The dark side of caffeine addiction in retail

[@hellotheregeneralkenobi2147]

Rowan's father with coffee literally 'Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east!' 🧙🏻‍♂️

[@dapidminiAiki]

isn't n the Book, Gandalf says something a little different? but I didn't read the Book, so this version brings me chills

[@roelven1282]

its more like a pack of zombies looking at an unfortunate wanderer walking in their terf.

[@Elfdaughter]

@@dapidminiAiki yes, in the book he never mentions a time frame. ‘Keep well the Lord of the Mark, till I return. Await me at Helm’s Gate! Farewell!’ Have to admit, the film version is a bit more epic!

[@VonUndZuGeist]

I think he was more afraid of the coffee addicts than the wargs and their riders.

[@brucelucasjr5856]

INFINY!!!!!!!!!!

[@gamechamp19]

100% accurate, from the perspective of a non-coffee drinker

[@frostfolk2644]

Never noticed how horrible coffee drinkers are, being one myself. To me it's a social thing to complain about this kind of stuff but personally, I'm not really THAT bothered when there's no coffee. I always assumed people would purposefully exaggerate that they "can't function" but it seems that I'm the only one 😅. I would say it but not mean it and would just be as nice. Coming from a non morning person.

[@Akm72]

I drink a lot of coffee but it wouldn't bother me at all to drink something else, so I'm with you on that. ​@@frostfolk2644

[@Lalita_Luna]

I'm happy that you live with a healthy and energetic brain and the ability to balance out your life enough to recharge from exhaustion and keep your brain healthy. I'm pretty sure many people just don't have that luxury

[@mariozenarju6461]

@@Lalita_Luna It's pretty easy when you learn the art of not giving a frick

[@danielgwinn8981]

Hell coffee is like the only way I can deal with people

[@oddtomato1049]

1:19 "I haven't had a coffe since I was six years old." -I have to know the Britt lore!

[@Myrkin]

She used to be a coffee machine until she started getting upgrades after her 6th birthday.

[@billybob-ro6qf]

I HATE ALL COFFEE & TEA. NEVER TOUCH THE STUFF

[@MarylandFarmer.]

That must have been some brew to keep her going all these years later.

[@Gregon001]

They banned her from drinking coffee after that one incident in first grade caused by downing a venti mocha latte frappuccino with 5 extra doses of sugar syrup. 😔

[@sven711]

She fell into a kettle of coffee when she was a child and this now lasts forever.

[@willtheinspector2560]

There was a part of me that expected Byron to come in with his own coffee and say hi to his best friends in the whole world before said best friends mugged him for his coffee.

[@valisbyte8461]

Speaking of, where the hell is Byron?? I feel like we don't see enough of him, sadly

[@missscribble]

Come back Brydon! We miss you!

[@agiar2000]

"LET'S! GO! MUG 'IM!!"

[@DeadPoolyInDaHouse]

​@@missscribble *Byron....🤨

[@missscribble]

@@DeadPoolyInDaHouse Bydun?

[@col.sambers9033]

This literally happened to my coworkers when our in store starbucks kiosk was down for a day. I like Brit don't need coffee and was deeply amused by all the addicted souls falling apart.

[@axmedxabarovsk1020]

starbucks - doesnt sell coffee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skawel1]

starbucks, yack..

[@Gratindauphinois-26]

​@@axmedxabarovsk1020 i was on the way to write it.

[@Matt10124]

"Don't do caffeine kids, Uncaffeinated hero, Constipated screams". Watching these skits a second time with the subtitles on is so worth it.

[@KasumiRose77]

OMG my poor mother. She adopted two coffee drinkers and hates the stuff. We have to drink it to sleep properly at night. She just don't understand. Poor mum

[@cheshyr1]

Don’t forget “coffee purge”.

[@mandaloriandeathknight4819]

i always do subtitles after i found out about the hidden stuff lol

[@angrypotato_fz]

"Oui, oui, oui"!

[@bryanyu5225]

@@angrypotato_fz lol "translate to English"

[@kiel_doesntplay]

The caffeine crash is truly hitting peak when things go bad....

[@mayebeline1149]

I like how accurate the crashing in this sketch is. I was a serious caffeine addict, finally gave it up, and a week later I felt better than I ever did on caffeine. I always turn down caffeinated drinks now, like "oh no thanks, I don't drink caffeine, but thanks for the offer" and it's always been taken well. The more you think you need caffeine, the more you should stop taking it. It only feels like you're dying for a few days. In a week you'll feel like you just drank a whole pot of coffee all the time. It's amazing.

[@burntalive]

@@mayebeline1149 That was me except it took 6 months to finally stop feeling off. I actually get a headache when I have any sort of caffeine these days. It's nuts what caffeine does to your body.

[@kyltredragmire4939]

​@mayebeline1149 I drink soft drinks in extreme moderation. Not for any real health reasons, but because it makes regular old Coca-Cola taste SO GOOD! It's insane how numb to the flavor your tongue becomes.

[@moivaanmoi1547]

@@mayebeline1149i call bulshit never had eny efect other then sleeping more when i didint drink coffee a year for test because people said stuff like this. use to drink 1-2leters a day. now 0-1 leters a day.

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

Britt, the most high-strung member of staff, being the only person who doesn't drink coffee.... I've never felt so seen. Also, "I haven't had a coffee since I was six years old" _needs_ to be unpackaged.

[@ecamiran4004]

Childhood caffeination just hits different. Nowadays, my anxiety, my ADHD, and my anxiety about what I'm screwing up due to my ADHD are more than enough to keep me going and I haven't been reliant on caffeine since I was a kid. But I miss that jittery happy feeling of a nice, warm cup of coffee when I was 8 years old.

[@PrayingForTruth]

Agreed. I'm of Gen X and it was *not* the norm to allow kids to be hyped up on caffeine--or any drug, other than aspirin or cold medicine, if needed.

