A Job Is A Job | The Tim Dillon Show

[@scottforster8361]

There is nobody even close to Timmy’s level when it comes to solo podcasting

[@gas-vc2zo]

Theo maybe

[@RoyalFizzbin]

Most are tough to listen to when they’re the only one mic’d.

[@j.b.7133]

Bill Burr.

[@rods5569]

Burr is pretty damn good. And Alex Jones, whether you like what he does or you hate it, he is the best at whatever you call what he does. Overall Dillon is #1 though.

[@Harry-ys7br]

@@gas-vc2zoup there

[@Antonez01]

I’m a 53 year old gay disabled mother of 4. Thank you Tim for bravely towing your bentley and warning us of the Venezuelans. Hero 🇺🇸🦅

[@JohnceeGumbo]

Sarcasm?

[@systemicsystems703]

As white raked through the coals' divorced Dad. No, it's not sarcasm. It's truth! Why? You got answer?

[@katdog9786]

52 Whhite Beeach. No worries. My concern within first minute is the tell of the said Bentley. Seems almost old now. Carry on Timmy D

[@dertythegrower]

Nonsense above. All of it.

[@emanuelpetre5491]

We wish you well

[@Alexis_-_]

Michelle Obama doing the Tracy Chapman Fast Car lyrics as a speech is perfect 😂

[@wcstults]

It works so well it might happen.

[@tmacfan824]

When I found out Fast Car was sung by a black woman I really had to sit down and look at myself in the mirror...

[@wronggg]

​@@tmacfan824I thought Tracey Chapman was a gay man.

[@ScottyDoesntKnow69]

@@wrongggwell if Michael gets elected it will be mandatory for everyone to be gay and for every child to be transitioned

[@deigamohamed707]

😂😂

[@PhillA397]

Tim saying “China China ! Putin is your ally” to his adopted Asian god child sent me through the roof laughing 😂😂😂

[@dyyylllaannn]

He did this bit during his live set and it was truly fucking hilarious. He added a severely autistic nonverbal daughter to the mix for flavor

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

" Pour out some hot tub water for Matthew Perry" 😂 Tim the best 🤣🤣🤣

[@lazylion420]

like a fat man to the fridge, Tim simply cannot drop anything at 3AM without waking up the whole house

[@benshaw2306]

That's beautiful

[@CHAVABRUHH1]

After the club watching Tim Dillon at 4:20 am. Life’s good.

[@TurkeyCreekjackjohnson_]

Shut up

[@Mr_Boifriend]

Paradise

[@Maddy-cy9fu]

Felt

[@noahbaird1901]

There goes my hero

[@cipherviper]

Tears of joy!!😹

[@robertdouglas7460]

Never thought for one minute id be listening like a small child as a middle aged queen screams at the moon for over an hour a week. Every week. Well done tim . Best one man poscast in the world

[@canwesayit1967]

😂😂majorly underrated comment should be top

[@ljragsandfeathers]

😂😂😂❤

[@taturay]

Only Alex Jones can rant like Tim and hold a entire podcast by itself 😂

[@HermanTheThird]

I'm amazed of the level of comedy judo that Tim demonstrates. He just takes horror and feelings of helplessness, and smashes them to the ground into a pile of giggles. Better than therapy.

[@SurfingBoulder]

I think its more of a freudian slip and fall off the stairmaster onto a Dennys tremendous 12

[@maticbukovac6966]

You said it!!! Better than therapy!!

[@pearz420]

Therapy is a racket.

[@vaughncollins1386]

I am truly disturbed a Bentley wouldn’t have a spare tire. I was gonna buy one tomorrow morning but forget it!

[@ms-jl6dl]

No he was to lazy.

[@jackrubysflowers]

He should've bought a Syatt-ley

[@aaabbbccc985]

My old boss bought a $130k Porsche. This was about 10 years ago. He bragged and bragged on that car. Always wanted to take us for a ride in it to lunch or whatever. One day, coming into work, he got a flat about 1 mile from work. The car didn't have a spare tire, so he had to stand on the side of the road for almost an hour while everyone coming into work saw him stranded, lol.

[@vaughncollins1386]

@@aaabbbccc985 My comment was tongue in cheek but at the same time I really couldn’t believe there wasn’t a spare in a luxury car. I didn’t know it’s so common with luxury vehicles.

