thank you so much for watching!! please tell me your halloween costume so I can block you if it’s embarrassing xx
@summerm491111 ай бұрын
mine was Pearl... from Pearl. dungarees version.
@loftw_11 ай бұрын
coraline. 😭
@6Shots_ofEspresso11 ай бұрын
beelzebub from good omens
@KevinCdva11 ай бұрын
I dressed up as my nonexistent will to live xx
@carelesscamel11 ай бұрын
Gothic mushroom 😔
@Kayawtiku11 ай бұрын
As someone on the spectrum, I feel like I should be offended by the kid having to fake Autism one, but the script and the delivery is so bad and funny that I just can't be. "He was fine before but after a car wreck he became autistic." Absolutely flawless writing. We stan.
@madmansami11 ай бұрын
no because this shit BAFFLES me. all of the autism videos. what on earth do neurotypicals think autism is?? 😭
@Bb___________11 ай бұрын
"do i have to act autistic again" is my new life motto
@bangitybangbabang11 ай бұрын
I'm not offended, I'm beyond shock that someone actually made this. I'm frozen in amazement
@sakurakiyori11 ай бұрын
@lovermutt7391 They may very well think it's the new socially tolerable way to shorthand a cognitive disability, or brain injury, with their limited set of jobbing actors. Me, I'll take my morality plays in the shape of Star Trek episodes, as is traditional.
@chikari12311 ай бұрын
@@Bb___________me everyday of my life
@claudiavinci635211 ай бұрын
tom what did we do to deserve so many uploads this year? we’re getting spoiled
@cceerrs11 ай бұрын
It's like bloody christmas came early up in here
@V.CatCroissant11 ай бұрын
Right!? I'm still reeling from his last sudden appearance.
@amyy80111 ай бұрын
Cost of livin crisis innit
@rickyspeople11 ай бұрын
Coffers emptied n it rustled him into action
@cceerrs11 ай бұрын
@@amyy801 PAHA innit
@odetoclear11 ай бұрын
" do i have to act autistic again?" is one of the lines of all time
@flippanties11 ай бұрын
The delivery was iconic honestly
@whatfunboystheyare11 ай бұрын
i giggled when he said that
@communistskeletonpiss11 ай бұрын
Me whenever I'm around my friends and im too exhausted to mask
@gemstar728611 ай бұрын
I never knew a channel so cringeyworthy existed.
@becp48811 ай бұрын
I know it's probably a typo but "is on of the lines of all time" is hilarious to me. Yes, it's definitely a line.
@ribenaaaaa11 ай бұрын
As a person with Autism can confirm I got it diagnosed after being hit by a car driven Tomorrow's Teaching entire crew packed in like clowns
@nootnewt932311 ай бұрын
Well no you’re only faking it bc your mom took a picture of your tiny dong and is threatening to send it to your friends if you don’t continue the act
@Margo_ladydeath11 ай бұрын
Omg same what a small world 😮
@mamawray11 ай бұрын
Sorry you had an accident, but on the bright side you're a math genius now! So, yay!
@platedlizard11 ай бұрын
Same except adhd
@Emmaem111Ай бұрын
@@platedlizard Depending on which side of your head you land really hard on, you’ll either get ADHD or Autism-if it’s the left side you’ll get Autism, if it’s the right side you’ll get ADHD, if it’s both, you get both! 👆😲👆
@bobanoda11 ай бұрын
I’m sorry but the “oh do I have to act autistic?” Took me the fuck out 😭😭😭
@marsgannon489111 ай бұрын
Me every time I tell someone I'm autistic and they say "no you're not!"
@anwyll92129 ай бұрын
me waking up in the morning
@vesperfromtheinternet558829 күн бұрын
what it's like to get a diagnosis and i am not even joking
@cutezerker11 ай бұрын
"If you're going to be poor at least be quiet" - Tom Harlock, 2023
@vornamenachname131911 ай бұрын
I am a Social worker and searching for a Motivation /Inspiration Quote for my Office room for month/a goooood year. I think i Finally found it 😍
@MagisterialVoyager11 ай бұрын
Same energy with Nicki Minaj's "Poor people should never laugh!" 💀
@sillygoose42011 ай бұрын
dhar mann himself has a distinctly haunting utter lack of charisma. he’s like an AI generated person
@m00nrac00n11 ай бұрын
Typical indian venture bro dude...SMILE, now give me your money. All shady buisness.
