0:58 The reason why this dude is married to Miku is kind of sad. Basically this guy’s coworkers bullied him so much to the point that he was traumatized from the harassment he had endured and he had to take an extended leave of absence from his job. During that time he developed an emotional attachment to Hatsune Miku due to the fact that a fictional character can't reject you.
@StormStratz8 ай бұрын
Damm, I might have to do the same thing. I’m joking though
@Totallynotmwa8 ай бұрын
Thats sad
@2735angel8 ай бұрын
I have a life sized Miku plush does it count as 3D
@Blynk7008 ай бұрын
boo fucking hoo he has to go outside and talk to real women
@StormStratz8 ай бұрын
@@2735angel oh hell nah, it’s a drawin of a lady on fabric, it’s 2d
@allanaisawesome14658 ай бұрын
0:58 This is Akihiko Kondo. He actually used to be interested in real women back in high school, but was rejected. He also had a really hard time at work because of how much he was getting bullied, eventually leaving his job. He’d find comfort from Hatsune Miku, the popular vocaloid girl who he later married. People were actually very supportive at his wedding that took place in 2018, and nowadays he lives a much better life. (She’s also my PFP-)
@ThenewSlimReaper8 ай бұрын
W comment
@stoopid.ideeit8 ай бұрын
@@ThenewSlimReaperikr
@allanaisawesome14658 ай бұрын
LMAO thank you 😅
@ThenewSlimReaper8 ай бұрын
@@allanaisawesome1465 you deserve to be the top comment, keep doing your thing.
@ThenewSlimReaper8 ай бұрын
One of the only people to do it without a generic or begging comment
@K3GNX588 ай бұрын
I definitely prefer real women but in fairness 2D characters are intentionally designed to be attractive. It's not weird to think they look good.
@aq001z8 ай бұрын
its crazy how people beat it to 2d and even get 🧱🆙 to them
@THETRUEAMIR8 ай бұрын
@@aq001zik
@Enter-username-8 ай бұрын
@@aq001zfr
@TroyBoyJoy8 ай бұрын
pluh🗿🗿
@BaconVoid8 ай бұрын
bro nah look at spider gwen god damn
@NITE_CALEB8 ай бұрын
2D vs 3D is wild can’t believe that was actually a debate
@anime_world66848 ай бұрын
“Is a cereal a soup” I have never thought of that before, NOW YOU GOT ME THINKING!
@Mycatsveaissocute8 ай бұрын
2:23 it’s how the light shines, the dress is black and blue but when the light come in a special way your eyes can think that it’s originally light and don’t filter the light out or know it’s a artificial light and filter it out
@cyberdemon65178 ай бұрын
correct, i used to think the dress was white and gold until i saw it properly
@S0BA_20078 ай бұрын
@@cyberdemon6517Same, I’m Swedish and one time when I watched a science program about mainly internet stuff i saw THE ORIGINAL DRESS. I was surprised to see that it was in fact black and blue😅
@Duckonarug8 ай бұрын
Yea I’ve seen both I thought it was some light thing
@SecretMagician8 ай бұрын
Not so fun fact: the guy behind the dress recently confirmed to have strangled his wife.
@Isaac_Arango8 ай бұрын
Everytime I see it I see it blue and black but in a few seconds It looks white and gold
@IAteALightbulb8 ай бұрын
5:21 Bro when you stand up your cheek clench together so it’s harder to wipe, while when you sit, they’re already spread for easy access
@timohara77173 ай бұрын
Same when you mate 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@stevenorrington4738 ай бұрын
The man or bear debate is actually a interesting one. Most men pick man and most women pick bear. The creator if this question actually made a video about itexplaing the complexitys.
@ZomboidMania7 ай бұрын
This question really just shows who has trauma, any girl who's been hurt by a guy will choose a bear because they are irrational and scared, while the normal and more confident people will choose the guy because well that's just the right choice
@milanek15277 ай бұрын
@@ZomboidManiaa bear has instincts for survival. They are directly from nature. While humans are from a society. Gender changes a few things, but we are still the same animal. Guys also get traumatized by girls falsely accusing them. A guy can also be... r-ped by girls. I think girls just overexagerate it. It does happen, but its not common.
@stevenorrington4737 ай бұрын
@@ZomboidMania that's an oversimplification, but to help you understand, take this thought experiment. Imagine you Are black in 1870s deep south. you are alone in a forest. would you rather see two white men or one bear. hopefully this can help you better understand.
