Obscure Obsolete Inventions

[@rasmuskock8077]

It's like his drawings are getting more and more realistic yet more simplistic at the same time. How does that even work?

[@CutiePie-si1eq]

Sex

[@techissus7449]

Sex

[@fish4225]

Sex

[@snulledaddy8315]

Sex

[@adrianturcea6612]

seven

[@DavionX13]

You're probably the first person I've ever heard of being threatened to make a merch. The power of your subscribers really is something.

[@2legittoquit]

DavionX13 found the shill account

[@ballsligmer5572]

@@2legittoquit found the competitor's shill account

[@sib113]

@@ballsligmer5572 Found the competitior of competitor's shill account

[@sleep3417]

@@sib113 found the competitor of competitor of competitor's shill account.

[@youstolemyhandleyoutwat]

We have to kidnap his family just so he makes videos. Not surprised that he has to be threatened to sell merch.

[@bigdog7632]

“Horse to be beckoned.” “Force to be reckoned.” This has no right being so clever.

[@derpyvader1438]

Indeed

[@jakedaputtytat8547]

Big Dog congrats on 1K likes

[@pansexualdoom3428]

Ah but it does For it is Sam

[@raypluswatpent6823]

JakeDaPuttyTat Yt he only has five subs

[@devinsword5777]

oh yeah, it rhymes. how clever

[@kodakincade8063]

Funny thing about that “baby cage” thing is my grandma actually had pictures of her 2 neighbors that had them and were using them!! It was one of the craziest things I’ve seen. She took pictures because she knew that was an insane idea and that it would quickly FALL OUT of style (pun definitely intended) and she wanted to have pictures so people including her family members would believe her.

[@needforfumo]

Honestly, makes you wonder what modern thing would be like that

[@EdKolis]

Rock a bye baby, on the treetop When the wind blows, the cradle will rock When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall And down will come baby, cradle and all Apparently people have been used to losing babies to fall damage since the beginning of time, and actually caring about them is a modern invention. Which does make sense, given that effective birth control is also a modern invention...

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

@@EdKolis Caring about them isn't a modern invention. Them reliably surviving past infancy is.

[@EdKolis]

@@thewanderingmistnull2451 I thought people back then used not caring as a defense against infant mortality.

[@IanZWhite00]

where are these pictures?? I know you can find promo images but seeing people actually using them must be such a trip

[@TheChristmasNinja12]

"That's like a McDonald's run every four months." .....Honestly, that's the best price downplay I've heard out of any youtube channel selling subscriptions

[@aresxprodigy1739]

Because he knows what he's doing. He's a literal genius. He's got simple art with smart facts and jokes strewn in to good content. And then he's able to slide his sponsor in there. He is the peak of KZbin. But then again. Check out this JPEG

[@NotLordAsshat]

@@aresxprodigy1739 yeah it's amazing how much I've learned from him while also fucking dying at his jokes. He really is great at this

[@masonvandenbrink3316]

birds of prey trailer

[@wd4045]

"Let this be a lesson kids, with enough harassment you can achieve anything" -people who harassed the entire sonic the hedgehog movie crew

[@concept5631]

Seems accurate enough.

[@thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521]

Orange Orange sadly accurate.

[@plasmaxander912]

to be fair they fucking deserved it

[@muhammadalfatih2640]

Nobody questioning that pfp haha

[@jona7357]

You pfp is cursed

[@beetlebubz6469]

Sam's drawings have become increasingly more disturbing... *I like it*

[@jacobplata]

9/10 video

[@d3_2009]

BeetleBubz he’s innovating

[@megamichael4021]

Person with makeup looks like the ayuwoki

[@spoookley]

i say not disturbing enough

[@raisinman1870]

That's because he signed up for *Skillshare*

[@XenithsPsyche]

“Mm.. big ears” had me absolutely dying for a good 5 minutes, starting laugh-crying. Idk if it’s me being tired or your tone genuinely being hilarious. But that was gold.

[@4plus4equalsmoo]

it lives in my mind rent free i quote it like how tom segura quotes BIKES

[@almosteducatedmf8352]

Sam getting better at animation legit scares me Let’s hope he continues

[@amedicabg]

That one guy I want unrecognizable scribbles dear Sir, thank you kindly.

[@danielallannielsen6299]

Me too

[@almosteducatedmf8352]

real Donald Trump Fan wow trumpet man is that you??

[@yoavmor9002]

3:03

[@hoodclassicsofcalifornia]

Lol "animation"

[@therun7024]

fun fact: there is actually a modern gun that works like the weird gun that shoots around corners and stuff, but the modern equivalent fixed the problem by not bending the barrel, and instead just being a selfie stick in gun form

[@salmontube1691]

Yeah, its a glock on a hinge pretty much

[@lucasrichter6642]

The Krummlauf actually worked. The bullets didn't even shrapnel. You could put this thing on a MG43 and it wouldn't melt under the heat of World war II's superior machine gun.

[@orbiter277]

Do you mean the 42?

[@lucasrichter6642]

@@orbiter277 Yes. Thank you. I was on low sleep when I wrote this. I'm actually surprised that I didn't made more typos.

[@reanetsemoleleki8219]

It isn't a gun, though.

