The Drinker Reviews Batwoman - Episode 1

[@TheCriticalDrinker]

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[@eriklehnsherr5784]

Thank you drinker! It takes a good good man to subject yourself to such misery to save others from having to live through it themselves.

[@neubianx]

Drinker, I can't do Patreon and support those turds. You got a backup support option?

[@doublep1980]

Mr.Drinker,you need to review the new Terminator movie. They did it,they made a Terminator movie which is even more crap than Genesys!! Calling it a crapfest is an understatement.

[@musicismypassion7686]

cant wait for you to review terminator

[@davidschultz682]

Love the name Gozer for Batwoman

[@NTAD]

"Why am I even watching this show?" So that we don't have to...and your self-sacrifice is beyond appreciated.

[@tommyzDad]

Hear hear!

[@mos6507]

His chronological plot-summaries actually make bad material watchable, just for his commentary track. I would watch full length Batwoman just to have him rifftrax his way through it.

[@civonious]

He's the critic we need.

[@me2me242]

Gracias señor drinker, from nyc.

[@frealms]

@@civonious He's the *drinker* we need

[@LadyDoomsinger]

Batman: Trains for years with a secret society of assassins. Batwoman: Steals gadgets.

[@chuckhoyle1211]

To be fair, she was in the army for a while. I mean not the US Army army or the special forces, but some sort of army/paramilitary/security service thing. I'm sure they taught her how to beat up trained killers twice her size with her bare hands there. Sure. This show would have some credibility if they used a washed up UFC fighter. I'm sure Rhonda Rousey is available. She could not be a worse actor than Rose and she looks like she has eaten an entire sandwich at some point.

[@LadyDoomsinger]

@@chuckhoyle1211 To be more fairer-er; if they had chosen a more muscular actress to play the role, they'd just get the same complaints as The Last of Us 2.

[@chuckhoyle1211]

@Monte tsar Yes and no. Generally speaking, a bouncer has to be able to stop a fight before it begins by sheer intimidation. Could a scrawny guy be able to subdue people effectively? Sure. But you don't want it to get to that point.

[@chuckhoyle1211]

@@LadyDoomsinger The complaints about Last of Us 2 is that it is not possible for a woman to get that buff in a calorie scarce post-apocalyptic situation. When you are barely staving off starvation most of the time, nobody will look like a power-lifter. Look at photos of old-timey pioneers and such. They were all scrawny. I'm sure they were all strong and tough but they did not look like 80s action heroes. Not enough calories for it.

[@LadyDoomsinger]

@@chuckhoyle1211 Riiiight... That's what people were complaining about... Wink. Wink.

[@breadman2983]

So I'm guessing all the male villains left with batman aswell?

[@strawhatmucci7086]

Might get falsely accused who wouldn't.

[@assafalpert1309]

bruh you can't have a male villain when ALL men are villains

[@QJ89]

Even the Mad Hatter? The 1st episode would suggest otherwise. Unless Alice has no relation to Jervis whatsoever. I wouldn't be surprised if they had never even met!

[@Alientcp]

And the writers apparently.

[@kumbandit]

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[@dialaskisel5929]

"You know brain damage is actually a thing? Yes, I'm sure the writers of this show are intimately familiar with that fact.

[@benvinew6465]

I'd say intimately acquainted, but blissfully unaware.

[@biggains1]

Just watching the clips hes showing I actually feel mentally damaged. I think I smell copper

[@owenmaleski2203]

Speaking of brain damage, why does her helmet make her look like Batman caught a case of hydrocephalus? Or the angsty daughter of Dark Helmet?

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

To be fair, Batman never cared about that ether.

[@SerpicoVendemion]

plot twist the writers of this have brain damage lol -

[@oz7799]

You know what's really good about this show, unlike Game of Thrones it didn't took six years to suck. Nice time saver.

[@drlee2]

Westworld only took two years.

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

@@drlee2 Such a shame man, the first season of westworld was so great

[@Headbangerr-en2cc]

Yeah. I wish, we could see Batwoman in some "Shows, which were cancelled after 1 episode" compillation.

[@derangedhermit7981]

@@drlee2 Altered Carbon only took 9 episodes before black Mary Sue whom never played a part in the book, to save the day, when every episode previous she was a traumatized puddle unable to find the will to say anything. Yet somehow she gains access to the plot and knows what needs to be done and her two days of training (several months if we take into account the time dilation) with an AI who we have never seen use hand to hand combat allows her to defeat people who have spent the last 250 years killing people on a daily basis.

[@pokeman5000]

@@RRRRRRRRR33 Because they hid their hand. It was always a shitty forced feminist, diversity pushing, male hating circle jerk. The only thing is in season one it was just an underlying theme. Season 2 they cranked that shit to 10 and the story was just a vessel for the message. Season 3 is going to be just as bad if not worse.

[@luchomscyfy]

"Did you just asume your state of preparedness?" I just died. Brilliant.

[@greytroll1632]

"You know, brain damage is actually a thing" was great too. And the irony is that is proven by the people who make this show.

[@Joel-zg5tz]

I outright laughed out loud

[@kentjensen4504]

Genius.

[@wolfman7284]

"she doesn't need help from ANY maan..... so she goes to her cousin, Bruce Wayne's house to ask for help..." lol.

[@bryanmanuel4945]

More like steal his shit

[@stunner9005]

And she doesn’t seem concerned that he disappeared.

[@CommanderTato]

@@bryanmanuel4945 Kinda the same "we wuz kangz" modus operandi

[@NFawc]

Strong female lead?: Check! Black intelligent male character?: Check! Homosexual affirmation?: Check! Shallow unnecessary woke bollox?: Check!

[@QJ89]

Deja-vu: Kara is friends/allied with James (who's black) and her sister, Alex, is gay. Huh.

[@damienhouse7706]

Granted, Kate Kane in the comics is actually gay.

[@shaun64vet]

Sooner or later actors and actresses from minority groups will ask did I get the part on merit or to tick a box?

