The Dave Portnoy Origin Story: Promise Big, Deliver Big || Barstool Documentary Series

[@MattMlcc]

dave’s dad acting like he was the next barry sanders was hilarious

[@jayquick6520]

What’s a berry sander?

[@imjustwatching679]

@@jayquick6520 Barry sanders is the greatest nfl running back just type him up

[@xancypillosi9497]

@@jayquick6520 really ?

[@ryanmcclary7034]

Hes just reading from the script that Dave wrote 🤷‍♂️

[@ernand3352]

@@jayquick6520 berry sander is something you will never be brother

[@teamworkformyfrainds]

7 word summary: Dave played baseball and then started barstool

[@shrimpgazing]

wow so inspiring

[@jakemcnellis3601]

dock1 privileged

[@Tumwater02]

@@jakemcnellis3601: What does that mean?

[@ocdrums24]

@@jakemcnellis3601 privileged in a middle class family? seem legit.

[@chrisb8154]

I’m sure you’ve started much bigger things.

[@alhendo6866]

“The greatest football player they ever saw” lol

[@bigpotpoker1]

they were talking about OJ

[@501hoops2]

Al Hendo I literally had to pause the video to die laughing

[@3cs3hs]

of course that was the first football game they ever watched.

[@mikemendoza6445]

😂😂

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Like he was Barry Sanders.

[@zach4425]

Dave wins one little league championship and thinks he’s the modern day Babe Ruth.

[@robw7856]

6:26 Division 3 state champions, he makes it sound like they were national champions

[@zach4425]

Rob W D3 is literally like little league. It’s garbage league

[@clay6107]

Lmao

[@jebadiahfyefye8994]

I just don’t understand why he put the beginning clip of him in this. Lol. I guess he thinks we all want to see every possible time he’s been on camera ever. Even when it’s not funny or interesting at all.

[@mrimportant4787]

thats the joke

[@cotis234]

Why did I just watch a documentary on Dave portnoys high school baseball career loool

[@bradn.2287]

Lmfao

[@McgregorTitaniumShinbone]

Cause he’s EL PREZ

[@charlieproctor9556]

This feels like a Netflix murder mystery doc

[@narutosaga12]

underrated comment right here lmao

[@vicevrsa386]

do you know Bob Proctor?

[@dw816]

They haven't found all the dead hookers yet though.

[@MrWhiteones]

Charlie Proctor we would never be so lucky

[@editorgrayson1073]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bhwre]

One man that peaked at 12 everybody knows the rules. 8:15

[@collinp7824]

Lmao

[@bhwre]

Vinny FatStacks if only money could buy self esteem.

[@MyJennyelizabeth]

Well you didn’t really peak if you own a company that’s very well known

[@jgzero18]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[@wjkrug]

This is clearly a guy that’s jealous of Dave lol

[@Mrbink01]

"He never swore, he never drank, he never did anything...ahhh...I guess that's changed"

[@Baghuul]

Modern Davey - Sniff... Sniff... SNIFF! SNIFF!! SNIFF!!

[@jackminehard]

Yeah it's crazy all highschoolers don't do drugs wow

[@jrod42223]

It all makes sense why Dave has a soft spot for tommy, tommy looks like a preteen Dave!!!!

[@gregbastounis]

Ya beat me to it! Tommy looks like a young portnoy. Tommy is still TRASH!

[@lebrondajames1019]

Had to grow into that giant face

[@skylargross5509]

The way this is made acts like he just died

[@potterbat3995]

Skylar Gross 🤔A documentary about the pizza review guy?

[@SalveMaria777]

Or like he is Michael Jordan

[@nathanel2306]

WE CAN ONLY DREAM

[@slypto]

he dies and comes back to life everyday

[@johnspinelli9396]

Lmao 😂

[@ssshl3421]

He was the exact same person in high school omg

[@emuccino]

That's crazy it's like it was him the whole time

[@2m7b5]

1+1=2 everybody knows the rules

[@ssshl3421]

Eric Muccino probably a clone now but they designed it very well

[@goose33]

@@emuccino 😂

[@machought356]

Unreal story, except for the line "best football player ive ever seen" im dying

[@abg125]

I LOVE the fact his dad made clear he hit HRs because the right field was short at his high school lmao!