[@-Monad-]

​@@ecamiran4004 who gives an 8 year old a cup of coffee??

[@SiXiam]

@@-Monad- Weren't you a kid? Didn't you take a sip of your moms coffee or tea?

[@Petr75661]

Obelix effect

[@doorofnight87]

I love how Britt is somehow both the craziest and the sanest one in the store. Also, her facial acting is great. I am also terrified of what happened to make her quit coffee at six years old. I am guessing whatever happened there is still an official gag order surrounding it, but her teachers, classmates, and neighbors still sometimes talk about 'The Incident' in hushed whispers.

[@wolly875]

She probably gave them all PTSD

[@velkanzi]

@@wolly875 You trying to write the next script , right? ... and yes, it definitely should happen.

[@knightcrawls327]

I got shunned once at my job because I didn't know how to make coffee I've never drank it nor have I ever used the machine, people hissed at me and one person started playing the shame sound from GOT. Safe to say I've never been asked again to make coffee for my coworkers in the break room.

[@MalfosRanger]

I feel that.

[@Tibbs_Farm]

I had a buddy make coffee thr morning after a huge party. I wake up go outside and ask "who made tea?" Dude-"if you don't like my coffee, you don't have to drink it" Me-"i am pretty sure I just missed darker than this. I guess it is time for me to make some actual coffee" Dude(after my coffee got made)-"yall better watch out DOT might take this to fill that pothole with" Me actuallyawake-"yeah, this is coffee"

[@Zombiesbum]

@@Tibbs_Farm What diarrhea did I just read?

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

That's lowkey workplace harassment. You should've told them off. Some coworkers they are!

[@justalonesoul5825]

@@Zombiesbum what awful harassing comment did I just read?

[@AlKraTaZ]

"CHAT TA FARK UP BRIT!!!!!!!"

[@impossivel2006]

That's a t-shirt

[@jimmy12347654]

Best line

[@turbo8584]

that sounds like a disease

[@48some]

holy.. f... that line hit me hard 😂

[@1erRadiant]

Of all of them, Adam saying this

[@SandraOnCloud9]

Our office coffee machine broke down last week! Luckily we had a spare one in the cupboard!🤯

[@dishmanw]

I bring my huge mug to work, and lasts me until afternoon.

[@rajabuta]

Why 😂

[@t.crow9531]

Wait wut, spare coffee machine?!

[@SandraOnCloud9]

@@t.crow9531Yup! When I first saw the spare coffee machine I thought that my boss was a bit crazy…until the first one broke down!😂

[@Nancenotes]

I have two spare methods, including an Aeropress in the drawer. One is none and two is one.

[@EternalQuestion]

Saw the notification come up, just thought I'd watch the video before going for my coffee break. Now I'm questioning my life choices. Thanks guys.

[@aeonise]

As one of the small number of people for whom caffeine does nothing (and one who dearly wishes it worked since I am the antithesis of a morning person), I appreciate seeing everyone else have to occasionally handle a morning without it.

[@lordgrim4525]

same, caffeine does nothing to me. i just like drinking my black coffee everyday because it tastes better than water

[@CaffeinatedTigress]

here here. I can drink it for weeks on end then just stop without warning and have no problems. Drink it before bed and go straight to sleep easy. Though, I will say it is part of my migraine protocol. Tylenol, coffee, hot shower then sleep. Cuts down the length of time I need to sleep before it clears up in half. (it's about 3 hours vs 6.) But energized? Nah. Coffee with heavy whipping cream and a touch of salt is my go-to. I just like the flavor.

[@xellos5262]

So I assume Theine doesn't work either, when it is chemical immunity. I've recently learned a recipe that might help you. Translated (and in metric system, so translate if american :) ) 120g Oat 60g Nuts (We use mostly walnut) 250g dates 3 tea spoons coconut oil 1 tea spoon backing cacao 2 table spoons peanut butter cream All into the blender so it turns into a paste. The paste then gets formed into little mouth sized balls, which can be eaten as is. Tastes really good, and 2 of these buggers have the same effect on me as a cup of coffee, just less extreme. The ramp up of energy takes a bit longer, and the ramp down is a lot smoother. So you don't have the highs and downs of coffee.

[@Astraeus..]

It's not physically possible for caffeine to just "do nothing" to you. What you have (and I do as well) is a naturally high tolerance, which is something around 10% of people have for reasons unknown. Most sources of it, at least in liquid form, are fairly small doses, and caffeine itself metaboloizes pretty quickly. Generally speaking, 4-6 hours is about how long it'll be kicking around in your system before it's not doing anything anymore. The only way you're going to figure out what caffeine actually does is if you did it on purpose with caffeine pills, eat 4-6 of the 200mg tablets and wait awhile.....I mean, maybe don't do that if you have any kind of heart conditions or whatever, but for a relatively healthy person the actual overdose rate for caffeine is upwards of 10,000 mg in a relatively short period of time, so as long as you don't do something moronic and swallow 50 of the stupid things you're gonna be fine.

[@SIS3W3N]

Sorry to disappoint. Drip and Keurig options at home. McDonald's on the way. Free coffee at work. No way I hit the morning meeting on less than 2 cups.

[@GBImagecreation]

Guys literally made a 2:22Min long Coffee (Mug) Advertisement.. smart

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

We're smart cookies

[@GBImagecreation]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague we got one of many proofs right here folks :))

[@jm3962]

It seems that, like Obelix, Britt fell into a cauldron of a magical potion (coffee) when she was a child and is still under its influence.

[@tristanoleary7595]

Appreciating the Asterix reference 🧪🪽

[@GabrielAndryus]

Ditto, love the Asterix reference 😂

[@yarpen26]

An Asterix reference in a largely Anglophone community? By Belenos...

[@leadandelion5127]

​@@yarpen26 Asterix & Obelix traveled far and wide all over Europe! ;)

[@yarpen26]

@@leadandelion5127 Europe. Not Anglosphere.

