The Craziest Projects that were Almost a Reality

[@BlueJayYT]

NOTE: I always have some stupid mistake in my videos and in this one I was wrong about Brits using kilometers. While I knew the UK used the metric system, I did not know how much they mix up units, and apparently they use miles all the time for things like road signs and speedometers. Mentally replace the UK with another European country and the joke will work lol

[@EwenCarr]

We measure distances in miles, height in feet and inches, but small lengths in centimetres and swimming pools in metres. We measure weight in kg and g if its food, but if it's a person then lbs and something we call stone that no one outside of Britain uses, and no one inside of Britain knows how much one of those is. We're pretty much on board with litres, except of course for beer and milk which has to come in pints.

[@larbmining]

Happens to the best of us

[@Ale_ssandro]

@@EwenCarr I hope you are joking or at the very least exaggerating, no country can be THAT insane.

[@irwinblair5494]

@@Ale_ssandro No. They are entirely correct

[@DEATHbyCAI]

@@Ale_ssandro No, @Ewen is spot on, that is exactly how ridiculous it is over here. We measure our distances in miles but sell our fuel in litres, then talk about fuel efficiency in miles per gallon...

[@FreyaofCerberus]

The "Death Pyramid" sounds metal af. Making "astronomer who works on top of the death pyramid" the single most metal job in history. We were deprived of that.

[@pb.....]

If it was built I'd become an astronomer just to work there

[@anonimanonim2710]

Never too late to start!

[@Metal_Maoist]

Personally I'm pro death pyramid but anti observatory on top of death pyramid. Having a tower on top of a pyramid kinda ruins the whole vibe and also it's a monument to man's hubris

[@holyheretic3185]

​@@Metal_Maoistnah you put all the gizmos and everything in the pyramid and the cap is also a scope it would be amazing.

[@dearthditch]

I can’t imagine walking up 90 stories worth of steps. Would get your cardio in. Or slip and be added to the building

[@funfelplaying]

As a Polish person, I’m starting to find the idea of replacing half of the country with a waterpark disturbingly attractive

[@cyanide1931]

Yeah, we just need to use the right side of country (the eastern one) for that.

[@macaylacayton2915]

erm that's like half of Florida already bud. they seem to be doing well(aside from them hurricanes)

[@karolam1370]

I fully I agree

[@lorizoli]

Isn't it a bit cold around there? Wouldn't we need all the power from the Gibraltar dam just to keep your pool warmed up?

[@Remley.]

@@lorizoli just fatten yourself up enough to have the blubber protect you from the cold.

[@DD-kc6hg]

Yes, Atlantis the Lost Empire is an extremely underrated movie and is far better any Percy Jackson movie adaptation.

[@TheSpecialJ11]

I don't know what you're talking about. There has never been a movie adaptation of the Percy Jackson books.

[@justsomebaneling951]

@@TheSpecialJ11 there are, and they're trash

[@girla9480]

It's a great movie, but have you played Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis?

[@justsomebaneling951]

@@OLI-vx1md they're widely agreed to be a disgrace to the books.

[@GanyuSimpingDegenerate]

To be fair literally anything is better than the Percy Jackson movies

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

The death pyramid is actually a dope idea. Love the idea of a monolith dedicated to death looming over a cityscape.

[@mikitz]

Kinda reminds me of that hotel in Pyongyang. Might as well repurpose it.

[@HazySkies]

**Lavender Town theme plays**

[@frangotino]

easy, edgelord

[@FreedomPuppy]

Tomb kings be like

[@BoroMirraCz]

Settra: Heavy breathing

[@edwinkjellzahn]

I love how every since Sam O’nella took a break, half a dozen chanels moved in to fill his ecological niche. And they all rock. Props to you, Bluejay!

[@HisLordsh1p]

Speciation in action in the youtube ecosystem. Nature is beautiful.

[@DexteruL]

Please post the other channels.

[@zabawa444]

@@DexteruL +1

[@elylew]

Sam just made a new video, and it's beautiful. Did you know that there's a blind cave beetle with the species name ? (It was named to commemorate him becoming Chancellor, before all the...stuff.) It's actually critically endangered from people collecting way too many!