[@6321mike]

Even as a kid he wore women’s clothes

[@esciteach7997]

stop it is 2020 and people are very sick and others quarantined . . . grow up (or get a brain)

[@6321mike]

Laura another 10 ply millennial I see.

[@rickyfrierson1367]

@@esciteach7997 whats that got to do with anything

[@reversible8740]

Is that the secret to becoming a millionare?

[@rickyfrierson1367]

@@reversible8740 yes lmao

[@dtempsick]

Had no idea this was happening. What a time to open youtube. Pumped.

[@mikemastro1717]

When Dave Portnoy is the best football player you have ever seen then you know that town has no athletic ability lmao..this whole doc made Dave seem like the greatest athlete to come out of Massachusetts 😂and I love it

[@Yams1814]

His dad thought he was born to be a pro sports athlete ahhah

[@Apolloneek]

Lol jewish parents dreams 🤣

[@gabagoo4547]

Baseball scholarship isn't too shabby tho

[@CIARUNSITE]

It's tough. You can't tell if your kid is going to stop growing and have to live out the rest of their life at 5'7".

[@brianjschumer]

The father who's a nice guy, didnt see, that the genetics he passed (Popeyes dad)on, limit your level of play..5 foot 6 , a buck fifty, limits in any sport, excluding soccer

[@johnjameson4901]

@@brianjschumer yes for big D1 and D2 programs. He probably could have atleast redshirted at a smaller D2 or D3 school. (I sucked and played D2). Mostly cause of my size, but our starting 2nd baseman was 5'5"

[@ethan_ryan]

Dave's parents are awesome haha. Seems like he had a great childhood.

[@danielmarshman4446]

This is the content we need during quarantine thank you Dave

[@edsonbojorquez2913]

Somehow I still don’t know what barstool sports does

[@justinravaiolj9692]

Why am I watching an origin story about some dude i watch eat his lunch every day? I'm quarantined sue me

[@bananasandwiches1493]

After seeing what I just seen, no doubt in my mind Dave is one of the best the football players to ever touch the field

[@kaitiehatcher4359]

Tom Brady who? Walter Peyton who?

[@krazyshady902]

I have a hard time taking this documentary serious... I can't tell if they're being serious or not lol ... making it sound like he was a star baseball and football player

[@Matt-by3yd]

I think that’s the joke I love it lol

[@GuckFoogle]

It was obviously a joke lol. People weren't actually saying he had quicker hands than Delino Deshields

[@xridex400]

So that's where the ego started getting fed- the friend of a friend of dad

[@bushgang.mp4782]

One heart warming story, everyone knows someone is cutting onions in the back

[@cadgerphilosophic326]

One corny comment, now everyone knows you're soft.. 😉

[@chuckyheartburn9931]

@Bush Gang.mp4 GOOD CALL!!!!

[@Docstantinople]

It’s so inspirational, he played baseball and then started barstool

[@AbduCola]

Gross what's wrong with you?

[@danprokopenko]

Good ol' Crazy "I lost my keys again" Portnoy. What a wild man!

[@gamenetwork101]

Why tf are you giving us a documentary on Portnoy when we need a documentary on the Wonton Don 🤣💪🚬💨😤🤔😎

[@Dr.Boring]

Crankin' hoons and frying goons: The Donny story

[@lsubeast16]

hey how are ya ?

[@FH-wi6ek]

Some very proud parents there. Well done Dave, still so much to do and accomplish. So much respect.

[@TheRealJay33]

Dave “I have unlimited money” Portnoy

[@nickstefanik3509]

This aged well

[@rpier8357]

2007/2008 BSS was my start and it was an amazing time. The content that came out of them back in those years and the years to follow still has to be some of the best on the internet.

[@Paul-oh4fe]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@catharinaconde4578]

hahahahahaha referencesss

[@superbannana5]

Small hands, that was his problem.

[@alexdelarge703]

@@superbannana5 That’s not da point.

[@Ratclawz]

😂😂

[@trentonkrueger2370]

The background music is giving me the "Ray Finkle" vibes when Ace see's his childhood home. Dave is the man.

