The DARK PEASANT Is UNKILLABLE in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[@skipstreak3269]

12:28 "i want every gun we have to fire on that man" Dark Peasant: **Brushes off shoulders**

[@Procraftbrother]

The Last Jedi reference. 😆👍

[@skipstreak3269]

procraftbrothers glad to know people still respect that scene, lol

[@dexugold6901]

That’ll work

[@crystalsteinbeisser5909]

Did the guys that control the tanks read the title of the vid if they did they would have just said bye falisha

[@sueellenwalter8792]

Blitz how do you get Legsy. Map and. Were is the tank in the map Blitz

[@neilweaver2356]

"I defeated the red team single-handedly." Me: *glances at the orbiting black gloves of death*

[@virgilioalforque6565]

You actually have channel I accidentally hit your name

[@birdsayshello]

@@virgilioalforque6565 dont we all have channels

[@EndearingExotics]

@@virgilioalforque6565 everyone has a channel

[@lionobama1397]

8:04 the best sound he ever made is when he wanted to say “OOOOOO” but was in the middle of saying Thor so it was just “thOOOOOOOOR”

[@TeamCloud.]

lion the 8:05

[@lionobama1397]

Team Cloud Developers 8:04

[@Noahjowow]

When blitz says: why are they running away? Me: *fear dawns in eyes* they're not running away...they're being dragged.

[@Procraftbrother]

😆

[@onetokk]

You just got yourself a sub

[@Noahjowow]

@@onetokk what a lad

[@obsidianthedirewolf1530]

They’re*

[@Noahjowow]

@@obsidianthedirewolf1530 done

[@МикхаельГулимов]

I tried to kill superpeasant and darkpeasant. There's the strategies: 1) to kill dark peasant you need like a two hundred or so ice giants, he for some reason gets stuck in their corpses and does almost none damage. But maybe this was just a bug. 2) Superpesant is actually easier, a bunch of cupids just lock him in place and slowly kill him if they manage to hit him once

[@patrickkural1315]

I think you can stop the superpeasant by using the banner bearer

[@МикхаельГулимов]

@@patrickkural1315 banner bearer can stop only units on his team.

[@HawkSlam]

Patrick Kural I tried it, it doesn’t work even if the banner is on your own team

[@vandrew4692]

Dark peasant is easy to kill just use super

[@rodomify7681]

the super peasant literaly does so much damage he can kill himself in a few seconds

[@Psnuer]

New people: what’s the dark peasant Ogs: I haven’t heard there name in years

[@dannypetruzella2686]

I remember when like the only way to kill him was to have so many M-16s that they just pushed him off the map

[@dannypetruzella2686]

Not a spy I remember before that existed

[@dannypetruzella2686]

Not a spy That was so long ago... I can barley remember... remember Trump and Hillary lol

[@klumzykook]

Danny Petruzella YES LOL

[@CrownedIndieVisual]

PsGaming I have been around when the spike dark peasant first came out. The dark peasant with the balls do less damage to the OG super peasant. The peasant with 999 reaper tentacles is classified as a dark peasant. This god hand dark peasant is now more OP than the others... He could block ranged units as he smacks then down. Point is during all the years TABS was active for the beta, closed alpha and alpha and each version has their own updated dark peasant!

[@Blackish.mp4]

just swinging his little ding a ling back and forth. blitz: lets give him 10 cHeErLeAdErS

[@sharkarp3376]

Evan Vinojo Francis LOL

[@kinglycrimson]

10 CHEERLEADERS TO PLAY WITH

[@TestTest-nv1dc]

@@kinglycrimson oh dear god

[@rlKhaios]

Wtf

[@MoistCat9]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Gabstermi]

Blitz: The Dark Peasant is unkillable! The Super Peasant: *Are you sure about that?*

[@rlKhaios]

Actually the super peasant cant even 10v1 the dark peasant

[@lowkey3973]

People saying that the super peasant Beats the dark peasant me knowing that it’s a bug and the super peasant doesn’t do any damage on his own he pushes the dark peasant trough the ground

[@reichertmatias2994]

@just a very weak boy yeah but its still more dif to kill normal like no super cause he can block all ranged units and destroy all in range

[@gachaverseanimator5562]

Use a dark peasant against catapults you’re really gonna love the outcome

[@calvinsquire3188]

IKR I did that he threw them right back

[@gachaverseanimator5562]

King H dark peasant catches the boulders mid-air then throws them back

[@bernardcalixte6646]

I saw it it's so cool

[@bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132]

what about spawning units like scarecrow or the clam guy ??? what would that look like

[@dashmog9068]

Put him in a fight with Thor

[@bryansmart360]

19:19 Blitz: so what is the most powerful melee unit in the game. Super peasant:Am I a joke to you?