[@davidestabilini4468]

I never drink coffee, while my collegues state they can’t start the day without it. I really can’t understand them, I totally sympathised with Britt.

[@t.crow9531]

you need to start drinking it then, once you start it for a year you will understand them.

[@ElPolloDiabloCH]

Everyone reacts different to coffee I guess. I can go from 5 coffees a day to 5 days without coffee no problem. Caffeine somehow does nothing for me. Wish it would though, would certainly make mornings more bearable.

[@TeenPerspektiva]

​@@t.crow9531why would they start drinking it if the only thing thats gonna happen is they will become dependent on it? That is not smart at all

[@jamescheddar4896]

last job I worked people deliberately waited until they punched in to have their first coffee and cigarette and would try to squeeze a 15 minute break out every hour doing one or the other. it's obnoxious and people think they're putting one over on you every time lol

[@e.d.1642]

Because that's literally an addiction. I can understand them because I also have an addiction, although not to caffeine. And they show really well why it's really hard to break it : it really does feel like you won't be able to live without it.

[@XFrozenAshX]

Rowans "Dad" is actually adorable.

[@SolThax]

I always happy when I see him too. He remind of my Grand Pa one of the nicest and funniest person in my life.

[@sandrosliske]

It's always the best when he is in an episode

[@andrewh.8403]

More Rowan's Dad.

[@Lalita_Luna]

Are you questioning his dadness?

[@TheCebulon]

Love, how Brit was watching relaxed from “the outside “ how everything unfolded. Awesome. Thank you, guys.

[@skygirl6433]

She is really a robot 😂😂

[@techgroveusa]

Coffee machine breakdowns can indeed feel like the end of the world.

[@Inksploded]

Addict

[@Zemla]

Indeed.!! ❤

[@oliversherman2414]

As a professional caffeine drinker, I can confirm this is accurate

[@Lalita_Luna]

Italian or French?

[@oliversherman2414]

@@Lalita_Luna British lol

[@SzaraSzarancza]

@@oliversherman2414 Oh great... yet another messiah... So you say that you can turn tea into coffee. Interesting.

[@VashtheStampede007]

Are you sure it's not cocaine? 😂

[@oliversherman2414]

@@SzaraSzarancza what? 😂🤣

[@chocopie7004]

“Uncaffeinated hero” and “coffee purge” 😂 loved the subtitles for this one

[@MrDavid01228]

Loved the subtitles from adam going "we we we we" acutally being "oui oui oui oui"....

[@chocopie7004]

@@MrDavid01228 oh yeah that was good too 😂

[@CortexNewsService]

The subtitles are gold

[@Jhoentak15]

1:21 why i'm so happy when Adam said that 😅

[@KasumiRose77]

Validation at it's finest lol

[@RyanKufang1]

I think cause he’s the one that gets yelled at the most it’s hilarious to see the reverse

[@DebshankarPathak-hb8tf]

This comment needs to be at the top, so relatable.

[@gab5012]

@@RyanKufang1 normal reaction, even he nicest guy is going to get mean when the caffine withdrawal hits

[@edwardbutler9648]

It was like he'd been wanting to say it for years.

[@brussailpook8213]

The pain does NOT go away after 5 mins, in fact, it doesn't go away for the whole day

[@samparetto7072]

Yeah.. you still have a headache after 24 hours.. this is so fkd up

[@JohnDoe-bu3qp]

@@samparetto7072 Yup was gonna say, IIRC it takes 48 hours. If you wanna go coffee free, you might wanna slowly wean yourself off.

[@tystratton-quirk9859]

I have a shirt that says 'Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee'. Also, I don't drink coffee.

[@Hyunkelw]

The cutout of Britt with the striked out "Ask me for" was a brilliant detail! Nice one!

[@thinkinginsideout4053]

'"Constipated screams" "Coffee purge" - subtitles are gold!

[@jrub8937]

Every time I get reminded to watch with subtitles I forget by the next video. Also features "Oui" and "Ouiuiui"

[@TobiasG.]

I'm not so good at English and subtitles help me a lot so I never miss all the fun stuff they put in there 😂

[@LayllasLocker]

Now I have to rewatch it with subtitles on. LOL ty for this

[@gabrielrodriguez9142]

It takes 8 days to detox of caffeine and then you're golden. The worst part is that once you detox coffee's taste and effects are amazing pulling you into the abyss once again.

[@mcameron1981]

Taste?!? Coffee is absolutely vile. Don't know how anyone can drink tht stinking shit. 🤢🤮

[@aulusflavius9635]

@@mcameron1981 One can NOT "detox" from the nectar of the Gods!

[@dainiusvysniauskas2049]

Not sure why would coffee's taste would pull anyone into addiction, I imagine mud tastes better

[@eisenklad]

its not a detox.. its a reset. like taking a roller coaster. sometimes you just need to sit down for 30 mins to let your neuro transmitters calm down. otherwise you become an adrenaline junkie. i used to be a triple espresso over ice drinker. now i just drink 1 strong coffee in the morning. made from coldbrew.

[@johnthomas1422]

It literally does not take anyone 8 days to stop having negative effects from lack of caffeine. 48 hours. That's it. I regularly go from drinking strong coffee to 0 caffeine by simply weaning of. It's nit difficult. Caffeine mints or gum will literally stop you from having headaches. 8 days? You need some coffee, bruh.

[@dnelson483]

Great skit, 100% accurate from the perspective of a non-coffee-drinker. The subtitles were hilarious. Great job!

[@toastedtoastontoast]

I’ve been in retail for about 8 years. I don’t drink coffee, so I survive on sheer willpower alone. This is a very accurate depiction of coffee drinkers from a non coffee drinker 😂

[@TakoyaKyono]

I remember when I went coffee free for the first time from drinking six cappuccinos with double espresso every night at work. First day I felt great. Second day I felt great and thought this was easy. Third day I looked and felt like an absolute smack head. White as a sheet. Violent shakes. Sick as a dog. Went to McDonald's after work just to get something in me and the cashier looked really concerned. "You alright mate? Looking a little pale there" "Yeah. Caffeine withdrawal symptoms" Guy tried to offer me a free coffee 😄

[@ditoo2002]

Did you end up stopping?