[@NFawc]

@@shaun64vet Way it's going, it could be any working minority person. And of course we already have this as an issue in US colleges too...

[@rnvaamonde]

White villain? Checked White sexist male? Checked Asian girl as secondary character? Checked (not asian man, god forbid! No one wants to see that!)

[@antonydrossos5719]

I'm thinking there's a reason Ruby Rose was cast as a mute in John Wick Chapter 2...

[@AnnaDraconida]

Yup, they kept her silent and let Wick off her in 30 seconds. Great filmmaking!

[@robat774]

but i liked her role, she was pretty cool.

[@AnnaDraconida]

@@robat774 The character is indeed cool and the movie is so great it makes Ruby look good. The girl is just so limited in her range. I can see why she's successful at modeling but why she keeps "acting" is beyond me.

[@allthecolors6900]

Lmao

[@Varce]

Had no idea that was her! I actually liked her a lot in that movie, thought it was cool to see their interactions with each other.

[@BlaBla-jj6sh]

Yeah, I totally stole this, but here we go: woke critics: "This show is literal perfection!" audience: "it will be when it's cancelled"

[@robvanspunkmeyer]

it was worth sharing!

[@dongbong7405]

Hey, at least you’ve got the balls to admit it

[@seanbrennan5192]

Bla Bla “Better than the joker”

[@bigdoggaming7438]

Hahahahah good shiit

[@Simpsfan300]

Everyone: “Batman and Robin is the worst thing to happen in the Batman universe.” Batwoman: “Hold my Gender Studies degree...”

[@savintcrew76]

But what about bat nipples on the new shows

[@TheNefastor]

The best (or worst) thing is, Batman and Robin actually had genuine "strong female characters" (Uma Thurman's and Alicia Silverstone's) so when it comes to gender equality it's several light-years ahead of this SJW shit-show.

[@maxlunser5804]

Simpsfan300 no batman and robin is the BEST FILM OF ALL TIME 100% rotten tomatoes

[@carltheincels6641]

Batwoman: Wow I successfully became the worse in my Franchise! Wokenator Dark Fate: Hold my Collage Debt.

[@TastyChurro]

I like Batman and Robin though lol

[@seangannon6081]

That ice was at least 6 inches thick, the Rock would have a hard time breaking through that with a sledgehammer while standing on top, but she used her half-drowned memory power to bare knuckle her way up from underwater. Maybe the whole show is just her hypothermia induced coma dreams while she’s drowning.

[@jaydenslaptop]

Maybe, huh?

[@jdon306]

Most logical explanation I’ve seen.

[@specialk9424]

Maybe that's why she's not in the second season.

[@MrMorbid_yt]

@@specialk9424 LOL

[@HorizonXD]

Now it all makes sense... :D

[@jonbaxter2254]

"Did you just assume her state of preparedness?!" Alright, I'm remembering that...

[@petersteenkamp]

Illidan, right?

[@Baconbeerify]

Came looking for this comment

[@Caz1242]

That was so good! 😂

[@JosueSantiagoG]

Also my favorite. Lol

[@Ebalosus]

Likewise

[@itwasalladream7134]

‘All the size and upper body strength of a malnutrished 12 year old boy!’ Critical you absolute beauty :D

[@philipsiziba7316]

"She doesnt need the help of any man" "SO she goes to her cousin for help"

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Kinda like the Birds of Prey trailer.

[@damian-lk6dh]

@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 why??

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

@@damian-lk6dh Harley talks about breaking out with the "Joker". Talks the whole trailer about him.

[@ipsumcontumelia6973]

Julio Víctor Manuel Schaeffer Manrique but Harley was abused and humiliated by the Joker, so I kinda understand why she would talk about him. Like in the comic, she has PTSD every time she remembers him and has a break down every time he is mentioned in a positive light. The best breakdown was when a villain claimed that she was the Joker’s Daughter so she beat the shit out of her til she’s near death. The only beef I have with the Birds of Prey movie is that it should have been called “Gotham City Sirens”

[@Jatramain]

@Chem avengers didn't need a movie but here we go.

[@qwer58j]

I almost drowned once. But I'm okay because at the last second I decided not to.

[@Zara-Bari]

I never thought of trying that. You are an inspiration. My life is changed.

[@joselin4753]

@@Zara-Bari dude your alive now?👀

[@Zara-Bari]

@@joselin4753 due to the laws of plot convenience, yes.

[@JiiWoon]

lmaaaao

[@archlich4489]

Good call!

[@AzamSajjad329]

Superman: Do you bleed? Batwoman: Every month.

[@reman3000]

lmfao

[@ericolivencia]

I've done plenty of laughing out loud at KZbin comments over the years, but this might be one of the true 'spit-take' moments. Thanks Azam, you won the internet today (10/30/19)

[@Reinhardovich]

Bwahahahahahahaha

[@niklashenritzi2084]

nice

[@ankurkharal5632]

😂😂😂

[@Paullawrence1007]

When this show gets canceled, and hopefully that'll be soon, the cast and fans(all three) will blame it on the patriarchy. 😫🙄

[@tunnar79]

You know something's bad when it's failure is blamed on men or the "patriarchy".

[@VioletDeathRei]

Three? That seems rather optimistic, clearly even Ruby doesn't watch it or she'd of never let them air this.

[@simonking195]

it's already been blamed on the straight community

[@MrDemoralizer]

Straight community? Is this a thing?

[@slyanna3688]

Sheesh i'm a feminist and i consume a lot of feminist media, that actually has good writing and proper female protagonists. To name some of the top of my head: there's good girls revolt, 3%, the handmaids tale, killing eve, fleabag, harlots and many more. This batwoman series however, is objectively an unwatchable mess from the writing to the acting, it makes the supergirl series look 100x better. Writers can stuff surface level BS in their show to make it look woke but i can smell the shallowness from miles away.

[@adamholt4317]

"If you don't see the final twist coming in the first 5 minutes, you're probably a character in this show" aaaahhhahaha that's some damn good writing, that got me good. Cheers to that

[@anomad6314]

agreed.... this review is art

[@jarednil69]

This is why I loved watching XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS growing up! Xena was tough but could show emotional range, she wasn't invincible and you weren't bashed over the head with a feminist/lesbian thing.

