THE DUMBEST AVENGERS..

[@JDWalker495]

Their Doctor Strange watching this from the afterlife like “Ain’t that some sh*t”

[@DanialTarki]

The smartest thing would’ve been for Reed to come in with Black Bolt, then say “Black Bolt can tell you where your kids are.” And then Bolt does his thing.

[@TheprophetDJ]

Or black bolt can tell you where America Chavis is

[@DanialTarki]

@Or Black Bolt can tell you where Doctor Strange is

[@kanjo4976]

Literally anything but tell her about his powers. “Wanda Black Bolt knows when Gojo’s coming back, tell’er”

[@lolAvalanche]

But he didn’t want to kill her.

[@TheprophetDJ]

@ The knew enough about the scarlet witch to know she couldn’t be killed like that but the point was saying anything about you teammates powers in front of the enemy as the smartest man was an L

[@JDWalker495]

“Smartest man alive”stupidly sold the bag and died in the dumbest way possible. On the plus side, this probably gave his son his superhero/supervillain origin. Hell that kid could be the next multiversal threat to honest

[@riotman3579]

He folded arms like he was HIM and thats dumb ass smirk i cant 😂

[@talonsandspears8129]

​@@riotman3579he's not talking about black bolt

[@SuperiorIronMan0]

Franklin op asf

[@filipvadas7602]

Honestly. Franklin Richards searching the multiverse for the version of Wanda that killed his father would be a fun af storyline. Especially given how OP he is...

[@Kaimariification]

Is it wrong to say if he went about hunting and wiping out as many versions he could find till he reaches the one responsible and takes her out, I would want to see that movie? Maybe could jump between his POV and hers, with him getting closer with each kill and she has visions of the last moments of her alternative versions.

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Richard: *attempts to use Talk no Jutsu* Wanda: What Talk no Jutsu?

[@Flash-FireCC]

1:13 Black Bolt had the most cartoonish smug I've ever seen 😂

[@HeyImHakim]

On some Spy Kids level😭

[@kelvinhernandez4714]

What's funny they tried to justify Wanda's villany when other heroes lost more than her and her loss is fake kids and a robot while holding a town hostage.

[@Iridium-77-g]

The series made her a terrible "hero" but this movie made her an irredeemable villain. Not even Thanos, the BIG BAD of the entire MCU was this evil.

[@theunderratedhero2206]

​@@Iridium-77-g Thanos was the big evil but at least his plan even though extremely cruel would benefit the prosperity of a lot of planets (I don't agree with his plan obviously) Wanda on the other hand is a trash villain here

[@Iridium-77-g]

@theunderratedhero2206 Exactly.

[@aleysibbs2461]

I mean it not justify but understand people take grief at different levels.

[@cosmickeyboard9811]

The constant Wanda trauma downplay from MCU fans is wild. Wanda lost her home and family as a kid, grew up vengeful, lost her brother to ultron. She finally gets a little peace in her life and meets her husband but THEN becomes a fugitive during the civil war, has to KILL THE LOVE OF HER LIFE to save the universe, dies, has a breakdown. Then gets put in a fairy tale land where she finally has EVERYTHING back she lost and then has to lose it ALL OVER AGAIN. If that's isn't tragic, then I don't know what is💀

[@marvcollins7842]

It's like they saw that one scene in Invincible and said "let's do that but make it make zero sense"

[@NITR0NAGINOSS]

Yeah they thought they could have a Omni Man shows his true colours moment 😂

[@JE3MAN]

I remember a few people clearly yelling "WTF" a few times during this scene at the theater. Not out of shock, mind you, but just by how stupid the scene played out.

[@Perroden]

I would have laughed and walked out

[@voltmanta7075]

The smartest man on the planet thought about grabbing the unstable, reality-warping witch before anything else. The man with the sound cannon in his face decided to scream when he had no mouth. Captain Marvel- the literal strongest in the room- chose to let everyone else step up and get eviscerated before she did anything. And Carter was just there.