[@waleedalarmanazi159]

Why put yourself first place in a situation where you have to drink SIX coffee cups..

[@techno6637]

​@@waleedalarmanazi159 it's not that you have to, you want to.

[@TakoyaKyono]

@@ditoo2002 Haven't drank coffee in about three years.

[@ditoo2002]

@@TakoyaKyono isn't that a bit too much? I drink coffee because I like the taste, but hate the caffeine aspect so I drink 1 cup every now and then in the morning so that the caffeine can subside by night time and I get to enjoy a nice cup of joe.

[@CryShana]

Hahaha I am literally Britt, I notice this way too often with my colleagues and it's truly fascinating to just observe them break apart after not having coffee or an energy drink, even.

[@NemoTheShark]

Same. My colleagues were going crazy because the fancy new coffee machine broke and was out for repair for three days, and I was just "so what?", sipping my tea 😆

[@frostfolk2644]

To me it's theatricals. I would say stuff like "I need my coffee!" But actually I'm just fine without, I just really like coffee for its taste and because it's one of the few drinks I don't drink in two seconds so I can enjoy. It feels like something is missing when I skip it but it's more out of habit, not addiction.

[@King-lt5yw]

Exactly, I always was like "what is so wrong about not having coffee for once" and everyone is looking at me like I am crazy, it is honestly laughable, but these people are just so lost, just learn to steadily store your energy, not drink overpriced beverage that will drain your health, both physical and psychological

[@Hitoshuratdn]

​@@King-lt5ywwow get a load of this guy

[@supernova582]

Black tea is a good back up plan it doesn't nearly do the job as coffee but it will do besides caffeine does the opposite it calms me down and allows me to focus.

[@OliCusack]

The worst words that can ever come from someone’s mouth: the coffee machines broken

[@SharienGaming]

*sipping tea* noted

[@paulovinasrocha6166]

Spoken like a true wuzz

[@Eliphas_Leary]

Why? Coffee machines make bad coffee. A colleague once used paper towels and the filter holding thing from a machine and made better coffee than that machine.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

What about, "the coffee machine is infested with cockroaches"? That literally happened in a previous job of mine... XD

[@SzaraSzarancza]

I know worse: there is no sugar.

[@mikedangerdoes]

That "STFU BRITT!" was perfect. Absolutely nailed it.

[@Umbra_Vitae]

I love you guys so much, seriously. All these years and you still manage to pump out such great relatable content over several different series and your own shows, incredible work as always 😂😂💜

[@kylethomas3224]

Caffiene headaches are nasty.

[@KasumiRose77]

Right!!! The only way to get rid of em is medicine and a coffee ☕😂

[@EZ4U2Say11]

Had one for six hours today

[@G.W-01]

So are the withdrawals, although after about a week I think their just about gone, water is better for me anyway.

[@Hitoshuratdn]

I haven't experienced those yet, never knew those even existed

[@Mechazoid5116]

So the only way yo stop the side effect of your drug addiction is more drugs

[@photoo848]

Back in Stargate Universe when a whole bunch of SG staff is stuck galaxies away from Earth (on a ship heading the other way) one of the early episodes has a throwaway line of people going through coffee withdrawal. Always wished we got to see more on that. VLDL helps

[@guyjackson132]

But we see that Holden in "The Expanse" and Janeway in "Star Trek: Voyager" both need their coffee...

[@valeriephelps8017]

And don’t forget Star Trek: voyager, where the ship gets launched to the other side of the galaxy, and to preserve power, replicator usage is rationed, so the captain has to do without her daily cup of coffee, and in season 1, the fabulous delivery of the line ‘there’s COFFEE in that nebula!’

[@skaughtmc6591]

Growing up, my stepmom couldn’t function in the morning before having her 2 POTS of coffee. I have a friend now who can’t go to sleep without a cup of coffee first. I fortunately never liked the taste, but seeing so many people openly embracing an addiction has kept me from ever even thinking about “acquiring” the taste.

[@cjclos3258]

You’re friend probably has ADHD and caffeine does help with that

[@kamikakushi_]

​@@cjclos3258 I've never heard of that coffee before sleep. Huh, is that why I feel calm after I drink black coffee in the morning?

[@benteich]

100% agree with you. It's seeing what some coffee drinkers are like that helps me never even wanting to try and acquire the taste.

[@LWT1331]

This sounds like very extreme cases. I drink coffee everyday, but I can function fine without it. It's not heroin.

[@MobileDecay]

2 pots in the morning beats me but I have to have 3 cups before bed. 😂

[@Mugs4000]

A tech store should really have enough energy drinks to make this a non issue.

[@SimonMoon5]

I am so glad I kicked the habit. My story: Growing up, I never drank caffeinated drinks. My mom didn't usually buy soda and I thought coffee and tea were gross. But then, once I went to college, I discovered caffeinated sodas and was hooked. In my grad school days, I drank Coca-Cola all day long, starting when I woke up. And then I got cancer! Yay! But the cancer treatments required me to give up caffeine. I slowly weaned myself off of it and I've been caffeine free ever since (except for sometimes when I'm at someone's house and all they've got to drink is Coke). And my life is so much better now. And on those rare occasions when I have been forced to consume caffeine, I can really feel it now, feeling it preventing me from sleeping at night. I hate it now and would never want to go back to it.

[@Little_frog_films]

Whoever did the closed captions is a legend, love it

[@Thatguy-v4z]

Funny. I literally chose to quit coffee this morning because it was like a toxic ex, I devote money and it gives to me a good tasting cup every few weeks. Even then, it doesn't even energize me during the day at school when I actually need it, but keeps me up ALL NIGHT. I see this as a sign

[@nielsjensen4185]

I can relate to Britt so much in this. It's so funny seeing people addicted to caffeine swear up and down they have no addictions and then completely fall apart when they're unable to get their coffee fix.