[@aozzya1563]

he said at the beginning that he didn't want to use any overpowered things

[@bryansmart360]

@@aozzya1563 Oh.

[@CHEZZISH]

Blitz: Keeps on saying the dark peasant is the best in the game. Super peasant: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?!?

[@killianozio1074]

Auctully there is no challenge cus dark peasent is OP

[@skoptook9321]

dark peasant: Chad super peasant: simp

[@jordanrice1323]

Super easly beats dark

[@skoptook9321]

Jordan Rice nah fam

[@PredatorH2O]

@@killianozio1074 Superpeasant always wins .

[@rockiecraft]

Nobody: Anime MC when the power of friendship kicks in: 12:10

[@Joel-tv7jw]

Rockiecraft kirito after having a flashback of eugeo

[@Archalias100]

*Fairy Tail flashbacks*

[@thegreatknowing]

9:50 Oh look! A new splatoon update!

[@haroldfamulagan1852]

Great joke!

[@person4579]

lol XD

[@bevbee9372]

Dark Peasant: Ima kill them from a far. Super Peasant: *YEET*

[@fixer8231]

The Dark peasent is like: lol stay out of my Way Or get deleted.

[@anry2129]

Yeah, so true

[@briishcabbage568]

im not sure staying out of the way works i think you more have to never be within sight range, as long as he can`t see you he can`t kill you.

[@fixer8231]

Alex Pan Dark peasent: oh shoot- uhhh nvm ill just go home

[@psychedtim]

An den the super pesant

[@syraa5616]

No, he just doesn't want to get the corona virus

[@colechappy5671]

Blitz: i defeated the red team single handedly Me: except for all the dark peasant's glove hands

[@MajesticUC]

Blitz: “Dark peasant is unkillable” Super peasant: Hold my bracelets...

[@Meridian453]

Super peasant is unbeatable

[@shadowspeed5440]

Flowey The flower no Super Peasant can beat Super Peasant

[@carrott36]

cupid can beat super peasant

[@MajesticUC]

@@carrott36 1 cupid alone can’t beat the super peasant

[@carrott36]

@@MajesticUC yes but u don’t even need to break ur computer, u only need a few

[@americanmapper2445]

Blitz: There something very satisfying about a pikeman maybe because of his stick

[@blakethepersonwhoreallydoe6907]

16:34 the dark peasant got a sword in him. So I wonder if a ton of super buffed sword casters could defeat it

[@Nopeboat]

Nah I've used 100 hwatchas he blocks all of them

[@karatethemadscientist4116]

I saw that too

[@bobbythelion6879]

No even if range attacks hit him he take no damage

[@karatethemadscientist4116]

Dam I forgot I commented on this

[@EndearingExotics]

@@Nopeboat Trust me sword caster have a higher probability to hit the dark peasant

[@JosephLachh]

Thanos: “all that for a drop of blood” Dark Peasant:

[@jicao]

When your frames per second turns into seconds per frame you know you have done good

[@axolotlwithaglock1769]

Death by scarecrow with 100,000 cheerleaders except the scarecrow dies if it spawns to many crows for some reason

[@clash9087]

"They're so excited" -Blitz 2020

[@fyroflamefirezemotonetcg8694]

uses super pesant,"oh dude! Thats your team there!" was his team!

[@mininglikeapr0]

Blitz should play Among Us, I feel like he’s going to have a really fun time

[@Duck_looking_for_grapes]

Him vs one punch man EPIC FIGHT Right guys like to say yes

[@allmight6048]

Bluefox dark peasant can win by throwing saitama under the map

[@Duck_looking_for_grapes]

@@allmight6048 na I think he got it I believe one punch man is the best

[@allmight6048]

No I mean it’s in a video on youtube i wasn’t making a theory i was stating a fact that I’ve seen

[@icecream2318]

5:38 did blitz just swear

[@Zaxoosh]

YER OMG, does he swear now?

[@HULKO425O7]

Pretty sure he said buffed up

[@Zaxoosh]

@@HULKO425O7 hope so.

[@icecream2318]

@@Zaxoosh me too

[@Yung_b.]

Hey blitz just so u know at 16:34 exactly 1 sword struck the dark peasant

[@poyokid916]

Blitz: Let me know how to kill the dark peasant! Me: imma say 2 words: Super Peasant

[@recc3957]

**everyone gets brutally murdered** Cheer leaders: “YAYYYYYY :D”

[@jakobhegedus3825]

you can kill the dark peasant with the super peasant. like so blitz can see

[@radioman7777]

Blitz to tab unit: did you die? Tab unit: yes Blitz: your name is Kevin now

[@systemnotifications9784]

9:51 dark peasent go brrrrrrrrrr

[@thegreatknowing]

When you're early and all the comments are "eArLYYyYYy"

[@aozzya1563]

actually I see more comments like this and the "when your so early that it's all "first" comments." than first and early comments

[@thegreatknowing]

@@aozzya1563 You'll see more if you're actually early, the early comments don't get liked.

