The Dumbest Man on the Planet..

[@augusttheduck]

genuinely want to ask this man what he thinks sensory perception means

[@Brey]

He forgot to read those books in his background

[@TypicalToaast]

Same 😆

[@tellmethesongoftherain6534]

my brain has already died

[@noplaqueboy5277]

He has a big forehead I thought he was smart

[@sherrisauers1381]

Hi

[@amatthews2018]

“Women can’t handle pain” Period pain every month and pregnancy. “Women can’t work out or exercise” Though there are plenty of female olympians.

[@LolixBelle]

women have a amazing amount of pain tolerance or we wouldn't survive those months and giving birth, bruh I had a big ass needle stuck on the base of my spine while having contractions and didn't felt it due to said contractions, I walk around the next day after my c section to go to the intensive care wing to see my baby, not just women, humans can do amazing things even if they are in pain.. this guy just made my brain feel all mushy with his "speech"

[@bootyclap69k]

@@LolixBelle everyone has an amazing pain tolerance I don’t know why you are basically limiting that women

[@jiminplsletmehit7620]

@@bootyclap69k WHat the fuck are you talking about?

[@nekura]

@@bootyclap69k how is she limiting? Shes just saying they need to have a high pain tolerance bcs of child birth and such

[@vantebey724]

@@bootyclap69k ..... you can't be this dumb....

[@blondspaghettie2613]

As a woman, I think I don't mind being a hallucination to this type of person

[@Nylak-Otter]

Exactly. As long as he doesn't want to interact with us, I'm fine with this. 😂

[@lauracook8203]

Ikr? I can actually say that I prefer that from him and anyone else like him. 😆 Tho I'm pretty sure he's punking us.

[@animatorstanley]

Facts

[@umbra4233]

Guys if we don’t move, he won’t be able to see us

[@jordu2011]

This comment wins the internet for today

[@duweezil]

I don't think I've ever seen anyone so aggressively protect their virginity.

[@RaineSophiaLewis]

Fr 😂

[@feraltaco4783]

While pretending he's not. 🤣

[@LauraCavin-n1n]

Lmao 😂

[@msbigdog1460]

And said virginity, for him, will be protected and preserved for his entire life. 🤣

[@feraltaco4783]

@@msbigdog1460 pure as the fresh, white snow for life. 🤣

[@Taylor_Toons]

"Women can't connect to God" The Virgin Mary: Am I a joke to you?

[@IzukuMidorya-ho6bi]

This guy is so stupid 😂😂 no kidding

[@normablake2748]

You won the comments 🏆

[@promisedjubileedaniels]

SNAP. You win the Internet.

[@Bilgetheavakado]

And Eve

[@tobyithink5731]

the amount of female saints as well like ...

[@fatcatjinglebell]

“Women aren’t real” Literally talking about women existing

[@phamtom3331]

Women are real he’s just being sexist

[@lukethe_great13]

I KNOW RIGHT!

[@helloworld2784]

This person also talk like he's a creator of women, like wtf dude you don't know what you're talking about..

[@phamtom3331]

Ikr

[@neverman3398]

Preparing himself for some jail time. 😂

[@jagamin5003]

This dude makes flat earthers look like rocket scientists

[@thehibigibi508]

Ikr

[@razony]

That's funny and true!

[@oxydator]

I think he even makes brooms look like Nobel Prize winners.

[@eyevincast5440]

Didn’t they actually build a rocket sometime ago? To “prove” how flat the earth is………not saying they were successful BUT some flatearther did in fact build a rocket that failed catastrophically…..but this guy over here🥴

[@razony]

@@eyevincast5440 Soooo, the earth is not flat? Just checking.

[@CoolGuy-qn2nw]

Man got rejected and was like “impossible, they must not exist”

[@Celestial_Wing]

😆😆😆

[@TahmiKnox]

🤣🤣

[@kajhalkasraei2796]

Dude is just angry that his girlfriend broke up with him because he's " not new anymore " or he's not " interesting enough " or he's " stressing her out " Like he's just complaining .

[@AbbeyKitty1013]

@@rezr5448 I'm a female

[@Tinyfurball]

@@rezr5448 God has a special place for us.

[@momof1576]

To be fair the only woman this guy will ever touch will be imaginary.

[@utej.k.bemsel4777]

I hope so!

[@Shaylene2779]

Pretty sure even the imaginary ones reject him

[@Rogue_Centurion]

Or AI

[@spamtongspamton9900]

“women aren’t real because they don’t like me”

[@der_saftmon]

There was no sound! HE JUST DIED!

[@Fatamorgana420]

He clearly doesn't like them (us). I can't be bothered to look him up, but I'm getting drag queen vibes.

[@insideAdirtyMind]

he makes a lot of videos about something that is not real...all his content is about dating and why woman don´t want him, etc

[@00Grimreaper00]

Perhaps he never felt a touch of a woman before

[@Coffeesleep125]

@yeah why

[@kakashihatake9960]

Just because he’s got a giant forehead and enough space for a brain, doesn’t mean he has one

[@InternetStrangerThatCanRead]

most of it's for ventilation

[@graceskerp]

Reality tried to make the desert crossing between his ears and died on the way.

[@LadyVenus125]

​@@InternetStrangerThatCanReadThis deserves more likes!

