The Demonic Goatman's Bridge

[@arat4903]

Shane: This is my bridge now Demons: What the hell we gonna do now

[@britta-alrikobrien-nikkola9818]

Aw darn it, now we gotta find a new hang out.

[@mothgyaru3158]

Britta-Alrik O'Brien-Nikkola We even set up fairy lights in the basement and got the mini fridge, oh come ON >:(

[@swarmownsyou]

LOL

[@tate7033]

You seem to be, A Rat

[@reeboy9975]

we need a new bridge

[@rishujeetrai5780]

Priest: Don't mock the demons. Shane: _(straight up steals his bridge)_

[@geraldmiller1257]

Yet the goatman has his boring forest

[@rishujeetrai5780]

@Gerald Miller Yeah and Shane got a cool bridge.

[@seierkrigfring226]

@@rishujeetrai5780 Chad bridge vs Virgin Forest

[@wifkq]

AHAHA

[@ronnieeilert8491]

Well, Goatman didn’t protect it so of course someone would take it.

[@gammasvloglyfe1990]

Shane: “I’m dancing on your bridge goatman!” Goatman: “well that’s just rude...”

[@sandy_samwich4586]

Ryan: SHANE WHAT THE HECK STOP GOATMAN IS GONNA KILL U Shane: it's fine Goatman: no it's not fine ur being rude so that means I gonna KILL YOU SLOWLY

[@bluelonden]

Goat man: well thats just pathetic....

[@gardengobin]

tiktok soundbyte

[@ximena15367]

Eat the Rude- Hannibal Lecter

[@nito2032]

Exactly

[@JoshuaAndres]

I imagine the goatman sitting on a curb with a sign that says “Bridgeless, will haunt for food”

[@gachaevil1773]

Okay this is quite a underrated comment 🤣

[@jbjorgman8964]

Aww, poor little guy. Bridgeless and stuck on the street :(

[@WarriorCatOfficial]

Omg I love this🤣🤣

[@kingthlayerl.7349]

This has too few comments. Lemme fix that 😂

[@beansforbeans9871]

Shane gets dragged off the bridge: “Wow it’s pretty damn windy tonight”

[@vicm8750]

pumpkin.spice. gacha LMAOOO

[@OGtinawolf]

pumpkin.spice. gacha BRUH IM CRYING

[@yumatsukumo8823]

It be like that

[@eridgehernandez]

Hes funny as fu##

[@Plooooof]

Shane: you want me off this bridge you're going to have to kill me Goatman, crying hysterically: DAD STOP

[@bones1026]

lmao

[@mae8018]

*ah yes, Shane is the goatmans father*

[@recruitmanrush.4912]

Put that cat down!!!

[@sumvs5992]

"All sons kill their fathers" - a philosopher I can't remember

[@kayjersch4959]

Wait, but if Steve is Ryans dad, does that mean that Shane is Ryans Grandpa?

[@noahlynnsheltonel9341]

"Children will come here and tell tales of me," is un-ironically the most badass thing i've ever heard in my whole life

[@LiveLaughLoveChappelRoan]

Periodt

[@lizzychang3834]

It really is badass.

[@alexislanderos30]

Had to like it cause it was at 666 likes

[@jamieosborne127]

i can say i have witnessed children go to goatmans bridge and tell tales of shane. whilst they take homecoming pictures on the bridge.

[@noahlynnsheltonel9341]

@@jamieosborne127 glorious

[@thonkytonk]

this will always be the scariest episode of unsolved supernatural, because there were definitely, 100% other people in those woods and like shane said, people are way scarier and more dangerous than demons and ghosts.

[@emilyb.8219]

More likely animals imo

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

oooo people. spoooooooky

[@alexmcdonald4248]

@@user-qv2qf1jk5o people kill people. ghosts aren't real

[@AspireGMD]

@@emilyb.8219 Yeah it didn't sound like people at all, the screams sounded far more like a fox than a person.

[@thelunarwizard]

@@user-qv2qf1jk5o oooo people that can murder you spoooooky

[@tristan9899]

Shane: *steps on bridge* Demons: Why do I hear boss music?

[@lvillarreal8865]

Lmao

[@jebso3273]

OUR SAVIOR HAS COME!!!!

[@NoOne-gf1ze]

He probably heard sephiroth theme

[@otterlyorange]

@@NoOne-gf1ze nah, meglovainia

[@carlsfarm6504]

Lmao

[@losersinc]

Goatman: I fear now man, but that *thing* Shane: *dancing on the bridge * Goatman: *it scares me*

[@itsme133]

No*

[@sofialexanndra]

intoxicated tater tot 🤣

[@jessichristenson2957]

Lmao 😂😂

[@emilydyck4095]

Yes

[@yumatsukumo8823]

I see a man of culture

[@garvanovi1965]

Shane: *goes to hell* Satan: "Well first i must say I'm a big fan"

[@brimonkmonk8212]

I bet that happens🤣 Shane already bullies the lesser demons and makes them run

[@able1739]

H

[@USRM1810]

Take the throne please and teach me your ways

[@salmousha]

One more like until you have 666 likes haha

[@USRM1810]

salma did it

[@Minceishere]

What I still find hilarious is that people hearing hooves and branches breaking in considered evidence for this. Like mate, you’re in the middle of the woods. That ain’t no goat man, that’s a deer.

