World War II's Unluckiest Ship, the William D. Porter

[@SamONellaAcademy]

I guess I'm the only kid on this website who didn't bat around fighter planes on the mobile above my crib as a child, go my whole career drawing human bodies as single black lines with ridiculous proportions and all is well but suddenly when I re-use a P51 whose tail fin and fuselage curvature is a little different than the Aichi D3A I was going for everyone shits the goddamn bed

[@quinnmaulding7736]

Sam O'Nella Academy I guess so

[@james_exists518]

Wtf sam

[@mpinnegar]

Get your shit together.

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

LOL

[@corimemc]

I legit had to read this multiple times to comprehend. And idk why.

[@Choco____1]

I can just imagine he comes back after a long time and he's just like: "hey kids" Like he doesn't even acknowledge his hiatus

[@IndieLXXVII]

What if he says “Hey teenagers”

[@fridgeonwheels5622]

"Hey ki- uh... well, guess you aren't kids anymore...."

[@Halfendymion]

Or he could tacitly acknowledge it with things like "not since the incident" or something

[@101Volts]

@@fridgeonwheels5622 Anyone wanna put money on him calling a 118 year old a "kid?" I mean, he's not wrong (by stretch of everyone here being someone's kid.)

[@PencilSticks]

If that happens, and he doesn't acknowledge it on Twitter either, I will dislike the video regardless of its actual quality. We deserve some kind of explanation, even if it's just the word "depressed." That would be enough for me.

[@razorsaber2287]

He has awoken from his slumber once more to bless us with a small portion of his limitless knowledge only to return to hibernation

[@kadchwagner7116]

true dat

[@lucawhy6953]

^

[@macaronijoeski1740]

I know

[@siphi9987]

It's like the great cthulus slumber

[@92RB20Monster]

Thank goodness, I have been urning for this.

[@Boffy]

come back

[@jaydensouth4502]

Rip

[@zeelal3484]

yes

[@3th3r78]

You? Watching him? It all makes sense

[@crisjammer7415]

Yo even buffy wants tou back

[@Bayoll]

A man of culture

[@Dr.Legetron]

I just now realized that he made a god tier reference to Ghostbusters at 3:34 It was when Dr. Venkman said "Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria."

[@lenaboyer6981]

Incredible

[@larsvaahlmar1784]

Thanks, I've been wondering what the "Hogs and bats sniffing each other" was about 😅

[@seesaw41]

By one syllable off, that's almost a haiku.

[@AllieS87267]

i’ve been wondering what this joke was for years

[@person8064]

Thank you for your service

[@draconiclucard3738]

The ship was so unlucky that almost 100 years later the microphone of a random guy in his 20's broke right before he started talking about it

[@ghoulgamestalker4265]

Commenting because this is genius

[@eder7468]

Lol

[@ariancontreras4358]

It's not even the unluckiest ship. That would be Shinano or Taihou. or Any other ship that sank in less than a year.

[@bluenosedfish3839]

I managed to break my coffee cup and accidentally cut myself from the broken cup as soon as I clicked this video.

[@sagethorburn9821]

@@ariancontreras4358 r/wooosh

[@dzanina3836]

It has the same energy as: "See you tomorrow!" *Last online 5 years ago*

[@TheFlyestN1hilist]

I'm not crying...you are!

[@myhamsterflewaway55]

Is someone chopping onions 😭

[@thedoomslayer0590]

Why did you have to remind me of the countless times I've heard that

[@mirzatopcagic9609]

"NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS!" - ep. 108 of Sonic '06

[@beepbeepletuce4763]

i think hes in college rn

[@johnnyappleseed4930]

October 2020: “Man I am so glad I discovered this Sam O’Nella, I can’t get enough of this guy!” March 2022: “I really can’t get enough of this guy.”

[@serge4ntsnu5fles]

Yeah

[@hebajeba9677]

@@serge4ntsnu5fles Yeah

[@Danphiroud]

Absolutely

[@qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassdd4798]

I watched every video of his I cannot get enough of him either and now it's been two years and I feel like I'm about to die of content starvation

[@outatisater7943]

I am glad this guy disappeared, i never liked his commentary.

[@mikesands4681]

The only kamikaze bomber who sunk a ship by missing it. There's inspiration in that.

[@cheezebagz729]

The extra ludicrous part is that the deck of a ship is more armored than the bottom (though there is a huge chunk of lead there to balance the ship), and obviously most things in the bull are bolted to the floor for obvious reasons, so the kamikaze plane probably did MORE damage than of it hit normally

[@donovanulrich348]

​@@cheezebagz729the keel of a ship is more important then a mast. You can salvage a working mast from a broken one, like a motor But the keel is the frame, and you wouldn't put a race car engine on a broken frame. Same logic And before random people question "why not armor the hull more?". Physics, armor is weight. And you have to balance bouncy, armor, crew amenities and supplies And to make an un sinkable ship, you need to build it bigger then the body of water you intend to sail in Same logic in war You eventually add more armor then you can use effectively

[@fortissears5388]

@@donovanulrich348 "bouncy" lol

[@Gencrossbones]

​@@donovanulrich348 in the past though. Modern day you can get away without any armor or at least ww2 destroyers levels of armor because of the fact naval arty isn't the main weapon of a ship and you have to worry about missiles and if you're really unlucky torpedoes that's specifically designed to break the ship's back (aka the keeel)

[@LegoAnimations6370]

The day when Sam comes back teaching kids will be the best comeback of our life time.

[@thatoneguy611]

GradeAUnderA’s third comeback was pretty a pretty legendary comeback.

[@bensoncheung2801]

169 likes

[@bensoncheung2801]

@@TheDigileet A Month Ago. His most recent post is him criticizing a Pokemon post.

[@Vamp6]

One damn year

[@ratcrusher3251]

Hes coming back, most likely soon. He said he wanted topic ideas on his subreddit 61 days ago

[@birdword7894]

Most students would just leave the classroom after 10 minutes if the teacher still hasn't shown up but we've been waiting for nearly two years for this man to draw his stick figures again.

