The Diaper Spa | The Tim Dillon Show

[@paulfroelich1024]

I ran five miles this morning, went on a Bumble coffee date (she didn't like me), ate two Whataburger Breakfast sandwiches, and now Timothy drops an episode. Life In The Big City.

[@funkk]

We wish her well.

[@johnnyw8384]

Winning

[@milesbronson-in9ts]

She don’t even like herself

[@hihihihihello]

Good thing she spared you

[@scottthompson3493]

We wish you well, it’s a real knife fight out there.

[@guyfawkes8384]

Tim ranting about the collapse of society is one of the last things that brings me joy.

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

It’s why we’re all here, friend.

[@Bob-ir4lr]

*only. Fixed it

[@crazycasy]

Would you rather listen to the band play as the titanic goes down or Tim spittin... Tim all the way..lol

[@theman946]

If you gotta go...go with a smile.

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

@@crazycasy Tim is the band to our titanic of a culture

[@anthonyrotola9905]

Nothing quite like a Tim Dillon rant to pick you up & start your weekend off right.

[@moneyallspent7117]

😂 I just got bitched out by my boomer mom over the phone. Great timing! 👍

[@RoAchKIlLAx420]

My thoughts exactly as I setup for my 10 year olds b day party

[@peachmelba1000]

Nothing like 2 feet of snow overnight to force my workplace to close, and I get this podcast, too.

[@jg7535]

I was gonna sleep in but now I'm lookin for an eight ball! 🇺🇸

[@shubuua]

Playing car racing games with my brother cause he’s wife is working and he’s kids are at other people house. Haven’t done this in months

[@akshayysinngh]

Props to Tim for recreating Ben's laughter in the back using AI.

[@isaactuuri6488]

you said it

[@Херменаутичар]

One day , Tim Dillon's podcasts will be studied as a perfect chronicles of America's demise.

[@houseofhas9355]

😂😂😂

[@goldman4492]

By the chinese

[@maxmeeks9910]

Yes. And, if you'd like book form, look up my stuff.

[@JesseSlaughter]

Or…or, and hear me out, as the solution

[@8thlvlMage]

That's the kind of optimism society needs. You're assuming humanity doesn't obliterate itself or destroy the atmosphere to the point the planet is uninhabitable. You're doin good, kid.

[@matt984]

“Taylor Swift is the new President!” Exclaimed Tim Dillon as I drank my warm gin cocktail while eating Cheetos and watching the new season of love on the spectrum shortly before the incoming barrage of nuclear missiles obliterated me.

[@jaynegaston55]

What a way to go

[@fancypants90210]

Hell of a way to go!

[@nickuva6508]

You should be comedian you are funnier than real comedian alive

[@mikemichaels2914]

I could think of worse ways to go

[@mindsigh4]

​@@nickuva6508 like Godzilla

[@hjv7121]

That music sounds like an audio representation of schizophrenia 😂

[@nexusobserve]

can confirm, sounds like my head

[@themisinglink7932]

I have schizophrenia can confirm its hilariously close

[@Seewhathappens101]

Yeah sounds about right, give him the booty juice

[@herbythechef7624]

I thought that especially about the 2nd track

[@williambartholmey5946]

@@herbythechef7624 For sure the second one, ngl tho, the first one had me a bit intrigued.

[@jektonoporkins5025]

The image of some poor migrant having to swaddle a 40 year old man in a diaper and tell him nursery rhymes is taking me out. Bloody hilarious.

[@NotDr.Evil137]

I was smiling at work like a fool 😂

[@gforce9596]

5:40 I would actually really enjoy listening to Dillon ranting about Greek mythology

[@whendays659]

Same

[@gforce9596]

"Icarus and Daedalus, a father and son imprisoned on the island of Crete, invented wings coated with wax to escape. .....what kind of Florida meth head inventor was Daedalus?? Waxed wings. " Etc. you can imagine it

[@2010kgurl]

Justin Mohn is the music your mom listened to in the psych facility while getting inspiration for her paintings.

