These Toys are DANGEROUS!

[@EllieMiller510]

I love how one of these was just a point-blank shotgun

[@alexdavis665]

claymore car

[@Blockoumi]

Hi Luke

[@villagecommenter8262]

If you love how one of those were that then why did you spoil it for the mobile users?

[@EllieMiller510]

@@villagecommenter8262 I’m sorry I spoiled the video in the comments of said video. I really have to watch my mouth next time

[@nathanlevesque7812]

@@villagecommenter8262 Mobile users chose their fate.

[@The_WIll_OF_D99]

"I popped an aqua" Fucking killed me omg

[@rmtpatrol4064]

Honestly I never would have thought of that

[@The_WIll_OF_D99]

@@rmtpatrol4064 SAME

[@ItsMeChair1]

W chatter

[@austinfletchermusic]

"The Cabbage Patch doll is insatiable" sounds like a danger prompt in a weird horror game

[@Sillylilgrill]

lol

[@sodiumsovereign]

Magnets can get stuck together in your digestive track with YOUR TISSUE IN BETWEEN THEM. This can occlude your digestive track or pinch off blood supply. Also, the Ford Pinto would explode on contact AND crumple in a way that made it impossible to open the doors. Fun fun fun

[@rafabastos4609]

Thats... W o r r y i n g

[@nebulae5236]

Your small and large intestine are very squiggly. Wouldn’t want 2 magnets to connect when one’s in the stomach and the other is halfway through the small intestine

[@royalnickle]

Thats terrifiying

[@Adr16n1122]

I only knew about the Ford Pinto once it popped up because a friend gave me the whole story when I was parking in a tight lot and he exclaimed "Bro, you almost hit a frag grenade!"

[@Jacob_G9]

Nightmare

[@classiccal5741]

This ones the opposite of a recall but Ford actually found a massive fault with the their engines that if there was a slight disruption the engine would explode. They actually weighed the cost they would have to pay if a human was permanently disabled or killed by this fault against repairing the defect and determined that it was cheaper to compensate all the people that could’ve been impacted by the engines fault rather than recall and fix it. They valued each persons life as around $480,000 (today’s value). Their first lawsuit saw them having to pay over 2 million dollars

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

2 million isn't enough, they need the death penalty. That shit is unacceptable.

[@PeeperSnail]

@@AWanderingSwordsman Coney was shocked but maybe China had the right idea to deal with sociopathic businessmen all along

[@WHYZMAN_]

Damn that's crazy I wanna know more, do you have more info/ know what that lawsuit was called?

[@illford]

@AWanderingSwordsman the death pwnalty for whotho.you cant kill all the higherups they aren't all involved. You can't just say deatg penalty with no direction

[@yummynubs3646]

@@AWanderingSwordsman Maybe china has a point after all

[@Joshyboy225]

7:35 “It’s just a drone” Fiery explosion “…OH.”

[@lgachaboyyt]

how was that toy not higher btw

[@Kira-rn9fl]

Looked up the Uranium Lab toy, it released in 1950. Some context is that just a few years prior, the bombs dropped on Japan, and America was trying to tell everyone that radiation exposure had no real long term effects. The government tested the effects of heavy radiation exposure on soldiers for quite a long time, all in an attempt to prove that radiation didn’t do anything to you, but of course, they only managed to prove that it definitely did.

[@epicrandomnathan]

Okay about the literal nuclear toy: In the 30s they didn't understand the effects radiation had on people. They literally painted dishes with uranium-laced orange paint because it glowed in the dark and looked cool. This was like a common thing and they really just either didnt know or, if they did, it wasn't common knowledge/wasn't regulated

[@VHSo_o]

to be fair, most of the "radioactive dishes" (i believe including the orange ones, but we could be wrong) are actually perfectly safe unless broken, because the radioactive elements were baked into the dish, and thus couldn't enter the body (and also weren't the kind of radiation that radiates far from the material, like with Cobalt 60) Fun fact: those orange radioactive dishes are called "Fiestaware" ^w^

[@boss_boy_]

But that ad isn't from the 30s, because A. Atomic fission didn't EXIST yet, and B, the ad is for TV, which also didn't exist in the 30s in the standard NTSC format. It was made in the 50s you know, after we saw what happened in Hiroshima and Marry Curry. They knew better then.

[@chocoloco1211]

Back home in Puerto Rico everyone used to have a hammock set up if they had the space for it, never ever had I heard about anyone getting tangled in one and honestly if you did you deserve it.

