The dumbest things kitchen workers have said

[@beerbratscheese1230]

Back when I tended bar in a restaurant, there's was a point where about 75% of the kitchen staff was on work release from jail. These employees even started recruiting cell mates who were available for release and wanted a job.

[@scubeskitchen]

Free recruiting! Love it

[@rythmicjea]

This is why I can't work in a restaurant. The moment I'm asked to come in on my day off my immediate response would be "that sounds like a you program."

[@wingolauchsiknimat]

I don't have a life I have a program

[@Dizz2K7]

How would this be different from any other job? Just say you don't want to work.

[@sgtrock59]

Problem with autocorrect...

[@Veronica.A.]

R.I.P. potatoes!

[@hazelwitherspoon2721]

The broken plate.....many a time at an offsite event, I was tempted.

[@roxcyn]

The f meter 😂.

[@danielhaas9612]

I had a line cook tell me all books were stupid and reading was the biggest waste of time. 30mins later he was looking up some flavor pairings in "The Flavor Bible". He did not like the irony when i pointed it out.

[@_dantheman_8535]

Lmao smartest line cook

[@myspacehead8132]

I swear Mason and kevin are so unhinged they make me laugh so hard!

[@zonked1200]

Come in on your day off so we can do inventory. Nope. I don't think so.

[@7Risen7Phoenix7]

"Check the meter." "What meter?" "The fuck meter. Should be on zero."

[@morriganrenfield8240]

Yeah you can change inventory day or come in yourself, get bent chef

[@faebaejules]

Zero F$&@s always on inventory day 😂

[@sheneanbolts1001]

I'm getting sued.

[@zevsero9170]

“What kind of fish has a shell?” He’s right. Shellfish aren’t fish, so their name is misleading.

[@Glaxel]

Bro literally all the comments as I'm writing are bots, wtf lol. Funny vid tho

[@scubeskitchen]

Ya it's out of control unfortunately

[@petesplacestuff4781]

Did chef really break a plate for that bit or did he drop the plate on a pillow?

[@susannpatton2893]

Chef needs to meet @Veronica

[@Veronica.A.]

I don't even know what that means?!

[@mitchells2003]

​@@Veronica.A.I think the bot is trying to get you a date with Scubes.

[@Veronica.A.]

​​@@mitchells2003Wtf?! Why would a bot try to fix up a date? That's hard to believe! Besides I'm happily married and this is inappropriate! Edit: SK, please remove this bot and the above comment if you can.

[@Veronica.A.]

I have reported this comment from @susanpatton2893 to be removed. I'm a happily married woman. This is highly inappropriate!

[@Veronica.A.]

Wtf! Inappropriate comment.