[@myself2noone]

The beast has risen once more....

[@Mrkabrat]

"Because all the best researches are fuelled by the screams of the damned" That's unpaid internships for you

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Literally, most of what Elon Musk does is Nonsense that shouldnt be build but probably will be. Adam Something and other People point out all the issues, but crazy-as-it-is: Elons Marketing-Department is literally so richely funded that it doesnt work to inform the masses; instead, people legit think Elon is the Smartest Man alive. The best Example for propaganda-success i ever saw: It’s literally just marketing and the experts are ignored. Watch the mentioned KZbinr if you’re curios.

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

@@loturzelrestaurant dude, I hate musk as much as the next sane person but you need to stop spamming comments.

[@finnsstories5256]

Fun fact, in 1910 there was a bill proposed to Congress to spend $250,000 on buying hippos from Africa. Then these Hippos would be sent to Louisiana to create "Lake Cow Bacon". It was supported by Teddy Roosevelt.

[@macaylacayton2915]

ok now I can officially call Teddy "Insane Teddy" or if I could call him that one famous jerk of a movie teddy "Ted"

[@finnsstories5256]

@@macaylacayton2915 I agree that idea was straight out of a SNL sketch,only this time the writers were congressman.

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

@@finnsstories5256 snl writers and congressmen are the same thing

[@finnsstories5256]

@@West_Coast_Mainline very true.

[@alexandergangaware429]

Columbia is still dealing with the fallout from Pablo Escobar's hippo collection getting loose

[@hwithoutaname3629]

Fun fact, the “farmland” that Sorgel promised would have actually been unusable salt flats and essentially a drier desert

[@princecharon]

Sorgel was a bit... optimistic (and deluded).

[@mikitz]

Which then would've spread all over the (fortunately) current coastline.

[@arcotroll8530]

Not to mention the huge increase in regional temperatures that would have brought the Sahara into Europe's doorstep...

[@choosecarefully408]

I was _thinking_ "hey, won't removing a the largest body of water for a region affect weather patterns?" This is like how the first DVD players had glitches that caused the DVDs to jam. The engineers who made them forgot that when heated, like when in play in the players, the mostly made of metal DVDs would expand. Just a very large d'uh that lasted longer than a moment.

[@tominieminen66]

Then let's just move our cities to the dead land and use the possibly fertile land where the cities used to be for farming, bulletproof plan :D

[@TheNinjaDC]

Funnily enough, Poland more or less agreed with your idea. The government started heavily subsiding theme parks to encourage entertainment and tourism. That is how Energylandia went from farmland to the roller coaster capital of Europe (soon to be, the world) in about a decade.

[@Pyrochemik007]

Is it perhaps next to the largest coal plant, which does not know how to use waste heat, and is lazy to build a cooling tower?

[@saltycadet5904]

Man, im do happy Jay is making it big, he may be new to the game but damn is he good at it!

[@someguyfromfinland4239]

Honestly im was so incredibly hungry for more sam o nella videos until now after finding bluejay, my crippling need for poorly drawn educational videos with corny humor is starting to be satisfied

[@saltycadet5904]

I just realized my typo, I can't fix it or Jay's heart on the comment will go away. The one time i get a hearted comment and it has a typo! Argh!

[@Iamlurking504]

The new Sam o nella, what happened to him anyway?

[@someguyfromfinland4239]

@@Iamlurking504 school apperantly

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Literally, most of what Elon Musk does is Nonsense that shouldnt be build but probably will be. Adam Something and other People point out all the issues, but crazy-as-it-is: Elons Marketing-Department is literally so richely funded that it doesnt work to inform the masses; instead, people legit think Elon is the Smartest Man alive. The best Example for propaganda-success i ever saw: It’s literally just marketing and the experts are ignored. Watch the mentioned KZbinr if you’re curios.

[@ludoviajante]

I was here when the algorithm first took your channel. So cool to see you getting better and better, this video is a masterpiece and I can't wait for more. Much love from Brazil!

[@BlueJayYT]

Yes, I remember you! Thank you so much! That means a lot!