[@hellraisincraisin]

Not Timothy starting off the pod with a murderous son’s hot tracks 🤣

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Crap, I completely missed that!

[@birdie12345]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mizzop]

That's what that was??😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eyoung1683]

That was a catchy rapp trek

[@evanfuller6538]

Good catch I missed it and it's even funnier holy crap

[@gianna757]

I am CRYING at your Mike Vigliano impression 😂😂😂😂😂😂 as an Italian that is spot on

[@zachhiebbner]

I look forward to tim dillion podcasts every week more than any holiday

[@jennycoyle8204]

Same 😂😂😂

[@morningstar9233]

I'm on holiday. Told my co workers I'm going hiking. In reality I'll be home watching Tim's back catalogue.

[@mike20855]

*dillon

[@dre009]

as i sit and shit, our Father has returned.

[@cbasbwoyETP]

synced up like these hos #footlongsubs

[@dre009]

@@cbasbwoyETPagreed

[@HawaiiSustainable]

Shit…me too

[@Dane121180]

Me too

[@dertythegrower]

Ironically.. you would not be sitting doing that if you went to the famous spa he talks about 😅

[@iamkitty31]

First 30 seconds of this podcast is my energy for 2024 thank u Timmy

[@dertythegrower]

Yikes. At first I thought it was a joke and was thinking (no joke) I wonder when tim will talk about taylor swift on this one? Took literally one second after intro 😅

[@presterjohn1697]

Tim, Timmy.....TIMMAY

[@cs1991_]

​@@dertythegrower😊

[@Heikin-Ashi-Larry]

Tim Dillon is the TOP G!! And maybe a bottom G all at the same time..

[@bieberbazzejunge]

he‘s bottom for sure

[@miroirs-jumeaux]

He’s a side, and I’m here for it

[@mutestingray]

@@miroirs-jumeauxI can’t believe an actual gay is here

[@Mizikame]

@@miroirs-jumeaux If someone is a bottom & a top.. Would they be called Ambisextrous?

[@fthisjob6676]

Tim claims verse, but loves pigging out on bottom. Yes or yes?

[@juanguillermorecarte3727]

Never in a million I would’ve expected Tim to mention San Pedro Sula,Honduras. Shoutout Tim from San Pedro!

[@GUITARTIME2024]

Dangerous place, I hear. Be safe.

[@InteristaS5]

VIVA HONDURAS 🇭🇳🇭🇳🇭🇳

[@Wulfgeir]

I love that he uploads on the weekends when so many others do not.

[@zap4264]

Tim has a podcast that I've continued to follow. Many comedy podcasts got old and tiring but he's always delivered the greatest time.

[@MrHerbyHowell1]

Getting married today and I specifically saved this pod for when we're all getting ready My entire family thinks I'm insane except the ones from Long Island. To them "he sounds kinda like Vivian's son from down by the train station. You know, the big boy with the drugs problem that works for a hedge fund." This is going to be the best day of my life.

[@Propaganda79]

Tim is one of the greatest social commentators we have today

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

This is a certified Gilbert Goons squad classic

[@thefightingphysicist3743]

Think we can all appreciate how open and willing Tim always is to elevate other artists. Really just so incredible. 🙏🏻

[@brooksjenkins7851]

Tim is my Therapy

[@jennycoyle8204]

Same 🥹

[@caddyshack68]

He’s got 4 homes but deserves 8 just fyi.

[@jennycoyle8204]

@@caddyshack68 agreed 🙌

[@peboblank2786]

Amen

[@goldman4492]

Migrants at the diaper spa would be mumbling to themselves "God is dead" in spanish

[@Eggs-fq8ps]

😂😂😂

[@Ksaund3]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@blindthrall]

Dio es muerte!

[@butragenjo007]

​@@blindthrallFlores Para Los Muertos

[@Ignaciombr]

"Dios esta muerto" is the correct translation.