[@Rodr1ss]

Going back to the roots, that's why I fell in love with these guys and their entire group, being able to turn a simple everyday situation into a good comedy, full of cleverness and great performance and everyone's involvement. thanks guys. It is impossible to keep track of so many comments and read them literally, but I still leave it so that it can be added to the pile of all of us that have that you made us laugh out loud.

[@itmakessenseincontext889]

I will always remember the day the coffee drinkers approaching me to tell me we were out of instant coffee, like i was supposed to know we were running low. Ordering office and kitchen supplies was technically my teams job, but at that stage we had a bunch of people who dont drink coffee, and 2 coffee drinkers who did not like the coffee supplied and brought sachets, or only went to the cafe.

[@elvwood]

As someone who literally used to eat teaspoons of instant coffee when he couldn't get to a kettle, I relate. I've been coffee free for 23 years now, but the smell still gets to me when I walk past a proper coffee shop.

[@HariSeldon913]

I'm a non-coffee drinker and find fresh coffee grounds smell great, but once brewed the coffee smell isn't all that great.

[@benteich]

@@HariSeldon913 I'm a non-coffee drinker. I love the smell of fresh brewed coffee, but find the taste disgusting.

[@Wolf-fighter]

i think it smells crappy pretty bad honestly, i never drank any and never will.

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

i mean, the scent is always nice, even for one whom doesn't drink coffee.

[@BlakeAter]

There's decaffeinated coffee.

[@Voidfox0]

I have never drank coffee and totally love Britt in this

[@dangergames5113]

Omg same i try to drink as little caffeine as i can

[@madcrusader123]

Saaaaaaame!

[@lokifrostpaw2976]

I drink tea dahling

[@GuKyify]

I was literally Britt when there was no coffee in work one day. Me having never drunk coffee and everyone else dying on their feet lol.

[@jmvr]

I used to drink coffee just a few years ago, but I got too annoyed with the jitters so I quit completely and don't drink it anymore. Sometimes I'll have tea once in a while, but other than that, zero caffeine.

[@crossedsticks6370]

I'll be waiting for the sequel, when Brit gets her first coffee after all these years

[@R.M.MacFru]

If you ever seen the cartoon movie "Over the Hedge," she'll be like the caffeinated squirrell. 😅

[@ExtremeTeddy]

She'll be done with the work of the next decade in a few seconds 😅

[@ButterflyBandit88]

Or even better, when it is revealed that she drinks a single cup of tea each morning and it powers her through the day. But before then she is a beast!

[@cenata]

@@R.M.MacFru I have a friend who never drank coffee until he got like 26 y.o. He was literally like the squirrel.

[@DunningKrugerJnr]

@@ButterflyBandit88 doesn’t tea have caffeine? 🤔

[@therealpotatochip112]

I went through this a month ago, decided to give up caffeine to avoid future pain but now I’m tired all the time…

[@benteich]

Maybe you already do, but try drinking more water. Being dehydrated makes you more tired as well. May not be the solution but worth a try.

[@ragabashmoon1551]

As someone who finally got over a caffeine addiction in January of this year, this is 100% accurate.

[@kathrina3339]

Run, John, run. They are freaking crazy zombies 😂

[@Lostboy811]

As a coffee snob this video is very unbelievable because not one person is carrying in a cup of coffee. Not one coffee lover would go to work before they drank a coffee before exiting their house, stop to grab a coffee to drink on the way to work, and come prepared with coffee tools in his kit a portable grinder, and everything needed to make coffee even coffee beans. Both electric and batteries operated and manual method. Also a cooler filled with can coffees. And coffee flavored candy. By the way empty coffee cups really .

[@jeremiahcep]

I am gonna guess you spend a lot of time in the bathroom in the morning.

[@Lostboy811]

@@jeremiahcep not really built a tolerance which is why I drink more coffee and the effect isn't as long as it before so I have to drink more coffee, but I can't stop because my body needs it that I will get very sick without my coffee.

[@alifhafizbinjasni5644]

I cant do it without shitting myself in the morning

[@Dylangillian]

@@Lostboy811 That's called an addiction and is very bad for you my guy.

[@dannysharp5648]

People's mistakes of coffee is drinking one in the morning after waking up, if you wait an hour after of waking up you will never suffer headaches etc

[@AdrianColley]

"It's a kilometre away!"

[@MononokeLynn]

I went to Ireland with my parents before covid. I had been there 10 years previous for college and coffee shops were few and far between. So I warned them an entire year out to start scaling back the caffeine just in case. My dad took my warning seriously and started drinking more black tea. But my mom ignored my warning, and she was so difficult to handle for the first few days until we found a starbucks. Once we was caffeinated, I couldn’t help but scold her with “I warned you and now you’re paying the consequences”. So I have made it a point to never get dependent on caffeine.

[@robertfergusson5367]

As someone who has worked in retail and food service for years i can concur. The need for coffee to function is real. It also helps with my depression, adhd, ocd, ptsd, and schizophrenia. Do not deny me my coffee or the voices in my head will criticize your work habits and stare at you blankly.

[@hakunkamminga3915]

coffee is one of the few things that make office life somewhat bearable, it's not the "hit" it's the comfort

[@Airsaber]

I mean, a nice, steaming mug of tea works, too!

[@AmusedWalrus]

I am truly Brit in this moment. Coffee is for the weak. I run on a pure spite. And an agreeable amount of cocaine.

[@cheften2mk]

Just buy coffee from the cafe across the road where one cup is an hours wages

[@frostfolk2644]

Definitely man. Where I work, well to begin the free coffee at work sucks so I get one in the street. When the classic breakfast franchise is closed I go to a café, ask for a coffee to go or bring my own reusable cup. Often the same price and sometimes better coffee.

