Why do I do this to myself? I've seen Dark Phoenix and now I have to rant about it. Join me as I review the final X-Men movie.
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@azifazeez4 жыл бұрын
Dark phoenix was so strong she single handedly destroyed the franchise
@DriscolDevil4 жыл бұрын
Not sure where people are getting this, the movie franchise was done before this even came out. Disney owns xmen now and they already said long before the release if DP that they wouldn't try working them into the universe for a while.
@toutlaw3154 жыл бұрын
facts lol I should have mentioned this in my previous review lol
@ravinraven69134 жыл бұрын
i don't think you been paying attention at all or you have such a nostalgia hard on that you didn't pay attention to the garbage that was X-Men....its ALL the fking movies put together, brick on top of brick that sealed its fate. Guess the fking idiots at NOT MARVEL marvel studios didn't realize dark phoenix was the least liked X-men stories of all time, When Apocalypse came out it made us hit out heads against walls...we were hopeful...I held my breath wishing that they wouldn't make a new movie about the phoenix, she was in the Apocalypse movie, no way she will be in the.....the reboot just fed shite up past my ability to care for a franchise thats almost 60 years old....without Kerby X-Men is nothing, any real fan knew it wasn't Lee which is why the whole series SUCKED.....Lee was a businessman not a writer of any quality...
@rickcolumbo31484 жыл бұрын
@@ravinraven6913 Thank you
@phantomgg77904 жыл бұрын
twice
@HarosOfStyx5 жыл бұрын
Mystique: "I can't remember the last time you sacrificed something..." She says to the man in a wheelchair. She says to the man who took a bullet to save his best friend. She says to the man who stood up to Apocalypse, ALONE... She says to the man who watched his best friend kill somebody with a coin, because he was unwilling to kill his friend to stop him... And on and on....
@deatheven135 жыл бұрын
You don't have to be consistent just as long as you're woke
@MaXXXXXXXXXXim5 жыл бұрын
Johnny Marvéll Thank you veeeerry much
@76seahawk5 жыл бұрын
Truth
@AquariusC5 жыл бұрын
#METOO!!!!!!!!!!!
@graysaltine60355 жыл бұрын
@Vadika Munster Jesus this plus your previous comment... just stop using air please
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83703 жыл бұрын
I swear, Michael Fassbender has the power to make any role he's in interesting, no matter how shitty or poorly-scripted the movie in question could be.
@sandavijithminirathnayake70332 жыл бұрын
Agreed .
@mckinleyostvig71352 жыл бұрын
Even Fassbender couldn't his character in the Assassin's Creed movie. Otherwise I agree though.
@notyourproblem4742 жыл бұрын
@@mckinleyostvig7135 Well AC was more of a diarrhea than a movie
@joeyjerry15862 жыл бұрын
Ngl I thought this was by far his weakest performance out of his role as Magneto. I mean he was still the best actor in the movie but he wasn’t amazing unlike the other 3 movies, especially Apocalypse
@nidhibagari32502 жыл бұрын
That's true though
@aidanmagill67693 жыл бұрын
How do you fail to adapt a comic? It's already bloody storyboarded for you.
@agentofchaos74562 жыл бұрын
Did you read the comic? Because this isn't all that different.
@mrn2342 жыл бұрын
The Problem is you just cant adapt a comic or book 1 to 1
@julianmarsh13782 жыл бұрын
How? When you are arrogant or ignorant enough to imagine YOU can add something to this!
@NathanCassidy7212 жыл бұрын
Because the only guy who thought it was a good idea was Zach Synder.
@midsectionmark89562 жыл бұрын
I don’t think this movie failed but other super hero movies have.
@GrimaultWarrior5 жыл бұрын
Making movies out of comics should be easier. The story is already written and they even have pictures to help the bad screenwriters not get confused.
@AV575 жыл бұрын
GrimaultWarrior, true. The problem is that the writers don’t respect the comic books. They look at the comic books as if that’s the inferior medium and that the screen writers have to make it better. Bryan Singer, for example, forbade comic books on set because he didn’t want anyone making canon suggestions to him. He wanted the stories to be his alone.
@GrimaultWarrior5 жыл бұрын
@@AV57 yes, but my point really was that the comics usually have better writing.
@AV575 жыл бұрын
GrimaultWarrior, yeah.
@GrahamCStrouse5 жыл бұрын
GrimaultWarrior The tricky part is adapting a story arc that might last a year or more into a two hour movie.
@GrimaultWarrior5 жыл бұрын
@@GrahamCStrouse the entire dark phoenix saga trade paperback is less then 500 pages. Movies are made from books all the time that are much longer. It can be done.
@birdup66635 жыл бұрын
So Mystique dies in a prequel to a movie where she's alive and well? Continuity: "Nah, it'll be fine."
@TheCriticalDrinker5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I can't even begin to explain that one.
@Silenthitman445 жыл бұрын
It's simple days of Future past shifted them into a different timeline/ universe so they aren't prequels anymore
@joesubel4 жыл бұрын
Jean is alive at the end of days of future past (when logan wakes up in the future.) even though she clearly dies or passes on as the phoenix force in this one lmao. Don't tell me its in a different timeline since time is linear in the Xmen Universe (as it is shown in Days of Future past, whatever Logan changes in the past directly affects his own timeline so the new movies are still ocurring in the same timeline where Logan woke up and Jean was still alive). Its just another case of Fox not knowing how to handle an interconnected universe properly.
@EdwardEstacado4 жыл бұрын
Yeah wait how the fuck
@MrPlatanoMan4 жыл бұрын
You've never seen the Android saga, timelines people!
@puffpuffpassmako2 жыл бұрын
The thing is, in the comics, the dark phoenix storyline was built up for YEARS. Jean was shown to always struggle with her powers and was often in training with Xavier. He even foreshadowed her evil turn years prior to the saga. Jean was also a beloved character that readers grew up with and seeing her finally give in to evil was gut wrenching and sad. You can't do this saga in one movie since it has too much stuff to build up from. It needs to be a three movie build up, at LEAST. And its sad cause the Phoenix Saga is one of the best x men storylines and seeing it botched not once, but twice is just horrific
@diannajennings2662 жыл бұрын
MCU is going to build up multiple X-Men movies before concluding with Phoenix Saga. .. It will be done in the same vein of Infinity Saga but with lesser movies
@diannajennings2662 жыл бұрын
Phoenix Saga is as big as the Infinity Saga and MCU will do it right by building up to it.
@screamybingus7072 жыл бұрын
@@diannajennings266 You have no idea whether if they'll do it at all, let alone when - the X-Men aren't even talked about in terms of movies just yet. Lay off copium and get some fresh air.
@MrHamboneBro2 жыл бұрын
@@screamybingus707 No need to scream at Dark Jean like that, she's just another fan who still has hope :- ) We might get some nice movies out of the MCU X-Men
@McKaRm3L2 жыл бұрын
AGREED 🔥
@Nastyflow613 жыл бұрын
I love how he calls her sansa stark the whole time 😂
@jontnoneya34043 жыл бұрын
hahaha me too!! The whole review was awesome and irreverent and spot on. This review was a great pallet cleanser after watching this turd of a movie.
@Nastyflow613 жыл бұрын
@@jontnoneya3404 I never even bothered watching it😂
@bowmanencore2 жыл бұрын
I was so confused for most of the review. lol I didn't watch the movie or GoT. You might wonder why I'm here. Funny story that...
@nilay51622 жыл бұрын
He calls all GoT characters by their show names instead of whatever role they're actually playing.