@rebecca_____11 ай бұрын
This is so true he seems so fake
@umairashraf516711 ай бұрын
@@m00nrac00nlol yup
@lapuchinet11 ай бұрын
“Becoming” autistic after a car accident is such a weird idea I can’t even imagine how someone came up with it, wrote it into a script and them filmed it…….these videos are just wrong on so many levels I can’t
@orangeants11 ай бұрын
To be fair the landlord just has to be a moron to believe it lol
@AnnaFuschiaScott11 ай бұрын
Tom Harlock - the true moral philosopher of KZbin
@madmansami11 ай бұрын
he's a bit fatphobic but he's got the spirit 😭
@mjg-9811 ай бұрын
@@madmansamihis inner edtwt girly was coming out again
@ZijnShayatanica9 ай бұрын
@@madmansamiAs a fatty, I cut him some slack. At least he only picks on fat people who have also done other horrendous shit. #problematicfave
@kittycattt9311 ай бұрын
"This is nerve-wracking, but I think it passes the bechdel test!" Im screaming lmfao 😂
@murdock991611 ай бұрын
@@Raya-ir4tmas a screenwriter it’s complete bullshit and is not a valid test on if the women in your script are well written. Birdemic passes the bechdel test.
@AleksandarBell11 ай бұрын
@@Raya-ir4tmwell it’s not a serious test used for anything, it’s a commentary on how when women are included in films, it tends to be them talking about men. It’s basically “wow Jesus, there’s a lot of films about men and the women in them also just talk about men”
@christalcavanaugh11 ай бұрын
@@Raya-ir4tmI joke about it all the time. “I think W.I.T.C.H. passed the Bechdel test!” “No they talk about her exes” “But it doesn’t say her exes are men!” 😂
@OuternetExplorer11 ай бұрын
"If you're gonna profit off of these morals, you need to at least give the people that are working underneath them the respect of what you're preaching" so well said
@t_ylr11 ай бұрын
The moral of so many of his videos is literally just, "Be nice to ppl cause it will benefit you in the long run". Which coincidentally is the Golden Rule for ppl who are dumb and selfish lol
@HitTheCoffee11 ай бұрын
The obscene amount of money I'd pay to watch Tom throttle Dhar mann would make Mr Beast blush
@kittycattt9311 ай бұрын
"Shocker...he's a landlord" lmfao 😂😂
@stacy50311 ай бұрын
Don't you people just feel great looking at Tom's handsome face?
@V.CatCroissant11 ай бұрын
Feeling great but unworthy. 😩🙏🏻
@ambiguousness11 ай бұрын
why do you write that like you're above us huh
@stacy50311 ай бұрын
@@ambiguousness what you on about darling? I love looking at him, cause he's handsome. And he knows that 😏
@ambiguousness11 ай бұрын
@@stacy503 ok but i think you're handsome too
@stacy50311 ай бұрын
@@ambiguousness aww thanks, you're handsome too 😊
@kateemma2211 ай бұрын
How dare you, Tom? Sssnipertwat also rocks up to people's homes if they call her a thief... she's multitalented!
@platedlizard11 ай бұрын
Thief AND stalker? Amazing talent, clearly this is someone KZbin needs to keep around
@umairashraf516711 ай бұрын
@@platedlizardnot to mention a copycat
@Jbeast3711 ай бұрын
“Alright Beth you can be poor but not naïve.” Truer words have never been spoken.
@melissarussell972311 ай бұрын
“If you’re gonna be poor, at least be quiet” will be my new motivational poster in my office at my banking job.
@mrspreminger11 ай бұрын
As an autistic person, can these people please leave us alone 😭
@potato-uj9dk11 ай бұрын
exactly.. we have a bad enough rep from organisations like autism speaks already
@justine838711 ай бұрын
As an autistic, it is our dream.
@ceezee5711 ай бұрын
Your name and pic is a whole mood i love preminger 😂
@umairashraf516711 ай бұрын
No we can't, sorry 😐
@Toywins9 ай бұрын
@@potato-uj9dkmom of three kiddos with autism here who also happens to very much dislike Autism Speaks... 😑💯
@Jay_one11 ай бұрын
Autism, now the same as cerebral palsy. 🎉
@MandyBean11 ай бұрын
Thank you! This guy has been shady for years now, glad some one is finally exposing his super illegal past…❤
@JamesStJake11 ай бұрын
« It’s not about what you have, it’s about what you have to do with what you haven’t got what you do » Inspiring words.
