522]

“ I am a shade of brown called CHOCOLATE INDULGENCE!” MY MAN! 👏👏👏

[@tommibaker8836]

Ace here I come, I am picking my color! For that “other” box.😂 Of course if I get anymore “age” spots might just have to say speckled.

[@scruffy6151]

Lol good one

[@kimberlyolivier6505]

Hahahaha!

[@ThePatrick42044]

Well I can't be called a saltine, I lost my salt... Maybe at 41 you could just call me a stale cracker, I got no flavor... Lol

[@Ludifant]

5:11 So he performed at "the" hershey bar?

[@garybonz]

Good catch . . .

[@aprilwycherley]

Nice!😆

[@doctorlolchicken7478]

If the owners didn’t actually name their bar that then they really missed a trick.

[@GiftsbyChosen]

I saw this first on a clip on Facebook. Lawd I was sooooooo happy to find and share my true color. He even commented on my comment which made my day😊😊

[@TheDonutMan3000]

You can't just say you found your true color and proceed to not tell us. That's rude

[@GiftsbyChosen]

@@TheDonutMan3000 My apologies..... I actually left it under someone else's comment but not my own😒😒 I'm Mocha latte 😊😊😊😊at Lowe's, and Antique Brown at Wal-Mart lol....

[@WhisperGray]

How cute. Now I have to find out.

[@briobarb8525]

Wow friend...your Moniker says it all. You might need a counselor to help you learn to love and appreciate yourself as you are...rather than always needing to be "first" or "chosen!" All that screams...no love for self. :(

[@GiftsbyChosen]

@@briobarb8525 Bless your heart!! I'm just fine, but thanks for your concern. I'm an artist dear, so that's my name!!

[@jimpemberton]

Amen on the color business. I've always been told that we are all just different shades of melanin. In the Marines we were told we were all just different shades of green. All that works for me. I used to work with this lady that used to say, "I'm not black. I'm light almond." I told her she was all nut. Truly she was a lot of fun to work with.

[@breAnnasmama]

Jim Pemberton amen ! Also God bless you for your service and I totally agree with his message there. That’s what I love about a good comedian not afraid to talk about the things needing to be addressed but being able to put such a spin on it. He’s hilarious and insightful ! Seems like a cool dude all the way around.

[@alexadams1257]

We all bleed red

[@sirtnfol8476]

nah

[@cherylpoole3543]

Semper fi

[@donnajohnson3334]

My high school friend was Coffee with Cream, and I'm Chocolate Chip !

[@mrsdth1943]

"The Best Magic Trick I ever heard".. now that was a funny line

[@jackiehughes414gpg]

I didn't get that one 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️

[@hillcitymusic]

I died when he did that hardware store joke. Brilliant comedian. Drybar consistently rolls out the best of 'em.

[@Itsme-ts2nj]

I really like this guy. Funny, clean and so calm.

[@mybraineatseverything7404]

The toughest guy in the neighborhood was named STACEY?! LOL

[@OkaneHaus]

That's why he had to be the toughest guy in the neighborhood

[@lesallison9047]

.

[@bayoubilly5176]

Google Stacey Keach

[@jennyhdz6920]

I love the eloquence. He's smart as hell and clever as...ya know. Really glad I saw him. Thanks

[@jakepicard7858]

his style is unique and hilarious

[@juhlrayne69]

This guy is hilarious! I love how he is so funny and clean. I laughed till I cried

[@xothenaaparraga]

ONE OF THE BEST SPECIALS IVE EVER SEEN! thanks Mr. Adams!

[@DustWarmonger]

the 5 keys are so good to remember . as a youngster i'm going to remember that

[@petersiliekrause2203]

„The Solution“ for „the Situation“ had me laughing really hard! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, great show!

[@joelwateres]

Brilliant routine, great timing and all around good enjoyable humor . I hope he gets huge it’s never too late. He enjoys his job that’s obvious

[@hodyclifford9378]

This guy was effing amazing I really enjoyed his performance outstanding and wonderful

[@stanis8431]

and clean

[@crazysnake1096]

“Blind squirrel and a porcupine....” love it.

[@DravenZord]

Man. You’re such a breath of fresh air. I love how you basically open with everyone just needs to laugh. You have to be a blast to chill with, my dude

[@jackiecline3342]

His facial expressions and mannerisms remind me of a younger Bill Cosby, he is really funny

[@jant596]

Me too! I feel really bad about what happened to Bill Cosby. I loved his comedy, my dad loved his comedy. He was so spot on about parenthood.

[@deejay306]

@@jant596 exactly. Media feeding frenzy

[@bayoubilly5176]

@@jant596 yeah it's absolutely terrible he was exposed as a serial rapist ... Maybe feel bad for the victims. Wow lot of people on drybar surprisingly seeming Jesus fans who apparently actually Judas fans... Very odd ...

[@nomadicbynature007]

This was just what i needed after a long hard week... come home and relax with a good Sam Adams🙂

[@nellie3176]

Best comedian I've seen in a while. So chill and funny. Loved him!

[@viningx21]

Hi Mr. Adams your voice is as smooth as Chocolate Indulgence 🤗👏👏

[@TheAussieLeo]

This is a good man. I dearly love his message.

[@Mr.Mayhem]

I literally cried when he asked do your toes burn when you sneeze!

[@timothyfloogle]

Love you bruv! You're hilarious Chocolate indulgence

[@teekotrain6845]

Me made me laugh out loud several times

[@kenwilson2597]

And that's the thing... Race could be so darn funny if people weren't so uptight about it! I'm glad I work with several chocolate indulgences that get it!

[@ernestinadominguez7551]

I enjoyed you immensely! Love, Papaya smoothie 🥰🥰

[@wolfcub824]

And now the next time I go to the hardware store... I'm going to have to find my true color. 😂

[@dorothymcmahon9995]

@@wolfcub824 I know!

[@chrisread6103]

This guy is the greatest! He had me wanting to just hold him and his family...Wonderful Wonderful people!!!

[@sheilasullivan1950]

The Bieber punt. Can hardly breath I'm laughing so hard!

[@bkm2797]

How refreshing 'Clean Comedy', and a really funny guy. Thank you for the upload!

[@LadyAxe13]

This guy is awesome! is jokes and delivery, pacing and charisma is on point. I laughed out loud so many times!

[@nancywelsh5937]

A great human being. Laughter is the best medicine!

[@keosxcol3301]

Wasn't planning to watch this at all, but this was pretty funny man.

[@stuff4ever]

This is one smooth dude

[@charlottelaney4659]

Gluteus turbulence, best name for a twerk ever!

[@sorrito7]

Very smooth comedy. Great comedian. What we need right now

[@gailsmilanich9272]

Laughter is the absolute best medicine!!!