@jarrettpennington45794 жыл бұрын
Should have been called: X-Men: One Last Paycheck
@BlueBoxRevan4 жыл бұрын
Nahhhhhh because WahMen
@agentofchaos74564 жыл бұрын
This was movie planned since before Days of Future Past came out.
@divaslive69534 жыл бұрын
😅🤣😂💪
@philanderphillips23093 жыл бұрын
X-MEN: F**K OFF SONY
@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz79563 жыл бұрын
It’s still hilarious to me that they decided to write off quicksilver who was probably the most liked of these X-men
@ludwigvanbubthoven56923 жыл бұрын
I agree. Nothing irritates me more in a superhero movie than when they treat my favorite characters with little to no respect. Juggernaut, Doomsday, and the Punisher are a few examples.
@impulse56743 жыл бұрын
i swear its always the speedsters, no one knows how to write speedsters in a way that doesnt give them less screen time, make them stupid or take away their powers and i dont blame them because i dont know how i would do something like that without making the speedster the main character
@outtaideas8493 жыл бұрын
@@impulse5674 He was written well... well, hs slow-mo scenses were awesome. One even took 6 months to get right
@impulse56743 жыл бұрын
@@outtaideas849 that’s all he got, slow mo scenes other than that he wasn’t really that important to the storyline
@allukuttan0073 жыл бұрын
Hey its X-Peoplekind
@chad22083 жыл бұрын
Jackman, Mcavoy, Fassbender, Patrick Stewart, Ian were extremely well cast. Evan Peters was also super well cast. I can’t see those characters being played by anyone else they’re goated
@Batman1998-2 жыл бұрын
You’re spitting straight facts
@duncan42602 жыл бұрын
@@Batman1998- and the original Jean grey dispite her having some poor writing given to her
@5xmasterx548 Жыл бұрын
I mean you just listed two actors for prof x and magneto
@conserztasfia0078 Жыл бұрын
Ian as magneto is good But michael fassbender as magneto is AWESOME he IS the magneto
@Theophan123 Жыл бұрын
@@conserztasfia0078 This is like debating who is better between Sir Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan
@axelwulf62203 жыл бұрын
I honestly hated how they decided Mistique needed to be developed from full-on villain to a dedicated member of the X-Men She was never in the X-Men with good intentions And it's appalling how first class is supposed to take place before X1, and we're supposed to just accept the events they shat out
@newtpondskipper2 жыл бұрын
Not only a member but the most important member... how do they screw up this franchise this badly?
@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight2 жыл бұрын
It's probably because Jennifer Lawrence and the writers thought that Mystique was just an overglorified henchwoman of Magneto, which doesn't fit their agenda of a "strong independent female leader who can be a role model to young girls worldwide." It's probably the same reason why Harley Quinn got so damn popular as a standalone character despite also being an overglorified henchwoman of the Joker, who is more interesting than her anyway. Also note that the OG Mystique was a woman who was constantly naked while doing an old man's dirty work for him, always killing people and sneaking around when not listening to Magneto's speeches about mutant supremacy. I never had a problem with the old Mystique because Rebecca Romijn brought actual mystique and strength to the character, to the point that I didn't need to hear her make any speeches just to know how dangerous or important she was. It was quite an ironic thing that despite lacking any clothing, she was by far NOT the most vulnerable person in the X-Men films. Romijn's Mystique truly was a femme fatale and worthy of being an interesting villain in her own right, and her defeat in The Last Stand was actually an interesting low point to show just how ruthless Magneto was, even to his most trusted friend.
@WhiteManOnCampus2 жыл бұрын
@@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight Quinn is so disappointing because she was such an interesting character when she was created: a madwoman who had tried to help the Joker, became obsessed with him, and went insane. She's still incredibly competent when she puts her mind to it, able to adopt different accents and behave as a professional in order to play different roles for infiltration and espionage... And then in the 2010s DC went "Nah, female Deadpool who farts a lot!"
@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight2 жыл бұрын
@@WhiteManOnCampus I completely agree.
@imotogin2 жыл бұрын
@@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight This. She was never only a henchwoman, she had her own interests and she was capable enough to follow them. And although she was loyal to Magneto you always felt she was only there bc she wanted to. When in the end of the last movie it was teased that mutant powers would return the most interesting thing for me was what Mystique will do now, will she confront Magneto?!. To this day the recast is my biggest issue with x-men, but her story was all but annihilated after that too, so... Funny how Magneto in First Class says she shouldn't spend half her energy on pretending to be something else, implying her future development and growing acceptance of herself, but she never actually follows this advice (bc the blue make up looks ridiculous on her probably). Romijn's Mystique never had to be told anything, she was fully developed personality by the time we met her in the movies - and made an incredibly interesting character at that.
@southafricanizationofsociety205 жыл бұрын
They should rename the movie to “Bad Sansa”.
@arjunchatterjee93625 жыл бұрын
X-Ma'amba - The Bad Sansa.
@macruz85035 жыл бұрын
YT is fascist. Are we even surprised though?: The queen of the north!!! Way north.....more like space!
@meekmeads5 жыл бұрын
Breaking Bad Sansa...wait a minute!!!
@yurivs5 жыл бұрын
@@meekmeads 😂😂😂
@micgg91565 жыл бұрын
Exactly, when people were trying to help her to understand her new power, she shun them. But when a new anonymous person tells her to submit to this newfound power, she listened? Notice how she didn't feel remorse for an appropriate amount of time after killing Mystique? And then suddenly feel powerful after hearing few words from the villain.
@ericmendenhall28675 жыл бұрын
Jennifer lawrences mystique looks hilariously bad
@gutenman71125 жыл бұрын
Low budget mystique . Lmqo
@MapleLeafAce5 жыл бұрын
It’s because Jennifer Lawrence didn’t want to be body painted anymore so they had to give her a rubber suit instead. And a fucken awful wig.
@thefox19014 жыл бұрын
I swear her makeup and hair look worse every movie. I've seen blue aliens in the old Star Trek shows that looked more convincing than her..
@johnanhnguyen4 жыл бұрын
First class mystique was her best look
@ManuelFernandez-nm4hy4 жыл бұрын
MapleLeafAce what a fucking joke everyone has seen her naked pics why would she bother being painted, I'm glad this franchise is over
@GuiAntonioli3 жыл бұрын
"...but when she goes Dark Phoenix mode she just reminds me of Mark Zuckerberg trying to pretend he's a human..." I love you.
@brockdavid Жыл бұрын
“You are no match for my style” -Dark Phoenix Zuckerberg
@superheroalerts37613 жыл бұрын
Dark Phoenix: "we killed the X-Men" New Mutants: "hello......."
@razaslevin98363 жыл бұрын
More like "you can't die yet"
@megkrish75683 жыл бұрын
Nah it's like repeatedly stabbing a dead body
@drno47723 жыл бұрын
Me “who are you?” New mutants “😧”
@noxturne163 жыл бұрын
@@megkrish7568 and fucking it raw
@supervegon82062 жыл бұрын
New mutants dug the grave up and spit on it, then they left it there for dr Frankenstein (Disney) to revive and hopefully turn it into a good monster
@yeahiagree10705 жыл бұрын
X Men franchise was already dead. Dark Phoenix was like when a corpse farts.
@thefreethinkingboy94035 жыл бұрын
But if a corpse farts then there is still life in her. There is no life in this franchise
@kagelynx5 жыл бұрын
@@thefreethinkingboy9403 No. Gas escaping a rotting corpse doesn't make it any less dead. Smh.