[@PeeperSnail]

To be fair adult-sized hammocks aren't really an issue. The reason those kid-sized ones were so lethal was because both of the size and because of the shape. IIRC they didn't use that wood frame that kept the hammock splayed and instead opted for a cocoon-like shape, and those are very easy to get tangled up on if you're not used to hammocks.

[@RobinNashVideos]

Yeah I mean we have hammocks basically everywhere here in latin america and I had never heard of them causing harm on kids Must have been something specific about that product in particular

[@haiji_morie8416]

@@PeeperSnail I agree with this dude, the hammock might not have the wood thing the keeps it spread out, I get near-death experiences pn those things

[@isaacbacon6056]

That's because you had a full sized, well made hammock. Not a tiny cheap knock off meant for toddlers

[@lucayaki]

@@PeeperSnail I have never seen a hammock with the wooden thing here in Brazil and I still have never seen anyone having an issue with getting trapped here

[@Heydelios]

Imagine your front bumper hitting something slightly too hard but not even hard enough to damage your car, and the airbag goes "gotchu homie" and just fucking claymore's your face

[@shadowcelebi3595]

fun fact, the atomic lab was disconnected not because of how dangerous it was, but because of how much it costed and these things were really pricey. it was also unsuccessful because they only sold less than 5000 of these kits in a year mainly because it was too complex for kids to use them.

[@LucidProtean]

"the Hannah Montana cards are dangerous because they'll reveal her secret identity" The most dangerous weapon of all is information

[@ash_sunday]

My family still owns and drinks out of the toxic McDonald’s shrek glasses, and they haven’t killed us yet

[@lachlanmacrae1779]

*yet*

[@aidensmith5113]

I took the Pfizer vaccine and it hasn’t killed me yet

[@elijahpadilla5083]

The small amount of cadmium in the paint is slowly eroding nervous tissue, dissolving your memory, coordination, and ability to think. It's less that it'll kill you directly, and more that it's gradually making you dumb and clumsy enough to kill yourself, since it's such a low amount.

[@andrewwestfall65]

The peanut salmonella thing reminded me of working in a potato chip factory. There were two good things about working there, all the potato chips you could eat, and they had a rifle named Pest Control. Like, they took the time to engrave Pest Control in the side of it.

[@bestaround3323]

Who were the pests

[@andrewwestfall65]

@@bestaround3323 Deer mostly

[@charlesw7397]

My sister's hair was eaten by one of those cabbage patch kids that ate things. She was sleeping next to it and it just started munching. Luckily it didn't rip the hair out but it did take a while to slowly pull the hair out because it got so tangled in the mechanics of the doll lol

[@jmurray1110]

Yeah most harvest just had to smash the thing open

[@Gohka]

I knew about that 50s (or whenever it was) toy with the Uranium in it, absolutely absurd what they got away with back in the day. This is just the stuff we KNOW about as well, how many hundreds of Toys back then were probably painted with lead-based paints or whatever else that kids put in their mouths.

[@PeeperSnail]

Lead was everywhere back in the day. IIRC leaded gasoline wasn't completely phased out until the late 80's/early 90's, for example. Did you know constant exposure to lead during childhood leads to adults with anger issues and poor decision skills? Neighborhoods that were close to highways were always some of the ones with highest crime rates in the US until about a generation (18 years) after the ban of leaded gasoline.

[@davidnichol4735]

"How does GM still exist?" Every time they go under because the market doesn't want their trash, they get a fat stimmy.

[@elijahpadilla5083]

Those lovely "too big to fail" businesses getting subsidies from the government because they'd take down the American economy with them, that only got that big because the government isn't actually using its antitrust laws. Because we all live in a "what not to do" example on how to run a country.

[@JackgarPrime]

Literally corporate welfare. Meanwhile the people who get thrown out on their ass barely get shit for unemployment. It's such a bullshit system.

