The Elder Joes V

Joe needs you to defeat 20 mudcrabs and save Skyrim.

[@2guystry485]

Joe: “Hello” Me: .... Joe: “Never should have come here!”

[@deadlybladesmith3093]

*ice spike through his head*

[@HumanAndroid18]

Lmao

[@JoshT4life]

*Draws weapon and shoots fireball

[@scottshaw4975]

Battle music hits

[@K0EN]

LOL

[@psychopompous3207]

I swear this whole thing was filmed JUST for this meme.

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

Joe was in on it the whole time. He got addicted to playing Skyrim and said to his agents "guys this'll be hilarious I promise"

[@cmdrreggit]

I might actually have some respect for the man *if* that was true! xD

[@ravensclaw1339]

@Fletcher Forest ..they just dont care...all this is a distraction.

[@presidentuwu3206]

The FBI is coming for you son

[@Mosstone]

@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty That sort of explains Morrowind too now that I think about it. They needed to explain the setup for Oblivian so that it can explain the setup for Skyrim

[@knightsolaire8567]

I would have died if he said “need something?”

[@pedrokoury1352]

ahjasjasakans me too

[@trbdann2]

Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures. Take a look

[@TheSaboteurLT]

Same

[@markbryant7743]

"I used to be an adventurer like you ..."

[@xChimzz09]

No lolligagin'.

[@xFENRIRLOKISSONx]

Joe: “Do you get to the White House very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.”

[@AsaNoGaijin]

best comment

[@PkAllN00bz]

Quicksaving...

[@GamingPhyco-b6g]

Hahaha 😂😂😂

[@Grinningfartking6969]

Copying top comments on KZbin zero shame

[@aminfarhadi3230]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jordancool4853]

The way he is standing is the most NPC thing I've ever seen

[@Mosstone]

Well without the arm movement he looks like a statue

[@SlackJawJack]

You talking about this clip or irl? 🤔

[@jamier65551]

To be fair its cold asf so I wouldn't be moving much either

[@murdockhancock1660]

@@jamier65551 nice logic bro

[@Professor_Utonium_]

NPC President for NPC citizens

[@floo0o0]

The way he's standing at the edge of the screen like an actual npc I can't

[@floo0o0]

@SEAN PETAIA glad I could, this made my day too lol

[@MattExzy]

Not gonna lie, I seriously thought this was some sort of mod, or animation, until a second viewing...

[@doctormoobbc]

The best part is he's standing perfectly still until fully in view and then it's like his facial animations render in 😂

[@nicolaikstaubo5387]

yes you can

[@BeardyGit89]

Oh you can't? Can you not? Are you DEAD? 🙄

[@jackgoff69]

"I got to thinking. . . maybe I'm the President and I just don't know it yet"

[@ovidiudiumea4012]

underrated

[@Cerbera82]

I lolled. :') marvellous

[@monkeyt1554]

@@ovidiudiumea4012 as fuck

[@pabloescobar4524]

you are. but dont ask biden because he has no fucking clue

[@jd3625]

😂😂

[@Overdoseplus]

this has aged like fine red wine

[@johnathanolson2]

"Come to Washington to discuss the ongoing hostilities. Like the rest of the great warriors?"

[@tomigun6913]

HOSHTHILITHIES

[@chiefcombo3900]

I'm done. This comment literally wrapped up what happened on capital hill

[@whoisheiforgothisname2103]

*Mission complete* _New Mission:_ Bring General Biden or Donald Stormcloak the Jagged Crown.

[@VaultBoiGeralt]

Damn I even read that in the accent

[@jonathanlindsey8864]

"Do you make it to the White house very often? O what am I saying of course you don't."

[@brigeatenex]

The fact that the compass actually reflects the real directions as the camera moves..

[@coalfire3719]

Needs a bit of work to be more accurate but it is a good addition.

[@TaraZaraChara]

You're right! The statue of Lincoln looks East, so you'd be going west walking towards it. 10/10 meme right here

[@joebenzz]

That's dedication.

[@mlgproplayer2915]

True! XD

[@hunterbartley7071]

RIGHT!??

[@jordancool4853]

"Let me guess, someone stole your stimulus check."

[@Saiyijon]

This comment deserves way more thumbs up.

[@dawicked2k8]

Oh shiiieeettt here we go again! 🤣

[@boofe6431]

Hunter used it all for crack and Chinese kids

[@venividi8523]

I use to be an adventurer like you, then I took an aneurysm to the brain.

[@TheRantMaster53]

Amazing **chef kiss**

[@XOPOIIIO]

"Hello" "Bye" "See you. How are you today?" "I've been better"

[@spimpsmacker6422]

The weird part about this is the fact that its filmed in a way that looks like a 3d animation but is real footage.

[@tehboxnoob]

Yeah wtf

[@vrilm6746]

What's it from?

[@codyjohnson7841]

Hell even watching his mouth close after he says hello doesn’t look real!