[@conklaved7242]

HAHAHA

[@simonpimentel4101]

Search up jake farm

[@thepenguin2859]

We are all proud students of the academy

[@d3_2009]

@@simonpimentel4101 I don’t want State Farm I want Sam :(

[@acrohasatablespoon1408]

@@d3_2009 There's a KZbinr that makes similar videos to Sam O' Nella that goes by Jake Farm...

[@FloweryOnCrack]

A ship so incredibly unlucky, that making a video about it cursed Sam with enough schoolwork to crush an elephant.

[@charlieferme5274]

Enough to crush Giles Corey? :P

[@FloweryOnCrack]

@@charlieferme5274 Definitely.

[@corneliusquincydavenportic1913]

Did the elephant go Ä?

[@TzarTsar]

@@corneliusquincydavenportic1913 no. You would have to bang on plane to make them make that sound.

[@hypersans6209]

a ship so unlucky, that making a comment about making the video about it cursed you with 666 likes forever.

[@dylonsmith8410]

We attend this academy for knowledge, but now he will teach us patience.. he will return when he thinks we are ready.

[@blazetino5713]

Dylon Smith Yes, lets not be pessimistic....... 😅🙂😐😕

[@thewednesdayshowwithmac1702]

Dylon Smith he died

[@dylonsmith8410]

The Wednesday Show With Mac what you speak is heresy.. bite your own tongue.

[@blearyhaze985]

@@thewednesdayshowwithmac1702 dude proof?

[@GraveMindII7]

I’m just here to remind you that still no video :(

[@sammaxgoof8507]

Things to do: •miss sam •rewatch all of sams vids •miss sam

[@damjanvulic8418]

Especially wen intoxicated 😂

[@nitrogenjutsu5178]

Haha

[@otissupreme7918]

repeat

[@Somewhereinthisuniverse]

He said he will come back check his reddit account

[@tristanbrewer4523]

Don’t forget missing Sam

[@aramkimodo]

For those curious where he went,he announced on his Twitter that he needs a break cause of college. So don’t worry,he didn’t catch urethra cactus or anything

[@neighborhoodnobody4005]

Oh hey! That's nice to hear! If you don't mind me asking, do you have the source for this?

[@tetra4664]

@@neighborhoodnobody4005 his twitter

[@neighborhoodnobody4005]

@@tetra4664 I figured. I just don't really know his Twitter, and I'm worried a troll is posing as him.

[@therealnoodledog6660]

Can you link the tweet?

[@thewingedpotato6463]

Thanks for the update :)

[@hotdogstudios]

Please come back kind sir. Update: thank you for coming back kind sir

[@cheefu6473]

wish granted kid

[@charlieputzel7735]

Holy Shit. Who knew we just had to ask nicely?

[@hotdogstudios]

I am surprised it worked

[@travisallen9689]

So all we had to do was ask him nicely?

[@SugarImplants]

Father, please come back, we are hungry, starving, dehydrated, we want to hear your voice again one last time. We are freezing because the heat in the academy has gone out, in turn our hands have shattered. Please come back, we miss you.

[@T3nMiDGET5711]

He will come back with the milk one day

[@Ivan-Manzo]

@@T3nMiDGET5711 first mexican empire flag, I see you're a man of culture.

[@T3nMiDGET5711]

@@Ivan-Manzo yes

[@oceanicmage]

Same with Vsauce AND MINUTEPHYSICS!!! There Hasn't Been A Video From Them For Suuuch a Looooong, LOOOOONG Time. Those are my favourites. Then there are many more. Like Also Nigahiga, a Comedy Channel I used to be, completely, ADDICTED TO. Please Come Back Kings(and Queens Cuz Multiple People For MinutePhysics.

[@Morlock.]

😢

[@Catman2123]

Everyone: “THEY MISSED!” Navigation Officer: “Not if I have anything to say about it…”

[@Alex13501]

AND I DO!

[@evancuratolo6734]

Sash13 LMAO I needed that reference

[@darkmoon1289]

@@Alex13501 I'M GOING TO SAY THE B WORD cap: That's racist, you can't say the B word! *clears throat* BANZAI!

[@guillermolucianosoto7118]

Cc

[@guillermolucianosoto7118]

Q

[@amberd8493]

I feel like an ex that never got over Sam, constantly checking his social media to see what he's up to. I miss you, Mr. O'nella

[@Jay-dt8kr]

Sameeew

[@sierra9828]

sighh~~ me too :^(

[@loganderochick3947]

You are not alone :(

[@kevonthompson1243]

Dont want him to turn like GradeA underA

[@kinghershybar4294]

@@kevonthompson1243 he came back and said he would stay then left :(

[@spirosnapspirosnap403]

5:59 don't worry guys he's just learning "actual animation" and will at some point upload the best animation known to man

[@whyareyougea5169]

It happen I happy

[@MixedTapeVideosNBA]

He'll come back when he thinks we are ready.

[@juliusnepos6013]

Yeah

[@chasemoss4484]

We’ve been ready FOR OVER A YEAR!!!

[@racekpizduskin3740]

damn, 160 likes on this comment in a day. Lot of people are hoping for a comeback

[@dougdimmadome1717]

We are ready

[@ButtonMasherReal]

I've been ready to hear his soft, supple, dulcet tones talk about the other presidential assassination that nobody talks about for more than a year. Do I have to tank the stocks of Conagra Brands to bring him back? Is that the sacrifice we need?

[@zdubdub5707]

The students of The Sam O’Nella Academy have been on the longest summer break known to man

[@bigbang0563]

second only to phineas and ferb

[@cvyil]

~104 days of summer vacation?

[@ciarahester4506]

I miss him 😪

[@JessePlays3434]

It's only been a year and a half

[@danpinnell7502]

Anyone know what happened to the channel?

[@pelafeco]

The world needs you Mr. O’Nella. Sincerely, The World.

[@thejanitor3263]

@noru noru ●~● yes finally

[@squirrels24seven]

No.