[@jackcorcoran1778]

“The Dave Portnoy Origin Story” *AKA* the condom broke

[@craigmills6275]

"He has not changed a bit since he was 10 or 11." -Portnoy Sr.

[@bretbatterton2511]

That thick Boston accent in the beginning is pure magic!!

[@jasonlewis6914]

Everyone doesn't know. Dave was the greatest baseball/football player of all time lol.

[@Ivanramos_117]

Sanders Who ?

[@UnableVFR]

David Portnoy: the best 30 second athlete in the planet.

[@cadgerphilosophic326]

Honestly, as a Chicagoan, the only Boston/ New Yorker I truly respect and love.

[@robingillespie4467]

I loved watching this! I have been quarantined so long, to see a family who enjoyed raising there son and playing the all American baseball. A time when we could allow our children to play in the park and they were safe. A happy childhood with a mother and a father who love each other and there son. Thank you for filming this. It's the most wounderful silly american story. I really miss happiness.

[@clairehaggerty1627]

Dave makes his own destiny. He is a winner because he believes in his success and works his ass off. Doesn't hurt that he knew enough to know that to be happy, you make a job out of what you love. 😎

[@GG-lr3gv]

Guy had a baseball scholarship to Bucknell and turned it down to go out of state to Michigan. Mike Portnoy was swimming in cash.

[@IIKeRsEyII]

G G Tuition wasn’t anywhere close to what it is now.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Jewish lawyers are always loaded.

[@djobe420]

Bucknell is in Pa, so that would've been out of state as well.

[@MostlyHarmless9]

he’s friends with todd mcshay come on these guys are obviously loadedd

[@uncleben03]

Mike Portnoy is a famous drummer.

[@SuperiorSapien]

The Finger King, Man of the People, Brick by Brick. Our leader: el Presidente

[@MrMGR1986]

Addy Pageviews

[@dustinbailey9644]

“Let’s not mention any names” “He’s dead” Dave comes from good stock!

[@MattIsLoling]

Dedicated to Dave Portnoy,sponsored by Dave Portnoy,written and directed by Dave Portnoy,Special thanks to Dave Portnoy

[@spaghettiboiz]

Young King Dave R.I.P.

[@Dawgers0012]

Should we really be feeding Dave’s ego? The thing is already the size of a planet

[@NickPtak]

It's tongue in cheek humor, it's not meant to be taken seriously, everyone knows he was a normal athlete nothing special lol

[@BdeJJG]

earned it

[@nunyobizwax9225]

Dave is like Al Buddy from “Married With Children” … also reminiscing on that great game he played in high school lol 😂

[@alustig14]

"Let’s not mention any names." "he’s dead." 💀💀

[@jamiestrong2469]

I hate that I had to scroll this far to find this comment. I died when Mr. Portnoy said that lol

[@noah_arvisais]

@@jamiestrong2469 lmao same

[@84khoward]

"Faster hands than Delino Deshields" LMAO

[@matthunt208]

Although you attended the nemesis "team up north" school...you're a great guy. And so glad you're doing what you love and are wildly successful!

[@smitt12345]

The way they were talking about how good of an athlete he was i was waiting for them to say he had a major injury

[@BdeJJG]

fr

[@garytheretaaraaaaaaard.9173]

You wonder where Dave gets it. His dad believes the hype with the sports just as much as he does. All the way Dave!

[@bossbaseball]

Wow I wasnt expecting it to be that good. I had that feeling in the back of my head I usually get from the end of a big game. Glad I've been here for most of it

[@chunkydumper6156]

"He never swore, he never drank... I guess that's changed..." *sad smile*

[@Grandmaster-Yas]

“Cocaine is a helluva drug’

[@lukehayes8137]

😂

[@kaywhy9545]

His momma could have made "smokeshow thursday" back in her day. She got me thirsty

[@BdeJJG]

wild for that one 😂🤣

[@malkinmalone]

I love how they show the homerun after he got brushed back as if it happened on the next pitch 🤣 Apparently he does retain creative control.

[@thatguyovathere8684]

@12:15 promise big Deliver Big , Legit had tears in my eyes . Most people won’t get it , Dave Portnoy GOOD FOR YOU BROTHER GOOD FOR YOU ! #LEADEROFMEN

[@charlesbedard6463]

i swear pres is the greatest of all time

[@goat2332]

so, basically he followed in his sisters footsteps.