[@B-Nice]

Levittown is right around the corner from the lovely PARX Casino where Tim has graced us with his presence. 🙏

[@TheSpeakeasily]

I was feeling pretty down today but I remembered King Pig uploads soon. Filling up my Burger King cup with cheap wine, and continuing on the good fight. 💪🏻

[@deigamohamed707]

❤

[@bakoboyo138]

Wow. We are so much alike it's scary. We must never meet...

[@TheSpeakeasily]

@@bakoboyo138 Agreed. It could be catastrophic. Apocalyptic even. Have a good life bakoboyo138 I wish you well.

[@mikemichaels2914]

I Can't differentiate between cheap and expensive wine apart from having more change from my $50 to buy BK

[@runswithraptors]

👑🐖

[@busplunger]

"How bad is the country right now just give it to her" 2024!!!

[@rock3tcatU233]

As a North African I appreciate Tim warning me about the state of the US. As a result I've decided to migrate to the safer and saner country of Ecuador.

[@shakinbottles]

Ide stay where you are and be a warlord

[@rock3tcatU233]

@@shakinbottles I tried to overthrow the government of Congo, our attempt was foiled. Please send help.

[@shakinbottles]

@@rock3tcatU233 mark your coordinates via smoke signals we will send backup ASAP, do not tell them anything.

[@shakinbottles]

@@rock3tcatU233 sending backup now, create a smoke signal to mark your status, May the lord be with you. Don't tell the enemy anything.

[@rock3tcatU233]

@@shakinbottles 👍👍

[@RMHVids]

u know you’re way beyond being chronically online when u instantly recognize the artist of the song at the beginning lmao

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

“Artist”

[@TheBigTuna12]

Oh my lord

[@dertythegrower]

anime does that to a lot of adults... its sad and pitiful

[@drowningmonday4374]

I love Saturdays now since I found this podcast

[@HeavyHeartsShow]

Mike Figgliatta needs to be a recurring character lol

[@dertythegrower]

perfect character voice.. as soon as i heard the name i thought of a mustached pizza guy in brooklyn

[@sammys3269]

From Northern Gaza… Tim gives me a reason to carryon 🤝

[@sammys3269]

Wish me well folks

[@canadaball603]

Careful. It’s a knife fight out there!

[@ig1243]

Life in the big city

[@Freemouse159]

Keep fighting, Tay Tay has your back ❤

[@user-ww8nz5oo2l]

he give me reasons to crayon

[@BobbyHiII]

Tim’s looking positively vibrant !

[@jaynegaston55]

When our world burns, Tim burns brighter. Every time

[@rlesko56]

Tim Dillon is a master of his craft.

[@jayweiss4378]

Imagine working behind the bar and Tim is there drinking and talking to you like this! Cheers to that 😂

[@Phillies2008dtb]

Tim is the only person who I will listen to their ads

[@ExtendedRelease]

Perfect for my Saturday after breakfast nap.

[@buckfiden607]

Currently, this the best rant on the internet. I wish you well, Tim.

[@trombonetimo]

It has now become my mission to make Tim know I'm actually his biggest fan. Where's the trombone episode Tim? WHERE IS IT!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!

[@BaDAiR647]

Tim is my favorite voice of reason. Best part of my day.

[@jennfischer959]

The shitty diaper situation is the perfect manifestation of what is going on in the white house right now

[@8thlvlMage]

Meanwhile Trump actually wore diapers and was proud he passed the dementia test no one told him was actually a dementia test.

[@blindthrall]

Not true, the proprietor clearly said there were no perverts in her establishment.

[@joshlovescotch]

​@@8thlvlMagemad cuz u voted for a pedo 😆

[@Loooeeeeeee3674]

@@8thlvlMage rent free

[@burnttoast9890]

​@@8thlvlMage Cope harder

[@burgesj7]

TIM IS FUQN BACK BABY! This is a huge hit buddy

[@shred1]

I come here for all my sandwich making tips. He is right about that winter tomato and the lettuce just making it slide apart.