[@AWholeLegionary]

Za Warudo

[@grim9040]

i don’t wanna ruin the like count cuz it’s at 500

[@squirrels24seven]

@@grim9040 sike

[@smnthatj]

the day he returns (if ever) will be the happiest day of my life

[@Dark139hunter]

Guess today is the happiest day of your life then

[@smnthatj]

@@Dark139hunter YES IT IS! THANK YOU FOR NOTIFYING ME OF THIS! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

[@level_d4309]

Good ending :)

[@bear2710]

Boy do I got news for you

[@vaethe]

Buckle up boys, it’s almost the one year anniversary of this video. Either he will come back in a blaze of glory or our hope will slowly dissipate in the sea of mourning.

[@galaxywolf8444]

bois*

[@DiabeticDingus]

bill wurtz did that so...

[@tomorrowlimit6999]

I can bring the cake

[@Wormy0172]

Yeah but Bill Wurtz was open about how he planned to come back in a year anyway. Nothing from Sam afaik.

[@Volcanic0]

Hopefully he comes back like fearless and bill wirtz

[@dvtye3378]

"But we are sending you and the rest of Carnival Cruiseline..." That's comedy gold.

[@jplayzow]

they were comedy uranium

[@Welsh7133]

!? Comedy Thorium*

[@jplayzow]

@@Welsh7133 thorium is less radioactive so no uranium I knew what I was saying this ship radiates poor fortune even unto sam

[@shavedhomersimpson742]

Btw guys, Sam's not dead. He just had a lot of stress with his school and is trying his best to make new content some time in the future. He wrote it in a tweet from May 9th, so don't worry too much.

[@DawnOfChill]

**yes**

[@jepi1228]

Ok thx

[@shavedhomersimpson742]

@@jepi1228 You're welcome

[@Tangerine9407]

Hey that my bday!

[@juno7424]

Aw, I hope he gets better, these are the most stressful moments of my life because of covid and beginning uni soon, can’t imagine how it must be for Sam

[@AnthonyHernandez-tr4sl]

Sam I am 28 years old. I have recently went through loosing technoblade as a content creator. And I know you are fine and I'm so happy you got another job and all is well. I love to hear about all these good things that happened to you. I just ask for you to please give us an update and let us all have a bitter sweet final tear filled laugh with you and your nonsinisical humor. You have been part of my house hold for years. I show your videos to my friends and my family has already watched everything. I re-watch all the time and I just would really appreciate some closure for the channel.

[@waltercommunitycollege1615]

aint no way a 28 year old wrote this

[@l3ftward]

here i thought that i'd never find someone who is experiencing the same this i am in this comment section

[@gassug2]

@@waltercommunitycollege1615 second language prob

[@waltercommunitycollege1615]

@@gassug2 Or the person is just simply lying about their age

[@donttrip2366]

Go touch grass

[@The_Marsh_Fellow]

"Any ideas for future videos" literally anything at this point

[@TIS_Plays]

anything just a simple hey kids would do nicely

[@russellgriffin8409]

I would watch him clean a bathroom, I just want him back

[@WickedPhase]

sourcreampringles More swiss miss instant piss videos

[@elijahevo6859]

He no longer is uploading rip

[@russellgriffin8409]

@@elijahevo6859 he just went to uni

[@yamibakura8597]

"Except for you, you're going to clown college." My sides, O'Nella, what have you done to them?

[@leonlawson2196]

Oh haha. What a rascal

[@potbrain8407]

He’s pulling a classic dad move. He’s just getting milk from the store

[@Bananoker]

Guess we gotta win the lottery to get him back

[@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038]

I got bad news for you bro....

[@idkname8237]

@@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 what is it

[@y2hy2h45]

@@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 what is it

[@boogeytime686]

Ya man

[@mettatonsagent7541]

I can’t believe the Willie D did so much damage while pulling out

[@RW77777777]

I did not have those relations

[@riderstrano783]

5:18 made me laugh so hard I’m getting light headed But you forgot that after the thing with the Iowa, every other us ship greeted the willie with “don’t shoot, we’re republicans”

[@PinkBunnyCorporation]

I don't care if this is true or not, it made me laugh.

[@ritagasper1958]

Dude, I just realised that the Iowa is one of the worlds biggest battleships lol

[@iMajoraGaming]

@@ritagasper1958 she was also the last bb to serve in the world, she was around until like the 80s

[@appa609]

Rita Gasper pride of the US Navy

[@Scomp64]

Fucking hell I'm wheezing. That 'Banzai' annihilated me.

[@agentbox4532]

When Sam comes back, there's gonna be a huge celebration. A celebration so huge that it'll be a noteworthy historical event.

[@basicallyhowto4108]

Your not wrong

[@M808B_Scorpion]

Sam’s not coming back I don’t think

[@Blahaj_Gaming847]

@@M808B_Scorpion i dont think that youre right

[@M808B_Scorpion]

@@Blahaj_Gaming847 I don’t know he’s gone for a whole year I don’t see why he would just reappear

[@Blahaj_Gaming847]

@@M808B_Scorpion what happenes to bill wurtz?

[@maogaming6759]

dang even after a year the anticipation for his return is quite strong. kudos to yall

[@notme8096]

Yeah no I lost hope. I’m just rewatching

[@vicarsita5510]

Yeah, the community is extremely good

[@pandersperson4953]

Well be waiting.

[@jonathanmeza6527]

Just waiting

[@mrmeme9460]

Damn 4 days ago

[@Nooby-hx4gv]

1:45, im pretty sure he was testing the radio sound and forget to switch back to his normal voice which is why the entire video sounds like it was made at the start of his channel

[@peopleperson8093]

This is taking the, “I’m going to get milk,” to a whole another level

[@whereslenny5114]

Lmao

[@maixe13]

I think he’s doing the side quests that’s why it’s taking him so long to get the milk

[@martinez_941d]

why is your profile pic green if your name is purple person

[@Lilyofthevalley1888]

@@martinez_941d are u colorblind? Or am i colorblind cuz i think it's red

[@nullvalue9901]

@@Lilyofthevalley1888 it is red

[@Leg3nd-27]

Sam has taught us everything we need to know to survive. He’ll only come back when the world truly needs his knowledge again.

