The Dhar Mann Nightmare

[@tom_harlock]

thank you so much for watching!! please tell me your halloween costume so I can block you if it’s embarrassing xx

[@summerm4911]

mine was Pearl... from Pearl. dungarees version.

[@loftw_]

coraline. 😭

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

beelzebub from good omens

[@KevinCdva]

I dressed up as my nonexistent will to live xx

[@carelesscamel]

Gothic mushroom 😔

[@Kayawtiku]

As someone on the spectrum, I feel like I should be offended by the kid having to fake Autism one, but the script and the delivery is so bad and funny that I just can't be. "He was fine before but after a car wreck he became autistic." Absolutely flawless writing. We stan.

[@madmansami]

no because this shit BAFFLES me. all of the autism videos. what on earth do neurotypicals think autism is?? 😭

[@Bb___________]

"do i have to act autistic again" is my new life motto

[@bangitybangbabang]

I'm not offended, I'm beyond shock that someone actually made this. I'm frozen in amazement

[@sakurakiyori]

​@lovermutt7391 They may very well think it's the new socially tolerable way to shorthand a cognitive disability, or brain injury, with their limited set of jobbing actors. Me, I'll take my morality plays in the shape of Star Trek episodes, as is traditional.

[@chikari123]

@@Bb___________me everyday of my life

[@claudiavinci6352]

tom what did we do to deserve so many uploads this year? we’re getting spoiled

[@cceerrs]

It's like bloody christmas came early up in here

[@V.CatCroissant]

Right!? I'm still reeling from his last sudden appearance.

[@amyy801]

Cost of livin crisis innit

[@rickyspeople]

Coffers emptied n it rustled him into action

[@cceerrs]

@@amyy801 PAHA innit

[@odetoclear]

" do i have to act autistic again?" is one of the lines of all time

[@flippanties]

The delivery was iconic honestly

[@whatfunboystheyare]

i giggled when he said that

[@communistskeletonpiss]

Me whenever I'm around my friends and im too exhausted to mask

[@gemstar7286]

I never knew a channel so cringeyworthy existed.

[@becp488]

I know it's probably a typo but "is on of the lines of all time" is hilarious to me. Yes, it's definitely a line.

[@ribenaaaaa]

As a person with Autism can confirm I got it diagnosed after being hit by a car driven Tomorrow's Teaching entire crew packed in like clowns

[@nootnewt9323]

Well no you’re only faking it bc your mom took a picture of your tiny dong and is threatening to send it to your friends if you don’t continue the act

[@Margo_ladydeath]

Omg same what a small world 😮

[@mamawray]

Sorry you had an accident, but on the bright side you're a math genius now! So, yay!

[@platedlizard]

Same except adhd

[@Emmaem111]

@@platedlizard Depending on which side of your head you land really hard on, you’ll either get ADHD or Autism-if it’s the left side you’ll get Autism, if it’s the right side you’ll get ADHD, if it’s both, you get both! 👆😲👆

[@bobanoda]

I’m sorry but the “oh do I have to act autistic?” Took me the fuck out 😭😭😭

[@marsgannon4891]

Me every time I tell someone I'm autistic and they say "no you're not!"

[@anwyll9212]

me waking up in the morning

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

what it's like to get a diagnosis and i am not even joking

[@cutezerker]

"If you're going to be poor at least be quiet" - Tom Harlock, 2023

[@vornamenachname1319]

I am a Social worker and searching for a Motivation /Inspiration Quote for my Office room for month/a goooood year. I think i Finally found it 😍

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Same energy with Nicki Minaj's "Poor people should never laugh!" 💀

[@sillygoose420]

dhar mann himself has a distinctly haunting utter lack of charisma. he’s like an AI generated person

[@m00nrac00n]

Typical indian venture bro dude...SMILE, now give me your money. All shady buisness.

[@rebecca_____]

This is so true he seems so fake

[@umairashraf5167]

​@@m00nrac00nlol yup

[@lapuchinet]

“Becoming” autistic after a car accident is such a weird idea I can’t even imagine how someone came up with it, wrote it into a script and them filmed it…….these videos are just wrong on so many levels I can’t

[@orangeants]

To be fair the landlord just has to be a moron to believe it lol

[@AnnaFuschiaScott]

Tom Harlock - the true moral philosopher of KZbin

[@madmansami]

he's a bit fatphobic but he's got the spirit 😭

[@mjg-98]

@@madmansamihis inner edtwt girly was coming out again

[@ZijnShayatanica]

​@@madmansamiAs a fatty, I cut him some slack. At least he only picks on fat people who have also done other horrendous shit. #problematicfave

[@kittycattt93]

"This is nerve-wracking, but I think it passes the bechdel test!" Im screaming lmfao 😂

[@murdock9916]

⁠@@Raya-ir4tmas a screenwriter it’s complete bullshit and is not a valid test on if the women in your script are well written. Birdemic passes the bechdel test.

