the CREEPY old man next door | STORYTIME

[@MikuTheMoss]

Honestly, should've done G-O-T-T-O-G-O

[@EatingDirt55]

“H-O-T-T-O-G-O ALL WEIRD MEN HAVE GOT TO GO!” Why is that so real😂

[@Airiethenoot]

😂😂😂

[@twist_ending7545]

​@Thund3rz_f4ngz what?

[@benjaminmorgan275]

The combo of your hair and the colors on your hoodie make your eyes pop, holy shit you look good dude!

[@dorkbait]

THANK YOU SO MUCH. everyone is so nice. 💛💛💛

[@_mirary_]

YESS it's primary colors :D yellow blue and red but the red is more pink, the hoodie + hair + eyes fit together so well !

[@PiperPersenaire]

Ikr!

[@Aragorn134]

He looks like Ken and I'm here for it omfg

[@tigerkitten8352]

He could start a cult with those eyes! 😂

[@celinamorrison4824]

It's even more wild to me that not only did they pick Dave out of all your normal and trustworthy neighbors, but that your mom allowed him to be picked and then got mad when you did the right thing and hid from him when you were unaware he was supposed to be there esp after years of telling you to avoid him and how bad he is and years of your own intuition telling you to avoid him

[@Tbaby_]

PSA: I was a waitress and bartender for 7 years and absolutely no customer can make you feel uncomfortable/ harass you and you feel forced to ignore it for a check. Always say something to a manager and 9/10 times that customer will get kicked out and hopefully trespassed

[@vll3yy]

this FREAKING channel omg everyone’s so positive 😭😭

[@dorkbait]

i love everyone here

[@BlossomBeads12]

Very demure spaces

[@rinnielikesmemes]

omg not the creepy s3xpest moments and then suddenly “he took all the good mushrooms” LMAO .

[@peppermintsyrup]

THE FRONT BANGS LOOK SO SICKKKKKKKKK I LOVE EM DUDE!!!!!!💕💕

[@dorkbait]

YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO NICE OMG 😭💛💛

[@peppermintsyrup]

@@dorkbait SERIOUSLY THO YOU ARE ROCKING THE AWESOME BANGS

[@Justmyrandomart]

When i tell you I was holding in laughter until "you can laugh it's ok" and i burst out 1:00

[@silly-scribbles-yt]

The amount of stories you have is insane, at this point you're just adding on to the Jess Lore constantly

[@MaddieFishblob]

Jess: ok byeee!! 5 seconds later: “Oh wait I forgot to mention that once he broke into my room while I was sleeping” _YO WHAT_ 😂😭 I completely flipped out ducidjegeisigf

[@PutKassOnTv]

When you started singing Chappell Roan, I was screaming, kicking my legs, giggling, crawling on the walls, and turning into my own sleep paralysis demon. IM JUST GLAD YOU POSTED, YOUR SUCH AN ICON JESS😭

[@BlossomBeads12]

I crawl on the walls and turn into my sleep paralysis demon when Jess posts too

[@PutKassOnTv]

@@BlossomBeads12 TWINNNNSSS!!

[@BlossomBeads12]

@@PutKassOnTv it won't let me reply to you by clicking on u but TWINNNSSSSSS

[@astralloser1177]

you’re giving 90s best boy in TV series vibes that i wish existed in the UK, and I AM LIVING FOR IT!! keep slaying, dude! you’re a living legend 💜

[@_TheGalaxyGaming]

THE HAIR AND HOODIE AND THE WAY IT WORKS WITH YOUR WHOLE EVERYTHING JUST AHHHHHHH

[@lukaisdumb25nico8]

Sir, I would just like to let you know I am literally obsessed with your videos because I used to listen to podcast while I went to the gym or in class specifically Colleen Ballinger but now that she’s been exposed, I don’t listen to her anymore so now you have filled that void in my life with amazing content

[@dorkbait]

imagine i get canceled next week 🤣

[@lukaisdumb25nico8]

@@dorkbait noooooo I would literally cry, you’re literally the only decent human being anymore. That makes good content.