[@fallen5983]

i thought it was like they heard the hooves approaching them and looked at where they heard them from but there was nothing there

[@amandwivedi9195]

Thats what I was saying...in my mind!!!!

[@Minceishere]

@@smodo_ I wasn’t trying to have them see it lol, but thanks :)

[@smodo_]

@@Minceishere ah ok lmao

[@smodo_]

@@Minceishere oh wait wtf I commented this on a different comment lmao

[@maddison5120]

"I wanna be a goatman!" Shane cried. "Make me a goatman!" But the goatman did not answer. He just kept on goating

[@mayatheloser]

I understood that reference

[@maddison5120]

@@mayatheloser Awesome to hear!

[@hrm1110]

Cause he the G.O.A.T

[@maddison5120]

@@hrm1110 Eh, that was good!

[@bussdown-cj7210]

Fse💀💀

[@lilywxjzu]

goatman : appears shane : wow the stray dogs around here look really weird

[@linaysteverson7585]

Lol that would be his reaction

[@Leafyu29]

And Ryan just faint in the background

[@bwhottie8]

Goatman walks away in shame

[@sirshotty7689]

goatman: am I a joke to you?

[@nomamesdawg985]

“ come here puppy we’re hunting demons!”

[@zameriteart7783]

“To be safe I’ll put a salt circle around us” The camera man, standing 8 feet away the circle: “Fantastic”

[@yi-hira]

I hope they've placed a salt circle around the camera man.

[@siriibear]

Probably a mini circle

[@remuslupin1713]

hopefully, yk one big enough for him to walk and be safe

[@bird9172]

Isn't that baby powder was made for?

[@mrfuzzerkins4170]

The cameraman fears no one

[@CRUSH40RULES]

1: I imagine the cultist are hiding and are whispering 'Omg omg omg! Its them! Ryan and Shane! I love Buzzfeed Unsolved!' 2: Imagine all the ants in the area watching the salt being poured and they're like 'A buffet!'

[@shadow_glitchy_cosplays]

Lol

[@Sunny1223]

Underrated comment 😂

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Aw, cheers mate!

[@nixximir]

"STOP THE RITUAL, RYAN AND SHANE THE BUZZFEED GUYS ARE HERE!!"

[@susanthefish8940]

Wait ants like salt?

[@Slemoster]

This episode would've been wild if he was like "We're here for the cult stuff" and like 20 dudes in robes and hoods came out like "Excellent. This way"

[@wh0s_max126]

Thank you 😂

[@Killbayne]

Shane: "just a prank broooo" Cultists: "we have a new sacrifice"

[@elizabethferrington9828]

@@Killbayne Nah man Shane's the demon they worship

[@lenefyecak9024]

Your joke sounds like something my dad would say. He’s the funniest person alive.

[@The-gender-goblin]

@@lenefyecak9024jokes on you this is your dad >:)

[@zacharylevan6216]

Goatmans bridge: exist Shane: hippity hoppity your bridge is now my property

[@ATF-Disapproved]

😂😂😂😂

[@guapagotmotion]

Livia Monjay this is great

[@wqrrfewihtwehtoewihtoeewar6576]

You deserve 159K likes.

[@tayloranderson7547]

Gotmans bridge expist

[@GodlyElysian]

😂😂😂😂This is great

[@subscribeifyouhateyourself5702]

Doctor: oh, goatman, you woke up from your coma Goatman: can't wait to see my bridge Doctor: about that

[@gottalovejisung4513]

Stephanie Lopez why does this only have four likes

[@detectivepatchouli8266]

@@gottalovejisung4513 its has 125 now

[@yogeswarikspragasam2448]

* shane comes in * shane: ITS BEEN OWNED!

[@uhohohno4033]

*coma

[@arcle7306]

goatman just has like a little cottage in the wood where theres like a beautiful little flower garden and smoke coming out of the chimney

[@Kuruma2001]

This aged so well. Also fun fact someone actually wrote “Shane + Ryan’s bridge” on the bridge

[@ashmcewen5451]

it’s been 6 years and the wikipedia page for old alton bridge is still locked because people kept renaming it to shane and ryan’s bridge 😂

[@harjitkumar917]

@@ashmcewen5451 love it

[@jotunhe1]

thats freaking amazing

[@Fishleyz]

Goatsman bridge: *exists* Shane: its free real estate

[@sunflowermyths4175]

unusual freak thank you.

[@annachild4051]

Thanks for that

[@helllinatheuterusstealer6723]

Ryan: "my god dammit Shane !?"

[@alba8944]

ryan: *eyes roll back in his head, starts to float up in the air* shane: wow pretty windy tonight

[@sippingblood]

Deadlights

[@Ausjira]

where even was this

[@alba8944]

Christian Rosales i didnt even thing of that haha

[@optimusprime5199]

@@Ausjira R/whoosh

[@Ausjira]

@@optimusprime5199 well yeah you dont think i noticed after i finished the whole video

[@idkilikeeggos5261]

I like to think that there’s an alternate reality where Goatman and his demon squad try to find Shanes at night.

