The Creepiest Pick-Up Artist

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[@sadpotato3386]

As a woman, I love that pick up artists exist... because they give bad advice and make it super obvious who to avoid

[@tree4318]

Same

[@flutterg1035]

Well if they actually gave good advice there would be less shtty people

[@sadpotato3386]

@@flutterg1035 shitty people will be shitty, good people will be good, regardless of advice

[@MK_ULTRA420]

PUA movement died the moment it tried to charge more money than escorts lmao.

[@ellewoodford262]

maybe they give shitty advice so that theres less men in the dating pool and they do stuff that actually works lol

[@mega_bird700]

If this made an actress uncomfortable imagine how women in the real world feel. Jesus Christ

[@tree4318]

Same

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Probably not as uncomfortable as you'd think, because they would laugh at him. 😂

[@nunpho]

@@MK_ULTRA420 nah, it's seriously creepy, especially when you're alone.

[@ieatchalk3934]

@@nunpho yeah. And the whole thing about advancing on someone when they don't push you away is actually a pretty bad mentality. Like what if it's making them really uncomfortable but they're too shy or anxious to push someone away?

[@TerrorLabRat]

To an extent maybe less awkward because, they’re allowed to walk away.

[@dustinaspectrum6337]

Him: "If I'm feelin it, she's feelin it!" Her: "I'm getting paid for this, I'm getting paid for this, I'm getting paid for this..."

[@doodlethealien8889]

I don’t know how much she was paid, but I still don’t think it was enough.

[@steevhairington]

Sexual attraction more like sexual harrassment

[@tree4318]

Same

[@tree4318]

@@steevhairington Same

[@louisalzate6185]

top comment material

[@kikinatrone]

How dare you question this mans love for his wife! 😅

[@ecyrd1324]

That girl did not get paid enough. This whole convention is messed up btw.

[@tree4318]

Same

[@thekawaiicripple]

Wait I’m sorry this is a whole ass convention? Based around what, pick up artists ? 🤢

[@atomicbritt226]

Imagine the crowd leering, I mean there's no way there's another woman there.

[@emmae5501]

@@atomicbritt226 actually, this is a convention for women. They want to make "women great again". So basically, they tell women to be more feminine, but NOT feminist. Women should also put their man first and give them lots of babies. I'm paraphrasing obviously but that's essentially what's on their website. That, and women under a certain age ( i think it's 21) get way cheaper tickets to the convention. The more naive and influencable you are, the less you have to pay to get in. Kurtis Conner did a great video on it a while back. As a member of Kurtistown, i have to recommend people watch it

[@danikajennings4473]

She looks like she’s being held hostage

[@r.e.holding]

She’s probably thinking, “if I don’t move, maybe he won’t kill me”

[@tree4318]

Same

[@ggundercover3681]

that's basically how it feels

[@cobraking7146]

Omg 🤣brilliant

[@jessicawest4698]

Kiss*

[@SabrinaRina]

Been there... too many times. Once a guy commented on being close on a red light about not needing to worsen his record. I'm no judge, so I said if he had a bad driving record but needed to drive for work to take it easy. He then dropped that he had a misdemeanor, clenched the driving wheel and said he didn't want to talk about it. Then he pointed out the window a few blocks later and said he was pretty sure this one house belonged to a serial killer, which I know a famous one did live in my city once... so it's possible it was, but WTF. Luckily that's the only time I've contemplated what it would take to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. That's something right? Whenever I get lonely I remind myself of the guys I thought would hurt me or leave me in a dangerous place to be harmed some other way and go "nah, I'm good."

[@naterhodes6211]

I like to imagine this was a friend he roped into helping him out so he could make legitimate advances on her

[@kennis265]

Because you're probably right.

[@tree4318]

Same

[@DOMUSMAXIMUS]

I was thinking he really was just doing all this to take his shot with her lol.

[@kikinatrone]

Or worse his wife. Lol😅

[@g.a2951]

Nope, that's just a struggling actress, I can tell

[@_MissLoLo]

The 2nd hand embarrassment is unbearable

[@tree4318]

Same

[@zz7733]

I'm hiding in the comments for this very reason.