[@AleksandarBell]

@@Raya-ir4tmwell it’s not a serious test used for anything, it’s a commentary on how when women are included in films, it tends to be them talking about men. It’s basically “wow Jesus, there’s a lot of films about men and the women in them also just talk about men”

[@christalcavanaugh]

@@Raya-ir4tmI joke about it all the time. “I think W.I.T.C.H. passed the Bechdel test!” “No they talk about her exes” “But it doesn’t say her exes are men!” 😂

[@OuternetExplorer]

"If you're gonna profit off of these morals, you need to at least give the people that are working underneath them the respect of what you're preaching" so well said

[@t_ylr]

The moral of so many of his videos is literally just, "Be nice to ppl cause it will benefit you in the long run". Which coincidentally is the Golden Rule for ppl who are dumb and selfish lol

[@HitTheCoffee]

The obscene amount of money I'd pay to watch Tom throttle Dhar mann would make Mr Beast blush

[@kittycattt93]

"Shocker...he's a landlord" lmfao 😂😂

[@stacy503]

Don't you people just feel great looking at Tom's handsome face?

[@V.CatCroissant]

Feeling great but unworthy. 😩🙏🏻

[@ambiguousness]

why do you write that like you're above us huh

[@stacy503]

@@ambiguousness what you on about darling? I love looking at him, cause he's handsome. And he knows that 😏

[@ambiguousness]

@@stacy503 ok but i think you're handsome too

[@stacy503]

@@ambiguousness aww thanks, you're handsome too 😊

[@kateemma22]

How dare you, Tom? Sssnipertwat also rocks up to people's homes if they call her a thief... she's multitalented!

[@platedlizard]

Thief AND stalker? Amazing talent, clearly this is someone KZbin needs to keep around

[@umairashraf5167]

​@@platedlizardnot to mention a copycat

[@Jbeast37]

“Alright Beth you can be poor but not naïve.” Truer words have never been spoken.

[@melissarussell9723]

“If you’re gonna be poor, at least be quiet” will be my new motivational poster in my office at my banking job.

[@mrspreminger]

As an autistic person, can these people please leave us alone 😭

[@potato-uj9dk]

exactly.. we have a bad enough rep from organisations like autism speaks already

[@justine8387]

As an autistic, it is our dream.

[@ceezee57]

Your name and pic is a whole mood i love preminger 😂

[@umairashraf5167]

No we can't, sorry 😐

[@Toywins]

​@@potato-uj9dkmom of three kiddos with autism here who also happens to very much dislike Autism Speaks... 😑💯

[@Jay_one]

Autism, now the same as cerebral palsy. 🎉

[@MandyBean]

Thank you! This guy has been shady for years now, glad some one is finally exposing his super illegal past…❤

[@JamesStJake]

« It’s not about what you have, it’s about what you have to do with what you haven’t got what you do » Inspiring words.

[@charlirose7233]

my brain glitched a few times while I read this sentence haha

[@lisah-p8474]

Can I get that on a coffee mug? (A really, really big mug so it will all fit. Obviously.)

[@_melts]

Seconded by "Don't bully the disabled in case you accidentally align their spine."

[@kseniav586]

I don't know why Tom shakes his shoulders like that but it makes me smile

[@TaylorDDavis97]

the irony of a man who drives a Lamborghini telling us "it's okay to be poor!" *eyeroll*

[@twindrill2852]

You should’ve also mentioned that Sameer is legit trying to pull a Truman Show on his own young daughter. I’m not kidding.

[@oscarguerrero178]

What!?

[@nerdquinn]

Has anyone made a video about this??

[@platedlizard]

That’s just a normal family vlog 🙃

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

"Take your talent upwards and onwards, and we'll support you... well, for about a week." Tom speaks the words we are all so afraid to speak. He is the hero we don't deserve.

[@MerlinTheBird]

As someone with autism and a small knob, I do love faithful portrayals

[@OscarFrosty]

lol

[@jng5252]

did you catch your autism in a car accident/j

[@ela_toile]

Lmao. When i was in elementary school, we had an english day at school, and we were supposed to dress up and have a costume contest. So I made my loch ness monster costume from scratch. I made a head out of a cardboard box, it had a moving jaw. And I had a blue cape to show the water. Looking back, it was a pretty impressive costume for an 11 year old. But this other girl won, and her parents just rented the costume 😂 My mom was pissed. Literally the opposite of Dhar Mann's story.

[@tiredteen8906]

Props for the DIY regardless

[@cuteincolour4289]

Especially funny cause Loch Ness is in Scotland not England.

