I Think I Found The Weirdest Christmas Movie

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Drew Gooden

Drew Gooden

Күн бұрын

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@alexanderknott9039
@alexanderknott9039 5 жыл бұрын
“My mommy and daddy went to heaven” Like, 10 minutes later- “Where did mommy and daddy go?”
@じょじょ-n4b
@じょじょ-n4b 5 жыл бұрын
Hell
@glitchgwen470
@glitchgwen470 5 жыл бұрын
Alexander Knott she knows they went up to heaven but she’s asking what part of heaven they’re in 😂😂
@jade-gem
@jade-gem 5 жыл бұрын
She’s not good with locations. This is the same girl that wrote Timmy house as her address
@EkkoSaviour
@EkkoSaviour 5 жыл бұрын
Gachagirl0910 2028 superheaven
@numberoneweirdo8980
@numberoneweirdo8980 5 жыл бұрын
@Jade I don't mean to be annoying, but after having a team of professionals analyze the footage we have come to the conclusion that it was s different girl who wrote Timmy House.
@TheActualAnthonino
@TheActualAnthonino 4 жыл бұрын
The tape recorder in this movie is like a key item you get for a side-quest but you just forget to do the side-quest.
@haileydegroff9457
@haileydegroff9457 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who watched the full movie it actually DOES briefly come up again right before the whole chase-after-her sequence lol.
@reybrunke9051
@reybrunke9051 4 жыл бұрын
like in animal crossing when you forget to return a lost item and it shows up in your inventory the next day called “what was this again?”
@johanna9845
@johanna9845 4 жыл бұрын
@@haileydegroff9457 what happens :O!
@jdmcfc
@jdmcfc 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@bajillianaire
@bajillianaire 4 жыл бұрын
@@haileydegroff9457 I thought I was going crazy because I also watched the whole movie at some point and could have sworn I remembered that being a whole thing lmao And the fact that Drew watched it a dozen times means he wouldn't have just missed that part sooo I feel lied to. But yeah the boss villain plays the recording and Kristi is like >:0 ..right?
@lewisedwards4058
@lewisedwards4058 5 жыл бұрын
Best movie lines in cinematic history: 1. Frankly my dear- I don’t give a damn. 2. Oh-oo, ow-ee, ah-tah
@masonfleming6765
@masonfleming6765 5 жыл бұрын
Lewis Edwards yeah yeah so so speed it up
@lionturbulence
@lionturbulence 5 жыл бұрын
@@masonfleming6765 you forgot a "yeah"
@louieyovino
@louieyovino Ай бұрын
"Aren't you... raising an orphan?"
@magicdolphin3090
@magicdolphin3090 Ай бұрын
​@@louieyovino"...hi."
@spidertoes28
@spidertoes28 Ай бұрын
I don’t have feelings for Kristi North!
@4r4chn1da33
@4r4chn1da33 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the scene were Matt is walking around the post office, dressed like 2005 Green Day, with full confidence and talking to everyone and getting like congratulated, all bc he got kissed. He’s like a 5th grader
@ZoobiethePopplio
@ZoobiethePopplio Жыл бұрын
To be fair, getting kissed would be a confidence boost.
@Chilloutlilbro
@Chilloutlilbro Жыл бұрын
​@@ZoobiethePopplioWhat if it was a evil kiss????
@iKnowaNoah
@iKnowaNoah Жыл бұрын
​@@Chilloutlilbroevil confidence....
@RikkiLove0317
@RikkiLove0317 Жыл бұрын
This reads like a tumblr thread /pos
@4r4chn1da33
@4r4chn1da33 Жыл бұрын
@@RikkiLove0317 thank u it was supposed to
@p1nnysk3n1s
@p1nnysk3n1s 6 жыл бұрын
The song with only a guitarist and two people singing onscreen... has drums in it?? Somehow?
@brendand7948
@brendand7948 6 жыл бұрын
Pinny Skenis I didn’t even think of that lmfaoo
@ambiguousforest5670
@ambiguousforest5670 6 жыл бұрын
**Ding**
@smonkk8556
@smonkk8556 6 жыл бұрын
Pinny Skenis im pretty sure it also has rhythm guitars while the only guitarist plays a solo
@kinkanalchemist
@kinkanalchemist 6 жыл бұрын
If you ever watch Disney Channel Original Movie "Camp Rock", you'll notice there is a scene in which one Jonas brother, sitting very clearly alone on a dock, is able to summon the disembodied voices of his brothers to sing backup.
@kvd1027
@kvd1027 6 жыл бұрын
tru
@donk3yb0y
@donk3yb0y 6 жыл бұрын
The "when's the last time you had sex?" question caught me so off guard, because this feels like a children's movie and to have a line that blatantly pg-13 is baffling.
@aursuniverse
@aursuniverse 6 жыл бұрын
Art3mis ikr
@CriAleMar
@CriAleMar 6 жыл бұрын
The bit of the woman carnally biting the pastry sells it though
@maddiehansen5661
@maddiehansen5661 6 жыл бұрын
i actually chuckled at Matt’s reaction to that question. is that bad?
@georgetim1990
@georgetim1990 6 жыл бұрын
I want to like this comment, but it's already at 666. I couldn't live with myself thinking of the blasphemy. I'll pop by in a week to see if things change.
@nonamenofame8607
@nonamenofame8607 6 жыл бұрын
What made it even funnier was the little girl was at the door listening 😂😂😂
@Bibi-hs3fd
@Bibi-hs3fd 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Santa asking if she's gonna be home for Christmas. HE'S not even home for Christmas, that's like ...the only day he's not at home
@ecliiipsssse
@ecliiipsssse 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dewonvaughan9731
@dewonvaughan9731 3 жыл бұрын
isnt that christmas eve
@Lex.Santanny
@Lex.Santanny 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think about that 😂😂😂
@Kari2025
@Kari2025 3 жыл бұрын
He’s home on Christmas. His deliveries happen on Christmas eve!
@Imabot_-he7qh
@Imabot_-he7qh 3 жыл бұрын
Okay hear me out… he spends his day home on Christmas. His morning is spent delivering presents…
@birdbirdbirdbirdbrid
@birdbirdbirdbirdbrid Жыл бұрын
I find it hysterical that at 27:00 when Kristi’s dad is revealed, she says that she can’t make it home for Christmas and he *laughs* in her face 💀
@lindsey4178
@lindsey4178 Жыл бұрын
Right? I thought that was hilarious! 😂
@yvettechevalier7089
@yvettechevalier7089 Жыл бұрын
Well... He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. Sooooooo... 😅
@Hunt_o_kar
@Hunt_o_kar Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@kitkatrina1337
@kitkatrina1337 Жыл бұрын
it kinda sounds like he's saying "That's wonderful! ho ho ho ho ho!"
@Dylanafewnumbers
@Dylanafewnumbers 11 ай бұрын
😂
@Danny-Gonzalez
@Danny-Gonzalez 6 жыл бұрын
PLEASE PUT THE SONG AT THE END ON SPOTIFY!!!
@jakegushard
@jakegushard 6 жыл бұрын
I might cover it
@maries7470
@maries7470 6 жыл бұрын
hi danny! :D
@maxtoproductions8068
@maxtoproductions8068 6 жыл бұрын
Hello "Danny"
@batmanlikespizza2541
@batmanlikespizza2541 6 жыл бұрын
Tell everyone you’ll give them a cookie if they do
@oliviamartinezz
@oliviamartinezz 6 жыл бұрын
i wanna kill santa claus
@wpath5555
@wpath5555 5 жыл бұрын
2 million of those budget dollars went to the CGI sprinkles.
@lillian3852
@lillian3852 4 жыл бұрын
Imp why are there no comments lol
@yoyojerez1741
@yoyojerez1741 4 жыл бұрын
There is
@Willow-r3c
@Willow-r3c 4 жыл бұрын
poo
@yoyojerez1741
@yoyojerez1741 4 жыл бұрын
Oop
@cullengarrett50
@cullengarrett50 4 жыл бұрын
PoP
@lydia-sn3hj
@lydia-sn3hj 5 жыл бұрын
Idk if anyone else noticed this but the little girl mentioned in the letter at the beginning of the movie that her parents "went to heaven", but she asked the uncle "where did mommy and daddy go?" So uh
@cybirbandroid5762
@cybirbandroid5762 5 жыл бұрын
The only excuse I can think of is that she's distracting him from her sketchy plotlines to get him laid (instead of trying to get him a relationship lmao).
@Legionbass19
@Legionbass19 5 жыл бұрын
Lydia P. Obviously Matt wrote the letters while posing as his niece so that Santa could get him laid.