[@sarakim1070]

I literally started reading the comments to stop watching because it was too much lol

[@breyy2qudda]

Same quite literally 3 minutes into the video

[@risingfalcon]

yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes. his message just came off as "as long as she gives you even a shred of attention, you're supposed to keep making physical advances on her however you want" and that's BIG BIG YIKES

[@kat_likemeow]

Even his speech pattern is odd...like he's trying to hypnotize her lol

[@tree4318]

Same

[@cobraking7146]

He learned that from his pastor when he was molested

[@Dinokreechur]

He has no idea what he's even saying

[@swankm9821]

@@cobraking7146 geez dude..

[@g.a2951]

YEAP! Damn, I would feel slightly molested 🤣

[@AllOfTheHallows]

"Its almost impossible for a kiss NOT to happen" *Backs away from him in total discomfort* 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@jessreinhardt4408]

He only had to omit one word for it to be true

[@blaize836]

This made me so uncomfortable, I let the ads play to give myself a little break.

[@tree4318]

Same

[@ggundercover3681]

dude I've passed this so many times. when I get scared or cringe hard I scrunch up and move my hands back and forth like a little kid. Jesus I could barely watch this. I was so nervous when he was touching her. even touching her freaking hips

[@ShaytheFae]

Yeah, I almost turned it off.... this is horrible.

[@YourFBIagent_]

This was really hard to watch, I’d rather watch every People Ruin Everything video than this

[@kennis265]

I think I might do that. I'm 2 minutes in, and I finished elvis' video on "martyrs" with no problem.

[@tree4318]

Same

[@onlineoddballs3668]

Bruh people ruin everything is entertaining. Disturbing puas are not. Edit: spelling

[@puppetstudio4989]

@@onlineoddballs3668 I think they rather see the cringe elvis talks about than see this shit

[@onlineoddballs3668]

@@puppetstudio4989 Exactly my point.

[@quietvalerie1]

I half expected dude to lean in and just start touching himself while he kept talking.....

[@tree4318]

Same

[@jaysonyeh1118]

@@tree4318 why do you reply same on every comment, as if your spamming?

[@tree4318]

@@jaysonyeh1118 Same

[@ggundercover3681]

@@jaysonyeh1118 prob a bot

[@colina1330]

I'm pretty sure he was hard throughout that entire thing, too.

[@HaidebugCreates]

You notice she’s kept moving away of him. She started from the stage that the middle and ended up on the other side lol.

[@tree4318]

Same

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

12:38 Oh no... Laughter... I thought this was just a creepy dude and an actress in a room together- but now I know that it's a creepy dude and an actress in a room with dozens of other creepy dudes. That poor woman...

[@ajlee2168]

it's a whole seminar babyyy

[@megmoo96]

Oh my god , I just noticed this too and it makes it infinitely weirder - as if that was even possible.

[@xXMishachanXx]

It's the 21 Convention, aka the MRA convention. Kurtis Connor did a video on their 22convention aimed at courting tradwife women

[@IfUSeekAndy]

Elvis’ faces when he’s reacting to that cringy guy are priceless. 😂😭🤣

[@tree4318]

Same

[@shrexydevito2521]

Holding hands?!? Before marrige?!?!? Disgusting

[@lilweedsea]

Coming from a woman, closing in on a woman like how he did is more likely to make her afraid of you/him than attracted to you/him. Smiles are usually nervous smiles as to not anger you or any other guy doing this to her. A smile is not an invitation to anything, and her outright rejecting you/him is something you/him need to move on from, not get angry about. There is no environment to close in on a woman like this, not even if it's too loud to hear each other, at LEAST tell her what you're gonna do, why and if she's okay with it. Please please stop assuming you know how women work and that you understand body language. You will lose your virginity some day, but please stop making women uncomfortable. If you have a friend, family or know anyone who has this mindset and does this please PLEASE call them out and keep an eye on them, they're a danger to women. If YOU are like this, this is for your own good and for the sake of all women; STOP IT, I don't care if you're 36 and still a virgin, STOP IT!