@J.W.S.D7 ай бұрын
I mean, it also brings the question of « what bear? » and « what man? » . Because like, if I was a woman and you were forcing me to pick between one of those Syrian refugees who need to be taught about women's rights vs a grizzly bear, I'm taking the grizzly. Meanwhile, if it's your average man vs. a panda, it's the man.
@rosielps18186 ай бұрын
@@J.W.S.Dthat’s the thing, the question is about a bear or a man. The point is that you don’t know who they are, it could be a normal guy or a serial killer. Think…if there was a bowl of candy, and some of them were poisoned, would you still take the chance??
@blender-dq7yg8 ай бұрын
0:15 2-D VS 3-D(girls) 2:05 The Dress(Blue/Black VS White/Gold) 2:26 Yanny & Laurel 2:46 Console Wars 3:46 Man VS Bear 4:50 Sitting or Standing 5:26 Wipe or Let It Crust 6:01 iPhone VS Android 7:04 Pineapple on Pizza 7:35 Weird Questions(Is water wet, etc…) 8:13 Are We in a Simulation? 8:43 Wheels or Doors? 9:31 Gay Son or Thot Daughter?
@usamerica1776-BaldEagle4 ай бұрын
its a lose lose situation if someone asks you gay son or thot daughter
@ThatRandomGuy_22564 ай бұрын
We are in a simulation
@USA-o5oАй бұрын
Gay son and thot daughter is weird cause would you rather have a embarrassment or just a child that’s gonna have a husband so basically a daughter but it’s a son
@NITE_CALEB8 ай бұрын
Dude I remember all these debates they took me back The nostalgia is crazy
@IMWBMEGJCC8 ай бұрын
this burd is making our days
@melissasilva158 ай бұрын
yup
@NITE_CALEB8 ай бұрын
Fr
@EllisM5988 ай бұрын
4:20 I’d choose bear because it might have cocaine
@Flyingpotato-hg6wg8 ай бұрын
FR
@user-xt3rq5le2d8 ай бұрын
the timestamp lol
@musolinging7 ай бұрын
nice reference
@Kelpjuice17 ай бұрын
Cocaine bear movie 💀
@V0lt1j7 ай бұрын
The man might also have cocaine
@RandomChannelman8948 ай бұрын
The worst one of all.. is debating which fictional character is cooler or stronger, smartest etc
@villspeakcontent8 ай бұрын
''goku is strongest!!'' ''nuh uh its squidward''
@Mangsterade8 ай бұрын
I hate the goku kids whenever that question is asked
@ToastBloxy8 ай бұрын
Messi vs Ronaldo def apart of the worst debates of all time. Their fanbases take it way too seriously.
@RandomChannelman8948 ай бұрын
“Bro, King Orange is stronger!” “Nuh uh, it’s George. He’ll get too curious on why King Orange is fighting him” I get it’s a joke, but still
@NotPachonciton8 ай бұрын
I always see nerdy Godzilla fans always debating on which Kaiju is stronger and it's just so cringe
@zach61428 ай бұрын
6:12 bro got baked into wurdie 💀
@Justintime_98178 ай бұрын
8:45 idk if you eventually learn this in school (seventh grade currently) but it’s probably doors just for the fact that circuits are doors and a circuit board has likely hundreds before anyone’s like “bros wasting his time” I only know because I was doing research about computers
@Nae_ex7 ай бұрын
That changes everything
@Yohohoho_brook_onepiece8 ай бұрын
Miku is canonically 16💀💀💀💀💀
@AFRICANASSHOLESCRATCHER8 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@mariofart258 ай бұрын
Too old
@officalwalterwhite8 ай бұрын
@@mariofart25alright mario fart wrap it up
@Darwin-sama7 ай бұрын
Age of consent in most places
@David280GG7 ай бұрын
Even better
@samscorch82528 ай бұрын
The crazier debates really be those Star Wars fans who argue over shit for 20 years.
@thedraftingax59638 ай бұрын
True
@tjmonkey57958 ай бұрын
Clone wars is pretty epic
@SaromeGamer2 ай бұрын
@@tjmonkey5795ikr
@Skskidjsjc8 ай бұрын
Dang burdie you really cooked up with this one
@Rdr_glazer8 ай бұрын
Shit just got uploaded
@Skskidjsjc8 ай бұрын
@@Rdr_glazer2x speed it
@PeregrinEURMCYT8 ай бұрын
fr
@BlairMelton-pe9fb8 ай бұрын
@@Rdr_glazer 9:08 closest doors 🚪 what the F*ck
@Pink_bobacat8 ай бұрын
Burdie is funny
@Su_tarman6-Bio8 ай бұрын
...being honest, I hate fighting.
