The Day You Were Born - SNL

[@henryglo]

This actually has a very powerful insight and message. And that line: “thanks for pretending it was easy”, oh my god. ❤️

[@Evija3000]

Nah, my mom keeps reminding us how she thought she was going to die in both her labors.

[@weebkittenuwu5862]

I just recently lost my mother and honestly these words never spoke more loud.

[@user-ox5kh3fy8g]

Nah, just to you

[@kunaldhawan5952]

@@weebkittenuwu5862 more power to you man

[@joshmcatee689]

Its all pretending and I am honestly impressed women have held up tbe facade this long.

[@sherryn.3687]

There is no joke in this skit, though, only truth.

[@apolloclouds]

r/whoosh

[@katycheeseburger]

Exactly. To create artificial laugher over something that isn’t a joke.., apparently.

[@unstablegeniusfl8524]

I found it funny but thats why we are entitled to our own opinion

[@AddBowIfGirl]

Daniel Factor

[@marley92282]

Y’all hear that? It’s the sound of Sherry N.’s point *whoooooooshing* over these male commenters’ heads.

[@ThePsmith1985]

This was hilarious and as a mother of two I can say it’s 100 per cent true. I actually teared up at the end ‘thanks for pretending it was easy’ it’s the hardest job in the world. Big love to all the exhausted mums ❤️

[@ewouthonig371]

She teared up. Fucking hell. That's what's wrong with yanks. Soft pussies. And the only ones who do have balls are given uniforms and shipped overseas.

[@ThePsmith1985]

Ewout Honig American?! I’m Scottish.

[@ThePsmith1985]

Daniel Factor not at all dads are just as important.

[@TheOrientalNightFish]

I'm starting to think men can't accept the fact theres always going to be one damn thing that they can't do: grow a baby in their own body then go through hell pushing it out into the world. Stop whinging, show women some respect, and grow up. That isn't even liberal or feminist. Are some men so sulky and pathetic that they can't afford women ANY respect for ANYTHING? Like, you want women to be women, right? And to accept the difference between genders? Yet you afford women no dignity when it comes to this toughest of jobs that, lets face it, not even the biggest, toughest, burliest macho man could handle.

[@ThePsmith1985]

TheOrientalNightFish well said. Totally agree x

[@issabeganovic8822]

“Oh sweetie, you’re not a mistake. *You’re a regret.”* -Brandon Rogers 2018

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

I know I am a mistake I WASNT PLANNED

[@AmberAmber]

@@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 I think surprise might be a sweeter way to look at it. XO

[@cutieelise]

“Now pick up this shit”

[@Kapohusky]

Lmao

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

A gift from above...a nonrefundable...gift.

[@blotter-water]

Oh man when she yelled "am I pooping" and Aidy whispered "she is..." so good.

[@themaggattack]

A S -You've never given birth or been a mother (or really been there for someone who has), have you? Bc if you had, you'd know how spot on EXACT this sketch is and you'd appreciate how good it truly is.

[@themaggattack]

A S I didn't tell you to go die. Are you telling me to go die? Punctuation matters. So does life. You shouldn't use that expression so flippantly, child. Who the hell am I? I'm someone who has given life. Who the hell are You? Someone who chooses to belittle that. I hope you choose better in the future.

[@themaggattack]

A S Yes TF I am triggered. Are you capable of using your own words or just catch phrases?

[@themaggattack]

A S Ok, you're only capable of catch phrases. Ok then.

[@themaggattack]

A S Welp, you have fun being a clueless, boring broken record. I'm off to converse with someone worth my time. Bye.

[@bethanyoneal5789]

This is the best birth control ever

[@kanyedidntmaketaylorfamous]

hey, I know it's off topic but I have a question. I'm trying to look it up and I can't find it. Is that John Green or Hank Green or is that someone else?

[@lazaromurad322]

for. real.

[@laindiavaquera]

Yes🤣👍🏽

[@yadabotbingo]

Doug Shaw . Nailed it. Could teach a political psychology class just analysing SNL sketches from the past year. It is mostly depressive, humorless abomination, and anal sex jokes. The unifying theme seems to be a rejection of logos, and the destruction of all moral constructs. This Hell bent effort to subvert is also completely taking precedent. The blatant, unsubtle objective message of their sketches is at the expense of humor. You can see right through to the rotting core of the desception, unless you've been brainwashed to accept this new norm of nonsense.

[@elhombredeoro955]

Any pain is better than being barren unless you are a nun.

[@MM-ct2hi]

''No, I wanted you to clean it''

[@AddBowIfGirl]

M M This is so real though. Little ones preferring mom for things like that.