[@kazuichisoudaapprovesthisc9196]

💀💀💀 IM DECEASED

[@pietje_bell]

I’m pretty sure there is 😂

[@logansmith8147]

That is the funniest and most likely to be true thing I have read today

[@blurryzaddy6989]

300th like but no one cares so I just put that out there cause people be annoying with that

[@cammieduyzer2168]

“There’s this legendary demon, he goes by the name of Shane. That’s the story we scare our children with, him trying to hunt us down. We’re gonna try and contact him.”

[@JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt7]

love that all the distant “screams” are clearly just mountain lion/fox yowls in the distance lmao. they’re being haunted by north texas wildlife!

[@slimjimmy5159]

I think it’s one of those grackles that always hang out down the road from my house

[@kittyplayz1480]

And the sound of hooves is literally just deer. They’re such city boys

[@kscott2655]

It's not in the middle of nowhere, though. There are buildings and busy streets not far away. Yes, it's got trees and stuff, but it's not "in the deep woods". Edit: Not to say there aren't animals there (wildlife even lives in city centers), just that it isn't super rural.

[@winterling223]

I mean I’ve had a coyote in my backyard and I live very much in the city. I can literally walk to like 10 hotels. And Deer are literally everywhere, so I’d say it’s highly likely that the sounds in the actually woods are probably just animals.

[@SapientGalaxy]

To be fair, basically every weird sound they hear on these investigations that isn't just a creak is just an animal, so if they ever got good at identifying animal sounds there'd be even less evidence for them to react to.

[@fungione]

Counsellor: so why are you here today? Goatman (in tears): i-it was meant to be my b-bridge!!

[@sketchy3841]

I have something for goats. Me:poor baby😔

[@bones1026]

sweet

[@harikiran4339]

😂😂😂😂.... Suddenly the Counselor reveals his face turning out to be Shane.

[@chunkymonkey7005]

700th like

[@bentheeshay8548]

Bruh

[@meghanm.6231]

Goatman: “I own this bridge, fear me.” Shane: *Im about to end this whole mans career*

[@bullymaguire9100]

Damm he did that 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@cowardversionofghostbuster2168]

* sad goatman noises *

[@aprilmoreno890]

People say he still *goat crying*

[@alfonsoreyes7231]

How do you have 5 thousand like but only 5 comments lol

[@capnMycapn]

FR 😭🙌

[@dabidevito4464]

ryan: *gets stabbed, dragged off the bridge and yeeted into the oblivion* shane: wow it’s pretty damn windy tonight

[@ChocoFlyJMoCo]

lmao i pissed myself reading this

[@idealdingding6050]

And I am the 666th person who liked this comment... Coincidence? I think not.

[@aydenjacko]

haha

[@ilana8219]

joe’s mazzelhoe i made ur comment to 1K i mean like 1K likes. you’re welcome

[@dabidevito4464]

don’t mind me thanks, i guess 😂

[@cowboytori]

“put that cat down!” “you can’t be doing cult stuff like this” shane is too funny 😭

[@FANGRUNlN]

Ryan: I hate demons Shane: *offended*

[@diobrando666]

Apples

[@erinroy2224]

I'd like this comment, but it has 666 likes right now and I feel like that's just too good to mess up.

[@FANGRUNlN]

@@erinroy2224 it's 668 now, someone ruined it :(

[@erinroy2224]

@@FANGRUNlN oh my god that's so sad :'( but now i can like the comment lol

[@BoogerMancer]

Erin Roy Now it’s 839

[@em-qw2zx]

lmfao shane is so bold even if it’s an actual person like immediately he’s like “WHOS OVER THERE? PUT THAT CAT DOWN”

[@FreezingmoonDSBM]

Here to tell you you have 300 likes

[@dontreadmyname605]

@@FreezingmoonDSBM more like 400

[@nand560]

@@dontreadmyname605 more like 218

[@HunchoStepp]

@@dontreadmyname605 more like 606

[@iaminpainauchocolat9300]

I think it's because he's so tall

[@alexjones2519]

ryan: *squirts shane with holy water* shane: *screams like the demon he is*

[@LittleFloatingThingFromMyDad]

😂😂😂😂

[@ashleaclaire1704]

Lol

[@Nothanks12346]

Time stamp?

[@imjustlucy_29]

Emiko Floof I- It didn’t happen in the video. It’s just a joke.

[@brimonkmonk8212]

😹😹🤣🤣 Demons have group therapy about Shane lol

[@Yumi_V]

Shane: in the woods with possibly very dangerous cultists Also Shane: 13:18 “put that cat down!”

[@ArkhamAsylum911]

F U 🐐man😂

[@ЯАнсиу]

*Shane Arrives at Bridge* Goatman: “Aight imma head out”

[@bxnniewh0373]

• Я Ансиу • yAlL aLwAyS sAy It WrOnG!!! It’s “Aight I’m ‘bout to head out”

[@jessichristenson2957]

Goatman: Also time to go on a vacation, to Hawaii! Bye bye everyone! I would be back later!

[@jaypegasi3769]

R u a shaniac

[@katealdea7174]

Goatman returning to hell be like goatman : *sobbing* satan : whut happened? goatman : a tall man!

[@fmosqa]

tsukki is my husband shayne is probably satan

[@Grace-pg9dz]

This is more accurate than I can comprehend.

[@blackberry1270]

Satan: ugggghhhh not again!!!

[@saltykylico]

GOATMAN

[@roachct9076]

Satan: oh for my hate for God, it's Shane again

[@gracedell]

the scariest part of this episode was when ryan started unbuckling his pants and saying don’t worry about it.