@ToxiKid8 ай бұрын
3:46 I choose bear but hear me out So the thing is, is with a bear all it would want you to do is get off it's territory not to mention the only way it could hurt you is it's claws and it's teeth and if you follow proper percussions (laying on your back, etc) " you actually have a decent chance of survival. While a man (well any humanism general) is more likely to have bad intentions and it is very likely has a weapon with could be a mele weapon of even a gun with you are definetly not surviving.
@Kaledonic107 ай бұрын
It was better before you explained it
@highfiveghostr4 ай бұрын
my ranked teammates
@red2theelectricboogaloo9614 ай бұрын
but then again, what's the chances a bear would attack you vs. a man? i think even to the extent people have bad intentions they don't generally just randomly kill people or whatever; there's usually some pre-existing reason for them to attack you, and a stranger isn't actually that likely to do anything. i'm pretty sure that 9 out of 10 murders, 9 out of 10 rapes, 9 out of 10 assaults and 9 out of 10 episodes of abuse are all premeditated and done to people whom the perpetrator already knows. the only thing i'd be worried about is if they try and rob me, since that's usually the most common crime to do to strangers [since it's the only one where you can get something out of strangers. i guess rape also fits into that category, but i'm pretty sure that since the motivations to do so are more complicated it still is done between 2 people who know one another.] crime in general is pretty rare and bears tend to act much more dangerously if they feel threatened or want to dispose of a human in their territory. all of that's to say, i choose man, personally.
@g13934 ай бұрын
why are you automatically assuming the man has bad intentions? It’s man or bear, not criminal or bear. (before you say anything no i’m not mad lol i just like debating)
@ToxiKid4 ай бұрын
@@g1393 I'm not assuming it because of man even if it was woman vs bear I'd still pick bear because why is a random human in the woods in the first place. It's just a random person (man or woman) out in the woods is waayyy more sus than a bear out in the woods
@Thatonewintersport8 ай бұрын
"Miku is my anime waifu🤓" Name 10 Miku songs💀
@Stareditor248 ай бұрын
* waifu *
@Raggy_df8 ай бұрын
@@Stareditor24Google Translate: "dead"
@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T8 ай бұрын
10,000 stars, hand in hand, time boat, Miku brave frontier vortex boss bmg, can't make a song, quirky medley giga remix, giga remix ren and Len...and senbonzaku.. to name some of the elites ...really good sounding beats .
@goblinking43198 ай бұрын
@@E.a.Z.S.e.n.Taint no way
@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T8 ай бұрын
@@goblinking4319 what? Have you listened to any of em?
@Aetheron_is_on8 ай бұрын
So Burdie Some people will see only what's in front of them and others will be much more affected by the context. What is happening with the dress photo is that our eye is either discounting the blue from the photo so we are seeing white and gold, or discounting the gold which results in seeing a blue and black dress.
@Voltar_998 ай бұрын
7:48 I’d call those “is this a that?” Debates
@Sonictheoofhog48 ай бұрын
5:24 how do you wipe sitting down? The way I was taught to wipe was to stand so idk what yo parents was on I tried it a few times and it feels weird but okay
@KyoukiTheTerminator4 ай бұрын
The only reason why I have an anime body pillow is to hug something while I sleep. I question my gender, so nobody would ever truly love me. And even if they did, I don't know if I could love them. The body pillow provides me with comfort. But it's something I can't really even tell anyone about because everyone immediately assumes I have an attraction to the character ir do weird things with it.
@KooperTrooper69008 ай бұрын
Is water dry, or is water wet?
@DoojowYT8 ай бұрын
You stole my last 2 brain cells
@Orthosaur75328 ай бұрын
Wet
@dragon_born-ln4jh8 ай бұрын
Wet
@Rosenheart128 ай бұрын
it's neither it's not classified as wet until it touches something.
@PlayBoiFarti558 ай бұрын
Wet tf 😭
@vladimirostheophilou728 ай бұрын
bro keep up you are making my day
@Arkeshan8 ай бұрын
As someone from outside of America, most of these debates seems like a regional thing rather than internet one 😅
@squishysquoosh98507 ай бұрын
Water makes things wet by touching it, so if water is touching itself then it is wet. When we talk about water, we're talking about a load of water molecules all touching eachother, therefore water is wet. Fight me.
