The Dark Truth Behind the Jawas

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@mateocruz365
@mateocruz365 4 жыл бұрын
Droid: *unguarded for 0.003 seconds Jawas: it's free real estate
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 4 жыл бұрын
Intergalactic squatters
@doughesson
@doughesson 4 жыл бұрын
Like we'd say in the Navy"Gear adrift is a gift"
@-Dragon-Master-
@-Dragon-Master- 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@bippityboppity1239
@bippityboppity1239 4 жыл бұрын
@@KnightedSilverWolf ?
@ShimadaHideo
@ShimadaHideo 4 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@abisairuiz8312
@abisairuiz8312 4 жыл бұрын
if Anakin was born earlier would he hate water
@Bunkerwulf44
@Bunkerwulf44 4 жыл бұрын
Admiral boss “i hate water it’s wet,deep and it’s everywhere”
@traceyjacobsen8544
@traceyjacobsen8544 4 жыл бұрын
BunkerWulf 88 "its also deep and scary..."
@worstestminipainter2391
@worstestminipainter2391 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome, lolololol
@contras.
@contras. 4 жыл бұрын
Is it Anikan or Anakin??
@abisairuiz8312
@abisairuiz8312 4 жыл бұрын
@@contras. you're right
@aylix2137
@aylix2137 3 жыл бұрын
The Rakata's fall was pretty horrific, and I feel they deserved every bit of it after what they did to Tatooine
@zephjackson7297
@zephjackson7297 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck the Rakata all my homies hate Rakata
@sovietunion7643
@sovietunion7643 3 жыл бұрын
tatooine and ya know, all the other worlds they enslaved and/or slaughtered
@aylix2137
@aylix2137 3 жыл бұрын
@@sovietunion7643 well, i mean, there’s that too
@sebas8225
@sebas8225 3 жыл бұрын
@@aylix2137 And the Sith too, they made them, Sith would never be such a evil threat, if there werent aliens like Rakata and Yuuz vong wuan showing up
@jjkyero4606
@jjkyero4606 2 жыл бұрын
What did they do?
@ajawawithadarktruth9669
@ajawawithadarktruth9669 4 жыл бұрын
Hes exposing us
@Furnace_Archive
@Furnace_Archive 4 жыл бұрын
Hey it's alright I'm still with you
@lastofgiants
@lastofgiants 4 жыл бұрын
O.O
@brandonb9664
@brandonb9664 4 жыл бұрын
Give me back my stuff! I fall asleep for an hour and you think it's yours
@titanscerw
@titanscerw 4 жыл бұрын
Oy vey!
@theultimatelifeform3580
@theultimatelifeform3580 4 жыл бұрын
A jawa with a dark truth how did you feel when Mando vaporized half of your comrades
@ibexing6383
@ibexing6383 4 жыл бұрын
“The sand people detested foreigners” *Shows image of Mando making a deal with them*
@kevinuchida1995
@kevinuchida1995 4 жыл бұрын
Ibexing the sand people are the Tuskin raiders
@Ratspressoh
@Ratspressoh 4 жыл бұрын
@@kevinuchida1995 No one said otherwise?
@skrunklyOwO
@skrunklyOwO 4 жыл бұрын
@@kevinuchida1995 yeah, no shit sherlock.
@gabeflame7803
@gabeflame7803 4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Din Djarin
@ObiWanShinobi67
@ObiWanShinobi67 4 жыл бұрын
Money talks, though.
@randomobserver8168
@randomobserver8168 2 жыл бұрын
Also, they're the cuddly version of the sandpeople, so that's a VERY relative degree of cuddliness at best. Basically, not quite stone killers of the desert but they will scavenge your stuff and leave you to broil in the sun.
@HongFeiBai
@HongFeiBai 4 жыл бұрын
Now I want to play Fallout: Tatooine.
@mitchhaelann9215
@mitchhaelann9215 4 жыл бұрын
I'd be happy with Grand Theft Airspeeder: Corellia.
@darthXreven
@darthXreven 4 жыл бұрын
how about Saints Rebellion?? jules: hey playa, welcom to the rebellion....we got 6 factions of the empire to take on, which one's first?? PC: let's take the green group... Jules: good choice, they run death sticks outta Nar Shadda, we gotta shut em down Johnny: yeah, I've been watching these guys for months, they're sloppy, complacent, we'll hit em at GOTO's old estate, now called the entertainment promenade, far from entertaining I assure you.... --- LOLZ
@emavaz18
@emavaz18 4 жыл бұрын
I could definitely see Obsidian developing that one, given their history in gaming.
@emavaz18
@emavaz18 4 жыл бұрын
@@darthXreven - Now that's a great Nostalgia trip. Imma go see if they have Star Wars Kotor 2 on Xbox Live.
@CLUTCH_THE_DEADGREASER
@CLUTCH_THE_DEADGREASER 4 жыл бұрын
Hong Fei Bai , Patrolling Mos Eisley almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
@scottl9091
@scottl9091 4 жыл бұрын
"Google what are Jawas?" "Geetsly's dictionary defines them as 'ruthless little buggers'."
@Biden_is_demented
@Biden_is_demented 4 жыл бұрын
Jawas are Ewoks. If you watch the original Star Wars and listen carefully when the Jawas attack R2D2, you can hear the ewok war scream. Therefore, Jawas are Ewoks with cloaks.
@cristinathealineteen9680
@cristinathealineteen9680 4 жыл бұрын
@@Biden_is_demented there hairless Ewoks that's why they wear robes
@colinatlas2481
@colinatlas2481 4 жыл бұрын
@@cristinathealineteen9680 what a shame I thought Tatooine would start exporting pelts
@timpeters7852
@timpeters7852 4 жыл бұрын
@@SniperDizzyJohny Arabs?