@emmascanlon5505
@emmascanlon5505 5 жыл бұрын
she gave up on god, duh
@abbywolffe4114
@abbywolffe4114 4 жыл бұрын
I would pay for a sequel if the rest of the movie was him explaining how death works
@itswherethecomedycomesin8864
@itswherethecomedycomesin8864 4 жыл бұрын
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING AJDJXKNSS *C O N T I N U I T Y*
@Becca9488
@Becca9488 Жыл бұрын
My conspiracy theory is that Heather was originally written as the main guy's sister, but then the writers remembered that his sister was supposed to be dead, so they quickly rewrote her to pass her off as his weirdly affectionate friend 😂
@RavenclawNimbus
@RavenclawNimbus Жыл бұрын
But what sister calls her brother “sweetie”
@BassicallyKiyash
@BassicallyKiyash Жыл бұрын
​​@@RavenclawNimbusme when I want to be condescending infornt of my parents But honestly, why not just give him another sister? Like they could have made a plot point that she was upset she wasn't in the will, THEY COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH! awh anyways.
@statementofjoespooky1660
@statementofjoespooky1660 Жыл бұрын
Dude I think you’re right lol
@clemclemclemclemcl
@clemclemclemclemcl Жыл бұрын
⁠​⁠@@RavenclawNimbus my guess is that the writer wanted an actual cheating arc originally but they write it out cus they were lazy
@vivishii_
@vivishii_ Жыл бұрын
@@BassicallyKiyash my guess is that they thought that if there were two women and one guy in the family, the child would definitely go to the other woman since "thats what theyre for" lel
@tatogod3573
@tatogod3573 3 жыл бұрын
23:07 I guarantee you the script was like: *[Insert sassy black woman noises here]*
@destaabigael9004
@destaabigael9004 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Juan-mw5tt
@Juan-mw5tt 3 жыл бұрын
*sass intensifies*
@kylelapoint4187
@kylelapoint4187 3 жыл бұрын
The racism is tangible
@boominski_4202
@boominski_4202 3 жыл бұрын
@@kylelapoint4187 you mean palpable
@boominski_4202
@boominski_4202 3 жыл бұрын
@@mudasbeats ooo reference
@reflectedpuddle
@reflectedpuddle 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so desperate for love, your niece who's like seven even notices, and then asks Santa to get you a girlfriend lmao
@mooovesaidmrcow2790
@mooovesaidmrcow2790 4 жыл бұрын
SK why I want to like your comment and I did until I realised it would break the 69
@megavidaeos
@megavidaeos 4 жыл бұрын
And then some woman tells her to do it herself.
@bubblezxallxaroundx
@bubblezxallxaroundx 4 жыл бұрын
Me, I’m your
@reflectedpuddle
@reflectedpuddle 4 жыл бұрын
Sally Nguyen I am also your
@rae7864
@rae7864 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao like THATS what she Wants... Fuuuck the presents and toys, get this dude a fuckin girl..
@zacsnowbank7632
@zacsnowbank7632 5 жыл бұрын
If I asked my girlfriend when I would get to meet the family and she responded "Sometimes family is closer than you think" I would immediately assume she was my cousin or something.
@hanwriter
@hanwriter 5 жыл бұрын
Zac Snowbank that line is soooo weird and she repeated that line a lot 💀
@mangomango6988
@mangomango6988 5 жыл бұрын
Pee Bay allbama 100
@Hippo.palooza
@Hippo.palooza 5 жыл бұрын
420 likes bruther
@dualmao6726
@dualmao6726 5 жыл бұрын
Zac Snowbank 😂
@imaginethis4890
@imaginethis4890 5 жыл бұрын
For some reason I'd think she was pregnant
@allisonhowlett8342
@allisonhowlett8342 Жыл бұрын
hey little stinkers. i watched the movie yesterday and am devastated to tell you that “i don’t have feelings for kristi north” does indeed come back at a key part of the plot. i think that scene must have been cut from the dvd version. just felt the need to get this off my chest.
@jothequeermeleon4495
@jothequeermeleon4495 Жыл бұрын
wait when in the movie
@2knano992
@2knano992 11 ай бұрын
Well tell us the details you silly billy
@acoelomate2984
@acoelomate2984 11 ай бұрын
That’s incredible but I’m also extremely confused as to why this is in the original movie but not the dvd?? Why is there a directors cut of Christmas mail???
@allisonhowlett8342
@allisonhowlett8342 10 ай бұрын
@@2knano992 at a pivotal scene that drew doesn’t talk abt at all (hence me thinking it wasn’t on the dvd for some reason) kristi is going to leave the post office and then the boss plays the “i don’t have feelings for kristi north” and she’s DEVASTATED bc matt doesn’t have feelings for her
@LoneGamerNerd
@LoneGamerNerd 9 ай бұрын
@@allisonhowlett8342 I know I'm a bit late, but Drew does sometimes seem to forget things when watching movies. In his Titanic animated movie review, he forgot a particular detail that would have answered one of the questions he had. So I think sometimes things just slip his mind.
@silversteinmma
@silversteinmma 6 жыл бұрын
When Matt gets kissed, you're gettin' dissed.
@zarkydunnun7378
@zarkydunnun7378 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice the huge red mark that suddenly appeared on Drew’s neck at 16:19 and not a second before? 🤔😏
@CH1CK3NNU66375
@CH1CK3NNU66375 6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@patchwork2239
@patchwork2239 6 жыл бұрын
@Zarky Dunnun oH GOD WHY-
@estebanod
@estebanod 3 ай бұрын
Good job, you can quote, well almost, you missed the quotation marks.
@miagoodrick1217
@miagoodrick1217 4 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about how Christy's job is literally temporary like she'll be gone December 26th so why does the boss care so much?
@sarinabina5487
@sarinabina5487 4 жыл бұрын
IKR
@astaut2659
@astaut2659 4 жыл бұрын
He’s too stupid
@Jayeponz
@Jayeponz 4 жыл бұрын
Because he is gay for the main character and saw their chemistry
@MxAxMar
@MxAxMar 4 жыл бұрын
that's the kinda top notch busninessing you get when you hire Andy from the Office
@snakewhitcher4189
@snakewhitcher4189 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want to deal with this same shit next year. If the Xmas letters are a success this year, then they're gonna keep doing it. Pretty soon it's gonna be letters to the Easter Bunny and toothfairy. We can't have this shit.
@fredrickum5474
@fredrickum5474 5 жыл бұрын
How can he afford such a nice house if he’s supporting a child and is also a mailman??
@kjronning1
@kjronning1 5 жыл бұрын
Unions
@carolinewalker5127
@carolinewalker5127 5 жыл бұрын
Tomatoes
@Ellemiss
@Ellemiss 5 жыл бұрын
@Aaron Heych Same💀
@cynthiababbage8324
@cynthiababbage8324 5 жыл бұрын
Inheritance
@davidrowan2021
@davidrowan2021 5 жыл бұрын
He's in that band thing and he also won 4 awards so that must be alot of money
@MaxKelly-x3m
@MaxKelly-x3m 2 ай бұрын
my headcanon is that heather is gay and knew matt since high school, (which is also when the band formed,) and he was her fake boyfriend as a cover to her parents. she acts romantically to him because it turned into an inside joke in their friend group, because they all joked that they were horrible at pretending to be partners.
@MaxKelly-x3m
@MaxKelly-x3m 2 ай бұрын
yes, i have too much free time.
@intelli-gent9863
@intelli-gent9863 Ай бұрын
I accept this as cannon. It's the only explanation that makes sense 😂
@Simply_here1
@Simply_here1 Ай бұрын
this is now Canon
@Pee-p1v
@Pee-p1v Ай бұрын
I’d read that fic XD
@dylansickinger545
@dylansickinger545 28 күн бұрын
I actually like that theory a lot, I'm adopting that as my headcanon too
@screamcow_
@screamcow_ 4 жыл бұрын
"Some lunch, or coffee-" "Ooh, eugh, yuck, not coffee, eww, icky, gross, ack, yucky, ooo, no, uughhh"
@subchallenge-gw1vu
@subchallenge-gw1vu 4 жыл бұрын
My mom: *casually get addicted to caffeine*
@anduure
@anduure 4 жыл бұрын
No joke, I reread this like times lmao
@Z.A.N.E
@Z.A.N.E 4 жыл бұрын
I don't like coffee bit even I normally just say- "I don't really like coffee, but sure, maybe a place where I can get tea and you can get coffee?" Like- that's a reasonable response... At least I think so
@lifeontheledgerlines8394
@lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 жыл бұрын
I know that coffee can be a euphemism for sex, but that reaction was just next level
@X3._.n3
@X3._.n3 4 жыл бұрын
@@welshieranger4697 isn't tea equally colonial?