@d24bxrcx8 ай бұрын
U forgot Messi vs Ronaldo TikTok vs KZbin shorts vs instagram reels Drake vs Kendrick Should men pay in the first date Wired vs wireless headphones DOGS VS CATS
@Help_me_escape_from_basement8 ай бұрын
Dogs are better. Wait, I forgot about my pfp but still, dogs are better
@xhdgvdfh8 ай бұрын
@@Help_me_escape_from_basement never, cats are
@Help_me_escape_from_basement8 ай бұрын
@@xhdgvdfh what is more usefull? Cats or dogs? Dogs because they help travel in north/south pole. Dogs are more playful while cats sleep. Dogs also bark when someone enters you home so, its good
@xhdgvdfh8 ай бұрын
@@Help_me_escape_from_basement your right, but I still like cats more
@acedelta128 ай бұрын
The old classic: Mario VS Sonic
@derpboi428 ай бұрын
I see a white and gold dress in the one picture and blue and black in the other ones 😭
@kantok66688 ай бұрын
Same
@rayyyy.-8 ай бұрын
Not me
@too_online.34418 ай бұрын
5:56 scientifimicly, a bidet is better at cleaning you than tp (i know i'm misspelling, but yea, it is true, so true)
@PhukkyaFielings1014 ай бұрын
Just wet the tp?
@Fambit4 ай бұрын
What does it feel good when it’s goes up my bum
@ESoreos4 ай бұрын
@@PhukkyaFielings101a bidet genuinely changed my life
@pinkmikey56907 ай бұрын
"It a doll dude" -joseph 2019
@I.Love.Python7 ай бұрын
4:45 You kidding me I was eating😭
@curliyoo8 ай бұрын
wsp burdie, i love your vids and it makes me happy. keep up the good work man
@SirBobington20238 ай бұрын
Great vid burdie keep up the good work ur editing is getting better and better
@Endermania8 ай бұрын
6:02 I'm going to say it right now: Android is way better than iPhone, and no one is ever going to change my mind.
@SnowHunter8698 ай бұрын
lol same, and the camera quality is actually better than an iphone.
@Plattey28 ай бұрын
Same
@bigsof73818 ай бұрын
If someone rejected me because "OoH aNdRoId SuCkS" i would: THROW HER IPHONE,BEND IT,HIT IT IN THE WALL,AND THROW IT IN THE TRASH Ok i think i might have gone too far with this but this stupid debate ruined dates and androids like leave them alone
@abrahameg4997 ай бұрын
4:19 “The guy would do weird stuff” that is actual kinda foul to think of that first
@collin826848 ай бұрын
Estimated wheels in the world: 9 billion Estimated doors in the world: 42 billion
@k9_lov3r8 ай бұрын
the worst debate is explained in one word, swifties
@Thatstarzz7 ай бұрын
FR
@angora65888 ай бұрын
Welp, when he said 2D Vs 3D, I immediately thought of animation, not... this. I feel blessed.
@GameNightIan8 ай бұрын
the 2d vs 3d debate, the only time i hear about that is people wanting disney to go back to making 2d movies
@mak_4488 ай бұрын
Fr the 2d girls were hotter
@Waluigi-incorperated8 ай бұрын
WAIT WAIT WHAT? I THOUGHT THE 2D AND 3D DEBATE WAS WHAT ANIMATION STYLE YOU LIKE MORE NOT WHAT KIND OF WOMAN YOU LIKE?!?!
@Arufi0008 ай бұрын
5:07 burdle has stomach inside a stomach?!?!?!?!?
@fatousambeseye40373 ай бұрын
@Zayarv3Idk
@DarkSabreMC8 ай бұрын
"how can u put fruit on pizza" As he shows a jar of tomato sauce
@DarkSabreMC8 ай бұрын
pinapple pizza like a 6.8/10
@ZIMOU20147 ай бұрын
tomatoes taste like vegetables which means they're classified as vegetables
@red2theelectricboogaloo9614 ай бұрын
@@ZIMOU2014 but they also are similarly high in sugars as fruits are. the only thing that makes them a vegetable is their aroma and by extension their use case in the kitchen.