[@calebrose740]

2:35 The way he says "big ears" is just so funny and I don't even know why

[@michaelwayland695]

Its currently 2am for me and I'm in tears from laughing so hard at it

[@sadcat747]

I mean it's sam.

[@calebrose740]

@@sadcat747 Fair enough

[@brycehale7597]

Maybe because it sounds like he's having an orgasm while saying it

[@calebrose740]

@@brycehale7597 Don't make me look that up on r34

[@patrickmartin3322]

I’ve been to one of Austin’s moonlight towers while it was on, it was one of the best examples of the inverse square law I’ve ever seen, the ground was lit about as well as if I had used my phone’s flashlight, but the actual lights were so bright it was like staring into the sun

[@spugintrntl]

I had a brainstorm about the inverse square law a while ago... I do a lot of maintenance work in warehouses, and I noticed that no matter how bright the lights are inside I always need a penlight to see what I'm doing inside the machines I'm working on because of how high the ceiling is. I also noticed that this is never a problem when I'm working on the same machines outside on a sunny day even though the sun is so incredibly far away and the same law applies. It just dawned on me (no pun intended) how insanely massive the sun is and I was paralyzed with awe for a good few minutes.

[@Random-gl8lu]

Yep, the big central Texas cities just like em ig

[@Eagle3302PL]

@@spugintrntl Not only the size, people also underestimate how damn bright sunlight is, it's many times brighter than any consumer or even commercial use light bulb.

[@garymichalles8383]

@@spugintrntl Nothing can beat massive, massive amounts of nuclear fusion 😁

[@DanteYewToob]

@@spugintrntlfun fact, you just described exactly how and why we can always “just tell” when hollywoo is filming in real or fake sunlight. Sunlight is mathematically near parallel for us on earth and acts very differently than artificial light. Sunlight doesn’t change the scale of shadows, which is something most people never notice but you “feel” it when you see fake sunlight. Try it yourself, go outside and hold out your hand and look at the shadow and slowly move your hand to the ground and it should be the same size, just a bit sharper… do it again indoors or with a lamp and your shadow will grow and shrink. It’s a cool effect most people never even notice. It’s why that cool effect happens in certain places where nothing has a shadow. Because your shadow points perfectly down and is the exact same size as you are so it appears as though you don’t have one, pretty trippy!

[@NewgirlNola]

I like how he refers to his unsettling depictions of historical figures as “my characters”

[@CompletelyNormalHuman]

Sam is basically God, so it makes sense.

[@comrade8185]

@@CompletelyNormalHuman makes sense god left us awhile ago so why shouldn’t Sam

[@sumbiggy7916]

@@comrade8185 ohhh burn

[@superguy5113]

What else would he call them.

[@americancountryball2077]

@@comrade8185 L

[@tameus2796]

I think “Eye of the B. Holder” is my favorite joke ever so far

[@Tommydawg-8187]

Same

[@ratman9292]

Are our pfp twins

[@tameus2796]

@@ratman9292 guess you could call us lost kins

[@thineevee7345]

Lol

[@AD_RC]

my favorite is "aaw how heartburning"

[@scotttenamen5027]

The revolver mousetrap wasn't actually meant to trap mice. It was meant to be a booby trap but was illegal to patent lethal booby traps, so they found a loophole and patented it as a mouse trap. Much like it's illegal to sell untested synthetic amphetamines but it is legal to sell them as "bath salts".

[@ghplayer9228]

"Legal"

[@Fsilone]

The drug known as bath salts is illegal any which way. Actual bath salts like epsom salt aren't the same thing.

[@bryntendo]

... 'Bath salts' isn't a street name for a particular drug, like 'dope' or 'molly', it's just a term that references a fairly wide range of synthetic research chemicals with a similar mechanism of action, in order to communicate what they are and legally sell them while creating a market. There are tonnes of online research chem developers and vendors, the drugs usually exist in a kind of legal grey area where they're not illegal yet but not caught under any existing legislation explicitly banning them, but they can't be sold as 'psychoactive drug', that comes under FDA control and they wouldn't be able to sell. So they label it as something that isn't controlled and say it's 'not for human consumption' to get around that. Vendors also call certain groups of compounds things like 'plant food' or 'pet shampoo' or 'incense' etc. Usually law enforcement get wind of the specific drugs fairly quickly and move to ban them as soon as they're aware of them, which just means there's an arms race between LE and developers as they make new compounds that aren't technically illegal yet to replace the now-banned ones. So the specific drug that was initially referred to as 'bath salts' was probably many many different drugs, most of which would be banned now and replaced with new ones also sold, euphemistically, as 'vath salts'. Like, how do you not know that man lol

[@Fsilone]

Where does one buy these legal bath salts, then? What brand, in what store?