[@lilweedsea]

And Christ all mighty, if she lead you on, I'm sorry for you, but good God in Heaven, don't get mad her or all women for something you may have misjudged or misunderstood. And if she was really shitty to you, I'm sorry but that's not the entire female gender's fault. If you think this way, you're a child. You are immature and you need to learn to not talk to women with romantic/sexual intentions until you've learned to actually speak to people and take rejection gracefully. It's the adult world and it's not gonna be nice to you and just hand you a supermodel goddess just bc you think you deserve her. You likely don't, and yeah that "Chad" guy you're jealous of likely has this type of woman bc he's a "Chad" and you're not and there's not much else to it, GET OVER IT! Focus on you and just be decent to other people, it's not hard you just likely don't put in any effort to be a good person.

[@tree4318]

Same

[@youtubeuserdan4017]

I don't know why some men are so desperate with losing their virginity (and this is coming from a male); I honestly see it as pathetic and sad.

[@loneronin6813]

Honestly, I'm a guy and if a woman approached me the way this seminar guy did with that woman on stage I would feel creeped out as well. Even if I find a girl initially attractive I wouldn't want her that close to me. The way I see it, if you don't know someone or are just getting acquainted with them, don't just assume that being touchy or that sidling up close to them is ok. For one thing, it's objectively not. For another thing, it's disrespectful on top of just being creepy and if anything it will likely be intimidating. If I were a woman being approached by some guy I don't even know or don't know very well and he started getting too close and flirty or touchy I would feel well within my rights to get him physically off of or away from me and to get out of there in any way necessary. Seriously, if you aren't sure how to respond to a guy being this inappropriate, treating it as a dangerous situation (in my opinion at least) is a good option. Maybe this is just my own experiences talking, but the only time anyone I don't know has gotten that close to me in public is if they are looking to physically assault me. Maybe that's why I tend to keep people just far enough away when interacting with them unless I know and trust them. Regardless, whether it's someone being flirty or if it's someone being aggressive, if they are too close to you, it may result in you having less space and time to react should they do anything else that is inappropriate, be it attacking you or trying to pick you up.

[@alyssapinon9670]

Yeah a lot of times women won’t say no because they don’t want to bruise a guys ego and end up getting murdered by said guy as a result. I consider myself pretty blunt but I’m starting to wonder if I should be more careful so I don’t piss off the wrong guy.

[@bleskpidiblesk1700]

My head was instinctively leaning back the whole time to get away from that dude

[@tree4318]

Same

[@mowganashwey]

Same. Also, may I ask who that is/what they are from in your pfp?

[@bleskpidiblesk1700]

@@mowganashwey It's Voldemort with a nose lol. I don't remember where I found the picture.

[@hypercube8792]

I didn’t even realize that’s what I was doing. You’re right.

[@giornogiovanna3311]

I wanted to get a restraining order despite being a continent away

[@anniewayne5839]

He sounds like Nic Cage to me and that makes this whole thing SO much weirder.

[@havenschade8174]

I hear it now and it's so weird

[@tree4318]

Cic Nage

[@chinghamburger2200]

Holy fuck he does....

[@_Kuma_]

Oh, so it wasn’t just me! I thought this too and it makes it so much more uncomfortable.

[@aliji3]

Oh god...

[@leighamanda83]

"While playing close attention to how *she* is feeling as well," he said as he held her limp hand in his sweaty one, completely oblivious to her obvious intense discomfort.

[@soapybagle]

How to pick up girls 1) don’t

[@tree4318]

Same

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

By their *NECKS*

[@kemistree.]

@@Vaguer_Weevil I usually grab 'em by the *ankles.* That way they know I be trippin'.

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

Based.

[@missrebel634]

Be a normal respectful person

[@neenerneenerchickenweener7937]

“i cant hear u “obviously means invade personal space. yep gg dude

[@tree4318]

Same

[@Earlman418]

Here's a drinking game: every time you cringe at this video, take a shot Warning: May cause severe alcohol poisoning

[@anjacoetzee9327]

I don’t even need the alcohol to throw up 🥴 this is horrible

[@liamhutchinson4571]

Dancing polish cow

[@kat_likemeow]

@@liamhutchinson4571 wtf

[@kennis265]

I would have died. I was basically in constant cringe. Only thing equal to that is hooking me up to a whiskey IV.