@ZIMOU20144 ай бұрын
@@red2theelectricboogaloo961 weird how they are high in sugar yet not sweet at all
@red2theelectricboogaloo9614 ай бұрын
@@ZIMOU2014 the ones you buy fresh at the supermarket aren't because they're underripe on purpose to increase shelf life. but if you cook tomato paste or something to that effect down, because it's made with ripe tomatoes, and those tomatoes are also getting actively heated, the sugars come out. this is also true of raw tomatoes [if you get an heirloom variety. those tend to ripen better and those tomatoes tend to be noticeably sweet and have a deeper flavor than the conventional red ones from the produce section at a regular supermarket.] so, i guess i should clarify: the tomatoes you usually get at the supermarket aren't but if you grow your own or buy the more expensive type of tomatoes then yes it is.
@HappyMagolor28 ай бұрын
7:08 tomatoes, bell peppers, and corn are all fruits and they’re decently common
@MeltHead7 ай бұрын
Corn????
@lewok48348 ай бұрын
Just saying that I'd rather much run into a bear in the forest and have to play dead to survive than run into a man in the forest. (I don't like social interaction)
@TheOrthodoxAquinas8 ай бұрын
Best argument for the bear
@AnimationisTHEfuture8 ай бұрын
@@TheOrthodoxAquinas *Only good argument for the bear
@AnimationisTHEfuture8 ай бұрын
All's fun and games until the bear looks like it has a sarcoline-coloured spot on its chest.
@J.W.S.D7 ай бұрын
@@TheOrthodoxAquinas Or if it's a panda.
@Tiredsleepy-u3h8 ай бұрын
Bro personally called me out on the first one💀
@kaminu44714 ай бұрын
I find it weird that people asked strangers the man or bear question in public, because of the uncomfortable implications, like why would people want to think about that shit when they’re just trying to go about their day? especially if it brings up bad memories for the person being asked :(
@whirl438 ай бұрын
0:58 we're doomed by this generation
@KingMartini-88 ай бұрын
Agreed
@thedraftingax59638 ай бұрын
Facts
@sourapple74748 ай бұрын
That guy’s 40. He was bullied badly as a kid so he turned to fictional characters
@TheReal0Iiver5 ай бұрын
Miku is 16 btw
@Slavko-yh3kg4 ай бұрын
@@sourapple7474even worse
@etygg-yt8 ай бұрын
7:28 You are saved. Italians aren't coming for u.
@imtyler99yearsago908 ай бұрын
Have you had Casu Marzu?
@banned11658 ай бұрын
fun fact: the husband of the creator of the blue and black/ white and gold dress strangled her, happened pretty recently.
@coolbunny7 ай бұрын
...tell me more?
@rafaelcotovio43008 ай бұрын
If you see a yellow car, look around and you will always find a red car nearby, every single time. Its like a bug in a videogame but irl
@ForgedForever8 ай бұрын
“Water is dry” -Burdie
@Saar_ball8 ай бұрын
8:09 *the ocean is a soup!!!!!!*
@K.Ks_Wheel-chair5 ай бұрын
True
@MrGamingTv878 ай бұрын
Biggest debate Burdie or chains fr🔥🚨🚨🔥
@501stLego8 ай бұрын
burdie or duck 🗣️🔥
@mak_4488 ай бұрын
burdie no competition lmao
@yaboimart97718 ай бұрын
Thats like comparing a shitty copy of Degenerocity vs a shittier copy of Degenerocity
@bestupid49358 ай бұрын
Water> toilet paper
@erikasan32997 ай бұрын
It's cleaner in my opinion.
@panpawe54747 ай бұрын
I absolutely agree
@bestupid49357 ай бұрын
@@erikasan3299 ikr
@amongus-xq8lu7 ай бұрын
@@panpawe5474 we have same profile pic 📸
@defaultpfplol7 ай бұрын
U just like water up yr as$ dont u
@Jaime-mn9ti5 ай бұрын
I, as a teenager, can tell you that operating heavy machinery is easier then you think. I took a class on the trades for future jobs
@Kristoph-69-698 ай бұрын
6:51 Androids are easier to use IMO. Especially with Side loading apps. I got both an iPhone and an Android. The debate is dumb. They both have their advantages.
@ederrubio27938 ай бұрын
1:40 there was someone with a quest 2 playing during P.E. like what the actual heck is wrong with him
@DogFred13EnjoysLife-ex5ok8 ай бұрын
imagine marrying Hatsune Miku
@Etti_piti8 ай бұрын
*Marrying
@AnimationisTHEfuture8 ай бұрын
bro edited the comment and still didn't fix the mistake💀
@Voltar_998 ай бұрын
7:20 in my experience works best with a meat lovers pizza or a pizza that has a lot of different meat types in general and it actually tastes pretty good, though everyone has different taste buds so who knows
@Fishers3733 ай бұрын
If one more person says water isn’t wet I will literally start tweaking
@tamalemuncher7898 ай бұрын
Water is wet bruh. It makes itself wet, and I refuse to compromise lmao
@DummyAcount-rs5tj8 ай бұрын
Me when i saw 2d vs 3d. Me thinking oh movies. Me then realizing its about something else
@YahooYoutuber20488 ай бұрын
Hotdogs are not sandwiches but burgers are.