[@bryntendo]

Fsilone There are hundreds of 'brands'. Online vendors, from Silk Road type deepweb sites, usually a random RC vendor you find online by googling 'legal highs' 'buy legal highs [your country]' etc, or through word of mouth from users on sites like bluelight and drugsforums etc, sometimes even on ebay and stuff depending what you're looking for and what it's current legal status is. These are _drugs__ dude they don't have trademarked brand names and licensed dispensaries, the point is to avoid the laws and regulations in place, obviously there's not going to be like an 'official bath salts store, which wouldn't make sense anyway because as already established, 'bath salts' is a euphemism to get past the need for FDA approval and doesn't refer to any one specific drug and especially not a specific vendor

[@TheSquizzlet]

The revolver mouse trap would actually work if you used blank rounds, they'd send a concussive blast into the mouse enough to kill it but it wouldn't put holes in your floor

[@bbb-dk7pz]

it would also be a gunshot going off in the house in the middle of the night

[@bunnieskitties293]

So business as usual in chicago. @@bbb-dk7pz

[@RW77777777]

*Al Bundy smile with eyes still closed*

[@ultimaterecoil1136]

@@bbb-dk7pzah what’s one more gunshot in the hundreds happening at night. And besides real mousetraps don’t always work. Some mice are smart enough to disarm them

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

@@ultimaterecoil1136what if you live in a rural area with different horrible sounds?

[@enzoqueijao]

"Yo, you got a lighter?" "No, but I can get my cigarette sharer!"

[@vykx88]

Aw, so heartburning.

[@Ok-cx4jw]

@@vykx88 that's not correct...

[@ThingsUploadedbyMe33]

Is that you E? From DCenter?

[@ratbat1072]

But do you have a cigarette umbrella?

[@101Volts]

@@ratbat1072 Someone does, surely. Here's an old pic of it that you probably saw already: weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cigarette-umbrella.jpg

[@clairephillips3188]

Using a 'McDonalds run' as a unit of measurement for money is the scariest, yet most relatable thing I've heard all year.

[@expertoflizardcorrugation3967]

The big mac is used to gague the worth of money, which is useful for tracking inflation.

[@bickle8911]

when does he say that

[@Jergy2]

@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Well, if you're gonna choose a company based on their ability to do regional pricing, McDonald's is a pretty solid choice. I bet their internal analytics is nuts.

[@expertoflizardcorrugation3967]

As a massive internationap franchise its a pretty consistant measuring stick too

[@ryanrobot7975]

@@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN dont be jealous of the big mac

[@santiagobustos7579]

At 3:54 when he said "my God" in german I just couldn't stop laughing for some reason

[@idtolani]

i rewatch this video just for that part😂😂😂

[@clarimm6675]

I'm German and I'm wheezing 😂 his pronunciation was really good though

[@saso5096]

Chruhmlauf

[@pvt.rickert4002]

MEIN GOTT

[@UnknownMercy6]

M E I N G O T T

[@mtgAzim]

I really like that you put the sponsor at the end of the video. It's incredibly viewer friendly and I wish more people respected their viewers in this way.

[@JTA1961]

Athefumen

[@human0514]

shut kid

[@AmalekIsComing]

Yeah

[@thepoweroftheweed2215]

Sponsors aren't dumb, they only allow their segments at the end of the video if they KNOW the creator's fan base is loyal enough to watch til the end. Any other scenario means you get the video interrupted midway or something

[@jeffreyhogan3087]

@@thepoweroftheweed2215Just skip past, it’s so easy.

[@cat_soup]

"Honey. The Cage fell off again." "At least timmy was not in there right?" "Uhhhh, let's say we have RAGU now for free."

[@springtheory9245]

Prego today... *ragu tomorrow*

[@wettoson]

lmao

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

I forgot what Ragu os...

[@thegameowl11]

Watch the video on obscure units of measurement.

[@timothy4229]

dry

[@spookem6610]

“Mmm, Big Ears!” - Wise man probably

[@blubasnurk4241]

1k likes, but literally no replies.

[@BeefeusSteak]

There are 2 now

[@blubasnurk4241]

@Cadmar *_3_*

[@sydney7729]

Blubasnurk 4

[@blubasnurk4241]

Ocean man Now it’s six

[@irisl8538]

So everyone’s talking about the inventions, but that intro to the moonlight tower tho. “Why drink many glasses of milk if you could EAT ONE UDDER”

[@Nunlover]

We just call them moon towers in Austin

[@clawspider6305]

Rules of souls game: 1. don't pass mirrows in dark 2. Dont leave doors open during night 3. If you know all 3 rules you participate Sorry guys I just saw some old gay ass creepypasta. Im paranoid. Sorry

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@clawspider6305 "Dont leave doors open during night" I've been doing this for years o_o spoopy

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@clawspider6305 i thought it was some fucking thing about dark souls.

[@dudelove94]

I don't drink milk and eat udders! Like really, barbecued udders are so good!

[@sonofcrystalpepsi1426]

I mean, it's cool that acoustic ears work without power. I can legit see a benefit to keeping them around. Plus it is a giant block of concrete; not like it'll be going anywhere anytime soon.

[@JTA1961]

Throw in some plants & you have... sound garden

[@Great_Olaf5]

Strictly speaking, they did have electronic components. That single point that they're designed to concentrate sound towards actually had a microphone wired to a central listening post so they didn't need to have someone sitting in a giant sideways concrete bowl all day and night to get any use out of them.

[@sonofcrystalpepsi1426]

@@Great_Olaf5 I didn't know that; makes sense. I guess It'd work either way, but having a recording device would make things easier.

[@Great_Olaf5]

@@sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Not so much for recording, though I suppose that would have been possible. More a live feed.

[@spookydoggo_]

Why did I lose my absolute shit when the guy on the mountain just said, "Hmm, big ears."