[@daidus4689]

Mmh

[@ajithsidhu7183]

@@BlueJayYT please do one on the sikh empire vs duranni empire hari singh nalwar ji( hercules of india who killed a tiger with his bare hands ) and the great gama For your indian viewers please

[@piccalillipit9211]

OMG I just looked at his subs after reading your comment. Didn't he have like 5k subs 2 weeks go??? It feels like it.

[@janzvisem7193]

@@ajithsidhu7183 and do some puns about poland and leo the 3

[@matthewslentz5481]

The real flashbang was the mental flashbang of hearing IFunny mentioned online outside of IFunny.

[@somerandomyoutubeaccount4959]

I know right

[@joelfoote9720]

I shuddered

[@thepuddingking5204]

True

[@Gundolf14]

i use ifunny

[@matthewslentz5481]

@@baknator6167 Cringe

[@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082]

6:25 Team Magma: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@moseskimotho6618]

5:39 a true man of culture

[@priyan605]

I'm genuinely suprised by how good quality this video is

[@maxymorzeszko8344]

Surprised? Have you watched other videos of BlowJay? Whole canal is pulitzer material, or nobel prize idk.

[@BatCostumeGuy]

@@maxymorzeszko8344 BlowJay

[@masscreationbroadcasts]

1:29 London Mummy Cemetery 3:41 Gay Gas Warfare 5:39 Atlantropa 7:55 Don't forget it would become a desert in like a month because salty sea beds aren't exactly... Fertile.

[@sirrebral]

Meh to @7:55; the Dutch figured out biosalinity on land that was reclaimed from saltwater marshes.

[@macaylacayton2915]

ah yes happy gas, how can 1 forget that? seriously that was...................................something

[@rctfan7]

The A+ pun joke and the Ryan Reynolds fading in both had me rolling.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

I would have put David bowie but he works too I guess

[@desertdesmond6736]

@@Yuki_Ika7 any hot & popular celebrity dude would work tbh

[@johncatson6658]

@@desertdesmond6736 Any dude would probably... wait. I think I just revealed something about myself.

[@juliec5151]

I thought it was a picture of Kirk Douglas 🤦‍♀

[@bishopvida]

@@desertdesmond6736 it's working

[@user-gn6wz9fe1c]

I saw the original London pyramid plans in the london archives a few years back, honestly mad to think of the modern london skyline and how it would change conceptions of the uk. during the 19th century london also had the london necropolis line which was a railway system purely for the dead and getting bodies out of the city, the london necropolis company possibly has the sickest logo and railways station name ever

[@emilyadams3228]

The London Necropolis Line: where a full train is still a deadhead move.

[@Afrologist]

The British missed an excellent opportunity to become the first Necron tomb city. Also, ironically the Pyramid of Death would probably be the most enduring structure in all of England for the foreseeable future.

[@terminator3000]

And it would probably be the biggest tourist attraction

[@danielurban8343]

The LSAT joke was criminally under rated

[@thebestmedic1616]

Pair that combo with a riot shield and go into FFA you will have the whole lobby praying for your death

[@Dude_bruh]

@@thebestmedic1616 or maybe the mercy of god so that you wouldn't go to hell for using that

[@lexprontera8325]

I'm not an FPS gamer. Can somebody explain?

[@danielurban8343]

@@lexprontera8325 essentially this optic you were able to put on your weapon in BO2 would highlight and show where your enemies were

[@ON-O]

@@lexprontera8325 if you played LSAT + target finder, you were gay. Don‘t play LSAT with target finder

[@ComicalRealm]

"Civilization may progress, but human nature will remain the same throughout all ages" - Master Oogway

[@BlueJayYT]

Wisest words ever spoken

[@winggweeps]

Which is odd because he was a tortoise.

[@theskiypdee]

@@winggweeps he was an-inter-time-space being

[@vincenttt8289]

Fun fact: During the Egyptomania, they used to consume body parts of mummies for "medicinal purposes"

[@DD-kc6hg]

Yes , the powder was called Mummia. Come to think of it they kinda prescribed cannibalism as a cure.

[@andrewcuzzolino8277]

Also to make a brown paint. Because why not.