[@JK-qr2ct]

This is so truuuuuuuue!! Especially when they were potty training!!! LMAO

[@nothingnobody910]

How is it that you got so many likes stating the only obvious slightly funny part of this shit-skit?? Nevermind....

[@mayadg16]

“I thought you wanted to do that. Mhmhmhm, you were wrong *glare* .”

[@Asterius_101]

@@nothingnobody910 Get that stick out your ass and enjoy the skit.

[@miloran3332]

A friend told me that when she was giving birth, her husband was beside her and was ordered to spray water on her if she needed it ( he had something like a bottle spray ). But he was so nervous about the situation he ended up spraying too much on her and she was screaming at him "DAMN IT STOP WITH THE FUCKING WATER" XDD

[@23rsnyder]

OMG this is REEEAL haha. My husband was practically shoving ice chips in my mouth.

[@tonycalderon2268]

😆😆😆

[@dishamondal8362]

okay but the little boy is so precious

[@pab9596]

Ok well this is now me 2 years later going through the comments and thanks you

[@In_time]

“YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!!” 😆😆😆

[@gracemeiergerd8530]

in time I

[@unstablegeniusfl8524]

@Daniel Factor u are the definition of internet troll. Get a life or at least do something better with ur time then troll. Ive seen a dozen comments by u that are all ridiculous, disrespectful and just attention seeking. Grow up ! And if ur a child (which i think u are) then dont comment on things u know nothing about. This clearly is one of them. If everyone here is saying ur wrong and not making sense , dont u think its possible that ur actually wrong and dont know shyt about what ur posting, or is everyone else wrong cause u know more than everyone else on this site ?

[@mrpotato3179]

in time yea she did say that didn’t she

[@marquisbean651]

1:27

[@gurpel5648]

unstable genius FL85 dude calm the fuck Down he was making a joke and yeah he doesn’t know cuz it’s a skit none of this is real

[@bigums21]

The most honest Mother’s Day tale ever told.

[@lihlin9285]

I don't know if you're joking, but CLEARLY there was something the mother is leaving out when telling the story of her son's birth. (aka Flashback scenes to the hospital)

[@nadiamurray8369]

Lih Lin she's joking

[@apolloclouds]

r/whoosh

[@angeldusthurricane2290]

I have too agree cause every time I ask my mom how it went when I was born she'll just flipp me off and say this explains it 😂😂😂😂

[@ashleywest7046]

fact

[@Nhamp2000]

This should be shown in every high school. Teen pregnancy would be eradicated.

[@ben11628]

so you want to have more murderous abortions?

[@epic-o2215]

@@ben11628 lmao nice try putting the word murderous beforehand. Typical from people that cry foul at abortion to never understand anything. He is actually saying that this video would decrease the amount of unprotected sex, and thus unplanned pregnancies, which would of course decrease the need for abortions. Abortions are good, but they should be the absolute last resort to correct unplanned and unwanted parenthood. I hope you are adopting every unwanted child you find. since that's the only way your high horse drivel would make any sense at all.

[@Leo-do1lb]

@@ben11628 Its not murderous, its completely a woman's choice to keep the baby or not.

[@amayah4598]

@@ben11628 If you don't want to get an abortion, then don't get an abortion. But, some women do want to get an abortion, so you need to respect their decision. It's not illegal and it's not murder.

[@dgriite]

hm. scare tactics don't reduce teenager pregnancies. easy access to birth control and thorough sex education does. teenager hormones can't be contained by fear. just educate the younglings as best as you can, and provide them with proper access to healthcare.

[@symphonysonic8643]

“No I wanted you to clean it up” is too real

[@AirQuotes]

Unfortunately yes

[@tenhirankei]

It's a "gift" for you. It's similar to the pet cat bringing you something it killed. You get to clean that up too! How wonderful.

[@isabelerhart9523]

​@@tenhirankei Even my cat is like that. She doesn't poop until her mom comes home 😂

[@teamusic3964]

"No I wanted you to clean it" LMFAOOOOOO

[@ApartmentViews]

Tea Music My nephew literally does that to my sister. He specifically demands mommy wipe his nose and clean his potty and sleep in his bed when he's sick. And that's even with a 9-5 (well, 8-4:30). Moms are the real MVPs. Usually. Dads are great too though!

[@firsttimeisawjupiter1031]

Tea Music that kid needs a slap on the face

[@teamusic3964]

so cute

[@abcdefghijklmno7384]

Thats one bad son.

[@themaggattack]

Anne Liesveld you kidding? Dads are happy AF to get out of doing the dirty work! (Not saying they won't do it, just saying they are in no way hoping to be the chosen one to clean up the vomit and diareah at 3 A.M.)