[@Krysnha]

Nnot to mention that Xena, actually, looks like a tougth warrior, and have a body that goes, these girl, is well, you have to literaly turn off the brain

[@tarron3237]

And she actually looked like a woman.. without being ashamed of that

[@M0butu]

The writers of Xena have at least read a couple Greek mythology books to "get into the material".

[@TheMeta141]

not to mention her battle cry was hilarious

[@jarednil69]

@@TheMeta141 Absolutely!! I tried to do it but my voice can't go that high lol

[@deatheven13]

Remember in 2019 it's okay to have a woman be a damsel in distress as long as the prince is also a woman.

[@PragmaticOptimist_N7]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯

[@difficultbastard]

The princess always gets her...um, princess.

[@TurlessTiger]

Well, female anyway, woman is debatable...

[@john45hhh]

@trf12567 Mostly it is,and a garbage show also

[@boingaon]

Ah yes, Prince Judy

[@dorianl7294]

“That’s how drowning works. You can just decide not to.”

[@Erick7Greenday]

Huh, didn't notice Captain Marvel was the star of this series.

[@StreetcornerPhilosopher]

@@Erick7Greenday you mean Bruh Larson

[@silviot8177]

Only if you're an empowered female

[@varthaner4617]

Batwoman is somewhat offensive towards millions of victims of winter drownings across history. "They just weren't trying hard enough". Also, not even world champion of boxing could throw a punch like that while completly unbraced underwater. Newtonian Physics just says fuck no. All you'd accomplish is moving yourself downward.

[@ew3612]

Varthaner yeah.... i was thinking the same thing. there is no way that you could punch through 2" or roughly 50mm of ice let alone doing it unbraced. *edit* it was more like 1/2" to 3/4 which is more believable if you were braced but not floating in water.

[@MissMoontree]

"We should make a female superhero thing" "Good idea, what you have in mind?" "We take a male superhero, but instead of man, it is woman!" "Uhu okay, go on, what is the plot?" "It is a woman" The reason so many female superhero's fail is because there is no love, thought or creativity put in it. It is just made to say "look, female superhero". It is so damn cheap.

[@sgt.zaitsev287]

You want a good female superhero movie? Wonder Woman. Easily the best DCEU movie I have seen to date.

[@666LonesomeSailor]

Beer for 50cent is cheap, Whiskey for 5 bugs is cheap, one houre in a massagesalon "with sucsess" for 50 bugs is cheap.... This BRADWOMAN thing is just disgusting.

[@LeeEverett1]

To be fair they did turn Batwoman lesbian in the comics. It's still a dumpster fire though.

[@ryanmcdaniel1933]

Anyone else read this in Ryan George voice?

[@jonnybennett9493]

Spot on. Mostly written by men that think all women really want in life is to be as physically strong as a man 🤦‍♂️

[@CIMAmotor]

The plot line was preposterously unbelievable, I mean, a cricket bat! In America!

[@vordman]

Yeah, that was the only bit I didn't buy.

[@QJ89]

A tribute to Lewis Carrol's heritage? It ain't that deep, fam.

[@cmurphy2826]

I mean good luck even finding somewhere to buy one here

[@LeBoomStudios]

Perhaps Gotham City is actually in Illinois? Man, fuck Illinois gun laws.

[@linejumper8204]

I'd like to introduce Ben Afleck in Dazed and Confused.

[@jfernando316]

Alfred: This show is literal perfection. Batwoman: it will be once it's cancelled.

[@Here_is_Waldo]

Aaaaaaand renewed.

[@5Ci0N]

@@Here_is_Waldo and Ruby Rose quit 👋

[@NIGHTSTALKER973]

@@5Ci0N All because of a stunt injury so serious she needed to have emergency surgery in order to help prevent paralysis imagine that your acting career potientally ending and it was all down to being in this dumpster fire of a tv show.

[@j.a.hernandez9742]

Jesus fuck when does evil ambitions stop,

[@klickonthat5244]

Well look at that, you hit the nail on the head. It JUST got canceled today. (May 1, 2022)

[@curatorcogs5438]

I just imagine Heath Ledger’s Joker comes back to Gotham, expecting to find his proverbial equal, but instead just laughs at Batwoman

[@slicedtopieces]

Sounds like a perfect set up for a parody cartoon.

[@OGchidoriKNight]

She would last all of 2 seconds against the Joker.

[@curatorcogs5438]

Amaterasu Oh yeah he’d fucking kill her Hell he’d probably play with her first

[@freeross371]

@@slicedtopieces Yeah, that would be awesome

[@quietbeest]

Just thought about that scene where he caught a Batman wanna-be, Ruby would be in that same situation. "See, this is how CRAAZZY Batman's made Gotham!!!"

[@PabloSapanga]

“She doesn’t need help from any man ...so she goes to her cousin Bruce Wayne’s house for help” Brilliant! 😂🤣

[@palmerswei1572]

Well his rich and famous the type of guys the Liberals are into.

[@RoarOfWolverine]

“Someone stuck Rian Johnson’s head on the body of an anorexic child?”, made me spew my coffee a bit. I laughed when I saw the outfit. She looked like the Felix The Cat cartoon from the 60s with the oversized head and pointy ears.

[@god563616]

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@richardnosiglia3736]

Don't insult Felix like that ! Maybe he'll let Batwoman borrow his bag of tricks - she could use it...

[@mckinstryza]

"She doesn't need help from any man, so she goes to her cousin Bruce Wayne's house to ask for help" - too perfect

[@Safarichromosomeslol]

Like: fuck logic

[@Arbatov]

The cuts of Tyrion puking were hilarious. Well played.

[@khfan4life365]

They were well-placed too. 🤣

[@grayalun]

Absolutely hilarious and extremely apt.