[@Rynewulf]

Funner fact: most of Europe and the Middle East got started on that in the Middle Ages- a continent and a half spent centuries cannibalising people's corpses :D

[@ConnorNotyerbidness]

And as an aphrodisiac Mummies are only rare because we ATE THEM

[@NazwaBricksZajeta]

what the fuck

[@Dr.Cosmar]

Holy crap, the death pyramid needs to be a thing.... It absolutely has to happen. Thousands of years in the future, I want some poor archeologist to lose his/her shit finding such a thing.

[@GamerGrovyle]

Build the death pyramid out of the coffins.

[@bardsamok9221]

Probably zim/xer by then ;)

[@hemah3360]

I found your channel from a comment you left on Brandon Sandersons weekly update about stormlight 5 and i don't regret coming to your channel. Liked and subscribed.

[@BlueJayYT]

All take any and all Sanderson fans haha I’m glad you like my stuff!

[@cebbi1313]

We don't just use the metric system in Britain. We use a confusing mish-mash of metric and imperial. Let's get in that plane that's 100 metres away and travel 100 miles at a height of 30,000 feet. The maximum takeoff weight is 40,000kg, how much does everyone weigh? I'm 9 stone.

[@Rynewulf]

I think that's part of the joke, it seemed too self aware to not know

[@mordsythe]

I was saying the same thing to my wife, lol

[@PoisonedAl]

Huh? Oh, it was in the part of the video I skipped over.

[@BlueJayYT]

Oops, I seem to always make some silly error in my videos! I did not know how much them Brits mix things up, thanks for pointing this out! Mentally replace the UK with Germany and hopefully the joke lands better lol

[@mordsythe]

@@BlueJayYT MUCH BETTER ;) lol

[@vladimiralexanderlagos1477]

Ok, I just intently and attentively paid attention to a commercial instead of skipping to the main content. Well played, Blue Jay, well played.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Literally, most of what Elon Musk does is Nonsense that shouldnt be build but probably will be. Adam Something and other People point out all the issues, but crazy-as-it-is: Elons Marketing-Department is literally so richely funded that it doesnt work to inform the masses; instead, people legit think Elon is the Smartest Man alive. The best Example for propaganda-success i ever saw: It’s literally just marketing and the experts are ignored. Watch the mentioned KZbinr if you’re curios.

[@100twistthethird7]

Your videos just keep getting better and bettee in every aspect, the editing is amazing, the jokes are really good (the lazy fucks one got me the most), and this topic is so intresting, this is your best video so far, and I can't wait to see what you have in your future, great job.

[@BlueJayYT]

Damn dude, that's so nice of you to say!! Thank you!

[@100twistthethird7]

@@BlueJayYT You're welcome

[@Foca-ot7pf]

funny bird :)

[@bradydoyle915]

Agreed!

[@bradydoyle915]

Agreed!

[@teentraveler1790]

3:21 That really was an A tier joke.

[@Swagman12]

that ryan gosling bit was way too true damn

[@thatonememe1835]

Filling the void left by Sam one historical joke at a time

[@NakedOwl501]

Did Sam die?

[@GordonJordanGJ4797]

What no

[@GordonJordanGJ4797]

He’s not dead

[@GordonJordanGJ4797]

He’s still out there training his Paddlawns

[@El_Presidente_5337]

@@NakedOwl501 No. Sam is just beeing held as a hostage: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppjHZqBodrCgfdE

[@thomasd6652]

@4:00 "haha no not the fun kind!" 🤣🤣love it

[@peachesandcream8753]

Honestly, the giant death pyramid is actually a really cool idea that utilises space. I think we should resurrect it and build it in the North.

[@taeilshighnotesinchain5621]

I see what you did there

[@lukasalberter9886]

I dont get it :( please explain

[@fuzzyhair321]

@@lukasalberter9886 a joke on shitting on the north with dead people

[@zero123alpha6]

Put it in California, it'll make it look better

[@Sarahbryson321]

Bradford, specifically. I hate the north, specifically Bradford.

[@tylerbeckman4326]

That iFunny shoutout in the beginning hit me like a mental flash bang, pun intended

[@Whyyougottabelikethat]

Yeah wtf

[@LordoftheNightWolves]

That was one of the best sponsored video segments I have ever seen

[@danielhale1]

The other military plans discussed by the general sound like they'd make a fantastic video all on their own!

