The DMV is the Worst Place in America - Tony Baker

Paperwork, documents, evidence, APPOINTMENTS: it doesn't matter the DMV does not care! Tony Baker explains how something is always going down at the DMV. It doesn't matter what you do to prepare, you're going to be there for a long time.
Originally Filmed - 4/14/2019
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[@crystalina369]

“Here’s a picture of me in my kitchen with the light on” 🤣🤣

[@juan-carlosfrancois8498]

I pissed myself laughing at this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Beatyofeet32]

That part got me too!

[@omegawicked1]

Lol

[@cynacist1823]

I cried when I heard that!

[@anastasiaalvarez3861]

😭😂

[@matthewjenkins7488]

Tony performed this bit at a church in Denver and he said the DMV sent him back because he didn’t have a copy of the Declaration of Independence. People in that church were crying laughing when he said that.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

😂 a real signed copy, too

[@kameelahsalaam4553]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😂🤣💞💕

[@RaKenobi]

We need a certified copy of the Emancipation Proclamation. 😅😅

[@tswagg504]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@1012taz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He sooo need a Netflix special

[@davidblack1639]

Tony Baker is slept on. He’s so funny

[@reinaldopessoa2603]

I don't think he's slept on Anymore.

[@DidierDubz]

Hardcore bro.

[@Realrap2727]

People Waking Up. Can’t loose with tony forreal. He is Great. No bunch of cursing or offense speech and he Kills Every time. #Priceless

[@mindhunter8772]

@@Realrap2727 what's wrong with cursing? It's a comedy show, you're suppose to have a great time at a comdedy show...

[@Alr1ghtyThen]

@@mindhunter8772 Nothing wrong with cursing but a true comic doesn't lean on cursing to make their jokes hit. He curses sometimes but he doesn't over do it. He's just naturally funny and that sets him apart from so many other comics.

[@shonb989]

No matter what you bring, IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!!!

[@nathanj3335]

Straight facts

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

Got a passport. That shit's good for EVERYTHING. Highly recommended

[@InIversal]

@@WouldntULikeToKnow. Facts

[@bigfleece]

That’s straight facts. Got my license at 16 & my Dad had to run back home to grab some more bills cause my permit, ID, birth certificate, social security card, school report card & the electricity bill didn’t convince them I’m really me

[@honeydip6355]

💯 Facts ! I hate them MOFOS !

[@Reddot316]

Tony: “You never have enough paperwork for the dmv” Lady in audience: “Shiiiddd that’s why I don’t have a license now” 😭

[@CourtneyEmon]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@everythingvictorious5962]

😂😂😂

[@tyradavis9493]

I heard that shit too

[@Kevinsteelo]

That hit the soul for her 😂😂😂

[@quar7]

@@Kevinsteelo lmao

[@adnaloy9025]

I thought this was going to be about DC, Maryland, Virginia tri-state. LOL

[@michelleaustin7322]

Lol me to. I was about to fire off. Lol

[@wiseeyes81]

Me too! lol

[@ChocolateSundaes]

LOL nooooooo

[@marquislong.223]

Them Virginia troopers be hiding on the side of mountains and shit.

[@rashidahwiley2095]

Me too....I was confused for a second.

[@SNXBIN宇マゖ]

when a woman says shut up at a comedy show like that SHE IS DYING DYING LAUGHING

[@themalachilee]

That painful laugh 😆

[@theeorehekchannel]

I'm glad you didn't say black woman, because that's exactly who says that when there's jokes going on LOL

[@juan-carlosfrancois8498]

That's real genuine laughter you can't fake that 🤣🤣

[@Angelwrites]

She was 💀💀💀

[@pancakes1427]

I screamed🤣

[@spawnofgreatness524]

“This is not everything..... We need your blood work and stool sample” 😳😳😳🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@MRWEDAWEST]

Blood work from 1996 🖕🤣🖕

[@GXilla]

....if you plz...its not enuff, 🤣🤣🤣 I cried blood when he said that 😭😭

[@simonsez1787]

He broke me wit this one 😩😩😂

[@sherriearrington6830]

Spawn of Greatness Strongly Agreed. Blood work and stool sample. But wait when he said; light Bill and picture of him with the lights on and his BABY shoes my left side went numb. I’m so so DONE 🤣😄💀😂

[@tt-dc1hl]

..from 1996😂😂😂

[@williemaykit9792]

The clerks are calm, but deadly when they say "this is not everything" lol.