@charlirose723311 ай бұрын
my brain glitched a few times while I read this sentence haha
@lisah-p847411 ай бұрын
Can I get that on a coffee mug? (A really, really big mug so it will all fit. Obviously.)
@_melts11 ай бұрын
Seconded by "Don't bully the disabled in case you accidentally align their spine."
@kseniav58611 ай бұрын
I don't know why Tom shakes his shoulders like that but it makes me smile
@TaylorDDavis9711 ай бұрын
the irony of a man who drives a Lamborghini telling us "it's okay to be poor!" *eyeroll*
@twindrill285211 ай бұрын
You should’ve also mentioned that Sameer is legit trying to pull a Truman Show on his own young daughter. I’m not kidding.
@oscarguerrero17811 ай бұрын
What!?
@nerdquinn11 ай бұрын
Has anyone made a video about this??
@platedlizard11 ай бұрын
That’s just a normal family vlog 🙃
@TheKrazeeLadee11 ай бұрын
"Take your talent upwards and onwards, and we'll support you... well, for about a week." Tom speaks the words we are all so afraid to speak. He is the hero we don't deserve.
@MerlinTheBird11 ай бұрын
As someone with autism and a small knob, I do love faithful portrayals
@OscarFrosty8 ай бұрын
lol
@jng52522 ай бұрын
did you catch your autism in a car accident/j
@ela_toile11 ай бұрын
Lmao. When i was in elementary school, we had an english day at school, and we were supposed to dress up and have a costume contest. So I made my loch ness monster costume from scratch. I made a head out of a cardboard box, it had a moving jaw. And I had a blue cape to show the water. Looking back, it was a pretty impressive costume for an 11 year old. But this other girl won, and her parents just rented the costume 😂 My mom was pissed. Literally the opposite of Dhar Mann's story.
@tiredteen890610 ай бұрын
Props for the DIY regardless
@cuteincolour42897 ай бұрын
Especially funny cause Loch Ness is in Scotland not England.
@Tinamuhammed11 ай бұрын
Literally JUST sat down to eat dinner and needed a video to watch. Perfect 🤩
@kiera632611 ай бұрын
Literally in exactly the same boat lol
@novafinity496611 ай бұрын
Ohhhh i can't eat without youtube so this video came at the best time
@kendrashaaaa11 ай бұрын
I just turned off KZbin to find something on Netflix to watch until I got a notification to my phone and now I’m back on KZbin🤧✨
@Nuklav11 ай бұрын
Same! lol
@tobyc802211 ай бұрын
i just got on my break at work so its perfect timing
@ana_bananass11 ай бұрын
Honestly, a Tom Harlock video is just what I needed. A dear friend of mine died 3 days ago, just at the age of 19, so I'm glad he decided to spoil us with a video, even tho we absolutely do not deserve him. Thank you Thomas, I really appreciate your existence ❤
@comenerdwithme334611 ай бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss thoughts and love sent your way ❤️
@MB777U11 ай бұрын
@shelikestuff11 ай бұрын
So sorry honey ❤ it’s so hard when we lose ppl young..
@mydarkterrors11 ай бұрын
i'm so sorry, all the best to you and everyone who is also grieving ❤
@ana_bananass11 ай бұрын
@comenerdwithme3346 thank you so much I really appreciate it 💗
@tams520411 ай бұрын
16:52 love how she just flashes absolutely everyone with a piece of paper with BETH written with massive letters seconds before pretending she didn’t and announcing it lmao
@sephirothswh0re59811 ай бұрын
People really looked at this man and really thought he wouldn't be shady💀. Man is giving, the Nigerian prince of moral philosophy.
@bclaire391511 ай бұрын
The rage in me when she literally shows the card that just says “Beth” at 16:51. I have low expectations and this still let me down.
