The Dock of Dreams with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Podcast

When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to the Dock. When you've got that warm feeling and all the noise and the hurry seems to help, you can go to the Dock. Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city, linger on the sand where everyone is pretty. How can you lose? The lights are not brighter there so you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares, and go to the Dock. Things will be great, there's no finer place, everything's waiting for you at the Dock.
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About the Podcast:
F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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[@b.mcknight8686]

When I was little "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" had just come out, and I wasn't allowed to sing it. My Dad would literally take my Furbee away for it. I just felt like a woman. Now I've transitioned, I love Shania, and hate my Father.

[@SarahMarionSmith]

That's so messed up. I remember being in the fourth grade and my teacher played it during our end of the year dance party and my 60 something year old teacher, me and the other 9 year olds HAD A BLAST. It's so weird to think that adults would have seen anything wrong with this. There was so much nine year old air guitar and hair flipping. My teacher also made us sing achey breaky heart which I remember less fondly :D

[@pedrohaslambs]

Your dad’s dad probably instilled that behaviour in him and his dad from him. Well done for breaking the cycle! 🥰

[@KweenKimberly]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Not the Furby!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

@@nataliaalfonso2662 I came to say exactly that!!!!!!

[@illmakeuhowell]

whenever i hear "hiii it's me little girl" my life get shortened by a few years

[@MsFuzzipoo]

That's when I start tapping my phone frequently muttering "skip skip skip." It helps...(my life's already projected to be shorter than most so I need every year I can get!)

[@eddie6897]

put this ep on and walked away right away, then I heard the voice and almost jumped off

[@MaxOakland]

It’s the only ad I listen to

[@aestheticperson6984]

@@MsFuzzipoowe with all of their sponsors

[@MikeyMile5411]

For anyone curious "Fs in chat" comes from a video game There's a scene where a characters has died, and you're at the funeral And you walk up to the casket and a prompt comes on screen that says " press F to pay respect" And it's become an internet joke/meme that when something bad happens or someone dies to say, "Fs in chat" as like a jokey way of paying respect

[@mindy561]

hahahah gamers sound unhinged and I effin love it

[@Nyli.]

Additionally to this, you press X to doubt, for the same reason.

[@eloisecole3579]

it was in call of duty advance warfare.

[@LizardKingRequiem]

OMG IT CAME FROM CALL OF DUTY?!?

[@zedelstein2826]

I see people using it fully unironically too! Fascinating how language develops.

[@Bananajoe13763]

As a single mom 26 years old living in a trailer, thank you 🥹

[@Movingmts111]

LFG!!!

[@danielhenderson9719]

Kid who was raised by single mom checking in. My mom fought hard for everything we had. And sometimes we didn’t have everything we wanted, but we had everything we needed. You are doing your best. And you are awesome for it. I hope one day your kid is able to look back at tell you how much they love and appreciate the work you put in so that your kid could have the best life you could provide. I’m so proud of you. Keep at it. (And now I gotta go call my mom and tell her about how much I love her.)

[@ericawillis.]

Keep doing what you do! As a poor family who moved every 2 years and finally settled in a trailer and grew up, I can say that kids only remember the good memories!!!

[@w.m.8126]

Remember you’re killing it !! 💕

[@lisamgreenleaf]

As long as that trailer is clean, with you loving your children and keeping them safe in your arms, then that is a palace ❤

[@TGabes_Gaming]

Hi friends, Trixie and Katya made a lighthearted reference to the extremely famous McDonald’s case where she sued because the coffee was too hot. I just wanted to let you know that that extremely famous case has been heavily misrepresented in the media. That poor woman received extreme burns on her body because the coffee spilled was way hotter than we use now. That’s because the temperature that McDonald’s USED to heat it’s coffee to was obscene. They had a huge media campaign to downplay it and changed their internal policies so that this wouldn’t happen again. That being said, that’s how it SHOULD have worked. She sued and they changed policy. It’s egregious that we can’t enact gun legislation in this godforsaken country when we have proven time and time again that our current policies are getting people killed.

[@melellellie]

Thank you for adding context! Unfortunately so many people don’t know the truth about what happened which is horrible considering the physical injuries this woman suffered and the subsequent emotional distress caused by McDonald’s legal team trying to smear her credibility instead of being held accountable. The documentary Hot Coffee was really eye opening and I hope more people learn just how tragic a situation this was.

[@codirennke1109]

Yes, all because they wanted the folks who dine in to be unable to get refills. By the time the coffee cools you're done eating and ready to go. It was all about saving a little money over public safety.