@Flamingosareswag8 ай бұрын
yup cuz a sandwich is food between 2 pices of bread and a hotdog is connected so its only one piece of bread
@thedraftingax59638 ай бұрын
Yep
@elated_pearl7 ай бұрын
@@Flamingosareswag one piece?!
@Flamingosareswag7 ай бұрын
@@elated_pearl yeas a hotdog i piece of bread are you tripping
@AndrewBoese6 ай бұрын
Hotdogs are part of the taco/burrito family
@Cebbat_Games8 ай бұрын
Tomato paste came from a fruit for Hawaiian pizza 💀
@UrLoPi028 ай бұрын
1:27 pov: gen alpha when they see one of those sad cat ai videos
@KyleEATERbaaanGMD4 ай бұрын
😐🔫
@UrLoPi024 ай бұрын
@@KyleEATERbaaanGMD what
@KyleEATERbaaanGMD4 ай бұрын
@@UrLoPi02 I hate this POV comments you're so NPC
@mayo02937 ай бұрын
3:46 Man vs Bear, this comment is very long btw, it's a long explanation of what Man vs Bear means (To avoid any misunderstandings, SA stands for Sexual Assault, SH stands for Sexual Harassment) From what I know it isn't about survival since people including SA victims understand they have no chance against a literal bear, there's actually 2 versions of this 1. The basic one mentioned, just fun little question you can ask your friends about choosing survival 2. The one where we know we're gonna die with the bear, this one is often chosen by real SA victims, it isn't a "Maybe the man will do bad things so I won't risk it" nor a "Survival" situation this one just brings more attention to SA and people add their personal stories to it, sadly a huge amount of them including children, it's a "If you choose the bear you WILL die" and nothing about what the man will do if you choose him is mentioned instead his role is just stories of SA/SH/grommed victims, so it doesn't really involve 2 options, again, just a little thing victims have where they talk about their experiences, it's not about the chances of being attacked by a bear vs the chances of being attacked by a man A lot of examples with real comments for 2. for a clearer understanding are: "A bear stops at death" "The bear wouldn't convince a 6yr old to keep it a secret for another 6 years, while during those 6 years still do things to me here and there that after those 6 years I finally started realizing were considered assault." "A bear wouldn't be slow. A bear won't stare at you till you start covering yourself. Bears won't live in your house. Bears won't be your neighbours and bears definitely won't tell you that they still love you." "I would've had the courage to tell my mom that I was attacked by a bear" "A bear wouldn't tell me it was my fault for even being there." "A bear would end it quickly and would not tell me to keep it a secret." "People won't see me getting attacked by a bear and walk away laughing" "A bear wouldn't pin me against the wall asking to make out with me just because I was young and naive child" "a bear wouldn’t tell me to not tell anyone" "a bear wouldn't comment about my body while it eats me" "People would believe me when I told them a bear hurt me." "if i survived a bear attack, people would call me a warrior, not a wh0re" "Bears won't get mad when you say no 🤷♂" "A bear wouldn't ask an 8 yr old to send pics of her." "Killing me would be the least most worst thing a bear could do" "a bear would kill me because I'm a human. a man would kill me because im a woman" "My stepdad wouldn’t drive the bear to court after it attacked me" "The bear doesn’t think I’m “hot” when I cry" "Nobody's gonna say i can't be attacked by a bear because I'm a boy"
@PIXELEMPlRE7 ай бұрын
Exactly! The worse thing a bear could do is attack you and eat you. A human can do much worse than that
@Nerd_Kuna7 ай бұрын
3D women: -Real. Could be attarctive or not. 2D women: -Intentionally to be attractive. But not real. (Don't mind the Bocchi pfp. She's only 17, i wouldn't simp for a 17 years old. Besides, its Bocchie-Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Not Bocchie the Rock.)
@red2theelectricboogaloo9614 ай бұрын
that right there spells it out. why marry something i can't touch or talk to?