@chloekathleen11 ай бұрын
After last months video, I had truly prepared for radio silence for ATLEAST 2-3 months.. then what do I see? Not JUST a new upload BUT a video reading Dhar Mann to FILTH?! Thankyou, Mr. Harlock, hearing you rip that man to shreds has made my evening in a way that NOTHING else could have. 😂🤣🖤🖤
@megboyd260911 ай бұрын
"-just going to be loud and wrong?" has the energy of 100 righteous mothers and I love it. xD
@enjisilverstone-nolongerac75338 ай бұрын
“So you see” That’s his way of justifying bs with a sobstory
@cannibalquinn11 ай бұрын
insulted us in the first twelve seconds, i think that’s a new record! ❤️
@klutziez311 ай бұрын
Thank you for making a video without a schedule. We are just here for the taking ❤️
@kittycattt9311 ай бұрын
"I felt like I was doing community service myself" 😂😂
@caffeinefiend372011 ай бұрын
"you'll never have to act autistic again!" Please help, I'm cracking up and I can't get down 😂😂
@Iainey11 ай бұрын
“you’re not just changing lives, you’re making wanna end it” 🤣🤣🤣
@mjthomasjohansen11 ай бұрын
As a lesbian “I’m 6’1 and full of hate” really did something for me. Tom is the 1% people. Plus he’s gorgeous, intelligent and VERY humble 😮💨
@catsplat127211 ай бұрын
He'd look good in a skirt
@mjthomasjohansen11 ай бұрын
@@catsplat1272 aye 🤝🏻
@ceezee5711 ай бұрын
@@catsplat1272Shush man
@TheSunshineghost11 ай бұрын
The only problem with your chaotic upload schedule is that I forget the immense power of your dry wit and end up with coffee in my nose while I’m watching. Thanks for the laughs Tom!
@wingsofhope211 ай бұрын
Can't believe Beth the Bum put her dad on blast like that. Honey, you don't need to announce to the student body that you're poor!
@anastacialeon283011 ай бұрын
“You got my jacket wet BETH!”😅 I thought that little girl cussed her out at first
@kendrashaaaa11 ай бұрын
One thing ab me is imma always get hype when Tom Harlock uploads 😭❤️✨
@Sharkyyo_o11 ай бұрын
This is like the Final boss of drama channels . You have it all , quality humor and relatability 😭 we don’t get that many uploads but it’s worth the wait
@RHBR0111 ай бұрын
4:35 That escalation right there, Tom has eight kids and they're all in the walls 🤣🤣
@whitneydouglas479411 ай бұрын
I was shoving a hamburger into my mouth while Tom was saying that I have no manners and make him sick... best timing, ever.
@SniperNurse-m7x11 ай бұрын
I adore Mr. Harlock! So glacially witty and easy on the eyes. Thank you for the video, Dhar Man is coasting off of busy moms and auto play, which is a very smart business plan it seems. Always good seeing you ❤
@Kriseiri11 ай бұрын
how can Tomberly Harlock be both so articulate and handsome
@kittycattt9311 ай бұрын
We're being blessed this year from the amount of content you've posted! 😂💞
@itsrachel439611 ай бұрын
14 seconds ago tom if u see this come home the kids miss u
@tom_harlock11 ай бұрын
well I don’t miss them !!!
@TheCrazyMango8211 ай бұрын
I don’t have notifications on for this channel, and yet I always come across his videos within the first 30 mins of posting 😂😂😂 my algorithm knows me so well
@aishafreestyleable11 ай бұрын
I understand whats it like to be a struggling actor, but damn after getting the script for some of these I would have walked out. 😅
@lisahoshowsky425111 ай бұрын
Me: do I really want to watch another video covering Dhar Mann? Sees it’s by Tom Harlock Me: well you know when Toms covering something you stop everything and watch
@enolahazza362911 ай бұрын
a new tom harlock post is better than christmas.
@lovee1711 ай бұрын
Tom doesn’t bully, he ✨motivates✨
@tiarabelle615511 ай бұрын
Oh Tom. I love your vids. Satire done well a rarity these days and yours always make me smile and LoL
@princessfetus11 ай бұрын
imagine being in a production that is going to make dhar MILLIONS but you go home barely able to pay rent.
@GenevieveDarcy11 ай бұрын
You have blessed us so graciously this year gorgeous❤
@Morbinonit11 ай бұрын
Settling down with a blanket and a warm drink to watch tom flay the man
@andrewandrewandrewandrewandrew11 ай бұрын
“My dad… found me a cardboard box… to use as me basket.” OH SO SHE’S GEORDIE NOW.