[@ingreedzz5204]

learned:used 2 swiss miss packet to make hot chocolate perfectly

[@Flaystray]

I need it now, so...

[@PhylisYeet]

Learned: Elephants go ÄÙÊ! when you bang on metal.

[@jvpro2076]

I mean I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds so what other knowledge do I need?

[@cypherriser7477]

Have you checked out his deleted videos? He has 3, Facts about Sigmund Freud (says the n-word), The Crimean war (supposedly inaccurate but that’s all I know) and the weirdest of them all, surrealism (made to make you uncomfortable)

[@seankelly3171]

He’s not gone, the academy just got shut down cause of corona, he’ll be back, the academy will open again

[@12spooncicle]

🥺

[@Hoodlin]

OOOOOOOOOooooh!

[@LuperisNone]

October or November?

[@NewWaveEnthusiast]

:(

[@nickelbygames7787]

He needs to do online school

[@GageisGreat12]

Just realized “Humid sacks of rice, hogs and bats sniffing each other, massive stereos” is a reference to bill murrays line in Ghostbusters. “Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!”

[@blankyboi1040]

Was that it!? I genuinely just thought he was shitposting Sam-style and didn't think anything of it

[@divinepticulid]

guys he's not dead, just really busy :( on may 9th he posted on his twitter, "sorry for vanishing for months on end, school just sucks. Expect something or other at some point soonish" ... we miss him and its sad but he have to understand how difficult it must be to manage a youtube channel, school, and life with the whole pandemic.

[@Hasmo_]

I see

[@michaelshmykel6063]

Oh thank god, just gotta make sure he's alive

[@InvalidUser_]

That's great news I thought he quit

[@theimmortalfroge2681]

Oh ok thx

[@wolfthing468]

Yes but he hasn't been active on Twitter since June 4th

[@NovaStorm93]

4:14 Due to budget cuts, Sam has to cut and paste Roosevelt's arm, severing all the bones and muscles, leaving his hand on the chair.

[@colinadams5419]

I like the sound effect it made when he snapped it back in

[@quinnturner3186]

How can Sam O Neil have budget cuts?

[@Diavolofromanotherwarudo]

Bold of you to assume he had bones and muscles in the first place

[@MatthewChenIsAwesome]

I mean, that was just his hand. If surgeon simulator taught me anything, he'll live

[@TheMarcelinee]

oh my

[@swagifier1170]

Imagine going about everyday life and remembering you have a youtube channel with nearly 3 million people wondering where you have been for the past year

[@jondaniels4325]

He walks among us, though we don't know who is him. Think about this next time you're out running an errand. The young lad whom you pass in the frozen foods section.......could be Sam

[@neilb143]

@@jondaniels4325 I mean only people living in Delaware

[@noobmaster1186]

@@jondaniels4325 AMONG US SUS

[@alkalinepineapples733]

@@jondaniels4325 He walks WHERE?

[@therealslimshitty5186]

@@noobmaster1186 cring

[@nikhilpabelkar4191]

It's been a few months since Sam popped up again. I never knew about him until Reddit absolutely crashed knowing that he was back. I've been binge watching his videos everyday and it's awesome! This video was also hilarious. He deserves the throne and the crown 🫅.

[@yharr3789]

Guys he's fine. He just got arrested for playing Fish Jenga, he'll come back when his sentence is up. Update: After reviewing the case, the court decided that sam was in fact not handling fish in suspicious circumstances. Sam is a free man

[@nathan7043]

Have no fear, he will return

[@macamud6043]

OHHH NNNOOO FIIISSSHH JENGA HASSS AA DEEAATH SEnTAnCe

[@crypt5129]

Unlawful porcupine sex

[@liambenson]

@@crypt5129 guys guys guys it’s cool: i’m actually a hedgehog

[@kingcharmander7186]

Whats fish jenga

[@tenfourapricot5381]

The current lesson he’s teaching is patience. And oh boi, is he trying mine.

[@iulia5665]

Same ToT

[@Reiikz]

I, followed a youtuber for 8 years till they magically appeared back out of no where, after 8 fucking years of inactivity on all media... I hope that's not the case for this guy... :v he's too cool to wait 8 years

[@octavianjoseph8633]

@@Reiikz That sounds like... hell. who could that possibly be?

[@basicallyhowto4108]

Worst lesson yet

[@ryanr1945]

This is worse than waiting for a new season of a show, he may never come back. I've never cared so much about a youtuber or a celebrities welfare before, like dude where are you? Are you okay? Do we need to send help?

[@eep_eep]

he's gonna come back as an 80 year old man and be like, "sorry for the short hiatus, forgot my password lol" and we'll all come running back like the desperate starving street rats we are for that sweet sweet content and you damn well know it edit: he’s back. he sounds a bit young for 80

[@mastershifu8151]

I hope you can toot properlyt

[@meemeleem]

my theory is he’s working on a one hour long supervideo with revised animation

[@joshuakennedy7122]

Damn straight

[@gj5748]

Yeah

[@erihgioqe3798]

Everyone here will live to see that day out of hope and spite

[@rickandmortyfan649]

I love seeing the comments from 1 year ago missing him when he's back now

[@TheRyanH.]

FYI, just from a simple Google search of "where is Sam onella" and reading the first reddit that came up, seems Sammy Boi is just dealing with school and possibly dealing with his job after school. His most recent activity (that I saw on the aforementioned reddit thread) was that he replied to someone asking after his wellbeing that "it's okay, school just sucks and is eating up all my time". Sam-e is just living his life unlike us chumps who come back to this specific video and even do Google searches to see if he's fine.

[@isaiahjerue6564]

Maybe one day he shall return when he is needed most

[@Rastafarianinja]

That page has been up for a while with no new info. The pandemic changed a lot of things for people, and I’m not so sure that Sam is in the same state of mind to be a content creator now. Sam was in college when this video was posted, I was also still in college when this video was posted. I’m now a year removed from obtaining my bachelors and so much has changed in such little time, I no longer have a lot of time for many of the things that occupied my time during the day before, and I think Sam has the same issue now.