@ava5118
@ava5118 4 жыл бұрын
the girl literally mentioned her parents went to heaven then half an hour later shes like “WhErE dId mOmmY aNd dAddY gO?”
@beccacatherine1143
@beccacatherine1143 4 жыл бұрын
like make it make sense lil dude
@ava5118
@ava5118 4 жыл бұрын
@@beccacatherine1143 exactly lmao
@SunlessPeriwinkle
@SunlessPeriwinkle 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@baddie1shoe
@baddie1shoe 4 жыл бұрын
Timmy house
@moonbyulswife3990
@moonbyulswife3990 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god you are right lmao
@zilleaxolotl3457
@zilleaxolotl3457 5 жыл бұрын
the ideal remake of this movie: Drew plays every male character, and Amanda plays every female character. except Christy North, who is played by Danny Gonzalez EDIT: Kurtis plays the dog
@isaacisis5876
@isaacisis5876 5 жыл бұрын
The reboot we deserve
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat 5 жыл бұрын
Yassss
@GaJ42
@GaJ42 5 жыл бұрын
zilleaxolotl fuck yeah
@ElijahSinclair1220
@ElijahSinclair1220 5 жыл бұрын
zilleaxolotl I would go to the theatre to see that
@lilymalik6041
@lilymalik6041 5 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ray-the-lame
@ray-the-lame 10 ай бұрын
i’ll be completely honest, when I first saw the trailers for the FNAF movie and saw the main characters were “clueless white guy taking care of his child relative” and “blonde-haired girl who’s a little mysterious” all i could think was “oh, so it’s just Christmas Mail but horror” and i’ve never been able to un-think it ever since
@katharineball585
@katharineball585 4 ай бұрын
OML UR RIGHT
@Kallen-r7z
@Kallen-r7z 4 ай бұрын
​@@katharineball58523:48 😊😊
@godzdead
@godzdead 4 ай бұрын
LOOOOOL FR
@lu-__-
@lu-__- 3 ай бұрын
thanks i hate it
@born-environment-0002
@born-environment-0002 2 ай бұрын
OH MY GOODNESS THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SUBCONSCIOUSLY ASSOCIATING IT WITH THIS WHOLE TIME
@adchick27
@adchick27 5 жыл бұрын
"Im on a special assignment. From corporate. Which isn't a thing, because we're a federal agency."
@carsonheschle642
@carsonheschle642 4 жыл бұрын
YES. THIS. THANK YOU.
@anonymousdratini
@anonymousdratini 4 жыл бұрын
Um. Clearly she means the president... I guess?
@NoogahOogah
@NoogahOogah 4 жыл бұрын
Sort of. The USPS is a little weird, especially since it was reorganized in the 1970s. It is now “a corporation-like independent agency”.
@vadernation1233
@vadernation1233 4 жыл бұрын
NoogahOogah yeah but you can see that they work for the Federal postal service.
@sophieschroer42
@sophieschroer42 4 жыл бұрын
Plotwist: The boss is actually in love with Matt and that's why he hates Christi so he's trying to come up with a fake excuse to take her down
@AuDHDarling
@AuDHDarling 4 жыл бұрын
People in the comments trying to queer this movie so hard... And I am here for it. I would absolutely watch it if Matt ended up with his boss and elf lady ended up with band manager lady.
@hi-bw7go
@hi-bw7go 4 жыл бұрын
@@AuDHDarling IMO, a relationship between Matt and his boss would be kinda toxic ngl.
@catteethjelly
@catteethjelly 4 жыл бұрын
y e s👌
@nightmare_creature3757
@nightmare_creature3757 4 жыл бұрын
That would be more interesting then what this movie has at least
@k1llmavis
@k1llmavis 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I’m here for that
@demonicchickens2993
@demonicchickens2993 2 жыл бұрын
"Aren't you raising an orphan?" Is the funniest line I've ever heard
@monsev.arellano9125
@monsev.arellano9125 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought that part was the only intentionally funny thing in the movie
@worldbook6487
@worldbook6487 2 жыл бұрын
8:30
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm Жыл бұрын
Honestly that boss is such an icon who lives to slay another day
@Thompas212
@Thompas212 Жыл бұрын
I thought this film was actually kinda funny
@graymonk5972
@graymonk5972 Жыл бұрын
i’ve started saying that to my mom regularly as a joke 😭 (important context: i’m an orphan as in, my bio parents gave me up so i was in a literal orphanage for a while. i was adopted by my adoptive mom, but i still make orphan jokes about myself.)
@tsarinaballerina4
@tsarinaballerina4 Жыл бұрын
Love how they “wrote a song” but then just sang jolly old st. nicholas
@h.c.49
@h.c.49 7 ай бұрын
THAT'S what that was???
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 Ай бұрын
Oh I thought they said “Christmas season’s coming to 90 year old men”
@jwwalt
@jwwalt 6 жыл бұрын
The 2.5 million went into the sprinkle effects 100%
@claudias.3569
@claudias.3569 6 жыл бұрын
TRUE. That and finding a trained bird
@elizalecompte309
@elizalecompte309 6 жыл бұрын
And the fire soundtrack
@vaneten6085
@vaneten6085 6 жыл бұрын
And hiring the cop from the white chicks to play the boss
@michaelrecycle3373
@michaelrecycle3373 6 жыл бұрын
They had to pay the driving stunt double (who clearly looks like that lady) a couple thousands, too
@peebay3515
@peebay3515 5 жыл бұрын
@@vaneten6085 He also was their personal trainer friend in Night at the Roxbury.
@casper2166
@casper2166 4 жыл бұрын
this movie is the embodiment of "we'll just fix it in post"
@swanofoceane
@swanofoceane 4 жыл бұрын
The best part is that they never do lol
@lhaviland8602
@lhaviland8602 4 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman voiceover: "They did not, in fact, fix it in post".
@gaycoffeeaddict
@gaycoffeeaddict 4 жыл бұрын
Even better, because they're in a post office.
@casper2166
@casper2166 4 жыл бұрын
@@gaycoffeeaddict holy shit--
@marylandes5162
@marylandes5162 2 жыл бұрын
We'll just fix it in Post Office.
@mjr_schneider
@mjr_schneider 6 жыл бұрын
"Oh-ooh, ow-ee, ah-da." ~ Sally the sassy black woman, 2010
@juniperlynn
@juniperlynn 6 жыл бұрын
WCLSMKNJ
@dallymoo7816
@dallymoo7816 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@tangear
@tangear Ай бұрын
14:47 (edit: it's actually in Cantonese, not mandarin) for the Chinese, I'm so confused. From what I can tell, she said 大姐 which means older sister, but it looks like she's saying goodbye... So she should've just said 再见 (zai jian)...
@naan000
@naan000 Ай бұрын
that's exactly what I've been thinking!! I don't speak Chinese or any other dialects very well, but I _know_ for a fact that goodbye is zai jian
@aussiechick00
@aussiechick00 19 күн бұрын
Maybe that was the joke lol - probz a mistake but that would be funny
@Robin-vu7er
@Robin-vu7er 13 сағат бұрын
its "thank you" in cantonese (多謝, do ze)
@tangear
@tangear 11 сағат бұрын
​@@Robin-vu7er That makes a lot more sense lmao.
@dantejohnson8332
@dantejohnson8332 4 жыл бұрын
I love imagining the actors jumping around, shaking empty sprinkle bottles at each other, and the situation getting more and more awkward with every retake.
@AuDHDarling
@AuDHDarling 4 жыл бұрын
Probably didn't do a tooon of takes for that scene, or any scene, in the movie.
@haruko1501
@haruko1501 4 жыл бұрын
Very optimistic of you to think they did any retakes
@miles976
@miles976 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna like but it's at 420!!
@LiterallyLike
@LiterallyLike 4 жыл бұрын
That Trash Can someone else has committed the mortal sin. Come home, my friend. Come home.......
@miles976
@miles976 4 жыл бұрын
@@LiterallyLike 😭
@charliek.2944
@charliek.2944 2 жыл бұрын
It actually kind of makes sense if you assume that each scene was written by a different person who only got to watch the previous scene once
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a writing improv exercise? A group of people take turns writing a sentence/paragraph each, ultimately forming an entire story.
@richardball5843
@richardball5843 2 жыл бұрын
I want to watch a big budget movie that’s written by people playing telephone.
@hi...lmao...
@hi...lmao... 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingayy9267 Yeah it's called Exquisite Corpse
@aromaladyellie
@aromaladyellie 2 жыл бұрын
Scene writing telephone
@luigitho9560
@luigitho9560 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingayy9267 that's an ice breaker exercise too I think
@thischannelexistsforsomere9584
@thischannelexistsforsomere9584 4 жыл бұрын
This movie looks like it's made of unused footage from a different movie
@daishoryujin95
@daishoryujin95 4 жыл бұрын
Not entirely sure that that isn't the case.