[@tree4318]

Same

[@leighamanda83]

She turned around and gtf out of there so fast after it was over, man. I was having real anxiety for her, that must have been agony.

[@HomptyDompty]

I bet he smells like salami. Poor lady :(

[@tree4318]

Same

[@Gatorade69]

@@tree4318 Same

[@bigfecker7048]

same

[@Capyman505]

He sounds like a version of Nicholas Cage that went down a dark path

[@tree4318]

Same

[@hourglass3674]

I literally thought that the same time I saw this comment lol

[@WyattCayer]

So, just another Nicolas Cage? LOL

[@metalkreeper1449]

omg now i can't unhear it

[@sang8913]

Man, this woman is so patient, even if she was paid to act. I felt so anxious watching this and I'm not even facing this freaking creep. Becha he unironically asked for her number after.

[@martinhotte]

How did this guy get enough balls to rent a theatre and put together a whole thing to end up being the creepiest f ever, did he not run that idea by anyone

[@juaniev7990]

This man had "come a little bit closer" stuck in his head at all times

[@tree4318]

Same

[@loneronin6813]

I said the same thing to myself after watching this video lol Seriously, what made this guy think that any of what he was doing was appropriate, much less desired? I can't think of any human being who would find this kind of behavior attractive.

[@razvannionescu2970]

watching this i turned into a cat constantly saying ''no no no no no no no no no''

[@tree4318]

Same

[@tinycrimester]

I can honestly say whenever that's happened to me at a bar I've been extremely uncomfortable and wanted to escape. Which I usually do.

[@severlst2293]

No clue how that man has convinced himself that he is suave enough to teach a seminar.

[@martinhotte]

I feel abused just hearing this dude

[@samculp9468]

Ive been married for 5.5 years and i wouldnt stare at my wife ( quite so intensely and/or long) like that. She would ask me if I was ok, is something wrong? Super cringe to do it to a total stranger!!! A parent would have had to die or something like that. Hard to watch....

[@mollyclark6828]

“She’s naturally flirtatious and sexual...” umm 😂 bro. Wtf. I can’t. How guys actually can be this delusional escapes me.

[@g.a2951]

Men being men

[@g.a2951]

@Salty Syren she probably does it because the guys are really cute, woman have needs too, but they probably aren't desperately creeps like this dude

[@aleclorian7329]

@Salty Syren 'whoever she wants' people can sleep around if they feel like it. thats not a negative trait, being creepy and pressuring someone is

[@andrews8458]

Bruh this guys giving pickup advice from the 1920s

[@andrews8458]

Edit: In the 1920s they probably would jus beat her

[@jamstonjulian6947]

You have a weird concept of the 1920s

[@tree4318]

Same

[@shirophoenix01]

I found myself covering my face and flinching every time this guy got closer to the girl. I felt so uncomfortable watching this.

[@gamergrill3756]

"she's clearly very comfortable with the situation" Her: 👁️👄👁️

[@maried5473]

Pig and Elvis should become anti-pickup artists, teach people how and why this stuff doesn't work

[@FM-er1rv]

The way he uses her as basically just a prop throughout his whole seminar

[@AlfredSoul]

I'm willing to bet, the guy watches this back every now and then to relive the moment and subconsciously only filmed this to do so.

[@alexb4272]

The voice of Nick Cage, the face and beard of Pewdiepie, and the body of a virgin.

[@tree4318]

Same

[@Gatorade69]

@@tree4318 Same

[@ididntlikemynamesoijustput8693]

“And getting closer” *COVID-19 has entered the chat*

[@alburo142]

This guy gives me strong "serial killer" vibes

[@MrNostars]

I'm 100% sure he tried to ask her out after the show was over. I'm also 100% sure she rejected him.