@DbladeMedic
@DbladeMedic 4 жыл бұрын
@@colinatlas2481 I think you have to go black market for good pelts
@ShadySliver17
@ShadySliver17 4 жыл бұрын
When Mando was “negotiating” with the tuskens it turns out that they’re not all just simple savages
@SoulTransient
@SoulTransient 3 жыл бұрын
Yea they are complex savages
@SergyMilitaryRankings
@SergyMilitaryRankings 5 ай бұрын
​@@SoulTransient no they're just people, savages is a word coined by colonists as an excuse to commit genocide
@Rensune
@Rensune 4 жыл бұрын
So, we shouldn't feel bad about what Mando did, then
@geetslys
@geetslys 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Combobaracker
@Combobaracker 4 жыл бұрын
This is the way.
@gameoflife9576
@gameoflife9576 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't feel wrong. This is the way.
@chriswtf02
@chriswtf02 4 жыл бұрын
I have spoken
@Bryce-xj9ye
@Bryce-xj9ye 4 жыл бұрын
This is the way
@Mansfiery
@Mansfiery 4 жыл бұрын
Spoiler: the dark truth is that sometimes Jawas commit grand theft automaton.
@dankplankitus2300
@dankplankitus2300 4 жыл бұрын
And the police just shoot em instead of arresting them
@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as
@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as 4 жыл бұрын
They need them to be safe against taken gang
@jawalawa9217
@jawalawa9217 4 жыл бұрын
.....
@jawalandgovernment8754
@jawalandgovernment8754 4 жыл бұрын
He’s right
@jawalawa9217
@jawalawa9217 4 жыл бұрын
Ehhhhh
@calbinhinshaw6629
@calbinhinshaw6629 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, when I heard "Dark Truth" to the Jawas, I was imagining it meaning that the Jawas had done some really REALLY evil and fucked up shit that would make Silent Hill look like rainbows and unicorns by comparison. Not that the Jawas were victims of outsiders that made them resort to stealing and such to survive.
@wianvanderheever3643
@wianvanderheever3643 4 жыл бұрын
Its always the small things, like the jawas and the ewoks.
@traceyjacobsen8544
@traceyjacobsen8544 4 жыл бұрын
Wian Van Der Heever and then the tall one...the jar-jar
@R3LOADlikesgames
@R3LOADlikesgames 4 жыл бұрын
@@traceyjacobsen8544 Gungans: What usa tinkin bout??? Mesa nosa evil!!! Now usa mustin die!!!!!!!! Me: OH SHI-
@bemotivated8443
@bemotivated8443 4 жыл бұрын
Ewoks eat people
@funnyandclevername5599
@funnyandclevername5599 4 жыл бұрын
“Cover your kneecaps trooper!”
@gamecarnival2024
@gamecarnival2024 4 жыл бұрын
And...the younglings
@LeviUlysses-mp5wg
@LeviUlysses-mp5wg 4 жыл бұрын
“This isn’t clickbate, but their dark secret is they sometimes try and claim people’s stuff.”
@DamnDaimen
@DamnDaimen 4 жыл бұрын
*Try and murder people for their stuff*
@LeviUlysses-mp5wg
@LeviUlysses-mp5wg 4 жыл бұрын
Alex I agree that was the worst thing I’ve seen from the Jawas
@zammixu
@zammixu 4 жыл бұрын
So dark
@wesleyprice2523
@wesleyprice2523 4 жыл бұрын
Thats called prison
@thebreadenjoyer6057
@thebreadenjoyer6057 4 жыл бұрын
“They also de-evolved from them former selfs” I think I would too if I got trapped in a fucking cave for years. Then got my ass handed to me by Tuscans
@TheFirstCurse1
@TheFirstCurse1 Жыл бұрын
This makes me appreciate Tatooine a lot more. I normally despise desert environments in media because they're so boring, but I've been coming around to them lately.
@MoxJet629
@MoxJet629 9 ай бұрын
Would you say that you don't like sand because it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere?
@Hellzapopp1n
@Hellzapopp1n 4 жыл бұрын
I fear no man... But that THING. It scares me
@jasonalcatraz5817
@jasonalcatraz5817 4 жыл бұрын
Nuh uh, nah, I ain’t talking about that freak... he’s not here is he?! How do I get this thing off?!
@optillian4182
@optillian4182 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonalcatraz5817 One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...
@jasonalcatraz5817
@jasonalcatraz5817 4 жыл бұрын
@country baller *muffled* Uh huh!
4 жыл бұрын
That THING can also understand you! (Obvious reference xD)
@argygaming6628
@argygaming6628 4 жыл бұрын
Tim she weigh’s 150 kilograms and fires ten thousand round per minute
@Ironwolf_Legacy
@Ironwolf_Legacy 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, but I still love shooting these creatures on Battlefront II.
@michelangelo5903
@michelangelo5903 4 жыл бұрын
Ironwolf Legacy in the forced unleashed on xbox 360 you can really force throw them extremely fast! super hilarious
@jejo874
@jejo874 4 жыл бұрын
@@michelangelo5903 I remember the mission where you could force push that whole sandcrawler off that hill. Man, I loved those Dark Side missions; made me feel like a badass.
@Bvggerffpls
@Bvggerffpls 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a bit of old fashioned ethnic cleansing to stir the colonial spirit
@joshglover2370
@joshglover2370 4 жыл бұрын
😥😢😭
@nagihangot6133
@nagihangot6133 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bvggerffpls Ethnic cleansing has long been a characteristic of lesser peoples. It appears European nations like the Brits consider everybody to be their equal, until they conjure up "the colonial spirit". Setting other ethnicities to fight each other using artificial borders must be a game they get aroused on.