[@chucksenhowzen9740]

“Cause that’s how drowning works...you can decide not to.” Just like how Rian Johnson decides to make Rey better at fighting than Luke

[@thelaughingrouge]

Like how Rey jumped into the ocean after living on a desert planet her whole life and didn't immediately fucking drown.

[@Brantlins]

Charles Caballero and that you can hyper speed through battle ships

[@chucksenhowzen9740]

...and use jedi mind tricks without even knowing a goddamn thing about it

[@Burusagi]

Lord Walter Stark That boggles my mind to this day. If this is possible, why hasn’t it been adapted into strapping hyperspeed engines onto torpedoes or some shit and sniping enemy ships from literally the other side of the bloody universe? Why bother with fighters, bombers and all those comparatively short-range tactics?

[@BrownGaijin]

It how Leia just uses the force to float back to the ship so the crew can open up the door and rescue her from the vacuum of space.

[@brabbelbeest]

"If you don't see the final twist comming in the first five minutes, then you're most likely a character in this show" absolutely brilliant!

[@mkendrick94]

“Did you just assume her state of preparedness” That nearly killed me

[@ravicreed9138]

Ohh know you didn"t

[@CorneliuZeleaCodreanu9]

But at the last second you decided not to die, right?

[@warren286]

The best part of these reviews are the cuts of Tyrion puking.

[@dirk_035]

And the sick roasts provided by drinker

[@Aredel]

Coming together to form the perfect balance of toasty humor.

[@CommanderTato]

Drinker voice is pure gold.

[@SheldonAdama17]

And the Sam Neill Event Horizon screams

[@LookOutGuysItsBrennan]

That image of the destroyed toilet made me guffaw

[@Lord_Deimos]

After watching Batwoman's cringe-inducing trailer: 'All i have are negative thoughts'

[@silviot8177]

Good! Good! Let the hate flow through you!

[@TheHulk1850]

I can feel your anger, it gives you focus, makes you stronger...

[@MidnightBlueRed]

*negative thots

[@mos6507]

Ahhh.... Joker's quotables make it an instant classic.

[@SavagexRaccoon]

the song in the back ground made my ears bleed witht hte whole "im a WOMAN" man can you not keep reminding me every 5 seconds shes a woman

[@stephenrice2063]

"Brain damage is a thing." This sums up the series.

[@fatefinger]

“Fanfiction written by an adolescent girl”That’s probably what it is.

[@Dinoslay]

That's *exactly* what it is.

[@heartlessbasturd5481]

Supergirl is almost as good

[@alexandrascott5293]

Or a very effeminate gay man

[@anthonyfava9367]

Probably a non-binary person. You can't assume these days...

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Oh no, don't remind me of My Inmortal!

[@cathaloriordan271]

If, instead of saying "When it fits a woman" she just said "it will be...when it fits me", it would sound more badass and infinitely less cringey. Such a simply fix

[@whythatspreposterous]

Science guy: "So, I've tailored the suit to fit a woman, just like you suggested. *pauses for effect* You can come on out now, Whoopi! *winks* (Me an' Whoopi go way back...)"

[@grey8478]

It's still an awful line, you just took away the alt-left political undertone. Like a nice paint-job on a Toyota Prius.

[@charlesw5919]

I'm sure they know that. This line is selected specifically to push the agenda.

[@bloodyneptune]

And by pandering to that specific Tumblr demographic, I assume theres a lot of "who says it doesn't _already_ fit a woman"

[@liamhicks547]

@@charlesw5919 ^this

[@leonardodavi2695]

"Why does her outfit look like someone stuck Rian Johnson's head on the body of an anorexic child?" BEST. LINE. EVER!

[@JakeFusion]

I love that he's trying not to laugh as he delivers it. Rarely does he ever break character. But that was GREAT.

[@ShinkuGouki]

He nailed her look 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidharrison7014]

More like RUIN Johnson!

[@suzybearheart530]

So accurate too 😂

[@DrDolan2000]

Just imagine, for one minute, two people looking at Wonder Woman's outfit and this happens "It needs a few touch-ups" "Her suit is literal perfection" "It *will* be... when it fits a man"

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

Thanks for that mental image.

[@basedcrusader8205]

"Go away now" is my all time favorite quote.

[@Longshanks1690]

@Liberty Prime Surely it would be "Death is a preferable alternative to Communism?"

[@jonesinator47]

Liberty Prime It should be on a T-Shirt

[@charleshetrick3152]

Mine is “Nah, et’ll be fine!”

[@greytroll1632]

@@charleshetrick3152 Same here

[@dusky5535]

Liberty Prime It just works.

[@chriskarpetas]

Michelle Pfeiffer's 3 second scene had more emotion in it than what the entire cast of the show could muster in that whole episode.

[@ABeardedDad]

"Why am I even watching this show" You're takin one for the team bro. I'll be givin it a miss.

[@kreese-yi2nb]

Hail The Critical One!

[@AfroGaz71]

The hero we need.

[@samblack5313]

“Did you just assume her state of preparedness” Gtfo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lee3r24]

Good to see Rotten Tomatoes is consistent when it comes to this kind of garbage. Critics score: 71% Audience score : 12%

[@WayoftheDave]

They lost credibility quite some time ago.

[@jammygamer8961]

@Col. Commissar Ibram Gaunt Wth? That makes makes nearly no sense

[@mehitablestorm8877]

Even they can't bump it past 70 or so.

[@rovhalt6650]

That's why I love RT. Despite everything they continue to show both polls making it possible for us to see the bullshit.

[@Vario69]

Had 9% at one point

[@shadow19831]

Plot twist: the director is actually anti-feminist and the ultimate goal is to show them feminists the errors of their way

[@sandrocedeno502]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣

[@UnderExtimated]

😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@ackkenan2346]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@EclipseHedgehog]

now that would be funny

[@chrismoore1372]

that might make it 'good'

[@MegaDon000]

The only show whose reviews are getting more views than the actual show 😂😂😂😂

[@otisbdriftwood6520]

was just thinking this

[@andresarmento7227]

GameHind This show will have a hard time against STD season 3.