[@Dimension_Keeper]

I just read it as it happened in the video🤣🤣🤣

[@gray_521]

Hes gonna piss on the demon

[@Ken-rv3qq]

🤣🤣🤣😭😭 holy sh.t I’m done

[@opossumcorpseparty]

@@Ken-rv3qq why cant you just say the full word, shit.

[@Not_Athena]

🤣🤣

[@jr-2401]

I love how Ryan is just trembling in fear while Shane is just having fun

[@Alastor_Hearts0]

broke the 69

[@MappingEagle]

Goatman: This is my bridge! Shane: *_OUR_* bridge

[@liafitriapurnamawati2432]

*USSR NATIONAL ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*

[@bigboi8579]

FIGHT FOR COMMUNISM COMRADES

[@nomib4023]

RISE, FELLOW COMRADES

[@phonemyatthu1364]

*DUUUUUUUM, SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNIK, SPLOTILA NAVEKI VELIKAYA RUUUUUS, DA ZDRAVSVUYET SOZDANNY VOLEY NARODOV, YEDINY MOGUCHIY SOVETSKY SOYUUZZZ, SLAAAAAAVSYAAA OOOOTEEEEECHESVAAA, NAAAASHEEE SVAAABODNAYEEEE, DRUZHBY NARODOV NADYOZHNY OPLOOOT, PAAAARTIYAA LEEEENINAAA SIIIILAAA NAAAROOODNAYAA NAS K TORZHESTVU KOMMUNIIIZZZMA VEDDYOOOOOT*

[@toomanysandwiches8665]

@@phonemyatthu1364 begone foul beast

[@DaveOfTheNorthStar]

*Shane goes to hell* Satan: *stands up from throne* "Your seat sir."

[@kaseystanley6941]

Yes😌

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

Bold of you to assume that he isn't Satan himself

[@Raccon_Detective.]

"I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan"

[@pulse5215]

@@Raccon_Detective. you're finally here, great i set up your throne.

[@soulsuckerr5000]

Fr tho (i just imagined it and i laughed so hard lol)

[@nakakaka2069]

Demon: I have no fear Shane: exists Demon: *ONE FEAR*

[@vincentanimationsxd1651]

But that thing, it scares me

[@loganslife8584]

Me 2 FEARS

[@God_Help_Me11]

The cross, too our lord and savior, Jesus, the angel, Michael, so on and so forth

[@adamamier6385]

Agreed

[@Nemenis]

Water Sheep ur name is cursed

[@jacktherripper]

I live in Texas and made a point to go by bridge while yelling HAIL SHANE last summer. Nothing happened. I even slept on it in a sleeping bag, I met a lot of cool homeless people, who told me that they lived there and remember you guys filming, they also say nothing supernatural happens. They also caught me a fish from the brook and fried it up for me with butter, lemon and garlic it was delicious, they told me to come back and tell their stories.

[@kittyplayz1480]

Oh good the people in the woods were just homeless not cultists

[@iaminpainauchocolat9300]

I just can't find it in myself to believe you.

[@jacktherripper]

@@iaminpainauchocolat9300 I respect that.

[@somerandomgamer9065]

Shane freed the bridge from Goatman

[@jacktherripper]

@@somerandomgamer9065 Hells yeah!

[@auspicious6653]

Shane: This is my bridge now Demon: *Visibly shaking*

[@goatman7749]

I was, shaking, violently

[@auspicious6653]

Goatman I can’t blame you

[@cumyhre]

I’d like this a million times if I could

[@reese5437]

@@goatman7749 nobody blames you, Goatman. Everyone is scared of Shane, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

[@goatman7749]

@@reese5437 i didnt even show up

[@TealWolf26]

Ah the meme episode. This was when Shane ascended to full demonhood.

[@fad3703]

I think that’s the point 😂

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I was wondering where that rumor came from. Glad I found it.

[@marvelsdnf5155]

GOATMAN im dancing on your bridge ITS MY BRIDGE NOW!! You hear that? YOU WANT ME OFF OF THIS BRIDGE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME

[@kenziee.8884]

ryan: * genuinely scared because he heard a noise * shane: " pUt that Cat DOwn-!"

[@jdoriginals9223]

"We know its tasty but let it go!"

[@houstonhall1144]

😂🤣🤣😂

[@bunnyhatgoth3803]

💀🙌

[@harikiranv8580]

😂

[@abartey1441]

The fact that Shane is always saying he's so aloof in these places because he thinks it's bs and there's nothing to fear, but then he walks towards a HUMAN noise in woods that are definitely full of CULTISTS and starts telling them off like a school teacher????? Hilarious and batshit insane

[@screw_tape]

those sounds were almost definitely animals. mountain lions, foxes, bobcats, etc are known to “scream” like women or children. look it up and u will hear they are very similar

[@cherryscottage6801]

Ryan: *Creates a salt circle to protect him and Shane* Also Ryan: *Leaves cameraperson outside the circle*

[@claudiaandrade2737]

cameraperson: is the goatman so he doesn't need it

[@CarlosReyes-lw7qi]

Well the camera man always survives everything

[@nikismajesty]

Camerman: haha im in danger

[@kazlikesstarwars]