[@weareharbinger914]

The contrast with the team losing their shit and then Britt just there, totally fine. Wonderful.

[@Busker_3000]

That actually is a true story for me. I'm an abusive coffee drinker, 4 or 5 cups day. One day I was so busy I just straight up forgot to drink coffee. By late night evening I was so sick, shivering and vomiting. I realized it was caffeine withdrawal.

[@Ryesia]

1:24 love how the Britt standee just says "Help!" 😂

[@Sofus.]

My coffee brand was bumped up in price three days ago and I'm still upset.

[@KasumiRose77]

Relatable

[@KoRnBulleT]

The captions 😂, "nein" "ouiouioui"

[@mitchellcrazyeye]

I.. really like this episode. The dynamics are just so much better between Rowan and the rest of the crew - like that experience brought them closer together. I'm not sure it was intended (or they just all bonded over the fact that they NEED coffee) but kudos to the gang.

[@benteich]

As someone who has only had sips of coffee and found it disgusting, this is basically how I see people who complain about not having their morning coffee yet. I roll my eyes when people say "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee". I find it ridiculous. Then when they find out I'm a morning person and can deal just fine without coffee, they ask how I can wake up. Answer is water. It's whatever you get used to. People sometimes tell me I should try the kind they drink, I'll like it. But my thinking is I've survived for 36 years without, so I can go the rest of my life without. I don't want to become so dependent on coffee and be miserable in the morning if I don't have my coffee. Or complain about how different places have worse coffee. I do love the smell of it though.

[@Airsaber]

Pretty much this. I'm NOT a morning person (and I tend to sleep badly), and I don't want yet another reason to feel miserable in the mornings, thank you very much; I'll just get through the day on my own. And I've always hated all variants of "you just haven't had a good ; you should try it, I'm sure you will change your mind!" - no, stop this.

[@monkeyking2282]

'CHAT TA FARK UP BEN! -adam 2024'

[@benteich]

@@AirsaberI know what you mean. I often only get about 5-6 hours of sleep a night but prefer to manage without coffee. It helps that I’m a morning person I’m sure, but I know what you mean about the different comments.

[@benteich]

@@monkeyking2282😂 Love it!!

[@syriuszb8611]

"People sometimes tell me I should try the kind they drink, I'll like it" and every time it tastes like ash tray... Well except those sweet coffees that are basically a coffee flavour milkshakes. But then, I rather have vanilla milkshake. And I am not saying those people like to taste ashtray, but they just can't taste this part any more, but people not used to it, can only taste this part in the coffee. The reason why people need coffee before they can function is because coffee "borrows" energy from the future, so once you get in coffee loop, you are tired because the yesterday tiredness catches up, so they need to delay it with another cup of coffee. In the loop, at best you can get into the normal state. If you really want a boost of energy, use caffeine sparingly, only when you really need it.

[@unstablecoding]

"Ah actually the coffee machine is broken" - Quote no one ever wants to hear💀

[@BorderLIGHTProductionsChannel]

An employee's worst nightmare.

[@undefined40]

I now live 55 years without coffee, thanks for confirming my justification for it.

[@Dargoneth]

It's true. Before i knew it it became a ritual for me to drink a coffee in the morning. So it felt like I'm missing something if i didn't. One day when drinking 8 cups on a nightshift i realized it tastes like wet cigarettes and stopped. What was i thinking? Drinking this dirt-taste-mud-water over something delicious like fruit juice 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@cenciende9401]

What justification? The people who have issues or addictive behaviours or withdrawals are the ones who have multiple cups a day. Someone like me who just has one because I like the smell and want to drink something more interesting than water in the morning isn't affected at all. I don't understand people without self-control. You want to do something beneficial then go without alcohol, I could see how incredibly dumb it is when I was a young teen and decided to never touch it, never have.

[@dial-upking]

I remember having my first cup and then sitting in my chair and noticing my heart rate was through the roof. I decided that can't be good and never had coffee since.

[@b1ngnx33]

Addicts are scary when they don’t get their fix.

[@mark7s980]

I practically mainline Mt Dew, and I've never been this hysterical about not having any.

[@KhronicD]

Yeah, me too. I actually quit drinking it for like 4 months and noticed absolutely no difference from not consuming caffeine daily. Guess we're the lucky ones.

[@frostfolk2644]

​@@KhronicDI'm on the same boat. I drink a LOT of coffee and even more caffeine but take it away, no difference. I mostly just like drinking my coffee slowly and relaxed, it's a nice thing to do. I could drink every day and stop, smoke cigars every now and then and never have the urge to become an actual smoker. Maybe I'm a robot, only addiction is sugar probably but then again I drink my coffee black.

[@yourfather8865]

I find coffee absolutely repulsive, even with lots of sugar, and my ADHD makes it so stimulants don't affect me much. I do relate when it comes to weed tho, i'm as addicted as they are to coffee for sure

[@cfatech-spot4826]

Britt is truly a robot 😂

[@sparky4878]

Heard it too, definitely not the door opening. Confirmed she’s a robot.

[@cfatech-spot4826]

@@sparky4878 😂😂

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

She drinks oil instead of coffee

[@SzaraSzarancza]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Isn't it the same thing? They smell the same, look the same, taste the same and have nothing to do with chicken.

[@TheTroystreet]

Totally with Britt on this haven’t had coffee since I was 13 when we did a science experiment in class on how long it takes a sugar cube to dissolve in hot coffee.

[@SeraanGaming]

100% accurate representation for a coffee addict in Brazil. ❤

[@marcfuchs6938]

And then there is us, those who seem to get absolutely no effect through coffee/caffeine. I could drink one basically in bed and sleep 5 minutes later, but it also doesn't help me getting into the groove in the morning. What do you think, is it rather a blessing, or a curse? Or none of that at all? I would say, since I can only enjoy coffee with milk and sugar/sweetener, it's better to not be addicted to it.