@thefreethinkingboy94035 жыл бұрын
@@kagelynx really? Sorry I must be stupid
@ericallen7895 жыл бұрын
that corpse fart smells better than brie larson
@xL0stKIlah5 жыл бұрын
Dark Phoenix was better than endgame
@bravediomedes2174 жыл бұрын
Jean uses the Phoenix Force to kill Apocalypse. 8 years later: Jean gets the Phoenix Force.
@lgpatterson62594 жыл бұрын
I know they really Fucked it up... But I honestly like Dark Phoenix better then X-Men Last Standing
@joesubel4 жыл бұрын
It feels like they just said fuck it to continuity lmao, its like every single character got amnesia and forgot what happened in the past movies.
@taxuenowoz40384 жыл бұрын
Abusive Grandfather finally someone else that actually likes last stand. The only time I didn’t like it was when they played it so many times on tv.
@solongsuicide94 жыл бұрын
That's actually a common misconception. She always had the phoenix force & the space fart just unlocked it. It's like her true potential. It does seem like a continuity error, though.
@mudzanin99864 жыл бұрын
@@solongsuicide9 in the movie are explicit that the space fart is the phoenix
@TheAlienGangster3 жыл бұрын
I’ll give this film one compliment: it finally put the nail the coffin to end our suffering
@agentofchaos74563 жыл бұрын
You’re not a fan of the X-Men comics?
@TheAlienGangster3 жыл бұрын
@@agentofchaos7456 It’s not about the comics. I mean it finally ended this futile prequel saga they were using to extend this franchise.
@agentofchaos74563 жыл бұрын
@@TheAlienGangster The prequel series was over before the movie even stared filming. Then was meant to be the last one and a possible Phoenix sequel with the original cast.
@DarknessIsThePath3 жыл бұрын
Until New Mutants which was like pissing on that coffin
@sarov76588 ай бұрын
@@agentofchaos7456 of your a fan of a comics then thats more of a reason to not want them to butcher it as for me I'm more of the 90s cartoon fan
@landrysaathoff24183 жыл бұрын
Ill miss McAvoy, Fassbender, Jackman and Peters the most. I wish they came to the MCU
@garanbevan22214 ай бұрын
Jackman’s coming to the MCU btw
@TheTexasDice4 жыл бұрын
Logan was our goodbye and I'm absolutely, perfectly fine with that.
@zorronegro2294 жыл бұрын
Texas Dice a goodbye that wasn’t even satisfying, but a decent one at least
@arthas6404 жыл бұрын
this movie reminds me of those direct to DVD Disney sequels from the 90s, where they'd add new characters, reverse character arcs, or even revive dead characters just for the sake of cranking out a sequel and making a few extra bucks.
@Sorakeyblademaster374 жыл бұрын
Logan was woke trash, IMO. It does what TLJ does to Luke, but an in an even more cold and disrespectful way.
@MrOrcshaman4 жыл бұрын
@John Doe you want to explain how it was woke trash? Yeah movies like terminator dark fate and Ghostbusters 2016 were woke trash, but How'd you conclude Logan was woke?
@KOSVENDETTA4 жыл бұрын
Mr Orc Shaman it’s all woke trash now, but it’s incredible how Rian Johnson was talking about subversion being a big part of his movie when subversion is such a huge part of what’s going on right now.
@DeepEye19945 жыл бұрын
X-Men 3: The Last Stand *Magneto: I prefer the real conclusion of the X-Men series.* X-Men: Dark Phoenix *Magneto: I said the REAL conclusion of the X-Men series.* Logan *Magneto: Perfection.*
@Fi_Sci_5 жыл бұрын
DeepEye1994 👆🏻 *I Understood that reference*
@_V.Va_5 жыл бұрын
Logan was depressing as hell. I loved it.
@Fi_Sci_5 жыл бұрын
•Vï •Mo• We need more Depressing Superhero flicks in our day and age haha
@DeepEye19945 жыл бұрын
@@Fi_Sci_ In my alternate version of the last X-Men movie I envisioned Magneto dying instead, Fassbender's Magneto is easily the most sympathetic character in the franchise so giving him a closure would be fitting, not to mention be actually moving. And like Logan it'd be R-rated to make the violence and the deaths more realistic and impactful. Making another Dark Phoenix story is absolutely stupid because in Days of Future Past when Logan wakes up in the rebooted timeline adult Jean is still alive, so OF COURSE she won't die when she's younger, there's no tension. Perhaps since in my version Mr. Sinister is the villain and Transigen would be involved, Jean is replaced by a clone, so that way we also have foreshadowing that cloned Jean and Scott will give birth to Cable. Likewise I'd also briefly show Xavier's stepbrother Cain Marko leaving to explore some temple thus foreshadowing that he'll find the gem that'll turn him into Deadpool 2's Juggernaut. Ian McKellen's Magneto didn't show up in the ending so unlike Jean his younger self CAN die in the new timeline. Hell, maybe his absence helped Transigen do what they did to nearly extinct mutantkind. My take of the film would contain foreshadowings to Logan and Deadpool 2, and the main thing would be Nightcrawler and Quicksilver confronting their respective parents (Mystique and Magneto), and we maybe get a tragic flashback of Mystique leaving baby Kurt to a circus to keep him safe from Trask's men, just give some pay off between the characters and tie the loose ends, god damn it, it's the final film of the series.
@Zeratultheking4 жыл бұрын
@@DeepEye1994 The problem with that is they already screwed up the whole origins of all these characters. By making mystique a BFF of charles that supposedly grew up with him, making her unable to abandon baby Kurt by a Church, where he picks up his values from. As she would've been with charles at child birthing age if she was "found" as a 6 year old. The whole x-men series stopped following any semblance of following their origins after X2. 1/2 had some minor tweaks but the characters still had the same personalities and traits of their comics respectively. Then they brought in actors/actresses that thought they knew better, and literally revolved the story around logan/mystique, by bastardizing the stories they are based off of. Days of future past, Logan is not the one that goes back in time. Mystique is never BFFs with Charles and is very much playing to her own ends most of the time. And is very against human rights, but here we are because the pro mutant actress can't do the process she signed up for, a mystique that is "pro mutant" but human 90% of the time.
@dpalmerama2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing to think that despite two big screen attempts, the 90s cartoon still has the best adaptation of the Dark Phoenix Saga! It also did Apocalypse far better as well!
@Fantasyremix2 жыл бұрын
And they screwed it up so badly on film twice that the MCU will have to wait forever to do it right, to get the bad taste out of our mouths first. Luckily no one saw Dark Phoenix, so that helps.
@fromthecheapseats71265 ай бұрын
I’ve come to believe that superheroes just work better in animation. I mean, compare the modern DCEU to the DCAU of the 90s and 2000s.
@zionnewkirk48383 жыл бұрын
Not only was the movie trash, they STILL to this day after all these years can't give the X Men MEMORABLE outfits!!!
@righthandofdoom774 жыл бұрын
Another problem was, no one wanted a dark phoenix movie. When Jean Grey did her thing during the climax of apocalypse you see the dark phoenix symbol for a second and I heard the entire cinema groan.
@HeirofDacia4 жыл бұрын
The cinema was full of Marvel vs capcom 3 players, who know the true horror of Phoenix ;)
@righthandofdoom774 жыл бұрын
@@HeirofDacia That is a possibility.
@HeirofDacia3 жыл бұрын
@@richardhuff9313 Civil war and Infinity war were great...