@NataliasClips8 ай бұрын
burdie / duck lore so far There are burds, ducks, and stick figure people living in harmony in the same universe. most stick figure people are white (like the color) and dont wear clothes unless shown otherwise. (like slash in the burdie art style, or any other stick figure shown wearing clothes as an example.) in one of burdies videos about tiktok trends, there is a girl looking outside to see a bird, which looks exactly like burdie but a different color. burdie acts like a person, while that bird was shown hopping around and acts like an actual bird. there are other burds and ducks in this universe, and they come in many colors. burds and ducks can grow hair in this universe. in the growing up as the fat kid video, burdie is shown being delivered by a stork, but in the ducks video about forgotten trends, he is shown doing the gangnam style in the womb. burdie and the duck have stick figure parents... are they adopted? the ducks full name is duck duckolo, where did he get his last name from? the duck also mentions the family bloodline, which is refered to as the duckolo bloodline. and when is shows members from this bloodline, it shows other ducks. there is a good chance that the duck was adopted by the stick figure parents based of this alone. the dorbol species (and other youtubers) exist in this universe. burdie and the duck use their wings as hands, and dont seem to be able to fly. burdie and the duck sometimes wear clothes, if so, how do they put them on? do their stick figure parents dress them? burdie's channel banner shows a burd house, which contains a burd civilization. the burdie / duck universe contains pop culture, brands, and celebrities like playboi carti. who are wurdie and duckie in relation to burdie and the duck? other family members? Wurdie videos surprisingly feature more burds in the videos, could this hint that wurdie lives in the burd society, and burdie was with the stick figures due to being adopted by them? if people and burds flirt with each other and gain crushes with each other.... do they hook up and have-
@grimreaper69396 ай бұрын
What
@atminYT8 ай бұрын
I would like to say so much to many of these points and for this one i do 6:17 This is an outdated information, in the past iphones were known for the good quality, but by now, many other brands overtook them, like samsung. My friend is rich and has an Iphone 15 pro whatever (the newest and best one) we both made videos of the same thing, with the same thing you hold that makes the video stable (sorry i am from germany idk the word) and on the first sight it looked the same, but the colors were better on the iphone and the details on my samsung, they are equal, samsung has more mega pixels, but iphone has better colors. Here in Europe it is like 50/50 of what people have, and most people with an iphone in my class have an iphone x or 8. only some have 13 or smth.
@SnackeroidАй бұрын
I am geniunly surprised, how you got every single one of them wrong XDDD (excpet for the let it crust ofc, but bidets are awesome dude. Once i tried it, i never got back to tp, it's just way better)
@adryanteamdemolishers57073 ай бұрын
*bro forgot 1 billion lions vs one of every Pokémon*
@onetilion8 ай бұрын
i would just answer gay son cause i don't want my daughter to have a higher body count than the austrian painter with a mustashe
They aren’t considered debates, just bad theories no one believes except those people.
@SquirrelMcBeaverton5 ай бұрын
1:16 You can get legally married without a wedding...
@larrywoolfolk82247 ай бұрын
Okay, im truly convinced the internet is in the "recycled content era", this basically jokes a question is OLD and was relevant in the 2000s when being gay or promiscuous was career ending. Im talking about the days when Craigslist and buying pleasure was something you hid and was shunned for old.
@The_Roblox_Movie8 ай бұрын
4:50 i got a fcking temu ad
@AnimationisTHEfuture8 ай бұрын
"i got a fcking topic"
@DlSCS8 ай бұрын
3:30 unfortunately, I was THAT person during 2017-2019.
@BestCountryEvr8 ай бұрын
4:28 disturbing fact: bears eat their victims alive.
@skyyberry4 ай бұрын
of course you’re America 💀
@BestCountryEvr4 ай бұрын
@@skyyberry and? Cope.
@skyyberry3 ай бұрын
@@BestCountryEvr dude don’t you get it? The question is SUPPOSED to mean that would you rather get possibly r4ped or murdered by a strange man or be possibly killed by a bear (bears are far more predictable than men)
@BestCountryEvr3 ай бұрын
@@skyyberry That’s stupid. If you love the bear so much, then why don’t you go live with them? Don’t ask us males to come rescue you from them when they eat and RAPE you. I dare you. Bears are more predictable than strange men? Hahahahaha, they would eat you the second they encounter you. Also, why would you be with a stranger (man or woman) in the first place when you don’t even know them, especially un-prepared? I know perhaps the most important rule for being in a forest is to be bring a weapon like a knife or a gun. Also, where does America come into this? I guess you don’t like the fact that we are able to protect ourselves from both a strange man and a bear with our guns? Another question, do you think us males would rather be with a cougar or a strange human female? These debates are straight up retarded. If you think we would rather be with the former instead of the latter, then I don’t know what to tell you. Anyways, I don’t care about this stupid debate, so have a good day/night.