[@C4pungMaster]

I already lost my shit when he turned on the arc light and saw his face fried by radiation

[@jpowel]

I lost my shit when i read your comment

[@combatpig3435]

2:34

[@maddskillz9505]

Chris Dichmann as of now you have 666 likes...you’re a demon of humor ig now

[@ilovemajesticbeasts7363]

Did you find your shit after

[@ashwinnaidoo796]

I would give anything to hear “hey kids” one more time.

[@patienceRachel]

I would actually give a kidney. I miss him so much

[@bls7879]

What happened to him? He is active in reddit afaik

[@mitmatgames604]

@@bls7879 he’s in his final year of uni he’s talked about it on Twitter

[@somebody4942]

I will give him my parents

[@katyungodly]

Washiul Alam Shohan what’s his Reddit?

[@nateblake6688]

Teacher: what’s so funny? Me: nothing My head: BiG EaRs

[@harper8842]

hRm biG eArs

[@woodfur00]

Hrm bigge eers,.

[@nathanbray8145]

*giggles* mum: what so funny? me: nothin’. head:Hrm, BIg eArs

[@Linguineo]

I find "Before grandma starts drooping again" the exact amount laughter inducingness

[@IdiotToonz]

@@Linguineo "horse dropkicking a grandma"

[@SpaZmaticP90]

Sam O'Nella's Videos have infinite replayability

[@feffermickel]

“Mmm, big ears” I don’t know why but that shit made me heavy nose exhale for a solid 10 seconds

[@dragonias6725]

This comment made me laugh harder than I would like it to be

[@emiliano6645]

I just love how Sam descends deeper into insanity with every single video

[@catdogfishdogcats]

This is Sanity

[@2OO1HondaCivic]

Samity

[@lazilypunctual2863]

EL Hermano del Tornado Valdivia it’s a journey we are all watching him go through

[@M1scarr1age]

Guys, don't worry; Sam's just working on getting his patent for the Cheez-them.

[@omniscientbarebones]

Dude yes

[@redstonecat1232]

@Mr. Monitor Y e s

[@redstonecat1232]

@Mr. Monitor e x t r e m l y y e s

[@redstonecat1232]

@Mr. Monitor w i t h o u t a d o u b t y e s

[@Cheddarfather]

@@redstonecat1232 Y e s o n m y l I f e

[@EleqtroFruit]

00:07 - "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything" That aged like *fine* wine

[@dylanisntvibing]

Aged like fine wine even more in May 2024. You know exactly why.

[@mukduk333]

​@@dylanisntvibingwhy?

[@dylanisntvibing]

@potatoeboy8757 Helldivers 2 Sony PSN drama. We basically mass bullied them into walking back their changes and ended up succeeding

[@punctuationstation]

@@dylanisntvibing now do it to the mc movie

[@dylanisntvibing]

@@punctuationstation I agree

[@keithnicolas3097]

" *With* *enough* *harrasment* *you* *can* *acheive* *anything* " It sure worked for me

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

"Talk about a win-win"

[@sendhelp6349]

Looks like we've been Cosby'd

[@rainyday2966]

Ugh.

[@tobynhenry3977]

Thanks Bill Cosby

[@ashy113]

WAIT

[@hellfiregaming9401]

A wise man once told me "hmm. Big ears."

[@kat_stuff]

@ i cannot physically describe how unfunny this was

[@kat_stuff]

@ what a coincidence, no one asked for your comment

[@star-not-moon]

@@kat_stuff you know it's funny, you thinking that you'll roast somebody over KZbin comment section. That's my favorite part

[@kat_stuff]

@@star-not-moon bro right back at you

[@jim2075]

@ Yeah that was no definitely not funny

[@McHeisenburger]

_“With enough harassment you can get anything!”_ I mean, I didn’t ask for a restraining order but it is something I suppose.

[@therubywaffle165]

i thought those were merely suggestions.

[@airconditioning1113]

This explains slavery.

[@Svuem]

Damn. A funny youtube comment... Haven't seen those in a while

[@tacoman_yomama8569]

666 likes

[@wonderflounium]

One thing that makes the revolver mouse trap a bit more practical is that they are intended to be used with rat shot which wouldn't have nearly as many safety issues as a normal round.

[@KazumaDesuwa]

“With enough harassment you can achieve anything” - Sam O'Nella 2019

[@toaster0roaster880]

That statement is unfortunately true...

[@reformer1073]

Would this apply to EA games?

[@Mute_C1ty]

T. Dee which is why they suck

[@stacycunningham9995]

the squeaky joint gets the oil

[@LunarStrike]

T. Dee maybe we’re not harassing enough

[@nostopit179]

“Alienating baby boomers” Sam was the ok boomer train before it even left the station

[@fortepiano1196]

ye

[@mrwtfwhy]

normies dont even know where the boomer meme came from

[@namename-mz1je]

@@mrwtfwhy tbh

[@hammarr]

mrwtfwhy Honestly bro

[@Kaleun14]

It had been a thing on 4chan and Ifunny for around a year. It was when Twittee and Tumblr found out about it, when it was ruined.