@chikari12311 ай бұрын
“Do I have to act autistic again” he just like me fr
@LM-sr5jb11 ай бұрын
Love that the teacher accidentally showed the piece of paper with Beth’s name on it at 16:50
@KaneAndPia11 ай бұрын
‘Buried in the floor’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@theespartanff318811 ай бұрын
Your telling me the person preaching at me about being a good person isn't actually a good person? Who'd a thought it
@b2trappy88811 ай бұрын
Looking scrumptious as always Tom, love the new background.
@EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK11 ай бұрын
I am absolutely blessed to be seeing your face so much this year 🤩
@smol_hamster_11 ай бұрын
"Do I have to act autistic again" is me when someone tells me "you dont look autistic"
@CONANSTARMAKEUPP11 ай бұрын
I thought I would have to re watch your old videos for at least another 3 months but a new video
@shaynnasibeon638411 ай бұрын
I love waking up in the morning to a new Tom Harlock video
@laurengibbs694011 ай бұрын
“Don’t beat up the disabled because you might realign their spine? That’s my evening plans out the window” I’ve been laughing at that one line for way too fucking long
@imemotionallystable710911 ай бұрын
ur active era gives me life
@GriethDay11 ай бұрын
Thank for exposing the cringe that is Dhar Mann.
@sherlock_11 ай бұрын
"It's not about what you have. It's about what you have to do with what you haven't got what you do. I love it!" Amazing 😂
@onewithdinosaurz11 ай бұрын
Father Tom has blessed me so much this year
@laurenhw198811 ай бұрын
Is Tom available for hire? I want him to do the eulogy at my funeral and absolutely roast me.
@lizardbreathbiz98811 ай бұрын
The way Dhar Mann talks makes me wanna rip my hair out
@panicatthedisco72711 ай бұрын
You kill me! I needed this.🤗
@lableurose174711 ай бұрын
Tom dropping a video once a month like a boss 😂 highlight of my year
@EllieC13011 ай бұрын
I can't fucking believe I had to hear the line "you never have to act autistic again" with my own two ears outside of a South Park episode.
@aircastles101311 ай бұрын
Tom you goddamn legend, what a great way to start a Saturday work day. You and your sarcastic pretty face! 😂
@AgenMerlin11 ай бұрын
Your videos are always so funny, I love it. ❤
@ratsoup413411 ай бұрын
Glad to see you're doing well tom. Looking stunning as usual bbz xxxxxx
@rawtomic11 ай бұрын
thank you snide british man a post from you always makes me so hjappy
@theterribleturnip11 ай бұрын
I was just thinking about you yesterday. Feeling blessed 🙏 😇
@sleepyemployee9210 ай бұрын
The shoulder wiggles omg
@katiestock202711 ай бұрын
Tom the black outfit and dark background make your beauty pop
@marymaza218711 ай бұрын
"Say it how it is and I might respect you... Well, I won't."
@dragongirl649211 ай бұрын
My Halloween costume is the grim reaper, it’s timeless, recognizable and quite scary. Memento mori!
@999murimdumplings11 ай бұрын
As someone with asd i can confirm thats totally how i act ever since the car accident
@Sandra-zu4ff11 ай бұрын
As an autistic person who was also killed by a zombie, this seems pretty accurate
@elinlock846011 ай бұрын
calling someone a 'syllable' is honestly the best insult I've heard in ten years 🤣
@kaileykitsune727211 ай бұрын
The level of excitement I feel when I see you've posted a new video, thank you Papa Tom ❤😂
@99fruitbat9411 ай бұрын
Totally baffled by what I am watching. Old lady who was just looking for ghost hunting videos 😂 Thanks You Tube for the recommendation ❤
@marymaza218711 ай бұрын
Thank you for that opening line, Tom. I couldn't wait for you to tell me how undeserving I am.
@bxnvrr76311 ай бұрын
That's honestly my favorite part of his videos. I love hearing him say how worthless and undeserving I am
@toxicallypink11 ай бұрын
His shoulder shimmy adds days to my life
@PoptropiCoffin11 ай бұрын
every time you post a video within the last year that you’ve posted the previous one, i buy a new turtleneck