@fwepbwep5752
@fwepbwep5752 4 жыл бұрын
rejected hallmark shots
@Artemis-xx2hh
@Artemis-xx2hh 3 жыл бұрын
*unusable
@princessnikkifernandez3320
@princessnikkifernandez3320 2 жыл бұрын
LMAAAAOOO😂
@lambchu6459
@lambchu6459 2 жыл бұрын
Brooo yes. Lmao
@PlatoonGoon
@PlatoonGoon Жыл бұрын
a 28 minute video isn't 'very long' I'm strapped in for a 4 hour documentary style deep dive into this specific movie
@BirboBirby
@BirboBirby Жыл бұрын
fr
@katherinegriffin
@katherinegriffin Ай бұрын
that's my favorite part when i come back to this video because when he uploaded this originally, this was one of the longest videos on his channel, but now he has some that are 40-50 minutes
@katherinegriffin
@katherinegriffin Ай бұрын
and on top of that video essays have taken off 😭
@Falkuzrules
@Falkuzrules 12 күн бұрын
@@katherinegriffin In general he used to have a really bad tendency to make sure every video has _at least_ one incredibly dated part. "This is the last time I'll talk about the Paul brothers." "You probably saw this on the H3 Podcast." Stuff like that... it makes my very bones cringe every time I rewatch them, and I rewatch them A LOT.
@dogski2822
@dogski2822 2 жыл бұрын
Kristi looks like she was trying to cosplay every Scooby Doo character at once.
@doodlebob8287
@doodlebob8287 2 жыл бұрын
Wow that’s so accurate
@statementofjoespooky1660
@statementofjoespooky1660 2 жыл бұрын
i audibly laughed at this lmao
@hex0578
@hex0578 2 жыл бұрын
This made me giggle
@StephonST
@StephonST 2 жыл бұрын
bruhhh
@stup1d.em0
@stup1d.em0 2 жыл бұрын
That's so true
@annabelle16
@annabelle16 5 жыл бұрын
Matt: *collects post while on foot* Also Matt: *rides bike through office building*
@BPark12
@BPark12 5 жыл бұрын
14:15
@gay_grey
@gay_grey 5 жыл бұрын
18:36
@agent8370
@agent8370 5 жыл бұрын
Wait that's illegal!
@AuDHDarling
@AuDHDarling 2 жыл бұрын
He flies an airplane through the sea and a submarine through the air.
@KrisRimpson
@KrisRimpson 4 жыл бұрын
Emily: 5:56 "my mom and dad went to heaven" Emily: 12:23 "where did my mom and dad go?" Did she forget her parents are dead?
@InSammity
@InSammity 4 жыл бұрын
Nah she's just dumb
@InSammity
@InSammity 4 жыл бұрын
Wait i messed up
@macalisternewby5679
@macalisternewby5679 4 жыл бұрын
Kris Rimpson relatable
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe she was just trying to think of a tuff question
@LaLaelmosworldbish
@LaLaelmosworldbish 4 жыл бұрын
I think she meant after they died, I know that means she stopped believing they went to heaven but; oh well.
@soci.3879
@soci.3879 26 күн бұрын
20:45 you can hear the jealousy in Drew’s voice because Matt has an epic solo award and he doesn’t. He just has an okay solo award
@isopodcritter
@isopodcritter 3 жыл бұрын
these characters act like stock photos
@soupoup
@soupoup 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that’s what they reminded me of-
@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258
@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258 3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SO FUNNY OH MY GOSH DUDE
@thefungusonyourtoes9291
@thefungusonyourtoes9291 3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT
@banjackpear
@banjackpear 3 жыл бұрын
It’s spelled foetoes
@sergioflores9305
@sergioflores9305 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂💀💀
@silviademarco7712
@silviademarco7712 5 жыл бұрын
*hasn't even started boiling the water* Uncle: Dinner's ready!
@disastrousrat8185
@disastrousrat8185 5 жыл бұрын
Silvia DeMarco What do you mean? You don’t want some nice, cold, raw water for dinner?
@Taifune81
@Taifune81 5 жыл бұрын
My mom does that because she knows it will take me time to come downstairs. Maybe that's why?
@redbananas153
@redbananas153 5 жыл бұрын
i got it to 420 likes :)
@grim1044
@grim1044 4 жыл бұрын
Someone: Dinner ready! Same person: so what's for dinner?
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 4 жыл бұрын
@@disastrousrat8185 some misswater Because I miss it
@benadams5915
@benadams5915 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the IMDB parent’s guide for this movie has Sex and nudity, violence and gore, alcohol drugs and smoking, and frightening & intense scenes all listed as ‘severe’
@moka1251
@moka1251 3 жыл бұрын
theyre kinda right man, the part where she said 'oo ee ee a ah ta' had me at the edge of my seat
@brezzlendean77
@brezzlendean77 3 жыл бұрын
Ur lying u gotta be theres no way
@Ginger_Coco
@Ginger_Coco 3 жыл бұрын
@@brezzlendean77 nope, it's real. The reasoning given is that the one lady asked him when he last had sex and they drank some wine/punch. Some people are insane.
@SomeYouTubeTraveler
@SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 жыл бұрын
That my friend is the magic of the Wild West Web, where any random content editor with a trolling itch to scratch can make their mark upon its infinite pages. Enjoy your chuckle in this anonymous hero/heroine's memory. [salutes]
@airotiv7916
@airotiv7916 3 жыл бұрын
🤣☠
@emilyb.8219
@emilyb.8219 Жыл бұрын
I still say "hey dawggie" to my dog frequently, years later
@daishoryujin95
@daishoryujin95 Жыл бұрын
It's up there with Tommy Wiseau's "here you go keep the change hi doggie"
@pancakes_35
@pancakes_35 6 жыл бұрын
My mom loves hallmark so I had to show her this. She now hates me and you
@silasehlers6354
@silasehlers6354 6 жыл бұрын
my mom calls hallmark an abomination to nature born on the tellie. I might show her this for an early Christmas present, to prove shes not alone.
@chasepinheiro6476
@chasepinheiro6476 6 жыл бұрын
My mom loves hallmark too I’m more of a Lifetime person
@lovediyana47
@lovediyana47 6 жыл бұрын
bruh he's fast on the heart
@alinapolat7336
@alinapolat7336 6 жыл бұрын
My mum watches those hallmark movies all time:) how can you watch those ?? they are so cheaply made and they all have the same script, i just -
@elijahlowr5772
@elijahlowr5772 6 жыл бұрын
Jacopotato my mom loves hallmark
@AvaB--
@AvaB-- 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest, the premature "it's time for dinner" line was the most realistic part of this whole movie.
@smilesxo06
@smilesxo06 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah can't count how many times my mum did that to me growing up
@randomnotimportant9607
@randomnotimportant9607 4 жыл бұрын
@@smilesxo06 same. My mom would say that constantly, but the food will only be ready to eat in 30 minutes
@kirac7543
@kirac7543 4 жыл бұрын
I've come to realize its because if she yells "come help set the table/make dinner" no one will show up. But everyone shows up real fast for food lol
@theewildrose
@theewildrose 4 жыл бұрын
then tell you to get out of their way lol
@nguyenduongtruongbinh8322
@nguyenduongtruongbinh8322 4 жыл бұрын
Kira C rebelution
@alisathemushroom9923
@alisathemushroom9923 5 жыл бұрын
“I wish somebody loved me” :( Heather traveled away from the tour on a very last minute, expensive flight just to help you and has constantly been flirting this whole time my guy
@jacobmtcastle5741
@jacobmtcastle5741 4 жыл бұрын
Alisa The Mushroom And as an added bonus she doesn’t have a strange PTSD reaction to coffee
@tk-ol6iv
@tk-ol6iv 4 жыл бұрын
And she doesnt die every time you mention coffee and cream her pants at hot chocolate
@nox71377
@nox71377 4 жыл бұрын
Also she was in a band with you so you have to have SOME chemistry
@abigaildespina4689
@abigaildespina4689 4 жыл бұрын
Wait when did he say that
@sloshed-rat
@sloshed-rat 3 ай бұрын
I adore Eric's boss. The guy was casted perfectly. He's so evil for no reason and he loves it
@mrmuffins951
@mrmuffins951 6 жыл бұрын
Lets not forget about how the little girl asks "where did mommy and daddy go" even tho her letter to santa said "mommy and daddy went to heaven"
@lulula8306
@lulula8306 6 жыл бұрын
Goddamned infidels
@Ducaso
@Ducaso 6 жыл бұрын
It's like she just wanted to rub it in to her uncle that his sibling is dead, while also sneak dissing her parents at the same time. This girl is a *monster* !