@HeirofDacia3 жыл бұрын
@@richardhuff9313 Nope.
@UltraGalaxyify3 жыл бұрын
@@richardhuff9313 That sounds a lot like your problem
@matthewshafer83134 жыл бұрын
Poor Michael Fassbender!!! The perfect Magneto wasted
@merces47letifer44 жыл бұрын
Yeap 🤷♂️
@arthas6404 жыл бұрын
@SmashStomp Inc its alot like how in a previous X-Men movie they hired Ryan Reynolds and sewed his mouth shut to play Deadpool the first time. That's like hiring James Earl Jones to play a mute.
@Sorakeyblademaster374 жыл бұрын
Arthas Menethil What’s the damn point of having Deadpool if he’s not saying LOLRANDOM stuff the entire time?
@harrambou94684 жыл бұрын
SmashStomp Inc Like Mark Strong being a perfect Sinestro in a mediocre Green Lantern movie
@harrambou94684 жыл бұрын
Matthew Shafer Man I feel bad for him...fuckin great actor with wasted potential in these stupid movies
@yablonsky53273 жыл бұрын
The Mystique of the original trilogy is way better than Jenifer Laurence mystique
@AncientChi3 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Lawrence was great
@johntabler3493 жыл бұрын
I say that of every single character
@gamemediafan17142 жыл бұрын
Sad to say but even though Rebecca Romijn doesn't really say that much I have to agree. She was actually a badass in her own kind of unique way.
@deadshot09082 жыл бұрын
@@johntabler349 michael fassbenders magneto was really dope, at least in first class, they just fucked up the writing for him
@johntabler3492 жыл бұрын
He was not bad I just preferred the original
@beircheartaghaistin23322 жыл бұрын
With how fast Quicksilver has been shown to be. As in, the instant an explosion went off, he rounded up an entire mansion full of kids and put them outside... and he was pissing about whilst doing it. They had to nerf him so hard. I don't care how powerful Jean is psychicly. Quicksilver would have downed her within, like, an 8th of a picosecond. Jean ain't reacting to that 😂
@irisbutterfly4845 Жыл бұрын
I never really understood how Jean moved the debris so quickly... .-.
@beircheartaghaistin2332 Жыл бұрын
@@irisbutterfly4845 Exactly. Yeah, she can literally tear things apart atomically, but she is still very much human with pretty average reaction times.
@briannado49944 жыл бұрын
Only x-men can rewrite history 57 different times.
@actin92943 жыл бұрын
Terminator franchise: am I a joke to you?
@phillyphilly__lii56533 жыл бұрын
I was your 100th like. ....your welcome
@arkaneforyou3 жыл бұрын
57 different times , differently too.
@allahspreadshate64862 жыл бұрын
Heinz: Excuse me???
@RuleroftheSandcastle2 жыл бұрын
One for every precept of Zote.
@sgtpaloogoo28114 жыл бұрын
This guy is such a good movie reviewer, just imagine how good he'd be if he was sober.
@jamiebraswell55204 жыл бұрын
He was totally sober in this review. This was the most sober review I have ever watched from him!
@katipunan42124 жыл бұрын
@@jamiebraswell5520 probably because of how bad the movie was and how he cant comprehend how hard the directors of this "movie" had a hard time adapting a comic it had dialogue, a story, and even drawn pictures to follow through!
@waltercomunello1214 жыл бұрын
think about DC's Sixpack. If he were to be sober he wouldn't be pulling off those amazing stunts and powers.
@caingrimm56713 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂. That cracked me up!!
@ballsofsalsa013 жыл бұрын
Like a WoW BFA brewmaster without booze
@PhotonTheta3 жыл бұрын
The truly sad thing is we never even got to see The Phoenix; that good super-heroine develop, and come to love her before her ultimate fall.
@agentofchaos74562 жыл бұрын
That is literally what Jean was in this movie. She isn't the Dark Phoenix until at the very end.
@AGrayPhantom3 жыл бұрын
Trying to smash the McAvoy and Stewart timelines together is like hammering a square peg into a round hole.
@boowiebear3 жыл бұрын
Sophie Turner and Jennifer Lawrence were the embodiment of "contractual obligation".
@MrMrjack183 жыл бұрын
Both meh actresses....
@in4mus853 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Salter I'd like to think Maisie (Arya) has potential and Jack (Joffrey) seemed like a natural but he said other than GoT he has no interest in acting. Shame.
@Gamble6613 жыл бұрын
And both mediocre to bad actresses.
@xarmanhsh29813 жыл бұрын
fuck sophie turner remember what she said about got fans
@thomaspowell77363 жыл бұрын
@@xarmanhsh2981 True she complained that people were disrespecting the actors by not liking season 8 even though the acting wasn’t the problem
@guyvizard5494 жыл бұрын
Logan was the perfect, sad, yet amicable breakup. We went our separate ways on a great final respectful note. Dark Phoenix is when you try to re-hook back up on a lonely night after a few drinks. You know each other, but it's all just physical. The love is gone.
@0Beyonder03 жыл бұрын
Err.. ok
@Housee013 жыл бұрын
Logan was "watchable"
@guyvizard5493 жыл бұрын
@Rob Melrose Or, it's the old friend of your ex's who you haven't hung out with, but you end up going home with her because it feels familiar enough... Then you find out she's into hook suspension and masochism, and has her tongue forked down the middle. After sex, she starts punching you in the face because you didn't tell her that you loved her, and you just get the f**k outta there, man!
@sameermishra123 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂💌
@agentk35353 жыл бұрын
Logan was dreadful
@joshmattingly80563 жыл бұрын
I was so excited for Gambit. One of my all time favorite characters from the show. They just... Sigh. RIP Gambit. I'll miss you. Edit: The dark Phoenix saga from the 90's was amazing...and they just decide to completely rewrite it for... Reasons? O.o
@HansDampf-bt8jy11 ай бұрын
My "favorite" scene was when Jennifer Lawrence's Mystique said they should rename the group to X-Women because the women are always saving the men, right after the guys had to save her because she was too stupid to do anything right. That's actually where I stopped watching.
@zachkills43 жыл бұрын
If the writers just read the comics these movies wouldn't flop so damn hard.
@vanheath53823 жыл бұрын
Every one of these movies is basically a retread of the X-Men Cartoon from the 90s, just not done as well. Most of them are just the stories from the first season.
@rogersmith36203 жыл бұрын
They did. This movie wasn’t based on the Dark Phoenix Saga, it was based on X-Men Origins: Jean Grey and the Black Queen arc.
@aaronaustin98142 жыл бұрын
Issue is that days of futures past was awesome they should’ve stopped after that movie
@ulikemykungfu39952 жыл бұрын
@@aaronaustin9814 well it should have been days of future past and then Logan.
@stanlee3580 Жыл бұрын
It was based on the origin story of Jean/Phoenix, not the whole saga.
@blingsing53835 жыл бұрын
Mystique kind of forgt Charles sacrifices his ability to walk or control his bladder every single day so that he can protect them
@brownpride48664 жыл бұрын
Lmao😭😭😭
@someguy15764 жыл бұрын
bling sing I just got the D&D reference. Nice
@ravinraven69134 жыл бұрын
you should learn what sacrifice is....he didn't give the ability to walk for a reason. his fucking legs were crushed by a huge rock. Its not sacrifice if its stolen, what makes it a sacrifice is when you give something up so something else happens....his cock still fucking works. You are just a hipster man....i hate these new fake fans.
