The Crow 2024 REVIEW - A Gory & Very Flawed Remake

[@rahjelli]

"She's more wooden than my desk." Absolute classic burn lol

[@andrewhosfeld]

To sum it up quoting the great Michael Wincott’s ‘Top Dollar’ “Quick impression for you…Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!”

[@Fernando_616]

Lol... Underrated line from the original

[@HypatiaStudy]

That’s right! He delivered many lines we still quote today. One of the most stylish villains on screen ever. Will we quote this 2024 villain? Hardly.

[@LexingtonDeville984]

@@HypatiaStudyDanny Huston playing a demonic crime lord is nothing compared to Wincott’s stylish and sneering crime lord.

[@cyberneticshadow5572]

Remember Shelly from the original movie? The actress who played her had an ethereal beauty perfect for the role. Now, now we have this thing playing her resurrected, acid dipped corpse.

[@DOOMStudios]

My dad saw this and coming out just saying “why did they make this?!”

[@AncestorEmpire1]

The Crow doesn’t need remakes or sequels.

[@ArasshiPl]

EXACTLY

[@onojioboardwalk9748]

Its a DEI, Dead garbage-remake that is worse than ALL of the sequels flaws combined TEN times over! This is why the crow and 'City of angels' are only worth rewatching - We should be celebrating THOSE and laughing this SWILL theyre trying to pass of here for what is is. +

[@Chrismw81]

Sequels would be ok if they were well made. The lore of The Crow allows for that. A remake was completely inappropriate

[@boris1387]

100%

[@mackncheese1683]

@@Chrismw81blah blah…

[@CML-ng5ez]

The Crow works because you have sympathy for Eric and Shelly. You want Eric to get revenge for Shelly. This sounds like you can't have sympathy for these two because they're scumbags.

[@malachiXX]

I haven't watched it but Mr. H seems to have hit the nail on the head this time. I remember the reboot of the Hellraiser Franchise and that was excellent. Those people were druggies and losers as well but it worked for the movie. You didn't expect the people involved with the Lament Configuration to be loveable or sympathetic and yet you could feel for them. They started low and there were no expectations and they surprised the audience. In the Crow, you are supposed to feel for their plight and understand the need for Eric's vendetta, but it's most important that you see the injustice in it all. That they were essentially good people caught in a bad situation, not of their own making. To start them off as lowlifes doesn't engender any sympathy when bad things happen and to introduce the supernatural right off the bat and not have it be Eric is an odd choice. That's what made the real Crow movie so amazing. He was the only supernatural aspect of the movie and the grounded in reality, ("this is the really real world man! There ain't no comin back!" ~ T-Bird), thugs had no way of dealing with him.

[@kd9749]

Oh yeah, Eric and Shelly are a couple of drugged out losers and barely even know each other before they die. It’s so beyond stupid, it makes stupid seem smart.

[@Adam-sd2ow]

Ernie Hudson brings a lot of the humanity.

[@SSS.1984]

It's a slap in the face to James O'Barr. It was a drunk & careless driver who killed his girlfriend. It was that traumatic event that led him to write The Crow in the first place. This film is an insult to him, his late girlfriend's memory & of course Brandon Lee's memory.

[@y_bu]

the remake that nobody ever asked for or ever wanted

[@JurassicRod]

We all know why that female lead was cast and it wasn't for acting ability. DEI.

[@zoebaggins90]

Yep. Also, promotion of interracial relationships.

[@MakerInMotion]

It sure wasn't for beauty. The original Shelly Webster was gorgeous.

[@bensamuels4976]

"Looks a little bit inbred." LOL! As the kids say these days, I'm dead.

[@KC_Runz]

"She looks inbred" howling 😂😂😂 I also completely agree 💯

[@ubx9563]

I'm quoting that one.

[@SarcasticPlotRecaps]

Isnt she dating Robert Pattinson, whos actually quite handsome lol how did that happen??

[@dwaynerush9599]

Ahahahahaha.

[@MichaelF-cc8ri]

Their race usually are.

[@skepticalbadger]

​@MichaelF-cc8ri Whose race? She's half white.

[@OrthwormJEB]

I don't care about spoilers. I had no plans on watching the 2024 film. Thank you for taking the time to watch and give us a review. P.S. This SC is for the content you provided your audience.