[@ginodicarlo5006]

"Mmm, big ears" I don't know why but that shit made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes

[@beetlejess7997]

2:29 I don't know how many times I've seen all his videos but I just now noticed that the people climbing the mountain are from other videos he made

[@gummydummy2489]

Grandpa what war did you fight in again? Grandpa: The not as great but still pretty alright war.

[@Carewolf]

The one where we weren't one of the bad guys.

[@wut_birbowo6166]

GummyDummy 200 like uwu

[@josephine1468]

Technically he'd have to be over 200 years old.

[@thevoidbroadcast2127]

TRITZ005 I think you over estimate how long ago as2 was

[@lordeverett5642]

Carewolf what?

[@ethansantiago155]

"With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything" Protest in a nutshell

[@tonyvu3235]

Ethan Santiago the more you know

[@crudecube]

How the fuck do you make such a joke in 2 minu-... Ah fuck it, it's the internet

[@theycalledrudy]

I mean, he isn't wrong

[@ethansantiago155]

@@crudecube Notifications.

[@anthonypolk18]

Tell that to the Chinese

[@ronanzaletel6517]

“Hey, you know what’s more important than oxygen? Nicotine.” That made me laugh so hard Edit: Wow I’ve never had this many likes before thanks

[@Prophet1]

Cant have nicotine without oxygen ;) I really hope im right

[@RealestSteve6969]

Its all true

[@Prophet1]

@TeamHansen19 I mean cause it comes from plants ...right?

[@kodakincade8063]

Idk how long I’ve been subbed to Sam for but for the fast 4 hours I’ve been binge watching every single video he’s uploaded, and I’m not stopping until I watch them all!!!!!!!!

[@melkmelo8448]

"Aw, how heart-burning"

[@XMANIAFLYYY]

lol

[@uranus9349]

101

[@Krisxx8_]

@@uranus9349 you're not funny at all

[@Matchlatch]

8562

[@Matchlatch]

Bruh

[@ironidol]

The way he pronounced "Krummlauf" made it sound more Russian than German, but it still made me go "MEIN GOTT!"

[@M_4C4z]

Hümlaaoof 3:45

[@karmadoesmore1644]

хумлаоф

[@sentrygun9978]

Rummlauf

[@GreedyOrange]

würd mich nicht wundern wenn hitler die scheiße wirklich von tom und jerry hatte

[@TheAsdasy]

@@GreedyOrange adolfus

[@felippe185]

The master returns, only to disappear again for another 35 years. BLESS ME

[@theycalledrudy]

God bless you brutha

[@iamaraven8657]

bless you

[@dennist8475]

fuck you

[@PlayingGilly]

Like Sam says, with great harassment...

[@dapenguin4637]

How can you be this stupid he has a consistently uploads at the beginning of each month how can you miss that?

[@LegoDude3258]

Sam: "With enough harassment you can achieve anything." Me: Please please please come back!

[@mikeymccafferty5339]

"This machine is recorded at having a maximum output of 2-4 horsepower which... sounds about right" just kills me

[@Aditya-wg3lp]

Fun fact 1 horse has a maximum power output of 15hp so this machine is actually super slowe

[@ActuallyLinden]

“The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war” This. This is why I’ve been subscribed since 20K.

[@thehuckleberry8349]

But this came out at over 1 mil

[@lachlanmunro5778]

Gunner Hamilton bruh

[@saturn9536]

Gunner Hamilton bruh

[@kaedanhoff449]

Gunner Hamilton bruh

[@dulicious]

@@thehuckleberry8349 bruh

[@_-_sinexus_-_]

When that horse-train goes down a hill ankles are gonna break.

[@chriswashingtonbeats]

I am your first subscriber

[@marreco6347]

Thats why we brought mouse revolver traps along

[@trolloler5954]

I am your second subscrobervf8zjusjkweakadi 2

[@juliankohler5086]

"Why drink many glasses of milk when you can eat one udder?"

[@asajjy]

tfw No matter how much you enhance/reduce your various facial features You will never feel Sam O'Nella's gentle touch as he mesmerizes you with quirky history '^'

[@chrisca]

He can still give you a hot steamy load of knowledge

[@G89211]

'^' GET BOOM'D BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMER

[@hefhef54321]

"Brought to you by the guys who made the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore" Got a tell you man, I tried the second one in my kitchen and boy did it work. I kept using it till I ran out of kitchen Edit: Wow!!! Thanks for the likes you guys!

[@MahdiShibly]

How many kitchen do you have?

[@hefhef54321]

@@MahdiShibly Now, no kitchen at all. Which 100% fixed my roach problem

[@nutmegmachine218]

Have a cockroach problem? Just burn your house down!

[@memistcentral2044]

@@nutmegmachine218 just use ammonia and gays

[@Alizudo]

4:25 "Say, you ever look at regular mouse traps and go: *Hm. Not enough property damage."*

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

The intervention of the udder man on screen

[@vivekpanchagnula815]

I'd understand why you made the comment if you at least put some sort of response. An emoji or an acronym, something at all. You're literally repeating what he said. Literally nothing is added. In fact, text loses the tone and all that so this is even worse.

[@colossal4962]

He made text bold

[@anthill1303]

Blarkey the amount of sarcasm you put into one sentence is just beautiful

[@evanbright6105]

Cockroach claymore

[@TehRealMattyA]

i accidentally clicked on the worst animal skeletons vid at 0:21, so it sounded as if he said "if i've learned anything from the last month, it's that penguins have knees"

[@myleschassereau6743]

Apparently we can’t harass him into coming back.