[@InternetStrangerThatCanRead]

@@LadyVenus125 Thank you

[@capt.bart.roberts4975]

He rents the space out, to Ben Shapiro.

[@lemons0da848]

“Women can’t handle pain“ And you can’t handle rejection❤️

[@UraniumDaKat]

The expression should be: TikTok Gen Z women can’t handle pain (the stereotype)

[@Liipii123]

@@UraniumDaKat I bet you felt real smart writing that.

[@UraniumDaKat]

@@Liipii123 gen z women can’t even handle being called their real gender and not the fake one they made up

[@Liipii123]

@@UraniumDaKat I'm not going to argue with you because clearly you're set in your ways, but you should mind your damn business and let people be satisfied with their identities.

[@ZombieDowneyJr]

@lemons0da848 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmnnnnn!! 🤣🤣

[@TedsHoldOver]

This is the final stage of the "nice guy" trajectory.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I never thought I'd find another person dumber than me, but I guess this is the one.

[@lenzo5942]

well he’s an idiot you aren’t

[@ansatsu4020]

@@lenzo5942 and idiot thats a downstatement😂😂😂

[@michaelspitz9151]

I just thought it wasn’t physically possible to find someone dumber than me.

[@Mike_Oxlong420]

@yeah heard of the report button?

[@demigodwizardtributejedi4052]

Why do I see you in every single goddamn video I watch?

[@kcculla]

"Working out hurts" This man has clearly never worked out, not physically or with a women

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Hahahahahaha

[@SgtRageface]

It hurts, this video hurts my brain

[@lukesewell1312]

Can we get a collab with this guy and vegan teacher? Or even just a feminist

[@nathanshortlifts]

I love working out that burn feels so good

[@kronicturbo8327]

@@lukesewell1312 **western feminist.

[@realMintyFoxGaming]

"Kids are generally smarter when there father is around" I can tell he never had one

[@Neoansho]

If that was luke Skywalker, Darth Vader would basically say, "Luke I am definitely not your father."

[@naushadedwin9567]

I don't think he had a mother either Either that or he's salty that mommy took his xbox

[@ChadetteIsDead]

Fatherless incel. Actually all incels are fatherless lol.

[@shikarifox4337]

Probably because he knew the result was this.

[@andyclaw2785]

Fatherless behaviors

[@ChaosTheChaos]

He thinks he's a genius like Dr. Doof,yet the only thing they share in common is the fact that their parents didn't show up to their birth apparently

[@Caponeson1]

I always thought that was hilarious, like how does YOUR OWN MOTHER not show up to your birth? How is that physically possible?

[@opalyasu7159]

They also have a weird nose

[@Creeperine]

He’s gonna freak out once he realizes where babies come from and where they are made.

[@indianapolisjones1615]

Obviously babies come from the store and are made in Taiwan.

[@afailureofaanimator6744]

@@indianapolisjones1615 Here at Taiwan factories, we manufacture males with the vagina. (Since this documentary tells us that women aren’t real)

[@sidneyjosefamper8278]

@@indianapolisjones1615 my favorite flavor is sour cream and onion

[@sidneyjosefamper8278]

Sour cream and onion babies just hit different

[@israelglover4350]

That would be funny.

[@calamityjenn]

Just because you've never touched a woman doesn't mean that they don't exist.

[@leavemealone7108]

Fr

[@KjSucksAtGames]

Lmao

[@shivankmittal715]

Ended his entire career

[@kboltiz]

ouch

[@acer5720]

if this comment was made by a woman then that was a better roast than most of my friends.

[@andimurray2896]

Does he realize he's talking about his mama, his grandma, his aunts & his cousins as well?? No doubt, he will be a lonely man for a very long time.

[@liman42]

If he ever gets past his arrested development.

[@savaialaddams6273]

He's not a man, though. He's a child with big words.

[@joshuafreshney1206]

I've got NO chance of getting a Woman, but i have a Better chance than he does. (i'm 70) TLMFAO!!!!

[@sidneyjosefamper8278]

He believes that he just randomly spawned on a hospital bed.

[@setsers1]

Holy SHIT

[@mxlkyboost]

as a woman, i can confirm i am not the physical manifestation of sensory perception

[@IChooseJesus9091]

Completely contradictory.... smh. Pretty sure a PHYSICAL manifestation of ANYTHING is the evidence that it's "real".

[@THEALIENEDITZ]

I knew it!💀

[@Amin-hv8tt]

I would like to apologise to this man's mother.

[@rrandom1236]

It’s her fault for drinking while being pregnant

[@DawnKellyMedia]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️

[@DawnKellyMedia]

@@rrandom1236 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dianeleahan3357]

I gotta believe she’s somehow part of the reason he’s like this…but if she is…she has to be one abused and severely lacking in any self esteem or self respect!!!

[@binda33]

@@dianeleahan3357 I'm willing to bet that his mother raised him alone and he grew up with an enormous chip on his shoulder because she couldn't afford to give him as much as his friends grew up having. So he disrespects her and blames her for him not having a father living with them.

[@The_Owl_Hermit]

He's butt hurt that his crush rejected him for being boring. That is why he is saying woman need new things.