@a2c228
@a2c228 3 жыл бұрын
Of course they’re dark. I mean, the took Boba Fetts armor off his body. You gotta be fucking dark and insane to think that’s a good idea, sure it worked out for them. But they also didn’t seem to have the armor too long before someone got it off them, probably the only reason they aren’t extinct as a species lol.
@Wamba610
@Wamba610 3 жыл бұрын
They hat it round 6 years
@jinxedsphinx3600
@jinxedsphinx3600 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wamba610 yeah didn’t they take care of him? Get him back to health?
@zaredsabretooth7980
@zaredsabretooth7980 3 жыл бұрын
@@jinxedsphinx3600 that was another bounty hunter, Dengar
@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter
@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter 3 жыл бұрын
I was at my weakest point, and they swarmed me. Many died, but at the end they succeeded. I found them and killed them all after learning that they didn’t have my armor anymore
@MrHyde2k
@MrHyde2k 2 жыл бұрын
Biggest dark truth, Geetsly`s a piece of shit click baiter. Man its just the waste of 10 mins. Fucking loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mr.furious6814
@mr.furious6814 4 жыл бұрын
Luke: "I don't get it, why would Sand People want to slaughter Jawas?" Geetsly: "WhY WoUlD SaND PeOpLe WaNt tO sLaUgHtEr JaWaS? Well I'm glad you asked, it actually stems from their dark past."
@kingjames6711
@kingjames6711 4 жыл бұрын
He actually said, "Why would *imperial troopers* want to slaughter a bunch of jawas.
@JonO387
@JonO387 4 жыл бұрын
I think your shift or caps lock key is broken.
@clamchowdah9140
@clamchowdah9140 4 жыл бұрын
JonO387 it’s not
@JonO387
@JonO387 4 жыл бұрын
@@clamchowdah9140 Then they should probably ve checked for Parkinson's or something.
@UnexpectedWonder
@UnexpectedWonder 4 жыл бұрын
😁😁😁😊😊😂😂🤣🤣
@omnipoticus9908
@omnipoticus9908 4 жыл бұрын
Bro this isnt the dark truth behind the Jawas, this is the tragedy of Darth Jawas the wise
@hackman669
@hackman669 4 жыл бұрын
A force sensitive Jawa would be interesting!
@TheGreatRenbox
@TheGreatRenbox 4 жыл бұрын
@@hackman669 Lelek was a force sensitive jawa shaman...
@nomad123ad
@nomad123ad 4 жыл бұрын
@@hackman669 There's one in the old republic.
@karawithgun8148
@karawithgun8148 4 жыл бұрын
@@hackman669 I think there's a Jedi Jawa in Legends canon.
@chadrehfeld9312
@chadrehfeld9312 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean the Tradgey of Darth Jawa The Greedy
@PlagueOfGripes
@PlagueOfGripes 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't the idea that they evolved from Kumumgah just a theory? I've also heard that they're evolved or warped humans.
@thegrim418
@thegrim418 3 жыл бұрын
Now that's a face I didn't expect to see on a year old Star Wars video.
@thomasbriscoe7439
@thomasbriscoe7439 3 жыл бұрын
Don't want to shit on geetsly but this isnt the first time he has presented theory as fact...
@thomasbriscoe7439
@thomasbriscoe7439 3 жыл бұрын
@Alcoon Slambag Genius retort, however the fictional universe still has factual rules.... so no, just no....
@superharuhifan
@superharuhifan 3 жыл бұрын
a GAME theory
@paullebon323
@paullebon323 3 жыл бұрын
It's a made up story. It's whatever you nerds want it to be.
@cocoTr33
@cocoTr33 4 жыл бұрын
Read the title as "The Dark Truth Behind the Jews" at first, thought it would be a very different video
@someperson7873
@someperson7873 4 жыл бұрын
I read read as read, so I had to re-read read as read so I could read the sentence properly to make sense
@changemyparentalcontrols3439
@changemyparentalcontrols3439 4 жыл бұрын
Ye I thought it would be like they used to commit genocide because they felt like and and they were actually demons but na
@c.i.a.293
@c.i.a.293 4 жыл бұрын
Some Person when you read that sentence perfectly the first time I A M G O D
@dr.bucklebelt3377
@dr.bucklebelt3377 4 жыл бұрын
The dark truth is I forgot to turn on my light timer before sundown on Sabbath, oy!
@LiftYagami
@LiftYagami 4 жыл бұрын
78% of droid owners
@alexhaskins8568
@alexhaskins8568 3 жыл бұрын
3:52 "The Rakta, having recently read a lot of Warhammer 40k lore, decided to commit Exterminatus."
@zNEKOMARUz
@zNEKOMARUz 4 жыл бұрын
Interesting, never thought of the Tuskans and the Jawas being related.
4 жыл бұрын
OMG your profile pic :D
@Princess2Warrior
@Princess2Warrior 4 жыл бұрын
*How could you not know? Have you only just recently started reading Wookieepedia?*
@Princess2Warrior
@Princess2Warrior 4 жыл бұрын
@ *OMG, I've never seen a cat-meme before.*
@zNEKOMARUz
@zNEKOMARUz 4 жыл бұрын
@@Princess2Warrior the lesser species havent really been a topic of interest for me.