[@Hidden_Seeker_]

He has 4 million subs and a devoted following. The bozo could just drop out and do this full time and make more than he ever would working full time. Must be something else

[@mucigasulmucigasul3551]

@@Hidden_Seeker_ do u realise that this could also be bad for him his videos aren t exeactly kid friendly soo he can t use ads yes he gets sponsored by skillshare but lets imagine this he drops out and does yt full time and for some god damn reason he doesn t get sponsors for 2 videous that took a lot of time to make and now let s say he gets ill well now he has no job and probably no chance to do videos and if he is in USA he probably doesn t have insurance and is in student debt and medical debt but on the other hand he might be successful and make it rich but there is a high risk for failure

[@Rastafarianinja]

@@Hidden_Seeker_ college is expensive, dropping out for any reason feels dumb af when you’ve already spend so much money

[@meisme7772]

*and when the world needed him most he vanished*

[@nateconnor4823]

I'm worried my guy

[@qui-gonjinn471]

Nate Connor He said he was stuck with school work and it’s taking up time, so he’ll post soon hopefully

[@sosakeef3425]

When Sam disappeared GradeA UnderA comes back to youtube... coincidence? I think nooot

[@nutcrackerreal100]

E2io Aditore12 gradeA isn’t that good, I prefer sam

[@sosakeef3425]

Aditya 2407 yeah, me too, prefer Sam more... just makin a joke

[@dinomite72]

It’s not that he’s gone that hurts, it’s that he never said goodbye

[@bip-bap4774]

He's just busy. He'll be back soon. Edit: Every time you guys reply to this I die a little inside. Let me have my tiny shred of hope. Edit2: It's over it's all over. He's fucking dead Sam has been shredded into the void.

[@markussmit5379]

I wish he will return because if he did he would cure me of boredom

[@AtomicShock235]

He’s the new gradeAunderA leaving us for 3 years

[@MrScateboy]

Boring Bubbles7 you just had to bring that up 😭

[@gabelloyd6972]

Where did sam go

[@Lucifer777_]

My grandpa was on a tanker ship during Korea, basically they just refueled other ships and hung out all day. So naturally they got bored a lot, apparently one of his favorite activities was to fly seagulls. They would tie a hot dog onto a kite string and wait for a seagul too grab it, and then you could fly them around like a living, choking, kite. :D

[@Hadfield15]

lmfao, reminds me of a story my great grandfather told my grandpa while he was in German-Occupied France

[@ADMICKEY]

That's amazing

[@matomoscos5018]

Next time Sam comes back he'll have to say "hey adults" instead of "hey kids"

[@kellyfulwider9357]

i come back every so often to check the new comments its been so long

[@lolnoobgaming1971]

Hes back kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3OQkoygn9Sgo6M

[@randallthescandall7029]

@@lolnoobgaming1971 that’s not him

[@lolnoobgaming1971]

@@randallthescandall7029 thats him In one of his videos ask sam suturdays kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3OQkoygn9Sgo6M a guy in the comments commented Ask Sam Saturday:- Is Sam short-form of Samuel Or Samantha? lol 😅 and in his latest video he answerd this guy kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaS1aWWDnMaMntU If its not sam how cab he aswer him

[@randallthescandall7029]

@@lolnoobgaming1971 I’m saying that the channel is not run by him, and that he’s not the one uploading the videos. However, the audio is most definitely him, and it is most likely taken from his livestreams

[@razorsaber2287]

We wait impatiently for the return of Sam O’ Nella The Great. Just as the ancient texts foretold, once a decade the great knowledgeable one will fall into a deep slumber, besting even the laziest of bears. As he sleeps and sleeps he further plummets into a deeper and deeper dream, plagued by the loss of will to meet the constant demand of more information by these pesky mortals. The more they chant the more he sleeps, slowly losing power. Legend has it that when those who constantly demand further knowledge by this ancient deity cease their requests, this powerful being will awake. He will regain all power and temporarily be more powerful than anything has and ever will be.

[@razorsaber2287]

To put it in the language of the mortals; Everyone asks where is Sam But nobody asks how is Sam

[@GallusCorvus]

So uhh when will he wake???

[@elaizaanthony4627]

This comment is sponsored by skillshare

[@dudcats]

Ikr I’m waiting

[@twistedred3653]

Yes

[@christiniakollar8397]

8 days ago on Reddit he said he was coming back and asked for ideas . He’s probably going to be back in 2 months Topics that might be featured ( taken out of the Reddit thread giving ideas ) 1. Strange war tactics 2. Gombe chimpanzee war 3. Tardigrades 4. Weirdest ways people died 5. Bigfoot like monsters 6. Worlds dumbest cryptids Sams return will definitely make it top trending unless theirs like a terrorist attack or some shit

[@theweedeater1842]

another idea, unit 731

[@nathanparcel6860]

I'm so excited lol

[@sunisdeadly]

Plot twist: The terrorist attack will be sam

[@nysom3356]

i hate reddit users but you play payday so ill make an exception

[@od4361]

@@theweedeater1842 Oh hell yeah, I'd love to see him cover war crimes here.