[@Salone_FD]

Carter got screwed over tbh, she was the only one that at least got an okay hit in. Though they decided to not jump her for whatever reason. Black Bolt and Marvel sold the most.

[@Hiraishin247]

He had already gotten the breath to scream and was confused by the not having a mouth thing. Reed was the stupid one here

[@NordicNer]

​@@Hiraishin247 Nah, you would absolutely learn some trigger discipline if your very voice was a destructive weapon since birth, and as a hero, he should not be that easily unsettled and quick to scream.

[@seanwuzhere12]

But seriously how did Captain Marvel die there? It makes zero sense. She’s a literal Super Saiyan.

[@michaeldean2877]

Wanda removed her powers

[@seanwuzhere12]

@ lol what? Since when could she do that without runes or her “domain expansion”?

[@Estrio21]

​@@seanwuzhere12 Looking at the scene where they both clash, you can sorta see the energy from Captain Marvel being absorbed into Wandas Red Scarlet witch energy stuff 😂 . It's dumb and doesn't make much sense but hey The whole movie was kinda dumb in my opinion.

[@PersonalTrainerKentrail]

@@seanwuzhere12plot armor 😂

[@Hisoblack29]

I thought once the aura drop she's normal kinda like DBZ character but I don't know

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Professor Charles died 3 times. Twice in Fox, and once in the MCU.

[@johnsantos507]

Different timelines.

[@arthurkinglor5420]

That old man can't catch a break. Smh

[@worldspam5682]

still better than any shit that happens to Peter Parker

[@johnsantos507]

@@worldspam5682 ?

[@worldspam5682]

@@johnsantos507 Are you unfamiliar with eternal suffering of spiderman throughout cinema universes meme?

[@PDilling]

Not to mention that for a guy who has spend his entire life training not to make a sound under any circumstance regardless of emotions and situation, due to the destruction a mere gasp would cause, it's surprisingly easy to make Black Bolt squeal in surprise... XD

[@damascusraven]

And naturally Wanda insta-kills the 2 men while the 2 women get to put up a fight.

[@Salone_FD]

I didn’t even think about this. Now it’s worse.

[@christianaguiare544]

Stupid ass plot armor on Colonel Carter

[@sonicexereaper6814]

Now that you mention it, forgotten that it’s modern Disney and modern MCU being what they are now.

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Captain Carter: I can do this all day. Wanda: No you can't. Captain Carter: No, I can't.

[@mofubunsart]

Car-Ter

[@inanimatesum4945]

Carried by Doctor Strange resorting to Dark Magic, killed him off leaving them at 1% Power

[@diegorojas8959]

Wanda: So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one whisper of his mouth, and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what do the avengers do? Agatha: He starts monologuing? Wanda: He starts monologuing! He starts, like, this prepared speech about how "feeble" I am compared to him, how "inevitable" my defeat is and how they would protect the multiverse of Madness Yadda yadda yadda... Agatha: Yammering. Wanda: Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he won't shut up!

[@thinkwithvideos2238]

nice reference.

[@Cookie_Monster369]

0:47 Despite how dumb it was that she killed him that easy, I still find the deflated dodgeball head entertaining.

[@Lucas-jq2yy]

Sam raimi tried to install some style into this movie but you just can't beat dumb writing

[@davidmarrero9608]

He wanted to make it rated R with blood and gore but Disney pussied out as usual also the writing was shut tbh I hated how dumb everyone was

[@undeade.t7044]

Peggy Carter: you want a piece of me? Wanda Maximoff: No, I want two!