[@aozzya1563]

@@thegreatknowing I've been early before and only saw like 3 early comments and like 20 of these comments

[@jadenshaw3009]

"I unlocked the TaAaNk" Gotta hate it when your voice cracks when in the middle of a video and *"Oh it's just swinging it's little dingaling around back and forth"* I like this guy. He's funny

[@williamlangdon1132]

"they cant even hit him* Blitz: puts the towers 10000 miles apart and the dark peasant has infinite range I WONDER WHY THEY CANT HIT HIM.

[@nuclear9929]

I guess the dark peasant can throw hands with anyone

[@equinox7593]

Me in my head: I wonder what would happen if you gave the tank cheerleaders * Blitz says it * Me: Now I remember why I subscribed

[@omeganinjaboy]

I surrounded the dark peasant with a LOT of Artemis units (using the circle perimeter really small around him) and he could not block all of their arrows, some got through which means he has a limited number of hands he can use to block with. Once he goes over that limit you can hit him with the heavy damage stuff. He throws explosives and small bullets back at units though, so don't use any of those (Gatling guns, explosive cannons, quick draw, etc). He can not block wizard lightning or any attack that falls from the sky (like Gunslinger bullets). You can give a sword thrower a bunch of cheer leaders and go into super slowmo and he will generate a laser beam of swords. Also, if two projectiles go for the same spot the dark peasant will not use another of his hands, so you have to use inaccurate or strafing units to make him use up more hands.

[@themarionette4468]

Or just use a super peasent

[@adamarcher1814]

16:15 the moment in every anime when the big bad makes his first appearance

[@alphasmile3402]

I love how his power is just the godhands

[@bluedude5325]

Dark peasant is literally the manifestation of ‘Social distancing’

[@Green-iv4lw]

And the super peasant is a karen that is refusing to social distance and wearing a mask,that what just came to my mind when i saw your comment

[@The_Unbeatable_Foe]

8:49 cheerleaders help the tank tank proceeds to genocide the earth

[@reinhartgobel49]

16:35 a sword want in dark peasents sword can kill him

[@UselessStickMan]

Yes, one sword made it in when there were 100 sword casters. And that single sword probably didn't even do 1/100 of his health

[@bri_5024]

Hi hope every one is OK make sure to take care of your family and have a good day ♥♥

[@commandercashew2339]

“Oh he’s swinging his little dingly thing,*oh that came out wrong*”

[@billyjdonut]

Blitz:he did it single handily large brains:he did it MANY handily!

[@emeraldwolfpack8852]

I was messing around with the dark peasant and I managed to hit him with a single arrow btw I had 100 artemis

[@skellytheskeletos8490]

Whaaaaaaaaat

[@danieltee9406]

So did blitz when a sword from the 50 sword casters were shooting at him

[@radicalaps9230]

1:00 that didn't come out right either blitz...

[@Gianlisins4412]

Im a very big fan

[@asblr_fireball1688]

Cecil Subido congrats on being first

[@powerful8996]

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[@izimatsara]

The dark peasant is the tabs version of the "oh no... anyway" meme

[@abigailmendoza176]

"Nothing can kill the dark peasent" Super peasent:Am i a joke to you?

[@RandomGuy-so8of]

This would make such a good anime where the dark peasant is the enemy and they try all these ways to stop him and then super peasant comes and blah blah

[@temporaryname4121]

A bunch of pikemen might be able to defeat the dark peasant because they do very high damage and have an amazing range for a melee unit. It might also help to put some damage sponges to tank the damage so the pikemen can get close enough to hit the dark peasant

[@moistydumpling7367]

I LOVE YOUR EPIC CONtent Hopefully i can post great content like you :) keep up the good work blitz love the tabs.

[@kubag2780]

Dark peasant:im the best! Super peasant:are u sure? Ice giant:someone remember me?

[@square7546]

the dark peasent might be the child from fantastic beasts and where to find them.

[@eduinacosta3340]

12:10 raw footage of Luke skywalker surviving the lasers of many AT ATs in Star Wars TLJ

[@wooflakes]

Blitz: Its winging its little ding a ling back and forth! Also blitz: not fast i need MORE SPEED 10 CHEERLEADERS Also watching the Dark Peasant block 50 tank bullets is just the coolest thing

[@qstorm38]

0:41 “It’s just swinging it’s little ding-a-ling around back and forth!” -Blitz

[@Swu1863]

The pikemen were actually meant to stop transportation like horses.