[@MrHReviews]

Thank you so much man, really appreciate that

[@colmduggan8230]

They turned Eric and Shelleys relationship into something sordid comparing this to the 1994 movie is so stark in contrast Shelley fought to stop herself and Eric and the other building tenets from being evicted Eric and shelley also cared for Sarah because her drug addled mother wouldn't they were selfless people who tried to help people they also had a wholesome traditional relationship they were engaged compared to junkies who had a week long fling and claim to love each other modernity in a nutshell

[@UltraDonny5000]

If they made this an original film, it might have worked but they just had to drape The Crow's skinsuit over it.

[@JH-ks9oi]

As a “recovering alcoholic/addict” there’s nothing romantic about detox, withdrawals, shake sweats, puking or the smell of chemicals n alcohol out your pores

[@alexanderkirk3126]

Amen 🙏, we never need to be that again !

[@JohnnyNada]

Same I'm trying to quit drinking and it would be better if it didn't show their "true love" was doing drugs drinking and banging, it'd be better if it showed them recovering together and making music and falling in love then getting murdered

[@jamesjackson6563]

To me Shelly's buck teeth we're distracting enough 😂😂 yeah this movie was horrendous

[@sargonixofur1234]

Shelly as Nosferatu

[@MichaelF-cc8ri]

Thought she was English with those teeth.

[@skepticalbadger]

She is English. ​@@MichaelF-cc8ri

[@TheArtist3210]

It feels like a shared addiction than a love story

[@cheeseboytrey]

the crowker is what happens when the crow and the joker have a kid...

[@Solidus78]

So female crow then?

[@JacobBrooks3768]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JurassicRod]

I get Jared Letos Joker from this Crow very much. So your new naming of the character is spot on.

[@T-M-N-T]

Buy the comic or trade paperback instead and enjoy that Crow

[@Chrismw81]

And the Trust Obey album

[@gundamnerd]

90s Movie is better

[@MakerInMotion]

The version that looked like he was a member of Motley Crue.

[@MissZen94]

Did they even do a memoriam at the end for Brandon Lee. James O'bar and Brandon Lee deserve better.

[@ericfaith2810]

The Brandon Lee flick wasn't that good. Nothing like the comic which was much darker and violent.

[@skepticalbadger]

BS. ​@@ericfaith2810

[@GothWolfRants]

@@ericfaith2810Yawn

[@MrMaharg65]

They really should just dust off the Classic and rerelease to cinemas to let audiences see just how fkn great it was/is ⚡️

[@tomlewis4205]

They actually did recently have a 30th Anniversary showing at some cinemas- I missed it but it was also super limited.

[@repairshop22]

They did a few weeks back. It was great

[@watchmehope6560]

If they start doing that with classic movies, the NPCs might wake up and see how trash and trite modern cinema is. But thats a no no.

[@jefftherefan804]

That would be awesome !!! I have never actually seen the OG movie.

[@scottowentattoo]

I literally just found out that FKA Twigs was born in my home town of Cheltenham. According to Wiki she attended St Edwards, which is a privileged private school. I've been inside the drama department there, lots of pics on the walls of students that were in the latest BBC production etc.

[@MichaelF-cc8ri]

She ain't English.

[@skepticalbadger]

​@MichaelF-cc8ri Yes she is. Half white, born in England. She's English. Unless you're a white supremacist of course.

[@reign114]

Some drunk ass people took lots of drugs and wrote a script. then took a shit on the script and put it in a blender. then hired a herd of monkeys to put the pieces back together again. then taped it all to a wall and threw darts at a wheel of plot points. Shot a movie with a shitty camera and made it saturated in post production to fool the audience into thinking they're watching something pretentious. then marketed it as a guy slowly losing his mind in maybe purgatory. but it actually just makes you feel bad for the people who put money into the production."

[@kcx1588x]

Lololol I think you could write a better script than them lol!

[@scottharris1985]

The first film is the best. I am so tired of all of the remakes. Can we have more original works?

[@JacobBrooks3768]

City of Angels was a completely different story all together.

[@mistercheetah9717]

James O’Barr has made other crow books about other crows returning through the years and from their own tragedy… what is keeping studios from adapting those is beyond me… Eric and Shelley as a story was told once perfectly, let it be.

[@SatanicAussie]

The Crow - Stairway To Heaven was a television show where Eric and Shelley were the main characters. No one complained about that back then

[@GIBBO4182]

Could’ve just done a reboot. Used the Crow, but not Eric Draven…the original is a cult classic, you don’t mess with those!