@762aowisifi
@762aowisifi 4 жыл бұрын
why do the tuskans look creepy to me
@corpselight7989
@corpselight7989 4 жыл бұрын
Jawas: The Kobolds of Star Wars. I always thought of them as tiny rat-like folks hiding out in the nooks and crannies of the plateaus and cliffs, as well as maybe Jawa who find more comfort in the cities.
@karkkosvolfe
@karkkosvolfe 2 жыл бұрын
Somehow, Jawas always made me think of a knockoff of Skaven
@corpselight7989
@corpselight7989 2 жыл бұрын
@@karkkosvolfe Dollar-Store Skaven? I'm onto you, Norsca :P
@Crip99763
@Crip99763 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, I read the title as “The Dark Truth Behind The Jews”
@Xiaolony
@Xiaolony 4 жыл бұрын
Asian Trix Rabbit you got click baited
@NaudiNadia
@NaudiNadia 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@SC1O0
@SC1O0 4 жыл бұрын
same, trouble with skiming text
@lordpuggles1111
@lordpuggles1111 4 жыл бұрын
*Hey, Trix are for kids!*
@jakethedog2155
@jakethedog2155 4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@rolflandale2565
@rolflandale2565 2 жыл бұрын
The fictional appearance of Jawas, with the glowing eyes, intended a dark-side, but in a real life identity of a specie looks, would be hooded full body gears creatures, with ultra sensitive optical deflection eyes, claiming to be very nocturnal able vision creatures.
@vojtechpeterka1929
@vojtechpeterka1929 4 жыл бұрын
As we say. Jawas steal everything that is not nailed, drilled or welded with triple corner strife.
@charlesborden8111
@charlesborden8111 4 жыл бұрын
And if they can pry it loose, then it wasn't nailed down.
@barbatosmcmurderton4209
@barbatosmcmurderton4209 4 жыл бұрын
@@charlesborden8111 So you mean Nobby Nobbes was a Jawa this entire time?
@chadsmith8966
@chadsmith8966 4 жыл бұрын
@@barbatosmcmurderton4209 makes sense. the little bugger is the right height for jawas
@bloodangels2900
@bloodangels2900 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was the Blood Ravens
@barbatosmcmurderton4209
@barbatosmcmurderton4209 4 жыл бұрын
@@bloodangels2900 The Jawas were doing it first. The magpies just have more success with it because their power armor makes it easier for them to pry stuff loose.
@codywiggins8052
@codywiggins8052 3 жыл бұрын
The scan noises and zoom in part from the beginning brings back nostalgia
@jedder
@jedder 4 жыл бұрын
So THAT's why they had the Tuskens vs Jawa's match option in Battlefront II (LucasArts).
@JockenN
@JockenN 4 жыл бұрын
Their dark secrets is that if you mock and bully them too much, they may find out they host the soul of a long-dead sith and recreate their sith body, coming back for revenge on you. Trust me, I know as it happened to my tabletop group. Be nice to jawas.
@larrypowers2515
@larrypowers2515 2 жыл бұрын
"You want a cup of Jawa Juice?" "No thanks, they taste like Sauerkraut."
@chriss1757
@chriss1757 4 жыл бұрын
Still don't know how Jawas and a Sandcrawler ended up on another planet!
@antelatkovic4715
@antelatkovic4715 4 жыл бұрын
Selling your show using nostalgia
@ScoutTrooperMan
@ScoutTrooperMan 4 жыл бұрын
Since the sandcrawlers were minning vehicles its possible the serco corporation didn't just sended them only on tatoine. Now onto the jawas maybe thoses jawas stole a ship and got into other planet and found the sandcrawler
@citus333
@citus333 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh if a rat can get in a ship, a jawa can as well
@jawalandgovernment8754
@jawalandgovernment8754 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry can’t tell you it’s a Jawa secret
@justice4all368
@justice4all368 3 жыл бұрын
@@jawalandgovernment8754 there mining vehicles left by a mining industry I thought
@akrostick1549
@akrostick1549 3 жыл бұрын
Jawas: hippity hoppity, your droid is now my property
@emanuelgonzalez1975
@emanuelgonzalez1975 4 жыл бұрын
Why does the Jawa look like it’s smokin a blunt in the thumbnail 😭
@sleinzer2302
@sleinzer2302 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed it too!
@andrewesther4705
@andrewesther4705 4 жыл бұрын
The hell else you gonna do on Tatooine? Steal shit and smoke blunts.
@xanatos68
@xanatos68 4 жыл бұрын
They look more rodent like. No clue what the thumbnail is.
@BuildYourOwnBass
@BuildYourOwnBass 4 жыл бұрын
Still wonder what that sand crawler smells like? Legend goes the dice in the millennium falcon came from a sand crawler in East Bay
@ReaperGrimm5594
@ReaperGrimm5594 4 жыл бұрын
Leaving your ship alone on a planet with Jawas is like leaving your car in the ghetto. Either way, you just lost your stereo.
@EvilFookaire
@EvilFookaire 4 жыл бұрын
Or you have kept a shitty stereo, but the stuff that used to be around it is gone...
@Aristocratic13
@Aristocratic13 4 жыл бұрын
That's not funny but it's funny
@coolkanye5285
@coolkanye5285 4 жыл бұрын
Jawa 1: sukaah Other Jawas: “SUKAAAAH!” If you know you know 😂😂
@jawalawa9217
@jawalawa9217 4 жыл бұрын
SUKAHHHH
@fuhrersavior9575
@fuhrersavior9575 3 жыл бұрын
wub wub
@VzteklaFena
@VzteklaFena 3 жыл бұрын
Mando : “Blyat”
@sithsaiyan4529
@sithsaiyan4529 3 жыл бұрын
SUKAH SUKAH SUKAH!