@Randoplants
@Randoplants 3 жыл бұрын
Love how the letter focused on the evil boss not liking Christmas, and not the fact that he forced one of his underlings to be part of a conspiracy to get another employee fired.
@user-uc5dm9bm7u
@user-uc5dm9bm7u 3 жыл бұрын
Disliking Christmas is the worse crime in the hallmark universe
@uosdwiSrdewoH
@uosdwiSrdewoH 2 жыл бұрын
That boss has no sense of self preservation. He goes out of his way to try and blackmail someone sent there by the highest authority in the postal service industry. What did he think would happen when word got back to the postmaster general that he'd forced the woman he'd personally sent to quit? Everything that dude does screams that he hates his job yet he somehow rose through the ranks of the letter sending industry to run a whole...whatever he was doing. That's failing upwards if ever I've seen it.
@smore-monster
@smore-monster 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-uc5dm9bm7u it's more like a death sentence
@vinnyart92
@vinnyart92 2 жыл бұрын
@@uosdwiSrdewoH it seems that, just like Drew, the boss might've thought the postmaster general thing was a lie and that she was hiding something
@Naokarma
@Naokarma 2 жыл бұрын
@@vinnyart92 Which is why you'd send an email and ask to confirm her presence being intentional, rather than commit industrial espionage on your own company via several highly illegal ways to force the hand of an unrelated employee. If that one woman could just email the head, so could the boss.
@saoliath5000
@saoliath5000 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the black woman is basically just there to be a sassy black woman. The main character’s female band-mate is just there to temporarily look like his wife for one scene. Despite wearing glasses, the main female lead apparently doesn’t need them at all.
@psychosweet6152
@psychosweet6152 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@luckyst4r32
@luckyst4r32 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly-
@azuki_O
@azuki_O 3 жыл бұрын
They took the "stereotypical black friend" from Hallmark movie and dialed it to a 100!!!!!
@Groggle7141
@Groggle7141 3 жыл бұрын
Some people just wear glasses as a stylistic choice
@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473
@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 3 жыл бұрын
@@Groggle7141 nobody with a brain
@Demiglitch
@Demiglitch Жыл бұрын
There's a poster behind the boss I didn't notice until now. It says "Could This Happen to You?", followed by a picture of a mail truck half submerged in water and some tiny writing. I can't tell if this is a legitimate, but deprecated USPS poster they put up, or they made a fake one. Either way, the implication that your truck being underwater is a moment away at any time is hilarious.
@dangerfloofprincess
@dangerfloofprincess 3 жыл бұрын
Every actor looks vaguely familiar but aren't the people you think.
@thomascostello5431
@thomascostello5431 3 жыл бұрын
Main character is discount Tori Belachi
@thine.
@thine. 3 жыл бұрын
the side-kick classic black woman is Walmart wendy Williams
@gottaricotta
@gottaricotta 3 жыл бұрын
@@thine. 😭😂
@molly1802
@molly1802 3 жыл бұрын
exactlyy, but I swear I know the boss, who is itt
@Themystergamerr
@Themystergamerr 3 жыл бұрын
@@molly1802 he was in one of the scary movie films
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 5 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I'm not the only person watching this Christmas movie review in June for no apparent reason.
@hawkdownchase5825
@hawkdownchase5825 5 жыл бұрын
Oh-
@natino5753
@natino5753 5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know this video wasn’t made recently
@y4shir44
@y4shir44 5 жыл бұрын
lol but I watch these videos at any time of the year
@shineinstars
@shineinstars 5 жыл бұрын
July
@ailish3012
@ailish3012 5 жыл бұрын
August here
@onesingularhuman9654
@onesingularhuman9654 4 жыл бұрын
Why? Why do i keep re-watching this? Whenever I end up bored on youtube, i somehow always find my way this video. I feel like I’ve added a million views just from re-watching it so many times. Its gotten to the point I’ve partially memorized it. I’m stuck in a christmas mail vortex. It’s july. My days are full of christmas mail. My dreams are haunted by fake sprinkle fights and terrible audio mixing. A masochistic and cruel part of me wants to cosplay these characters, and it scares me. ... h e l p
@juliawburn2352
@juliawburn2352 4 жыл бұрын
One Singular Human this is my fifth or sixth watch, and I laughed the hardest by far this time. Idk what it is about this video, it’s is the best thing ever
@ellaseitz2963
@ellaseitz2963 4 жыл бұрын
i have definitely watched this 20+times.
@ViVi-ev3rx
@ViVi-ev3rx 4 жыл бұрын
it's really fitting that your profile pic is Poe and this comment is a masterpiece
@sunnysside6709
@sunnysside6709 4 жыл бұрын
If you cosplay these characters on tiktok drop your user and I will like 😾🤚 Update: I’m in christy rn, go to @er1cbanana on tiktok
@ellaseitz2963
@ellaseitz2963 4 жыл бұрын
OMG PLEASE COSPLAY AND GIVE ME THE @ TOO I WILL HYPE U UP SO MUCH U NEED THIS
@RebeccaStarling-p2z
@RebeccaStarling-p2z Жыл бұрын
the rewatchability of this video is insane
@hotdogsaredisgusting
@hotdogsaredisgusting 5 ай бұрын
i fall asleep to it every night somehow
@Krishna34619
@Krishna34619 5 ай бұрын
This video is so fucking funny I’ve never not laughed at it
@katherinegriffin
@katherinegriffin Ай бұрын
i was 13 when it was first uploaded and the end shot where he implies that santa and ms claus have fucked literally fucked me up so bad for a while.. but now i'm an adult and it really just solidifies the fact that this video is perfect
@lightswitch2622
@lightswitch2622 19 күн бұрын
this is about the 15th time I'm watching this and I'm not even exaggerating
@cokeofcola8773
@cokeofcola8773 5 жыл бұрын
I love when you watch a movie and you can tell the director said to the black actor something like “could ya black it up a little?”
@welit3807
@welit3807 5 жыл бұрын
yes like black people are forced to act like literal sass memes with exaggerated accents in every movie it’s annoying lmao we’re actually normal people guys with normal attitudes. the letter scene was so extra 😭.
@evidence7338
@evidence7338 5 жыл бұрын
@@welit3807 exactly 😭
@comixproviderftw_02
@comixproviderftw_02 5 жыл бұрын
“Alright sweetie, you’re the other leads best friend and we need you to give your character some... Spice.”
@jenelleplesz6083
@jenelleplesz6083 5 жыл бұрын
Ugh yeah it's so annoying.
@poppywhittington9928
@poppywhittington9928 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao I liked it but just because all of the other characters are so fucking DULL
@tearsofboredom7956
@tearsofboredom7956 2 жыл бұрын
I lowkey love the evil boss. He's just so blatantly rude but also very oblivious.
@SuzER08
@SuzER08 2 жыл бұрын
"arent you raising an orphan" is an amazing line
@Meta.Empress
@Meta.Empress Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's a great character actor - he kinda stole the movie
@The_RedVIII
@The_RedVIII Жыл бұрын
I immediately thought I know this guy. I'm pretty sure he is in Scary Movie.
@alyanashephard1916
@alyanashephard1916 Жыл бұрын
@@The_RedVIII He's in Pretty Little Liars
@Isabella-no1kh
@Isabella-no1kh Жыл бұрын
@@The_RedVIII I watched Scary Movie for the first time a few weeks ago and I almost spat out my food when I saw the boss from Christmas Mail lmao
@10lauren46
@10lauren46 3 жыл бұрын
I had a horrible realization that the mail room is %100 a green screen
@NeighborSenpai
@NeighborSenpai 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh I can't unsee it now
@zeynepavsar7533
@zeynepavsar7533 3 жыл бұрын
Where
@10lauren46
@10lauren46 3 жыл бұрын
@@zeynepavsar7533 5:03 to 5:06
@zeynepavsar7533
@zeynepavsar7533 3 жыл бұрын
@@10lauren46 thank you so much
@contentbot2.9
@contentbot2.9 3 жыл бұрын
I think that’s where the budget of the movie went
@pushinguproses
@pushinguproses Жыл бұрын
This has become part of my Christmas viewing routine.
@BlackRosesSmellSweeter
@BlackRosesSmellSweeter Жыл бұрын
Woah fancy seeing you here, I’ve rewatched your Mrs Santa Claus video like 15 times since you released it
@blxrwtch
@blxrwtch 7 ай бұрын
Did you play Darkseed with PeanutButterGamer like 10 years ago??
@JuicyfruitJessieB
@JuicyfruitJessieB 5 жыл бұрын
"Matt, Matt, Matt! Arent you like...raising an orphan?"