[@PerseusToons]

This makes me appreciate my mom even more. God bless all the mothers.

[@anisaa393]

Hockey Patriot iii

[@spiffygonzales5899]

Hockey Patriot Not "all" the mothers. But I agree.

[@Frosty98206]

Amen 🙏

[@taliaa3587]

1:56 the look of knowing horror on Aidy's face really sold it for me.

[@dbrikhs]

I had a c-section for my 1 & only. My hubby took a peek over the curtain & I'm pretty sure he was traumatized b/c he wouldn't talk about for years. When he finally did, all he said was "it was like people in war being tortured" Birth is NOT beautiful! It's something we say to keep us sane.

[@georgiab5102]

Hah your right my mom 4 c sections

[@skinsey85]

Not a mom but I was with my friend in the room when they did a c-section on her. That's exactly what I kept telling everyone, birth is not beautiful!

[@ewouthonig371]

c-section is not giving birth. It's an operation. Stop whining.

[@NA-uz7qv]

@@ewouthonig371 C sections are a lot harder than natural births. The recovery time is ages as well as the fact that they literally take out your insides. People have gone into comas from having an extremely difficult c section. Fuck off, I doubt you've had a natural birth or a c section so you have no room to talk.

[@polin1710]

@Josh White Yeah well I am not writing an article so...

[@samanthalawson5143]

Lol my mom broke her doctors nose while giving birth to me...

[@C4rrots]

Samantha Lawson Jesus, did they have to hold her down..?

[@samanthalawson5143]

Who Cares yeah her doctor wasn’t very happy with her 😂

[@davidhawley2982]

did he press charges?

[@henryvictor8071]

What an ungrateful bitch

[@miaanderson3894]

Weird flex but ok

[@renatocosta8315]

This is the best personification of what it's really like for a mother before and after the experience of giving birth and make a change in their lives. The video was straight up funny

[@louiscyfer6944]

you guys are fucking morons. what is funny about it? completely forced, nothing original, snl has been unfunny for years.

[@smokejc]

louis cyfer but here you are.

[@louiscyfer6944]

thelema, i just wanted to see why the fuck would they even featured this failed comedian. she is not funny and snl is not funny.

[@SepticPeg]

louis cyfer but they nailed this

[@ApartmentViews]

louis cyfer You've just admitted to the irrational anti-Amy bias and chip on your shoulder preventing you from judging this objectively. It's hilariously true. Especially the part where moms poop...

[@Dragon15609]

Interestingly enough the brain actually makes you forget the horror of childbirth so that you want to have more kids

[@tenhirankei]

Same with other traumatic events in life. That's why you "pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again"!

[@applecoretv1469]

Really?

[@TastyGamingQc]

@@applecoretv1469 Idk by how much you’d have to ask a real doctor but he’s right I heard it too in a documentary

[@111111444444444]

This is the worse self - sabotage story ever

[@katebell1974]

I’m pregnant right now and have had multiple mothers tell me once the baby came they completely forgot about the pain

[@misswinter3361]

I told my daughter about the day she was born. She said, OMG, I'm so sorry I did all of that! She's super sweet 💖 lol

[@becky_1919]

LoL!!! I'm in my 30's and I actually give my mom a small gift on my birthday..she went through 25 hrs of labor and then got an infection due to me having my first stool in utero. The doctor could have done more sooner though, he delayed any action..

[@OGitGirlJess]

Miss Winter That’s beautiful 💕💕💕🙏

[@tommymcweedface229]

You've got a pretty cool daughter!

[@bangnee]

She did not say that Karen.

[@lydiahubbell6278]

@@becky_1919 my last daughter passed meconium...i did not know there was risk to the mother. I ended up with a C-section. They had NICU in the delivery room. I was so worried about her.

[@lisaandbeans9645]

They forgot the begging..."please get him out, cut him out do something!"

[@Descina]

For me it was "is it too late for an epidural? SHIT!"

[@AmberAmber]

I distinctly said Get IT out NOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

[@commaJim]

Independent of any opinions of Amy, this is a pretty funny skit.

[@jacobcohen1801]

I thought her comedy was actually applied well here!

[@linusmlgtips2123]

Jacob Cohen Normally her crude sex jokes suck but it worked so well here.

[@ApartmentViews]

Jim Gillespie This is not a normal response to a sketch.

[@walkerfloyd7145]

Jim Gillespie thanks for keeping an open mind about this week. Everyone is so quick to immediately bash every little line in the entire episode just because it involves Amy Schumer. I’m not a fan of Schumer, but it sucks when actual comedy, like this, is treated like shit by association.