[@Tinamuhammed]

Literally JUST sat down to eat dinner and needed a video to watch. Perfect 🤩

[@kiera6326]

Literally in exactly the same boat lol

[@novafinity4966]

Ohhhh i can't eat without youtube so this video came at the best time

[@kendrashaaaa]

I just turned off KZbin to find something on Netflix to watch until I got a notification to my phone and now I’m back on KZbin🤧✨

[@Nuklav]

Same! lol

[@tobyc8022]

i just got on my break at work so its perfect timing

[@ana_bananass]

Honestly, a Tom Harlock video is just what I needed. A dear friend of mine died 3 days ago, just at the age of 19, so I'm glad he decided to spoil us with a video, even tho we absolutely do not deserve him. Thank you Thomas, I really appreciate your existence ❤

[@comenerdwithme3346]

I’m sorry for your loss thoughts and love sent your way ❤️

[@MB777U]

[@shelikestuff]

So sorry honey ❤ it’s so hard when we lose ppl young..

[@mydarkterrors]

i'm so sorry, all the best to you and everyone who is also grieving ❤

[@ana_bananass]

@comenerdwithme3346 thank you so much I really appreciate it 💗

[@tams5204]

16:52 love how she just flashes absolutely everyone with a piece of paper with BETH written with massive letters seconds before pretending she didn’t and announcing it lmao

[@sephirothswh0re598]

People really looked at this man and really thought he wouldn't be shady💀. Man is giving, the Nigerian prince of moral philosophy.

[@bclaire3915]

The rage in me when she literally shows the card that just says “Beth” at 16:51. I have low expectations and this still let me down.

[@chloekathleen]

After last months video, I had truly prepared for radio silence for ATLEAST 2-3 months.. then what do I see? Not JUST a new upload BUT a video reading Dhar Mann to FILTH?! Thankyou, Mr. Harlock, hearing you rip that man to shreds has made my evening in a way that NOTHING else could have. 😂🤣🖤🖤

[@megboyd2609]

"-just going to be loud and wrong?" has the energy of 100 righteous mothers and I love it. xD

[@enjisilverstone-nolongerac7533]

“So you see” That’s his way of justifying bs with a sobstory

[@cannibalquinn]

insulted us in the first twelve seconds, i think that’s a new record! ❤️

[@klutziez3]

Thank you for making a video without a schedule. We are just here for the taking ❤️

[@kittycattt93]

"I felt like I was doing community service myself" 😂😂

[@caffeinefiend3720]

"you'll never have to act autistic again!" Please help, I'm cracking up and I can't get down 😂😂

[@Iainey]

“you’re not just changing lives, you’re making wanna end it” 🤣🤣🤣

[@mjthomasjohansen]

As a lesbian “I’m 6’1 and full of hate” really did something for me. Tom is the 1% people. Plus he’s gorgeous, intelligent and VERY humble 😮‍💨

[@catsplat1272]

He'd look good in a skirt

[@mjthomasjohansen]

@@catsplat1272 aye 🤝🏻

[@ceezee57]

@@catsplat1272Shush man

[@TheSunshineghost]

The only problem with your chaotic upload schedule is that I forget the immense power of your dry wit and end up with coffee in my nose while I’m watching. Thanks for the laughs Tom!

[@wingsofhope2]

Can't believe Beth the Bum put her dad on blast like that. Honey, you don't need to announce to the student body that you're poor!

[@anastacialeon2830]

“You got my jacket wet BETH!”😅 I thought that little girl cussed her out at first

[@kendrashaaaa]

One thing ab me is imma always get hype when Tom Harlock uploads 😭❤️✨

[@Sharkyyo_o]

This is like the Final boss of drama channels . You have it all , quality humor and relatability 😭 we don’t get that many uploads but it’s worth the wait

[@RHBR01]

4:35 That escalation right there, Tom has eight kids and they're all in the walls 🤣🤣

[@whitneydouglas4794]

I was shoving a hamburger into my mouth while Tom was saying that I have no manners and make him sick... best timing, ever.

[@SniperNurse-m7x]

I adore Mr. Harlock! So glacially witty and easy on the eyes. Thank you for the video, Dhar Man is coasting off of busy moms and auto play, which is a very smart business plan it seems. Always good seeing you ❤

[@Kriseiri]

how can Tomberly Harlock be both so articulate and handsome

[@kittycattt93]

We're being blessed this year from the amount of content you've posted! 😂💞

[@itsrachel4396]

14 seconds ago tom if u see this come home the kids miss u

[@tom_harlock]

well I don’t miss them !!!