[@rockmusicisperfection2791]

Standing ovation for the waitress that stood up to Dave

[@dorkbait]

a QUEEN 💅✨💃🏼

[@Candylady-jb6md]

I would have said worse

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

I love it when you tell us stories even though your stories are so messed up. I love you Jess and I’m glad that you are slightly better now

[@angelicafigueroa0221]

Going to a funeral I needed something more stressful to think about so, happy you uploaded 😅

[@jjcrossingd9565]

Honestly.....Real.

[@dorkbait]

LMAO omg… I’m so sorry for your loss though

[@otkucorner8274]

Legend says, If a person doesn't have a weird guy across the street, they likely are the weird guy.

[@lizziee07]

old men are weird sometimes..!

[@sienna-fnaf]

Amen

[@_theidioticgamer]

Real

[@ihnmaimsglazer9000]

“sometimes”?/j

[@asarishepard8171]

My grandpa was a proper old man just minding his own business making money at his own company 😂

[@ihnmaimsglazer9000]

@@asarishepard8171 ur grandpa sounds awesome man ‼️‼️

[@AuDHDVee]

Totally valid to hide from the creepy dude you didn't know was 'supposed to be' in the house, especially because him coming into the house after all the weird behavior and he *knows for sure* when your parents will be back!? Uh, yeah, I'mma hide, too, mama. Uh uh. I'm glad you did what your gut told you to do. Your intuition is there for a reason and if it's telling you the vibe is off, listen. No matter what anyone else thinks, listen. 💙

[@IM_GETTING_TIREDD]

HOLY YOUR HAIR- JESUS THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL

[@Killerbuneh]

Came here to say this ❤

[@KitCollins-h8d]

YPUR HAIR IS SO CUTE!

[@TESSCYN]

HOT-TO-GO ALL WEIRD MEN HAVE GOT TO GO

[@Not_simping_for_blitzø]

YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING btw I'm sorry that this happened to you all the love and support from the helluva and hazbin community

[@Theskibidirizler2000]

Fr tho I also feel so bad for him

[@Theskibidirizler2000]

Sorry him

[@Theskibidirizler2000]

I said her for some reason cuz I was randomly thinking about Sabrina carpenter while typing this cuz I was watching a short about her and then clicked onto this

[@Not_simping_for_blitzø]

@@Theskibidirizler2000 lmao-

[@Antisocial_Lover]

“Ok ‘Donald Trump’” why is that so accurate 😭🤚🏻

[@redRuxx]

that hoodie looks edible (I’m autistic)

[@slushieeyt]

It does look extremely tasty 😋😋😋

[@Idontreallyknowwhatimdoinghere]

It kinda looks like a snowcone

[@rockmusicisperfection2791]

Is looks so good!

[@silvionanimations3611]

Lol same 😂

[@silvionanimations3611]

@@KleptoKlaws cotton candy flavor ice cream? Atleast thats what it reminds Me of 😂

[@PiperPersenaire]

Omg i was so excited for you to finally talk about this creepy goober! Also we love it when you have long videos

[@Melanieisastar]

Omggggggg yayyyayayaay literally the best part of my Saturday is this , your hair looks good btw good job!!

[@emmett_the_5th]

I’ve just gotta say, not sure if it’s cause it’s at a later time or it’s the lighting, but in that extra bit at the end you can really see Jesse’s moustache, and he is really rocking it! Way to go dude!

[@Alex-pj5lc]

I need that sweatshirt

[@YourAlterEgox]

Jesse, love your vids, my man! Stay awesome.

[@Soda-paws]

The fact I was just listening to "Hot to Go" before this

[@Ashlyn_Banner_dogs]

A few months ago there was this old creepy ass dude was following me and my mom around Publix and staring at me and my butt .Keep in mind I was 11 and while one of my brothers friend came up who worked in the deli he came over and made a joke but my mom didn’t hear it because she was hiding me from the creepy ass man watching me.

[@Lunestica]

YO DUDE WHY IS YOUR SINGING ACTUALLY SO GOOD love ur vids ❤

[@Maksimus-prime4]

Where I live(soon to be used to live because I’m moving), my neighbors from next door (most of them) constantly did nuggs and sold them, they pretty much had a nugg selling business at their house. That is the only weird neighbor story I have.

[@Joedirt3349]

Nuggs? Of what?