[@kaeleighg7613]

Her labia were fused and people don't ever want to acknowledge that. And the only reason she sued was for them to cover her medical bills.

[@blake..-]

Not to mention that the same thing happened to dozens of other people. If you ever find yourself siding with an enormous corporation, slow down and look into it a little!

[@ColastiaThunderfuck]

Literally about to add this, commenting to signal boost!

[@kelsseyjoy]

The close-up of Trixie's fly down while she sings Shania.

[@jmr1123]

This podcast is just watching their chaotic stream of consciousness unfold in real time and I love it

[@LoveGemma]

Gosh the pod is making me cry today. First the puppy death talk and then Trixie sharing about growing up in a trailer and sharing a bed with her sister. Thank you both for your vulnerability.

[@TreC587]

4:40 That was a McDonald's lawsuit. The woman was in the hospital for over a week, getting skin grafts.

[@erinhorkey9340]

This gets me so mad... She was just asking for her medical bills to be paid and they laughed in her face. It was an elderly woman and the coffee was between 180 - 190 degrees!! Melt your p*ssy off hot! F**k McDonald's...

[@Alex-rx1ni]

Yep, was coming here to point this out here too, I work with a law firm. McDonald's frequently serves coffee past boiling point so if a lid malfunctions and it pours on the hand you can get 2nd to 3rd degree burns from it. And because the lid has a warning, it reduces their liability and duty of care to the coffee drinker. Tis fuckt.

[@NextToToddliness]

​@@Alex-rx1ni They also did it so they could keep the coffee longer, which on top of the injuries, is just shady af. I also wouldn't be surprised if McDonald's spent millions trying to ridicule and harass this woman in smear campaigns. I remember all the talkshow hosts made fun of it for years.

[@Jigglypowerpuffgirl]

She was 79 and had third degree burns on her goin and inner thighs. She wanted to settle for only $20,000 to pay for her medical bills and McDonald’s refused and went to court. Then McDonald’s slandered her as being a frivolously money grabbing con woman. Can you imagine? Third degree burns?? On the kitty?!?!

[@Grumpyshibainu]

I’m howling at kayta saying “I’m a gizzard guy”

[@tTheParakeet]

* having serious sad conversation about dead dogs * Trixie: *so did you know Courtney Act has webbed toes?*

[@tulgeyforest]

these two women are my therapists

[@laceisaverb]

Trixie and Katya talking about fat shaming is really important to me. It's a conversation that the gay community needs to have.

[@elavids]

"because I'mm a little girlllLLll" easily best podcast ad I've ever heard

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

I've been use to the bi-weekly schedule lately so this was a TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy to see it!!!!!!!

[@trixiekatya9323]

Get used to it! We're officially back to weekly!

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

​@@trixiekatya9323 yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! Best news everrrrrrrr!!!!!!

[@Movingmts111]

@@trixiekatya9323 omg!!!!!!!

[@angelbbyvancity]

Starting it off STRONG with the chime voice, 10/10 sets the mood perfectly.

[@T_WC123]

Best ever

[@Animeartist124]

So “man I feel like a woman” turns into “worst Madonna song” turns into “frozen” turns into “doggy death doula” and we get a play by play recap of Katya attending a chihuahua’s death ceremony for like 10 minutes. And my adhd doesn’t question how we got here once until the ad break 😂

[@angiemerino6859]

I gasped at the same time Katya did when Trixie said she’s never watched Inglorious Bastards 😂😮

[@motomami666]

me too!!

[@NerdPlanetThird]

I play this during bedtime so it's like they're reading me to sleep. Omg "reading me to sleep" just sounds like they're insulting me tbh that'd be fine too

[@NerdPlanetThird]

@@Florilegium1 Cool story, bro. Did you want more attention from me or? (Rhetorical btw).

[@katiemckenzie4972]

We had our family dog put down last week just as Katya described. My dog was ancient at 16 so it was his time to go. It was bone achingly sad and I cried for hours straight. But the vet that came to do it was so lovely and calm too. She put my dog in the back of the car and drove off so quickly as well that part made me laugh.

[@darryl2542]

"Beautiful Stranger" is so criminally underrated. Absolutely one of Madonna's best singles.

[@mindy561]

Once I was in an uber and he slammed on the breaks and my large iced matcha flew ALL over him from the back seat. We're talking sloshed to the windshield. He just said, 'ugh' and kept driving lmao.

[@MicahMann]

Congrats Katya on the credit score. That’s impressive!

[@musicbycarolinebauer]

They need to do a podcast that’s just recasting iconic movies like they do with Kill Bill and they call it Who Would Play Her?