[@xXUnhingedDevXx]

100% agree

[@theduckerboi1434]

lol omg bruh

[@Croco_519]

I agree lol😂

[@Onepieceistheworstanime]

Have a cry

[@theduckerboi1434]

... the hell

[@SnuggieMaple]

“If something stresses them out too much they think it’s bad” Yeah that’s how humans work same with excitement sometimes it’s that simple

[@Cymock1]

Bro couldn't handle rejection 💀

[@WilliamMaster1-GD]

Probably made this just because his girlfriend broke up with him.

[@THEALIENEDITZ]

​@@WilliamMaster1-GD If this guy had a gf then I'm cooked💀

[@originalname8415]

He looks like a uncustomized mobile game caracter

[@acoustic_.]

Damn

[@Xorfilho90]

Hahaha

[@sofiainiguez3921]

😂🤣

[@cutmehtwice]

lmaoo

[@mediocri5y]

My dude's spitten facts

[@skeletor6287]

My man’s been denied by girls so often he is fallen into denial. He’s fallen into denial so hard he’d rather say girls aren’t real than blame himself!

[@insideAdirtyMind]

His content is only about women and dating, he has clearly no other interests....for a man who thinks woman are not real this is very strange...

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

I've been single for 10 years (partly willingly) Maybe I should start doing this! I can ramble! I can make absolutely no sense! and I'm *really* good at looking like an idiot.

[@sergiomissaglia6380]

@Skeletor "Ah, just like a woman"

[@somedude4432]

Yeah

[@zawurdo5184]

"Wmen don´t work out and don´t preserve theselves" Says the twig with literal craters on his face. I swear i saw a moonrover drive through these things.

[@Tobeast250]

LMAO

[@elfishmoss1457]

To be fair, that kind of thing can be largely genetic, it's actually more common for it to be genetic than it is to be tied to any actions they take just an fyi

[@cjplayz9387]

Bro I'm not even a woman, and I feel offended by this..

[@Nylak-Otter]

Nah, this isn't offensive. This is too ridiculous to be offensive. This is hilarious. 😂 - A thing that doesn't exist and has no potential value

[@katherinemcintosh7247]

😂😂😂all one can really do is laugh…🤔but I can see why a man would be offended by this…God forbid someone think men are a monolith, watch this, and think, “yup, that’s how men see us (women, as a monolith, as described by this guy.)” Most women will not judge you for this guy’s take, I am certain. 🙂💯

[@Dovah_Slayer]

It's so stupid you can't even be offended

[@Deenurr]

Definitely too stupid to feel offended 😂

[@StellarStormOwO]

This man is definitely on some form of crack

[@exoticstupidity4865]

AugustTheDuck-“this guy has the mind of a child” All children: ‘are offended’

[@originalname8415]

Can confirm people him a idiot and I feel insulted

[@lolly5617]

Even children would agree that this guy is detached from reality

[@marcusob9985]

Yeh I agree

[@marcusob9985]

No I am classed as a child

[@jasonaarninkhof871]

im a lazy teenager and am smarter than him

[@rosellies]

As a woman I’m not even mad about this, but rolling over my carpet laughing so fuckin hard

[@jasmineware9591]

As a women...

[@mr_dolphin621]

@A A *you're

[@jasmineware9591]

@A A ,period.*

[@phreshking5747]

Lol

[@cherryldomingo9312]

@A A there's*

[@liul]

If women couldn't take any stress or pain, humanity would have lasted 1 generation

[@anesidora3084]

I find his claims interesting. Every sentence is like easter egg, revealing something about himself instead of "women". And being woman myself adds to the entertaiment value.

[@rebeccay480]

You are right, there is so much projection going on with this guy lol.

[@mollymaccallum4641]

“If a woman has the best sex of her life, nothing will be better to her than that” what I got from that take is that his ex gfs ex partner gave her awesome sex, they broke up, she got together with this moron, he wasn’t good in the sack and she visibly showed it and now he has made a video blaming her for his performance. This is so fun. This man is so pathetic that it is entertaining

[@tinymayo9614]

As a woman I'm not even offended, just fascinated by the mental gymnastics.

[@JakHart]

Ok folks! It's... ...time to play satire, shitpost, snowflake, or sock!

[@atharvsharma1866]

lies... ur not even real... how do you know that you are real when you are not even real? the things you feels, isnt a real feeling... rather a hallusination some other capable, handsome, and just amazing man like this. :/ dummy

[@FreakinSpooky]

This man has created the world's greatest advertisement for birth control.

[@mazespinwastaken.]

Lol

[@Jhaaninc]

👌👍🤣😂👏🤣🤣👏👏👏😂

[@thatcreampuffbear5600]

it took me a few seconds to get this XD

[@nonononononono2022]

can someone explain this to me 🥲

[@Jhaaninc]

@@nonononononono2022 lol think of his mom 😜

[@DireMindset]

"Tell me you're sexist without telling me you're sexist"

[@itsssnek810]

I'd love for the Twitter community to get a hold of this guy

[@SirHirnschaden]

bahaha he is literally saying the definition of sexsim

[@sergiopepe2210]

@@itsssnek810 yeah, this is the only situation in which cancel culture could be useful

[@MegaFan2525]

I’ll bet he’s the same guy who started the whole “birds aren’t real” thing

[@kdmill7563]

That guy is actually brilliant.