[@soapybagle]

Probably thought they had a bond

[@courtneylitten9538]

Do you see how she’s backing away almost off the damn stage from where they started

[@thekawaiicripple]

I imagine he smells like hot dog water, Doritos, and sadness 😂

[@MK_ULTRA420]

With a hint of Acqua Di Gio since that's the #1 cologne on Amazon 😂

[@kassemir]

This is why you don't take acting and modelling gigs off craigslist :D Damn, really did feel like she had no idea he'd invade her personal space like that.

[@kallenurfi2534]

as soon as the video pulled up and i saw it was the 21 convention i knew this was gonna be a wild ride

[@rinamine]

this activated my fight or flight response

[@g.a2951]

That poor woman is really rethinking her life choices through this whole shenanigan. You can tell she's about to run for her life 🤣 At the end she's almost screaming "PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME"

[@vxz9726]

We need that "aliEN BACon" to come back

[@tree4318]

Same

[@ckenepah]

It's also important to note that a lot of the "sometimes women are just being polite and they're not into it" type narrative is because open rejection can be incredibly dangerous for women. it's a straight up safety issue bro, cuz men don't know that the world isn't theirs.

[@Gallant_Silver]

This guy sounds like he's just talking himself through a fantasy.

[@weird..guy..]

"how to pick up women" or also "how to take advantage of vulnerable women by pressuring them to sleep with you and making them feel like it's their fault"

[@srslydoatm9251]

Man as a woman this guy makes me want to stay abstinent

[@tree4318]

Same

[@loneronin6813]

I don't blame you. If a woman I didn't know did that kind of thing to me I would be weirded out and uncomfortable. I used to think that this kind of behavior from anyone was generally understood to be inappropriate, but then I saw this video.

[@thebeginingistheend]

being a pick up artist alone is just a creepy red flag

[@rachmaninovwasemo2313]

Does it really need an explanation? Approach someone & they move away = no. Approach someone and they respond positively = yes

[@Chazreal]

Felt like I was watching a nature documentary on the mating rituals of the North American incel Chad. Hilariously facinating!

[@thegoldenhammer12]

Guys! Right when the dude leaned in on her and she leaned back, an ad came on for a personal carry club! Lmao! Perfect timing!!

[@station7002]

I always thought pickup artists were those guys who perfected the pickup truck ad

[@paarsgordijn177]

That would be so much better.

[@tree4318]

Same

[@Gatorade69]

@@tree4318 Same

[@THEMADSOUTHAFRICAN]

And Then I get closer...

[@lasura]

At first I was disappointed this is not about that Hartley dude as I didn't think anything can be more creepy but this is a whole different playing field of creepy.

[@tree4318]

Same

[@courtneylitten9538]

And that guy isn’t remotely attractive either. I feel like he’s gonna chew through a log and build a dam

[@tree4318]

Same

[@Gatorade69]

@@tree4318 Same

[@tree4318]

@@Gatorade69 ikr same

[@waddle623]

@@tree4318 Are u okay fam?

[@tree4318]

@@waddle623 same

[@louisalzate6185]

bro she is probably like the first girl he's smelled in 10 years

[@pizza_yumyum]

The lady should get the next Oscar for stunts.

[@colina1330]

Holy hell, this is awful. The fact that he doesn't blink makes it even worse, too. I've said this about a few different "pick-up artists", but this guy seems like a real-life Dennis Reynolds.

[@rinamine]

not even joking, i'd pick dennis over this creep in a heart beat, and that's saying something

[@cobraking7146]

Her eyes say “help me please I’m being kept against my will”

[@wez_schow]

I love the "I am not getting paid enough for this" expression at 3:32

[@trashlillies8207]

god that poor lady :^(

[@thrushestrange5822]

I feel like this guy spent some time on the incel subreddit before it got shut down

[@onewomanarmy6451]

Don't you just love when guys talk about us women as if we are some sort of sexmachine and if you push the right buttons (the same buttons for every woman) she will without fail fall into their arms. We are people and would prefer to be treated as such.

[@Claypidgeon162]

"I paid you to maintain eye contact DON'T YOU LOOK AWAY FROM ME!"

