The Most Dangerous Joke Ever Told. Mark Christopher Lawrence- Full Special

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[@kedar-joshi]

"Knock Knock, Bubba" killed me 😂

[@robertturner2000]

Same here :) Mark is fantastic

[@marklarue7949]

@@robertturner2000 dang it,another biden votor.

[@marklarue7949]

@Mitch Connor because .my giant brain is oozing knowledge out of my ears. Proof solid

[@jakeetschannel2031]

That was when I had a "moment of clarity" .. 😂😂😂

[@pebblessladebedrockinc.9506]

🌬️I know right?!!!

[@MrLordbubasith]

true story: i lost half my body weight, everyone telling me i was doing so well and then heart attack at 29. i literally stressed my body into a heart attack by losing weight too fast. So just be careful everyone.

[@purpledancer4914]

That's right up and down new vessels then they close back and forth so the heart says make up your mind.

[@rhythmicboy]

Mann

[@quickchris10]

That's like Karen Carpenter; trying to fight anorexia, I think she had just gained 30 pounds or more in the couple months before she died. ``Heart attack,'' they said, but I think maybe her organs had been compromised during her long period of anorexia.

[@riftsplitter2159]

oof this is just a further reminder that if you are changing your body you gotta take your time with it

[@tashtash6594]

Me too

[@professoroflogic8788]

Laughed so hard I had a moment of clarity.

[@dvjfredmerc529]

Hahahaha! I see what you did there! 🤣😅

[@mikecavazos7098]

Just a spritz haha

[@graceamerican3558]

🤣🤣🤣

[@melliemel32]

😂😂

[@Bangalangs]

This special has become like a favorite book. I keep coming back to it as a comfort touchstone.

[@bluelettarangreentoonzy6468]

for those who know what Adventures in Odessey is, this dude Voiced Ed Washington in the audio books!! I am a HUGE Adventures in Oddessey fan so I recognized his voice INSTANTLY and looked it up to confirm.😆

[@BeautifulLifeWonderfulJourney]

I did the exact same thing I love AIO!

[@user-gm2ym3yr7p]

Wow refreshing to see I'm not the only one grew up on adventures in odyssey and ranger bill....lol Church kid

[@Lifes_a_joke]

“My heart started double clutchin” 😂

[@marshwetland3808]

Yeah, that could happen after just one of those fried monstrosities. Too much sugar in one fast, greasy, liquid hit.

[@michellesmith2420]

I woke up to this man , because when I fall asleep , my iPad does as it pleases . I was in a great mood the rest of the day . He is Barr none brilliant.

[@donna30044]

"Knock, knock, Bubba!" ❤ it!

[@lizs2546]

When I first heard the story, all i could think of was the batman comic "the killing joke" and now I refer to this guy as the joker

[@ericwilliams1023]

Never knew he was a comic..I definitely missed out

[@catc6050]

That was the best part! The way he delivered it too! 🤣🤣

[@gregggd9168]

OMG HAHAHAHAHA

[@blondwiththewind2598]

That line is now being delivered covertly in prisons all over the country.

[@kokoeteantigha389]

Lol! Didn't want this to end.

[@semja]

As someone who actually worked out, the moment he said 4 45s on each side I was like "oh....oh noooooo"

[@marshwetland3808]

Yeah, could maybe start with one 45 on each side, if you're a big man like he is, but no more. No shame in warming up with a naked bar, either, when you haven't been there in 2 years.

[@rhight]

One of my favorite characters on "Chuck." Enjoyable!

[@twofacedance]

I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR AS HELL!!!!!

[@HeadDetectiveLassie]

BIG MIKE! This is what happens when you wash dishes while listening to Dry Bar. You don't look closely enough.

[@masonstubbs9274]

Same

[@deannad9105]

I had my headphones on, doing chores, listening to comedy clips, and I heard Big Mike and had a flashback to Chuck! 👍😂

[@connorjl7]

Yes! Thank you!