[@BlimGotBeats]

“...but I had an appointment..”

[@Elyricist746]

I saw the confusion in my mind😆

[@janayh2817]

I was the person who snapped at the DMV last time I went 🤦🏾‍♀️😅

[@themalachilee]

😄😄 you had to come back 🤣🤣

[@mikelmoon100]

“Your snapping was futile. Where did it get you? Back to me.” - DMV Thanos

[@buffymuffintopz8994]

😂

[@Renzov12]

@@mikelmoon100 😭😭

[@rollsroyce2627]

@@mikelmoon100 💀💀💀💀💀

[@spartty]

I came to watch this again to get a laugh, but I forgot he mentioned his son in it and hearing him talk about him made me feel a way. We appreciate you brother. God bless you and your family.

[@dougdavis2325]

yea, that hit different... especially talking about his son driving

[@GRose31399]

I was so confused by this comment because I had no idea that happened to his son. That’s extremely sad 😞

[@ambermariemalone]

Omg! I didn’t know. this is heartbreaking. 😢 there are no words.

[@romanogold82]

Seeing Tony up there is like watching highlights from Kobe in his prime: delivery, tempo, timing, everything was on point. We are watching a master at work.

[@oneurbane]

He's a professional stand-up...in that Redd Foxx vein. Not as rapid fire as Redd was, but just as technically sound.

[@thebeatdown9882]

🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥

[@highonlifex7419]

Literally!

[@tasminjames7649]

He literally walked us through the whole dmv experience…Genius💯

[@IsNiree]

I can attest to the desperation. You go in there and it don't go right? You won't be back for another 2 years lmaooo. He killed it.

[@jwinston1995]

Especially with covid scheduling rn, you miss an appointment thats 60 days minimum 😂😂😂

[@sodamnsexy16]

J. Winston 🗣 MINIMUM

[@ronnyfwea]

Lol did we not hear this woman say that’s why I ain’t got no license now ?!

[@vc6218]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChrisandTyCox]

Lmao

[@t.yevettedewitt1458]

Yessss I ran that back to check 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sugastack]

Yet didn’t she drive?🤔 Jk😂😂

[@anastasiaalvarez3861]

😂😭

[@SwinkMediaHouse]

Man he hit this on the head. Everybody be looking shook walking up there to that mean ass teller.

[@Heavenzvoice]

I used to tell people “ you know how they hire DMV staff?, they ask them two questions… would you shoot yo momma and do you love Satan?” They answer yes to both… they’re hired! Lol Hands down the meanest employees in the land.

[@sharronhankins7722]

@@Heavenzvoice 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Siertje]

​@@Heavenzvoice Wuaaaaaahahhaahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahaa stop it already.. i can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@112477fm]

Everything he said was on point. Especially about never bringing all the correct paperwork

[@utubedeez908]

YO who heard the lady in the back "Exactly, thats why I aint got a license now!"

[@syundown6005]

Timestamp? Lolol

[@udabe15]

4:24

[@jahnaet8289]

You have to bring snacks to the DMV. Lol..full popeyes two piece dinner up there. The wait time is ridiculous..lol.

[@thegodblogger3812]

I've seen folks roll up to DMV with camping equipment and a portable tv cuz they know it's probably gon' be a sleepover.

[@dabiz4272]

🤣🤣 couple chicken sandwiches too

[@juicyparsons]

😄😄😄

[@Elyricist746]

Bring a night cap bag too...and a snickers cause ya ain't goin nowhere for awhile🤔

[@KamalasNotLikeUs]

Ratchet

[@kwicksand12]

The four most destructive words spoken to any man: “This is not everything.”

[@jesussalazar7262]

The 6 people who disliked work in a DMV probably 🤣

[@bababire]

Fact

[@jesussalazar7262]

@@bababire 33 now 💀🤣

[@juan-carlosfrancois8498]

Cuz it's all true, they hate it when someone else is right about you👌😌

[@johnpaulvan2910]

He 100% right! Got my license at 16, I'm 50 now at DMV. You would think it gets better by now, still with the long line waiting. All DMV employees with their stuck-up attitude and they're miserable people to deal with cuz they know we need it.