[@CodeytheArtist]

Honestly, I am not an Amy Shumer fan , but this one actually had me laughing!

[@espeon871]

Amy’s very talented as an actress honestly, she has some funny sets but her as an actress really shines

[@username77888]

Why does it look like that?! YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!!

[@sashal8539]

Lee Stuart I’m not ready?!? YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!!!

[@kristinbride9784]

AM I POOPING?!?! Nurse: *nods*😂

[@practicingwitch4277]

Probably doctor (I know this comments old

[@gena7359]

The female was the doctor, it does happen

[@evenstar04]

My on big fear... thank God, it didn't happen to me, but the episiotomy did.

[@annaheart7731]

@@evenstar04 Don't worry about the poop, it's the part of the process. And it won't be that much as it's shown here.

[@Evija3000]

Watched an ob/gyn video. She said pooping just means you're a good pusher and it's no biggy as doctors are used to it. I guess if your hubby is in the room it might be awkward though.

[@arthurvanessen5390]

Watching this after Amy Schumer really gave birth, just 11 months after this clip

[@RustyX2010]

it probably did happened the same way in the skit too!!

[@canaisyoung3601]

Oh, Goddamn it. Either life is getting too predictable or SNL can predict the future.

[@AddBowIfGirl]

Not sure how her birth went but her pregnancy was miserable. She got this rare condition that like 1 in a million pregnant women get that made her constantly nauseous and weak. Poor woman.

[@barbmcelderry9164]

…

[@margaritam.9118]

Thanks, I’ll rather adopt. There are kids who need a home already, no pain whatsoever.

[@missbeaneats]

This.

[@favourolakada3175]

Looool. You will be surprised. Other than labour, the rest is coming

[@queenislovequeenislife9407]

I agree on adoption but 'whatsoever' is a stretch. Children are little bundles of yikes

[@jessijacobsen1104]

Favour Olakada I love this😂

[@canaisyoung3601]

There might be legal pains and red tape, though. And the emotional issues that come with the adoption process.

[@rachelcookie321]

My parents decided to keep my gender a secret till I was born Doctor: do you want to know what gender she is? 🤦‍♀️

[@perfectfae3534]

I'll take "things that never happened" for $500.

[@manischkreativ8868]

🤣 this doctor was totally me

[@madeleineprice3556]

It’s still a surprise?

[@mrsmamalove]

Madeleine Price “do you wanna know what gender *she* is?”

[@blueribenaberry]

Orange Kitten You've been on the internet too long if you really think this, of all stories, is *that* implausible.

[@memo-fq3ps]

"No I wanted you to clean it." ugh so accurate

[@HookedOnSonics518]

My 4 year old does it all the time.

[@mothersuperior2673]

"I had a big smile on my face the whole time." *Cut to her screaming in pain*

[@tenhirankei]

Her smile was upside down.

[@toddsmitts]

Last year, my girlfriend saw her sister give birth. Now, all we do is mouth and hand stuff.

[@nunyabusiness6693]

I was the same way lol. Didn't have sex for 10 months and then the second I did, surprise surprise holy sh*t this video is accurate lol

[@ashleydowney1222]

@@nunyabusiness6693 My biological mother got pregnant with me two and half weeks after my half sister was born. She was born on September 5, 1991 and I was born on June 17, 1992. She definitely didn't wait at all. She said that she didn't want to wait to get pregnant again. She liked being pregnant. I mean she had 5 children from 1986-1992.

[@ashleydowney1222]

@Joe Mama Yeah. She was a bit wild back in the day. She calmed down once she got clean from drugs and alcohol.

[@Obsidianone831]

🤣🤣🤣

[@r.s.4085]

What a bitch, sorry man.

[@bashful_michael]

This was hilarious and so true! It's amazing the sacrifices Mothers make for their children. They deserve so much more credit than they actually get for all the work they do in raising their children from birth all the way till adulthood.

[@julesmather2621]

Simon James I feel like they get a lot of credit (deserved, of course)

[@nebulousisgod]

Shut uuuuuuppppp

[@jet4415]

Then these male babies turn into incels. Don't get it.

[@DarthMessias]

Whaat?! My dad did all the stuff in my house while my mom sat and watch football in TV. Moms...pfff...

[@ApartmentViews]

J T Yeah, I kinda blame it on how momma gets a bit too hands-off after baby stops being adorable (6 or 7). She and dad too often forget parents are the primary guides for new humans so teaching them about sex and how to deal with rejection and respecting the bodies of others is up up to the parents of the offspring and shouldn't be awkward or avoided.