[@BryanChance]

"Three teeth in the whole town" hahahan LOL

[@bobbierobinson6269]

And those were on the mayor's bracelet 😆

[@shadowwolf1762]

That part with Knock knock, Bubba. Loved it! lol

[@ivorycoffin1563]

He said, "knock knock Bubba" and I started choking on my drink

[@thegregitto]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@psychodeath7616]

This man is killing so many people

[@janetwebb2701]

"I killed a guy with a joke!..." I'm crying here! YES!!!

[@dewalt4594]

Hey Janet You are crazy cute !! Just sayin

[@dewalt4594]

@@BygoneZenith Why is someone a weirdo just because they compliment someone ??! I was being nasty I wasn't vulgar Wasn't disrespectful or rude Just simply told her that she is cute . I guess nowadays you can't tell someone they are cute without some loser that scrolls around on KZbin an instead of minding your own business, you concern yourself w something that doesn't have anything to do with you !! You must not have a life what so ever because there are alot of comments on KZbin that you have to go through and then comment back to. Now to me , that is a weirdo !! If I walked up to or as I was passing ten women and simply complimented them by telling them they were cute I honestly don't think anyone would have too much of a problem . Maybe one or two but I doubt even that many. They would probably say something like thank you and keep on walking or maybe not say anything at all. BUT If you went up to 10 women and started being nosy into their business the same way you just did me I bet all 10 of them would have a serious problem with it. Probably at least 8 or 9 of them out of the 10 would tell you to mind your own business weirdo and get a life. I can't believe that with all the stuff going on in the world today and especially with young children getting shot and killed in schools and all the other things that you could be wasting your time on maybe volunteering somewhere or complimenting someone in a good way you literally took the time to comment to me to call me a weirdo because I simply called someone cute. Sounds like you really need to review your life or simply just maybe get a life.

[@gypsyrain369]

Mark Christopher ,,You ARE AWESOME ! i WAS SAD WHEN THIS WAS OVER ! i LAUGHED SO MUCH ! Thank you for this share !

[@elizabethferguson7002]

" you need to be in school you don't know the difference between cant' and shouldn't" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead. And I have hiccups to boot!!!! Love it

[@jackace209]

"You still in school, you don't know the difference between Can't and Not Supposed to."

[@byhearingandhearingby6746]

"Knock knock bubba! We clear?!"😂😂😂

[@Bay-BGhost]

That was hilarious

[@sunderwood9321]

Sir you are so delightfully funny! Thanks for the heart smiles! Thank you KZbin!

[@justheretokeekee]

This guy is hilarious. "My heart started double clutchin "😫 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Shernicet]

"Knock knock Bubba. Are we clear!?" Literally LOL-ed!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MythicBeanProductions]

"This is why you need to be in school cause you don't know the difference between can't and ain't 'sposed to" That just about killed me I literally couldn't breathe for a bit

[@flixxil]

the whole being down on one knee and sweating butter ect part absolutely killed me. Every single part has been great so far

[@DvictoryIam]

Man I listen to drybar at lunch these comedians are something else.

[@michylmagdaleno6421]

"Big Mike!" 🙌🏼 this guy is hilarious in Chuck and in standup

[@shaneandangelareisinger9796]

This is one of the funniest comedians i've seen here.

[@silvabakx6396]

Been seeing this guy for years in movies, on shows & in every other commercial on TV, but never even knew he did stand up til now. Good job my dude!

[@alanreno]

Dry Bar has good stuff. I forgot about them.

[@herculydia]

This guy is pleasant, fun & funny! God bless him and his loved ones. "Sweatin' butter" ? So funny!!

[@donnanorris2939]

Herculydia “BUTTER FOUNTAIN OVER HERE!!” ... LOL!! 😂 😆 😝

[@ericdavis2928]

Go get grandma it's a butter fountain ova here

[@GeorgeTelop]

The fact that people comment on the jokes of a 37min video 19min after it is posted is funny on it's own..🙂

[@LordMaliscence]

They're watching it at 2x speed

[@WhiteUnicorn82]

@@LordMaliscence Spot on!