[@AshleyMintz]

Or they’re currently in line.....waiting....

[@PapaCreates]

It’s all true 😅 It sounds like everyone in that crowd had a drink or two 😆 That’s a good time

[@reinaldopessoa2603]

They also love Tony.

[@wiseeyes81]

Wow, that audience was laughing really hard. lol. Great set.

[@bgkid14]

This is how good Tony Baker is .....at 3:28 for a second I forgot I was watching standup and actually visualized a dude doing that cuss out lmao

[@thetarotraven]

I died at “Excuse me peasants!” “Your grace”...I wish I knew how the video ended....💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂I love him!!!!

[@chaviusrandall216]

That part had me dying laughing 🤣😅

[@chrispendleton9703]

Rip to Tony’s son . One of the last natural funny brothas still out here doing his thing .love your kids it’s the only love that’s unconditional and holds value with time. Remember that.

[@samuelclark1677]

Damn hearing the first lines "I got a 19 year old...he driving" got me especially knowing what happened

[@mrleakonelmstr]

I'm convinced tony isn't bigger than he is now is because he's exactly where he wants to be. favorite comedian right after Chappelle.

[@tophr2710]

Na, he plugs and markets too hard to be where he wants to be. Hopefully he gets there though.

[@YoungJustice1997]

Tony baker is better than Chappelle imo, Baker has a bigger joke Arsenal.

[@chrncskywlkr]

I think he’s done everything he needs to do and now he just needs a bigger platform. One great special on Netflix and it’s a wrap

[@luisamoa2500]

@@YoungJustice1997 😒😒😒 you must be crazy

[@michellesmith38]

Respect REAL comedians! Tony Baker is hilarious!

[@vilenationgaming]

“Shiiiddd that’s why I don’t have a license now”

[@debomyguy]

😂😂😂

[@moescott8518]

😭😂 "This is not everything" 😭😂 this shouldn't be so accurate

[@AdamLue]

Tony baker is one of the most consistent yet under appreciated comedians I've seen. He can act, and do his own original thing. Google the villain Santiago... he can write too.

[@LTKK]

That one chick was having the time of her life lmao I'm not mad at it 🤣

[@pb9240]

I just got back from the DMV last week: it shouldn’t take that much time and effort to simply register a vehicle today.

[@kenlucas7025]

SHUT UP!

[@kenlucas7025]

Flat out. There's always some know-it-all fool who wants to throw cold water on something funny. That's why I have an undying hate for hecklers!

[@qadarabdullahi8158]

I think you miss understood them

[@johnpaulvan2910]

With all the technology we got, DMV does the same shit/ jerks working there. Never in my life going to dmv feeling like you at the emergency hospital to see the doctor. 3 hr guarantee there or come back next day.

[@pb9240]

@@kenlucas7025 did you actually read what I wrote?

[@alexishansen270]

I could seriously listen to a reel of just that lady laughing her ass off sayin "shut up" on repeat for hours

[@vershawnsea9219]

Same

[@Chuck_A_Luck_Stank]

... my birth certificate, my SS card, my baby shoes...😆🤣

[@gigimc]

the first part when he mentions his son is heartbreaking...

[@r.thomas9648]

I thought the same. He even mentioned him driving. Heartbreaking

[@JusBLieve]

He's been out still doing his shows. Even some of his content involves his deceased son. He definitely mourned, and we All mourned with him, but this man's drive is indestructible 🖤always wishing him the best

[@viviblackmage2326]

The lady in the back never heard a DMV joke, I’m crying.

[@reinaldopessoa2603]

It was funny

[@viviblackmage2326]

It is funny, and she sounds like she literally just left the DMV.

[@cynthynwill]

It hit different when you JUST went there 😂

[@jwinston1995]

cynthynwill facts cuz this happened to me 2 weeks ago to a T😂😂

[@SynKyller]

Nhaw bro shes a supervisor at a DMV, thats why she's laughing hard AF

[@teonwhite3547]

"Thats why I aint got no license now!"