[@gobbie6269]

5:35 um did i hear you wrong lol

[@joshieman]

Your not first Your not last More importantly *Who the heck asked*

[@burry__]

Exactly

[@mrgreen7316]

I asked

[@andrewmoore4413]

A way to kill the dark peasant is 1 black hole hobbit and then some weak units in the way back

[@idha39]

no one: hitler to the train driver: drive over them tough that will be exciting

[@newtonberry640]

3:04 The perfect weapon doesn't exi-

[@larryvilla6869]

There is something satisfying about the the pikeman he has a really long stick in front of him. Me:😐

[@NotSaneAshley]

Super Peasent: Are you Underestimating me..?

[@cheeselord8153]

The beginning reminds me of a certain square in China that ”nothing ever happened in”

[@egaladon5910]

0:40 tiananmen square, 1989, colorized.

[@tyrannosaurustacos5411]

The super peasant reminds me of yondu's mind contoll arrow from Guardian of the Galaxy

[@Akainari]

Blitz: THE DARK PEASANT IS UNKILLABLE! super peasant: are you sure about that?

[@iwritejava]

“Banner bearer does nothing” Sure

[@eian1057]

Swinging his Ding-A-Ling around lol

[@neurosae]

Kid: is hung with a twizzler The Oompa Loompas: 3:33

[@themarionette4468]

You got me lol

[@kraitus]

Blitz: oh its swinging its little dingaling around My mom: son what the hell are you watching?

[@rlKhaios]

10 sec later:let's give him 10 cheerleaders to PLAY with!

[@brossetigre9236]

Blitz if you want to defeat him you need about 600 or more wizard/Gandolf because there attack isnt block by the dark peasant and you need to place the dark peasant in the smallest circle possible

[@samrobinson9094]

12:28 Luke in the Star Wars sequels all over again

[@SkeepyBeepy]

you play warcraft?!?! LOVE THAT GAME!

[@iliasik2nd]

7:00 with this speed he isn't a wizard, he is Darth Sodius.

[@fafathought7506]

1:55 have you ever heard of the anime "Gate"

[@erajdm2631]

It was so touching when he sayed "look at him flaling him turd around"

[@carmonaandrea]

Blitz says “Let’s see if this works” my ads pampers extra strong padding

[@crazyenderman7371]

Dark peasant vs reaper everyone wants to see dark peasant vs super peasant but im trying to be unique.

[@tankivali708]

Its swinging his little dingeling XD Its so funny

[@kamenridertheblueknight5313]

3:02 Swag: I set my tank in defense mode! 3:03 cue carnage!

[@balthazarx2354]

Blitz: The DARK PEASANT Is UNKILLABLE super peasant: hold my beer

[@guymandude9054]

0:41 It’s just swinging it’s little thing around *oh that came out wrong*

[@rlKhaios]

10 sec later:let's give him 10 cheerleaders to PLAY with!

[@Kattenmessi]

1 superpleasant vs 1 darkpleasant

[@wahengbammemcha9195]

Super peasant

[@hayden.8057]

Tip: you can use the banner bearer (not to be confused with the flag bearer) to keep units within the range of the cheerleader because the banner bearer keeps units in place.

[@Asherius]

Blitz: Why dont we give him 10 Cheerleaders to play with. Me: How bout u download the bug dlc and well yknow... put range units attack fast.

[@devilbowser253]

Gotta say that the tank is my favorite to possess and play as

[@calebmoore-verity]

There's a strange list of ranged units that can harm the Dark Peasant; the Bonemage , the Fanbearer and Shouter, Thor, the Wizard, the Gunslinger, the Bombthrower and Bombcannon (although the shrapnel from the cannon shells gets thrown back) and the Pumpkincatapult (although the pumpkins sometimes get thrown back). He seems to completely break when you use one of the Dragon units against him, the game gets really laggy really fast so I'm not sure if he blocks the fire

[@hudsonbeadles6626]

put the dark peasant up against some super powered hawatchas (sorry don't know how to spell it) it is beautiful.

[@sabergaming9158]

Title: THE DARK PEASANT IS UNKILLABLE! Every tabs fan: like we didn't know already...

[@lokani]

9:41 Gaster using his polychromatism after seeing sans and papyrus die.

[@kermitthefrog979]

Problem:you can't kill dark peasant Solution:you pin him against another dark peasant

[@tetzloffcharlie4003]

11:06 hear that Mom!!!! Now I'm not a disappointment because I can do a head spin. so I didn't waste 10 years of my life to dance huh never thought I learn anything on youtube.

[@christophermoore6110]

Literally almost nothing can even survive 1 shot from the ballista and it’s great