[@KayDazzle90]

tbf that coffee lawsuit, the machine was broken and it was SO hot it gave 3rd degree burns. Sorry to be that girl, peace and love

[@AvaAboy]

The Chime little girl voice gets baby girlier and baby girlier each episode 🤣🤣

[@MicahMann]

My dad was in the manufactured home business for 40 years in North Alabama and now a days they are really nice. Some are square and 2 stories. They’ve come a long way.

[@gratitude11117]

Chime pays trixie Mattel money to use that little girl voice.

[@andrewjones9991]

Fun fact, Swoosey Kurtz is named that because her dad was an airforce vet and flew a plane called Swoosey meaning something between a swan and a goose.

[@MsFuzzipoo]

Cool... Thanks for sharing that, I had no idea! I mean this with no sarcasm... I'm a 40+ year old woman and Swoosey has been a big part of my life/childhood. I swear, my mom watched _everything_ starring Swoosey.

[@juliajanis4971]

I thought F in the chat was a reference to Metal Gear Solid 4 where there’s a cut scene and you “Press F To Pay Respects” at a grave visit

[@delvinginthedepths9042]

As a life long Metal Gear fan, it's definitely from Call of Duty.

[@marissamoreno4725]

We lived in our 2bd 1 ba 590sqft shack for years as a family of 4. Paid off. It was ugly af on the outside, and the city legitimately asked my husband if we were drug dealers 💀 I hated it daily, but because of it we were able to save and now we are in our dream home. I wish I would’ve loved my trap home when I was there.

[@BoldeBarde]

I'm hoping my low rent rickity house will help me save to get somewhere better

[@redluis369]

I swear those voices Trixie does are her soft sabotaging the brands

[@bleaf_]

I will say that manufactured homes and prefabs have gone WAY UP in popularity where I live and nobody says a damn thing about it because we all understand hey, shit's hard. Shoot, I know a couple who sold their house and tons of their stuff to get out of debt and when their situation finally stabilized they decided "fuck it, we'll work remote, get an RV and go wherever we want". If I didn't have kids (or collections to display like the nerd I am) I would probably love to do that, frankly.

[@michaeld5458]

My Cousin Vinny is one of my favorite movies for her performance on the stand. The power she has is so incredible

[@bustedkeaton]

15:39 to 15:43 is ridiculously funny out of context. Especially the way Trixies voice cracks on "feet"

[@emmarie2930]

"Doggy death doula has to get side swiped in an Uber!" is the best way to describe how difficult it is to afford housing, lmao.

[@Probablylani]

No for real. Literally the only way my family and I will finally be saved from school/etc debt is because my dad will be considered 100% disabled. It’s such a hilariously backwards thing to celebrate. 😅

[@liohent9508]

The Shania lyric with the inflection right on cue and in unison 😂

[@nae2614]

Alternately crying and cackling while listening to this on my lunch break. My dog recently died and I still get emotional... and then you bust out webbed toes and mermaid pu$sy... Thanks for keeping it light hearted.

[@montanaharris5301]

Right there with you girlfriend… my pup passed away 3 weeks ago and I’m still a wreck :( sending hugs

[@brandialfred926]

Trixie!! Mobile homes have ground rent that are added into the taxes that most mortgage servicer do not cover! Though ground rent is only a couple hundred bucks, but most younger borrower go un-informed because they are so hyped to own some kinds of home

[@milliped_e]

In some places ground rent/lease costs just as much as rent.. Mine is 800$ a month. The land owners raised it almost 100$ this year xd

[@furkankurtuluss]

Trixie’s chime voice definitely needs a retirement home.

[@jeffreylum6179]

"Cause I'm a little giiirrrl" hahaha

[@preachingsarcasm2213]

It spooked me when I started the video

[@nancyneyedly4587]

Do you think the people at Chime are sitting around going "this is not what we signed up for but here we are."

[@raynesmith6889]

no it needs to live forever

[@VV1tch3zNVVulv3z]

I tense up every time I hear it it’s so rotted 😭😭

[@dogquixote]

haven’t seen Kill Bill but that won’t stop me from casting Rina Sawayama in Lucy Liu’s part for this imaginary remake

[@shynye]

This is the only reason I like Tuesday 👑👏 😘

[@jaycranford1592]

I wanna see y'all tour new mobile homes! I'm from Georgia, gay, and live alone in a mobile home. 3 bedroom / 2 bath with land was $26,000 (foreclosure, the family lived there less than a year). When it was foreclosed on the previous owners owned $109,000! It's paid off now but I will say I purchased it 10 years ago before the world went crazy due to covid!