[@aaabbbccc985]

@vaughncollins1386 I guess it makes sense in a way. If you have that much money to spend on a car, you're probably not changing a tire yourself anyway. Might as well save that space for more trunk space or mechanical placement for more high tech bells and whistles.

[@buckfiden607]

This country is so insane right now, I can’t believe how much I need to watch this man talk for an hour… just so I can keep going.

[@manbearpig7521]

❤

[@manbearpig7521]

Is that true about Tucker and CIA or did Putin see it on TikTok.

[@TheJulesfoote]

Amen, brother.

[@reidsimonson]

We let it become this. Everyone gave an inch until it became a foot until it became a mile.

[@Unanythang]

As a half black man, hearing Tim rant about Michelle Obama doing an African dance has me laughing so hard it is making it difficult to breathe.

[@notstretch]

your other half is rioting

[@Unanythang]

@@notstretch my other half has a little penis and loves kimchi

[@scrotusmaximus3043]

Do you celebrate February for half the month?

[@Maidthatkoolaid]

Which half is black; top or bottom? Asking for a friend

[@keatonjorgensen8793]

KZbin is gay and deletes my comments

[@OlgaTiger1]

As a Russian expat in UK , i really enjoy his non traditional satire on Russia/Ukraine issue. Its not excusing but refreshing at the same time. Also its very interesting to learn about US politics outside mainstream shit we get shovsd down our throats here. And also makes me really really warm up to americans , if there is TIm, there are other thinking people there and it gives me hope for the future . If only humour could stop the wars. I hope it will one day. 🙏

[@rteezy5683]

i truly hope your podcast is gonna be a radiostation in the new GTA6 next year 😂😂😂

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

An Alex Jones parody yeah, but they played him even more over the top lol.

[@jakestanton4036]

Please make a Tim Dillon radio station on GTA6!!! Even if it’s expensive dlc

[@ericdistefano3810]

My new favorite get back. A great way to say F.U. “I’m aware”😂

[@Ken.Alexander]

TIM DILLON 2024. Wish him well. As he swings the golf club

[@cpreid]

🏌️‍♂️

[@ericmartin1245]

44:10 him telling his god son to watch the Tucker Carlson episode with Putin killed me 😂

[@reforcedrs]

"putin is your ally!" lol that had me dead

[@seblegraham7021]

This dropping midnight of my birthday feels like a gift from the universe. Thank you, love 💕

[@MrPhanthom86]

Happy Birthday :)

[@Botchedtoeknife]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[@Mannydamon]

All you need is cake 🎂 🥮 🍥! Happy Birthday 🎉

[@sapitage9905]

West coast? 🧐

[@seblegraham7021]

@@MrPhanthom86thank you so much 🥹

[@j.lsherrer5370]

Omg! The “Fast Car” bit had me in actual fuckin tears! 🤣 Laughed so hard I scared my damn dog! 😂 Another Dillon comedy gem! 💎

[@tonyb9560]

When Putins Bentley breaks down in Harlem he wants the Venezuelans to come . It makes him feel alive again.

[@Despised_Pharaoh]

When it comes to the Venezuelan organized crime family, Tim is the one who is quietly pulling the strings. The Bentley served as a cover story while he collected his cut.

[@billyjean5934]

Life in the big city!

[@pedrosolitario6532]

Makes perfect sense as to why the cops scrammed as soon as he showed up.

[@zaycad215]

Joey Diaz on the walkie talkie giving orders in spanish

[@cb3648]

He's like Hesh on the Sopranos, or possible Robert DiBernardo of the Gambino family.

[@natemarx4999]

Tim Dillon is a heroic gay man.

[@tommyboi0]

He really is my fat hero

[@BigShaneGillis]

As if being a heroic man wasn’t gay enough

[@GriseldaBSF410]

He is the North star of gay men

[@ericgrenda2450]

There really is some prophetic stuff laced in the rants sometimes 🤌

[@GriseldaBSF410]

​@BigShaneGillis you beat me to it

[@wonderbucket1242]

My favorite part of the Interview was when Putin said, "It was not Russia that blew up the Nordstrom pipeline, it was you!"... and then Tucker says, "I was busy that day" 😂😂

[@justkidding8304]

Would you say that interview is worth a listen? Strictly for entertainment, I don't really care who blew up what at this point.