[@Maksimus-prime4]

@@Joedirt3349 idk, probably coke

[@Gr33n-m3s]

Im loveing the ken hoodie lol

[@rebekahmokool4759]

The sweater matches the hair color! Love it! 🩷🫶🏽

[@hyperfixtated.freakX3]

The lps and muffin plushie is peak

[@dorkbait]

tehehe

[@Sips_water]

Can relate to weird or really really weird neighbors like the man across the street from me in the summer shot someone in his basement. And I’m in my room that has windows facing the street. I get up and go to the window confused and the police are there an ambulance even though it’s to late I saw they bring out the body bag. I was like 8-10 I think and it didn’t really stick with me at all though. I think this may have some consequences in the future

[@rebeccaernette1749]

YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD! also so sorry all this stuff happened to you

[@PEAK__]

man I love being part of this little community and honestly every time I hear one of your stories I'm like "what the hell happened to this pour guy?? He deserves better!" and even though it's horrible I keep watching.. yeah I don't know but I hope my interactions with your videos get you tons of money so you can live the life of your dream with dozens of pets and a cool ferrari or something. Wish you all the happiness in the world Edit : I said "little community" but just realized this chanel has two hundred thousand subs?? and like at least 20k views per video??😭 Your videos feel so niche and personal I didn't realize, I feel like I'm listening to a friend

[@dorkbait]

this community is great!!!!

[@PotatoQueen1989]

I got cat called at 15 always by creepy older men and then when i was 18 nothing, i'm grateful it made me not want to leave the house and luckily whenever i did i had a dog with me ♥

[@Mocha_Mage]

Love these story times bro, thanks so much for posting 🤌🤌

[@KittyrawrXD]

Less then 20 seconds in and thats horrible 😭😭😭

[@Leah-j7j]

Real

[@burrit01]

love the hair and the hoodie my guy

[@PC3inc]

There was a weird guy at my church, who would constantly mentally abused me

[@Joedirt3349]

Strange grammar formation?

[@wildcardshorts]

Love your new hair color!

[@fatemaaburashid2780]

I NEED A SHELF TOURR ASSPP🗣️🗣️😭🔥

[@dorkbait]

THAT SOUNDS SO MUCH FUN

[@im.cap1tol]

“I hope they play HOTTOGO!” “But this is a Jesse Dean video!” H-O-T-T-O-G-O!!!

[@DAHLSUCKSS]

yes, you are kenough, and like the most fun ytber out there also ur hair looks awesome man

[@crucifyivara]

I shouldn't relate to your videos but I do lol

[@dorkbait]

i’m so sorry dude

[@crucifyivara]

@@dorkbait It's no problem bro. I'm literally considering making my own youtube channel about my traumas lol

[@FLuffeeHeLL]

Help, MY LANDLORD IS NAMED THAT 😭😭😭

[@Maize202-gl9vg]

Side note: where did you get your hoodie

[@MichealMechanical]

You can get them online

[@MichealMechanical]

And there used to be t shirts at hot topic

[@Maize202-gl9vg]

@@MichealMechanical oh okay, ty

[@Maize202-gl9vg]

Wowwie I do not remember saying this..

[@DiamondDestroyer-u1t]

Me at the start thinking this Old man IM A BIG DOG BIG BEAR ...... IM A LION IM PREDATOR

[@Maicaaaa]

I love your new look!

[@cheyanngluck8194]

"Okay Donald Trump" My face- 👁️👄👁️🤭

[@JessFirefox]

Love the hair Jesse

[@cheese_129]

How dare youtube hide this from be for an hour

[@juno.moth17]

Love the sweater!!