[@mistercheetah9717]

Completely agree, James O’Barr wrote several other stories about other crows and all of them are quality books in their own right… imagine having them as script outlines and still making this…

[@unpopularopinion-1]

“Shes not hot.” 😂 cheers mate spot on. Your take on this film is the best I have seen. I couldn’t agree more with the finale thoughts. This should have been its own crow story and not any kind of retelling/remake. Great video

[@vanzahn]

Tissue damage? Bill should have used Scars-Guård

[@Orion-h9q]

Oh for fuck sake LMFAO!!! Dad joke level: Expert

[@SoggyDonuts79]

Twigs is a has-been singer who’s only really known to people because of her relationship with Shia Labouf.

[@GUSTAVINNESSONN]

She may be as wooden as your desk but she's also the same colour so acting schmakting, hire her!

[@taylorburke5388]

Unfortunately that's exactly what I thought and why I believed the film would suck. It's almost as if they want us to be pissed off and hateful

[@craigmoorebrightsparkprodu799]

After all that, the strongest element of the film ends up being The Crow himself. Really wish they'd stop these stupid stunt castings. Twigs is a prime example. One of the reasons why the '94 film works is because you can really feel why Draven would go to those depths for Shelly. If you don't like her, then you're not going to relate to him.

[@emmabauer1906]

Twigs was cast because Rupert Sanders has an obsession with Robert Pattinson. He was the director caught cheating with Stewart. Twigs was Pattinson's girlfriend following Stewart. This casting was based on that.

[@LexingtonDeville984]

@@emmabauer1906Maybe it was his way of getting back at Pattinson since he was jealous? Pattinson’s career is doing fine regardless now that he’s Batman.

[@BigBossBernie]

Just have her help him out of his addiction, she'd instantly be important to him and a better person.

[@immortal5812]

Kind of like O’Barr’s fiance actually did for him…H is coping hard to defend this crap.

[@Chrismw81]

I don't have a problem with sequels. Part of the lore of the story is that it could happen to anyone. Making this Eric and Shelley made this a failure before it even got off the ground.

[@bigkmoviesandgames]

I love the scene where Eric and shelly are snorting pills off of their Jared Leto Joker poster. I also loved it when they first meet each other and share a blue raspberry flavored vape pen. It was pure cinema!

[@Alex-TheAlien43]

I can not tell wether you are joking or not and it is making me chuckle even more so

[@davidbrown7522]

@@Alex-TheAlien43really u can’t make this up

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

😆

[@Alex-TheAlien43]

@@davidbrown7522 well they did and it is a severe failure 😂 I'm just having a pint and i am gonna forget I ever layed eyes on this by watching the original and having a good snooze at the end of it

[@Orion-h9q]

Given what I've been hearing about this movie, I almost believed this was a legit movie moment hahaha.

[@savage1469]

The crow and The Lost Boys are ony DO NOT REMAKE LIST.

[@Orion-h9q]

Funny thing is, The Lost Boys was getting a reboot that ended up getting put on a "indefinite hold" lol. Rumor has it, the remake was very vocal about adding LGTVBBQAC- elements and got hated out of creation. Thank the gods for that! So for now The Lost Boys is safe.

[@scottwhitaker442]

Some movies should never be re made especially this one. After Brandon’s death and his wonderful performance. I ask why other than$$$$$.

[@MosherBear]

I'll see the film eventually, but from listening to you, I've noticed that there's nothing from O'Barr's graphic novel. So there's no retake on Top Dollar, Fun Boy, Tin Tin etc. No officer Albrecht or Sherri/Sarah, the only living souls that Draven connects whilst resurrected. Knew that the film was never going to beat the original and reviews have more than confirmed this, but will see it in good time.

[@JustGoWatchPodcast]

‘Don’t make your two leads angsty crackheads with zero chemistry’ should be a golden rule in Hollywood

[@JacobBrooks3768]

That's why it doesn't make sense to me. Apparently, Shelly in this film isn't Shelly Webster, but Eric is still Eric Draven...