[@derekdrake8706]

I thought this was hyperbole but it's actually true lol

[@danmanx2]

This is actually true.

[@masonharris9166]

@@danmanx2 Doctor Who has been that way recently....unfortunately...

[@Montanakid1988]

I swear to God when she said that whole “it will be. “when it fit’s a woman” line, I rolled my eyes so damn hard I saw my brain

[@pastywhite6669]

That is a very funny, descriptive line. Well done.

[@Montanakid1988]

@@pastywhite6669 thank you. I mean my god who approved that script? The reviews about how horrible the show was, was actually more entertaining than the show itself

[@pauldavis9387]

Same here. That was just gawd awful.

[@ryanbarker5217]

'it's just a terrible show.' welcome to the arrowverse.

[@RobinMcBeth]

Member the first season of Arrow? Member?

[@EmperorHelix]

@@RobinMcBeth season 2 was also fantastic. Season 3 made me stop watching permanently.

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

@We Have To Go Back Arrow 2.5 seasons The Flash was 1..LoT s3 s4 good

[@truckkun7704]

The first ten episodes of the flash were not that bad

[@Justin_Kipper]

You mean..."Welcome to the NEW Arrowverse"!

[@codeobey6821]

Batwoman : I don’t like it when a man takes credit for a woman’s work Also Batwoman :*steals all of Batman’s stuff and lives off his name , weapons and shit that he made*

[@lenainbelen592]

She looks like Justin Beiber trying to be tough.

[@truesoulghost2777]

You know what's really funny about that? Justin bieber is, in fact, a girl. Born one anyways. Has tried living life a boy.

[@beCoCOi]

And Miley Cyrus is actually a dude, and they are twins.

[@LukeLovesRose]

To be honest, Ruby is more masculine

[@lenainbelen592]

@@LukeLovesRoseLOL

[@darthrage2464]

She looks like Justin trying to be a boy.

[@TheUnapologeticGeek]

“Reviewing this show makes me feel like a pretentious art critic giving serious consideration to the stick man drawn in crayon by the preschooler that’s just soiled themselves.” -The Critical Drinker

[@Chris-kt9yq]

"Thats how drowning works, you just decide not to" -Feminist hero in a nutshell

[@davidharrison7014]

Meet the new Mary Sue!

[@davidharrison7014]

Or, as the Critical Drinker would say, "Nah, it'll be fine!"

[@daneyal7162]

More like "That's how logic works, you just decide to ignore it".

[@GeorgeMonet]

Isn't the corollary of that logic being you only drown because you choose to?

[@MrMeszaros]

Faminism is the movement promoting famines 😁

[@intelkore]

Oh look, she wears a tee with "The Ramones" on the front! Remember Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel's "Nirvana" t-shirt? These girls MUST be so cool, because t-shirt logos say so! Ah glorious, those all-male bands being appropriated by male-hating women... 🤦‍♂️ Edit: my bad, Nirvana was background music in the scene with Mar-vell. It was actually a Nine Inch Nails design on Carol Danvers’ t-shirt. Even better 👍

[@Walkbi]

They missed an opportunity there. She should be wearing a ‘Girlschool’, ‘The Donnas’ or ‘Arch Enemy’ shirt to really stick it to the patriarchy.....

[@birdup6663]

@@Walkbi It would have to be a butch non-binary indie pop group (rock is too masculine, so patriarchy). Girlschool were too sexy, The Donnas sang about boyfriends and other girls being jealous of them, and Arch Enemy has dudes in the band (white dudes, even). Clearly these bands are problematic.

[@peterumathum4903]

Wasn't the nirvana shirt admittedly just a way to make her look human tho? Pretty sure she was wearing that instead of her space suit, no one's trying to convince you she's a nirvana fan or some shit

[@AmySavage6]

@@Walkbi W.O.W would've been cool too. All these are way too unknown to the general public and couldn't convey how she's so "non-conforming" like the bland mass produced Ramones shirt does...

[@cy1254]

Pretty sure it was a Nine Inch Nails shirt not Nirvana

[@gurgamous]

"Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."

[@thelastroman7791]

Gozer: Are you a woman? Ghostbuster: No? Gozer: Then, DIE!

[@TheKing-uc4og]

Yeah that oughta do it Ray!

[@stevenirving4597]

If someone asks if you're a woman, you say YES!

[@CultureWatcher5000]

"I thought Gozer was a man." "It's whatever it wants to be."

[@RadeonX0X]

"When she's angry she looks like a kid who's been told she can't have a flake in her ice cream.'' I almost choked in my oatmeal.

[@bigiron7547]

Sean Wilkinson right? I was thinking it too what is a flake

[@dunn0r]

*In* your oatmeal? What were you doing *in* your oatmeal?

[@Here_is_Waldo]

Have you never had the deliciousness that is a Cadbury chocolate flake in your ice cream?

[@Batchall_Accepted]

@Sean Wilkinson in the UK including Scotland and Ireland we like to stick a nice big lump of chocolate into our ice creams. It's a little bit of extra joy in our day to make up for the fact that it's ALWAYS FUCKING OVERCAST.

[@write2pras84]

Nick Alonso Cadbury Flake. It’s common in UK and ireland to have a stick of flake in soft serve ice cream. Costs like 50p extra but it’s amazeballs! Naturally kids like to have the flake instead of just plain soft serve.

[@AegisAuras]

I’m actually having a hard time comprehending why or how the “it will be when it fits a women” line exists. It’s so unbelievably cringy, circle jerking, sexist, arrogant, disrespectful, etc, that it seems like some form of satire a critic would use to mock the theme of the show, not an actual line in the show. On top of all that, the irony of her being incredibly sexist while she steals a man’s work is just... I literally don’t have the words at the moment to express how ridiculous it is to me. The lack of self awareness here is incredible. I guess it’s just a manifestation of the how far the writers have shoved their heads up their own asses. The double standard is insane too. Imagine how the critics would respond to a dude stealing Catwoman’s suit and saying “The suit will be perfect when it fits a man”.

[@rudeboycharm7319]

@Kamil S shut up.