[@therealcroman]

Yeah, they don't tell you about the poop thing. PS: It's a thing. Also, "You did this to me!"

[@Mr0011011]

Of course it doesn't happen to everyone. Nothing happens to everyone. It is very common though.

[@TheCourtneyadventures]

Steve Wilson not standard anymore you have to request and honestly... I'm not requesting someone do that to me when I'm already in labor

[@nitab36]

Chad Roman it most definitely is a thing!!!!! Lol

[@WinstonPoptart]

TheCourtneyAdventures ! Might as well if you're gonna be in pain

[@thegamingpigeon3216]

Not everyone no, but I'd say it happens in well over 95% of births

[@jessicaclark7130]

This is the most realistic Mother’s Day message I’ve seen. I’m nursing my son right now and that whole montage at the end was REAL. Even the “where’s my hockey stuff. I might get a drink after. The baby woke up” part hahaha

[@collegeman1988]

Would’ve been funnier if the kid asked his mom for a baby brother or sister when hugging his mom.

[@MythicTyrant]

"Why is he so ugly???" LMAO!!!

[@peytonbell5637]

MythicTyrant i swear on my life when my wife had our son 18 yrs ago , the 1st words i said were "babe, hes ugly but im gonna love him" 😂😂😂😂 i swear.....lil guy quickly proved me wrong bcuz hes now a gorgeous 18 yr old guy.....just like his pop😊

[@remraft]

lolol I loved it so much, I feel like people are socially bound to say that babies are cute when in reality like 90% of newborns are ugly as fuck. it usually takes them a few months to stop looking weird

[@timothymccaskey4362]

What's the difference between a pregnant Woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

[@JosephMFaulkner]

Genetics...

[@jessiahatkinson1871]

Cause his mom is Amy Schumer

[@alexanderherrera9827]

“How much bigger can the hole get?” LMFAO

[@guptageneralstores5243]

As hard as I laughed for the entirety of the skit, that last line got me a lil teary. My mom's the bravest person I've ever come across.

[@jamesck7559]

“WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?!” *“YOU ARE NOT A MAN”*

[@ronaldcharan5714]

"Babe , where's my hockey stuff.?" "he woke up by the way." "can i get a drink after."? lmao.

[@Hellwyck]

"I might get a drink after"

[@annab6726]

It would take all the control I had to not bash him in the f'ing face right then.

[@cb8340]

@@annab6726 The father of my daughter thought it was no big deal to go camping a few weeks after I had her. Hm, I should have added that to the reasons I divorced him. 'Remember that time... And you texted me whining about the whole trip. Yeah."

[@catlady715]

sounds like the father of my daughter

[@isabelcontreras3262]

This is the worst part of motherhood, the new husband

[@ToddWright2]

It's only funny 'cuz it's true. My wife screamed, "YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER!!!" So, it could have been worse.

[@thisismagacountry1318]

She screamed "You're not the father" because YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER!!! Ahhh, good times.

[@danandam7100]

I'm dead 😂😂😂. Perfect mother's day skit. I needed this 😂

[@theatrejunkee9229]

Daniel Factor it's not that dads don't do anything; it's that even the most useless among them demand credit for things they don't do...

[@theatrejunkee9229]

Daniel Factor the incel handbook really needs an update. Or maybe it's best to remain limited in terms & concepts - wouldn't want to rattle your already disturbed, challenged little mind.

[@theatrejunkee9229]

Daniel Factor I'm sure being beta is the least of your worries...

[@miletarien2142]

I've watched this sketch at least ten times and it still makes me laugh out loud. The comic timing and editing is just flawless.

[@IAMSLAY]

“UGHHHHHHHHHHAAHH AM I POOOPING?!?!”

[@njay9761]

No baby No! *nods and whispers* she isss 😂

[@-_--_-7781]

Nice like bots

[@Hewbroc]

Exactly what I thought. Pathetic.

[@KinseyOfficial]

Peyton Bell well you're a piece of 💩 for that, no pun intended. Most women poop while giving birth. It's a natural biological response and definitely not something you should have ever teased her for.

[@DittzyDJ]

Peyton Bell After reading your comments, I’m starting to think you might be lying about having a kid. If you do, I sure hope he doesn’t look at the stuff you post your channel!

[@Lefeurouge]

I legit cried. This whole sketch was pulling me through with laughs and then right at the end it sucker-punched me with sincerity and feels. Not fair! "Thanks for pretending it was easy." *sniff*

[@shenalaurent2730]

"Why does my whole vigina hurt"" accurate depiction of birth

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

ok thats it no kids for me

[@proud2bpagan]

Her yelling at her husband is exactly why our mom didn't want our dad in the room when she gave birth to either of us,lol.