I'm pretty sure camera man is actually god and that's probably why he or she is probably still alive

[@teitomsm]

@@nikismajesty Cameraman: Im the danger

[@Amnamnei]

Ryan: “I’m gonna pour this circle of salt around us to protect us” Camera man: am i a joke to you

[@alicefayxxo]

Poor cameraman

[@EggDestroyer420]

The camera man really does need a raise

[@adamamier6385]

Yeah poor man also R.I.P goatman sufferd from bullying

[@adamamier6385]

Shane:GOATMAN FUCK YOU

[@yardie9200]

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING 😂😂😂😂

[@Soleralove888]

Ryan: knocks three times Goatman: (in slippers and a robe) WHAT

[@annandres8483]

Me living alone be like

[@eridgehernandez]

Hehehehehhé

[@bananamuncher741]

*_Drinking warm coke_*

[@emmajane96]

Hahahahaha

[@raccoon5695]

He sees shane and runs away screaming “YOU CAN HAVE THE BRIDGE!”

[@michaelsstepdad6808]

Shane is such a mood. “ITS MY BRIDGE NOW GOAT MAN!” “Put that cat down!” “Who’s over here? Take your cloak off!” “Hey if there are any cultist out there just wanna let you know my buddy got a water gun!”

[@ginolorenzo4117]

Legend has it demons are posting videos about shane sightings

[@Fishleyz]

*WHEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEE*

[@mikeyocampo6327]

Thank you this is the best comment that made me not scared anymore

[@richard5657]

🤣😭 wheeezzingg

[@rithikajoannah7655]

Gino Lorenzo this is GOLD!!

[@melloplayz7818]

This is the best comment in 2020

[@MorgieWorgie07]

“Children will come here and tell tales about ME” -Shane Madej

[@aahanajha2222]

And was he wrong

[@ifratjahan7779]

@@aahanajha2222 nope, that line aged like fine wine

[@elgordo2162]

And ya know what, hes absolutely right.

[@cmed1980]

Lol

[@AkimKimij]

He is legend

[@techwrld5669]

Everybody gangsta until Shane started dancing on the bridge

[@hayman5376]

Everybody dancin' when Shane started dancing on the bridge

[@Mackyo_15]

im scared

[@dumbcentral9458]

Pewdiepie is disappointed

[@heythisacrappyoldaccountle8096]

no lies there!

[@H4N2_Vrfs]

LMAOOOO I love this

[@Just.Penguino]

i love the idea that shane is just a super powerful entity that just likes to mess with other supernatural beings

[@georgehorlock]

Hears 2 terrifying screams. Regular people: "Run!" Shane: "We're here for the cult stuff :)"

[@sheluvfah]

😹😹😹😹

[@sanmerz844]

Lol

[@ethangleason8357]

Me and my stupid ass would go deeper like Me: oo Hi I'm here to join you! My friend(s): WAIT NO- Me: I love what you've done here so far. Mind if I join?

[@joshuajimenez747]

😂

[@kevin-fn2me]

Shane: *hears noise* "Who's out there" "Put that cat down"

[@OnyxWhisper77]

kevin that’s freaking funny XD can’t get over this

[@rajeshreekamble6380]

OMG 😂😂😂

[@_dean_franks_games_6347]

I'm lmao

[@helena_lang]

Sometimes I like to think that Shane is a demon who was assigned to kill Ryan but he got too attached and just kinda hangs out

[@lilly2979]

fluff cat \ we need that au asap

[@lexid6943]

Plot twist Shane is goatman. 😂

[@wrapmonster3884]

Woo that would be a good plot

[@minkymomo6656]

Isn't that just Welcome to Hell?

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Demonic Supernatural

[@Nat0521]

Breaking news: goatman’s bridge now has a $6 toll

[@Soldmysoultorocknroll]

“Why are you unbuttoning your pants?” “Don’t worry about it.” -Ryan

[@uck7185]

Denaris Storm that’s exactly what I asked my uncle and what he said

[@lolno901]

*Law and Order sound*

[@couldntcroptheimage4775]

@@lolno901 Special Victims Unit

[@blep8671]

Shane: if you don’t spell your name this bridge is MINE The goatman: *struggling to get inside the tiny door they made for him*

[@KFC_Official_]

Isla Ponce you know, most demons or whatnot that people try to contact are usually old people, ghosts from centuries ago........education was hard to get. What if they just can’t read or spell? Shane: spell your name or the bridge is mine! Goat man: ;-; I’m trying 😖

[@brothdian]

@@KFC_Official_ *_w h e e z e_*

[@Stepinaclub]

😭😂😂🤣👌 this is gold

[@A_JinglyRabbit]

@Colonel Sanders What do you know? You ARE dead!

[@hope_mantisss]

* Wheeze * Haha

[@TheLoneCourier2077]

That poor camera man, they left him outside of the salt Circle

[@yellingflowerproductions613]

That's sad tho 😂😭🥺

[@blank9020]

Camera people have no soul

[@lulucamarillo7448]

The Goatman possessed him, that's why Goat didn't answer.

[@raunaksingh9208]

Yea bro

[@CRUSH40RULES]

He probably had his own.

[@Kekedekes]

This one really is their scariest episode because of the possibility of people out there. Like they said, people are the scariest threat sometimes.