[@sebastianriemer1777]

You aren't special that's just a common effect of ADHD. I can drink that stuff like water.still get a headache though. 😅

[@TeenPerspektiva]

​@@sebastianriemer1777please shut up when you dont know what you're talking about. You cant just diagnose someone with adhd because caffeine doesnt do it for them. Do you actually believe that everyone with a condition is gonna be exactly the same? Some people are more resistant to the effects of caffeine and thats it. I have a friend with adhd and he is not. So clearly you cant just assume things like that

[@mrheisenberg83]

It's a blessing. The boost people feel goes away quick and them still thinking that they get the boost every day is a quite powerful illusion. Detoxing from any drug makes people irritable, coffee is no different.

[@TeenPerspektiva]

@@mrheisenberg83 yup

[@Airsaber]

100% this, down to pure coffee tasting pretty bad to me. 😅(It does smell nice, though.)

[@LBPreviews]

Video is medically accurate. Caffeine Withdrawal: The severity of symptoms vary from individual to individual, and most commonly include a headache, fatigue, decreased energy/activeness, decreased alertness, drowsiness, decreased contentedness, depressed mood, difficulty concentrating, irritability, and feeling foggy/not clearheaded.

[@dark3031]

Including the part that it only lasts 5 minutes?

[@ChrisOsberg]

​@@dark3031I wish. I barely drink coffee anymore because of those damn headaches.

[@hansiesilver2991]

Noo, its like hours or a full day​@@dark3031

[@frostfolk2644]

I literally can't relate to medical accuracy, ever. I drink black strong coffee all day long, energy drinks, sometimes Coke, rarely tea but I can go without coffee (and the others) with no problem. And wtf is a coffee headache even? Same goes for alcohol. I could drink a pint a day and not drink for a month, no problem. Am I even human? 😅, what is addiction?

[@iantrolington6594]

@@frostfolk2644 op is a troll

[@_DigitalDave_]

Just got done recording my own content and now I get to watch some Viva La Dirt? ima watch this first before sleep

[@Tim2TurntUp]

Addiction, sobriety, and relapse all within 15min is crazy... yall should get some help.

[@jesshallock5346]

I lived on lattes at work and realized I had to break the habit. Went cold turkey, no headaches, no craving, but I had an actual eye twitch for like three days! So I still looked crazy. Now my relationship with coffee is a healthy, non-codependent one.

[@BensBrainLive]

I love it when a KZbin channel is in my timezone so I can see the videos just as they come out

[@VeryShrimple]

They ain't in my timezone. I'm just still up at 3AM

[@Sophiascott12]

It amazes me how society believes lies behind industry. I recently finished book called The 23 Former Doctor Truths by Lauren Clark. She explained her career thoughts perfectly!

[@fernandozenomiranda9470]

And that means?

[@cenciende9401]

Go ahead and tell us how this random comment is relevant to the video? Reporting for spam.

[@fernandozenomiranda9470]

@@cenciende9401 Seems weird, right? 882 likes, but no comments and not a single one of them has a doubt about it (implying everyone has read the book which is more than likely not true). It's just weird.

[@gerstein03]

I'm with Britt I have never had coffee and I don't ever plan to. Caffeine is literally a drug and I have no desire to become reliant on it

[@SzaraSzarancza]

Bro, oxygen is one hell of a drug, ever heard of it?😉

[@cenciende9401]

So you're worried about your lack of self-control, that's not shade, if you have weak self-control then it's smart to accept and act according to that. The people who have issues or addictive behaviours or withdrawals are the ones who have multiple cups a day. Someone like me who just has one because I like the smell and want to drink something more interesting than water in the morning isn't affected at all.

[@pjpleiss]

Back when I worked a job that had 24/7 rotating shifts, a swing shift worker got a legit formal counseling statement because he jokingly swapped the regular coffee for decaf. The same supervisor that wrote him up would regularly ignore serious HR regulations. He'd tolerate employees that showed up so hungover you could use their breath to power a lawnmower. But we got the message. Do. Not. Mess. With. His. Coffee.

[@Tuck-Shop]

Reminder to watch every VLDL video twice. Once normal, and then rewatch with subs.

[@travis6359]

I'm Britt in this video, and I'm condescendingly judging all of you.

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

As someone who doesn’t drink alcohol, I always thought non-alcohol drinkers were the most self-righteous group. Now reading this comment section I realize it’s non-coffee drinkers!

[@MurMurYoutube_Astra]

I’m both non-alcohol drinker and non-coffee drinker. Just imagine how self-righteous I am, lol.

[@jorgebarriosmur]

@@MurMurKZbin_Astra Ah! A fellow superior beeing....... In my case, I have to admit that I simply don`t like the taste of coffee or alcholic beverages......... so sadly, it`s not my superior morality that prevents me from indulging in these perverse sins ;)

[@cats4president]

Nah, ex-smokers take that crown! Or maybe vegans? It's close. Non-coffee drinkers and non-alcoholics will only talk to you when you're in their face with your usage. But ex-smokers and vegans, they would cross the street to tell you the error of your ways. (i'm ex-smoker, ex-vegan, ex-non-coffee-drinker and occasional ex-alcoholist)

[@warpedweirdo]

@@jorgebarriosmur Same here, with the added twist that caffeine does nothing for me; there's nothing in coffee for me to become addicted to. And alcohol? No thank you. I see no good reason to get over my aversion to the awful smell of rancid food that usually comes with it. It'd be like rutting through all the rank trash cans in my neighborhood in search of someone's old meds to become addicted to.

[@cancerino666]

@@MurMurKZbin_Astra Ah, a fellow superior being that doesn't fall prey to addictions. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, oh refined one.

[@dodo600]

1:54 LOL they became zombies

[@PokerJeezus]

Adam telling Britt to STFU was amazing

[@EnigmaticPeanut]

I quit cofee about 2 years ago, when i realized how addicted i was.. its not easy to quit..!