[@blidium]

Kid:mommy I had an accident last night Mom:Well I’m sure daddy cleaned it up Kid:No I wanted u to clean it Mom:🙄😐

[@RustyX2010]

that so true!

[@Matt-kr9bo]

What a little shit😂

[@EmeraldView]

@@Matt-kr9bo , He's well on his way to becoming a man. 😄

[@yaelfeder9042]

EmeraldView so true!

[@johnrawten197]

@@EmeraldView You can joke all you want but when men fail, societies fail. Look at Cal. with a bunch of beta dems in charge.

[@AwkardBookShenanigans]

Lol that kid was adorable but this still made me want to never have kids

[@annahernandez6385]

Well this video is even nicer than reality. It gets worse than this in some cases. I have had worse experiences than that giving birth. Don't have kids.

[@AngelicaRodriguez-mb2ld]

Lmao, I encourage the women around me to have kids so I can play with their babies and toddlers and kids. I love kids but hard pass on pregnancy and giving birth. I might adopt if I really want a kid of my own one day.

[@rizkane]

Blackbird haha! Thanks!

[@nadiashireensiddiqi]

Aw come on I think child birth is what defines womanhood But yeah wouldn’t want to have kids with the wrong person

[@NA-uz7qv]

@@nadiashireensiddiqi I ThiNk ChiLdBiRtH iS wHAt DEfInEs WomANhoOD

[@machuki96]

He: " I AM NOT READY!!!" She: "YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!!!!!!!!"

[@danadiluccio3734]

machuki96 i

[@teresaagnes8809]

"Only a few more centimeters and you'll be ready!" "HOW MUCH BIGGER CAN THE HOLE GET?!?!" XDDDD

[@applejaxx8950]

My favorite was. "Don't cut my butthole in half!"

[@somerandomyoutubechannel5816]

"No, I wanted you to clean it." Haha, that is my son. This whole skit was on point. Too funny!!

[@itbelikedatbihh5549]

The Paleo One Project fuck him tell him to tell his father to do it

[@VianneyCreates]

So much truth!

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

Vianney, OMG, it look like a real horror movie!!!

[@themaggattack]

AwesomeBlackDude Yes, and it's EXACTLY how reality is.

[@fidgetyfidgetytoystoys4137]

Vianney gfdffvhzjkvsgjdidh hdjfvvf hat you

[@janeneoyler6283]

VianneyCreates IKR!

[@USJapanFam]

This. Is. AWESEOME!!! "Am I pooping!?!?!" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@namk19]

US Japan Fam, great job poopin 👍

[@lloydtxw]

This makes me cry when the sentiment at the end comes up. They do pretend it’s easy for us. Moms are amazing.

[@vamps4me]

Pretty accurate. Love this skit. Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers worldwide.👑💐

[@molliemcmullan9187]

“No I wanted you to clean it.” Omg it really do be like that

[@coreykindle5892]

Sigh, it's not necessary to keep saying " I don't like Amy but this was funny" . She was the main character in the skit so it means you liked her for 3 minutes and 15 seconds

[@spiffygonzales5899]

Corey Kindle not really. It's like if I say a funny joke that doesn't mean someone likes me. Just what I said. Ya know?

[@shannoncarissa82]

Right? Idc how you feel about her. Did you laugh out loud at this skit, or not?

[@coreykindle5892]

Spiffy Gonzales interesting, and you personally hate her because?

[@coreykindle5892]

Shannon Ward exactly

[@mycringyyoutubechannel5171]

3 minutes and 14

[@ShinRyojin]

DON’T CUT MY BUTTHOLE IN HALF! That was the best part 😂😂😂

[@santolina8]

Her hair looks great in this sketch! Also, I’m sending this to my friend who just had a baby...😂

[@margoelizabethmiller]

You'd had better not!!

[@seemego2150]

Toooo soon!! hahaha

[@patriciapedercini7935]

santolina8 Yeah she looked cute in the sketch. Maybe she needs bangs or something.

[@keatonsafar5215]

Amy Schumer has always been brilliant in sketch comedy. I wish she would go back to Insider Amy Schumer on Comedy Central because her wit and sarcasm always worked spectacularly in that forum.

[@megamanhikari8095]

Keaton Safar I totally agree with this

[@Aaron-ox4xe]

right!

[@darkowlfilms4306]

Nah. Most of the sketches were stolen

[@freeamerican2708]

My first wife turned on the doctor just like she did.

[@DMRJ53]

free American is that why she was your first wife ? Lol

[@jehovaniejoseph6514]

“Thanks for pretending it was easy” Lol My mom makes sure I know how hard it was.