[@katie3522]

According to legends, if you knock the bridge three times Shane will appear and start dancing on the bridge.

[@user-ut7kx2jw3j]

well buckle up bois we going to texas

[@GilesJulie]

@@user-ut7kx2jw3j lmao

[@madison-hc9ow]

hi this is unrelated but what is your pfp from? it looks familiar

[@GilesJulie]

@@madison-hc9ow me?

[@madison-hc9ow]

Katie what’s your pfp from? it looks familiar.

[@catleyarutter8966]

Goatman: My bridge. Shane: OUR bridge.

[@JA-ds5nq]

*communism intensefise *

[@MissionaryMclovin]

*Angry Goatman Noises*

[@mydaughter9572]

*Soviet union anthem starts playing*

[@namecannotbeblank6858]

Slav squatting intensifies.

[@yougotglassinmycrumble3816]

**angry dancing**

[@tabbycat2154]

“We saw the ad on Craigslist” Cultist: “Damnit Jerry, not again. We’ve talked about this.”

[@koala4125]

God freaking dang Jerry

[@ashleystoycorner1769]

Damit jerry you did it again

[@LostInTheOdyssey]

(Tales from the Gas Station)

[@doctorno-face422]

God damn it Marlboro

[@colinv.2691]

Lol

[@meowmew444]

This will always be my favorite Unsolved episode, so much better than anything Watcher produced. Ghost Files never clicked, it was boring and overproduced. All we ever wanted was Ryan being scared and Shane joking around, just them and a camera person or two. So sad to see them crash and burn. At least we still have Unsolved to rewatch. The nostalgia kind of stings now though :(

[@lightseyedea763]

Fr it's wild that them with a couple cameras strapped to them and like 2 crew dudes was so much better lol

[@dbz9393]

There is still hope that they use this as a wake up call and change direction of the way they have been behaving and the way business is going. Well that's my hopes at least because it would break my heart to lose my two favourite KZbinrs, maybe I'm living in denial but I still hope they do the right thing even though they have hurt us. I really would hope they apologise and start taking on feedback from their fans to make the shows the way we love them.

[@colddogs]

this is just my opinion, but i think they had to really alter their ghost hunting approach on watcher to steer clear from legal issues with buzzfeed. but i totally agree

[@Safia-x3c]

*Goatman:* i am inevitable nobody can take this bridge away from me *Shane:* lol i can *Goatman:* no you can't *Shane:* did i stutter

[@saff128]

youngk as a profile pic and taemin as your name? taste

[@bloke1343]

Damn this funny

[@whooshiibun]

Goatman be like: I. Am. Inevitable. Shane: I. Am. Shane *snaps fingers*

[@zzzslaughter3387]

I can easily can take that bridge away but I am to scared to do it

[@ravendemon4524]

@@whooshiibun goat man turns into dust like in Avengers End Game Thanos is back

[@maddiebutton2329]

Shane: *enters anywhere * Demons: “Ight imma head out”

[@gayfrog1455]

Exactly

[@username7858]

What up It’s ya boi

[@Rky.moo130]

maddie button like actually 😹😹😹😹

[@deusdocaos4005]

if I was a demon I would be terrified of him

[@ambikabasnet4603]

thats why goatman was not there

[@erikbeehner7260]

“I came prepared” “You’ll see” *Unbuckles pants*

[@anushkasingh3014]

shyan stans all the way

[@ohhxcake5434]

Omg I thought that said *Unbuckles pants*

[@landon5130]

That will scare anybody down there

[@brirzet]

thats some bard energy

[@sophiesteinbach9660]

@@ohhxcake5434 Same! But then I realized that it was not that. 😂

[@TiredFaery]

I cant believe Annabelle got them. RIP Ghoul Boys. You'll be missed

[@beverlydodson6980]

goatman: **doesnt show up** shane: *it's free real estate*

[@jaxthesnowleopard1323]

Yes 😂😂😂

[@pineneedles_8845]

6 3 6

[@A_Succubus]

YESS XD

[@bridgetlombardo7415]

i genuinely wonder if all the demons shane has tortured have a support group

[@wavyjohn5957]

bri lombardo *Demon Walks in* Demon: Shane... Other Demon:*sigh* Shane....

[@madisonhusker7048]

How does this comment not have more likes?! Lmaoooo

[@genericmace2271]

Nice.

[@yourmom415]

Demon: *Cries* Other Demon: Whats wrong? Demon: I scratched Shane and he said he felt a stray cat clawed at him. Other Demon: I feel you.

[@assasinflash8200]

Yeah where they're scared AF of him

[@novaqwy]

ryan: people have died on this bridge, and some have been hurt shane: *sturdy bridge huh*

[@sendhelppls486]

Shane *Stomps on it*: yes very sturdy

[@coffeecat9471]

xD You Have 666 likes currently

[@cole2708]

My theory: salt is used as a cleanser in most rituals so breaking the salt circle made the workspace "unclean" and when Ryan asked the board "is anybody there?" and it started with an "S" who is to say any entities/energies weren't going to spell out Shane? Because as soon as the board started the "S", Shane escalated by calling out the spirit aggressively and challenging it. Then the planchette stopped. Jussayin lmfao LET THE LORE LIVE ON

[@wendigoartz7448]

Demon Shane confirmed ayo?