[@fluffycuddles8008]

Love the reference

[@x0gucx]

"Why don't people like MoM" cause everything happens cause someone is dumb. It's the "this then this" story telling

[@pvshka]

It's the same problem I have with a lot of shows and movies, most recently season 2 Arcane

[@blindingnadesignitioncode5213]

“Wanda, Black Bolt could destroy you from one whisper from is mouth” Black Bolt: my brother in christ why would you say that

[@TotskuyaKurogane]

2:05 apparently she could do this half a day😂

[@WesSideLive]

HAAAA

[@SunWarriorSolaire]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@DemonicRemption]

@TotskuyaKurogane Wow. xD

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Captain Marvel: *survives a rock falling onto her the 1st time, but not the 2nd time*

[@roofrekt3818]

The 2nd rock was BEEG

[@juanlandin2067]

she got her power taken

[@bigyoshi5170]

*”wHaT duMBeSt AVeNgeRS?”* -Red Switch

[@Rokujou1]

They did Reed so dirty

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Both Human Torch & Mr. Fantastic were killed by Omega level mutants in the MCU.

[@ninjanibba4259]

You mean neutered

[@reggielacey2235]

And?

[@Konyyaan]

@@ninjanibba4259at least human torch was in a movie that’s not serious

[@mzwandilemalambe9999]

The most composed man screaming cos his mouth is gone is some bs

[@NITR0NAGINOSS]

Lmao 🤣

[@mzwandilemalambe9999]

@NITR0NAGINOSS fr, and why didn't it rip the front of the mouth off it somehow bounced off and blew up the back of the head... Nonsense

[@scatman786]

Wanda could’ve beaten them and no one would of been upset, it’s just how they executed their loss that’s really upsetting

[@Perroden]

No I think killing off super heros to begin with is beyond dumb. Defeats the whole purpose

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

If Steve Rogers saw Wanda kill Captain Peggy, he would've been furious.

[@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405]

3:00 the cackling begins 😅

[@11the12man13]

Captain Carter:I can do this all day. Wanda:what about half of it?

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Mr. Fantastic: You can't defeat us with your clothes on. Wanda: What clothes? Also, Wanda: *naked* Mr. Fantastic: 😳😏

[@AboutAGirl-li9no]

💀☠️gooner

[@cosmickeyboard9811]

Bruh stop😭

[@EricTD1995]

Good thing that How It Should Have Ended did Mr. Fantastic justice.

[@darrylferguson3622]

If these alternate avengers were competent, they would have been discussing their plan on the way there - most importantly, find out how well she knows us and don't tell her your actual powers. If Reed was half as smart as he is supposed to be, he would have told her "Wanda, please hear us out. Weren't we your friends?" Wanda: Steve Rogers had the shield, Carol Danvers was blonde, and i don't know you two. Or care. Get out of my way. Reed: Quick Blackbolt, use your Super speed! Wanda freezes his feet, only to get blasted to pieces by his voice OR Captain Carter throws the shield, which Black Bolt amplifies with a blast, Wanda barely dodges, only to get wrapped by Mr. Fantastic, as Captain Carter and Captain Marvel grab his arms and fly him out of the building. Wanda of course unravels him, but now has to fight in mid air against Captain Marvel and Captain Carter while Black bolt prepares a sneak attack

[@namecomingsoon9517]

At least Johny Storm had a reason to be he was hurting the budget so he allowed himself to die to save money

[@treanmunt1420]

Reed Richards, the smartest man in the multiverse(or one of them) Didnt think of the possibility that Wanda who has One of the most powerful forces in existence (Chaos Magic) couldnt defeat a team of people who only exist for Fan service. Reed in the next F4 movie getter be smarter

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

They're not the Avengers. They're the Illuminati. 👁

[@johnsantos507]

Thank you. That's what I'm going to say.😅

[@kamikaseiken5774]

Potato tomato, tomato potato

[@pzychzero]

He literally says that in the video 😑

[@colonelkenpachi5009]

Black Bolt was done so dirty it's actually ridiculous.

[@Konyyaan]

Reed sold like crazy I would be cursing bro

[@canaldecasta]

The dumbest are the execs at Marvel allowing all of this to happen. It really is not that difficult.

[@aprilhippie8752]

I love how Wanda insta kills all the men but gives the woman a fighting chance

[@ghosty_face-l5w]

Men weak, women strong type shi

[@JacklynRockwell]

The EMH Avengers would never…

[@daniaalkhan4702]

Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this cinematic masterpiece.