[@woutermortier2771]

Ah, Hans Wormgat 🙄

[@flatpigeon9349]

Hello, I'm a pigeon, totally not a government drone and completely real.

[@Bambi_Sapphic]

If you replace the word "woman" and imagine he is just talking about himself, this video makes alot more sense.

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Yup

[@Theonion1994]

Your comment made it easier to listen to him spout nonsense

[@Velori999]

So he's justifying himself... using woman as camouflage? :'D

[@fixed5043]

@@Velori999 He should use a hat too, mabye it would camouflage his hairline.

[@HUYI1]

@@Velori999 gratifying himself, his ego, is the better word!

[@keylamojica5750]

As a man I’m having second hand embarrassment and I’m pretty sure the bloke has never met a woman outside of cartoons.

[@Bonnie-ml7fi7nk8s]

I don't think he knows when their one in cartoon

[@paunitka7]

When he said that a woman who had good sex doesn't enjoy bad sex, I guess he kinda explained, what situation prompted his rant.

[@Wife_Mother_Failure]

Or dolls

[@Remedy462]

​@@paunitka7lol, that's a total self-report! 😂

[@apriljoy1094]

I think he’s met some. He’s just pissed that they don’t want him

[@wlthedellman3868]

"women can't handle working out" he can't handle using his brain

[@ChazHQ]

​@Ingrid Gagnon I hope you exaggerated even a little, because that is crazy. You got my respect, fuck I'm so lazy that I managed to come 2 weeks late to comment this.

[@kamanirichardson3539]

the only reason he doesnt think we work out is cause when he show up at the gym we leave😂

[@aporue5893]

incels can't go 5 minutes without being mysogynist

[@Kalaphant]

The best part is that this person's name is literally "Nuance" despite seeming to think everything is black/white XD

[@YUG4MING]

At the Funeral of his mom: Well she wasn't real anyways **without shedding a tear**

[@DawnKellyMedia]

😂

[@YUG4MING]

@@nihalr_ Nani??

[@nickperatrovich]

In fact, here’s a list of why she didn’t exist...

[@BadgerBabe89]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Bonnie-ml7fi7nk8s]

No a mind of a phetus

[@alexnimmo2831]

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." - Qui-Gon Jinn,

[@seanstuhr2660]

I scrolled to not be beat but im late. Nice!

[@Arwenkid]

Made me laugh out loud. Best and most accurate reaction. XD

[@Jayyy048]

Underrated comment of the year

[@henryhargraves4184]

I heard Liam Neeson when I read this comment :)

[@kenzieuchiha1191]

I feel embarrassed for his mother.

[@Xinjiekou_新街口_Station]

Dont..... shes not real

[@InsanityVirus]

He's got some motherless behavior right here lmao

[@user-ce9xe1qe8i]

I would be like damn should have gotten the abortion

[@justtocomment4882]

@@Xinjiekou_新街口_Stationthat literally made me lol

[@endu255]

Exactly, what's up with this guy

[@ItzPokemon]

Tell this man what a period is.

[@bkillerj8404]

He just wanted to say he’s sexist without saying he’s sexist

[@thetone6320]

Yep

[@jhonatbuckle9363]

That’s not sexist that’s moronic

[@iisunzo]

@@jhonatbuckle9363 It’s sexist as well. He thinks women aren’t real

[@MarshallMelloooo]

@@iisunzo What if someone is born without knowing men are real are they sexist

[@bobettathethird1496]

@@MarshallMelloooo no but this guy does know that women are real

[@kindaintrovert208]

I feel so bad for his mom. She must wonder where she went wrong with this one.

[@Kotoamatsukami6910]

Nah, you can't be as stupid as him, without having bad parents

[@turtletoast9903]

She probably did drugs while pregnant with him

[@Xoxovampp]

He was probably raised by a sexist man or some shit tbh.

[@ChadetteIsDead]

@@Xoxovampp I mean my mom is sexist and thinks that I shouldn't be messy cause I'm a girl. Plus people like him are most likely fatherless.

[@Melanie36-k2k]

@@turtletoast9903 😂😂

[@Stephanpar23]

I'm a guy. A straight guy. And I don't pretend to understand everything about women. But my god, this guy sounds unappealing to anyone with any level of self esteem and a functioning brain.

[@roxassora2706]

I'm a woman and I don't understand everything about us. This guy sounds like the taste of rotten canned tuna, gross and like you said unappealing.

[@SweetBabyJesusOnTheCross]

I think you forgot the word cell...as in functioning brain cell.

[@SunnyTheSimp]

As a woman I have no idea if I should be annoyed or laugh my ass off at this video 💀

[@nullpo2478]

Funny thing is recently he make video on advice to chase girl.

[@Awlly5322]

I lost brain cells by just hearing him talk about women not being real dude we are

[@chersimmons9011]

This is some Olympic level mental gymnastics

[@McKennaL316]

Imagine telling the entire internet that you'll never be the best sex a woman's ever had.

[@Khorne_of_the_Hill]

I'm here to tell the entire internet that I'll always be the best sex a woman's had Or like top 3 at least

[@SynnyLynn]

XD yessss

[@ColorWheel87]

women?