[@TheCrazyMango82]

I don’t have notifications on for this channel, and yet I always come across his videos within the first 30 mins of posting 😂😂😂 my algorithm knows me so well

[@aishafreestyleable]

I understand whats it like to be a struggling actor, but damn after getting the script for some of these I would have walked out. 😅

[@lisahoshowsky4251]

Me: do I really want to watch another video covering Dhar Mann? Sees it’s by Tom Harlock Me: well you know when Toms covering something you stop everything and watch

[@enolahazza3629]

a new tom harlock post is better than christmas.

[@lovee17]

Tom doesn’t bully, he ✨motivates✨

[@tiarabelle6155]

Oh Tom. I love your vids. Satire done well a rarity these days and yours always make me smile and LoL

[@princessfetus]

imagine being in a production that is going to make dhar MILLIONS but you go home barely able to pay rent.

[@GenevieveDarcy]

You have blessed us so graciously this year gorgeous❤

[@Morbinonit]

Settling down with a blanket and a warm drink to watch tom flay the man

[@andrewandrewandrewandrewandrew]

“My dad… found me a cardboard box… to use as me basket.” OH SO SHE’S GEORDIE NOW.

[@chikari123]

“Do I have to act autistic again” he just like me fr

[@LM-sr5jb]

Love that the teacher accidentally showed the piece of paper with Beth’s name on it at 16:50

[@KaneAndPia]

‘Buried in the floor’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theespartanff3188]

Your telling me the person preaching at me about being a good person isn't actually a good person? Who'd a thought it

[@b2trappy888]

Looking scrumptious as always Tom, love the new background.

[@EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK]

I am absolutely blessed to be seeing your face so much this year 🤩

[@smol_hamster_]

"Do I have to act autistic again" is me when someone tells me "you dont look autistic"

[@CONANSTARMAKEUPP]

I thought I would have to re watch your old videos for at least another 3 months but a new video

[@shaynnasibeon6384]

I love waking up in the morning to a new Tom Harlock video

[@laurengibbs6940]

“Don’t beat up the disabled because you might realign their spine? That’s my evening plans out the window” I’ve been laughing at that one line for way too fucking long

[@imemotionallystable7109]

ur active era gives me life

[@GriethDay]

Thank for exposing the cringe that is Dhar Mann.

[@sherlock_]

"It's not about what you have. It's about what you have to do with what you haven't got what you do. I love it!" Amazing 😂

[@onewithdinosaurz]

Father Tom has blessed me so much this year

[@laurenhw1988]

Is Tom available for hire? I want him to do the eulogy at my funeral and absolutely roast me.

[@lizardbreathbiz988]

The way Dhar Mann talks makes me wanna rip my hair out

[@panicatthedisco727]

You kill me! I needed this.🤗

[@lableurose1747]

Tom dropping a video once a month like a boss 😂 highlight of my year

[@EllieC130]

I can't fucking believe I had to hear the line "you never have to act autistic again" with my own two ears outside of a South Park episode.

[@aircastles1013]

Tom you goddamn legend, what a great way to start a Saturday work day. You and your sarcastic pretty face! 😂

[@AgenMerlin]

Your videos are always so funny, I love it. ❤

[@ratsoup4134]

Glad to see you're doing well tom. Looking stunning as usual bbz xxxxxx

[@rawtomic]

thank you snide british man a post from you always makes me so hjappy

[@theterribleturnip]

I was just thinking about you yesterday. Feeling blessed 🙏 😇

[@sleepyemployee92]

The shoulder wiggles omg

[@katiestock2027]

Tom the black outfit and dark background make your beauty pop

[@marymaza2187]

"Say it how it is and I might respect you... Well, I won't."

[@dragongirl6492]

My Halloween costume is the grim reaper, it’s timeless, recognizable and quite scary. Memento mori!

[@999murimdumplings]

As someone with asd i can confirm thats totally how i act ever since the car accident

[@Sandra-zu4ff]

As an autistic person who was also killed by a zombie, this seems pretty accurate

[@elinlock8460]

calling someone a 'syllable' is honestly the best insult I've heard in ten years 🤣

[@kaileykitsune7272]

The level of excitement I feel when I see you've posted a new video, thank you Papa Tom ❤😂

[@99fruitbat94]

Totally baffled by what I am watching. Old lady who was just looking for ghost hunting videos 😂 Thanks You Tube for the recommendation ❤

[@marymaza2187]

Thank you for that opening line, Tom. I couldn't wait for you to tell me how undeserving I am.

[@bxnvrr763]

That's honestly my favorite part of his videos. I love hearing him say how worthless and undeserving I am

[@toxicallypink]

His shoulder shimmy adds days to my life

[@PoptropiCoffin]

every time you post a video within the last year that you’ve posted the previous one, i buy a new turtleneck

[@BeckywiseTheDancingClown]

Love when Tom shimmies his shoulders at me 😅