[@VlazeSkylax]

I was content with my life completely forgetting this movie, and you just had to remind me. Thank you, Wes.

[@johnh183]

Mr Fantastic proving that IQ and EQ and two different things.

[@sticklyboi]

sam raimi directed this btw i dunno what disney did to the poor man but this is nothing like a sam raimi action scene

[@christianaguiare544]

I’m just gonna say it, they deliberately left all the action for the girls

[@Dante...]

It's so obvious.

[@lastford9229]

No wonder Elizabeth Olsen recently roasted Michael Waldron, speaking of Wanda's death: "We need to find smartest writers to figure out how to make this all make sense"

[@lastford9229]

What drugs did Waldron take before writing this scene? This film was supposed to be a masterpiece. Wanda and Strange were supposed to shine. Instead, we got a lot of stupidity and questionable decisions. And a useless protagonist.

[@no.1spidey-fan182]

2:33 Her powers were absorbed why wanda to some degree

[@WesSideLive]

Ok that’s fair argument. They didn’t really make that clear

[@Salone_FD]

@@WesSideLiveEven then though, it seems kinda cheap tbh-

[@Dante...]

The worst part is when Carter and Captain Whatsherface just stood there and watched while Reed got spaghettified. What great heroes.

[@brianrichard7562]

This is the Illuminati by the way. Everything that happened in this scene is comeuppance for what heinous ass crimes they've committed in the books. These are the people who shot Hulk into space cause they deemed him "To Dangerous for the world" and many MANY more crimes. I say let Scarlet do her thing here.

[@ninjanibba4259]

This is NOT the Illuminati

[@johnsantos507]

​@@ninjanibba4259Nope. Illuminati team has Iron Man, Namor, Black Panther, Black Bolt, Mr.Fantastic, Doctor Strange and Charles Xavier in the comics. But in the MCU, There's Mordo, Captain Carter (Not from Marvel's What If...?), Captain Marvel (Monica's mother), Doctor Strange (Killed by Black Bolt), Charles Xavier, Black Bolt and Mr.Fantastic.

[@marvcollins7842]

Even if that were the case, it's not "comeuppance" if it takes place in the MCU and it's not set up in the MCU

[@DominiqueEugene-m7k]

Nah man. I get what you’re saying, but that doesn’t excuse the terrible writing & shitty scenes of this movie

[@upjohn1715]

These guys aren’t the Illuminati in the books they’re the Illuminati of Earth 838 and everything that happened in this scene was sheer stupidity not comeuppance.

[@MKTyphon]

Captain Carter : I can do this all day Wanda : have you heard of Darth Maul in the phantom menace. Cut her in half. Wanda : now you have. Congratulations your hired.

[@thegunslinger8806]

This was so bad, they did Professor X dirty, they did Blaclbolt all wrong and dirty, they gave us Captain Carter that nobody asked for and then fucked with the fantastic four some more. Forget about avengers, these guys were the good will toys they found on the side of the road. Just terrible, no wonder nobody watches this shit.

[@christianaguiare544]

I still have no idea what Captain Gender Swap is doing in this movie, she’s not some super genius, super saiyan, or even the leader of the team. She’s completely pointless

[@Leekle2ManE]

Wanda vs 616 Stark - Wanda: Get out out my way. Stark: Sure thing. There's a party in Dubai in 3 hours anyway. Hey J.A.R.V.I.S., could you turn on the Sonic Emitters? That should keep her in place until S.H.I.E.L.D. comes to collect her. Oh hey, there's a shawarma cafe in Italy I can stop at on the way...

[@TheprophetDJ]

I think this was the Black Friday universe the smartest man alive sold the best product

[@CapitalGainzz]

Captain Carter in the “What If” series was really dope and done well. This one got waxed in 2 minutes.

[@christianaguiare544]

I still think it’s a dumb choice overall, why would they continue a failed experiment? And why was she rushed into action on day 1 while Steve has to dance like a monkey?