@aetherblackbolt13014 жыл бұрын
ravinraven6913 i mean, the event in First Class where his legs' functionality were stolen is the important bit. He could have just let magneto utterly destroy the navy ships, but he didn't and begged him not to. And in that altercation he got shot (by crossfire, sure, but still because they disagreed). Regardless, he was disabled while saving the world from nuclear disaster. Not on a simple car crash or something. So it's still a pretty dang sacrifice. Also, if you look at Days of Future's past, he can walk, even though it's after that event. He explains it's because of a drug he takes, enabling him to walk but removing his powers. So yeah, keeping that canon, he sacrifices his ability to walk so that he can continue to protect the world.
@blingsing53834 жыл бұрын
@@ravinraven6913 I'm not a fake wtf does that even mean I've been an x men comic fan for years not that it matters but as someone has already pointed out to you in this universe not comic xmen he got crippled in a different way he can take a drug to walk that blocks his powers so he chooses not to take the drug every day You sound like a buthurt comic elitist I was like that when i was a kid so try to remember even if someone is only an xmen movie fan they are still xmen fans whether you like it or not even if the movies are complete shit which most of them are its still a way that plenty of people are going to learn about and start looking into better stories from better writers
@user-od7el8yc9k2 жыл бұрын
I love how this guy totally embraces the manners of a drunk guy who reviews movies. Not trying to be kind or looking for redeeming qualities like most reviews. Just fully destroying the film. I love it.
@alexmurphy52893 жыл бұрын
A coworker of mine said that this was her favorite movie of all time. No, I’m not even remotely kidding nor did she hesitate when saying it. I was absolutely floored
@grimwaltzman3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was the second movie she has watched in her life, first one being Captain Marvel or something.
@altamasparsanov918110 ай бұрын
@@grimwaltzmanhahaha
@jessicaheller30766 ай бұрын
Thats kinda how I felt when someone at work once told me they thought Iron fist was their favorite of the Netflix marvel shows. I
@VetementsHunter4 жыл бұрын
I love Fassbender as Magneto. He‘s the only one i will really miss, when the mcu xmen will surface
@thedon70824 жыл бұрын
Jordan McAvoy as Xavier too.
@seby8264 жыл бұрын
how about sansa as jean ? oh i mean sophie turner
@thedon70824 жыл бұрын
Sebastien Napoleon nah. she’s okay, but not good enough for me to legit not want her to leave. her American accent is terrible. someone else could do better.
@GhostLink924 жыл бұрын
Quicksilver was pretty good. And Wolverine.
@oldmanlogan96164 жыл бұрын
The actors/characthers I will miss of the X-men franchise are both Magnetos and Xaviers, the Beast of the Last Stand, Quicksilver, and of course, Wolverine.
@greebo78575 жыл бұрын
Mark Zuckenberg pretending to be human.... Naaah, it'll be fyne.... God you make me laugh.
@MaryAnneRosato5 жыл бұрын
I've always thought that Zuckerberg is a replicant.
@AnalyticalReckoner5 жыл бұрын
He makes you quote in comments also
@maxskyfan5 жыл бұрын
That remark got me too, it was unexpected even when I wasn't watching at a normal speed, it was quite the delight.
@rachelpops92395 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh so hard with Data🤣🤣
@StsFiveOneLima5 жыл бұрын
Zuckerberg pretending to be human - that required approximately 5 minutes of paused video, whilst I laughed till I had pain.
@jeffreytackett39223 жыл бұрын
How do you manage to make a mistake in writing when the source material is literally already written and loved, and has been for years?! It's like fucking up being born, at 10 years of age.
@rogersmith36203 жыл бұрын
The movie was meant to be the first part of a duology but the merger resulted in the sequel being axed and it was re-edited to remove plot threads that were meant to be expanded on in sequels. The film is actually faithful to the earlier segments of the saga.
@highlands3 жыл бұрын
I will never understand how Sophie Turner has an acting career.
@michaelbato32513 жыл бұрын
Producers and Directors got a Bonner when they see her. Maybe they got Score who knows....
@machogan13402 жыл бұрын
Game of thrones prolly
@machogan13402 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbato3251 game of thrones
@Moritz190819802 жыл бұрын
@@michaelbato3251 Personally I think she doesn't look hot or pretty. She's just bland.
@makani90042 жыл бұрын
I think she was a perfect cast in Game of Thrones, she had to play a solemn, unsure kid for 4 seasons or so. She never could quite make the leap to confident leader without seeming smug and uncaring though. Everyone gets a pass on Season 8 because D&D fucked it up so badly, but she would probably be the actor I'd defend last if I had to.
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83704 жыл бұрын
The saddest thing is that the show from the 90's adapted the Phoenix Saga BETTER than the films, and there's been 2 attempts for it.
@MrMrjack183 жыл бұрын
Irony.... yes unfortunatelly that's the truth !!!
@ryanatorryanson95353 жыл бұрын
No doubt.
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83703 жыл бұрын
@@MrMrjack18 let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, teeheehee.
@efxnews47763 жыл бұрын
And by the way, let us not forget that Jean Grey become the laughing stock meme of useless because that show... still they get it right...
@rogersmith36203 жыл бұрын
This wasn’t really an attempt at the saga though. It was meant to be the first part of a duology but the merger killed the plans for a sequel.
@cat52204 жыл бұрын
I wanna keep McAvoy and Fassbender, everyone else can be recast lmao
@beardedbjorn55204 жыл бұрын
Those two are they only good things these films had going for them.
@MegaFrance694 жыл бұрын
Me too. It breaks my heart that they ruin the franchise with those perfect actors
@Blizzan4 жыл бұрын
Evan peters was good too
@gilbertotabares81964 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@peterparker92144 жыл бұрын
Agreed 👌🏻👌🏻
@1rish_pher0992 жыл бұрын
When Jennifer Larence went 'We should be called x women and not x men.' I said it was a time for the drinker. When they tried turning x into the villain at points in the film, seemed a little crazy. I basically tuned out after this was said. X was one of my favourite characters in x men (aside from Hugh Jackman and quick ). All of his hope and how he was able to 'be the light' for magneto and just hope and forgiveness and his character in general. This movie just shat him out and was made into this horrible character who was only into it for himself or how he just turned into this angry dude in a wheelchair who just seemed to be weak. 7:13...
@JDog2656Ай бұрын
Also, the fact that with the addition of Logan contradicting DOFP, really making this theme is that hope and ideals are pointless.
@brandonarzillo85612 жыл бұрын
The person who screen writes Magnetos use of power when fighting deserves some credit. He is the only one who uses his powers to the max effectiveness, well nightcrawler did too when attacking the white house haha
@TSoneonetwo5 жыл бұрын
X-Wahmen: The Days of Future Failures
@bachabaziboyscout40775 жыл бұрын
Stunning and brave.
@Jucelegario5 жыл бұрын
Featuring Brie Larson!
@spysoldier85835 жыл бұрын
X- woke origins:Wokeverine.
@gohstdude25 жыл бұрын
TS 112 so original do you anti sjw clowns have any original to say other than overused glossary used by other anti sjw idiots
@HarosOfStyx5 жыл бұрын
I know, right? Even though the Dark Phoenix story in 'Last Stand' changed the origin, at least it wasn't full of that Marxist bullsht.
@janice89434 жыл бұрын
I'm not ready to give up McAvoy and Fassbender as Charles and Erik. They had the chemistry, they really felt like put effort into these movies, especially first class and days of future past were exceptional, but even in apocalypse... I mean... can't we keep them?