[@Cyancat123]

Priest: "Don't taunt the demon" *Taunts the demon*

[@pablomylovemarryme3495]

Shane: haha demon go *fart noises*

[@niki-kb6ge]

Shane: My friends got a water gun Ryan: It’s holy water The cultists: Aight guys we better move out he has holy water

[@Bruh-zi8jd]

BROTHER

[@niki-kb6ge]

Yucky BROTHERRR

[@ozakevin2702]

So both of you were sons of chicken fish?

[@niki-kb6ge]

Oza Kevin absolutely

[@gooierchip]

we got the holy water from craigslist

[@evergreenthequeen]

shane: *taunts demons* ryan: now this is an avengers level threat

[@Irewrath]

........good joke

[@en0u_gh]

818 likes 6 replies including mine

[@bellagrant9665]

Evergreen The Queen 1k like good job

[@evergreenthequeen]

👀

[@chuuyazais]

True lol he even made annabelle annoyed and she replied she whould kill shane

[@gloriasmyly3074]

I love how Shane is also trying so hard to get undeniable proof while also just having fun not being serious and just trying to scare Ryan. I think that he was right and this is a very effective tactic to get some proof.

[@kayla-fi9ly]

*Goatman drags shane off the bridge* Shane: Woah thats a strong wind

[@izzy6614]

It's ya girl Kayla YESSSS

[@naazhirahahmed3278]

Shane scares the poop out of me

[@dottie7992]

It's ya girl Kayla, the legend says that they were never seen again...

[@chingmac5740]

OMG your likes are 666

[@ersta3436]

Jesus look at the likes

[@abusivebucket2338]

Goatman: exist Shane: imma end this mans whole career

[@zeusthegamer-tv2gg]

Unless he's not a man

[@Saintphish]

SpicyTaco Bird goat mans

[@millowagrigala6940]

mans whole career

[@gagabun607]

I would like but it is at 666 likes

[@xxsoulisdeadnowxx6895]

Lol

[@kashmello]

Ryan: I _hate_ demons. Shane: *visibly offended*

[@pepper_thepenguin]

My mind: *That's suspicious; that's weird*

[@FreezingmoonDSBM]

Poor shane

[@ankithabhayan324]

**shane goes to heaven** God: what are you doing here? Shane: the other guy kicked me out.

[@yanyanzhang5813]

@@ankithabhayan324 Shane is higher ranked than Satan though...

[@yanyanzhang5813]

@@ankithabhayan324 Satan may be a king, but what is a king to an Illuminati?

[@Jas13579]

are we sure goatman isn't just a normal living texan

[@sleepdeprived6565]

Probably is

[@kittyplayz1480]

Probably just a furry who thinks it’s funny to scare people

[@tivaspotato]

goatman's bridge: *exists* *reportedly spooky* shane: it's free real estate

[@Burnt_my_tongue]

Perfect

[@goobinagt9634]

🤣🤣

[@Trash-jl3xm]

LMAOOO

[@Prod.brodyy]

BRUH MOMENT

[@carelesslygeneric]

I love that the line "I gotta warn you, my pal has a water gun" isnt a joke, and, that Ryan doesnt attempt a defense more than "It's HOLY water", gotta love these idiots

[@moosemouse5982]

Unus Annus...?

[@bones1026]

lol

[@damianperez2465]

Bruh y u mad

[@carelesslygeneric]

Damian Perez I’m...not? I was saying how I thought something was funny?

[@greythomas6199]

U N U S A N N U S U N U S A N N U S

[@kushalparajuli5092]

Shane's humour saved many of us from having bad dreams.

[@SamuelDuplessis12]

Lol agreed but I still only watch this during the day just in case.

[@sunflower_heart7354]

I watch it at night I’m so smart

[@angrypomeraniantrainer618]

Yup

[@muffin7737]

When I watch these I cant move

[@saraheffernan5808]

@@muffin7737 same like I love watching it but I always freeze and tense up.

[@huxley8671]

Ah yes, the iconic Shane and Ryan's Bridge. There were so many quotes from this single video that made Unsolved so iconic.

[@aversivebark32]

Goatman: "YOU PICKED THE WRONG BRIDGE FOOL!" Shane: "YOU PICKED THE WRONG NON BELIEVER FOOL!"

[@smallbeing23]

Omg lol. Actually though! XD

[@FeralRaccoon.]

Why are they Mexican?

[@FeralRaccoon.]

@@isaiahrz what does that mean I just said Mexican bc we call each other fool alot

[@isaiahrz]

willow tree its from san andreas thats why

[@jazeelgavrael6480]

nobody: goatman: i used to have a bridge

[@Rosligemini]

Until Shane danced on it

[@fernandamoyeda2581]

CONSEQUENCES

[@goatman7919]

Jazeel Gavrael i did, I really did

[@diobrando666]

@@goatman7919 a shame, you had to face the powerful shane

[@sanest-luchino-fan]

I am reading this while my brother listening to fallen kingdom bruh

[@curator3539]

I know this is years old now, but the image of Shane dancing on this bridge like a demented leprechaun while telling the Goatman that "Children will come here and tell stories of ME!" just kills me every time!

[@nothobbesmufc949]

i come back to this video for the laughter.