[@lunareclipse6340]

Wes come home the kids miss you😢

[@65firered]

2:02 She didn't have to do the spin. But I can't blame her for it. After watching Captain America do i, like a thousand times, of course she wants to try it too.

[@Brucenightrider1235]

Yeah, if these were the 2012 Avengers, loki would've won.

[@alechandro89]

Fun fact: black bolt is actually a monk with perfect control of his voice and everything , who trained his whole life to ensure he would never cause a catastrophe by accident Bro could get stabbed repeatedly and wouldn't let a whisper This stuff should not have caused him to scream , oh sure it's weird but there is magic that can undo it Once more , this is a monk who spent his life making sure he has perfect control of this. THIS. SHOULD. NOT. HAVE. HAPPENED.

[@blackmagician7645]

Wanda makes us reevaluate that maybe all the other villains were holding back their malicious intent, quite a bit.

[@thosemerc3113]

"Polnareff, D'Arby could kill you instantly if he were to win against you in a bet" ahh scene

[@truthnotfeelings]

Having Reed not jump Wonda is like having Superman unable to lift a spoon

[@davidmoh175]

Dumbest Avengers to ever exist, Rich absolutely sold 🤣🤣🤣

[@fluffypinkpandas]

As a viewer, the movie sets this up as them getting karmic justice done to them, as wanda unknowingly avenges Strange in her broly-level crashout

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Where was this Wanda during Infinity War?

[@otterfire4712]

I believe that a good portion of this came from corrupted magics that she encountered after Infinity War and Endgame.

[@slayeroffurries1115]

The goofiest part is Black Bolt blowing his own head off. The fork on his head is where he focus his powers, that's where the energy should be coming from, not his mouth

[@aeep1999]

The problem is when the writers have an agenda the characters that they want to flourish. thats the only explanation as to why Peggy Carter lasted longer against Wanda than professor X, Mr fantastic, and black bolt

[@Pusher_C]

Yup I knew immediately the agenda took over the script.

[@reptilitronousprime9213]

The only good thing about this scene is that it at least teases the idea that we'll see more superior variants of these characters.

[@t-virusterrance4734]

They disrespected a bunch of Marvel characters in under five minutes. Allowing Scarlet Witch to go up against punching bags. Somehow, every character forgot how to use their powers. TERRANCE OUT

[@joshuastruggs1307]

I think with Captain Marvel, Wanda made the statue so hard that it could kill her.

[@no.1spidey-fan182]

0:57 Black Bolts powers being able to hurt him is the DUMBEST thing EVER They are LITERALLY INHUMANS who get their powers from going into a literal COCOON and changing their entire biology

[@monkeydmaverick]

Literally a Walmart Version of Omni Man vs Guardians of the Globe (and I am happy that I wasn’t alone noticing that while watching it in theatres)

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

0:56 This one actually makes a bit of sense. Sure Reed shouldn't have revealed their trump card regardless, but I'm 90% sure the whole reality bending powers Wanda showed here? Literally removing a mouth? That's not something default Wanda can do just like that. You can't expect them to know how powerful every single incarnation of the Scarlet Witch might be. 2:30 Scarlet Witch drained her powers away during their clash. They don't spell it out but the visuals show her aura being absorbed. 3:00 Well this part's a whole mental thing. Metaphorical and stuff with how this Wanda was trapped in her own mind by the other Wanda. Plus, what was Xavier even gonna do in that situation?He stood there doing nothing cuz he realized it was already too late.

[@KJetixsSuccessor]

Another one of the *MANY* annoying things about that scene (and this movie in general) was that A. It’s not that Black Bolt uses his mouth 🤦🏾‍♂️, it’s his *noise* in general that’s dangerous. I’ve seen him accidentally attack and/or destroy things with his grunt alone. B. Just because his mouth is closed/gone, why the h-l did the attack “reflect” inside of him? That makes no sense. If anything it’d (brutally) make a mouth opening, if not not do anything. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@chaselittlefield1943]

Remember. A smart character is only as smart as their writers.