[@vingyl_lygnivplus3467]

I like how Coney plays along with the video instead of criticizing it or whatever, it’s actually a refreshing take

[@AnthonySilva35]

This is what I do when I watch stuff with my girl or close friends. Pointing stuff out in a dramatic way is so fun lol Plus, being loud is def funny

[@kadabraguy9846]

The Hannah Montana lead thing sounds like it could've been the plot to an episode lmao

[@tylerw1625]

Coney allows me to get my Watch Mojo fix in while also being super entertaining, thanks content man

[@bladesqueen5201]

yeah GM kept in business after litterally letting people die, so maybe the death penalty for faulty products that are KNOWN to be dangerous aren't so bad

[@DylanTheRunnyBoi]

Breaking Bad would look real different with some Aqua Dots, I’ll tell you that

[@Mr.Faust3]

4:40 I remember this I remember this commercial. weirdly enough kid toys just into mustard gas generators

[@legacy9685]

lead, asbestos, extasy and fucking uranium in the toys back then, people used to live life on the edge back then

[@scottyjonas7592]

Yeah there’s no way that kind of thing could happen today, right! …right?

[@marzipancutter8144]

WHen an innocuous article is dangerous it's almost "always" a dangerously toxic chemical

[@yusuketm7701]

"Popped an aqua , I am sweating" This shit is so funny

[@jocyanide]

My sister wanted aqua dots so bad when she was young. Brother and I thought it was so funny when they got recalled.

[@wednesday122]

She was addicted

[@aguchamp7766]

Do they still sell Aqua Dots? J-just curious

[@gabesynnott6506]

I don’t have them personally… but I know a guy who knows a guy who has some

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Apperently they got rebranded as "Pixos" and now they have a bitter coating to dissuade kids from eating them, similar to Nintendo Switch cartridges

[@davidnichol4735]

I was just checking, they got sued and recalled a couple times, so I'd say it's probably completely "clean" now

[@anthonygillette]

0:31 I was literally just thinking this. We watched it with our son and I could only think “he’s a child, he’s clearly creative and needs a better outlet for himself but he got traumatized for life”

[@y3tti627]

*when the quiet kid getting bullied in 3rd grade brings the RC plane to lunch*

[@saintcodilas3366]

I legit got one of the hardest flashbacks of my life when I saw the Shrek glass

[@agentemerald5545]

Trying to sell guns to kids is an act that goes back to parents just buying rifles for their kids. Also how does URANIUM lose out to darts?

[@pzmagma]

The RC plane exploding into the ground made me laugh so hard

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I feel like pro smash comentator coney would make fun of pro (?) streamer coney's thumbnails literally every day

[@austinfletchermusic]

Coneysonas

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@austinfletchermusic oh god don't do that people are gonna start shipping them 😳😂

[@austinfletchermusic]

​@@byrontheusurper6505​not on the CONEY channel, surely!

[@crudalicious]

coney is the only person who makes watchmojo look entertaining

[@PeeperSnail]

WatchMojo lends itself to have someone react to the videos on stream, I'm surprised not more people are following in Coney's footsteps.

[@crudalicious]

@@PeeperSnail coney is creating a monopoly on the watchmojo reaction genre.. truly a business genius..

[@mrknots]

Maybe a silly point to make, but GHB is not ecstasy. It’s a completely different drug with different risks that is closer to alcohol in its effects (though it’s much stronger) Ecstasy is supposed to typically be MDMA or MDA. GHB is probably a bit more dangerous

[@marzipancutter8144]

Just because it doesn't make it better doesn't mean it's not an important distinction to make.

[@letterEsu]

I am surprised coney survived all of these toys he must be as strong as a gorilla

[@camdencrocker8900]

How do your thumbnails get so bad but so funny at the same time? Love the content.

[@afineegg1040]

They feel like tryhard parodies of clickbait thumbnails, I love it. Perfectly works with Coney's content engine energy

[@camdencrocker8900]

@@afineegg1040 it’s so meta

[@thisisasupersayin376]

This one's not the least bit wrong or misinformative though

[@ChrisC11231998]

11:22-11:26 I feel bad for laughing because that “ow god” was so genuine it was so funny

[@anacobra558]

dude this video came out 4 months and I still die laughing at this this video is so fucking funny I can't stop rewatching it

[@blastfire21]

Lawn darts are just the most famously dangerous toy. The uranium lab is probably worse.

[@Dom_Maretti]

As far as I know, the Atomic Energy Lab doesn't have a body count.

[@jakipop3397]

"I love products, bro." is already funny. "Especially when they get recalled." is amazing.

[@pyrojkl]

Gotta love Jarts. my dad had a set when I was about 10 around 2001, good times. too bad common sense safety + alcohol is why these are not sold in their original form

[@Rexcalibar]

God I remember aquadots commercials. I used to think those things were so freaking cool. Now I'm glad I wasn't the type of kid to eat everything I came across.