[@voodoochild7533]

Take a shot every time I yell “EWW!” during this video. You died 💀

[@JasonDeanJDForShort]

Oh woah your hair is different now! And that hoodie makes it all swell together! You’re so pretty! Hope all is well! 😊

[@The_Art_Nerd22]

My mom would beat me with a coat hanger, when I was born she switched to the belt 😢

[@Jointhechaosx13]

HERE BEFORE 1000 I’m sorry have a great night ♥️♥️ (also your mustache looks great XD

[@ConfusedPengu1n]

the lion cub project got delayed but im planning on finishing next week, ill post a short to show yall :3

[@brandywise7113]

Love the hair and sweatshirt you look so handsome 🥰 I consider you to be my friend too 😊

[@Melanieisastar]

Speaking of weird ppl my mom was weird so was my uncle my aunt and my oldest brother

[@Ud34d_Røck]

I love that hoodie ❤🩵💚💛

[@faygo_cupcake]

Love the hair would look really nice once it's tonned all the way I suggest ice creams blue or purple hair mask (blue is more for bleach blond where purple is more for a white or silver )

[@Wallchild12]

0:19 FR

[@Alice.edmonds]

I looove your hair its amazing :]]] also this guy is very schetchy

[@Noaqq]

Hottogo all weird men got to go why is that the most relatable thing though?😭 Lily not there don’t even copy me unless you want to catch these hands

[@Joel-nu1ed]

11:56 80s is best(PS this is exactly what I was thinking when I heard you say here I go again)

[@Weirddragonpuppet]

There are so many old men that might like kids down my street

[@Jaygayy]

LETS GOOO CHAPPELL ROAN❤❤

[@RabbitDweeb]

I love your new hair it’s so cool

[@beadedbliss-n9d]

890th person : i know im cringe

[@SirBiscuitOfTownBiscuiton]

“I am kenough” real.

[@imnotpinetree2384]

0:18 so true they most go

[@Septemberthestorymaker]

The hoodie you were wearing in this video I am wearing the same one so when you posted, I said what the heck

[@HazelGamezAlot]

I am wearing a Kenough hoodie but its not the exact one

[@snoooooooooot]

The hair is gorgeous✨✨

[@KIO595]

The Hoody, THE HOODY, ŤĤĚ ĤÕÕĎŶ !!!!!!!

[@CEREALCAT27]

Kinda off topic but ✨I am KENOUGH✨✨💅💅

[@dorkbait]

WE ARE ALL KENOUGH

[@CEREALCAT27]

@@dorkbait we are 😌

[@rainbowoflight]

Personally I think there should be more of an uproar made about school sports uniforms (specifically girls!) it's terrible how they put these girls out there like meat

[@ThePhandomMenace]

I agree. They should also teach men to not be pigs, and leave young girls and women in general the fuck alone

[@Shaderdiceblock]

I love your hair

[@asarishepard8171]

Whats up boyfriend?? Oh boy creepy storytime 😂

[@AstridFleischman]

Hi Jesse you’re like my favorite KZbinr

[@SpaceUmbreDoggos]

I’ve been cat called before. I’m not saying all men are disgusting. It’s just that certain minority that gives them all a bad name.

[@Артём_Кузнецов-2000]

As a straight male I do NOT claim that guy 😭

[@EvelynCondelli]

1.Not the camero story again 😭 that man is WEIIIRRDD 2.’H-O-T-T-O-G-O ALL WEIRD MEN HAVE GOOOOOT TO GO’ caught me off guard LOL 3. Im scanning through comments and everybody’s so kind! (As we should hehe >:3) 4.11:57 you went from trauma dumping and than broek out into song. 😂 And sorry if this comment seems weird because there listed, but i just have lots of stuff to say. I yap a lot

[@AvenHarper-Non-binary]

Hi Jess!!!❤❤❤❤

[@SwiftlySwiftie1322]

Under one day!

[@Distressed_Cow_In_Walmart]

I own that hoodie lol

[@Kikiyo_thegamer]

Ur hair is rly kool

[@ilikepotholes]

You look like a ken doll (I say this lovingly)

[@EarMuncher]

i feel so bad for this person

[@dorkbait]

nooo don’t feel bad. just feel stronger the next time you go through something because humans can withstand a lot and there’s always something better on the other side.

[@EarMuncher]

@@dorkbait OMG WAIT U RESPONDED😭😭 wait ur literally so cool i really love your videos!! and ofc, i will:33

[@urfaveva-ei8hm]

❤

[@charlieleif29]

🤢🤢🤢 at everything this guy said/did Also I spent the whole time being jealous of your Kenough hoodie and your ‘tache

[@Sommerdayy]

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋

[@AvenHarper-Non-binary]

2 minutes!😊