[@shadow_glitchy_cosplays]

It kills me

[@ZephyrEclipse]

lol, its true though. Betcha more kids tell stories about it being Shane's bridge

[@The-weird-thing-in-the-woods]

I sounded like a gremlin when he said that

[@ashleyshelley9774]

​@@nothobbesmufc949 honestly though so iconic

[@ninevoltair2285]

y’all think the bridge has a 5.99 toll now?

[@Cage-CatYT]

😭 HELPP

[@motherlessgoat72]

Perfectly affordable. What's the big deal? We gotta make more money somehow!

[@emilia4_]

demon be starting business in hell

[@thomasnolan7145]

YOU ARE LYING

[@JarJar66]

@@thomasnolan7145YOU ARE LIKE PAPA

[@caspernoir4028]

“They’re gonna put my name in graffiti , children will come here and tell tales of me!”

[@arisartz1183]

poor shane doesnt know people already tell tales of him

[@apillowofwinds]

Idk how, or why, but I relate on a emotional and mental even physical level.

[@SomeFurryWatcher]

Kinda sounded like rayman from everyone loves rayman

[@novahmartin5882]

I read this right as he was saying it

[@barbsurvey]

XD

[@lizzie41]

I love how shane just doesn’t care in anything and he just releases his full crackhead energy

[@supercoolcadenoasis8883]

Lizzie D. I subbed to you because QUEEN

[@arnaldojomar7953]

Lol good one

[@ryalexander1]

"They wouldn't be hiding in the bushes would they?" "Oh sure they would. They're cultists, Ryan."

[@raveno_o3542]

Dragon heart their lesbians Harold

[@jhardman1876]

I told my mom about this episode and she told me that when she was little, her town had a similar Goatman story (but a farm instead of a bridge). Her dad found out about it and yelled at her and her siblings because it was actually just an elderly disabled man (his cane made the weird hoof sounds) and these kids ended up harassing him because of goatman-demon rumors.

[@chattymime]

I'm glad at least your family was debriefed on it, I feel like there are probably a lot of cases that are based in complete misunderstanding and demonizing, literally, unusual (to the average able-bodied person/NT) traits or effects of dif types of disabilities. I have several of the "scary crazy person" disorders and there's certainly a normalization of making scary stories or lore surrounding xyz ppl or conditions (I just give mental stuff of my own as an example bc it's all I can ref from personal experience) made up by people who don't know better and it spreads through some form of confirmation bias when people try to confirm. I hope that guy got to rest and be left alone by the ppl harassing him before he passed away

[@kittyplayz1480]

Oh yikes poor man

[@awooga6642]

Shane: *CHILDREN WILL COME HERE AND TELL TALES OF ME!* Me in the year 2058: _Hey kids wanna hear the great tales of Shane and ryan_

[@Hello-kf4fv]

But only tell tales of Shane and not Ryan

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

BlobFish885 • That’s why his name not capitalized, it’s Shane’s story. He’s the Axeman and Ryan is Razorboy.

[@Hello-kf4fv]

Good fan

[@klawii2221]

Oml, i would listen to the tales ♡

[@Arthur_Morgan459]

@@greatvalue_ethelcain I understood that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@erwinschrodinger9693]

Plot Twist: The Goatman is the cameraman

[@thepoisonousdemon5063]

😳

[@wendyhanson8057]

bruh

[@alexeslefttoe_4120]

And after this was shot he killed them and took they're form

[@harry_isgay]

@@alexeslefttoe_4120 their*

[@gencademi9362]

What happened to ur cat?

[@emmawink6658]

I feel bad for the camera man just being left following behind them

[@IIBM-1]

And he wasn't in the salt circle

[@frozone358]

sabrina reference or no?

[@bgdhfytgy135]

Don't you know? The cameraman is an invincible god smh.

[@Mr0rMrs]

I I B M oh no ya right poor guy

[@geckokid8265]

I don't know why but Shane shouting "put that cat down!" at cultists is really funny to me

[@cosmiceclipse3142]

Little did they know the goatman was hiding from them because of Ryan's holy water pistol

[@Stitched-Bones]

Hmmmmmmm, great.

[@sexykabuto6368]

From shane

[@sandy_samwich4586]

OMG there's a life lesson right there boi 😂😂😂

[@journeynotfound7291]

this is literally the only comment about his holy pistol

[@jhanbrentowendelossantos9193]

Yeah

[@isabelladuque471]

Me: **doesn’t watch paranormal stuff** Buzzfeed: ok but do you wanna watch two idiots yell at demons? Me: *Yes please*

[@hounddogjakegaming]

Lol same

[@DeathnoteBB]

“I’m dancing on your bridge Goatman!”

[@silktouchpickaxe]

“My bridge now!”

[@dilkisanjula7]

This is so me!

[@clarapatriciatan4620]

And also this is the only paranormal show i watch

[@erinwoods003]

Goat: this is my bridge Shane: you're not that guy pal

[@mixmastermind]

You want it to be one way but it's the other way

[@ratedsforsisters2717]

This has 666 likes right now. I can’t ruin it.

[@Antflo2011]

Goat: GET OUT OF MY NO NO SQUARE

[@deshaavegoundermoganakumar212]

@@Antflo2011 lol

[@MattDawgGaming]

I’m not your buddy, Guy

[@SR-mz8nn]

The Goatman can have his bridge back for $5.99 a month.

[@rapla310]

😂😂😂wheeeze