The DUMBEST Comic Book Villains

Coney reacts to alex lennen's video "Why Are Comic Book Villains So Dumb?" and learns about the most minor (and some major) villains that exist in comic books and what their purpose is.
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[@Keeeyon7]

my favorite bit on this channel is when Coney inadvertently comes up with stuff that already exists and the editor throws it up on screen

[@foks0054]

It’s amazing lol

[@ulsuchef1549]

The funny thing about Dogwelder is that there's two of them and the second one's more interesting. The second Dogwelder got possessed by the first Dogwlder causing him to weld his family dog to his children. After this he got kicked out of his house and divorced while the wife later got remarried. Dogwelder then moves to Gotham where he meets John Constantine who's one of the most powerful magicians in all of dc. John tells Dogwelder that he can talk through dead dog corpses. He goes to Egypt with Section Eight where it's revealed he gets his powers from a curse from THE EGYPTIAN GOD ANUBIS, but wait there's more. Him and Section Eight go back to Gotham where they learn two stars, Sirius A and B are going to collide. Section Eight then steals a NASA space shuttle and flies to the Sirius system. There, Dogwlder, using the power of all the previous reincarnations welds the two stars together, saving earth but dying in the process. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHARACTER

[@treedude4246]

Bro there is so much going on in what you said and idk if its real or not

[@MaiZonnies]

I need a video essay on this dude asap

[@atwistedb]

Yeah dog welder lore goes crazy

[@iguanaboi3921]

Wait he fused his dog with his children? Is that a Fullmetal alchemist reference?

[@-w0rdz-30]

@@MaiZonniesthe channel Coney reacted to has a video that goes in depth about Dogwelder and other comic book stuff

[@obviouslyanonymous]

I love how "arrow guy isn't very common" is possibly the most incorrect take you can have in the DC universe

[@Chckster]

Right under fast guy isn't very common

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

​@@Chckstery un tipo con un anillo de poder

[@dsalucas]

Unfortunate that there's no mention of Joseph Coyne, the Penny Plunderer. A criminal from Batman with a penny gimmick. He's often where the giant penny in the bat cave came from.

[@jmurray1110]

He was also given the chair in his first appearance

[@DJPantspis_er]

Late, but, he has his own video by the same guy!

[@RadicalGarry]

​​@@jmurray1110 it always baffled me that they introduced a new Batman villian and immediately sent him to death in the same issue. In modern times, yes, the penny plunderer is worthless, but surely they could've done SOMETHING with him after the fact?

[@jmurray1110]

@@RadicalGarry actually in the story itself they ran out of ways to use his gimmick it was outdated even then

[@darthronnoc]

Loving the Flintstones comics is EASILY the most Coney-coded thing I've ever heard

[@StriderZessei]

Honestly, DC's reboot of Hanna-Barbara characters was some of the worst comics I've ever read. I shouldn't be surprised Coney loves it.

[@beanwuzhear]

Nothing could've prepared me for the image of Fred Flintstone having an internal crisis over the concept of marriage

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Nah. Kite Man has one of the best one-shots in all of DC history. The guy flies around saying his own name and when people give him shit, he gets super pissed off about it. Kite Man is the most human DC villain ever.

[@devoncampbell3607]

Kite man- hell yeah

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

17:00 So. Fun Fact about Dogwelder. If I remember correctly he is descended from an ancient clan of dog welders. And he ends up welding a black hole closed to save the universe or some stupid thing like that because... Destiny I think.

[@mauriciomeireles1210]

That series has sone weird and really bad "heroes"... there is a mexican dude that his "power" is straight up raping... like wtf?

[@jmurray1110]

2 stars abd his line is cursed by Anubis probably for desecrating the dead or trying to create chimeras

[@RadicalGarry]

For the record, the two stars he welds together to save the universe are, in fact, named after dogs. He saved the world while still sticking to his gimmick. His final act was only plausible through a pun.

[@billsauz2428]

Nothing in this world, or any other, could've prepared me for Animal-Mineral-Vegetable Man

[@Ban-zx9se]

He is the very model of a modern major general

[@nahuel3433]

Watch Doom Patrol. He appears in it and is a recouring joke... Also the series is amazing

[@LostCoinSmite]

I don't think i have ever regretting my senior quote opportunity more than hearing "i dont want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs."