@REPDC4LIFE
@REPDC4LIFE 6 жыл бұрын
"Ah ooh. Oooh ee. Ah tah" -Shakespeare
@doom_delrey9736
@doom_delrey9736 6 жыл бұрын
Sarulia well it IS in iambic pentameter
@notoriouseta7292
@notoriouseta7292 6 жыл бұрын
Jacob Lonon no, it only has 6 syllables🤦‍♂️
@doom_delrey9736
@doom_delrey9736 6 жыл бұрын
Notorious ETA I’m so sorry. It’s iambic trimeter. I said pentameter because that fits with how Shakespeare wrote most of the time. Please forgive me.
@notoriouseta7292
@notoriouseta7292 6 жыл бұрын
Jacob Lonon I forgive you but you are on thin ice buddy👉
@Annie-br2uh
@Annie-br2uh 5 жыл бұрын
At 23:06 it was pretty obvious her original line was “Oh no he didn’t!” but in a rare moment of foresight, they thought that was too stereotypical, so they...had her dub over random sounds...
@baydiac
@baydiac 5 жыл бұрын
signoguns Have you considered for one glorious moment that “cancel culture” and “twitter mobs” are not the reason people try not to put racial stereotypes in their movies?
@alexanderpumpkin3423
@alexanderpumpkin3423 5 жыл бұрын
signoguns ohh noooo! Not more equality!! That’s totally not what this world needs!!!!
@At0micWh1skey
@At0micWh1skey 5 жыл бұрын
I'm so tired of the p.c bullshit now. You have no freedom of speech and everyone is dickheads with sticks up their asses.
@attaxiaffxi7033
@attaxiaffxi7033 5 жыл бұрын
People that claim to be “fed up with pc bullshit” seem to be roughly 1000% more prevalent than any offended parties.
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 5 жыл бұрын
This whole thread is stupid.
@graymonk5972
@graymonk5972 Жыл бұрын
“aren’t you raising an orphan” is something i’ve quoted to my mom probably a million times now and i still haven’t told her the context of the line. it’s just a weird inside joke now (necessary context: my mom is my adoptive mom. i’m an orphan as my bio parents gave me up as a newborn and i was even in a literal orphanage for a while as i’m not from the US. anyway, i was adopted and i still make orphan jokes about myself because they’re objectively peak comedy)
@katiedecristofaro2449
@katiedecristofaro2449 6 жыл бұрын
why would she not mention shes working at the post office after she runs into a mailman
@KoepenickDrums
@KoepenickDrums 6 жыл бұрын
She didn't want to send him signals. Imagine being him. You'd think: "this girl is totally dtf"
@johnnyhellstrom7121
@johnnyhellstrom7121 6 жыл бұрын
Because that would make sense. Movies like this don't do that.
@corelei
@corelei 5 жыл бұрын
@@KoepenickDrums literally who
@metaloopa6907
@metaloopa6907 3 жыл бұрын
The rewatchibility of this video is _astronomical_
@carleystultz8248
@carleystultz8248 3 жыл бұрын
i’ve watched this video like 30 times. it’s my comfort lol
@sergioflores9305
@sergioflores9305 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂💀💀
@anyalaASMR
@anyalaASMR 3 жыл бұрын
this is why it’s got almost ten million views
@georgina21
@georgina21 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO i clicked on this video thinking i haven't watched it yet, then I realized I already did
@kehndole
@kehndole 3 жыл бұрын
So Im not the only one whos rewatched this a solid 600,000 times?
@fugitive_
@fugitive_ 6 жыл бұрын
they spent the 2.5 million on renting out the actual headquarters for the real US postal service and then realized they had no money to spend on anything else
@laycebug3260
@laycebug3260 6 жыл бұрын
Cecelia Howell tbh
@CDCaptainFalcon
@CDCaptainFalcon Жыл бұрын
The part where the parents watch their grown teenage son play on the jungle gym and then she summons a bird made me cry laughing. My brain broke.
@dylansickinger545
@dylansickinger545 28 күн бұрын
Thats always my mom's favorite part of the video
@kelseymuick5776
@kelseymuick5776 4 жыл бұрын
Her opening Santa's letters and responding to them is actually a felony
@ThatmfJuli4n
@ThatmfJuli4n 3 жыл бұрын
I’m interested how is it a felony?
@kelseymuick5776
@kelseymuick5776 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatmfJuli4n it's a federal crime to open someone else's mail
@ThatmfJuli4n
@ThatmfJuli4n 3 жыл бұрын
Oh thanks
@samvsmedia8680
@samvsmedia8680 3 жыл бұрын
It’s her dad’s mail though
@edaadiyaman7627
@edaadiyaman7627 3 жыл бұрын
@@samvsmedia8680 yeah but no one in the movie knows that
@brandontaylor3874
@brandontaylor3874 4 жыл бұрын
No joke about how her christmas wish is for someone to kiss her uncle and Santa Claus says "Do It Yourself!"
@swine13
@swine13 4 жыл бұрын
I mean you used to give people a kiss on the cheek sometimes, as an expression of endearment. Before the internet happened, anyway. Nowadays you go to give a child a hi-five and people are like "GROOMING. Someone stop that man- Timmy, get away from that creep!"
@hamzerpanzer
@hamzerpanzer 4 жыл бұрын
I am not Sean Lock It’s pretty obvious what she was asking Santa for, come on man
@aaliyahstark7948
@aaliyahstark7948 4 жыл бұрын
I am not Sean Lock you’re suspiciously defensive about this joke
@AuDHDarling
@AuDHDarling 4 жыл бұрын
@@swine13 , in my experience, it's less of an internet thing and more of a being raised by a survivor thing. [CW: child sexual abuse] My mom grew up being sexually abused at a time when the prevailing attitude was to leave families to themselves and not look behind closed doors. So growing up as a kid in the 90s, before we had a home computer or internet, she would tell me stuff like, "Don't get into an elevator alone with a man you don't know, but, if you can't avoid it, position yourself in front of the buttons so you can call for help if you need to." She also used Ted Bundy as a cautionary tale, although I didn't know it at the time. I just remember her telling me a story about a man who pretended his arm was broken so he could ask young women for help, because he knew good people liked to be helpful. But he was only using it as a trick to get them close enough to hurt them. I think you only need to look at the #MeToo movement to see that it might not be people freaking out and thinking there's more sexual abuse than there is, but actually people acknowledging that sexual abuse, of minors and other people groups, is a massive problem and it is SMART to take steps to prevent it.
@cr0wz_
@cr0wz_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@swine13 yes, it's true people can over react, but they have a right to. there are a lot of dangerous people out there these days, and it's not a crime to be cautious. you seemed to take this comment suspiciously personally.
@dedoubecool
@dedoubecool 6 жыл бұрын
_Matt in kitchen pretending bread is guitar_
@vvvvvv66666
@vvvvvv66666 6 жыл бұрын
Louella.y yes
@throast7247
@throast7247 6 жыл бұрын
Haha
@artem7804
@artem7804 6 жыл бұрын
Louella.y a
@1shannyk123
@1shannyk123 5 жыл бұрын
*Rock n’ roll moves*
@shutupberdly
@shutupberdly 5 жыл бұрын
*-*slaps bread with hand*-*
@olivares6084
@olivares6084 6 ай бұрын
it took me 5 years to realize Matt from "i don't have feelings for christie north" is the same guy as Ed Zeddmore from supernatural, and all because i saw him do the white boy face and thought "hey i've seen this before"
@TheAtomized_Wizard
@TheAtomized_Wizard 24 күн бұрын
THANK YOU. I was looking for someone to reference Ghost Facers because I saw him in supernatural and went “it’s Matt from Christmas mail from the Drew Gooden video!”
@TechWiz717
@TechWiz717 16 күн бұрын
Holy shit THAT’S why I recognized him. I’ve seen this video so many times, my brain literally had me convinced he just looks familiar because I’ve seen the video too many times.
@AdelioNightstorm
@AdelioNightstorm 3 жыл бұрын
"So when do I get to meet the family?" "Sometimes... family's closer than you think." It was at that moment he learned that they were cousins
@goofyahhnamingsystem
@goofyahhnamingsystem 3 жыл бұрын
sweet home alabama
@mrmathman202
@mrmathman202 3 жыл бұрын
Then the song “Hey whatcha trying to say to me” plays
@LegitHoneybadger
@LegitHoneybadger 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god they were cousins
@bhargavimahadevan5798
@bhargavimahadevan5798 3 жыл бұрын
That's Little Italy.
@danski.bryans
@danski.bryans 3 жыл бұрын
Who is the "they" you are talking about?