@jawalawa9217
@jawalawa9217 3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow 2 months later I get the joke now I'm so blind
@spiritvdc5109
@spiritvdc5109 4 жыл бұрын
Why does the divergence of the Jawas and Tusken Raiders remind me of the Eloi and Morlocks from H. G. Wells' "The Time Machine"
@Soitisisit
@Soitisisit 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, except which species would even be the Eloi. It's more like Morlock I and Morlock II: Sandcrawler Boogaloo.
@spiritvdc5109
@spiritvdc5109 4 жыл бұрын
@@Soitisisit Well comparatively the Jawas would be more Eloi since they're physically weaker and constantly exploited, even though both races have the Morlocks' industrious survivalist mentality
@Soitisisit
@Soitisisit 4 жыл бұрын
@@spiritvdc5109 Yeah, I kind of figured it's where you were going with that. Thing is that the impression I got of the Eloi is that they were basically "stupid good" hippies. Which doesn't fit the Jawas who are more like true neutral or chaotic neutral. In terms of them being weaker and exploitable I can see why it'd remind you of that, but they're both pretty Morlock-like. And they developed underground even.
@spiritvdc5109
@spiritvdc5109 4 жыл бұрын
@@Soitisisit Yep it's definitely not a one-to-one comparison
@joshuaosborne1968
@joshuaosborne1968 3 жыл бұрын
Because it's basically a ripoff of that.
@wolfieinu
@wolfieinu 4 жыл бұрын
Jawas: start off barely surviving in the desert wilderness, too weak to fight, eventually build communities based around stealing in order to survive So you're saying Jawa history is the life story of my average Kenshi character
@wollsmoth69
@wollsmoth69 4 жыл бұрын
You know you got clickbaited when the creator feels the need to verbally express that they did not clickbait you.
@almontay2193
@almontay2193 4 жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of the most interesting pieces you have done. I knew about the history of Tattooine, but not one thing about the Jawas. Thank you
@parrotpuppetstudios1410
@parrotpuppetstudios1410 2 жыл бұрын
Rebel: I would like every single droid you have Jawa: for what Rebel: the egg Jawa: DEAL
@Jyeoi
@Jyeoi 4 жыл бұрын
Jawas were just Orko from He-Man in the Star Wars universe
@earthbound2772
@earthbound2772 4 жыл бұрын
How has everyone mastered retelling starwars story’s imagine sitting around a fire telling this to your friends very enthusiastically
@jamesc.3295
@jamesc.3295 4 жыл бұрын
If you watch the Mandalorian episode with Jawas, the word used for "The Egg" was used in Return of the Jedi by Ewoks.
@wolfy207
@wolfy207 4 жыл бұрын
Who would slaughter jawas like this.... Stares in mandolorian
@andresherrera2902
@andresherrera2902 4 жыл бұрын
Hey they were stripping his ship
@thatmeme1360
@thatmeme1360 4 жыл бұрын
I hope Iziz wasn't there....
@davidcannon3515
@davidcannon3515 4 жыл бұрын
I'd vaporize the little SOBs too if I cought them stripping my ship down. I'd need my ship.
@andresherrera2902
@andresherrera2902 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidcannon3515 yeah, especially since how expensive the ship is and those little fuckers charge three times the price
@hippiehippo9030
@hippiehippo9030 4 жыл бұрын
*loads disrupter with malicious intent*
@dejannincic9671
@dejannincic9671 4 жыл бұрын
"Boiling water does not remove it from the planet"- Rogal Dorn
@blackpowderkun
@blackpowderkun 4 жыл бұрын
Their a video about orbital bombardment, it causes holes in the atmospheres
@reginleif586
@reginleif586 4 жыл бұрын
@@blackpowderkun except the part where the air still cannot escape the gravity well. The only way for the moisture to fully be removed would be for the solar winds from the suns to blow it off. And by that point, there's no atmosphere anyway, and anything on the planet is dead. If air could just leak out through ozone layer holes, we'd've long since suffocated. Without solar winds blowing everything off, eventually, the moisture would just accumulate and precipitate. Mars is a great example of this. Mars' EM field was worn down and quit, and once it got weak enough, the solar wind blew off most of its atmosphere. Orbital bombardment may leave holes, but that just means radiation leaks through more easily. Seeing as tatooine is hospitable enough for life to breathe, that means it has a strong EM field, meaning the moisture is somewhere inside the planet, assuming actual physics. But star wars isnt known for even half-decent physics, so....
@blackpowderkun
@blackpowderkun 4 жыл бұрын
@@reginleif586 I actully had Tatooine being in a state of full on worst case of global warming not only due to water evaporating hut also with the land being glassed.
@reginleif586
@reginleif586 4 жыл бұрын
@@blackpowderkun I'd actually not be surprised to find out that the water molecules were split into oxygen and hydrogen atoms during the glassing. It would explain the breathable atmosphere and effectiveness of the evaporators
@warpath6666
@warpath6666 4 жыл бұрын
Hello there Dr. Sheldon Cooper 😄😄😄😄
@lukesorce8660
@lukesorce8660 2 жыл бұрын
"I once dated a Jawa" - Mos Espa crackhead to Mando
@Stinky_Steven
@Stinky_Steven 4 жыл бұрын
This do be a “The Dark Truth Behind Jawas” moment
@indrakarma
@indrakarma 4 жыл бұрын
sh
@indrakarma
@indrakarma 4 жыл бұрын
ぽおp
@FalloutProfile
@FalloutProfile 4 жыл бұрын
I love that battlefront zoom intro, reminds me of my ps2 days as a kid.