[@206hxcx]

ive been using this website since nigahiga was considered a small creator, but i think the return of sam will be the greatest moment in this website's history. only channel i have the bell on

[@extreme_5137]

Update for the peeps, he's actually pursuing a major in chemical engineering, and should be back around the end of 2021. EDIT: It turns out its a bachelors degree, not a major. Um, so apparently not

[@kymation]

Thanks for the info

[@extreme_5137]

@@kymation No problem

[@marshal_anon4522]

Good to know, thanks Comrade

[@debildebilov7504]

He better teach us some science then

[@extreme_5137]

@@debildebilov7504 oh don't worry, he'll do well

[@donttalktomeormysoneveraga827]

"Fortunately no crew members were taken away" *EXCEPT FOR THE ONE THAT WA-* What hahaha

[@indigoraceworks]

Except for the one that was

[@Sebomai-b8i]

F in the chat lads

[@dxminika]

i’m hoping the only reason he’s been gone for so long is because he’s been making a 10 hour video on everything we’d ever need to know

[@tabearus3237]

I was just thinking that

[@Michael-nc1gd]

I believe he said something about college, but I've just heard that from others

[@darthjarjardrips3062]

atleast me know he is alive, he has made afew social media posts on reddit and shit

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@Michael-nc1gd tbh he could just post his videos to his own site that you need to pay to watch and post on it and he could be set

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@Edward Wilson well he could also just have a patrion so he does not have to put ads on the site

[@mysticalbroccoli4281]

Gary, now I know I was wrong I messed up, and now you're gone Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me Feeling this empty Your meow right now would sound like music to me Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary Gary, come home (Gary, come home) Gary, can't you see I was blind? I'll do anything to change your mind More than a pet, you're my best friend Too cool to forget Come back 'cause we are family And forgive me for making you wanna roam And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome Somewhere I hope you're reading My latest three-word poem Gary, come home Gary, come home (Gary, come home) Gary, come home (Gary, come home) Gary, come home (Gary, come home), ah Gary, come home Gary, come home Gary, won't you come home?

[@donkeyeatf1sh348]

Father Sam, we are all parched. We are all starving, at the brink of death. We all hunger for your knowledge, and thirst for your humor. Papa, please come home.

[@stupidproductions236]

Meow

[@stupidproductions236]

MEOW!

[@ubermenschnuts81]

@@stupidproductions236 ?

[@donkeyeatf1sh348]

Oh wow I just saw all the fuckos who liked this. cool

[@gtshadowwolf2710]

MEOW!!!

[@Jade_1872]

I got recommended a video of his just moments ago and I nearly screamed hearing the music thinking he posted again finally… my heart just BROKE when seeing it was an old video… glad to see others are still here in the comments waiting on him though.

[@brahimlaouami1034]

dont worry his just focusing on his study's

[@alguemrandom422]

Well...

[@frenchtoast7307]

@@alguemrandom422 do I have news for you!

[@noctis4585]

WELL LOOK WHERE WE AT NOW🥳🥳🥳

[@mitchelkvedar674]

Rejoice for he doth return!

[@Goaty_1]

FYI: On his Twitter he said he’s focusing and basically in university, that’s why he’s taking an extremely long time to upload.

[@naniwo4438]

@@RWQFSFASXC284 last I remembered, a college semester takes that long

[@brandonr.2807]

I just found this channel...I was like omg no why did 2020 take him from us as well...

[@Goaty_1]

@@RWQFSFASXC284 and a college semester takes that long

[@prm.messiah]

@@brandonr.2807 me too haha

[@mazaga1850]

Whats his twitter

[@hark6668]

I see you too are here once again, to scroll through the comments about "when is Sam coming back" we all are. Pain

[@crimson5pider]

I was hoping to find more comments making fun of the dipship tbh

[@smactork]

Damn, get out of my head

[@alessandro_688]

pain

[@tylertibbs7193]

He isn’t

[@tigerfur6949]

I’ve been caught..

[@manwithgun9768]

He didnt say goodbye. If you dont say goodbye, your never really gone... *Just not here right now..*

[@chrisjanuarywilliamson2010]

He commented on a Reddit post 3 days ago... Said "it's ok, school just sucks and is eating up all my time"

[@creamcannon825]

Thank you for your reassurance in this time of uncertainty

[@oliverbrouillard6833]

Wondering where the king went

[@youdumbshit1232]

what the fuck. Why is he so nice in his FB page

[@JohnDoe-ek9ng]

The king shall return. There is great succor in this friend, thank you.

[@polexu]

Chris&January Williamson the hero we didnt know we needed

[@fatalcardnal]

"EVASIVE MANEUVERS" *slide whistle intensifies* Im dead

[@Hailey-bz2ym]

Dismault my poor dog was woken up from sleep and looked at me like I did it

[@woodfur00]

Big Bill Wurtz energy in that gag.

[@101Volts]

@@Hailey-bz2ym My dog used to sniff the floor after farting, like the floor did it.

[@datoneguy2361]

So is sam

[@faeyke]

Only Sam would have the audacity to hit 3M after not uploading for a year

[@pinkment6824]

oh my gosh

[@theneonllama416]

Lol

[@Coughdropeater]

For a second I though your pfp was Jhon (from Garfield) in a Sombrero

[@SunSunMarine]

@@Coughdropeater so specific

[@Coughdropeater]

@@SunSunMarine im very specific when it comes to describing stuff, unlike my mom who says " can you give me that thing "

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

If Sam comes back he will be #1 on trending for days. If.

[@visiblegraffiti7831]

People litterally could've made another human being with how long this mans has been gone

[@perrytheplatypus4051]

My mom fucking did,IHAVE 4 BROTHERS GODDAMN IT STOP GETTING PREGNANT OR MAKE ME A SISTER WOMEN I NEED TO TEACH HER TO EAT DIRT AND CLIMB TREES IN MY GOBLIN CORE WAYS, BUT IVE GOT A NEW BROTHER TO DO SO, damn thing can’t walk yet so I waiting

[@phroggie1242]

@@perrytheplatypus4051 what

[@sandroshurgaia2018]

@@phroggie1242 same question

[@kenyyaringano3548]

@@perrytheplatypus4051 ex-fucking-cuse me

[@cervid_appreciator]

@@perrytheplatypus4051 I barely understood that but I love to eat dirt and climb trees too

[@natethegreat_1434]

His leaving last year was a sign bad things were coming. He sensed the dangers approaching and knew he could only save himself. We need our hero once more.

[@natethegreat_1434]

@da baby holy shit woah congrats for him

[@joelgibson9895]

Imagine he comes back after a year with a 3 hour epic documentary

[@samludwig9727]

Please I need it

[@laurahuynh8333]

I’m hopeful.