[@Suchwerewolf]

Jehovanie Joseph let’s hear it for the mothers who didn’t hold back, who made motherhood sound like the absolute worst thing, and then wonder why they aren’t grandparents 😂 👏

[@optimisticprime5711]

Exactly! I was looking for this comment 😂

[@Evija3000]

Same. From what I hear both of her labors were excruciating and she thought she was going to die. Mine took like a day and a half while my brother was the size of a toddler. Never been too eager to make my own xD

[@Woodsm.Woodstock..]

My daughter in law sent this to me today for Mother's day

[@lilyritchie-cruickshank4969]

Epilogue where the son is grown and his wife is giving birth and he's just like "this is not how my mom told me it works"

[@cm6885]

Happy Mothers Day ✨

[@AmethystEyes]

The doctor FINALLY coming in part seems so true to life. I haven’t had children, but it always seems like the doctor shows up late in all of those baby birth shows.

[@leighness1988]

AmethystEyes it's true. The nurses offer all the support and coaching. As far as I'm concerned, the nurse who was with me for almost the entire labor was the one who delivered my daughter, not the doctor who dropped by for the last five minutes.

[@midnight_rose2337]

When my mom had my eldest brother, the doctor didn’t come until after he came out.

[@proud2bpagan]

I told my mom about @1:52,and she said "You only worry about that *before* you go into labor...after you're in labor, all dignity goes out the window *real* quick...you just want it out!"

[@tomindenver1331]

Every year, on my birthday, my mother calls me and says sweetly "On this day, every year, I have the urge to get on a plane and fly to Denver to punch you in the face." I was nine pounds, ten ounces. Happy Mother's Day Mom!

[@meflove]

That's beautiful 👏👏

[@MsAppleofhiseye]

😂😂 I'm gonna use that!

[@squidmom390]

Lmao!!!!

[@ericoliver1603]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@foustinakp]

😂😂😂😂

[@karissaspicer1421]

wow, this just made my day! this skit was so funny and Amy just cracks me up. Happy Mother's Day to all you deserving moms out there! It's all worth it in the end.

[@tiffanymarieelizabeth]

And she gave birth for real last night lol

[@OGitGirlJess]

Videomagnet06 I was gonna say this is so much more dope since she’s a mom! 💕💕💕🙏

[@marcusestube]

"No, I wanted you to clean it." That's classic.

[@ellarose2269]

hands down one of the greatest snl skits ever done ✅

[@leesilm.4432]

Thank you to all the moms out there who went through this and didn't hold it over all our heads, for life! Thank you to the nurses, doctors, midwives, coaches, and others who help new (And repeated) moms get through this. ....Lastly, the next person who looks at me and asks why I'm childless-by-choice is getting this video sent to them on every social media account they've got.

[@Angryb4Now]

Omg the accuracy of this skit is way to real. 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@notanotherbystander]

The “No, I want you to clean it” is so real 😂😂😂

[@iip]

oh my god this one hit like a train

[@jakeperalta6393]

I love your channel!! Specially the video on linguistics!!

[@patrickwhelan5703]

"You're not a man"!!!! Great lines.....

[@cleorandall2444]

LMAO WHEN THE DOCTOR NODDED AFTER SHE ASKED IF SHE WAS POOPING

[@Michiganders]

When the doctor walks in .. I just can't!!! 😵🤣😵🤣😵🤣

[@rubberducky1995]

I'm not a fan of her, but this was hilarious lol

[@stephaniedeeb8631]

Because she’s crude beyond the point of being funny. She’s just trashy, in my opinion.

[@itsmejerkface]

To each their own, I guess. I think she's great and that it seems like we would be friends in real life.

[@stephaniedeeb8631]

Add Bow If Girl This isn’t a gender issue. I don’t like that humor and think it’s trashy whether a man or a woman is doing it.

[@AddBowIfGirl]

Stephanie Deeb It’s definitely a gender thing for most. Most are way more comfortable with men making dick jokes, even if they don’t necessarily laugh, than women telling pussy jokes. No male comedian, and I follow tons, gets chastised by mobs of conservative women (and certainly never conservative men like those who attack Schumer most), for his joke about male genitalia or sex, and that’s a staple in male comedy.

[@aprylljay]

She's a much better actress than a stand-up

[@satidog]

"WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?!?" "YOU'RE NOT A MAN!!!"

[@sarah_cary]

Yup. Not interested in childbirth!!!

[@katycheeseburger]

Tune in next week when she reveals the thrilling details of her favourite sandwich filling!!!

[@annaheart7731]

The nature is not interested in you, empty vessel.