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

Try harder

[@Boggelsworth]

ßcreaming ßiren666 fuck let’s do it

[@AxolinaAxolotl]

a yeti making yellow snow that’s what she said

[@AxolinaAxolotl]

ßcreaming ßiren666 that’s what she said again

[@AxolinaAxolotl]

Sako that’s what she said... yet again

[@adamthj]

I can’t wear a T-shirt that says “hey kids” even if it has your face on

[@thelions1758]

It doesn't say hey kids

[@devinlabuda5713]

You should wear one with your face on it.

[@face9526]

Hmmmm, big ears

[@ThebaldZ]

the lions all u had to do was click a link, smh.

[@redrobsanthem9206]

*Especially if it has his face on it

[@biggboi8009]

“With enough harassment, you can get anything done” *He predicted the sonic movie*

[@PhoenixAce]

They had it coming

[@biggboi8009]

True

[@angie-zu5rs]

I desperately want to like your comment but it's on 69

[@tkam54]

I apologize on the late awarding....but that comment is SEVERLY underappreciated so without further ado: You sir have won the interwebz for a week! Congratulations, please do not spend all the awesomeness in one place.

[@gaberottet8448]

I think it's less prediction, and more causation. He taught the public how to manipulate others, and the public had used that skill for the greater good.

[@doctorbaby68]

1:56 my video automatically paused here and i had no idea, so i just sat there for a good 20 seconds waiting for the baby cage to fall. i have so much faith in you, sam

[@Marvi5962]

2016: Miscellaneous Mondays 2019: *NOT ENOUGH PROPERTY DAMAGE*

[@rampagebros3533]

2:50 I'm going to screenshot this bit and post it everywhere I can with no context

[@Brosephstalin999]

Rampage bros it kinda looks like a depressed condom if you ask me..

[@octopusyogurt1883]

Please do!

[@Furko08]

Good idea, will do now

[@Gabiyi]

What about this one 4:53

[@oliviaj9060]

“Out of context Sam” on the reddit page

[@I_got_here]

Yo the gun mouce trap is the most american thing i've ever heard of

[@onionman8811]

as an american i can confirm

[@rex208]

Same

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

Need more dakka

[@swedewtf]

I heard its pretty similar to the way the mafia deal with rats

[@cosmicpaul8238]

mouce

[@samiamrg7]

The Krummlauf actually saw use in early StuG tanks which didn’t have any hull-mounted machine guns. The bent barrel allowed for a greater arc of fire when sticking the gun out a gun port, and the shattered bullets were still deadly enough to kill infantry at close range. It was even slightly advantageous since the shooter didn’t have to aim through the tight gun port, they could just spray away.

[@maagic2031]

2:58 is probably a top 3 Sam O'Nella line. Never fails to leave me in stitches

[@REKTBIXCH]

Check whats in his forehead😂😂3:22

[@MarcTelang]

It's not Swiss miss instant piss

[@idiotgame1026]

For me it was 1:37

[@shavedhomersimpson742]

"With enough harassment, you can achieve anything!" Truly words you should live by

[@CutiePie-si1eq]

Peniseating

[@joncoale]

Peniseating

[@shavedhomersimpson742]

@@joncoale Peniseating

[@chickennugsoil4421]

He’s genuinely one of the few underrated af but funny af utubers I know

[@MrPaul-dk5xk]

You're god damn right

[@duckoofwisdom6696]

>Underrated >1.4 Million subscribers

[@RoboThot711]

@@duckoofwisdom6696 he deserves 10 million though

[@coochiesniffer1738]

I love uber and tube

[@Perpetratorn]

Same comments every video 😂

[@austingross8191]

Will never get over the fact that Taco Bell stole Sam’s “Cheese-them” idea

[@robbiegarber898]

Anyone else just binging his videos, waiting for the glorious day of his return? Edit: I've had more than 30 replies telling me he's back. I know he's back, I saw the video like 10 minutes after it came out. All glory to his return and all, but please stop spamming me.

[@terrell2703]

Yea

[@AManOnline.]

Yeah

[@GDouble3K]

First time I've heard of him

[@generalfuzzywuzzy]

As it was prophetized

[@autumn2111]

yes, i just discovered his videos yesterday and now i’m addicted

[@crunchyalfredo2985]

All I know after watching this is that I want a Cheez-Them

[@RedBoi88]

I want the udder

[@AMF3613]

Cheez-Thems will probably just be two of the regular ones taped together.

[@whocaresimdead7474]

@@AMF3613 scotch tape or duct tape?

[@AMF3613]

VVh0_c4r35_ 1nn_c134c1 Flex tape

[@pinheadlarry1977]

*Soviet anthem plays*

[@butterconq182]

Sam: Why have a few Cheese Its when you can have one Cheese THEM Stalin in hell: I'll drink to that bro

[@Terra_Incognita115]

>Implying that Stalin is in Hell

[@alexxxjk7809]

@DoubleFailMech >Implying there is more than one Stalin

[@GHOSTOFONYX10]

@@Terra_Incognita115 Did I miss the memo when the bible changed mass murder to not be a sin?