[@Grace_dink906]

funny that the intro picture has trixie holding the microphone out almost like she’s letting someone else talk, and katya has hers by her mouth like she’s talking because we all know that doesn’t happen very often or at all mamA😀

[@Starrgazed]

Totally thought the same thing😂😂😂

[@Grace_dink906]

@@Starrgazed 😂

[@CaseyWatchin]

I was in one of the school shootings this week. I feel like I got a shoutout from my favorite podcast in the weirdest/worst way possible.😂😅

[@alexandrialombardi]

going through an eviction right now with my family and I’m so terrified bc we’re broke as hell and I’m scared we will be on the streets lol but you guys make me feel a little better though 🥲🥲 ty for being a light in my life ❤

[@user-qs5ix4nj9r]

hey, i hope everything works out. i also listen to the pod while going through stressful times. all i can hope for is that it gets better for the both of us :)

[@limolnar]

THANK YOU for addressing violence, homelessness, poverty, and other critical issues. You two are funny no matter what you talk about, so why not make the conversations matter?

[@theonlymaven]

42:34 "I'm never gonna meet Madonna, and I don't care"... tricia literally just guest spotted at Madonna's aforementioned tour almost exactly a year later

[@halfpine9952]

Love Katya keeping the brand consistency w/ her shirt and hat

[@minnele3]

I'm just a little girl ad break always sends me:D

[@kaileland]

Rest in Peace Nappy 😕

[@hbhtcr5707]

I legitimately don’t know what id do without this podcast. I love uhnn, and queens who like to watch and obviously trixies channel. But you two, together just talking, no topic or tv show to watch, is so fucking funny. I don’t even care that it’s about shit 99% of the time

[@elkenenvy]

End of 1st Ad Read: 2:04 End of 2nd Ad Read: 19:12

[@lidvaskrov7915]

Amanda Seyfried as the bride and charlize theron as the eye patch lady

[@catherinejoystockley3691]

As a big girl, Shallow Hal horrified me back in 2001 too ...

[@amysergenson482]

“She took that dog carcass and swallowed it” I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

[@naurcho]

Losing a pet is absolutely worse than losing a person in a lot of cases, IMO. There's so many layers. You're losing your unconditional love and support, as Katya mentioned, but you also can't help but feel that they don't deserve to go. They deserve to live longer. They're innocent beings, you can't even tell them everything you want to tell them in any way they'll understand. They can sometimes go out in fear and anxiousness and you can't even explain it to them. It's truly the worst thing I have experienced in my life and yet, I keep signing up for the same heartbreak over again.

[@alanawilliams7390]

Why was I personally offended to learn that Trixie hasn’t seen Inglorious Bastards? I actually IRL gasped…

[@africasnas]

I don't know why but Trixie not knowing Thandiwe Newton is surprising to me.

[@thedragonsunicorn]

same, i thought everyone knew thandiwe and trixie is my reference frame for 'everybody' . 💀 if she doesn't know you, apparently you're not famous enough.

[@thedragonsunicorn]

trixie knowing susan boyle though... that was strangely surprising. but of course she would, it makes sense, but im still surprised.

[@bratalina]

the amount of people in LA who just change lanes w/o looking is insane

[@zoeyzamora1160]

trixies looking quite billy corgan-esque these days ladies and i am HERE FOR IT

[@P00py8UTT]

Katya doing an impersonation on Judd from pet semetary I screamed at work 🤣😭😭😭

[@troopersjp]

I'll say, that lots of trans people were really upset with Ace Ventura when it came out. And lots and lots of people were upset about Shallow Hal at the time as well. Whenever people way, "Oh we can't judge things from the past with present days standards..." they are often rewriting history. Like when people say, "You can't judge slave owners...because back in the 19th C. no one was bothered by slavery." Except...I can think of a whole entire group of human beings who really were not okay with slavery. You know...the enslaved people...they really weren't all that cool with slavery. Also there were abolitionists!

[@shay22n4]

Mads Mikkelsen as Bill for the recast!! Also Tati Gabrielle would go off as Vernita Green

[@kimberly.aerial]

Yes, my favorite movie review podcast!!!

[@toxicallypink]

I'm living for Trixie's obsession with Dave and Busters lately

[@fakethugtears4173]

My family will not tolerate drag bc every time they walk by my room it’s trixie talking like a lITtle gIRl

[@oliviaorlando8882]

25:22 I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SEEN AND HEARD!! 👏🏻👏🏻

[@trac6009]

Only Kayta could make me laugh over a pets death😂

[@Catherine-lr3ul]

okay LOVE the new photos/branding! GORGEOUS!!