[@miannalee1616]

💀💀💀

[@ngussie84]

anyone noticed he dont curse and still kills it?? I love this dude man

[@meneedmoney]

Yes it’s crazy he can not curse and kill it

[@darcellcrawford2623]

💯 that happened to me at the MVA 7 years ago. I went on a Saturday and you know those hours are short! I had to go back home and come back again 😡 when I was finally done my wife said I looked like a murderer on my license. Just got the real ID two years ago and a new pic. This dude speaks the TRUTH!

[@nicolecunningham5477]

🤣🤣🤣

[@batmanstrapphone5564]

"What you bring is never enough"😭😭😭😭 lol

[@shermurr9566]

I always bring extra lol

[@carloskea5855]

Hilarious and all facts! The lady in the back ground, “That’s why I don’t have no license now!” LMAO

[@ELewis-fh4rf]

This is spot on! It’s funny how people live in different parts of the world and go through the same exact things 🤦🏾‍♂️ 🤣😂🤣

[@sheltonfoye6962]

“This is not everything...we need your blood work from 1996 and a stool sample if you got it “ 😂😂😂😂

[@Badlikeme]

His animal voice overs are *legendary*. You’re welcome.

[@Nutterbutter123]

Why am I welcome? What did I thank you for?

[@Thewiseone205]

KZbin Tony baker voice overs and report back to this post and give your thanks because he is freaking hilarious.

[@JusBLieve]

Str8 Facts

[@TheSlayNetwork]

the lady in the audience saying “that’s why I don’t have a license now!” is sending me 😩😂😂

[@anothaeasywin]

This joke hit different now after his son passed smh so sad couldn't imagine that feeling

[@amandamartinez9497]

Every time I approach a stop sign now I always think "I do be stopping, I do be stopping" lmao

[@solaraslays]

The stool sample and blood work killed meee. 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@dredevereaux1911]

That lady laughed so hard she shouted “shut up” 🤣🤣🤣

[@babyi2011]

So dang funny but I’m so sorry for his loss!! We love you Tony!

[@lookhowtheydous2040]

Tony is easily one of the most underrated comedians

[@j.z.5678]

Thank you Tony and Chocolate Sundaes for reminding me to check my license date… it was expired and y’all saved me AND gave me a laugh 🤣🤝

[@thegodblogger3812]

Omg I think I peed at my desk. I ain't even embursed though, cuz dude is spot on. A visit to DMV will change your religion.

[@J0SHOFFICIAL]

@4:20 I felt that in my soul !! When I was getting my permit this white dude was my dmv clerk. I just passed the test with flying colors I had every piece of information possible. Looked me straight in the face and said we need the original copy of your birth certificate it cannot be a copy; like what do you need the original piece the doctor touched for that’s 19 years old lol; DMV b doing the most fr.

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

Tony Baker is naturally funny...he's gonna be huge

[@slothbro2740]

holy shit this is a great 5.5 min of standup. this man killed!

[@charlesukatu7327]

Tony Baker is a vibe

[@victorlewis7635]

RIP To his son 🙏🏾💙

[@WWETHROWBACKWILSON]

That’s why I’m glad I live in Arizona! My license don’t expire until I’m 65 yrs old. No joke!

[@4knewt505]

I'm in AZ too! They have pretty good online services too. Took really great care of me during COVID

[@darryldavis6687]

Tony Baker is so underrated. And no foul language!!!!!

[@Yourunkbob]

The DMV is a perfect representation of our state and federal governments

[@vaderthekittenchannel1979]

Yes, it’s terrible!

[@lslewis]

This is like a turnt-up relative at a family function all-of-a-sudden ranting some relatable truths.

[@Mr718Mega]

Did you hear the lady in the background. "That's why I ain't got no license now" lmaooooo

[@lenasharmaine8296]

Condolences to his family ❤️🙏🏾

[@MzCrayKray]

That's why in Maryland (MVA) They have police at the DMV. They be ready and you bet not have a warrant either!

[@loveheals6184]

MZCrayKray, OMG!!! Police at the DMV?? That's stress on top of stress on top of stress!!!