[@JohnnyNada]

I wish they got out of rehab and encouraged each other to live cleaner lives and get back on track, instead of being sid and nancy lol. I'd feel the love was more authentic if they cared more about healing together than being junkies together

[@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022]

Surprised skarsgard even bothered, even if it wasn't a remake or reboot, it will always be compared with Brandon's movie. Skarsgard needs to establish himself like Keanu reeves did as neo or John wick. He has the talent, also, he had an awful cast of actors in this movie too.

[@MichaelF-cc8ri]

His life, his choice 😮😮😮

[@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022]

@@MichaelF-cc8ri at the end of the day , it's just a job for him, he gets paid well, job done. But for memorable performances or something he can actually craft for himself. And be remembered for. It's still pennywise from the IT. Yeah, his choice and life.

[@TheKnight886]

Matt Reeves or Robert Eggers Would make a peak crow film 🙏

[@RyanG0899]

True, but they still shouldn't touch it. The original is still good.

[@Jimboh1637]

All the film makers had to do was adapt the comic. Not give the Crow the DmC 2013 treatment

[@mrdunbar6758]

"inbreed wood" fantastic

[@FalseH3]

I saw her in the Shia Labeouf movie about his life, Honey Boy. I remember seeing her name in the credits and being like wtf is that? Looked her up to see she was some singer. Insane name. Don’t even remember her in that movie, didn’t stand out at all. Funny that movie was also about addicts. Playing to her own experiences maybe? I’m guessing she gets gigs the way weird art girls typically get them.

[@mrxudune1815]

Well I'm glad I won't waste my time with this. Thanks for the honest review mate.

[@noctisluciscaelum2960]

Movie is fine with a few highlights of course has issues but works if I don't compare it to the original. For what it is it works on its own

[@4G63Tx]

The only way I personally could ever see a modern Crow movie working is if they had placed the setting in Norse mythology and in the Viking era. New protagonist, you have the pre-established lore of the Norse thing which already features ravens as important characters, so you could have all the violence, you can do the love story still, but you would have the added bonus of the Norse mythology which would sort of fit together with the original story.

[@Dogfathergrooming]

I was a homless heroin addict FROM 2013 TO 2019 on the streets of chicago! Jesus saved my life ( not trying to preach) Eric Draven was a talented musician, a selfless person that also cared for Shellys little sister. What in the actual fu*k where they thinking making the main characters selfish drug addicts? There is nothing endearing or romantic about it. When an in love with another addict, its constant lies,using, and screwing one another over for that next fix. "REAL LOVE IS FOREVER " becomes meaningless if you make them drug addicts. What they were thinking writing this is beyond me! Cheers Nate! been a subscriber since you started the channel! You are always mybgo to source for movies... watched Longlegs yesterday, LOVED IT!

[@alexzapf6422]

This movie would have probably fared better, had they just made an original story and created something new. And. Maybe casted the movie better. Crow was never heavy into the supernatural part of the story.

[@battleaxe8252]

The Eddie furlong sequel was better🤷‍♂️🤣😂

[@ZoeKavanagh]

I really enjoyed the film but yeah its not a patch on the original but its so different it works on its own. Yeah FKA twigs cannot act, she is the weakest element of the film.

[@anpowicasta2135]

The Crow" leaves us with all of these questions and more, and sure, that could be chalked up to issues with the filmmaking. Yet it seems that Sanders intentionally wants to lean on the story's most primal and spiritual emotions, eschewing logic for mystery and letting the audience fill in blanks rather than spoon-feeding it to them. "The Crow," as a movie and a franchise, is cyclical, just like life and its endless struggles. Love, Anger, Despair, Justice, and so many other forces are not elements that can ever be fully resolved. What the Crow represents more than anything is their eternality.

[@D8TNCracka]

I was never a big Crow fan, but I enjoyed this movie more than I did the original. I know you're not supposed to say that on the fanboy dominated internet but it's true. I had a fun time with this movie. It was cool. That's all I need it to be.

[@PhoenixSnakeUK]

"LOL More wooden than my desk" I dont think I could have critiqued the movie better :))))

[@crisdorcas4655]

I think if they would have done better by being like strange darling and had its segments and had the story in different parts like chapters. Basically it would have been done better if we went back and forth with all the scenes they shot with Shelly and him and explaining why he care so much for her. It would have kind of been better than actually showing it because it was only a couple days in real time. It wasn't even like the original story. They actually live with each other had apartment

[@torchwood00]

Deadpool & Wolverine returns to the top of the box office as The Crow tanks (badly)

[@reefarolla32]

i never had any intention of watching it, no way am i ruining that memory of Brandon Lee's legacy. he didn't do many movies

[@saltyarmyislegion4876]

Same, rip Brandon.