[@GreenManGrowing]

​@@justkidding8304 Putin pissed in a bottle and vomited under the table. Tucker nailed 15 bud lights. Both farted in the mic several times.

[@justkidding8304]

@@GreenManGrowing so Putin's Jewish?

[@ShortFormLiFe]

@@GreenManGrowing Protect our Tsars

[@JsillsTheBMF]

holy shit i had to google Nordstrom pipeline like what?? Nord Stream/Nordstrom this is great comedy!

[@Hrithmus]

Solo Tim is the best Tim

[@berniekatzroy]

Waking up on a Sunday morning to hear Uncle Tim's latest rant is always a gift itself.

[@kameronerdman5870]

I love when Tim starts a sentence with “there’s something beautiful about…” 😂😂

[@pearz420]

The man has an eye for aesthetics.

[@5.0_meatballmarinara]

Niggling: causing slight but persistent annoyance, discomfort, or anxiety. Makes perfect sense!

[@Matt-gl5fj]

Very loud travelers

[@morningstar9233]

It comes just after "niggardly" in the dictionary.

[@qasagod]

Wait till he finds out about snigger

[@MrUnholyTaco]

We wish your Bentley well.

[@BoMm-p6x]

Bong hits in my 2004 camry at my favorite smoke spot while Timmy delivers the love through a Jbl speaker. America is great

[@primetimejabroni903]

Almost 11 months sober, just came back from hockey, and now Tim has blessed us.

[@thomasnohejl8196]

Congrats on the sobriety, condolences for your hockey problem.

[@ericgrenda2450]

Haha. Congrats on the 11 man. Easy does it. Day at a time.

[@primetimejabroni903]

@@thomasnohejl8196 haha thanks brother

[@primetimejabroni903]

@@ericgrenda2450 one day at a time 🤘🏻🙏

[@TheProdigalCat]

Keep coming back ❤

[@TheProdigalCat]

Hitting potholes in your brand new 2018 Bentley has got to feel like winning in a game that isn't getting updates anymore.

[@FinkyStingers-fr2jq]

literally desvribes my life 😂

[@systemicsystems703]

Brand new??? Have you lost your phucken mind???

[@bethanybergeson4192]

In Harlem, no less.

[@xancypillosi9497]

He leases it , if u have ears. But oh well lol

[@pearz420]

Heroes of the Storm... 🥲

[@Klocaine237]

You’re a great American Tim

[@johnnym5093]

When I have niggling headaches from a weekend long alcohol and amphetamine bender I know I can always count on Tim to relieve some of the pain. God bless.

[@StefsFrameOfReference]

I can’t believe how often these hour long podcast feel like their own comedy special

[@morontv1401]

Free Lizzo is one of my favorite.

[@garageganggyms]

A Minnesota librarian swaying! 😂 as someone who's living in Minnesota - You Nailed it Tim!

[@HSGAutomotive]

We use the word 'niggling' quite a bit in the UK, like the brain version of an earworm. A little mental itch that you can't scratch until you sort it out

[@michaellewis8187]

We hear it via EPL soccer/futbol commentators regarding small injuries a lot

[@teksimian]

that's racist

[@HSGAutomotive]

@@teksimian You’re racist.

[@l-train7876]

Ive never heard this word in my life.

[@michaellewis8187]

It's a very common word in English sports broadcasting. I can only assume it's an older English word, certainly not what Americans think it's connotation means to them

[@ultraentity]

I find it wonderfully ironic how someone who says the most insane things at times brings more sanity to the discussion than practically anyone else 😂, comic genius ❤

[@chizobamokeke9461]

Michelle Obama giving fast car as a speech is genius 😂😂😂 Tim is the goat man!

[@zachnantz5304]

3 AM podcast release when I'm 3 weeks sober? Alright i'm opening up the bud light

[@DonValero-ix6xh]

Don't.

[@cheekyfella4771]

​@@DonValero-ix6xhThis

[@youcancallmechachi7962]

Im 17 months sober

[@Bergamot88]

Do you guys still put wine or beer in your food or is that off limits as well?

[@cheekyfella4771]

@Bergamot88 I don't know everything but I'd say it might be best to avoid if you're trying to be sober. Best to just have no booze at all in any form. That's what many people say

[@nickarkesteyn]

Tim...you are sooooooo goddamn good....people would follow you no matter what!!!! You are the only patrion on follow. Everyone! Join Tim's patrion!!!!