[@exalted1327]

Wtf i would hate that lol im coming to the dmv to find out if im in trouble not to get arrested 😂 can you imagine a dmv worker pointing you out "YOOOOOOO WE GOT ANOTHER SUSPENDED LICENSE" 🤣🤣

[@bobbythespaceghost51]

Damn...Meeting quotas in the DMV? Sheesh..

[@lisar.3815]

@@exalted1327 I am laughing so hard imagining the worker yelling that and pointing while a siren goes off overhead and the person is hauled off. That’d be some shit 😂😂

[@archiemoore1980]

Not just regular police either but state troopers

[@simpleyvic]

he had that crowd DYING.. this should have way more views

[@OfficialRayJaxon]

“Get your filthy hands off me ya walk-in” 😂😂😂😂

[@juan-carlosfrancois8498]

"I do be stopping I do be stopping" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@817Moon]

“Here’s a picture of me in the kitchen, with the light ON” 🤣

[@ThatChickKim]

2:38 - "Even though you got an appt., you still gotta wait" He ain't lying!

[@BuddhaGBahia]

One of my personal best things that happened during quarantine 2020 was finding out about Tony Baker. Hilarious and brilliant.

[@blaquehippie]

The lady with no license that kept telling Tony to shut up, is DEFINITELY my spirit animal!!! 🤪🤣 I WANNA BE HER FRIEND SO BAD!!!

[@teahgurl]

He said these are my “baby shoes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 & the crowd is too weak off him, yelling shit out LOL

[@dannyboycinco]

Tony absolutely murdered this set. I had to stop eating my food to finish watching this

[@masedisto]

I’m from South Africa 🇿🇦 and I can relate 💯 on literally everything he said 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂 We call it the licensing department.

[@shannoncarter1864]

This shit is too real

[@preciousbrown7962]

That one lady hollering all the way thru was me rn my poor coffee ☕️ spilled all over me 😂

[@medusagorgon9]

If I ever want to give my heart a workout, I just go to the DMV! Praying you have all the right paperwork! Standing in the right line! Listening for your number etc etc! So fucking stressful! But this was great, because I’m not there so I can laugh!

[@jd._]

Hands down @tonybaker is one of the best comedians out there!

[@nikes2crazy]

Lady in the audience wasn’t playing with the outbursts lol

[@dashawndxe1749]

Tony be having the most random details in his jokes lol a goblet?? 😂😂

[@honeymoney23]

He ain't told not ONE single lie!!!! Not one! I am absolutely the person that makes an appointment and looks down at the "peasants" just to still have to wait 😂😂😂 And NOTHING you bring is enough! 1000% accurate.

[@StickyIckyy5900]

“I do be stopping”😂

[@gotti7239]

God bless you tony you & your family are in my prayers 🙏🏼

[@breannajones2567]

Never seen Tony do a standup, I’ve always enjoyed his voice overs! He’s hilarious! I pray he and his family are well. 💜

[@spensermitchell4106]

Rest In Peace Cerain Baker

[@davyyoungin1772]

Prayers still too you Tony…so for the loss

[@traedajoker]

Girl said "Thats why I aint got my license now, shit". 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@LaidBackLockz]

4:26 “that’s why I aint got my license right now”

[@tajmahaltv1182]

I’m always the one that’s ends up losing my cool at the DMV. Lol it’s so true.

[@supremegodz7485]

Here's the light bill Here's a picture of me in my kitchen with the light on Here's me hold the newspaper to show my bills are good . Please I just need my registration Please

[@themiddlepath8939]

Strongest joke was: No matter what you bring, it aint enough. They always send you back from something. Good stuff.

[@klebeau4]

Tony muuuuurrrrderrred that bit u hear ppl agreeing, reminiscing, screaming stop, laughin, clapping, everything so true u gotta laugh🤣

[@GLaSSesNOlenses]

I'm glad the audience was fortunate enough to witness his comedy first hand, dude is talented for real. I'm a fan 💯

[@subdumar]

I'm crying the whole day know. Seen the video 3 times now. This guy is awesome...

[@InvictumLupus]

Reminds me of the episode of Martin when he and Tommy go to the DMV and a fight ensues with Ms. Gerry.

[@yacobisrael6955]

Damn he not lying .he spoke nothing but facts. We stood in the heat for over 5 hours. went through that with my daughter last year.