[@McKennaL316]

@@ColorWheel87 i mean I assume he's disappointed more than one. If you're assuming I was attempting to pluralize the word 'woman' then you'd be incorrect. It's a contraction of the words 'woman' and 'has' which may or may not be grammatically correct, but I was typing in the manner I actually speak. 🤷‍♀️

[@ColorWheel87]

women?

[@abbazgirl3956]

The scary part is that because of this thinking he has the potential to be an abuser to any partner that he ends up with.

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

All too true :(

[@naiiin6949]

Should he end up with a partner somehow, our species has collectively failed anyway

[@kajhalkasraei2796]

Isn't it so great that he put all his toxic beliefs and thoughts on internet for all of the people to see ? Like if anyone search his name this video is gonna come up . It's like he's telling women " hey I'm a toxic person . You shouldn't dare me "

[@ItzDobbs]

Who cares

[@jasminethecreator19]

@@ItzDobbs 39 cares so...

[@Gdog-hm7or]

If you ever feel useless or stupid. There’s always this guy

[@AxxLAfriku]

ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid gd

[@00Grimreaper00]

@@AxxLAfriku you need to be locked in a aylsum

[@leavemealone7108]

Fr

[@chanseytherapper8603]

@@AxxLAfriku AH FUCK ITS AXXL

[@razony]

I feel better already!

[@shinyman9993]

Hey, the 1300s called, they want their jester back

[@hannaleserobinson1260]

This killed my final brain cell and id also love to see him explain that to his mom

[@lucaswedderburn]

His mom probably left him

[@hannaleserobinson1260]

@@lucaswedderburn I'D not be surprised

[@whoneedsposers]

His mother is a test tube.

[@hannaleserobinson1260]

@@whoneedsposers That has to be the reason I've watched this over and over again trying to understand what the hell is this guy thinking

[@joshuafreshney1206]

He hasn't got a Mum, he was Spawned from a Wank Stain.

[@SpitfireKitty]

"Women can't handle pain." Childbirth: Allow me to introduce myself

[@АндрейМатвей-д8э]

💀 birth is an otherworldly kind of pain

[@StrongestsaiyanCole]

@@АндрейМатвей-д8эI’m a boy and even I can understand the seacond worse pain is being kicked in the balls but child birth is the worst pain ever respect to all women who give birth

[@craigjenkins5434]

This is the kind of person who would say childbirth isn't painful and if it is, "you aren't doing it right"

[@kateparent366]

@Spitfire, Period cramps: hello world here I am!!!

[@sergeyromanov5560]

cringe. it should have been childbirth enters the chat

[@itisigumballwatterson1284]

The embodiment of: "I'm the dumbest person alive" *"women aren't real"* "Clearly you are dumber" *crowns him*

[@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369]

Hey gumball I’ve been praying and sacrificing my neighbors children to the gumball statue I have in my house. Where is the magic gumball that’s going to make me a god oh great gumball?

[@itisigumballwatterson1284]

@@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 you didn't like my posts on Elmore Plus. I'm sorry internet stranger, but that's a big no no. I can't make you a God anytime soon. Granny Jojo has been pretty fishy lately. Maybe she knows how to make you into a God

[@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369]

@@itisigumballwatterson1284 didn’t Elmore plus get taken down last week after the company said some papaerist things?

[@itisigumballwatterson1284]

@@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 oh godnamit you're right. All my beautiful masterpieces of posts..gone😭

[@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369]

@@itisigumballwatterson1284 also how do I contact granny jojo?

[@kirkhensley5870]

So...the Martian suddenly has a Master's in Venutians. Certainly hasn't mastered Clearasil. That much is truly evident.

[@drjohnwarren12]

I'm sure he believes that medicines aren't real either

[@elisefaust6113]

"Kids are more successful while a father is present." My dad is in jail for a meth lab in my basement. What he gonna teach me, how to price the deal right?

[@thetone6320]

I’m sorry for you homie

[@BatLB]

How is his meth tho? Is it blue?

[@PoP-vm4pp]

In general, it is true that children do develop better with both parents present, however, with a case like this, I can safely say that your father was not a neccesity or even an advantageous prescence in your life. For what it is worth, I apologize. I cannot relate, but I wish you a good day.

[@jhonatbuckle9363]

They actually are genuinely more successful when 2 parents are present. Sorrry your dad just sucks. So does mine

[@kingbeaner1286]

Its ok bro my dad left me when I was 12 we just gotta surpass our elders

[@dontbesmartalec]

I like how he filmed himself in front of books to clearly put up the front that he's educated, smart, and knows what he's talking about. It's adorable

[@HoboTango]

Those are not books, they're DVDs.

[@HoboTango]

Oh yeah ok, they might be books on second look. There's a definitly a few books, but the first row looks like DVDs.

[@liman42]

@@HoboTango Comic books maybe? Definitely not books on skin care.

[@lin1507]

I had lot's of fun, it's always entertaining to watch dummies do their thing

[@nightfuryaj7125]

@@liman42 no because obviously skin care is a girl thing and therefor it does not exist🙄 /j

[@szabotudor]

There were like 3 seconds where he almost made sense at the beginning, and then it was a very hard fall down.

[@WhoTheFuckTookIkneumonAlready]

What is this damn bot commenting his link everywhere??