@nope195683 ай бұрын
you ever hear of the case of the two men that faked a robbery before kidnapping a woman dragging her into the woods, stabbing her multiple times disemboweling her, and then when her leg twitched and they didnt think she was actually dead tried to cut her head off? she lived, she carried her guts in her hands and used one arm to keep her head attached, its a miracle she survived and its all because two men saw her as a toy to abuse, at the end of the day a bear cant do what was done to the women and girls of nanking, it cant do what 30+ men did to junko furata, a bear cant drug its wife and let over 60 men r@pe her because he got bored (more than 60 men were informed of the situation but none of them ever spoke out), a bear cant do what the leader of the ant hill kids/children of god/flds did, theres been many killers who have done that and worse, thats the fear, and most bear attacks never turn deadly. even zookeepers that work with them daily are more likely to be hurt or killed by many other animals before a bear shows up on the list
@clooskarmory692 ай бұрын
0:46 U better give Tsumugi that shout out bro 🔥🔥🔥
@MintyWW3 ай бұрын
Music at 1:20?
@CarrieProfitt3 ай бұрын
Accumula town Pokémon black and white
@MintyWW3 ай бұрын
@@CarrieProfitt thanks
@PeregrinEURMCYT8 ай бұрын
java MC fans: bedrock is better than java. its unfair. Bedrock MC fans: java is so much better than bedrock. its unfair.
@RealRodium8 ай бұрын
Java is better everybody sais that
@bricktasticanimations48348 ай бұрын
I use Classicube 9x.
@turtleburger2008 ай бұрын
@@RealRodium you'd be surprised
@witheredbonnie92688 ай бұрын
Java has the weaker Wither
@The_Ghost_of_Fink8 ай бұрын
Legacy Console Edition enjoyers: 🗿
@Z00MZ8 ай бұрын
10:23 Is that a John Cena Video?
@ariadead103 ай бұрын
Bro.... i used the same pfp in 2021....
@stoopid.ideeit8 ай бұрын
As a gay femboy, can confirm
@MLGGedits7 ай бұрын
the way getting married to miku pulled him out of a major deppression 💀
@bunbun7018 ай бұрын
“HOW CAN YOU PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA!” The tomato👀
@S1eep-7 ай бұрын
Bro caring about what type of phone they have is wild 💀 (this is coming from a female)
@turtlecub8 ай бұрын
1:10 he’s not a doll Joseph!
@PoThe-m3g8 ай бұрын
Brooooo😂😂😂
@TPNDPOOOOLEG7 ай бұрын
“HES A DOLL DUDE!”
@Takismclovin4 ай бұрын
SML reference I like it
@Jujuonthatbeat7778 ай бұрын
9:41 gay son in my opinion
@Operager8 ай бұрын
Same
@AnimationisTHEfuture8 ай бұрын
"mIsOgYnIsT! yOu PrObAbLy SaY nOt AlL mEn AnD rEfEr tO WoMeN aS FeMaLeS, yOu InCel!"
@FChaudhary8 ай бұрын
If someone says that they would rather be in the woods with a bear, thats just natural selection
@User-ib4jz7 ай бұрын
When you said 2D vs. 3D, I thought that you were talking about animation style and I thought thought that was a pretty good question and I was shocked that almost nobody was saying 2D. And then you clarified. Just why?
@whirl438 ай бұрын
2:22 maybe they are corlour blind
@من-الولايه4 ай бұрын
I'm not colour blind and I can't see it black 🟤 or blue 🟠
@2RBYTT3 ай бұрын
Its white and blue look closey
@rubeninyourfaceXD7 ай бұрын
As a Samsung user, using an iPhone is just as hard to use for your first time as iPhone users say Samsung is hard to use (i'm prolly getting flamed)
@flameturtle648 ай бұрын
Dude ur just stuck in the matrix! U need 2 wake the f up 8:40
@TheLonelyGamer_178 ай бұрын
You need to wake up
@randomteenager99636 ай бұрын
0:14 I feel like it is because 2D style and fictional drawings are more appealing to them, it has his own charm, not to say people are ugly. I just feel like people are lusted by the appealing artstyle