[@spidermaster0543]

People are Batchesting Coney on stream, but genuinely it’s really cool to see a “normie” youtuber not only take comics semi seriously, but actually enjoys them and recommends a few. Just proves that Coney is the GOAT. That’s my fricking streamer.

[@mewtastic2409]

It's cool to see someone with a mild interest. It feels like comics are either someones life or something they entirely write off and refuse to touch

[@bibbyboxx2219]

Definitely, I thought this would just be a “lol comics are weird” video but was pleased to hear Coney talk about them with some interest

[@StarkMaximum]

He's also pretty smart for just reading self-contained stuff, that's usually the best and most reliable way to go.

[@seansquiers6506]

And he's based enough to like Gambit.

[@EgaTehPro]

The Matador putting a blanket over an already blind man is hilarious.

[@MrGtgguy]

Went to comic-con and there was a DC artist doing little doodles for people, I waited in line watching him get more and more depressed having to draw the normie characters, he's entire being lite up when I requested kite-man. Lol

[@ulyssesveracruz8343]

And then what hapened 🤔

[@ScribeAwoken]

The funniest thing is Kite Man is actually sorta relevant still. He's a major character in season 2 of the Harley Quinn animated series on HBO Max, and Plastic Man's whole backstory in Batman: The Brave and the Bold is that he was originally a goon for Kite Man who got knocked into a vat of chemicals by Batman. Kite Man has found himself an odd niche as, like, one of the go-to villains for writers adapting batman if they want a small time villain to use as a blank slate.

[@nahuel3433]

Animal vegetable mineral man was a major part of one episode of Doom patrol and recouring joke in the background

[@EyeOfArgus]

Kite man, hell yeah

[@mewtastic2409]

And he was a part of a really great arc

[@rileybossman]

Splendid

[@austinfletchermusic]

Kite Man has become the de facto "Comic relief with a serious chaser" and he really sells it. Good for him.

[@sizzledan31]

The wheel is literally just the Killdozer guy

[@Regal_IronKnight]

Coney absolutely NEEDS to learn about Snowflame, the Cocaine-Powered Supervillain.

[@ittylink]

Hemo Goblin is no joke.

[@Frigid_ihop]

He would love Huggbees

[@ajkcool]

Evil pre-rehab John Mulaney? Or just pre-rehab John Mulaney

[@seansquiers6506]

​@@Frigid_ihopA Coney Hugbees crossover sounds like a fever dream. I need it.

[@ODISeth]

Fun fact Clock King and the Riddler get married in the Harley Quinn show and it’s kinda hilarious watching everyone treat Clock King of all villains like he’s just a normal dude. Legit nobody acknowledges that his head is a clock and I love it

[@doyouknowdaway65]

I remember the clock king from a batman animated series ds game. His boss fight was crazy

[@Xanek]

Cod Piece is just some dude compensating, but yeah, imagine minding your own business and you get dick punched from his cod piece, you'd never live it down.

[@jc-pi9lf]

its carzy conny's comic collection is Watchmen, Crossed, Killing joke and then flinstones. All that edgy stuff and then flinstones.

[@bfeldz1023]

I cant believe you killed Clock King like that. Had me in stitches.

[@gabrielabrera9966]

Low key, Big Wheel sounds like a badass villain. With a good redesign he could be really cool.

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

El duende verde es un tipo con un planeador así que no es tan loco

[@baddealdude807]

in case your wondering. the member of the doom patrol that defeated codpiece was Coagula. she is DC's first trans superhero and her power is to turn liquids into solids and solids into liquids. she used it on Codpieces... well... codpiece. codpiece will never be the same

[@seth-eu2zr]

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[@Banana_D]

based Coagula

[@starboy9247]

They are genderfluid, goddamn it dc lmao

[@baddealdude807]

@@starboy9247 the first thing a trans woman does in DC comics is melt a mans cock off.