[@arthurkinglor5420]

They turned Reed into spaghetti and turned Johnny into meatball tomato sauce... I sense someone is cooking!

[@nameless.thelivingdock5711]

This movie has to have my favorite death. Black bolt screen after realizing that he has no mouth. I actually hate black bolt I could stand him in inhumans.

[@TakiGamesOfficial]

I always go back to this as well for a good laugh. The current universe is getting there with all the snobby female replacements for our classic male superheoes. There’s also bird boy the epitome of side character being the new captain america lmao

[@hectorguy5687]

Could be worse, they could’ve been the Inhumans

[@thefreshedits9841]

One of them was 💀

[@johnsantos507]

That Black Bolt is not from Earth-199999. That's his counterpart from 838.

[@hectorguy5687]

@@thefreshedits9841 I know Black Bolt is one, but I was talking about the others…

[@hectorguy5687]

@@johnsantos507 I know…

[@namenlosNamenlos]

It could've been that propaganda illogical nonsense from few years ago.

[@MKTyphon]

Captain Carter : I can do thing all day Wanda : then I will make you half the women you are.

[@dillasoul2228]

Airmen Marvel killed by a statue, Mr. Bombastic blows his load from a touch, White Bolt transforms his head into a guacamole bowl, and Sergeant America headbutt her own heels without bending her knees. How tf did they survive Thanos?!

[@nyquilsleepah]

I turned the dumbas movie off after i saw this scene 💀💀💀 lol

[@rascoehunter3608]

Honestly that's for the best. It only gets worse afterwards.

[@namecomingsoon9517]

In comics dont know if before or after this film. Black bolt did have his mouth taken in a similar way. His reaction was a muffled shocked sound then he grabs a piece of glass and cuts his mouth open

[@TheRealLiark]

“I could do this all day” *dies instantly*

[@Sigohnoo]

1:55 girl boss baby 👧

[@THE_INFECTED]

I think these Avengers stopped fighting as much ever since Ultron took over. The last time we see them fight was against Thanos which by the looks Ultron doesn’t exist yet. Ever since Strange died it looks like they have just been chilling in their thrones. Or in case of Reed evading his family. So basically with the lack of fighting lack of thinking threats are threats they thought this would be a walk in the park, forgetting that they also didn’t think about one of their strongest heroes is dead. They got too cocky basically

[@delix787]

Anybody else get the Patrick Stewart commercial after this?? 😂

[@namecomingsoon9517]

The fact the one with mild super strength lasted longer than she should’ve

[@Kaito57]

"Why is he just sitting there ?" ... Maybe because he's into a wheelchair, Wes lol

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

The Illuminati got the worst treatment then even the main Avengers did after Endgame.

[@fooliecoolie5284]

A man who spent his whole life learning, not how to make a sound even when he was sleeping, is so surprised by his mouth being covered that he makes a gasp's noise and blows his own head off. That's just dumb.

[@Slv4S8n666]

Hollywood destroying good characters after 1 second of screentime before they even do anything They execute their wizard for no reason and then cannot fight a witch. Even so the smartest characters in universe already know magic exist they should long practice a tactical escape and counter contingency plan

[@davalinjones]

Everyone keeps saying that's blood on her. That's oil, she's been killing robots this entire time.

[@AstralLaVista]

The black bolt scene is legit something that would happen in a comic book though 😅 I get its dumb but that's comics folks

[@willchalloner6643]

I can’t ever see anyone mention black bolt without thinking of Comics Expained’s hatred of the guy

[@Cardiacarrested445]

One thing that pissed me off is that black bolt would NEVER PANIC

[@嶋野の狂犬-q8j]

I also heard that apparently in the comics he's immune to his own powers. So if that true it's weird he died

[@hugomungus7306]

Perhaps we'll eventually get someone who can write a script B E F O R E filming begins.

[@fragon6428]

They’re trying to be like Invincible with that scene but it looks so dumb

[@edwarddawson686]

Doctor Strange MoM is the reason I gave up on the MCU all together