[@jennycoyle8204]

The utter joy of getting a Tim on a Saturday evening instead of 3 am 🎉

[@adoormarkedpirate378]

28:49 Tim out here solving the migrant crisis 😂

[@ZWRIGHT_22]

Lowkey sneaking that Justin Mohn intro in before the Taylor bit is craaazyy 👀👀🤣

[@derek_underwood]

This man's "full circle-back conclusions" are fantastic.

[@1111awake]

Weeks seem to drag now that the highlight of my weekend is your podcast.

[@PCWeedWitch]

this literally sounds like a South Park episode we are now in South Park IRL

[@ironferret]

“Phil, fill your diaper!” 😂

[@peterschmidt2092]

You're my favorite diverse LGBT podcaster. Disney should hire you.

[@shhh9038]

Tim built like a stick of butter promoting a meal prep service is hilarious 🤣

[@ksb1464]

I live in Topeka and Tim is sooo spot on!!! Haven’t laughed that hard in awhile…bravo Tim!

[@Calliejthacker12]

How you’re not sponsored by Polo RL is wild.

[@dertythegrower]

Because they are too broke to afford Tim.. so they went with Johnny Depp

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

It’s fake business

[@HarmlessComment]

I actually have thought about this a lot and even daydream about a Tim Dillon and Ralph Lauren photoshoot. Tim should be serious and look distinguished like a rich NY businessman. Honestly Tim could clean up very nicely for a photoshoot and I 100% think he would knock it out of the park!

[@Digitalgirl.mp3]

Tim is a wild card, you know ralph lauren wants quiet, americana, silent luxury ass people 😂😂

[@jacksonscofield7809]

@@Digitalgirl.mp3dude lives not too far from me, can confirm!

[@foxxywolfe]

I live in Topeka and he hit the nail on the head 😂😂😂

[@judypratt2868]

Pamper themselves , puns the highest level of language.

[@sambino2726]

I love the way Tim dances in the beginning

[@amgofficial7791]

wth?!😂😂😂 s/o "Justin mohn" and Philadelphia 🎶🎶🎶😂😂😂omg, Tim... ur tireless work never ends...✌🏾 Happy Black History Month, Chat👋🏾

[@dertythegrower]

miss... those are actual songs by that dude 🤐

[@NickElliott-xn4bg]

Massive respect from New Zealand Tim you are incredible man.

[@John.3]

Diaper spa bit killed me

[@Eggs-fq8ps]

The diaper spa part got me 😂

[@AndrewFerguson1]

Holy shit I’m from Kansas City and one time in High School my class went to Topeka Kansas to visit the capitol. I was genuinely befuddled by how absolutely depressing that shithole ghosttown fat festival was. The funniest thing was there actually was one last Pizza Hut I went to that was completely barren😂 fuck that place

[@thecat3507]

Same for Tallahassee as a Floridian...

[@danielmathews4926]

I’m stressed and grateful for you Tim 😊

[@RJones-es7ur]

Tim's Italian impressions always kill me 😂

[@elgrifolorian]

Tim Dillon for president

[@stevenc5526]

Saw your autograph in a local restaurant, Fullerton, CA. You’re everywhere.

[@HawaiiSustainable]

Like those old credit card slogans Tim, he’s everywhere you want to be

[@dertythegrower]

the owner just got a bunch of imitation signatures off those odd dark web auctions.

[@stevenc5526]

@@dertythegrowerNah. It’s not far from Brea Improv. Legit.

[@stevengrabo]

@@stevenc5526what restaurant? I saw Timmy D at the Brea improv

[@SconnerStudios]

This means Tim has officially made it. I hope some day a local restaurant has my autograph hanging up, and not just because I knowingly write bad checks.

[@FULLMETALCOUCH]

*Guy takes his diaper off to shit in a toilet* Everyone else: “You’re making us uncomfortable…”

[@krinniv7898]

Tim mentioning BH Cracked Pepper Turkey made me a follower for life

[@JesseSlaughter]

Tim Dillon instead of pointing blame on the boarder like everyone in congress and administration, is being a true patriot and solving the really tough problems of America

[@gijoey5912]

Great show in St Louis last night, Tim! I laughed so hard I might have a hernia.