[@reharl4953]

"Catman". That's a comedy skit worth making.

[@PsychoWedge]

I actually know someone who absolutely loves that line. I felt uncomfortable after she said that... xD

[@notacommie5415]

Welcome to the cognitive disconnect known as liberalism

[@drewbradberry7051]

Kamil S lol your response is basically “ my country better, me stronger, me cooler, you dumb.” Goddamn children need to grow the fuck up

[@jackobwpierdemoller4698]

"I've shat out things that are both heavier and scarier than this girl." I'm sorry, I just can't stop laughing xDD

[@silviot8177]

#metoo

[@DARisse-ji1yw]

It was "shat" ....

[@jules-pierremalartre7800]

I rewatch this every time I need a good laugh. One of the Drinker’s best review.

[@dronesclubhighjinks]

This is the first time I've seen this video. My favorite Drinker reviews are Rings of Power, and Charlie's Angels for some reason. 😂

[@MB-ls6zi]

She looks like a post-operative Justin Bieber.

[@trixstermillion2190]

No, she doesn't at all.

[@ChrisSmith-bw1nt]

Yeah but Beiber has a bigger clit.

[@tommyortega7796]

lmao

[@666LonesomeSailor]

Look at 8:21, there she looks like a 14 year old boy. Ohh DC - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

[@IRMentat]

M M not far off pre op either.

[@robertkroberjr.157]

Gotham: We're being overrun with SJWS! Batman: That's it I'm outta here!

[@ButcherOfKhorne]

The dark knight leaves

[@amos-quito77]

🤣🤣🤣

[@davynhainstock7503]

It's a shame about gotham I was prdy stoked on the first couple seasons

[@davynhainstock7503]

@Lord Admiral Spire nice were is the guardsman recruiting office

[@davynhainstock7503]

@Lord Admiral Spire sounds good man werd my lazgun before I pull this shit off

[@MrPlowboy666]

"Kate Kane, played by Gozer the Gozarian"....I had a mouthful of coffee when he said that, and then I didn't. Now, my laptop has a mouthful of coffee...all over it. Worth it.

[@666LonesomeSailor]

Still not learned? Don´t drink and eat while funny and/or sarcastic videos, maybe if you pause it ;P

[@dreday5880]

I actually spit out my beer. My wife asked me, "Are you ok?"

[@rcgunner7086]

Yeah, that was a good shot and spot on too. Hell, if they ever want to make a proper remake of Ghost Busters then I would nominate her for Gozer.

[@xminusone1]

Don't drink anything while watching this. It's dangerous.

[@slipperysloper3721]

I feel like if a 5’6 woman who weighs 104 lbs got punched by a man, let alone savagely beaten, she’d quit the vigilante business and spend the next three weeks sobbing.

[@Endru85x]

Ruby already played an assasin in John Wick2. Wick picks her up and smashes her into wall. A short and beatiful summary of how strenght and mass DOES MATTER.

[@lukaviwifalc1119]

I just hope my death makes more cents than this show.

[@EnderShard]

Subtle

[@kortex7360]

That's a high quality reference 😄🙌🏼

[@exeledusprince9165]

I was going to call out your grammar when I realized what was going on. Nice job, my dude.

[@georgewinston7885]

Perhaps Ruby Rose could apply some heavy makeup and laugh? Still wouldn't save this show.

[@demonocusmetalocus3558]

sence

[@AugustoCabreraC]

“Jesus! I’ve shat out things, that are both heavier and scarier than this girl...”. I lost it here! Well played mate!

[@ButcherOfKhorne]

*claps slowly* Well played

[@theunknown1515]

Ruby Rose is the DC equivalent of Brie Larson

[@zaynawan1835]

Ahhhh dear sir, u got it right

[@thelastsmurf2229]

Underrated comment 🤣🤣

[@ppazpppaz8618]

Megara Lyons. You were drinking when you wrote this?

[@socksman9968]

@Megara Lyons so u know her personally?

[@ppazpppaz8618]

Megara Lyons . Let me guess you liked her sexist attitude to men?

[@commonsense9057]

"When she tries to look angry she just looks like a kid who's been told they can't have a flake in their ice cream " 😂 🔥

[@Ripdric]

Remember when a strong woman looked like Linda Hamilton. When i watched Terminator 2 i could honestly believe that woman would be capable of inflicting bodily harm easily. She looked like a actually 'strong woman'. A light breeze could destroy this batwoman and lol at her bat suit - 'perfect' ;P

[@wildcard3261]

I love Ripley❤

[@BossLevel2013]

@@salatiouskrumb2527 Facts

[@EE9Civic]

@@salatiouskrumb2527 Exactly, they are both total badasses and they were both quite attractive because of their non physical strength, strength of character I guess.

[@WittlessWonder]

100% agreed. When Connor beat the shit outta the security guards and doctors in the asylum she was in, it was totally badass. I cant remember once thinking: "this is just showing girlpower" or some crap like that. Just shows how far things have gone to hell.

[@turbobrent9435]

now days SJW's pretend women like that never existed.

[@rxhawk75]

“Kate Kane, played by Gozer the Gozerian” LMAO

[@Madmax-rz5hz]

John Wick made a mistake not finishing her off like he did everyone else in the 1st 2 movies

[@the.dandy.man2]

Well hindsight's 20-20

[@bigiron7547]

Madmax is that ruby rose? Thought it was someone else

[@Madmax-rz5hz]

@@bigiron7547 yep, Google says so, so it must be true. More importantly so does my DVD

[@CountDoucheula]

Technically, he did. When he was fighting the black guy on the train he stabs him in the chest but leaves the blade embedded in his chest, plugging the wound and giving him the opportunity for medical assistance. He does this as a sign of respect for an old colleague. He does the same thing to lightbulb head at the end, but instead removes the blade, thus ensuring her demise.