@jennifervan75
@jennifervan75 2 жыл бұрын
How did they survive in the caves for so long without vegetation or animals on the surface?
@Tanknuggets217
@Tanknuggets217 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a good question
@connorross4571
@connorross4571 4 жыл бұрын
I think that the Rakatans used the Dsrkside to poison Tatooine's metals in its crust.
@jefferybrown6473
@jefferybrown6473 4 жыл бұрын
They were a bunch of vindictive pricks.
@Vozkal
@Vozkal 4 жыл бұрын
the rakatas had evolved out of the force though, they hadn't been able to use the force in a loooong time.
@MrPr1nglz
@MrPr1nglz 4 жыл бұрын
I think its more like the glassing of the planet changed the chemical composition of the resources. Seems more logical to me but then again, it's all sci-fi anyway
@andrewesther4705
@andrewesther4705 4 жыл бұрын
Or enough nukes to glass an entire planet? Intense radiation makes metal brittle, so it seems plausible.
@mikeisthelunawolf
@mikeisthelunawolf 2 жыл бұрын
I thought you really were going somewhere dark. But this is just basic survival. The Ricotta are dark af
@lsohweldfab6575
@lsohweldfab6575 4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing to think that people have time to study all this.
@Samuel-eg1ku
@Samuel-eg1ku 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't it :D
@CompetitiveDowntimeGaming
@CompetitiveDowntimeGaming 4 жыл бұрын
"Thats right, this video isnt clickbait at all" Then you get all the way through the video to find out their "dark side/secret", is literally what we've known about them since 1977...they steal 😑😑
@SpaceGhostFan
@SpaceGhostFan 4 жыл бұрын
XG Movie Reviews annoying as shit, right?!?
@goudanuff6451
@goudanuff6451 4 жыл бұрын
I think the dark part was the history part, how their planet was obliterated and their species divided, to then be enslaved by a physically more powerful splinter of their own ancestors.
@JMrealgamer
@JMrealgamer 4 жыл бұрын
XG Movie Reviews Lol!!
@JaredBStewart
@JaredBStewart 4 жыл бұрын
I liked the video but downvoted it for being clickbait.
@yoursleepparalysisdemon3475
@yoursleepparalysisdemon3475 4 жыл бұрын
That...wasn't the point of the video boi
@tessalyyvuo1667
@tessalyyvuo1667 2 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking of the eyes of Jawas and Tuskens. It comes to my mind that their hidden appearance gives at least a clue to their eyes, with their evolutionary history. I think that the Tusken eyes diminished in the darkness making them rely on other senses and those protruded but circumferentially small goggles works like human spectacles/binoculars. And that the Jawas developed more sensitive eyes to cope with the darkness and that their eyes really are big, and that's why they use goggles which circumference is bigger. Just my head canon. Please give your own opinions and reasoning if you notice this comment. But I think my version would also go with the Jawas being more cute with big eyes and Tuskens being menacing with small eyes.
@-PlayMaker-
@-PlayMaker- 4 жыл бұрын
0:29 oh man that brings back memories
@Astavyastataa
@Astavyastataa 4 жыл бұрын
Today I learnt: the Jawans are pretty 40k.
@comradekenobi6908
@comradekenobi6908 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@fireborn
@fireborn 4 жыл бұрын
Heresy must be purged!
@cheesaliciousable
@cheesaliciousable 4 жыл бұрын
Hooo boi when they discover flamethrowers... the tuskens will be Purged in flame... the idea of those little guys with flamethrowers is both amuseing and terrifying
@Astavyastataa
@Astavyastataa 4 жыл бұрын
ComradeKenobi their history was actually a lot more grimdark than I expected, and sounds like something that would have come out of Warhammer 40000.
@chrisproost7290
@chrisproost7290 4 жыл бұрын
@Eye Above All Slaugth are way worse.
@tysondennis1016
@tysondennis1016 4 күн бұрын
Tattooine being a desert planet that used to be much lusher is a reference to the fact that Tattooine was originally conceived as a lush world, but George Lucas found the Philippines too damp to film there, so it was made a desert world.
@catnerdadrian7601
@catnerdadrian7601 4 жыл бұрын
"this was at the end of the infinite empire however" well alright then
@user-vf1zw3wn3m
@user-vf1zw3wn3m 4 жыл бұрын
Now i like the jawa’s even more
@auliahakim8561
@auliahakim8561 4 жыл бұрын
no one, not a single soul. Slav Jawa : "CYKA CYKA CYKA"
@jeffreyrivers1983
@jeffreyrivers1983 4 жыл бұрын
So if the planet is a desert... where does the oxygen come from?
@danese1636
@danese1636 4 жыл бұрын
I believe in legends the moisture farms produced oxygen and collected the moisture created from the production. I could be wrong though.
@geetslys
@geetslys 4 жыл бұрын
They stole it from planet Druidia
@jamesperkins5468
@jamesperkins5468 4 жыл бұрын
With such a small population, it's possible that it's just what is left and is slowly depleting. However I imagine there is still some minor plant life that is creating oxygen. Even something like a sand plankton. I'm wondering if we dropped a few billion metric tons of water on it could it be turned back into the lush world it once was.