[@TheJimtanker]

I'm 54 and never had a cup of coffee in my life. It's sad to think that people are like this in real life.

[@paulmcintosh3345]

C'mon try a cup. Join us.

[@t1sk1jukka]

I only started drinking coffee as an adult (i was like 23+ already) and never had any withdrawals since i drink coffee maybe 3 times a week at most and one cup in a day

[@MultiKombo]

1:19 Britt: "I haven't had a coffee since i was 6 years old" She drank coffee before she was 6???

[@frostfolk2644]

@@MultiKombo I did 😂

[@SzaraSzarancza]

Bro, she's a robot, which means 6 years could mean anything, even yesterday afternoon.

[@paoloarriola]

Or the question is, was coffee her usual drink until the age of five?

[@Infarlock]

This is why you never drink coffee

[@LeilaTheRose]

Some people just really need the boost to be honest so the after effect doesn't matter

[@CancelMeNow]

Having a Tea in the Morning and Lunch is tue only thing which gets me through school

[@sigmundphelps7959]

I love how Britt looks at them so weirdly. Like she was so casual about it while the rest of them tweaking😂

[@Szklana147]

0:56- xDDD wthe whole stage! :D

[@AlextsarDiary]

Looks very underground, like a train parking by the bronx ny😂😂

[@khalidgattas7429]

Warcry song of Agony 😂

[@MurMurYoutube_Astra]

As a tea drinker I could never understand why coffee is so addicting for many people. Tea has caffeine too, but still somehow tea drinkers are not even half as addicted as coffee drinkers. Just why?

[@skloak]

It’s because the amount of caffeine in coffee is so much higher. The strongest cup of tea might have 70 or 80mg of caffeine at most (but maybe as little as 5mg), while an average cup of coffee will run you 100-200mg of caffeine, with some ranging up around 250mg. The levels in tea aren’t enough to cause an addiction, though they can still cause sleep issues in people with caffeine sensitivity.

[@Jadiaz-ev9hm]

Every tea drinker I know has multiple pots daily. I know only of 1 coffee drinker who goes through 2 pots a day. Everyone else has half a pot of coffee on a typical day. Tea drinkers are just as bad, if not worse. The US Military in the field might get coffee once a day. The English built tanks with dedicated tea making facilities. So really, tea is a worse addiction than coffee ;)

[@Airsaber]

@@Jadiaz-ev9hm Can't say I know any tea drinker who would go through multiple pots a day - who even drinks that much? Sounds like peeing all the time. Even the pots part is kinda out there - most people don't care about the loose leaf version, they just make themselves tea in a regular mug while using a cheap tea bag. That said, can't say I know a coffee drinker who would get through multiple pots a day, either (sounds like a recipe for a heart attack). Also, um, tea drinkers don't assume that EVERYBODY drinks tea and NOBODY can work without tea, they are unlikely to get the shakes, the shits, or headaches... And then there's a whole mountain of coffee-centric jokes, memes, and anecdotes, plenty of them suggesting that it's almost dangerous to deny somebody a coffee - and the vast majority of them are created by coffee drinkers. Hmm. 🤔

[@cenciende9401]

Sure, that's why literally any time you sit down or arrive somewhere or socialise or do anything your first thing is 'cup of tea anyone?' You're constantly drinking tea. Tea drinking countries like the UK are constantly drinking tea, far more than is normal to drink coffee.

[@Airsaber]

​@@cenciende9401 Who's "you"? I'm not familiar with any hiveminds. Each time I've been to somebody's house (rather than to a bar), I was asked whether I wanted water, juice, carbonated drink, tea, coffee, herbal "tea" even - y'know, "what would you like to drink?" - unless a person knew my preferences. I've always done the same. Dunno where you live (I'm guessing the US, as the USians tend to be weirdly defensive/aggressive about coffee, as can be seen here in the comments :D), but where I live it's normal to ask your guests rather than to pick for them. I did spend some time in the UK, and I've never been forced to drink tea and tea only. (Side note: I've never met a regular person who'd care about that stereotypical "five o' clock tea".) The most popular drink while socializing outside of one's home is beer, and socializing while drinking alcohol has been normalized to such extent that not wanting to do it quite frequently results in a non-drinking person being seen as "like a robot", "uptight", "self-righteous", "not fun, shouldn't be invited", etc - matter of fact, similar stuff is sometimes said about people who drink tea... Even here in the comments this attitude is present. Speaking of alcohol, it's weird to directly compare tea, which quite frequently is drunk pretty weak (doubly so when it's green or white) and, again, is quite frequently made using a cheap tea bag, with coffee, in whose case it's pretty easy to make a cup that makes one's heartbeat shoot through the roof (or, again, get the shits, etc, etc. It's not the same, just like drinking 2 x 500 ml of beer (syrup optional) and drinking the same amount of vodka is not the same. There's literally a comment about varying amounts of caffeine in this subthread. With all that said, I don't see the reason to be so annoyed just because somebody said "uh, it's not **quite** like this, and I'm saying this as a leaf juice drinker to a bean juice drinker". As long as you're in control, it's just [usually] hot water with some extras.

[@mrheisenberg83]

I once met a dude who needed 4 Liters of coffee every morning to "be able to wake up". Seriously kids, don't touch the stuff. Coffee and cigarettes are some of the most addicting legal drugs you can get and we are slowly fading out cigarettes. Coffee will be next even if it may take a few more decades to get there.

[@guyjackson132]

I once had a co-worker who went through at least 8 Cokes during the working day, every working day (I don't know what he did at home, off work). He had a huge pyramid of Coke bottles on his desk (I shared the office with him).

[@TheCebulon]

One of the best videos you ever made, imho. Was laughing sooo loud. Love it.

[@nfeht2]

I remember when a local hospital removed the coffee machine from the neonatal intensive care unit. That did not end well for the hospital. Coffee machines were returned promptly.