[@LordMaliscence]

@@daxbrook he's talking about people who comment on the jokes/quality of the comedy, he's not doing that

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Well to be fair, the jokes DID begin at the start of the video.

[@rualambert8200]

Oml it's big mike from Chuck 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this guy 😂😂

[@tomboyraider1015]

I freaking loved him in CHUCK 🤩 And he’s hilarious in here😂

[@Ikiya69]

When I saw the thumbnail, I was like "Is that Big Mike?" I didn't know he's a stand up comedian.

[@jaxtonjerry6685]

instaBlaster

[@dozierc]

When I see him all I see is The Buy More. 🤣😅. Loved that show. Rewatching it now on Prime.

[@thiangiPoonte]

Ohh.. I didn't know that thanks

[@joecook5689]

Um, his mom: "baby, dinner won't be ready for another hour, so take this ham.." bloody funny.

[@schadowolf]

Laughed so hard! I had two concussions slipping in the shower, I can relate!

[@lukaschandler7840]

It’s the “Toy Man”!!! Hearing his voice in this video flooded me with some good memories of Adventures in Odyssey and Ed Washington!

[@meggrotte4760]

I don't know but I asked I love all of the comedians on this app or KZbin channel. Dry bar comedy I never thought I would enjoy comedy again It's nice being able to sit watch the show that's not littered with profanity and images of things you probably don't want to in your head It takes a lot of creativity to make something that any person of any age can watch

[@Creampuffization]

When he said the bit about cats not respecting personal space, my cat decided she needed to sit on my lap

[@routinedisc1]

He said people ain’t even helping they’re dabbin biscuits on my forehead lol

[@BHTheKid5]

"It's your momma. I think you know the number." *CLICK* Dead.

[@jdawg119]

I remember going through Guinness World Records books as a kid and seeing “the man who can pop his eyes out of his sockets”.. this guy looks like him!

[@thatoneperson6594]

I know who u talking about 😂😂😭I can't unsee it

[@jdawg119]

Victoria Ross like bruh is it him fr?😂

[@shadowwolf1762]

I knew about the woman who can do that, didn't know a guy did it also. lol Go figure.

[@albertaeinstein9349]

Omg yes!

[@SuperLemong]

You just hit me with a flood of good memories 💚

[@nellanovi4155]

What an awesome comedian! Wide variety of topics and actually funny! Also likeable. Ten jokes in and you feel like you know him. Thank you!

[@kathyyoung1774]

This guy is awesome.

[@traceyowen4846]

Best comedian! Laughed all the way home listening!

[@ricardokelley4734]

No cursing, I like that

[@marissavarga9762]

I love this guy! He's so funny! 😂😂 Anybody else from Missouri?

[@musicartlover963]

STL

[@marissavarga9762]

@@musicartlover963 Me too! I don't live in the city, but I live about 30-ish minutes away.

[@emmabean962]

I grew up listening to him as Ed Washington in adventures in odyssey. This is awesome and also really jaring to hear

[@jacobwynn9555]

I accidentally hit this video and went to click off without looking at the name and I stopped and was like "That's Ed Washington"

[@asavita8745]

Lol same 🤣

[@shanewaltner3323]

I still listen to him as Ed Washington

[@sheldonmurphy6031]

Holy cow! I remember that program! The old school programs were the best!

[@tammyboodle861]

Wow. What a blast from the past. Childrens church era

[@verronicap6214]

All is so funny. The last joke i have to show my dad. He's a preacher. He'll love that...

[@strange-universe]

According to MDB he is a very busy guy. All that and funny, too. What a gift.

[@charlesschlotzhauer2385]

I'm crying right now 😂😂😂 I live in Sedalia

[@shahosh]

This is the South🤣

[@neen42]

Nice 🦷 😆

[@rustylee1836]

A few months in a small town in Mississippi tells me that there's a massive difference between that and a small town in Missouri. Pretending they are similar is by far the funniest joke this guy told.