[@ballisticboo7808]

SHE MELTED HIS COCK

[@willsewell9420]

I wonder if paste-pot Pete’s arch was the basis for the whole Tippy Tinkletrousers thing in captain underpants

[@jsnmdn2738]

Hearing that Coney has physical copies of fucking "Crossed" broke my neck with whiplash

[@ArcadeStriker]

Not gonna lie, I wonder what would Coney come up with if he indeed decided to read Berserk

[@baddealdude807]

Coney having the trade for Luther is extremely brand and I haven idea why

[@shinobu153]

Matador’s plan is extra stupid since daredevil is blind lol.

[@Gohka]

from a purely aesthetic pov Cyclops does have some of the best designs going. Though I like you also have a thing for the visor look haha. However character wise he's abysmal lmao.

[@Gamersgoinblind]

Before watching, I'm hoping my boy Cod Piece shows up.

[@thegodofallakira6349]

Welp 😂

[@zinkpopovitch9519]

Asbestos lady about to get a BIG payout

[@StarChargerStudios]

I kid you not, kite man’s catchphrase is “Kite man, hell yeah”

[@antoniocalcano777]

shout out the editor for the notes on this video

[@austinfletchermusic]

First off, Coney and Alex Lennen?! OOOO this goes pogcrazy!! Second, as an autistic person, hearing you say "neurodivergent" made me feel surprisingly validated. I don't know why, it just did. Thank you. And third, the idea of a supervillain having new hyperfixations and changing their identity each time is HILARIOUS and AMAZING I love it stealing it

[@marmato9332]

I was afraid someone would actually get offended, glad to hear that was not the case

[@ArcaneArmor2321]

Fellow neurodivergent here! Good to see the language being used more!

[@onlysmiles4949]

I don't think Coney realizes just how big a giraffe is

[@lonk2902]

Why are the videos not linked in the description? That seems like just common courtesy when it comes to react content.

[@Gohka]

"why you got purple and green that seems like a faux pas" "now let me tell you about my favourite villain, Lex Luthor" ...

[@pup64hcp]

Cyclops is cool chat is just mean

[@goggles8691]

I can't believe that some DC writer decided that Wonder Woman could almost be bested by math, multiple times. I assume it's the same guy who came up with the rest of her weaknesses.

[@jisatsurai]

IT’S CONEY MOVIE TIME

[@MaiZonnies]

The editor is so goated

[@WDDragneel]

I swear Coney you and me are two sides of the same coin, one moment you got me going "Dude, how are we the same person?" to "Aint no way you feel that way!"

[@xandertreelimb]

I want to appreciate the guy that chatted "Fiddle me this!" at 5:36

[@Hiswf_]

After seeing this video I went to a random word generator and so far I have the classroom presence man and the reasonable diplomat 😂 Edit: now have the broccoli chimpanzee and the initial tumour

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I just read about Diana Soar, she's plenty stupid, but I guess she was included with the great lakes avengers and also isn't a villain

[@yarsrevengerson]

Oh hell yeah, Tim Folin moment

[@ServingKant290]

Rob a jewelry store, tell em make me a clock

[@dylswerb7492]

I love how coney only has one thumbnail face

[@unnoticed9988]

Lol the editor went crazy this video

[@amnot9958]

Fun fact about Dog Welder: He once appeared in the Hitman story line... which was written by GARTH ENNIS, WHO LATER WENT ON TO WRITE THE BOYS. In the same story, we have all kinds of stupid villains. Including Bueno Excellente who's power is... SA. It's the act and threat of SA.

[@Fragrantcanary]

Classic Garth Ennis

[@KnightKingu]

I LOVE coney variety content. So many smash bros content creators are insanely funny like marss I wish they all did more cool variety stuff

[@jamesofthekaijukompendium]

8:07 I did think that. Because he does in Batman TAS.

[@maxs6534]

Never thought I'd feel so bad for a villain named Clock Man, my man didn't deserve that

[@Ultradragon16]

Having caught this stream live, HOLY COW when Coney goes on a tangent he goes for like over 10 minutes

[@feelsjeffman7787]

as someone who actually reads comics, i’m hyped for this vid :)

[@sg2126]

CLOCK KING IS NEURODIVERGENT LMAOOOOOO I’m on the spectrum, and laughing my ass off over this. Coney is awesome

[@modobo]

I'm one of them old folk I guess. I was around for 9/11. School basically stopped and had us watch on TV and the teachers were trying their hardest to stay calm.