[@redbarradio]

“I’ll never forget the time he saw his first computer.”

[@S450BIZZY]

😢 On dead dawgs Dave gives me mad hope and motivation to never quit on my dreams

[@ilovebrandnewcarpets]

“No, I obviously don’t.” The defining quote of Barstool

[@jacklashbrook7413]

“Don’t mention any names” “He’s dead”

[@zillsburyy1]

he cashed in on the stock market at the right time

[@A-L-o]

David “my arm sucks cause of my dad, that’s why the call me brucie” Portnoy.

[@malskitopnumpty2012]

It's great been good at sports gives you such a good feeling inside words can't describe

[@petaromer9892]

Love him even more now, what great characters his parents are! They need their own channel!

[@zackkent4318]

This is one of the top videos on KZbin of all time. Barstool never loses

[@Akeoni]

Nothing and nothing will ever beat the old barstool 2012ish era. Those rundowns on Skype with you bigkat and kfc. Always yelling at hank. Damn. Those were the days.

[@jarrettmaltry6305]

Imagine winning the state championship in Massachusetts. I heard there were actually 6 whole teams in contest

[@crackmeup6784]

jarrett maltry on the contrary actually. Liberal state all u gotta be is 10-10

[@jeremiahmcdowell9709]

Dave Portnoy is THE GOAT

[@Eric-un5ek]

Dave Portnoy is the GOATest of the GOAT

[@fcontitwo]

The guy gets an “a” for effort !!! ✨💪🏼✌🏼🤣⚡️

[@andrewanderson4543]

imagine waking up and seeing this and saying i got dave portnoy as my student teacher

[@jaketrahan4699]

Love this so much need the next episode ASAP

[@redmosquito771]

“Faster hands than delino deshields.” Lol

[@MasterGuero]

2:55 I’m in tears. Jews can’t ball.

[@MRZEROTOINFINITY]

Stay out of the basement egg Todd! 🥚 🍳 Everyone knows the rules!

[@samanthawall4170]

You can just tell he's a mouth breather

[@Nicky2Chains]

Every one at barstool act like they are all still in college. I’m a junior in college and I’m already over that mindset. Not saying it a bad thing or good thing but more power to them, I guess

[@Handsome4322]

I laughed then I cried. 👍🏻👍🏻

[@chaseblunt495]

One documentary everyone knows the rules

[@caseywhite8142]

Portnoy is the GOAT everybody knows the rules 🐐

[@brrrdee]

The Dave Portnoy 2 clip football pop Warner montage ahahahahahhaa

[@absoluteunit8628]

3:28 she wanted to say fa**ot hahaha

[@bmk506]

This brings back memories of me and my buddies trying to break car windows over the fence in right center in little League! Damn what I'd give to go back

[@jackzidar8806]

Tommy narrating is just icing on the cake

[@Thetruth3434]

Defelice guy was still coaching swampscott my senior year in 05 , right field short porch at swampscott

[@vinniethegooch7830]

“This kids got pretty good control ova here, he’s not gonna tro it my ‘ed!” Sorry im stealing this one

[@Docstantinople]

Wow so inspirational, you played baseball and then started baseball.

[@chrislevesque670]

I love that his parents put out snacks for the film crew

[@matthewfeduzi4751]

Excellent documentary to better understand DP

[@colemagnotta8204]

Damn rest in peace. Lost him too soon.

[@mirneshreljic468]

The M&Ms on his parents table looks so 🔥🔥 right now 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@sirulrich88]

People are belittling this, but imagine how hard the OG crew worked for a LONG time before having a payday. Makes me very happy to see. Imagine being dressed up as a Banana (Feitelberg) and not getting paid, but still believed in the idea and stuck to it. You all deserve it.

[@EasyMoney747]

the way this guy saunters around during the pizza reviews who woulda known

[@Jipper1984]

Stellar:) Cheers boys!

[@macscaglione4161]

Portnoy it's mark scaggz you probably won't see this but proud of you you keep it real all my classical friends respect you,. I do too. keep having fun brother

[@kalexander20]

1. Babe Ruth 2. Hank Aaron 3. Dave Portnoy