[@Lely2.0]

Yeah... search up cia top 5 failures

[@HistoryMonarch1999]

“There’s nothing that can turn man gay” *Ryan Reynolds intensifies* Ah a man of taste

[@SecretSquirrelFun]

Ooooh it’s Ryan Reynolds!! I was stopping and starting (rinse & repeat), and I just couldn’t see the image clearly (mainly because my phone screen is badly cracked) (this is the second time I’ve watched this video, trying to identify the image…all to no avail) Soooooooooo, what I’m trying to say is…….. THANK YOU so so much FOR SHARING. (Sharing is caring) 🙂🐿

[@stagehits]

1:06 well actually you'll find in the UK we use miles for measurement of long distance. It all stems from the *insert esoteric historic reason here*

[@Fermifire]

That "Ew" @ 5:53 killed me! 😂

[@zcarp8642]

*ew*

[@ymp6345]

5:36 as soon as the picture appeared, I got an ad with Ryan Reynolds for Mint Mobile!!!

[@hunorszentpeteri1732]

Man, even the ad is funny. Love you BlueJay!

[@hubertstepnik8645]

always nice seeing my country being talked about (Poland). Great video as always.

[@NukesMark]

Ikr!

[@WizzardJC]

Kocham polski, bardzo dobrzy ludzie, mój kolega z celi przez 3 lata był Polakiem

[@potatojoe3449]

Actually a gay bomb would probably help Poland with its Pis(s) party problem 🤔

[@Justin-pe9cl]

@@potatojoe3449 I'd prefer a straitbomb.

[@incognitoideveloper9608]

@@WizzardJC translation for anyone interested (literal translation): I love Polish (language),very good people,my cellmate was Polish(citizen) for 3 years, (i assume intended) Kocham Polske, bardzo dobrzy ludzie,przez 3 lata bylem w celi z moim kolega Polakiem. I love Poland,very good people, I was in a cell with a Pole (singular for Poland citizen) for 3 years. Very incorrectly spelled but understandable and so lovely try on this horror language.

[@El_Presidente_5337]

7:39 I am actually kinda impressed how german he sounds

[@BlueJayYT]

I tried hahaha

[@jabo0553]

@@BlueJayYT gut aber es geht noch besser

[@somanken]

"lets hold back an ocean" "whats if we spring literally a single leak?" "hmmmm....better get that death pyramid guy on the phone"

[@MusikCassette]

0:25 Hey hydrogen airships are still a good Idea. You just have to build them properly.

[@deadhistorian]

It's incredible, the videos are short, but they don't feel crumpled and you don't lose track of the story from start to finish. And of course the jokes... "Why do we need a dam if we have land nearby that no one uses!" Share your wisdom bluebird!

[@SLorraineE]

I love these videos and was so sad there wasn't more to binge watch. But clearly life comes before video making. Keep up the good work!

[@BlueJayYT]

I work as a full-time engineer, it's hard to get videos out at a faster pace! But thank you so much!

[@deadrat7453]

@@BlueJayYT engineer gaming

[@scorch3114]

6:43 That’s 1302500000000000 gum balls in case you where curious

[@supleted]

The Death Pyramid literally sounds like the pokemon tower in lavender town, only bigger. Imagine the Marowaks in that bad boy.

[@hullinstruments]

The flash bangs gag keeps me coming back to this video… But the 5 million bodies gag is probably one of my favorite things in a KZbin video in the last 10 years. Seriously

[@PremSomani]

This is the first video of this channel I was recommended and damn man, you just got yourself a new fan and subscriber. Can't wait to see future videos.

[@BlueJayYT]

Thank you so much! I hope you enjoy your stay!

[@TheMascuz]

This is the first time I've been here for a new BlueJay video - and it certainly didn't disappoint. It's pretty mad how much progress you've made this year, and I'm glad to be along for the ride now.

[@valde2609]

BlueJay, you are making all of the samonella (and now bluejay) fans proud, keep up the good work! And happy holidays to you sir

[@TheCFD_Dude]

3:48 God damn that punch to my nostalgic nuts. Wasn't expecting a BO2 reference.