[@Eolithmusic]

The diaper spa is literally Tim and Eric's episode of Bedtime Stories, Be A Baby!

[@tatshuga89]

Tim with the upload on Saturday morning- way better than cartoons! 😃😄

[@miroirs-jumeaux]

If you just listen to the audio and use your imagination, this *is* a cartoon.

[@PocketSandMan]

I recently made a change that was a big net positive in my life. I stopped buying plastic jugs of water. I got some big half gallon mason jars and I take the water out of my dehumidifier and pour that through active carbon, now I have free clean plastic free water! I compared it to some of the water out of the jug and you wouldn't even know that you're drinking plastic water but you can taste the difference when you have some clean water. Pro tip buy stainless steel silicone lids for the jars

[@berniekatzroy]

Uncle Tim bringing us weekly report.

[@lebumjames1373]

Tim fully embracing the role of the single, recently-divorced rich aunt is truly inspiring.

[@berniekatzroy]

@@lebumjames1373 indeed

[@pucz8215]

It was good to see Tim on Theon’s podcast and realizing he can still be funny but just not on his own podcast lol

[@DMTrance87]

Just watched his hilarious special 'A Real Hero' and felt compelled to stand up for Little Caesars after hearing his, admittedly funny, bit about them. They work with local food banks and each store donates all leftovers every single night to those in need. They have one of the lowest food waste percentages of any fast food chain. It's a pretty well kept secret cuz they're just trying to do a good deed behind the scenes without seeking any recognition. Altruism at its best. Just wanted to throw that out into the interwebs. Thank you for reading this.

[@Lime_Fairy.]

I would like to see Tim speak about Greek mthology 😂😂

[@johnobrien7374]

Missed the notif but my algo knows to put Tim up top!!

[@goldman4492]

Tim should run for president on the fake business platform

[@LetMeCook86]

…and we’re back to hat and glasses, with low lighting. This should be fun “TO WATCH!”

[@JonoPaltin]

Just sat down to relax and Tim drops in

[@evankirchmer]

He makes some good points about the lettuce, it can make the patty slide off the bun 💔

[@PhonyPepperoni]

49:55 Thank you for your brave statements Tim

[@businessbuilder92]

"He aint packing heat" 😅

[@evaswritingvault3066]

New show! Where is my glass of wine!! 🍷

[@dertythegrower]

Tim with two motherly black women replies in a row from the midwest states... gold. Would have never guessed, cheers.

[@evaswritingvault3066]

@@dertythegrower Wisconsin goes hard for Timmy and his sunshades!

[@kenw8875]

“old new york was once new amsterdam”…. 🎼

[@jesseb4life]

The mike vigliotta bit made me laugh so hard that I almost crashed my Amazon van, holy shit.

[@jeremyogrizovich3247]

This could be Tim’s best work

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

The feeling when you get in your car to go somewhere and see Timmy uploaded…..👌

[@izzya8116]

“What happened to feet? You can’t just lick a toe?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wrollins1984]

Love this man!

[@theshauneallanshow]

Super classic! Tim Dillon speaking only truths about the greatest place on Earth!

[@grantmarion5208]

I come for the news headlines but I STAY for the food commentary.

[@xdirtydozenx3635]

Half an hour on migrants at diapers spa is what I needed this morning.

[@ruimatos46]

I laughed so hard with this one! It realy is the downfall of the civilization, but Tim is helping us to go out with a bang.

[@damiens6465]

If someone’s 32 making music in their bedroom at their Dad’s house, I’d call that a red flag.

[@BoxheadHakx]

Good call. He got arrested for killing his Dad and posting it to KZbin

[@ReallyBama]

18:42 😂 a literal knee slapper 🦵👋

[@stevenkaz28]

Ahhhh yes. Another tim dillon hour to kill more time at work.

[@zakadams762]

Nothing quite like a local hero in the arts