[@jodim5384]

>implying that a man responsible for the deaths of millions deserves to be punished for eternity

[@Oddity2994]

*we'll drink to that

[@gamebox3254]

Apparently we can harass him into coming back after 2 years.

[@angelcake13p]

Don't you ever stop what you're doing. Please for the love of God do not stop. Your content is priceless and will forever go into my repertoire of obscure references and carefully artiqulated jokes. Thank you.

[@angelcake13p]

@@dragonias6725 oops 🤷

[@dragonias6725]

@@angelcake13p 😂😂😂 I also commented this at like 12 at night, so my mind was extra dirty for some reason

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@dragonias6725 lol

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@dragonias6725 cause it's 12 gotta beat that meat

[@scyra9997]

Just ordered the merch! Can't wait to get bullied at school for wearing it.

[@ahgetouttaere7808]

*HA'S U'S SUX'S*

[@spedwagon5705]

Ik but I still want it

[@masterimbecile]

Hey kid

[@ahgetouttaere7808]

@@f4andrew7 KZbin : [ smacks lips ] im sorry sir but thats not aloud, your channel is now gone for not being original, and for profanity, and lastly, violence

[@michaelmalloy6231]

I will protect you

[@calvingaster]

"You ever look at a mouse trap and think 'hm...not enough property damage'? Introducing the revolver mousetrap. From the makers of the snail trebuchet and the cockroach claymore." I swear I lost my entire mind fur a solid minute from lack of oxygen because I was laughing so hard.

[@Adenfall]

It was hilarious, I didn't seen it coming but it was awesome

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

I read mind as mud lol

[@vladimirsrdija9378]

Hahahahahahahh

[@thedragonofcanada6659]

just like the pug

[@komerka35]

Shawn Wood tested that trap, but the gun was not loaded though for you know, safety and stuff

[@BoopSnoot]

4:40 This caused no property damage, as it fired a blank round. The pressure from the blank was enough to kill a mouse or rat up close, and you were alerted by the bang to reload it. The blank wouldn't kill a human or damage the floor though, so it wasn't all that dangerous.

[@JTA1961]

Ratical

[@firen777]

Tom and Jerry: exists Germans: *MEIN GOTT*

[@voldemortsnose9398]

Sure that's exactly how we are 🤗

[@sleydax7563]

@@voldemortsnose9398 wei denn auch sonst :)

[@voldemortsnose9398]

@@sleydax7563 ich hasse diese Klichees uff 😑

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@voldemortsnose9398 dammmm guys stop speaking nazi

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@sleydax7563 you too

[@danem.9402]

“Why have many Cheez-itz when you can have one Cheez-them” *KeLLoGG wANtS To KnOW YoUR loCaTIoN*

[@FA-yi1vt]

Many cheez-itz*

[@trod146]

Shut up

[@eswa8049]

Cheez-its? Do you mean Cheez-Ours

[@FA-yi1vt]

Eswa *USSR anthem plays in background*

[@jlamb6919]

How's the kids

[@Killbayne]

"And they said "M E I N G O T T""

[@saschamayer4050]

3:57

[@bruhman5237]

Ich bin auch deutscher

[@waldii964]

@@bruhman5237 juckt niemanden luuuul

[@jamesrennie6050]

3:58

[@xXCao_RenXx]

Love it xD

[@MindOfFish]

0:34 is the same vibes as "why are you baking at 425 degrees for 20 minutes when you can bake at 8500 degrees for 1 minute?"

[@frigidguyy6316]

According to KZbin’s auto-generated captions “moron” is a swear word.

[@AJ-vs3yz]

@@DirtyBottomsPottery maybe some people shouldn't have free speech, and thanks to you for making me realize this!

[@TRDario]

​@@AJ-vs3yz Ah, so cenaorship is fine if you don't like their opinion? That is quite alarming, cause that's exactly what dictatorships do too. I don't condone hate crime and racism in any way, but freedom of speech is just like that sometimes, it can hurt. (not trying to defend what the other guy said by the way)

[@AJ-vs3yz]

@@TRDario yes, my bad, I really shouldn't have phrased it that way, but his words and inclusion of my home country in such a bad light wasn't very nice when India was not mentioned, nor hinted towards in any way in the original content or comment

[@AJ-vs3yz]

@@TRDario Maybe "The thing you said was extremely racist" would be a better phrasing of my thoughts

[@TRDario]

@@AJ-vs3yz Ah, now that you explained it is actually completely reasonable. My bad for jumping to conclusions

[@censusgary]

Austin is very proud of its “moon towers.” At least one of them is still standing.

[@zachinthehat1]

Gary Cooper Id be proud if my city had those, they're dope as hell

[@Hermititis]

And the moontower comedy festival does draw some pretty big names.

[@axodouble2643]

200th like

[@royceabshire2453]

They are frackin massive!

[@duality6918]

Fact of the day: the average horse has about 15-16 horsepower.

[@Anonymous-73]

Nani the fuck

[@aglitch3146]

My thoughts exactly

[@hiwaga7399]

So not only is the horse power a lie, but that thing on 5:08 also _reduces_ total productivity from your horses.

[@soggycatgirl]

Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure that horsepower's _original_ definition was the average speed a horse can go across 24 hours, so it makes sense that the peak speed would be much higher.