[@JunkboxSP]

14:30 I have owned one of these Shrek glasses for 10+ years and I still regularly use it. Haven't had any problems. I hope.

[@hugonamenlos7218]

Rip

[@jadthecat387]

It will all be Ogre soon

[@thisisasupersayin376]

"$3800 car? I'll roll the dice for that cheap" how is Coney not dead yet

[@MrMcGee-yc1oq]

Bro I had that Hannah Montana Guitar case. I didn't know it was a game and/or dangerous. But that case was absolutely a weapon.

[@mitsuokatagiri1860]

The statement "You guys know I love products" taken out of the context of this videos is so hilariously and frustratingly vague. Just the thought of a friend saying that out of nowhere is fucking hilarious

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Maybe that uranium for kids kit was made before Curie descovered "oh shit this shit fucks you up"....

[@grantsmotherman8450]

Curie was the one who discovered the existence of the phenomenon in the first place. Maybe it was instead made during the period when people would basically wear jock straps laced with radium, another radioactive element on the periodic table.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@grantsmotherman8450 yeah that's what I meant, it went "there is this cool new radiation and Radon watches are the shit right now " and then I'm pretty sure Curie also later descovered that it's harmful, may be wrong on that. But you're right, idk if uranium had been descovered in time before they found that out, propably not

[@davidnichol4735]

@@byrontheusurper6505 no, nobody noticed after Hiroshima, Nagasaki, many government nuclear weapon experiments, and tons of research going into nuclear power that radiation was harmful.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@davidnichol4735 you know that we're talking about Marie Curie right? Yknow, the woman that descovered radioactivity in like 1890. (Edit:it was 1898) I was wrong on her descovering it was dangerous, a different bloke did that in 1927, a few years after her death, but a good bit before anything that you described. Nuclear warfare wasn't even conceptualised until the Nazis started gaining power, much less utilized until the tail end of WW2. So yes, there was a time where we knew about radiation but didn't know it caused cancer and all that, and seeing as that era stretches out far later than I thought it did (1898-1927), it's at least plausible for that toy to be from that era.

[@gummywurm]

Someone in the chat saying trap house Boba about aqua dots is fucking brilliant

[@ohno5507]

Imagine you hit the speedbump a little too hard, and your car retaliates by blowing your head off with buckshot.

[@lukemartin9167]

counterpoint. Sid did bully his sister and ruin her property, as well as also buy and use a rocket that he was too young to either order or operate.

[@andyblanton6570]

That isn't being a villain. That's being a jackass. Would you call Buzz from Home Alone a villain? Of course not.

[@StriderZessei]

I had moon boots too! They were just as bad as Coney said, and worse.

[@Stayaroughmo]

I had those Shrek Glasses! I was so upset when I had to send it back to McDonald’s. All I wanted was to have a nice cup of milk with my green best friend.

[@tobi3269]

I had aqua dots as a kid. I'm surprised I'm alive cuz I swear I remember eating one

[@PeeperSnail]

The stuff that was on the Aqua Dots won't kill you, but you probably didn't have a good time, considering the chemical is also known as the date rape drug.

[@tobi3269]

@@PeeperSnail understood. I'm boutta sue the people who made that toy for trying to date rape me then 😂😂

[@davidnichol4735]

You two are hilarious. First of all, why do you think it's called "the date rape drug"? It causes amnesia. You couldn't remember it unless you planned it out. Secondly, it definitely wouldn't have been a bad experience. If you were gonna rape someone, would you give them a drug that makes them feel amazing, neutral, or bad? They even mentioned one of it's other names in the video, "liquid ecstacy" which is self-explanatory.

[@Skibster-w9l]

11:09 you could buy this from ACME

[@no-bc4jl]

If Coney made toys for kids, they'd be dropping like flies.

[@JustAnotherMike_]

I actually had both versions of the Note 7 Got mine, they recalled it because they were exploding. So they replaced it with the non-exploding one... A week later, they recalled those because they were exploding

[@pixlnovaofficial]

Oh my lord, my family has those Shrek glasses. We’re not allowed to drink out of them because they’re dangerous but we just have them as a collectible.

[@smashdriven1640]

The part about shredding your tibulas into dust almost made me die

[@byrontheusurper6505]

THE FORD PINTO IS JUST A VERY RISKY CARD that's so good! Sword of damocles lookin-ass

[@matthewhiatt5070]

Bad video=death, Coney lives forever

[@SmashCentralOfficial]

11:00 always wanted these as a kid haha.