[@kufresh1988]

same!

[@jefferywilliams8479]

Never heard of Sedalia but welcome

[@killer88901]

This guy was so dam funny I was cheering

[@cyndifoore7743]

SunlessK1ller n

[@martinaurik2189]

I can’t stop watching and watching it again😂😂😂

[@alanreno]

I would bet you have seen Chuck too? 😂

[@dawnclarke2343]

I keep coming back to this guy. Never tire of him. Works every time.😄

[@vasekvi]

NICE TOOTH is what did it for me 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tar-Numendil]

"One, another one..." I cried I laughed so hard.

[@minasowe5223]

Watching this with my 7mth old in the bed with me, and holding my breath to not wake up her up 😭😭💯🤦🏿‍♀️hilarious

[@GiftsbyChosen]

And then he said Knock Knock Bubba and I died because I started choking on my drink😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimleone5496]

But what a way to go Mark (laughing). Thank you for making me laugh.

[@ElinT13]

He is hilarious! I need more tissues for my laughing tears ...

[@annmcnitt8749]

I'm just dying here. 😂😂😂 Thank you!!

[@Heavenzvoice]

There’s a guy in the audience has a great laugh!

[@cliffchilders5820]

He's positive proof that you can be funny with out being vulgar!!!

[@yogurtbanana2124]

You killed a guy by telling jokes, huh? I believe it 😂👍

[@8-bitsarda747]

A lot of these comedians talk about "time out" and the definition of "time out" seems to have changed since I was a kid. When I was a kid, "time out" was standing with your nose in a corner for anywhere from 5-15 minutes, no phone (granted it was like 2006), no Game Boy, no nothing, just you, the corner, and whatever sounds that happened to be in the background in the room you happened to be in

[@spaace993]

I got like hours at the corner

[@8-bitsarda747]

@@spaace993 Oof, that sucks, I think the longest I got was 30 minutes, but even 15 was torture for a little 6 year old, especially when you could hear other people having fun behind you

[@donwatkins5851]

Kp

[@Daddyoftam]

"time out" for me was a wooden spoon on the backside.

[@shadowwolf1762]

That's how it was for me siting in a corner with nothing to do

[@calebfoster7148]

Everyone with prime video watch chuck. Hes on that show and the show is amazing

[@troll3296]

After seeing this, now I like Big Mike even more.

[@laannw4263]

Love his stand up and acting. So funny. Keep it up. I know it's good comedy when I'll rewatch stuff I'd seen before.

[@chrisheisey9654]

I haven’t thought about this guy since Chuck. Now I’ve been binging his standups. Great comedian!

[@Ckbtony1983]

I decided to go back and watch chuck... Today i get this in my recomended... I Love Big Mike

[@paulplatt5074]

That was off the hook Funny! Loved it!

[@TheAngiepangie424]

I’m from San Diego, and you’re right, La Jolla is a ritzy part of SD. I always thought I wanted to die peacefully in my heart sleep. But after hearing your story, dying from laughter, sounds like the best way to go! And coming back to life from laughter is a wonderful miracle!

[@tannerforeman2274]

That last joke about creation was HILARIOUS!!!

[@shadowwolf1762]

This guy reminds me of Uncle Phil of Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Carl Winslow from Family Matters.

[@ShredZ23]

Lmao

[@ckidso]

?? Fat black guy??

[@gmjones7537]

Yeah!

[@charlesbrown3911]

In the show Chuck, his cousin was played by Reginald vel Johnson....Carl Winslow.

[@jamesestelle7260]

More like Charles Dutton and Reginald VelJohnson

[@Narrow-Pather]

Laughter is good for the soul..😂😁😀 Thank you..

[@SaffronSphinx]

As a big girl from Kansas City, I would like to correct you... but I can't. Except to say the more rural in Missouri, the older the person, the less likely that they did have much education. That's changing, even if we are still fat. And most of us say Missouri not Missorah.