[@Leooz3]

@@WhoTheFuckTookIkneumonAlready fr annoying af🤬

[@theyande]

He's a duck ... In a suit

[@stefanfranke5651]

@@WhoTheFuckTookIkneumonAlready It's a good sign that TheDuck's channel is successful, because normaly I see those obnoxious bots only on really big or fast growing channels.

[@werido-eg7ws]

"Women can't handle pain" Who is gonna tell him that if men experience menstrual pain or pregnancy pain, they will actually die? Edit- I actually thought it was like this because one of my friends (bio major) had told me that men could die if they experience labour pain. Thanks to everyone who corrected me :)

[@markwildt5728]

Who told you that? It's frightening just how gullible the average simpleton is.

[@werido-eg7ws]

@@markwildt5728 it's true that if a man experience such pain they will die. Men and women are biologically different. A woman's body can withstand the pain of child birth and period pains but will feel a lot of pain. A man's body can withstand pain but if faced with child birth and period pain, they can possibly die

[@maiaX-X]

@@werido-eg7wslol

[@davidpatterson9221]

Like a good teacher said, I would like you to show your work. Because I'm sure you won't find a single scientific or medical paper to back you. If you do please post it to me cause I'd LOVE to know how they tested that one.

[@allywood-op7xm]

I don’t want to be rude but link?

[@thehibigibi508]

“That’s why girls don’t work out” My mom would, and could, kill you. She runs 5 miles a day and has a six pack.

[@MermaidMakes]

Yeah, one of my childhood friends that I follow on insta is STACKED. She looks like she could beat up most men with her pinky finger...my mom who did body building too in her younger years is in her 60s and she’d STILL be able to give this bozo a broken face.

[@thezombros2607]

Go mom

[@adams8763]

What's her insta?

[@arturosantana1686]

Haha same 😂

[@roxassora2706]

I'm about 190-200 of fat, I'm trying to trim down and get 7-10k steps a day. He's still a chump.

[@Dacept]

Funny how a literal duck is smarter than 99% of actual human beings on the internet

[@TypicalToaast]

Facts 😎

[@spamtongspamton9900]

it’s because the duck has opposable thumbs

[@sweiland75]

You literally do not know what the word literal means.

[@MrCommentGod]

*That is a high level of intelligence*

[@valio8196]

@@sweiland75 it's called 🌠Jokes🌠

[@psychodeath7616]

This man is on a 1850’s level of knowledge. (Clam the fudge down, it’s a joke. Here fugin’ 3542BC intelligence.)

[@wiiblii8584]

@yeah shut

[@gottalivehappy]

Nah. i think we've gotten dumber as time goes on

[@gottalivehappy]

I mean generally we're smarter but a lot of us on the internet are stupid and naive

[@christinekirby1]

No, that's giving him way too much credit

[@NN-cm2mh]

@@christinekirby1 women do NOT have it harder than men in sociaty

[@davidbennett9691]

"Women are not real" but acne certainly is.

[@WilliamMaster1-GD]

Then why is my girlfriend a women?

[@kerriebrand5678]

My favourite line was about women not being able to handle pain! Lets see him try to give birth!

[@joshuatalban493]

Ikr.How does that make sense.Everyone feels pain whether it’s psychological or physical

[@bamaboo8398]

Or bleeding in pain each month

[@lynneufeld3175]

@@bamaboo8398 ikr?

[@vulcan2882]

... well Im sure as being a bottom he's tried to get knocked up hundreds of times ( just simply guessing )

[@MissAkira31]

Yeah!

[@dosenwali361]

"Women aren't real" But... He's talking about children/kids. So where are those come from?

[@Anna-li8dy]

From *******

[@chelzann4904]

Men just lay eggs 😂

[@Anna-li8dy]

@@chelzann4904 ahahhaa😂😂😂

[@bingbong7238]

We have evolved to become seahorses where the male gives birth

[@GirlYouDontKnow-rx3lm]

He thinks they just SPRING OUT OF HOLES IN THE GROUND!😂

[@XXallycat101XX]

Bro is probably the kind of guy who wouldn't let a woman perform life-saving surgery on him and would let himself die.

[@ahzora8017]

I wouldn’t either

[@elliciencias2197]

​@@ahzora8017says the ✨️crypto-bro ✨️ lol

[@ferretsnax]

darn, what a loss

[@sator2766]

​@@ahzora8017u the kind of guy to throw the price of a large house towards a ai generated monkey jpeg, get yo goofy ass outta here

[@lizzymueller3604]

Well... since we aren't real, we obviously can't 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣

[@Kalaphant]

5:10 That 1 line just tried to choose the feelings of almost half the population

[@cristinastan217]

Wait the title says women don’t exist but he talks about them as if they do. This guy doesn’t even have the ducking decency to be consistent in his madness!

[@synitive2915]

yeah he's literally "women arent real, but they have to take care of babies" like what?

[@DreamwithintheHeart]

@@synitive2915 "The "woman" is taking care of the baby." Random passersby," Why is the baby alone in the corner, and why is he talking to a wall?"

[@synitive2915]

@@DreamwithintheHeart where did this newborn baby just come from out of nothing????

[@DreamwithintheHeart]

@@synitive2915 By this dude's logic, they somehow apparate, and theses mystical "women" take care of them. Also I find it interesting that with the title alone, (just the title) he has somehow made it that there is also no straight dudes. Every dude is just gay. It's all in his head. 🤣

[@synitive2915]

@@DreamwithintheHeart yeah this guy's logic is just too dumb

[@P27301]

"wOMen arE THe phYsiCaL MAnIfeStaTion SeNSorY PErCepTiON." Therapist: "How we're you born?