[@sync9999]

@@laurahuynh8333 same

[@myrtlegrace8364]

@@laurahuynh8333 same here

[@bazzatd8891]

Lmao he’s coming back now check the Reddit

[@MrRobot_X_X]

The world needs you Samuel!

[@lidsmccovered2498]

I like how a few months ago we were all like, “ he’s just in school dealing with that he’ll be back soon.” And now we’ve devolved into just begging him to return.

[@gabeford895]

Well, a few months, his last video wasn't a year ago like now

[@exantiuse497]

Tbh I never bought the school stuff excuse. Pretty much every school I know was closed and everyone studied at home, plus no extracurricular activities, parties etc, so he probably had more time in his hands than in the previous years. Also he said he was busy in May, yet didn't release any videos in the summer when there typically isn't school work to be done. My guess is he had some school work (exams, assignments etc) in the spring, then he realised how burned out from KZbin he was and didn't feel like starting again. It sounds weird, that someone would quit a relatively easy "work" that probably makes a lot of money (given the size of his channel), but it's not that uncommon in KZbin. He probably comes back after a year or two, or maybe not, we'll see

[@yournotthatguy4459]

@@exantiuse497 true

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

@@exantiuse497 I hope he comes back I re found out about his channel a few days ago and miss him ;(

[@Gjsolo64]

welp if anybody reads this, he isnt dead, hes just busy in school and is barely active in twitter

[@Gjsolo64]

@Agent 47 ye hes a college boi

[@alessandramontali7234]

He has reddit too

[@sinemtanir9199]

Summer break doesn't have school..

[@Gjsolo64]

@@sinemtanir9199 ask sam then, im just saying that bc a ton of ppl think hes dead

[@MarioHernandez-os3vn]

@@Gjsolo64 its that he got cancelled

[@literallyme6365]

Dad, I’ll never complain about dry cereal again, so please come back

[@momoavatar4960]

i prefer dry cereal

[@blowncreations8179]

Why isnt he making any videos?

[@stopmotionshorts7772]

@@blowncreations8179 he posted on twitter that the pandemic and school work had him caught up, but I would assume he would have posted again by now.

[@HoobyTheOriginal]

Oof

[@erikakerman5618]

@@HoobyTheOriginal din mamma gay fortfarande tho😳

[@retro6818]

Please Sam we need you more than ever

[@RichardThrobbin]

Damn the ship has such bad luck that talking about it makes you disappear

[@blakegammon1023]

Lol

[@IsellWater]

to soon

[@syc9994]

Ues

[@darksu6947]

🤫

[@tjayisbot7267]

lol

[@DanMan]

hes not posting becuz the first 5000 people didn't join skillshare

[@jplvnw8961]

Holy fuck you've commented alot on here lol

[@siphonix924]

2nd comment

[@siphonix924]

Dan

[@kemma_]

it's alright Dan, we know you miss him

[@leetsUpr3m3]

To reverse this curse , we must offer a sacrifice to the Skillshare gods while playing fish jenga

[@Retro_taco]

Let's be honest, he was probably handling fish in suspicious circumstances

[@mirowhzo5750]

IS THAT FUCKING FISH JANGA

[@Retro_taco]

_NO_

[@Hanzel06]

He got urethra cactus

[@mirowhzo5750]

@@Hanzel06 but he said he would end it then and there if he did :(

[@nathan7043]

He shall return after the salmon sentence is served

[@IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE]

This is why we missed you sam. Glad yer back for now.

[@The_Horizon]

don't worry he will learn something new and come back with stuff cooler then ever like bill wurtz Edit: It looks like he already had the superior art style. Godspeed.

[@bobbobby1669]

How are u verified

[@mousammallik7526]

I just came here to see if someone was writing about Bill Wurtz. I am not disappointed.

[@who2807]

@@bobbobby1669 It’s a group of KZbinrs whose leader is also called Horizon

[@VeryAnonymousTurtle]

its horizon! hail horizon

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb5344]

I hope I need my salmonella woah i never thought I’d say that sentence

[@mazkiey1364]

We should've joined skillshare. We didn't listen. Now we lost our saviour.

[@rymle]

😔

[@keyturtle3739]

frick

[@sameer3853]

I TOOK IT FOR GRANTED. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@timmythetechpriest5177]

We were fools, all of us!

[@keyturtle3739]

@@timmythetechpriest5177 yeah

[@doctorbaby68]

Sam is okay. Just checked his Twitter, pretty active. He's doing fine. School's just been stressful. So we have no need to worry! Take care, Sam O' Nella.

[@Oh_the_humanity]

That's amazing to hear! Except for the stress part. :[

[@sddtyw_8623]

Whats his twitter?

[@doctorbaby68]

random person @Sam_ONella

[@valquasi]

Yeah he’s doing fine I talk to him on discord

[@micah810]

I'm assuming he goes to Sam'O'Nella Academy?

[@cftyler5041]

Every second without a new Sam O'Nella video is one second to much for me to bear.

[@Blue_foxley]

4 days later:

[@cftyler5041]

@@Blue_foxley yeah I was literally thinking what's the odds lol

[@anonymousjunkmail8162]

He is actually just learning real animation on skillshare, he’ll come back in another year with an episode that looks like 5 creative teams worked on it. The true skillshare is the friends we made along the way.

[@ottoskorzeny5817]

I like to think that 2 man

[@Porygonal64]

but i dont want animation i want shitty stick men and cats

[@moderncrusader1150]

Don't do that.......don't give me hope

[@LankySanky]

Fuck good animation Once my mans post I'm good

[@homosapien7989]

Just like bill wurtz

[@joeyanderson6567]

Y’all realize if he ever returns he’ll probably never say anything about it and countinue on as normal

[@rainfall8640]

thats fine with me i just want a video 😩

[@dorian4646]

Even better

[@firstnamelastname2078]

Who cares?

[@temmiehoi5683]

@@firstnamelastname2078 around 3.3 million people

[@angolomat882]

The pined comment responses might elongate that time. People can be rude sometimes. He just draw a plane in a minimalistic style and everybody is so rude Argh.