@MEEP0095
@MEEP0095 5 жыл бұрын
Kristi: *says he's about to get schooled in making hot cocoa* Also Kristi: *proceeds to make it with water*
@DriscolDevil
@DriscolDevil 5 жыл бұрын
I once had to explain to a woman that it was safe to use milk because she thought warming it would make it go bad. I guess her logic is....kind of sound.
@galactic7458
@galactic7458 5 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty good in water
@DriscolDevil
@DriscolDevil 5 жыл бұрын
@@galactic7458 as opposed to just eating it dry? Use almond milk on that shit. Live like a king!
@zsaduquette-hoffman3852
@zsaduquette-hoffman3852 4 жыл бұрын
It’s awesome with steamed milk and spices!
@marcelgardner8497
@marcelgardner8497 4 жыл бұрын
@@DriscolDevil use coconut milk.
@begerbingchilling
@begerbingchilling 3 жыл бұрын
My god, his guitar skills are so incredible that he summoned an invisible drummer out of thin air
@finmiles965
@finmiles965 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, it all makes sense: Heather’s band was warming up so intensely so they could be loud enough to accompany Matt from miles away
@QueenOfKings0402
@QueenOfKings0402 2 жыл бұрын
Right? I was like where is drummer at? In the closet?
@richardtickler8555
@richardtickler8555 2 жыл бұрын
a drummer is rooky stuff, tenacious d summoned the devil
@QuantumLeap89
@QuantumLeap89 2 жыл бұрын
The little girl was shown turning off a backing track after the performance.
@arturintete2461
@arturintete2461 2 жыл бұрын
Thank god someone else noticed this it was so funny 💀
@moxleycross
@moxleycross Жыл бұрын
The fact that the evil boss is played by Betty Cooper’s dad in RIVERDALE is my favorite thing ever
@jamesgordon9825
@jamesgordon9825 Жыл бұрын
He's so funny in this movie
@millystars
@millystars 6 ай бұрын
omg i watched rivendale for the first time the other day and the first thing i thought was ‘hey that’s the boss from christmas mail!’
@blossomtheopossum
@blossomtheopossum Ай бұрын
Omg I did feel like I've seen this rodent face in a movie before
@bluebrrypie
@bluebrrypie 5 жыл бұрын
This whole movie looks like it’s cgi.. like the background is a green screen? It never looks real??
@cryingoverspiltmilk05
@cryingoverspiltmilk05 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I knew there was something off about that
@fyrefrost1898
@fyrefrost1898 5 жыл бұрын
Also probably AJ Buckley and Lochlyn Munro’s salaries
@yeetusfeetus9053
@yeetusfeetus9053 5 жыл бұрын
I assume it’s the weird ass filter they put on all their movies
@PrincessPheonix06
@PrincessPheonix06 5 жыл бұрын
That's how I feel when I'm walking around in real life. Like everyday. Idk what I'm doing with my life. Help. Please
@biggay8687
@biggay8687 5 жыл бұрын
Pumpkin Pie Gacha Videos sounds like derealization b, it’s okay you can treat it
@nonyabizness956
@nonyabizness956 6 жыл бұрын
😂 The couple proudly watching their 15 year old on a jungle gym is the funniest shit I've evef seen, I love it. What a Christmas gift.
@gameingmushrooms6776
@gameingmushrooms6776 6 жыл бұрын
My parents do that with me but I'm 12 lol they take pictures of me all the fucking time
@happychicken4292
@happychicken4292 6 жыл бұрын
HAMITION TRASH well 12 isn't the same as 15
@honeyspook6739
@honeyspook6739 6 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughING PLEASE SEND HELP OH MY GOD
@electricay
@electricay Жыл бұрын
​@@gameingmushrooms6776 stop swearing kiddo
@BLANKONTOP
@BLANKONTOP Жыл бұрын
​@@gameingmushrooms6776 I wonder if you'll remember this comment and get filled with embarrassment.
@Hannah-oj5fu
@Hannah-oj5fu 5 жыл бұрын
Every hallmark movie ever: Main character: ugh I hate Christmas, it gets in the way of my well paying job in New York City Friend: giiirrrrl what you need to get your self for Christmas is a man Main characters dad: hey pumpkin muffin, we need help with the business, why don’t you come home Main character: .......................ok
@eggboyo1989
@eggboyo1989 5 жыл бұрын
Hannah Hurst you forgot the dead brother/sister/mom/aunt/dad/grandpa/grandma that was literally obsessed with Christmas.
@Hannah-oj5fu
@Hannah-oj5fu 5 жыл бұрын
egg boyo omg your right Thanks lol
@nastassjahall9358
@nastassjahall9358 5 жыл бұрын
And the love interest's daughter who inexplicably befriends a stranger who is a grown adult (the main character)
@Hannah-oj5fu
@Hannah-oj5fu 5 жыл бұрын
Omg this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment
@tamaratuchynova1842
@tamaratuchynova1842 5 жыл бұрын
Underrated coment xdddd
@First-name.Last-name
@First-name.Last-name 29 күн бұрын
25:26 i've watched this video so many times and just now noticed the weird poster behind him of a mail truck underwater. "could this happen to you?" what? why would it?
@bezoekers
@bezoekers 22 күн бұрын
yeah yeah yeah so so speed it up yeah whatever??
@Smommasboy
@Smommasboy 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who worked for the postal service for a month (not recommended) I feel at least a little qualified to point out some mail absurdities. 1.) Matt the Mailman should definitely have a mail truck if he's on a park and loop route. 2.) Unless there was a scheduled parcel pickup, Matt the mailman should definitely not be taking parcels. Those parcels should have been taken by the sender to a Post Office to be screened by a clerk. 3.) As someone else in the comments pointed out, Christy is committing a federal crime by opening mail 4.) No goshdamn way Matt or Sally have as much in-office, on-route, or off-work free time as we are meant to believe, ESPECIALLY DURING HOLIDAY SEASON. 5.) You'd get reamed if you rode your bike into the USPS station, people and hampers and carts everywhere. 6.) Richard suggesting they throw away first class mail is hugely illegal 7.) No way in hell the POSTMASTER GENERAL would implement a Santa letter answering division", or answer Sally's email. He's too busy making dumb decisions. 8.) Matt gets promoted to Postmaster of the Branch and immediately leaves on tour for an undisclosed amount of time, during Christmas? With no advance notice or filling out of forms? I smell bullshit
@justasmltwngir1732
@justasmltwngir1732 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting, thanks
@stutikalan8265
@stutikalan8265 3 жыл бұрын
I like that the seventh point implies that implementing a Santa letter answering division is not a dumb decision
@Smommasboy
@Smommasboy 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I noticed even more mail goofs on this last viewing of this video: 9) Matt is unable to deliver mail with his hands full of parcels, or scan them (he doesn't even have a scanner, whatta dumbass) if only he had a truck to put them in 10) Matt isn't following Dog Safety guidelines by a) not having a free hand b) not having a shoulder bag to use as a "dog bite shield" AND c) not having dog mace in an easy to reach spot 11) the letters on Christy's desk aren't postmarked (the squiggly ink lines over the stamp), which is what makes the stamp invalid for future use, and what gets them through mail sorting 12) NO ONE HAS SECURITY BADGES. EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE REPRIMANDED FOR LETTING EVERYONE ELSE IN 13) Matt needs to be fired for going AWOL during his lunch. This is the most ass-backward, dysfunctional, inefficient mail station I've ever seen. What a beautiful shitshow.
@Tikklil
@Tikklil 3 жыл бұрын
I need to know if there's any basis for the boss having such a huge problem with christie answering the santa letters
@lolwutizit
@lolwutizit 3 жыл бұрын
3. Operation Santa
@jewelsong
@jewelsong 4 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the AWFUL color grading this movie has? It looks deep fried lmaooo
@zetjet9901
@zetjet9901 4 жыл бұрын
*deep fried* 💀
@lastlife0726
@lastlife0726 4 жыл бұрын
The Birdemic filter.
@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 4 жыл бұрын
not just that, like half the scenes look like there in front of a green screen and the other half were shot in the bedroom department of a Macy’s megastore with a few using the backdrop of the family portrait studio
@Layla-ys3hy
@Layla-ys3hy 4 жыл бұрын
YES! THANK YOU OML
@drawnwithlove3499
@drawnwithlove3499 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was some 1990s movie or something but it was made in *2010??????????*
@cking4869
@cking4869 5 жыл бұрын
The librarian elf girl taking off her glasses to look hot is probably the most insulting thing I’ve ever seen ever in a movie.