[@BritneyHIAM]

Anna Heart funny when certain women (who waste their life having children) tear down other women who actually do things with their life and make a name for themselves. It’s laughable and kind of pathetic really. I’d be mad if I was stupid enough to get pregnant too

[@BritneyHIAM]

Anna Heart and our dying planet is so dangerously overpopulated that nature is crying out for less people to have children. But congrats on killing the planet with your outdated views and selfishness

[@em.415]

BritneyHIAM 🤣🤣🤣

[@amyzhao2908]

When my son made a mess, he said the same words “I want YOU to clean it” with a sweet smile🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@peekaboots01]

So gross. Birthing people are the biggest saps.

[@hbhtcr5707]

Who else grew up in a bad household and can’t relate? Lmfao. My mom made sure we knew she was suffering

[@VintageRose75]

Awww...I'm so very sorry! How cruel of her. You and your sisters didn't deserve that at all. It sounds like she was miserable and causing her own self suffering, to begin with!

[@sofiamarie6271]

Same, @hbh tcr , both parents. Parents watched in ER as nurses so we're they're emotional outlet. Sarcasm/love the abuse Mwahaha/sarcasm

[@yolenda_loves_to_sing]

I totally feel you, man. And I can't relate to this skit too. In my family, my dad doesn't love my mom. And my mom doesn't love me. No one loves each other. I decided to withdraw myself from this unhappy family years ago. And I haven't talked to them since then. They were not trying to contact me anyways. To me, Fathers' Days and Mothers' Days are a joke. 🙂

[@Dogen70]

Simetimed Its better to live with a certain truth in the long run

[@chix4]

Stop hating on an individual and appreciate the genius writing of SNL please. I don’t like Amy Schumer either but her acting is on point.

[@flutterbutter890]

You’re so right, I was just thinking this.

[@Davidsweirdness]

I doubt support people who steal the very thing that made them famous

[@liraziyad5806]

@David Almaraz... This why did you watch it? If you don't support her then watching the skit just to be a troll after watching it is in fact a form of support.

[@Davidsweirdness]

Lira Ziyad didn't watch just came to inform ;)

[@alexiatr]

David Almaraz really? That's so pathetic

[@HomebrewHorsepower]

It's terrifying how accurate this is

[@Kelvinllovejr]

Aww how sweet of him to save his mess for his mom. I know his mother is just so touched haha

[@patrickwhelan5703]

Oh my God!! Truly one of the funniest and so true skits in a long time. So very accurate in the delivery room!! Laughing at it still hurts!!!

[@mochamommyATX]

Patrick Whelan Funny, but a gross exaggeration of the real thing

[@KabirNoman]

How can something be funny and also leave you misty eyed. This skit was brill!

[@darklightangles]

Oh the irony now. Congratulations Amy on your baby!

[@joygernautm6641]

This scares me more off of marriage than having children😂

[@cybellekaehler4627]

i just showed this to my mom and we were both cracking up so hard

[@jackienalee7517]

Okay but no joke, she's a great mom, she makes this kid feel proud of himself even for doing simple things

[@manilkasheran2934]

He's gonna grow up to become a douche though!

[@alixemass2012]

Now that my daughter has a child we sit together and laugh hysterically because every single moment of this is a 1000% true. I remember screaming at the Dr ' am I pooping'

[@margoelizabethmiller]

"I wanted you to clean it." The best line, ever!

[@sunner108]

I never liked Amy's stand up at all, but when she's in scripted skits, she's actually pretty good. Some of the Inside Amy Schumer -stuff is pretty funny, and this episode was funny.

[@jaggerjdm9787]

She didn't write this, that's why.

[@sunner108]

Well that's kind of what I mean. She's a better comedic actor than she is a writer.

[@danz4to80]

(Tyler Elijah Barnes): 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮👿👿😡😡😡🖕🏽🖕🏽 I ****ING HATE THIS ****ING STORY!!!!! THIS BIRTH IS NATURAL LIKE IN REAL LIFE! U such watch lot of violent action movies with lots of killing and brutal kung fu! I watch one of those movies because it help me with all the stuff of this stupid ****ING video you were watching! Amy’s a FILTHY SCREWED FAT ****ING NASTY *** ****Y!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🥀💉🔪🙀🤯😵👿🔥🔥☠️☠️🔥🔥😡🤮😡🤮😡🤮😡🤮😡🤮😡🤮😡

[@SKSBarbie]

My favorite skit from SNL along with more cowbell

[@hadracks]

I have a couple friends who joined their friends in labor. Both said it was the best argument for birth control they could ever imagine.

[@shrimpbabyremix5006]

She is literally such a good actress