[@Madmax-rz5hz]

@@CountDoucheula well spotted, I bow to your superior eye for detail, even if it does destroy the narrative I was trying to push

[@firefox3977]

"When there's a will, there's a way..." Ah so you admit that you may have tried to hard to hurt yourself with reviewing this for us We enjoy your suffering and warnings

[@noneofyourbusiness3288]

1:25 climbing out of a hole in ice is extremely difficult, because it is slippery, you have nothing to hold onto (except if you have an ice-pick or something) and if the ice is thin enough to be broken by you in the first place, it is thin enough, that every-time you put weight onto the edge it breaks bit by bit, dropping you in the water again. Without help you are screwed, even with help it is very dangerous to the rescuers.

[@matthewpatrick7263]

How dare you mention reality.

[@mehitablestorm8877]

Excellent point but again......we're no longer dealing with reality.

[@JRTKesha]

Did you just assume the thickness of her ice?

[@tacitus5665]

@@JRTKesha Ice-shameing, I guess

[@robtallini1346]

But we'll let it slide that she's fine after being hit in the head with a cricket paddle?

[@michaelsimons2851]

"She looks like a kid that has been told she can't have a flake in her ice-cream." Too true and too funny!

[@Tiger74147]

"You know, it's a total mystery why this lass couldn't cut it in the military, because they're well known for letting people just do their own thing." Hahhaha, gold!

[@zalamael]

"Brain damage is actually a thing" - Critical Drinker, after downing a pint of gin, 2019

[@steeveedee8478]

Funny thing - first time he said that I had just downed a pint of strongly mixed G&T (no ice). Damn lovely I recommend it!

[@jaha379]

Nah, it'll be fine After the second pint

[@zalamael]

@@jaha379 What makes you bad, makes you better. Just gotta keep going until you break through the pain barrier. Worry about the hangover once you run out of money and have no choice but to deal with it.

[@sandytrunks]

Funny, yeah, but I don't think Gin is Critical Drinker's preferred libation. I thought it was Scotch. Me... it's Tequila. Añejo. Neat. Often.

[@silviot8177]

Genius

[@KenRFoxNashvilleSEO]

The humor in your channel is strong enough to almost hide how on target and high end your review skills are. Almost. One of the best channels still allowed on slanted KZbin right now

[@lukesammons]

Ken R Fox Fact.

[@SAIIIURAI]

So true!

[@Trumpetjoe40]

The Drinker jumped on a live grenade to save us all

[@SpartacusColo]

ROFL

[@Mrch33ky]

No, he fell on it looking for the bathroom.

[@Silkys-a-clown]

"Apparently thats how drowning works , you can just decide not to" 😂😂

[@joba4848]

You know that ‘Batwoman’ has a better critics score than ‘The Joker’ on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s almost like we can’t trust the main stream media anymore. Who would have thought...

[@kousseye155]

My dude, you cannot. Trust the audience scores. Critics have agendas and have ruined the entertainment industry.

[@ministryofwrongthink9847]

When the review is more interesting than the actual show 😂🤣

[@r.j.lombardi111]

Indeed we live in interesting times.

[@Norrsky]

Batwoman: "Alice is her dead sister" My brain: "Unknown to speed, racer x is actually his older brother who ran away from home years ago"

[@bmabhilash01]

Hey, speed Racer is an awesome cartoon. Don't hate it. I mean don't link this to speed Racer

[@nathanielbelmont3098]

Speed Racer had way more emotional range than Ruby Rose does.

[@sullivandmitry1416]

Speed racer knew exactly what it wanted to be. It knew it was stupid and silly and just ran with it. This however thinks it’s brilliant and revolutionary

[@mrwhatshisname2526]

Batman: A literal reason why Gotham isn't a abandoned and destroyed city, a caring person who doesn't want to kill and always attempts to use Non-leath tactics, a incredibly smart man with some of the best tech out there, and smart detective, a man looking to protect anyone, anyway possible, no matter whom they are, not even killing those who have done the most horrible, immoral, and disturbing acts, like the Joker, a literal pacifist. Batwoman: An entitled brat, a literal Theif.

[@Jetstar589]

I just love how he starts to constantly call her Gozer after a while

[@S3thousand]

"With all the upper body strength of a twelve year old boy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@S3thousand]

@Eli Pen right. 😄 it wad a great line.

[@JacobBen94]

Probably less tbh

[@rcgunner7086]

Uh, I have boys in my class that would own her in a wrestling match, and heck, more than a couple of girls who could for that matter too.

[@pearz420]

Ruby Rose is not an actress, she's a lesbian.

[@mariolovesmagicmushrooms3137]

Pearz only movie she should be in is lesbian porn

[@mariolovesmagicmushrooms3137]

Blue cigar Gaming no thanks had one this morning I'm nice and clean 👍🏻

[@toweypat]

But isn't that all we need????????

[@ufarax8845]

@@mariolovesmagicmushrooms3137 Couplings - Lesbian Spank Inferno.

[@mitlandir5761]

One can be both a lesbian and an actress. It's one thing to be annoyed by the rampant SJW ideologies, and another to be a bigot

[@szechuon6971]

Every time Ruby Rose is on screen, I have to buy a new TV to replace the one I destroyed. Thank God I work for a living instead of screaming social justice or i wanted be able toa afford all these TVs.

[@Tralman1965]

The "tough, bad attitude female" character has run it's course. It's overused and not convincing.

[@garethoneill5676]

Nothing really wrong with it: it's just that it's always at the expense of the male characters.

[@Tralman1965]

@@garethoneill5676 Exactly! I love the Sarah Connors and Ellen Ripleys but this new breed is nothing more than a tool to demonize men.

[@reharl4953]

No 110 lb girl will ever beat an athletic 200 lb man in hand to hand combat. Unless someone shot him five or six times first.

[@reharl4953]

@Jim Johnson Lol. True.

[@carltheincels6641]

Only Xena and 90's Early 2000's Xman Cartoons/Movies did it perfectly and now. Like you said OVER used and always Misused and Wielded Clumsily. And JUST to bash Men and Sexuality and Race and Religion

[@vassilisa.n.1220]

Classic Mary Sue The universe gives her everything she needs and she has no weakness Also, wtf did she beat up the nerd guy?