@daerbtac3968
@daerbtac3968 5 жыл бұрын
Glasses are the best I love to wear them and I look weird without them now
@sprinklesomestardust2836
@sprinklesomestardust2836 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@cooliostarstache5474
@cooliostarstache5474 4 жыл бұрын
She looked nice with them on
@nxght6694
@nxght6694 4 жыл бұрын
i think girls with glasses can be incredibly attractive. perhaps that’s an unpopular opinion.
@james_medlin
@james_medlin 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the MOST insulting thing you’ve ever seen? Honestly?
@licechrispies
@licechrispies Жыл бұрын
Rewatching this for my annual Christmas watch through and I am DYING when they say they tweeted their letters to Santa
@rainbz
@rainbz 5 жыл бұрын
Uncle: what do you want for christmas? Emily: ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
@discver6660
@discver6660 4 жыл бұрын
no what the fuck
@etiv409
@etiv409 4 жыл бұрын
When she sees the cougour grandma-( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
@hsmacaraig
@hsmacaraig 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@colleen5807
@colleen5807 6 жыл бұрын
I want an hour long video of Danny and drew arguing about what is the weirdest Christmas movie.
@AlexisW98
@AlexisW98 6 жыл бұрын
I think Drew's choice was weirder. But this video is still needed. 😂
@cameron1363
@cameron1363 6 жыл бұрын
That’s what I need
@DRock36
@DRock36 6 жыл бұрын
then Eddy Burback interrupts with his theory on home alone 2.
@denaerangel
@denaerangel 6 жыл бұрын
YES.
@Shelby-rl6zb
@Shelby-rl6zb 6 жыл бұрын
Drew: you know I think that this movie is weird but I don’t know it’s whatever ya know... Danny: IM GONNA KILL SANTA CLLLLAAAAUUUSSSSSEEEEEE!
@rach_laze
@rach_laze 5 жыл бұрын
"He needs a friend that'll kiss him and stuff" me too kid
@shareentube87
@shareentube87 5 жыл бұрын
Rachel Lazenby 😫😆
@mai-ph9yo
@mai-ph9yo 5 жыл бұрын
@Jokes On You sweet home aLaBaMa
@skromnyasha
@skromnyasha 5 жыл бұрын
@Jokes On You ....what??
@iamcoolrealnotfake5486
@iamcoolrealnotfake5486 4 жыл бұрын
@Jokes On You **sweet home alabama plays in the distance**
@marisacastaneda3854
@marisacastaneda3854 4 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@alexread6767
@alexread6767 9 ай бұрын
It's only been over 5 years and I just realized that Christy North is short for Christmas North Pole
@armin7855
@armin7855 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows that I only wear glasses to look ugly
@operaghosts
@operaghosts 3 жыл бұрын
And sometimes I even put my hair up, on special occasions
@fiona5074
@fiona5074 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@plantern4590
@plantern4590 3 жыл бұрын
i wear mine to disguise myself
@fiona5074
@fiona5074 3 жыл бұрын
@@plantern4590 I actually work for the FBI, so I wear glasses to stay on the down low.
@bigtoe422
@bigtoe422 3 жыл бұрын
Wait Armin why-
@ohhmykawaii
@ohhmykawaii 6 жыл бұрын
i love how u can hear an entire band while hes playing the guitar what a talented m a n 👌
@Dem0nly
@Dem0nly 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I love your channel (':
@ttbetaille
@ttbetaille 6 жыл бұрын
when did you get here? :o
@LiveFromFederalPrison
@LiveFromFederalPrison 6 жыл бұрын
i lost it when i heard fucking drums and a bassline
@CoryMck
@CoryMck 6 жыл бұрын
He was voted best epic solo and the Star Light Lounge 4 years in a row. That's the JD Powers of music.
@FedUpGrl
@FedUpGrl 6 жыл бұрын
I love your yt
@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa
@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa 5 жыл бұрын
Drew reenacting the dog slowly raising its mechanical head cracks me up every time for reasons I don’t fully understand.
@roseboekholt
@roseboekholt 5 жыл бұрын
E Lee I am silently laughing/squeaking while replaying that over and over
@stoneseabolt
@stoneseabolt 5 жыл бұрын
Heyyyyyyyy Doggie!
@theflowerabovethestars4741
@theflowerabovethestars4741 5 жыл бұрын
I just realized you can hear the mechanics when the dog lifts his head😂
@atmnnn
@atmnnn 5 жыл бұрын
*8:02*
@themarauders2003
@themarauders2003 5 жыл бұрын
E Lee same i fricking died
@kevinsundelin8639
@kevinsundelin8639 7 ай бұрын
14:45 - This is honestly one of the things that does make sense in this movie since she's like Santa's daughter, and she replies to all the mails, it makes sense that she would know basically every language within the Santa lore, at least. So the twist wasn't too unexpected but the fact that it existed to begin with is a mystery in and of itself.
@bigounce8549
@bigounce8549 5 жыл бұрын
Matt is so talented at the guitar that he plays five different instruments at the same time and doesn't even need too hit different notes. no wonders he got the award four years in a row.
@NJKSchola
@NJKSchola 5 жыл бұрын
I got your comment to 666 Yahoo I've always wanted to do this!!!
@bigounce8549
@bigounce8549 5 жыл бұрын
@@NJKSchola haha, happy you got the chance to do so
@joelenebretgarcia57
@joelenebretgarcia57 5 жыл бұрын
When she said "oo ee ahh taa taa" I felt that
@electerz4781
@electerz4781 5 жыл бұрын
ting tang walla walla bing bang
@moe7411
@moe7411 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like simlish
@luthegamecat922
@luthegamecat922 5 жыл бұрын
Electerz I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU
@comixproviderftw_02
@comixproviderftw_02 5 жыл бұрын
OO EE OO AH AH TING TANG WALLAH WALLAH BING BANG
@joseffelix7902
@joseffelix7902 5 жыл бұрын
Top ten saddest lyrics of the decade
@anahand4137
@anahand4137 2 жыл бұрын
Years later I still can't tell if Heather is a decent actress or if everyone else's acting just makes her look really good
@sheepgrass500
@sheepgrass500 Жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@hikarey7173
@hikarey7173 Жыл бұрын
you fool, clearly the best actor is the evil boss. he did this test on four different bags!
@Spookedjay
@Spookedjay Жыл бұрын
five* different bags @@hikarey7173 I love the way he says that lmao
@dawgwithavlog13
@dawgwithavlog13 Жыл бұрын
@@hikarey7173isn’t he kinda famous he was in deck the halls and white vicks
@dawgwithavlog13
@dawgwithavlog13 Жыл бұрын
sallys acting is good
@dizzyroseblade
@dizzyroseblade Жыл бұрын
So we're just all not gonna talk about how the only black actor was clearly directed to "black it up a little more" for every word she spoke? For sure, someone gave her the note "you don't sound black enough, BE blacker" like, more than one time in this movie. For sure.
@meiko748
@meiko748 Жыл бұрын
It's very annoying honestly
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 5 ай бұрын
I hope that actress is doing alright for herself now. I wouldn’t blame her if she quit the business over this.
@RigbyMadewell
@RigbyMadewell 5 жыл бұрын
Okay, so is no one talking about the fact that when he did the guitar solo there was drums too... must be really talented.
@BK-ku1zt
@BK-ku1zt 5 жыл бұрын
someone did comment about that, weeks before you
@RigbyMadewell
@RigbyMadewell 5 жыл бұрын
@@BK-ku1zt an unoriginal joke on a video that's been out for months and has 13k comments? No way. I'm the only person that's made this observation.
@RigbyMadewell
@RigbyMadewell 5 жыл бұрын
@@BK-ku1zt "Woosh" I was making a joke joke. I hadn't seen others comment about it but I wasn't particularly surprised to see someone say it was already said.
@BK-ku1zt
@BK-ku1zt 5 жыл бұрын
@@RigbyMadewell *VIOLENT BELCHING* woosh
@Kerrviii
@Kerrviii 5 жыл бұрын
Tyler Madewell fuck that’s funny
@oliviagirgis2348
@oliviagirgis2348 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the 2,500,00 dollar budget all went into the sprinkle fight scene
@wadderrzz
@wadderrzz 6 жыл бұрын
What an original comment
@letsparchmentitupyo7566
@letsparchmentitupyo7566 6 жыл бұрын
Olivia Girgis i mean that was pretty good, probably my personal favourite tbh. Very well done. Deserves way more recognition
@_bug56
@_bug56 6 жыл бұрын
definitely didn't go to the audio mixing
@tiaheaster9042
@tiaheaster9042 6 жыл бұрын
BuzzFeed article on top 10 clapbacks of all time: 1. "Ah ooh. Ooh ee. Ah tah."
@nothinghappens9811
@nothinghappens9811 4 ай бұрын
I don't know if I'm just high but I laughed hysterically at this comment.
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