[@Ainaes-Feline]

SaffronSphinx He did say he embellishes his stories. So don't take it personal no one does. When Aussies, do comedy in another country they make us sound like hicks..We aren’t we just talk funny..coz it’s too hot to hang around too long and finish a sentence😉

[@SaffronSphinx]

Oh, I enjoyed it immensely and laughed a lot. It was just one of those, "well you're not wrong" moments. Not the least offended.

[@jhunsuc1239]

You do NOT look 54, I was thinking late 30s, and you are HILARIOUS

[@toots810usa6]

There's a butter fountain over here!! LOL Same thing happened to me at the Ohio State Fair...fried Snickers.....OMG.

[@skinchen]

Dabbing biscuits on this mans forehead LOL

[@googli300]

Fantastic storytelling! The pace, the tone, the body language and, of course, the content, all fantastic. I was engaged since the very beginning and let me tell you, it's hard to make me listen to someone non-stop. I was wheezing, man xD

[@jakeetschannel2031]

I had a moment of clarity and nearly an asthma attack! 😂😂He's brilliant!

[@user-bl9wl1po5j]

🤣

[@LookingForGodHEISEVERYWHERE]

Almost choked on a grape laughing!

[@kingMackson7]

I love it! This guy! hilarious! Awesome! clean comedy! Real!

[@nomore9453]

"Sweating butter" lol

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

He's great. Very funny. Good timing and delivery.

[@FullMoonHowl]

My reactions as a native Missourian from the Greater Kansas area: "Missouri is lying about being the Midwest." Me: Hey... are not. "Sedalia." Me: Oh, okay. It *is* pronounced Missour[ee] up here, btw.

[@AM-bw7hv]

"Cost of living going up, chance of living going down" is hilarious...

[@cski123]

True about MISSOURI.... feels more South when I visit there than Midwest....you gotta love their Buffets

[@shirleyminassian1547]

He's good !!! Hilarious, really needed this right now.

[@libertywalker3473]

I was just telling my friend that I was a emotional creature yesterday and to hear him end the way he did about eve killed me lol 😆 🤣

[@robertrussell9720]

He almost killed me too😂

[@hankspalding4433]

I love your routine my man ✌️❤️‍🔥🤣💯💖🙏 keep it up brother 🙏

[@bhutpaper]

"I let out a lil' pee" 😂🤣🤣

[@cupcakekitchen]

😁

[@thatweirddragonlovingotaku5933]

As a Missouri resident, I can confirm his stories

[@electrichellion5946]

Dry Bar Club oughta have that grandmother clock running. Personally I’d leave the quarterly chime and the hour strike settings set on audible.

[@esmokah]

When he was talking about cats, i had two cats laying on me

[@arglebargle17]

Dangit! I'm not 5 minutes into video and I have tears running down my face from laughter.

[@BigD1395]

Mr. Lawrence your an hilarious man brother!

[@UNCFIPP]

Im from Kansas city, and its slightly like he said... I almost died twice laughing

[@milacaibal3976]

Funny funny Big Daddy! You are loveable and HILLARIOUS! More power to you.❤😅😅

[@charlescanzater]

Had me laughing hard ! Thank you !

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Lmao! Holy crow did i laugh to much!😂 My sides are killin me and i am unable to properly breathe!😂😂

[@cyndifoore7743]

Rebeccah Herdener o

[@dumbbunny15501]

Hopefully not covid19...short breathing

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

@@dumbbunny15501 lol. Had covid. Im fine. Survived just fine. My whole family had it. They healed up fine too. I mean..yeah....being sick SUCKS, but It is not that big a deal.🤷 it happens. I don't know why every one is so freaked out. H1n1 was bad too ,and spread nearly as fast. Had that too. Same chances of dying. Came out fine then too. And I've got a weakened immune system. My breathing is okie dokie. Except for my usual asthma issues. This comedian is just funny. 💚💜

[@NotXboxiie]

this was the most hilarious time i had in years!!

[@2phreshkru]

He seems like he should be in a comedy movie