[@azzaxjs]

men are week assert female dominance for the win!

[@JohnSmith-fe1oq]

Since said nerd guy was black, does it make her racist?

[@jinpachibobochan3532]

yeah, that was a very bully-like behavior... she had no reason to be so mean to the guy. But beating him up makes her look like a 'bad boy''

[@danicleckley5404]

Isn't he supposed to be Luke Fox - the genius who's also like a UFC fighter in the comics?

[@catdean828]

You know, nerds (supposedly) like strong women to come and beat the crap out of them on a regular basis. For no reason... *sigh* It's stupid and makes no sense like the rest of the show.

[@Bopperann]

Batman is missing and Bruce Wayne too. Also all the other interesting characters in Gothem are missing.

[@ButcherOfKhorne]

Oh god... This is the signs of the end of the world...

[@ShinkuGouki]

Yeah,the male hero CANNOT be present so the person with a vagina can be the hero

[@ghazghkullthraka6306]

Erase the word "other" and your sentece will make sense

[@dr.calibrations7984]

@@ghazghkullthraka6306 Dont diss commissioner Gordan and Batman's rogues gallery like that. Also I find it funny that dispite being a STRONK WAHMAN she has to poach the fucking Z-tier Batman villains like Alice in Wonderland, but because like 5 people who remember the Arkham games and the people who are really in the comics remember that the mad hatter is the bad guy so let's make a wahman the leader.

[@davidharrison7014]

And Harvey Dent, among them.

[@atse7en799]

"Kid that can't have a Flake in their ice-cream" I just lost it. Brilliant.

[@megadethmofo2001]

Excuse my American ignorance....what's a flake?

[@ianrobson9601]

@@megadethmofo2001 A chocolate flake

[@on0the0lamb]

I laughed when I saw her in the batsuit. I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the reaction they wanted.

[@deckard3755]

Batman: I'M BATMAN! Batwoman: I'M BATSHIT!

[@luisfelipewellenkamp5805]

BATMA'AM

[@wildcard3261]

Batbwahahaha😝🤡🧟‍♀️

[@MarkRVillano]

The Drinker: Saving precious and valuable minutes of our lives with every uttered syllable.

[@yudadicki7764]

Omg i just found this channel, and it's really funny how this man roast every movie . Love it, keep it going man 😂

[@charlesferdinand422]

Now I now what they mean when they said "Get woke, go broke".

[@emperorgameling5064]

@SNES Nes That's not how it goes

[@hhnoyeet342]

@@emperorgameling5064 j

[@lowkeyarki7091]

You should see how dr. Who is doing.

[@Jm-ki4su]

There's only one Ruby Rose, and she wears a red, hood, carries a scythe that transforms into a rifle, and slays werewolves. Dunno who this non-binary, lesbian, angry little boy/thing is, though.

[@666LonesomeSailor]

watch at 8:21 the description "angy little boy" fits quite well I think.

[@yu-nee4642]

Anime is a lot better at handling it's strong girls. And even if they aren't always good they at least do something right like being attractive.

[@frolovartur1986]

@@yu-nee4642 it was good at portraing strong girls. Lately show's writing have been on the decline.

[@spiceyblueroyalhoney1225]

@@yu-nee4642 Just wanna say RWBY is bad now and has sacrificed its characters for a lesbian ship. It by a company named rooster teeth. And no they don't make their characters strong they are either overpowered and don't learn anything or they are useless. Or both. First 3 volumes were ok/good then it starts to fall. At volume seven you give up. *Ruby* hasn't changed and any character development they tried to do goes to waste, *Weiss* is in her home Atlas but doesn't do anything despite being her time to shine they also made a reference to the American vote of Hillary vs Donald trump by making a scheming businessman (her father) into something cringy and overall doesn't do anything for the plot, *Blake* is supposed to be a victim of racism (she is a cat hybrid) but doesn't experience it most of the time and trying to make another character seem like an abuser but it clearly doesn't show in the world and just ruined a lot of potential over-all especially a character named Adam who could have been good but they put a lesbian chameleon hybrid to have redemption instead, *Yang* is just useless and only there for the lesbian ship with Blake and despite being sisters with Ruby doesn't comfort her or interact with her much because of the ship. overall the characters don't improve and become selfish liars and hypocrites. They are heavy in plot armour and I would not recommend it to anyone because the story isn't going anywhere and the fans are toxic.

[@Sir_Catnip]

wtf is RWBY

[@Francisah]

Ruby Rose isn't phoning it in. She's just a terrible actress.

[@rajamotivation4801]

He wasn't referring to Ruby with that one...

[@Alvarezpl]

And terrible human being.

[@blastification2]

She was pretty good in John Wick: Chapter 2. Maybe her not actually saying anything helped.

[@mehitablestorm8877]

She's not too bad if she doesn't talk.

[@85ddrummer]

She single handedly turned me off orange is the new black

[@AnthonyCSN]

I still can't believe we aren't past the girl fight thing... like these things always have to have a girl for the girl to fight same with the new Wonder Woman!!!

[@janehrahan5116]

Wonder woman is established to have superhuman strength. Wonder woman decking a 250lb guy is no more difficult that superman pulling the earth. "Batwoman" on the other hand is a completely biologically normal human and her size/strength can have real world comparisons. Especially since it's in the dark knight universe, easily the most grounded film version

[@LeBoomStudios]

And because girls are just as strong as men, the military of every western country keeps dropping the fitness standards for female cadets and they still have a higher failure rate than men.

[@Kopp203]

@@LeBoomStudios Wahmen are so awesome, the top 5 female athletes in a State lose in track meets to biological men pretending to be girls, when those same men had times that couldn't even qualify them to compete when running against their own sex.

[@TheMeta141]

@@janehrahan5116 exactly, don't get me wrong i still expect whoever plays WW to be fucking fit as all hell and have visible muscle not bulging or anything but atleast visible, but when you've got an ordinary human woman you NEED a physically fit actress playing her or it just looks silly