[@Eli_B3000]

Damn, a literal "Life In The Big City" story right off the bat! Great stuff, as always.

[@willringer7169]

I’m 4 months sober this podcast is exactly what I needed 👍🏻

[@isaactuuri6488]

keep it up, got one week here, working on it, good job homie!

[@mikeworkalemahu580]

You should celebrate the one week mark with a brew

[@isaactuuri6488]

@@mikeworkalemahu580 lol, appreciate the humor, 'ill drink to that!'

[@ShortFormLiFe]

Keep it up sir ❤

[@dominick1lucero]

Oh thank god, I almost had thoughts of my own.

[@Nat-hr7wx]

No fr

[@pucz8215]

Watching Tim complain about his Bentley troubles made me remember Tim and kump thanking a fan for sending them a subway gift card

[@MuayThai4Runners]

Best way to chase off the Sunday Scaries is listening to Tim narrate the end of the empire. Also, never rely on a British vehicle as your primary source of transportation.

[@KevinSanchez-ub3yh]

This is only show where I’m genuinely excited to watch every week

[@seventhsun1982]

16:47-18:04 Tim with a great impression of Barry Hussein O's election win speeches

[@Pine_Gap_Island]

Speaking of polyamorous throuples, I hear that Lori Lightfoot has throupled up with the AirBnB couple.

[@Dippedwithsweet]

Tim is exhibiting the type of clarity associated with near death experiences and having your car towed

[@EpiclyCrazyy]

One of the all-time great Tim Dillon podcasts. People will look back on this podcast to get a glimpse into our time

[@chellseehill975]

It’s amazing how everything Tim says in this podcast came to pass! Down to the DNC “party.” Amazing.

[@cnewtonsmart2]

Tim hearing the word niggling for the first time was gold 😂

[@Highreel]

Timmy please live forever

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Every day I’m terrified I’ll wake up to hear hes pulled a Ralphie May. I’d be brought to tears and probably call out of work.

[@pearz420]

He's far less unhealthy than May was. Despite having spiritual experiences, May never learned to take care of himself. Even his weight loss was too little too late. Tim at least has this part of himself that is reserved about the lifestyle his body has preferred over the years.@@Jeff-tt7wj

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

So when is Tim Dillon going to outdo Tucker and interview his Korean brother from -another- _the same mother_ Kim Jong Un?

[@alexandrawalton1392]

I never knew how much I needed to hear a spoken word version of Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" read by Tim Dillon until now

[@TheCodyP123]

Perfect timing for fellow east coast creatures of the night

[@MGgmdd]

This is one of the great episodes in Tim's catalog, right below #365 degree of difficulty

[@DocumentedCreeps]

Thank you Tim! Bless up!

[@Anonymousones1]

U would let him inside u I bet 😂

[@xaviercook7996]

Currently looking at investment properties in the 3-4000 square foot range, but it’s a real knife fight out there

[@sleeplosangeles]

On million dollars

[@isaiahsanchevy9252]

"Honey, put something on for the kids so we can go fuck." *puts on Tucker - Putin interview*

[@JiggyGnorrus]

Yay 2am post n my life still suuuuuuxxxxxx

[@Botchedtoeknife]

yezzir

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

sleep schedule might freakin help

[@BigShaneGillis]

Maybe stop listening to Freemasons

[@itsjammbi]

what do we wish? we wish you well.

[@sirg-had8821]

*Tee-off*

[@seanoreilly1832]

Tim not knowing the word "niggling" is hilarious

[@Bill87762]

Is that a half black/ half Asian?

[@WuhSuhDood]

I'm gay but there's too many comments so no one will ever know

[@zachnantz5304]

Dude i'm literally contacting ur parents rn about this news

[@ethennass5331]

1:02:33 “Let’s hear it for everyone in the shadows folks” TD doing it again like only he can 😂

[@tomcheese2045]

Pour out hot tub water for Matthew Perry is epic😂

[@dmarieonthebay2794]

😮 they took your advice! A spectacle! 😂

[@JohnnyFx83]

A spectacle, that's exactly what they're doing. You were always right, Tim 🫡

[@stephangray2436]

😂😂😂 holy shit. That fast car bit is hilarious

[@yeedbottomtext7563]

Where’s the new show?

[@Queefy]

Late Night Tim, nice!

[@Cuptial-ev9tb]

This was gold. Both the Michelle advice at the beginning and the grandpa Putin thing at the end.