[@insideAdirtyMind]

Therapist: How were you born? he: I was never born...wait I forgot my medication...*swallowing pills* What did we talk about? Therapist: You wanted to tell me something about Physics. he: Oh I just wanted to tell you about the woman I read about: Maria Goeppert-Mayer, she developed the shell model of the atomic nucleus. In 1963, she was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics. Cool, right? Therapist: Never forget to take your pills!

[@pygmalion8952]

were*

[@P27301]

@@pygmalion8952 Were*

[@hotrodmercury3941]

I had a ex that turned into a guy like this. Unfortunately he was a awesome guy before all this toxic shit got to him. It soon became "Women cant do this or do that" To "I should be able to sleep with other women because im a man and our job is to breed" I broke up with him just before that last part became a thing.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

I had an ex adopt this shit, too. Except he really wasn't any better of a person before.

[@hotrodmercury3941]

@@AngryReptileKeeper toxic mindset turning good guys into shit

[@SapienSafari]

what did you do to him?

[@A_Rainworld_Fan.]

​@@SapienSafari Why are you blaming her for his he acted? She didn't raise hi m.

[@dangerzzzone2925]

Bruh, these kind of woman can't be saved. She's the type of her man SAd another woman she would blame the girl. Don't mind her.

[@JosephineArmstrong-l1u]

When I was teen back in the 90's I met a guy at riding camp that couldn't stop talking about how much he hated women. I remember being so baffled.

[@TuffSportss]

Alien 1: "There is no sign of intelligence" Alien 2: "Yeah no shit"

[@matthewjones7935]

When a woman rejects you one too many times, no matter how forcefully you throw yourself at her.

[@c_mendes]

🙌🏻

[@justice1806]

@@c_mendes lmao

[@adhamhazwan231]

@@c_mendes:🙌 Me : lol another one reject him!

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

I was just thinking this

[@PaulBrown-uj5le]

Exactly lol.

[@Crippley]

He was so convincing, had to go check the mirror if I was still real. 😔

[@skeletonkiss1112]

Don't leave me hanging, do you exist or?

[@Crippley]

@@skeletonkiss1112 see that's the problem, idk if I'm a vampire or a woman... couldn't see my reflection! 😭

[@skeletonkiss1112]

@@Crippley I mean you can be both, this guy never said anything about women NOT being vampires 🤔

[@Crippley]

Omgg, you're right. I could be both! 😂😂 hilarious convo

[@skeletonkiss1112]

@@Crippley ikr, the guy in the vid is just...wow

[@lolidva3807]

Well, he came out from his mother, so he shouldn't exist either. Nice one, Einstein 😂

[@Lady_Beehop]

As a woman I'm not even mad or insulted by this it's actually really funny. Bro obviously doesn't know a thing about women. He's just trying to sound smart but fails terribly. Also, his poor mother

[@Miy0k03]

I feel the same

[@Crafty_Breeze]

I'm rolling on the floor because of this. I haven't laughed as hard as this since last year

[@jennyvlogs7160]

I think he's been brainwashed. He's talking like he's from a cult.

[@Lady_Beehop]

@@jennyvlogs7160 Yeah I think you're probably right.

[@RealCraftspirit]

"Mom can I have Andrew Tate?" "We already have Andrew Tate at home" Andrew tate at home :

[@SapienSafari]

With hair

[@anantpatwal3511]

Best one till now

[@dominicbuck7177]

Andrew Taint.

[@MrBet1001]

Andy Tint

[@TheLocal_Annoyance]

Cantdrew paint💀

[@jthorson2455]

His girlfriend totally dumped him 5 mins before he made the vid, and he's trying to convince himself of why she left.

[@andyellis2270]

Bold of u to assume he ever had himself a girlfriend

[@maniacalmurderer4123]

👏😂

[@Eyeknawledg]

Lol 🤣 yep

[@Xx_pwrg_xX]

@@andyellis2270 surprisingly he did

[@peterwingate4296]

LMFAO🤣👏🤣👏🤣

[@Mochi-qj6mt]

This man is the only person I’ve ever seen to seriously say that there is 1 gender😂

[@the_n0mad]

" this guy has a mind of a child" No august. children are smart

[@usefulbobcat]

Children really are underrated

[@snikrdoodls14]

Children just lack information, once they gain it their capability of understanding it can be to a scarily high degree.

[@buttarain27]

@@snikrdoodls14 Very true, I was explaining, FOR THE FIRST TIME, the concept of irregular words/verbs and plural forms of nouns to my 7 year-old, English as a SECOND language student that I tutor and she got it immediately; could even recall and recognize irregular patterns.

[@snikrdoodls14]

@@buttarain27 She's doing better than 20 year old me with learning conjugation of french verbs. Though they do say kids brains are like sponges. The joy you must feel in teaching your students and seeing them grow. I wish her good luck in her studies, and you in your teachings!

[@rainbowmnms4525]

Someone finally gets it!

[@nichobee]

"Why don't women like me...... 💡💡 eureka!! Because they're not real!! Everything makes so much sense now!"