[@jgjackpot1546]

IFunny shout-out let’s go!

[@PinguinKeks]

3:51 hilarious

[@ia1870]

I like the constancy of the dad going out for milk jokes he makes

[@davidharms7546]

3:48 That LSAT + target finder reference is sooooo niche, I just love it 😂

[@alexhajnal107]

Can you explain the joke? It makes zero sense to me.

[@joeofcourse]

That Ifunny joke is so good

[@ohrats731]

I never heard of theses! The gay bomb and the Antlatropa ideas are just…. jfc 😳 lol. Um but you didn’t include the Palace of the Soviets so I’ll be waiting for part 2. Thanks 😘

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

Atlantropa is in the new order and it’s why fascist Italy, Spain and Turkey all hate Germany and have formed the Triumvirate.

[@mafiousbj]

Your animation quality and frames have skyrocketed and your are finally getting subs number that match what you deserve for your awesome content!! The only sad thing is that you may no longer comment or answer our silly messages here, gonna miss the smaller crowd but you have earned all the growth...and a proper Percy Jackson tv or movie adaptation :)

[@BlueJayYT]

Don't you worry, I'll always interact with my community ;)

[@mafiousbj]

@@BlueJayYT You Sir are an Internet treasure!! 😁

[@Somedude616]

3:55 of course the idea came from Ohio

[@channelname9256]

Fr only in Ohio

[@thatvillainjay]

This is about as close to a perfect video as I think anyone can get

[@Dragon_Muenster]

2:53 as a person who’s not a scientist and shouldn’t be doing any sort of experiments, this is accurate

[@minecrafthowtodude]

Okay, the historical jokes in this one were on. fucking. point.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Literally, most of what Elon Musk does is Nonsense that shouldnt be build but probably will be. Adam Something and other People point out all the issues, but crazy-as-it-is: Elons Marketing-Department is literally so richely funded that it doesnt work to inform the masses; instead, people legit think Elon is the Smartest Man alive. The best Example for propaganda-success i ever saw: It’s literally just marketing and the experts are ignored. Watch the mentioned KZbinr if you’re curios.

[@RealNaisuCinema]

7:58 this is a good joke but literally would be the first target during a war of any kind. Even angry criminals would think of this as a good target.

[@PrinceofPwnage]

@3:35 is comedy gold.

[@dominickathiravel9453]

BTW a favourite past time for the British well-todo is hunting game, including birds. Just letting you know Bluejay

[@keeksputels1851]

The UK uses miles!!! We use a confusing mix of both Imperial and metric depending on the context. The entire reason its called "Imperial" is because it was the measurement system of the british empire. Some examples: When driving: Miles, yards, MPH When running: km, minute/km Measuring objects: Metres, mm Milk and beer: Pints Other liquids: Litres Baby weight: Pounds n Ounces Object weight: Kgs Adult weight: Stone n pounds Height: feet and inches Temperature: °C Small areas: metres squared Larger areas: acres Timber: example: 2"x4" 2.4m long Elavation: Metres I could go on. It means the average person has a better grasp on conversions between the two systems

[@elijahjamesperez8936]

you are loved Bluejay

[@BlueJayYT]

As are you, Elijah

[@octapusxft]

The one about the Mediterranean reminded me of how recently we started to care for the environment

[@PouresMaggie]

Yours and lifamy's channels are my go-to places for informative history sprinkled with puns galore, I never knew about that Atlantropa plan, but you had me exhaling air through my nose hard with the OP explanation, thanks my dude. Keep it up! XDDD

[@eacalvert]

May I also suggest overly sarcastic productions and Jack Rackham

[@PouresMaggie]

@@eacalvert I'll check them out, thanks, friend!

[@cjelliscloudy5903]

I wasn't watching, heard the pause after "come on, it's not like there's anything that can just turn a man gay", and my first thought was 'A pause? What, did he show a picture of Ryan Reynolds?' It was very surreal yet unsurprising to scrub back.

[@samscopeproductionz]

The US military got rid of the gay bomb because one of the higher ups pointed out that the Marines exist, thus meaning a gay bomb would theoretically improve the quality of the enemy troops.