[@lilporky8565]

It's okay guys, he's just making the most of his 12 month skill share subscription. Edit: Oh god oh fuck it's been a year. Please come back Sam WE NEED YOU IT'S BEEN A YEAR PLEASE COME BACK PLEASE I-

[@potats1770]

he's pursuing a bachelors degree in chemical engineering

[@lilporky8565]

@@potats1770 I know.

[@half.blight]

He was actually murdered

[@lelouchbritannia6364]

@@half.blight bruh

[@abhishek_physics01]

Ha ha ha 😂

[@laffi]

0:02 If you wanna skip skillshare intro.

[@TheTurkeyTerrorizer]

Blud it’s literally 2 seconds

[@laffi]

Who's this blud? And you got seriously trolled!

[@popycorn300]

thanks it helped a lot

[@stepanhejda8821]

Brainrot-maxxing

[@TheEmoCat]

“til next time” ok sam... i trust you [starts crying]

[@juliusnepos6013]

Its been a year now

[@Gtxti-gw8yu]

@@juliusnepos6013 Daddy sam will come back . I know he cause he promised to me

[@Swedude-ns3dm]

Top 10 sadest anime moments

[@teratoma.]

why is this comment so fucking funny

[@Slenderman12342]

Last online 1 year ago

[@dinoboiis8147]

Plot twist: hes making the most high quality animation that rivals disney

[@user-tl9gp4dn4q]

James Robles yes i would love to see the gore of stick people and no this is not sarcasm

[@kendallwakefield7459]

I miss him

[@dareven9984]

He already is

[@justinvaughn2277]

at 4:15 roosevelt's hand remains in his wheelchair

[@gandalf2447]

Not really a plot twist just a fact

[@m4tt655]

*Gentlemen, As we are Approaching the 2nd year of Sam’s disappearance, the Anarchy has grown to strong for the military to control, May god be with us all.*

[@m4tt655]

Gman k I said we are getting close to the 7th month, not that we were already in it.

[@svengonsalves8538]

M4T T check he’s Twitter

[@elcompagenito3250]

*i estimate that by the 7th month, we shall be dead*

[@real10002]

The uprising begins.

[@kevinthegroundsquirrel6882]

We need to find a new Sam or the chaos will destroy us all

[@salx3]

Please come back these videos are the only thinf keeping me going its been 2 years im begging

[@TheScrunt]

I hate to say it, but he died in a car accident a while back, it was confirmed on his roommates personal facebook

[@MCDesign199]

I would just like to point out how amazing Sam O'Nella's content is by bringing up some statistics, Sam hasn't uploaded in almost 9 months, and yet he's averaging 500 thousand views a day from fans rewatching the videos and of course new fans discovering his videos, he also averages about 80-100k new subscribers a month, this just goes to show how great Sam's content is both educationally but also comedically, I for one would like to thank Sam for his amazing content helping many smile and laugh through trying times ❤️

[@aidanking6801]

It’s been a year

[@MCDesign199]

Shit, I thought the latest video was in June, has it really been that long 😢

[@thegoldengamer9315]

Yeah

[@Peepeepoopoofilipino]

I feel sad

[@eucalyptused]

His videos are so fun to rewatch :) he’s a super impressive dude with his channel stats

[@kadchwagner7116]

Sam o’nellas actual intro: “This video is sponsored by skill share.”

[@snoozaroo]

Yaaaaaasssssss

[@turtlesack100]

Courtney Inman yes*

[@riskitforthetriscuitt2548]

Also dashlane

[@TheGeryv2]

We should be glad, Skillshare is the main reason we get new videos every month

[@Clownpissgaming]

HEH

[@recognizesealand572]

For Christmas I wish for sam'onella to come back. (It didn't work)

[@aspen3737]

All I want for christmassssss is youuuuuuuu

[@DutchmanRadio]

Dear god please

[@LucasKellis]

He had an interview with Casually Explained I forget when it was. Sam is in college, as also a college kid myself I can attest he's probably hella busy rn. Rona and virtual learning ain't easy. That's my guess where he has been

[@egliyoflo]

Amen to that

[@Snowflake-hg1tn]

Did he die ?

[@Jane-oz7pp]

I love how he stopped uploading pretty much the same day I found and subbed to his channel. It's been TWO YEARS SAM COME HOME PLEASE THE CHILDREN MISS YOU

[@martinzachry2121]

For all who don’t follow his twitter; He is taking a break bc of school and stuff, check the link in video desc

[@Oblivisci........]

Umm even if he had summer school he wouldnt have been this fucking busy.

[@spring1242]

@@Oblivisci........ hes a chem e major hes probably doing internships, co-ops, labwork, and competitions and what not.

[@weaverwebby2329]

Fennrir First hey, it’s his choice, Sam doesn’t have to upload ever. He could go on a five-year hiatus and it would still be his choice when and what to upload

[@TechSupportDave]

@@weaverwebby2329 That would hurt his channel a lot though. I'd say he's being a little careless but who knows. Maybe he wants to lose some of his viewerbase. Some content creators actually preferred when they didn't have such a large audience to entertain. Otherwise, it would be logical to at least upload a 20 second clip saying to stay tuned and with an estimation of when he'll be back. It would keep some people from forgetting about him.

[@weaverwebby2329]

I eat Cereal with Water and I pour the Water first you’re not wrong, I totally agree. My point was that Fennrir’s comment was way uncalled for and that he has no right to say what a person should be devoted to

[@Zach-yz2xi]

It seems like Tarrare got to him, poor Sam

[@northernkaiser7979]

He might still be alive! Tarrare eat me halfway!

[@shadowling77777]

Wat

[@PiracyandDumbbells]

F in the chat. Tarrare is a bastard.

[@xiaomeinster]

Seems like Tarrare contracted Sam o nella

[@reversesin]

Your pfp scares me

[@chaselegoman]

Sammy, come home. We all miss you.

[@sarahwinter2339]

He is stuck in uni

[@bubbliibiotch931]

@@sarahwinter2339 he's dying out there