[@TheWordPlay]

Those Shrek glasses are one way to get people off his swamp

[@Cybertasm8798]

6:51 PONYTAILS?! ______________________

[@ahhhpples4476]

ok you know that there were kids who had fights where they chucked lawn darts at eachother

[@marrodc]

Another Coney video, another banger. (Though please make subtitles available. I can't watch videos without them when I'm eating or doing some other loud stuff)

[@Ridlay_]

I’m just baffled the explosives making kit or atomic lab that had freaking uranium wasn’t number 1, like hello??? Well at least the other one had something deserving of number 1. Gotta love an exploding safety device.

[@goldsocks9999]

I remember wanting those shreck glasses so bad

[@chaosjoey123]

The first couple times working wiht resin 3D printing the smells reminded me of creepy crawlers

[@tentarj4753]

I REMEMBER HAVING THAT CRIME SCENE TOY WHAT I NEVER KNEW IT WAS TOXIC You know now that I think about it that makes a lot of sense…

[@cadetsparklez3300]

The wood burning kit is fine lol

[@Dom_Maretti]

Lawn darts have a body count. In 1987, a 7-year-old girl was killed when a lawn dart pierced her skull and fatally injured her brain.

[@TempestDacine]

"Pfizer" Me: *sweats nervously*

[@ModemMT]

The best part about this video is that I drive an old hand-me-down 2002 Toyota Camry and I’m 90% sure it has Takata airbags. If I die, Coney gets my laptop.

[@johndominic8496]

I was crying the entire time

[@MxPinky]

I HAD THAT CRIME SCENE TOY AND I SET UP A FAKE DEATH FOR MY OLDER SISTER FOR APRIL FOOLS LMFAOOOO

[@egbert5871]

Even worse then going apart for magnets is pulling together if in 2 different pats of your intestines getting them pulled together

[@vegetarblessb]

I had moonshoes. They worked pretty well for me until the rubber wore away lol

[@byrontheusurper6505]

"Sid didn't know they were sentient" You are BEGGING for a philosophical undertale debate to break out in your comments section aren't you?

[@DeronHargrove]

Good ol Undertale

[@jorantheamazing]

YOOO as a child I had aqua dots I took it from a thrift store with my dad when they leave stuff there for you to take

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

I'm just surprised flubber was not on either list.

[@FlameEffigy]

I went to the store to turn in my galaxy note 7 and replace it and they said they didn't have any and then told me to take it back home.

[@brandonwatkins5092]

A very long time ago on Christmas my 3 cousins, brother and I were all given that same exact CSI kit. 🦆

[@thisguy1762]

Coney learning how to dad but in a content format

[@samuelmagyar1488]

I've had one of those Shrek glasses for many years and I've drank out of it hundreds of times...

[@ah.neat.408]

What Shrek glass do you think was the most toxic?

[@MapleLunii]

coney riffing off watchmojo videos is so fucking funny

[@thelaxman8053]

The thumbnail alone makes this video funny

[@ryanzephyr3417]

I hear once before about a Harry Potter vibrating broomstick that got banned because little girls were having…too much fun…using the broomstick and parents got concerned

[@christopherchristopherson7814]

I had some of those shreck glasses and drank from when they got recalled I had a hard time trusting stained glass

[@PokemonWalkthroughDS]

I remember we had the McDonald's Shrek glass and it got recalled (we got the Donkey one)

[@Heartache-56]

19:52 turbo-tastic!

[@Charlie-hv3dh]

I love coneys reacting to watch mojo vids!

[@nilos4102]

WatchMojo really listened to the Kids are Stupid episode of Distractible and decided to make a video out of it haha

[@toond3984]

I had those Shrek glasses, they looked super cool

[@MxPinky]

YOOO WTFFFF I ALSO HAD THAT CHEMISTRY ONE, AND I WENT ONTO NUCLEAR CHEM

[@andyblanton6570]

I'm shocked that there wasn't some kind of 90s toy that wasn't literally just agent orange

[@disrespectbrabarcle]

i want a super villian that uses banned dangerous toys to reak havoc on the world!

[@CalamitasCalliope]

Aqua Dots was just a front for an ecstasy lab

[@agentclank8183]

Coney’s daughter is cursed with parents with bad cars.