[@Impala-ui8nl]

Basically what he's saying is: "Women don't like me, thus they have the mental capacity of a rock." Also, EVERYONE builds their own reality based on the sensory input they receive. That's literally how brains work?!😂

[@SMCwasTaken]

Well YES but actually NO

[@brialapoint2608]

Perhaps it is because he insults them and belittles them? Not rocket science

[@song_of_the_phoenix2010]

The God part isn't eevn relevant. I am an Atheist, and all he said was excuse after excuse to call women inferior.

[@The_Trident_Master]

They don’t build their own reality; reality is the same for everyone. Everyone builds their own PERCEPTION of reality

[@rebeccastanhope3989]

So - an hallucination gave birth to you?

[@midbeef2902]

when I was younger and I had a hard time getting into relationships due to my shyness and akwardness I used to be similar to this guy and I thank my friends so much for showing me it was me and not women who were the problem. Still no luck yet since im still very shy but im still happy with myself that im not a creepy incel

[@elle4698]

if it makes you feel any better, i'm a girl in your exact situation and i think shy guys are really cute :)

[@snooganslestat2030]

Indeed I'm an introvert & much prefer guys that are also introverted.

[@filippobilzoni5682]

This is the literal definition of "never felt the touch of a woman"

[@KermitTheDermit]

FR

[@kokuhakuqiun4215]

He’s giving me “The Handmaid’s Tale” vibes because in that show, Women aren’t even really a thing. There’s the Wives, Marthas, Handmaids, and then the Unwomen.

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

Close enough

[@samsaraatiger]

And the "Jezebels"

[@Yakkityyak248]

This guy needs to be on a watch list somewhere before he has a nickname. The Slicked Back Strangler or sumthin.

[@tempertantrum6464]

This dude is definitely the guy who thinks he's the ultimate chad, while at age 20 something sounding like a cross between a 6 year old who learned a new big word, and an 11 year old who thinks girls are smelly....

[@Tomatorice04]

I love how he puts the responsibility of the man leaving to the woman. My dad left my mother for another woman. In a relationship, abandoning a family Can be caused by a man or woman. Ppl need to stop attaching a gender to everything

[@michelletuband]

"Women don't exist!" So, neither does his mom? Poor lady.

[@siraan5642]

She probably wishes she didn't exist, considering how her son turned out. XD

[@TheTrueBiggieCheese]

Bros mama probably left the second his dumbass started talking 💀

[@kupkate04]

"Mom, I don't think you're real." "Okay. If I'm not real, then this pain shouldn't be real either." "What?" *SLAP* *KICK* *PUNCH* *PUNCH* *ROUNDHOUSE KICK* *SLAP* *KICK* *STAB* *STAB* *SLAP* *STAB* He was admitted to the hospital an hour later, his face unrecognizable, as he screamed in agony. Confirming once and for all that women are, indeed, real, and so is their ability to prove idiots wrong.

[@b_cl_design5014]

Sure she is soooo proud of her son! (Sarkasm) 😮

[@susangardner6059]

She is probably relieved, fancy having to admit that you gave birth and raised to this utter morron I've never heard such utter drivel in my life

[@frameout2035]

Please, let him believe we ain't real. Do us a service

[@ControversyCupcake]

5:05 “Everything has to be new everything has to be fresh, everything has to be exciting” Please that sounds like a deodorant

[@Bonnie-ml7fi7nk8s]

😂

[@cyrstenh5200]

5:58 reminds me of the Princess bride: "You keep on using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."

[@SweetDefeat2835]

This guy is the embodiment of "grass isn't real" and proceeds to never go outside

[@reachandler3655]

🤫 Shh... don't tell him that every person started out as a female fetus... 😂

[@thisbushnell2012]

IF he accepts that fact( which I doubt), it😊 will🤯.

[@Loveroffood41]

Okay this guy is just making me want to vomit all over him. The thing that gets me is that my dad and my uncle were raised by my grandmother on her own after my grandfather passed away as she was one of the most amazing women I knew.

[@greatone6196]

Nah nah nah, as we now know, women can't raise children lol. This man is insane

[@dumpertron1]

As a person with lesbian moms, I can confirm that I have been raised by my own schizophrenia

[@song_of_the_phoenix2010]

As a woman, I can confirm I can walk through walls. It seems he calls women "not real" because he ignores their existence.

[@Nbrad12]

"Raised by my own schizophrenia" I'm taking that, thank you very much!

[@PotatoCat-ku3lk]

now that's really fucking funny

[@The_Portuguese_Spaniard]

Im sorry you had to go through that

[@davidgerowmusicchannel]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@KyleBruhVloski]

As a girl..this offended me to no limits yet your commentary made me feel better. Thanks bro. Best KZbinr ever.

[@username9175]

Youre a girl? Like anyone would believe that. We all know yous aren't real!

[@Crafty_Breeze]

As a girl, I didn't even get offended I laughed and rolled on the floor at his stupidity

[@禁-n8x]

As a tgirl, this video is hilarious

[@undeadking420]

imagine being offended by that lol

[@AutumnRosemary]

As a girl,I agree with this statement

[@GuitarMan5461]

Police talking to guy's friend: Okay, so what exactly is this guy under right now. Friend: I don't know. He's been mixing paint fumes recently.