[@Chrismw81]

The Crow and Rapid Fire are among my favorite movies. Showdown in Little Tokyo was terrible but fun as hell

[@pizzathehutt1812]

The hard R (18) was probably because of the drugs aside from the gore. Since you said they were broken etc. Probably would’ve landed the (15) if that was cut out, I believe that’s how the age ratings work

[@James-n2b5o]

I seriously think since it's the 30th anniversary of the Original Crow film they should release the original in theaters 4 like a week or maybe even a month just so people can see the Grand Canyon sized divide between the 2 films + the fans of the original including myself would absolutely love it!

[@zoebaggins90]

They're gonna eat you alive for that Twigs burn 🤣🤣🤣I laughed so hard though.

[@nealprice6262]

Wish they leave the classic alone where are the original new stories

[@fasih_rehman]

@H you need to google FKA Twigs I think you are partially right about how she got the role. She once dated Batman and the Shia Lebouf - she was the one that sued him. Thanks for the review, saved me a trip to the cinema. Will download in a few months!

[@Hicks-g1m]

I knew this new Crow remake was going to be average to awful at best. You can't beat the original Crow because it's a masterpiece and will always stand the test of time RIP Brandon Lee

[@RyllenKriel]

No worries about spoilers, I'm not going to watch it unless I am drunk, and I wake up on the couch and it's just on Netflix by coincidence.

[@immortal5812]

The “healing” is so stupid, so he heals, but they need it to be slow, painful and have it leave scars? Why? Is this a supernatural movie or not? He’s returning to the dead anyway, what’s the point of his body scarring? You really did a lot of mental gymnastics on this one.

[@MichaelF-cc8ri]

Supernatural limit.

[@immortal5812]

@@MichaelF-cc8ri What’s the point?! He has limited time in the world of the living to take care of what he needs to put his soul at peace so he can return to the dead. The idea shouldn’t be for him to linger around and struggle to take vengeance because he has insufficient power to get the job done.

[@burtbakerack1110]

Always appreciate your reviews, Mr. H!

[@TerminatorT8OO]

The Crow is just Robocop for goths...

[@Orion-h9q]

Old joke for the classic movie, but it's not wrong lol!

[@ELMAGODAVE79]

I love how diplomatic you are dude. A very decent fair review. This film to me is the epitome of bollocks. Well done loads for being fair.

[@jimle2078]

Creativity died with cell phones.

[@doylehart5708]

I literally kinda agree with you on this one. It wasn’t absolutely shit, which I guarantee we both thought it was going to be. And yes they needed a way better actress than fka twigs or at least showed her musical talents which would have made more sense. At the end of the day I thought it was 2.5 out of 5 stars. And in the lull of shitty movies coming down the pipeline in the next few months, not a bad flick to go and watch at the cinema. And the original is seriously the greatest graphic novel film ever made in my personal opinion. And I’m my in my mid 40’s, and I have always been an avid comic reader. So the fact I didn’t hate this even though I agree it could have been so much better. I’m still ok at what I saw. Cheers mate!

[@misss.o.j.]

You ROCK, Mr. H!💛

[@supoa9489]

Seems like the best aspect of the film is the lore and mythology, introducing elements from previous installments in the franchise specifically Big Bad Roeg with the ability to steal essence or powers from others similar to the villians in Wicked Prayer (2000) comic. Loosely adapted in 2005.

[@tbaymufon6448]

The original crow had an amazing soundtrack. I legit still have the CD

[@paulc1553]

The Crow (1994) is one of my favourite films ever, one I've always wanted to see in cinemas. I was able to this year for the 30th Anniversary and made for one of my best movie going experiences ever. Hard pass on The Crow (2024).

[@Paugose]

Draven when Shelly dies : Life's destroy, soul broken, becomes a dark avenger, ready to give his soul for her. Shelly when Draven dies : HO NO! Anyway, let's get back to singing and dancing. Gynocentrism strikes again.

[@Gh0stDiaz]

Facts. #Boycottthecrow2024 Rest In Paradise Brandon and Bruxe Lee. There can be only one Eric Draven!