[@MASH2k]

Everything that was said in this podcast 5/6 months ago literally happened. This man is a witch.

[@codeyguerra2400]

Don’t lose hope. You are young and have time to try different jobs or hobbies. My advice stay busy and don’t dwell on your negative thoughts. Go for a walk or hike. Talk with your parents and let them know how u feel. May you know that you are loved and have value and a purpose. I hope and pray you find your purpose and joy ✝️🕊️. Be safe 🫶 You gained a subscriber

[@apedrummer2692]

Did they watch this before throwing Meg the stallion on their stage haha seriously its like they did exactly what Tim said

[@HawaiiSustainable]

“Party in the CIA!”-Al Yankovic

[@InwardSeaward]

Is your autobiography still coming out this year? My preorder was canceled?

[@trizztan2002]

It turns out that the AirB&B couple have connections in the publication industry.

[@Pine_Gap_Island]

@@trizztan2002 maybe they teamed up with Lori Lightfoot.

[@sirg-had8821]

Black Beetlejuice.

[@vurtechre]

so much for the Gilbert Goons series/ show/ movie you'll catch 'em on the next one Timmy

[@ryankemeny]

Wish I could go on rants with my thoughts like this. A real skill you have Tim.

[@arithecat2991]

This should be a lesson for Tom Segura. You can be rich fat and gay and have a fan base that loves and not hates you.

[@dmizzal]

This Tracy Chapman bit…☠️

[@burrwynjenkins]

I never see a bad comment on Tim's videos and for good reason! My favorite gay guy that I don't believe is gay

[@jamiemoore7007]

You can tell how much he loves his godson. That was beautiful to see. He should totally be a daddy.

[@LOREHAMMER40000]

This could be the greatest single episode he's ever made

[@pitbossea]

Tim Dillon deserves the Nobel peace prize

[@alexandruf9408]

We wish everyone well

[@bradcarltonsisk9782]

“Old Yeller” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tarico4436]

Edging verrrrry close to doing that no no thing. If you tell others to go "visit" the Prez, it's a capital offense.

[@justinreilly1]

One of the most incisive all time TD pods!!

[@hrtdinasaurette3020]

I’m in the U.K. Sunday. None of it’s good here, non stop housework to the back ground noise of Monday dread and… then… IT’S TIMMY TIME ! Unplug the vacuum, pour a mommy’s vodka based drink, put those trotters up n laugh til my sides ache! God bless this man! 😂❤

[@lilnut7359]

The word that time as looking for at 24:40 was enthralled🤣😂

[@FRANCESCOBERGOMI]

Tim mentioning Wendy Carlos from the Stanley Kubrick movies at 14:10 is absolutely one of his best moments. Pure gold.

[@funkk]

For real! Wendy is a legend!

[@QEsposito510]

Are you talking about Walter Carlos?

[@FRANCESCOBERGOMI]

@@QEsposito510 Wendy Carlos, that is. You shouldn't deadname her 😉.

[@matthewcutler8457]

Literally hit a giant pothole in a parking lot as Tim was talking about it happening to him….

[@pearleycunningham]

Best part is she used “niggling” incorrectly 🤣😂😭

[@systemicsystems703]

That's what I thought..

[@Pope_John_Auspol_II]

Disagree - no, she didn't? It's informal but not wrong

[@chrisbuchanan8579]

no she didn't

[@HybridTrapMusic]

can't stop laughing bro just keeps getting better and better!

[@nakoskyranos4080]

It's crazy to see his predictions come true, with kamala partying on stages with female rapers

[@Aeo-yy5jn]

lol right

[@RockMacDonald23]

WE NEED TIM AS A RADIO SHOW IN GTA 6. I AM A NOBODY BUT I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

[@GreenManGrowing]

ALL CAPS WILL PREVAIL

[@pearz420]

BUT YOU ARE NOBODY AS YOU SAID

[@Polyfusia]

Tim should get the logo's of sponsors tattooed all over his body so he looks like a human NASCAR

[@Rizza.]

Saw you in nyack you were incredible I literally laughed the whole way through your set :')

[@zzzlump4027]

Am I the only one that always forgets he’s gay?

[@fancypants90210]

Dont respect spys spying on waitresses who like to laugh at silly videos and has actual thoughts of her own. Oh, the horror! Haha