@janice89434 жыл бұрын
@Bro Wit Glasses I mean, this could have many reasons. Maybe he just didn't like where the franchise was going. But I don't really have hope either.
@janice89434 жыл бұрын
@@alexz4752 Yes, they really did. I couldn't even watch those movies if it wasn't for them... and well, Isaac may be a good actor, but the overall design of Apocalypse and the scenery (filming in daylight.... in Ausschwitz..... the whole fight scene in daylight, Apocalypse just didn't look good) really destroyed it. Kinda sad, actually.
@janice89434 жыл бұрын
@Aron Maddocks oof. I still hope that it's just a stupid rumour... but with the direction Disney is going atm (I mean.. they completely stomped Star wars into the ground) it might be true. I don't know what I'd do if it was.
@adamkalb13 жыл бұрын
8:10 I could say the same thing for Boyhood in the 2000s and early 2010s. It started filming in 2002 and finished in 2013. The producers were careful to only use songs that were made close to every year of producing Boyhood as to not confuse their future audiences watching it in 2014 or later. March 23, 2021, 11:57pm
@blackleague2122 жыл бұрын
3:25 you're good. Very very good. Most people have many speaking errors in their vids but this is the first one I have heard from you. Awesome.
@bijibadness4 жыл бұрын
so . . . Michael Fassbender is _again_ the lone ray of light in a charmless, dark void of junk? he isn't paid nearly enough, him.
@agentofchaos74564 жыл бұрын
Junk? Question: did you think that Jean was suffering from PTSD throughout the movie?
@nickswanson21243 жыл бұрын
Yeshua okay? lmao tf is your point?
@agentofchaos74563 жыл бұрын
@@nickswanson2124 My point is: was he judging the movie on its own merits aks- do he recognize what the movie is trying to do and judge whether it found success in its endeavors? Seems like a lot people didn’t.
@Furzkampfbomber3 жыл бұрын
@@agentofchaos7456 And here I am, thinking that a crap story, bad writing and weak and arrogant characters are, well, just a crap story, bad writing and weak and arrogant characters.
@agentofchaos74563 жыл бұрын
@@Furzkampfbomber Arrogant?
@zboy11525 жыл бұрын
“You should change the name to X-Women” Me: *Can you don’t...*
@TheScience695 жыл бұрын
X WOMEN. Not x PEOPLE. For equality
@zboy11525 жыл бұрын
kaiser broze that whole line almost made my lungs jump out my body
@Anon221BC4 жыл бұрын
#metoo 😀😁😂
@WarKeineAbsicht4 жыл бұрын
Ananda Roy an entitled white dude wrote that, genius
@thehate25354 жыл бұрын
X trans bi-han women
@tubertmorti82822 жыл бұрын
Mystique's makeup was great in first class. It was as close to the old makeup art as possible. And then every other movie it was different every time. And in this one it was completely changed. It was worse in days of future past.
@Plzcheese3 жыл бұрын
First video on your channel I’ve seen. Subbed and looking for more like this!
@hellothere91673 жыл бұрын
The actors of Prof.X and Magneto looks so done with this franchise
@Jim87_363 жыл бұрын
Which is a shame as both Fastbender and MacAvoy are great version of them
@marvell21923 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, other than x men, mcavoy and fassbender don't have any other roles that have the same popularity as professor x and magneto. Even if they did get lucky enough got involved into a film or series based on popular culture (narnia, assasin's creed, it, alien, etc.), those movies are more of a failure than success.
@romanesybel89563 жыл бұрын
@@marvell2192 oh well David from Alien. And yes you can for sure sense my sarcasm in this sentence.
@margarethmichelina51463 жыл бұрын
Fun facts: Both of The actors of Professor X and Magneto either Old version (Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen) and Young version (James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender) are best friends in real life
@JMUDoc4 жыл бұрын
Also, it is 100% appropriate to call her "Sansa" - no way she's ever getting away from that. Ever.
@in4mus853 жыл бұрын
Not unless she suddenly learns how to act
@Izelor3 жыл бұрын
She needs to disappear for a decade and come back with a new look and some actual acting skills.
@lannisterfilth3 жыл бұрын
A stupid girl with stupid dreams who never learn.
@kikiza1233 жыл бұрын
@@lannisterfilth Jesus dude did she not call you back or something? Why the vitriol
@lannisterfilth3 жыл бұрын
@@kikiza123 It's her line as Sansa from GoT, dingus.
@barryroode64093 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that Mystique's makeup got less believable over the years.
@brandocalrissian32944 ай бұрын
I've never understood why producers think people want to see mystique and the dark Phoenix storyline. We don't care about either.
@irktog51754 жыл бұрын
When Mystique dies I can't help thinking that Jennifer Lawrence's reaction was the same as the old man in the bowels of the Exxon Valdez in Waterworld when the flare is dropped in, "oh thank god".
@nolanolivier67914 жыл бұрын
Provider be praised...
@JoakimOtamaa3 жыл бұрын
Damn I love that scene in Waterworld. Probably the only entertaining scene in the movie. Nostalgia Critic pretty much sums it up in his review.
@21Arrozito3 жыл бұрын
JL was so done with these movies, that's why she wears less and less blue makeup as the movies go on. She was still a nobody in First Class so she was doing the full body suit and blue makeup shit, then when the Hunger Games made her a big deal she apparently had more weight to throw around so she had less and less blue makeup scenes.
@RamBam30003 жыл бұрын
@@21Arrozito so what you’re saying is, compared to Rebecca Romijn, Jennifer Lawrence is a pussy?
@davidschneider91453 жыл бұрын
@Joakim Otamaa I liked Waterworld. I actually liked it better than „Mad Max“
@unusualbydefault4 жыл бұрын
The only things I'll miss are mcavoy, fassbender and jackman
@freerealestate65313 жыл бұрын
Ricky Shiffer But thats from the OG X-men, he might be talking about the *Younger* version of them. With Fassbender and Mcavoy as Magneto and Xavier
@unusualbydefault3 жыл бұрын
@@freerealestate6531 precisely
@freerealestate65313 жыл бұрын
Unusual ByDefault sweet
@IronFreakV3 жыл бұрын
As weird as it sounds I'll miss the old X-men. They were very uneven movies to say the least, but when they got it right they really got it right. Now they will be assimilated into the MCU and they will be just another series of bland superhero movies. I'll take 3 really good and 3 terrible movies over 6 bland and forgetable movies all day every day.
@freerealestate65313 жыл бұрын
@@IronFreakV I think we all can agree on that. But with the MCU budget we might get cooler movies too though... who knows
@DiarrheaBubbles3 жыл бұрын
I knew the series was dead when they case Hunger Girl as Mistique.
@laurenwoods77753 жыл бұрын
she’s actually a really talented actress, she just really didn’t wanna play mistique and it showed. she only did it because superhero movies pay well
@laurenwoods77753 жыл бұрын
@@henryjones2766 i didn’t like her in any of the X men movies, but she’s undesputably talented, but since she got married recently i think she probably wants to focus on her personal life for now:)
@laurenwoods77753 жыл бұрын
@@henryjones2766 yeah idk either, logan was imo the best of those movies and would’ve been a great send-off
@gamemediafan17142 жыл бұрын
@@laurenwoods7775 aside from that Darren Aronofsky movie mother! I never saw her give a really good performance.