[@SatanicAussie]

Yet Mark Dacascos played Eric Draven in the television series and no one whined about it then. And Mark did a good job as well

[@Gh0stDiaz]

@SatanicAussie yeah it sucked then sucks now, Hardly anyone knew about it That's why so few complaints.

[@aerosnail]

I love the original Crow, but I never saw the alleged sequels, so I sure as sh@T ain't seing this reboot. Thanks for the review, H

[@darthsenate9506]

"Shelly!" - Randy Marsh and Mr H

[@blastradius9136]

The whole third act is in the trailer lol

[@donovanbradford8231]

Given how violent the action set pieces are and with some slightly different editing and a different name this film probably would have had a much better response. Because I've heard the action looks great but it takes quite a bit to get them, versus the original film it doesn't take much to get to the first fight followed by the non stop action that the original has.

[@Vates104]

The Crow is one of my favorite movies. Why remake it?

[@Domaorn]

ive given up on movies in general i watched a review on Borderlands and im glad i missed it... in this same its like the Acolyte where she changes the color of the light saber... no light sabers and the force dont force like that lol. are there any good actors anymore?

[@anonymouslyunknown4811]

Am i the only one who wants an animated adaptation??

[@redheadboyyy123]

I feel like this film is just almost there. Like there’s plenty of ideas that are so close to being dope. The pieces are there. There’s so much potential, but for one reason or another it just falls short. Like I didn’t hop on the hate train when it was announced and i was optimistic up until i watched it. Going in with not letting myself compare it to the original, i gave it a 6/10. There’s stuff i wish they did where all the stuff i was cool with was there then they just tweaked it wrong and i was upset. Like the idea of them being junkies and falling in love right away is completely fine with me, but like H said, you could make that work, but they don’t make them likable. I would change a handful of things and it would easily bumped up. Get rid of Eric/Shelly, make them change their ways after breaking out, give us more action throughout, give us more LOVE and less SEX. Having sex doesn’t show us how much 2 people love each other. Make them have more lovey stares from across the room or eating while joking, or whatever. Rewrite the bathtub scene and give us more like that. That’s my $0.02

[@DC1138]

Yeah, Ill stick with the original

[@drizz847]

“There’s not a lot of spoilers” not surprised considering they showed pretty much the entire movie in the trailer.

[@SuperEnforcer88]

Maybe she is a DEI hired, no?!

[@86BarbOmega]

Fun and Fair review. Cheers!

[@wayneblake2222]

I might see this later maybe at home but I have the original on 4k steelbook which is a fantastic fantasy film this will never be better then that, the great Brandon Lee rocks.

[@itskitty808]

I'm sorry, but Brandon Lee IS The Crow.

[@thecopperiris]

Why was this movie even pitched and approved for a remake? It's a slap in the face to the Lee family..

[@visitjessiechan]

If i had a nickel for every time a reboot came out and I asked myself: why couldn't they just make a new movie? new characters, instead of ruining the original? Hollywood is made of a bunch of cowards

[@tonytube5334]

Can’t wait to watch that opera scene on KZbin in a year 😅

[@kneecap161]

This in not the crow this is a man on pcp who forgot about revenge

[@shaneblack4862]

This film may have worked for me if it wasn't a remake of The Crow, a film that did NOT need to be remade! Is Hollywood so bereft of ideas nowadays that they now have to destroy classic films made in era when they could make enjoyable entertainment?

[@y2j1980x]

So, ignoring the plot and character issues (& I watched this video so forgive me if this has been discussed here) for a moment - I get they’re not popular - in terms of the action sequences. Do they make this film worth a watch? I think it’s a huge shame this film is getting the bad PR it is, and I seem to recall this review saying Bill Skarsgard is alright in it, but I just watched Barbarian the other day (which he has a significant role in), and I absolutely loved it, so it’s a shame he’s in a dud here. When I first saw him in his Crow outfit I must say I was a little disappointed because Brandon Lee’s Crow looks like a superhero. The new one looks like they’ve pulled an extra out of Mad Max.

[@y2j1980x]

Watched this video about a week ago

[@kd9749]

This movie was f*cking horrible. Top to bottom, start to finish, horse shit. Just watch the original, infinitely better in every possible way.

[@diabolicvulture2480]

90% shit and only 10% decent? Pass bro.

[@OrigamiDragon]

Haha I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that about her

[@JohnnyNada]

Fka twigs is "we got Zoe Kravitz at home"