@silversilva5773
@silversilva5773 4 жыл бұрын
James Perkins the only place I can think of where you can get that amount of water would probably be the planet that clone trooper are made
@_Nykolaii_
@_Nykolaii_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@silversilva5773 but we cant find it in the achives. It should be there but it isnt
@bobjobjoe8887
@bobjobjoe8887 3 жыл бұрын
That intro was absolutely, completely, and utterly nostalgic
@thechosenone2859
@thechosenone2859 4 жыл бұрын
Wow I would never have guessed that about the Jawas, I always thought they were a bit rude
@simon_3607
@simon_3607 3 жыл бұрын
Tatooine: had water Everyone: wait that’s illegal
@Reddotzebra
@Reddotzebra 4 жыл бұрын
Ever since learning about the peculiarities of Tatooine metal it's been my headcanon that the Rakata unleashed some kind of darkside nanotech when they glassed the planet and it then worked its way into all metal on the planet. No clue if they did it intentionally or just accidentally shot up some of their old gear and it got mixed in with the rest of the debris... Either way it would be an interesting story hook for a book or an RP campaign, you could have the PCs be assisting an imperial scientist looking for ways to weaponize the metal plague by getting it to spread to other metal, or attempt to create clean metal and corner the market.
@willhuey4891
@willhuey4891 4 жыл бұрын
tatooine used to be a lush and green planet until the rakata made it into what it is in the movies.
@Vhailor_Mithras
@Vhailor_Mithras 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine most of the rotten metal are the same stuff that the cities were built of, but the glassing ruined the viability of the metal as it was destroyed.
@bluehero-96
@bluehero-96 4 жыл бұрын
There was a star map infused with darkside energy. That's why Revan went to the planet twice. Over the millenia star maps just like it across the galaxy developed glitches as they decayed and repaired themselves. Those planets usually received unique features and resources as a result. Tatooine just got the short end of the stick.
@alexandergeorgiev2631
@alexandergeorgiev2631 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean by "glass" the planet?
@Vhailor_Mithras
@Vhailor_Mithras 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexandergeorgiev2631 Glassing is a common concept in sci-fi that basically means the surface of the planet is turned to glass by orbital bombardment, usually by beam weapons that melt structures and ground surfaces.
@Jaake-my2rq
@Jaake-my2rq 2 жыл бұрын
"Go to the Jawas and twist their bodies until they scream". -Vader to Trooper Commander conducting a search for the two droids in possession of the Death Star plans
@poetscotty
@poetscotty 4 жыл бұрын
Did a Jawa and tusken Raider ever become friends?
@Justin-pe9cl
@Justin-pe9cl 4 жыл бұрын
I smell a movie!!!
@landonburdette3907
@landonburdette3907 4 жыл бұрын
Calm down disney.
@grayson9075
@grayson9075 3 жыл бұрын
I love how all your comments agree with each other
@RaikenXion
@RaikenXion 4 жыл бұрын
I would have honestly just liked Jawas to basically be Maz Kanata's race, they all pretty much look like her, and the reason why their eyes glow is because they use goggles that glow, mistaking that to be their eyes. Maz could be a force sensitive Jawa! Who just never chose the way of Jedi or Sith, and at one time was a scavenger just like the rest of her race, who left that way of life. Afterall why cant Jawas be force sensitive?
@redacted7989
@redacted7989 8 ай бұрын
Maz Kanata ? Idk who that is.
@elite_uxm7849
@elite_uxm7849 2 жыл бұрын
your intro just gave me battlefront flashbacks. omg the nostalgia. my childhood. ahhhhh
@murraywatson9238
@murraywatson9238 4 жыл бұрын
THE STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT SPACE PINPOINT THING TRIGGERED MEMORIES I FORGOT I HAD
@cyber1ifeconnor
@cyber1ifeconnor 4 жыл бұрын
Right? Now that was the REAL battle front 2
@emeraldeyeball2002
@emeraldeyeball2002 3 жыл бұрын
battlefront 1 was the best, the og one on ps2 where galactic conquest was the campaign
@Twillek1019_
@Twillek1019_ 2 ай бұрын
The jawas and tuskens pretty much said “this planet ain’t big enough for the two of us!”
@juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876
@juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876 4 жыл бұрын
Jawas: "finders keepers" its their moto.
@trigestigro4707
@trigestigro4707 2 жыл бұрын
Jawas are by far my favorite star wars race :3 I loved the video
@mikebowermaster4250
@mikebowermaster4250 4 жыл бұрын
So, it was because of those ricotta cheese guys.
@jameshetherington1
@jameshetherington1 2 жыл бұрын
The worst thing is, unless you pay extra they won't even clean the parts they've stolen to sell back to you
@mach1275
@mach1275 4 жыл бұрын
I think it would be cool to check out the Kaleesh. They’re under appreciated, and I think the situation with the Huk is really interesting because you can view the Kaleesh hating Jedi and the Republic as entirely justified
@ShadowKirbz
@ShadowKirbz 4 жыл бұрын
How this video went for me: "The elders were right--WE ARE FARMERS, DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN"
@toybugcarl
@toybugcarl 4 жыл бұрын
I recall reading about them when I was young ( I think it was a guide to the SW universe) that they were so foul smelling they’re faces were covered with insects.
@stormisuedonym4599
@stormisuedonym4599 3 жыл бұрын
I remember that one, too.
@DaniboyBR2
@DaniboyBR2 4 жыл бұрын
I should be studying real history, instead I'm studying Jawas Star Wars fake history.
@razvandracula743
@razvandracula743 4 жыл бұрын
I love the Jawas and the Tusken raiders they are two of my top favorite alien species. 😊 Awesome video I love it!
@fairyrush6471
@fairyrush6471 4 жыл бұрын
I love jawas ☺ I always thought they were cute like little desert mages lol
@ernststravoblofeld
@ernststravoblofeld 4 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone knew Jawas were the squished people abducted in Phantasm.