@fabiana-dep Жыл бұрын
@@gamemediafan1714 she is afwull
@kingquba7095 Жыл бұрын
My god man that opening of talking like it was a relationship had me in tears lol well done sir well done put a instant smile on my face
@XxgoodbudsxX5 жыл бұрын
"Like Mark Zuckerberg pretending hes a human" omfg I think I just died! Lmfao
@jweezy99945 жыл бұрын
brent engle “he’s not fooling anyone”
@The_Reality_Filter5 жыл бұрын
#DataMining
@ivyndombo88735 жыл бұрын
I actually crack louder than I should have alone in my office and now everything think I'm mad 😂😂
@silkworm25955 жыл бұрын
It's been a meme for a while now.....
@anomanderrake35935 жыл бұрын
Is it Zukerbot or Zukerdroid?
@p.bamygdala21395 жыл бұрын
With their yellow-on-black jumpsuits, they all look like security and engineering crew members on Star Trek: Voyager. So, very 90's.
@maikbiernot46734 жыл бұрын
Exactky how it is supposed to be.
@teedepefanio56874 жыл бұрын
So very X-Men, right out of the comic books...
@josepharcher96204 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it been nice to see the Xmen in their Original costumes-at least once-especially Wolverine? Heck they hinted to that in the Wolverine movie in Japan.
@arthas6404 жыл бұрын
@@josepharcher9620 that's actually one thing i liked about the 2000 X-Men movie, those goofy leather body suits were actually pretty cool even if they couldnt bend their knees or elbows.
@loriannwhite83843 жыл бұрын
They all look like they are wearing bra’s on the outside of their clothing.
@finch22133 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie for the first time (and likely only time) about two weeks ago. I often judge a movie’s quality by how well I remember it after I watch it. When these clips started, I couldn’t remember a thing about the plot. It was like a string of spoilers for a movie I’ve already seen if that makes sense.
@jamesdixon6332 Жыл бұрын
The beginning of your review had me captivated
@joehuffman74105 жыл бұрын
Dude the abusive relationship analogy was spot on. Let us know if you need to talk lol.
@ryanarment53935 жыл бұрын
Yeah no kidding, it was a viciously abusive relationship. First it drew us in with X men 1 and 2. Then it got drunk and went apeshit with a frying pan upside our heads with the last stand and origin wolverine. Then it went to rehab, promised us it was never going to happen again with first class and days of futures past. Then it fell off the wagon got drunk and beat us upside the head with a sock housing a couple of rolls of quarters with the last two shit shows.
@EricGraham945 жыл бұрын
RedLetterMedia already made that analogy with the Star Wars prequels lol love the analogy nonetheless Speaking of RLM, I sum up Dark Phoenix as this: it’s like going to your daughter’s stupid college graduation. You know it’s gonna suck but you gotta go anyways to get it over with..... actually fuck that metaphor. It’s like an autopsy: you know it’s dead, but you gotta do an autopsy anyways to see who or what killed it.
@visualizeme-tz3ng5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Arment lol
@theonlymixman4 жыл бұрын
It took me about 8 minutes to realise that he kept saying "Sansa Stark" and not Jean Grey
@GreyhawkTheAngry4 жыл бұрын
Might be best to leave the drinking to Critical from now on.
@enigmalfidelity4 жыл бұрын
He's saying Santa... A reference to him saying she's been a bad Santa at the start of the video
@alkrolyd4 жыл бұрын
@@enigmalfidelity he is clearly saying Sansa.
@jonlemierte96054 жыл бұрын
AuDiO_JacK you have never seen GOT you dumbass niggga
@tumi01543 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo Cusqueña at 2:42!! Nice
@maliceoftarth94733 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best review of this movie that I have seen. Kudos
@agentofchaos74563 жыл бұрын
Really? Because it is very surface and makes no mentioned of whether or not the movie succeeds as a character study on mental trauma. Also, he doesn’t seem familiar with the source material.
@freezysyahz3 жыл бұрын
@@agentofchaos7456 The movie doesn't work as a character study on mental trauma, that is the thing. I'm sorry that this is the hill you choose to die on, my condolences. But you can't pull the wool over our eyes, even if you want to revisit every last comment section of this 2-year-old video, saying otherwise. To do that is a massive injustice to the original character whom this work was adapted from, creators of said work decades ago, and mental trauma patients.
@agentofchaos74563 жыл бұрын
@@freezysyahz Chris Claremont (who wrote the original storyline) defends this movie. He just did so a week ago actually. lol Can you explain why it doesn’t work as a character study on repressed trauma? Because actually psychotherapist thought it worked. If you don’t believe me google “Dark Phoenix is an Eye-Opening Lesson What PTSD is Like For Women, and Why That Matters”.
@agentofchaos74563 жыл бұрын
@@freezysyahz Also, you do realize that this comment is six months old, right?
@agentofchaos74562 жыл бұрын
@@freezysyahz You got real quit the moment I mentioned Chris Claremont. Must have realized this was a battle you could not win.
@danj95805 жыл бұрын
"She absorbs the radiation from the cosmic space fart and this gives her super powers, where have I seen that before?" The fantastic 4? Hulk?
@Odrade1004 жыл бұрын
Hulk transformation was a gamma ray experiment on earth, which is similar to Jessica Jones or Luke Cage , fantastic 4 is more like this version of Phoenix..
@russellward46245 жыл бұрын
"I'm full of cosmic space fart energy" should be on a tshirt
@thelegolistme32503 жыл бұрын
Why is Erik even trying to build a peaceful live anymore? He honestly should have learned it by now
@andrewsowik60753 жыл бұрын
I love his drunk commentary hes awesome love these reviews keep it up
@henmich5 жыл бұрын
I love that he keeps calling her Sansa... ROFL
@Pastosman5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@overbuiltlimited5 жыл бұрын
henmich Ha just posted the same exact thing.
@darrengordon-hill5 жыл бұрын
How easily some are amused
@overbuiltlimited5 жыл бұрын
Darren Gordon-Hill I like anything that makes fun of any asshat actor who is overly self important and shits on the fans. Sansa certainly meets those two qualifications.
@darrengordon-hill5 жыл бұрын
@Klausbärbel Fömm Anyone that's seen multiple Johnny Depp movies can refer to him by a multitude of his character's names...
@Car1a5 жыл бұрын
I want a "Nah, It'll Be Fine" tshirt plz
@RageShroud5 жыл бұрын
What she said!
@marcom.48475 жыл бұрын
"Go away now" on the back please.
@RageShroud5 жыл бұрын
@@marcom.4847 what this guy said 😳
@mugisama7795 жыл бұрын
i dont normally buy youtuber merch.... but id buy that shirt, add a bunch of badly drawn pics of those actors and put that caption, then we are good to go
@BigDaddy_MRI5 жыл бұрын
Carla M. Me too. That would be more epic than this movie. By light years.
@adamkalb13 жыл бұрын
Wow, you actually made this movie a bit funnier with your talk about cosmic space farts. Thank you!
@mbroderick19843 жыл бұрын
Very well tittled. I was an extra in this film. We filmed this really cool showdown for two weeks. One poor stuntman even ended up in the hospital for it, and it was all for nothing. I went to see it and I was blown away by how badly they screwed it up.
@rogersmith36203 жыл бұрын
It was basically the Disney merger that killed it though. Are you referring to the UN scene?
@alvarodiaz22215 жыл бұрын
Xmen franchice: look I made a new movie. Me: Just look at the flowers...
@PastaBakeMilkShake4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! Somone who recognises Turner is a subpar actress who's got by on her parent's wealth and her looks alone.