[@brendenwalter9970]

I'm pretty sure what was going through that girls had was the song momma said knock you out by five thinger death punch

[@emmettgraves4925]

3:00 Elvis and that actress's faces matching up is fantastic

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

I can’t believe that any living person would want this creep getting all up in their personal space like he does. I feel so bad for that actress- that may be the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen.

[@housslight641]

he's showing us how to speedrun sexual harrassment

[@marypatten7051]

bleck. This is so strange. I feel like if you like someone just talk to them like a normal human being. No need for sexual crap. I practically held my breath the whole time I watched this it's so demented and unnatural.

[@joelb5345]

I love the fact that this is probably the only video (the one they are watching) that exists that PHYSICALLY HURTS ME

[@theKRB93]

I didn't even realize there was a live audience until the obligatory laughter halfway through, it was so silent as everyone else suffered alongside this poor woman

[@krumblemumble8628]

I know that different cultures have varying comfortability with distance when talking to another person. More often, people in Latin cultures are more likely to stand closer to you when conversing. Yet, this video of him leaning in with his head tilted down gives me the shakes. It's ok to get close to someone to hear them, but it's another thing to force yourself into another person's space.

[@alyssapinon9670]

Yeah because in Latin cultures standing close or kissing people on the cheek is not seen as sexual. This guy on the other hand was clearly trying to make it sexual 🤮

[@gretahunt4401]

There’s no certain way to get a partner. It all comes down to chemistry. I’ve had wonderful relationships that started off with an instant sexual attraction and a fast track to sex. And I’ve had not so great relationships that started off as friends and had a gradual romance. It just all depends on who you are as people and if you enjoy each other. I have friends who slept with each other the first night they met and are now married with kids, 10+yrs later. What works for some might not work for others. And all this pick up artist stuff prob only has like 20% success rate, even that might be generous. These things can’t be reduced to a calculated formula. If it doesn’t come natural to you it probably won’t work.

[@stainedaesthete925]

Never been so uncomfortable in my whole life 😂

[@florinivan6907]

You know it takes genuine effort to be the creepiest pick up artist. The competition is fierce.

[@flutterg1035]

I just....- the woman in me just wants to pull her out of there. In those situations, a girl could be in trouble if the guy doesn't want to back off and things could get sticky for her, and i just want to help her so bad omg

[@Synthia17]

Welp, that's my dose of cringe for this month.

[@ShaytheFae]

I think I was holding my breath when I thought he was going to kiss her. Like, don't dare. He may have killed women before....he's scary.

[@squid383]

Why isn’t he blinking WHY

[@kioiswaiting]

YES HELL YESS Ps: watching this made me cringe so hard... god, what is wrong with humanity

[@tree4318]

Same

[@troubledwaters7441]

Maybe I am stupid, but why don't these guys just...talk to girls like they are human or something? Be nice, listen, talk, have a nice time...why the "pick up" game, it just does not work. I don't get it...but the alienbacon responses are priceless lol

[@nickicrump9256]

Think that dude just went home to mommy and cried after getting rejected by that actress?

[@imhappy7632]

he'd probably take the actresses rejection as a sign of her playing hard to get, unfortunately

[@jazmelyduran2189]

His actions activated my fight-or-fly response in an instant

[@finnyoak]

The fact that he keeps staring at her and never addresses the audience is unsettling.

[@HallofLame]

Oh it’s blue now Cool

[@kel5760]

And purple

[@tree4318]

Same

[@JustAFavx]

@@tree4318 i see you

[@tree4318]

@@JustAFavx same

[@bryncore]

I hope they paid that model the big buck bc she deserves it I would have boxed the dude if he came that close to me

[@_MissLoLo]

Ew he touched her hand @4:35

[@blueripper1558]

Oh please what would someone in a relationship know how to criticize a guy who thinks he knows how to pick up woman

[@frostedmcflurry6580]

I used Theese tips on my girl friend and she broke up with me Please help

[@LegEnd-qj4zo]

You are really first

[@yumpi8096]

:o

[@tree4318]

Same