@danielstrawe5118
@danielstrawe5118 4 жыл бұрын
The real question is: Who would win? The Jawas or the Ewoks?
@mrspeigel3593
@mrspeigel3593 4 жыл бұрын
I'm team Jawa
@lastofgiants
@lastofgiants 4 жыл бұрын
Jawas drive fortresses, fire guns, and use droids. Ewoks have stone spears and pulley-system traps. Ewoks seem stronger and more nimble than Jawas, but Jawas appear to have a surplus of speeder bikes. Ewoks are more aggressive and depend mostly in ambush tactics. Jawas don't seem to be fighters and depend on putting themselves in the safest position to fight from. They seem to have good sense to get out of trouble, however, and that could help them survive a lot of the traps and surprises the Ewoks threw at them. The real question I have is, WHERE are they fighting? They both use tactics that fit their contrasting environments (jungle/desert). If in desert or neutral ground, I put my money in Jawas. If in jungle, I pick Ewoks.
4 жыл бұрын
@@mrspeigel3593 I'm team Ewok!
@CollinBuckman
@CollinBuckman 4 жыл бұрын
Jawas would win in a desert, Ewoks would win in a forest, any other place would be more up in the air
@SuperIdolMistyMay
@SuperIdolMistyMay 4 жыл бұрын
Team Jawa. They's my boyz since I was a child. Lol.
@mudshrooze
@mudshrooze 3 жыл бұрын
Jawas and Tuskans have always been two of my favorite species. Especially Jawas
@Adam-oh3vu
@Adam-oh3vu 2 жыл бұрын
@warrengouldthorpe5091
@warrengouldthorpe5091 4 жыл бұрын
The original battlefront loadscreen brings back good memories on the original xbox
@LearnGuitarBristol
@LearnGuitarBristol 4 жыл бұрын
0:03 **sets speed to 1.25**
@shiperobin
@shiperobin 4 жыл бұрын
I always imagined that the star wars universe is one where spaceflight was discovered before gunpowder. How else could the cheese empire have conquered so many species?
@rudolphantler6309
@rudolphantler6309 4 жыл бұрын
I knew all this, but this video gave a focused attention towards the appreciation of this topic. Nice work! Which species to explore in a future video, you ask? Some suggestions of mine, in order of logical categories presumably for combined videos: Anzati, Iridoniak Zabrak, Dathomiri Nightbrother, Elomin Falleen, Umbaran, (might as well also mention Zeltron), Sith, Massassi, Kissai, Arbrans, and the people of Tund & Ziost, Trandoshan, Chistori, Besalisk, Houk, (Barabel), Ssi-Ruu S'Kytri, Stenax, Yinchorri Harch, Quarren, Karkarodon, Chagrian, Nautolan, Mon Calamari, Selkath Skakoan Droids as a species? Devaronians Can a Chiss outsmart an Echani who has combat precognition? Wookiee vs Talz ?
@v-inthe-d2457
@v-inthe-d2457 3 жыл бұрын
There’s no way the Kumumgah turned into jawas. They did not go from 5’10” and up sentient humanoid beings, to 3 foot rat creatures covered in fur. I could see them being the sand people wrapped like mummies, but Jawas were some lesser being that was always there and survived the bombing.
@scout360pyroz
@scout360pyroz 3 жыл бұрын
Oh sweet summer child. There is a race of dionsaur like reptiles the size of draft animals that were once the first and most advanced of ALL species in the galaxy. They were the ones who uplifted the Rakata and accidently enabled the rise of the Infinite Empire. Now they are dumb animals on Dathomir.
@michealdesanta9219
@michealdesanta9219 4 жыл бұрын
*leaves ship for 2 minutes* Jawa : MINE ALL MINE!!!
@TheLiamster
@TheLiamster 4 жыл бұрын
Utini
@colejosephalexanderkashay683
@colejosephalexanderkashay683 3 жыл бұрын
it is a shame that such a great empire was reduced to these creatures that may never again travel the stars or govern their own planet like their ancestors
@spark300c
@spark300c 2 жыл бұрын
well they may travel the stars again if enough industrial comes to the planet and more water.
@landersm223
@landersm223 4 жыл бұрын
Well well well, a bit of Earths and Mars history hidden in Star Wars. Huge sheet of green glass left in the Sahara desert? Mars atmosphere completely obliterated by a sky battle? Yep.
@DuckDodger
@DuckDodger 4 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about in both of those statements?
@cdulez
@cdulez 4 жыл бұрын
LazyWookie hes talking about ancient aliens and shit lol chariots of the gods and what not
@IrritatorXleXretour
@IrritatorXleXretour 4 жыл бұрын
@@cdulez No he's actually talking about normal, real-life astronomy and basic geology...
@cdulez
@cdulez 4 жыл бұрын
Sam Duncan mars atmosphere obliterated in a sky battle?....ok
@IrritatorXleXretour
@IrritatorXleXretour 4 жыл бұрын
@@cdulez oh shit my bad I didn't read the last word! xD it changes everything then, indeed. I really thought it was legit because most of the comment makes sense.
@taryn2354
@taryn2354 4 жыл бұрын
that intro got me so nostolgic
@VinDubi
@VinDubi 4 жыл бұрын
So I was wondering, how exactly did Jawas get to Navarro. They don't have starships, do they?
@futureclonecommando2275
@futureclonecommando2275 4 жыл бұрын
Those little things called jawa's hmmm intresting ...but those little lizards are gonna be scared when i get there
@5143gusgus
@5143gusgus 2 жыл бұрын
Other Star Wars species: Oh no it’s a helpless droid/cyborg/person, we should help him. Jawas: I smell profit!
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