@lannisterfilth3 жыл бұрын
@@mainstream2226 She got looks, let's not deny that.
@PastaBakeMilkShake3 жыл бұрын
@@mainstream2226 You know what, you're right. But apparently a lot of the world are into the bulldog-chewing-on-a-wasp look
@mainstream22263 жыл бұрын
@@lannisterfilth Looks like a smacked arse lad.
@vanheath53823 жыл бұрын
@@mainstream2226 I kind of agree with you. She’s plain Jane looking to me.
@twiceshy97733 жыл бұрын
She should have stuck with modelling...lol lol that's the problem these days- they keep letting the beautiful people talk!!
@beetlebob46753 жыл бұрын
Your accent made the captions say "Son Tzu" instead of "Sansa" every time. I got a kick outta that, i hope you do, too😂
@zionnewkirk48383 жыл бұрын
Damn. You killed it by questioning magneto's age. I never even thought about that!🤔🤔
@ericanderson88865 жыл бұрын
This guy's so good, so biting, so honest, well done
@rileythefilmfanatic4 жыл бұрын
"You know we should start calling it X-Women" --- A paid Hollywood writer
@Furzkampfbomber3 жыл бұрын
The Incredible Adventures of the XX-Wimmenz!
@Rubenz3433 жыл бұрын
*X - People
@ryans63093 жыл бұрын
I just want to go back to the early 2000s and before where people didnt have to have a political agenda in media
@GeneralG18103 жыл бұрын
I know right I felt ill when she said that
@BlackMetalHeart993 жыл бұрын
@@ryans6309 Errr you for real? Have you ever watched Fox News? Picked up a Rupert Murdoch shitrag? Media has been politicised long before the 2000s mate and any claim to the contrary is either ignorance or a bold faced lie.
@larocomel2 жыл бұрын
I'm a fan of Xmen but after The Last Stand, things started to go downhill. It became so bad that I didn't even remember watching Dark Phoenix. Still wishing by some miracle that the Xmen franchise will be resurrected and be the best team again.
@lucidlagomorph58092 жыл бұрын
My favorite X Men character was Gambit from the comic book and cartoon - He had a thick Cajun accent for one and they totally watered it down into a Hollywood pretty boy with a very slight twang amongst many other flaws. Wolverine was greatly played by Hugh Jackman but his original height was 5 foot 3 - so maybe Tom Cruise would fit
@Akihito0075 жыл бұрын
One more time, MYSTIQUE IS NOT THE DAMN LEADER OF THE X-MEN!!! WTF Fox?!?
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler5 жыл бұрын
You have issues with women in leadership roles? Better keep that mysoginy in check there. I mean, who else should be leader? Cyclops?
@zakatalmosen59845 жыл бұрын
@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler uh, fucking xavier?
@ericallen7895 жыл бұрын
@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler I am convinced this is sarcasm
@dannylavoie52535 жыл бұрын
@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler not a fucking woman lol
@matthewpunk20125 жыл бұрын
@@dannylavoie5253 Not a fucking woman indeed
@graysaltine60355 жыл бұрын
jennifer lawrence is the most uninteresting on-screen presence ever, regardless of the movie. Still love Fassbender tho.
@ontologicallysteve77655 жыл бұрын
She's super overrated. The only reason *any* of us know who she is, is because she pogo stick'd Harvey Weinstein's weener.
@JPSMS1005 жыл бұрын
She’s good in Mother
@darrengordon-hill5 жыл бұрын
EVER
@ilovechickenadobo69625 жыл бұрын
But at least there's still pictures of her vag and b-hole on the internet. She's not a good actress but she does look like she could be the cute chick that works at Jamba Juice that you might have a chance with if only you ate less carbs and did more sit-ups.
@darrengordon-hill5 жыл бұрын
@@ilovechickenadobo6962 And many wonder why women act entitled...
@serpent_zen58322 жыл бұрын
Oh man I'd really love it if you did a review of X-men Apocalypse!! He is my fave villain and the ruined him!! Couldn't even give him a proper cgi mockup like they did with Thanos and literally every other enemy.
@freighttraindan3 жыл бұрын
Haha!!! The part ya say let's start with what's good about this movie.... The pause.... Was the longest pause I've ever heard ya make!!!🤣
@rainingglass55545 жыл бұрын
I always instinctively get drunk before watching your videos
@TravisHi_YT5 жыл бұрын
I literally just started a cup of cointreau
@Jimboola5 жыл бұрын
👍
@TheCriticalDrinker5 жыл бұрын
It's the best way to view them, really
@negan40895 жыл бұрын
The drunker you are the better his videos are
@Millz1945 жыл бұрын
I just make sure I’m always drunk so I’m ready at all times
@LUX7115 жыл бұрын
Didn’t Sansa flash her Phoenix powers at the end of the _Apocalypse_ movie? so, ever going to explain that? No didn’t think so LuL
@Silenthitman445 жыл бұрын
Kinberg chose to completely ignore that even though he's the one who wrote it. It's just another error In a long line of them in this error filled series
@mercenaryknight54195 жыл бұрын
Because he sucks as a director.
@mrkiky5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the final season of GoT when every episode starts with the script of the previous episode and says "actually that didn't happen..."
@captainanus81314 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even think about that. Very observant.
@solongsuicide94 жыл бұрын
The only possible explanation is that she already had those powers & the phoenix force simply brought them out of her & amplified them, but the whole thing is really just a continuity error. The director obviously just wanted the end of Apocalypse to be an easter egg to Dark Phoenix, regardless of it making absolutely no sense. Nothing more than a "Hey, guys, guess what we're doing next? 💥🦅🔥 HINT HINT" moment to get people hyped up for the next film.
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83703 жыл бұрын
This is the definitive proof you can't make the Phoenix Saga in just one fucking film. Wether you like it or not, it'll take 1 phase just to explain the main lore and the Phoenix Force itself and 1 more to recreate the sad, soul-crushing ending of the original comic.
@wjzav19713 жыл бұрын
From what I understand, the Dark Phoenix Saga is a big epic that stretches over several volumes, features the death of characters and the destruction of worlds, was built up for a long time and the fact that Jean Grey, who always was the nice understanding one of the X-Men, turned into such a harbinger of doom made it all the more jaw-dropping. What makes those people think they could satisfyingly portray that in one movie? You would have to do something like the Infinity Saga from the MCU, introducing the characters and plot devices over several movies before you go in there. Imagine if Avengers Infinity War didn't happen after several build-up films but right after the first Avengers movie.
@benkenon4 жыл бұрын
Imagine an alternate universe where Bryan Singer never took back control of the franchise after the unexpected success of First Class, and we got to see where the team which brought us that film wanted to take the characters.
@The_Reality_Filter5 жыл бұрын
Stark Phoenix and the Cosmic Space Fart.
@TitansTrust5 жыл бұрын
Omg! Your comment is funny !! Haha good one..
@sneeringimperialist66675 жыл бұрын
Fart penis.
@vanheath53823 жыл бұрын
Michael Fassbender is an awesome Magneto. At least in the First Class, Days of Future Past, and Apocalypse. I didn’t see Dark Phoenix.
@falconvelocity11 ай бұрын
Exactly right on all counts. Great video.
@agentofchaos745610 ай бұрын
What? He said that they Marvel was going to reboot the X-Men. Yet Marvel ended up not doing that and are instead making another X-Men movie with the original cast (which is coming out in year). That alone makes this video terrible LMAO. He didn't try to judge the movie on its own merits.