[@Scarlettojo]

Headphones on full blast when I hear “HIIIIIIII IM A LITTLE GIRL!!!”

[@girlonfireproductions]

The Shania Twain wailingggggggg took me out 😆😆😆

[@florence2885]

I love how Trixie's little girl voice is just Carl Wheezer

[@joaniec6178]

Napoleon was also the name of one of Trixie’s pets 🤯

[@alexipembrooke3510]

I have a dream recast for the movie clue, but specifically a darker, more sinister version. Mrs. Peacock: Cate Blanchett Ms. Scarlet: Elizabethan Gillies Mrs. White: Christina Ricci Mr. Green: Daniel Kaluuya Col. Mustard: Woody Harrelson Prof. Plum: Idris Elba Wadsworth: Sir Anthony Hopkins Mr. Boddy: Alexander Skarsgård Yvette: Lady Gaga

[@bunnybangz]

Thw fact yall coming back weekly has me totally gagged.

[@retrospacemonkey]

I feel like Trixie and Katya need to start listening to Maintenance Phase and You're Wrong About. I'm ready for a cross over episode.

[@BarbarossaSC2]

Trixie knows F's in the chat. 🤯

[@erikabrewer8867]

She is a gamer girl

[@BarbarossaSC2]

@@erikabrewer8867 I know, but even that reference I didn't expect her to ever say out loud. The only cut deeper would "press X to Jason". She is such a treasure.

[@DesireeMalary-qk1bt]

Omg YOU HAVE TO SEE THE WHALE! Please do a comment vid on this too. It will make you have all the emotions. It has everything. Literally and figuratively.

[@kailuschka]

The robbie turner shade i’m cacklinggg

[@janborisineinemwort]

trixie's open zipper is the pod version of the short mini skirts at unhhhh 😂❤😂❤😂

[@haramshibaharamshiba9558]

katya hating the ukrainian album from loboda is peak comedy

[@questaiescuchando]

But, like, why did she call her Eyeshee or something like that?

[@Reginageorgeisafuglyslut]

Unfortunately mobile homes are expensive as well. Even older ones that used to cost $10,000-$20,000, now cost $75,000-$150,000. My aunt and uncle bought a massive plot of land and was going to put a modular home on there. The modular and double-wide (two trailers put together) would cost them $175,000-$250,000 sadly. I grew up in a trailer my whole life and know the feeling of shame I had with it. But I was so so fortunate to have a stable home and while we were poor, we were happy and loved.

[@Rocko8000]

I know right. I guess they were cheaper back then...but now??? Cant afford it.

[@morticiabaddams]

And the space fees that they charge now are insane, it's disgusting.

[@jasonlang8703]

I love my trailer! I wish it was on private property. It is very affordable for me! I live in a 1993 and bought it in 2012 for $7500 now all i have is lot rent. I have been able to update the home with the money i saved ❤ highly recommend! You can do what ever the hell you want to it!

[@ZoraTheberge]

Why is Trixie’s Inner Child selling me a banking app?

[@MrEmmierachel]

Unfortunately a lot of mobile homes are upwards of 120k and THEN they shaft you with lot rent 😭😭😭

[@josiahscurlock]

The name Swoozy Kurtz has always stuck in my craw. Sounds like something you'd name a chihuahua.

[@Mybestfriendlivesinboston]

Love Trixie’s shirt !!!

[@LittleAMV]

only podcast that i listen to the sponsors

[@samanthaminaya7410]

Even as a millennial turning 30 this year, owning a home sounds like a foreign concept 😂

[@faith8090]

girl i literally left the same exact comment as you 😭 us younger millennials are struggling too lmao

[@laurennielson9309]

miss tracy's fly being open made the whole shania twain bit so much funnier

[@snakey319]

Nappy lived a fabulous last years, starring in vids with AY (doggie starmaker).

[@faith8090]

“she was a dog type of lady. a dogish type of gal???” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@dottieland7061]

You two are cheering me up no end. I am having a difficult time and you guys are class. Love from Tokyo and I wish you could come and visit

[@MargieSchneider]

Clock Trixie's fly down all the way at 6:59 LOL

[@ericah.4909]

I'm still waiting for the 200th episode of UNHhhhhh.

[@BooksRebound]

It's out on wow now or KZbin on April 15th

[@Globalastral5]

Hi poor

[@NBaeza100]

Not me in the process of trying to buy a mobile home so that one day I can ACTUALLY afford a home one day.

[@GleePotter8468]

katya sitting on the left and trixie sitting on the right is just deeply wrong

[@emmiem6159]

Lol this dave and busters bit🤣

[@Sateda-pr4cv]

07:02 it's the open fly for me