[@blob8252]

@@Anonymous-73 sonofabitch Stole my line

[@legitspaghettinoodle5589]

Sam is the most Chaotic good person ive ever watched

[@protestjvjv2meepmeep914]

"now, when you hear a gunshot in the middle of the night, you can rest easy knowing that one way or the other. There's one less pest for you to deal with in the morning." *HA*

[@officialclownbusiness7788]

Acidic Fallout yep. That epidemic is caused by most kids being on medication that says right on the bottle that it causes worsening depression, agression, hostility, etc. They should be shooting the shrinks instead of each other, but kids are too stupid to figure that out.

[@ciclon5682]

Succi has a point here

[@xerthetvaoan]

Tf

[@deltapoint2610]

I don't get these school shooting jokes. Must be aimed at a younger audience

[@xerthetvaoan]

@@deltapoint2610 it's not a school shooting joke. It's just a joke. Had nothing to do with school shootings. I think it was more of a suicide joke or something

[@stickynicky_]

Sam got bullied into making merch, so basically he got bullied into making money.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

All according to plan.

[@pansexualdoom3428]

Yup and he made it look cool too

[@JakefromStateFarm292]

The shirts are pretty comfortable ngl

[@THEEDGEOFTHEEARTH]

I love how you specified that the Germans sat down before watching that Tom and Jerry episode, as if it was impossible for them to watch it whilst standing up

[@randomcarbonaccumulation6478]

Aufgrund des erhöhten Verletzungsrisikos ist für das Konsumieren von Unterhaltungsfilmen eine Sitzhaltung einzunehmen. BGB §1536, Absatz 3.

[@fud0628]

I mean.. Why the hell would you watch a movie while standing?

[@tamozsenpai7896]

it’ll be a cold day in hell before i stand up while watching a cartoon

[@thineevee7345]

It's impossible to comprehend Tom and Jerry while standing

[@Knosferatu]

Why would you watch anything standing up?

[@H1PP1E88]

"aw, how heartburning!" -sam o'nella

[@domnichols3892]

“Hey you know what’s more important than oxygen? Nicotine” that’s how it be

[@evirareid1500]

... Booty?

[@mirowhzo5750]

MEIN GOTT

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Murica

[@TheMaskedFox288]

Pfft oxygen is overrated. If I'm gonna die young I'm gonna die young high

[@hesterfranks9716]

"Let this be a lesson, kids; with enough harassment, you can achieve anything!" - Sam O'Nella, 2019

[@miaujic4941]

and boy did we

[@fllores]

Ayee 69 😤🤣🤪😭😫😔👌

[@theomegapyrope9715]

Victoria II tutorial

[@Detahramet]

0:45 So, turns out, Pizza hut is literally selling Cheez-Them. Its a giant cheese stuffed cheez-it that like, a 6 inch square.

[@danatronics9039]

Thanks I hate it

[@woodfur00]

I'd eat it

[@FestiveRocket]

Danatronics EXCUUUUUSSSSEEEEEE ME PRINCESS YOU TELLIN ME YOU WOULDN’T TRY THIS CHEESY GOODNESS?

[@sqeak6317]

@@FestiveRocket its a mistake, against God's creation

[@memelgaming]

I’ve had one. It tastes like blended up heaven

[@cynthmcdonalds]

Dude, I remember watching him when I was 5 or something, just barely found him again after all these years of searching. *finds out he left the channel:*

[@learnmyname123]

*"AH! One of the Pep Boys is pulling a Spanish inquisition on this poor, wayward harlet!"* is one of the funniest things ever exclaimed on youtube.

[@kegsofvomitspit]

True poetry

[@liamgriffin218]

Benny Carpenter-Deason I sure wasn’t expecting it.

[@supersix-four9509]

@John Barber My boi Manny "The Mannster"

[@JNCHustles]

you know what’s more important than oxygen? *nicotine.*

[@ALH02]

JamezzGamezzz highschoolers with juuls b like

[@bulldowozer5858]

I, as a Nico, can confirm this!

[@cypriotfox8354]

What’s more important than nicotine??? Amphetamines

[@defensivekobra3873]

Perfect

[@player1ready664]

CBD

[@carolineyuen3247]

You didn’t mention how baby cages were in part stemming from a fear of the tuberculosis outbreak at the time and an effort to combat it with fresh air

[@illegallogger1250]

shut

[@pug3991]

Your car doors

[@hunterb6498]

And the

[@neptunesy5443]

Air conditioner

[@spedwagon5705]

Is

[@crinkly.love-stick]

A hollowed out pickle, full of lucky charms? Keep that dillwhole, stuff it full of cereal milk, shove a stick up in there, and freeze it. Voila! A tasty treat that's guaranteed to get you removed from public places! Perfect for the beach, grandma's funeral, wherever

[@wut_birbowo6166]

“Your cool rail riding friends called you a wackass and it really hurt your *feelers* ” (5:03)

[@picax8398]

My favorite line from sam

[@iceturtle-nb6rc]

Thanks for putting out merch, I can finally show people the only college that accepted me

[@emmanewell5871]

“Somebody better air out that musty muskrat before grandma starts drooping again” -Sam O’Nella

[@paulmahoney7619]

"The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war" Quite a name for the most deadly and destructive war in human history.