[@ShreddySteve]

Man, Bluejay hitting it out of the park! I love these videos, I honestly laugh audibly every time. Keep the great content coming!

[@Anonimus693]

It was kinda sad when Sam O'Nella left, so I apreciate that you exist, bud. Keep up the good work ;)

[@garyeyman1005]

were did he go

[@O5-hans]

0:25 think fast chuckle nuts

[@no_name4796]

4:16 wow that started well and escalted quickly!

[@ddable.]

DISCLAIMER: VPNs doesn't protect you Fully againts skilled hackers or at all from the government.

[@whoever6458]

I have been to towns in Peru where they literally did have some of these cemetery buildings, although they were only a few graves high. In their case, this was something they did more because of the sandy soil and earthquakes because it would be terrible to have a landslides filled with bodies that you had buried on the land.

[@verylostdoommarauder]

8:07 His name is Scrat, get your Ice Age lore straight.

[@giffordiv]

Good stuff. I remember reading about a proposed tower in New York City that was supposed to be nearly 2000 feet tall and was going to look like a giant cigar. Kind of glad that didn't happen.

[@zimriel]

The Lewinsky Tower?

[@giffordiv]

@@zimriel I think so

[@Biodeamon]

new years goals aren't abandoned, just unaccomplished

[@ElectroNicko_]

Honestly, the giant death pyramid with 90 floors isn't such a bad idea. It'll be like trying to find your hotel room when trying to find the dead loved one you went there for.

[@rustydawgt]

6:09 based

[@DinoRicky]

Bruh you have over 18k and no reply’s Ima change that :)

[@barteepage4109]

8:30 "If a collosal water park can't light up a place that depressing, I don't know what will." I mean, the Germans did pretty well...

[@RamdomView]

4:22 Wouldn't that risk creating a Sacred Band?

[@Bigdic6987]

ik this video is older but hearing him say ifunny is like an explosion in time square

[@fizzsharkson1674]

That LSAT with target finder joke was so fucking golden you gave me ptsd

[@alexhajnal107]

Can you explain the joke? It makes zero sense to me.

[@fizzsharkson1674]

@@alexhajnal107 call of duty black ops 2 had a heavy lmg named the last with a cringe attachment it was cheesy to use and irritating to get killed by it

[@Wickle-Pickle]

4:28 “-at that point.” Foreshadowing much?

[@user-BadUsername]

0:39 THEY KNKW ABOUT IFUNNY! EVACUATE!

[@ZapoleanMarketingMedia]

Fellow ifunnier detected

[@heblue08]

A fellow funnier found in the wild

[@beakbirdmin]

Detected🫵

[@jeremykinnear9786]

Lol, I have noticed how BJ doesn’t seem to like any compliments associated with Sam (god rest his soul).. I think BJ should take the comparisons as a compliment. The deadpan humour and niche animation style is not easy to do so well, by any means. Whether it was Intentional void-filling, or just coincidentally similar styles… who knows. But if it makes you feel any better BJ, these videos are good enough to have competed with Sam’s even before he left and created the void that these videos fill for many of his fans. Regardless of if he were still around, I would watch and enjoy your videos all the same. Congrats on the sponsorship!

[@thesisypheanjournal1271]

Because all the best research is fueled by the screams of the Damned. Love it

[@mattwaters9008]

yay the blue jay is getting sponsors, hopefully many more vids coming soon. only got a couple vids left to binge on

[@terretsforever]

Oh hell yes, early gang

[@rewrew897]

8:22 *nods aggressively*

[@jorgeadelprado]

6:02 apparently Portugal doesn't exist... Seems right.

[@percycahill3]

We don't belive in Portugal

[@zimriel]

Suburb of Angola right?

[@Nebulae-KUN]

@@zimriel nah spanish colony ☕

[@sondereve]

that random arabic sentence😭😭 “i fear for him from the mountain, his leave is long this time” pls

[@soggywafl]

Best/most clever sponsor advertisement I've ever seen. I thought it was the video for the longest time, at least until 0:44 :D

[@alexanderx33]

5:33 Should have been a picture of astolfo