[@fish_in_distress]

Dogwelder is made by the same guy who wrote Crossed btw

[@feelsjeffman7787]

Clock King’s origin was a fucking rollercoaster

[@SpaceRider15]

Alex Lennen has a one-hour documentary about the wall

[@Jedededededede]

It’s a giant fucking robot wheel. You shoot a giraffe and it’s dead.

[@a_ninja2376]

I love this guys videos! His spider-man one is awesome

[@Patrick-bn5rp]

Cony, if you're interested in manga, you can just start with chapter 1. Same applies to Berserk.

[@splish8869]

The Flintstones reboot actually goes crazy

[@rocketman093]

Yo clock man backstory is ROUGH

[@AndreySolovyev420]

yooo coney u should take a look at alex lennen's (authors) videos about his comic universe which he created in middle school, thats top tier content

[@Delta21OnYT]

im so glad coney knows about Leapfrog and Stilt-Man

[@jordanfalkowski6924]

I waa watching that series Heros and how the savin the cheerleader was kinda deep how its intertwined with Syllus and Nakamura.

[@mimikyugigas8106]

coney and alex lennen was not on my bingo card

[@gizoid5526]

The wheel is literally the killdozer guy

[@maxmcelhannan7477]

"so he's neurodivergent" you had me laughing

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

Schoker es un villano de spiyque tiene un traje que hace que produzca fuertes ondas de sonido a aparecido en varios medios

[@thetaalchemy1357]

Wait til coney learns about reverse flash, and Professor zoom. Even swamp thing and Constantine

[@jamiemccreath3959]

never in my life did i expect to see alex lennen on coney

[@Confussed-Oddish]

Dogwelder isn't even a villain, he's a hero. Also funny you mentioned crossed because guess who created Dogwelder.

[@gabrielgalvis6697]

5:40 what song is this? It’s jamming

[@mewshmallow255]

8:14 chat killing me with that "transphobic supervillain" line

[@Jedededededede]

Love that when coney said ‘’Fleenztones’’ the chat started going ‘’GRAND DAD’’

[@sliqqy..]

Bro dogwelders redemption arc is insane lmao highly suggest looking into it

[@soaringflying]

banger after banger

[@ethan9593]

You can thell that for half of these the author had writers block, so they just looked around the room at random items and made a character about it.

[@nakedsteak6010]

My friends says he can beat a giraffe too, neither of you can.

[@1brianm7]

I will defend Gorilla Man until the day I die. Read Agents of Atlas and Agents of Wakanda.

[@cuboid64]

Batman Year One rules

[@finlay1602]

Hell yeah man, keep on keeping in

[@saxeladude]

did you know that the person that made superman made him for a contest to design a super hero and as the winner only got $20

[@Axeeco]

"i dont want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs." 🔥🔥🔥✍✍🔥🔥

[@pandegaarkanrauf8413]

This Was Uploaded In My Birthday 😂

[@regjoe_48]

Did you know Codpiece showed up on the Doom Patrol show?

[@ittylink]

Dog Welder needs to be put down on sight. I wonder if Defenestrator will make the list.

[@CityXV]

Dog Welder sounds like your average Jojo villain

[@damonnacke3686]

Great video , villains can be hilarious

[@futurewario9591]

The Wall 🧱 from Spiderman. His weakness is Morgan Freeman.

[@azquidif6319]

Really wanna know if Coney has read Calvin and Hobbes after this video

[@celestiablaireangel]

berserk is SOOO GOOD PLEASE READ IT CONEY

[@noah-ux2cz]

If you want more info on the wall, this guy actually has a 50 minute video on him

[@Kaiser25]

Clock King's story is drepessing af

[@WhyHandlesIMeanFroggchamp]

Cyclops does have a banger design

[@WarrenValion]

The Fiddler is my new favorite thing of all time

[@plabcentral630]

Plastic man came form kite mans group. I think. I don’t know if I remover right.