[@birbopikle6431]

Ngl, took me a solid minute of rewatching this to figure that out.

[@ALL-AMERICANA]

What’s even more weird is how Joe Biden is the President.

[@michaelcollette4605]

“The security at the capital is terrible, shameful is what it is.”

[@jax2728]

What a shame

[@andrewbellahcene2267]

Underrated comment

[@colephelps7816]

Designated survivor season 1 in a nutshell

[@jonathanlindsey8864]

Is that what's wrong with Dc now-a-days?

[@maximilian2843]

Maybe he is the thane of DC, no need to stop him.

[@heavydarkmatter]

Quest Started: You Know The Thing

[@EyefyourGf]

@@TheVerinen2 Well that and the bugs.

[@clementwolf4081]

@@TheVerinen2 mine would be i forgot to remember to forget

[@silver_forest-k5i]

Bring 20 amphetamine doses to old-man Joe

[@clementwolf4081]

@@TheVerinen2 never really one from "one or the other" then again as person that met people .... "all of my friends have off switches"

[@JS-bf9dw]

Bring 10 kids to Joe

[@jonnyram8038]

“We beat Medicare.”

[@KarvenDizarm]

Meridiacare

[@mediumchungus9662]

Finally 😌

[@meechmushrooms]

“Yeah, you beat Medicare - beat it to _death.”_

[@michaelstufflebean5726]

"I think that poor kids can be just as bright as imperial kids"

[@laboskie349]

@Lars Liam Vilhelm And Breton.

[@ajmerthethy6724]

@Lars Liam Vilhelm No. Latins have always been better than Germanics. Only in recent history is it the opposite.

[@Andyatl2002]

Dark Elves and Argonians.

[@IroncladHD]

If by recent you mean for the past 2000 years, then sure.

[@beepboopbeepp]

@@ajmerthethy6724 You just wrote "always" then you write only in recent history lul, that'd mean it wasn't "always" no?

[@turle8645]

Imagine you don't press A and he just kinda stands there awkwardly

[@Mcaark]

You could just listen to him “speak” and if it’s longer than a minute you’ll have at least one instance where you don’t have to imagine.

[@defaultytuser]

I think you meant "press E". Right? .... RIGHT?!

[@borisvdb]

"Have you heard of the high elves?"

[@therealdontclickme]

Plot twist: He’s actually stuck up there because of the stairs.

[@BAYDROID]

He didn't press A in the video. The NPC react automatically near you.

[@jin-yoshida]

Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as Nord kids.

[@seronymus]

If you don't vote for me, you ain't Redguard.

[@workerofthemonth]

Lol

[@alejandroferrales8853]

LAmo lol 😂

[@jerryblue017]

That's funny because Nord in lore are actually quite stupid, when taken in majority. Since they shun magic and intellectuals. Should be Imperial, as that's the closest one in context.

[@adamyooz]

@@jerryblue017 It’s almost impossible to parallel TES races with real ones because TES races come more from specific cultural parallels. Imperials being Romans, Nords being Vikings, Redguards being North African samurai etc.

[@jlee479]

Everything is perfect but seriously the best thing about this is the camera movement. Just makes it work so well.

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

It is such an odd decision to have the audience walked in POV. Like Why? Why with a capital "W" Why?

[@ToxicGamez]

Without the effects this just seems like such an awkward way to film this

[@ForageGardener]

Its cgi

[@Barney0815]

Awkward Man= awkward election= awkward Film you will get more soon

[@benson5798]

Didn't think I'd see you here Krucial!

[@flamethrower1273]

This was the official video.

[@toootdooot710]

@@flamethrower1273 it’s all the truth

[@diabetesman4030]

“If you don’t vote for me you ain’t a dark elf”

[@TheRedRaven_]

Another underrated comment 😂

[@AMM278]

@thelegittj everyone shits on dark elves

[@jakethegoodguy1975]

Damned Grey-Skins

[@SergiuM42]

LMAO

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

... ain't a Dark elf, orc, high elf, argonian or khajiit.

[@duquedecaxias9266]

“I’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of... You know, the thing.”

[@propheon9789]

Mead... or is it meat? Anyway you know ... the thing.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear zaros

[@th3voyag3r33]

@@AxxLAfriku what

[@lebens3585]

@@th3voyag3r33 it's a bot

[@drpavel_]

baby blood

[@sergeantsapient]

I got to say there's actually quite a bit of detail to this. The Lincoln monument actually does face East so the compass pointing West as you approach is actually a nice touch.

[@HalfdanMCMX]

such essential info

[@aridrosenthal]

You made the creator's day by noticing

[@tyu3456]

Art

[@Temp3st60]

The way he's standing still there in the dark and gradually gets brighter as the camera gets closer is 100% accurate

[@ScyllaWyrm]

The Elderly Scrolls.

[@spaghettios8056]

🔥

[@TM-lf6os]

Nice

[@BillyBobBeauBenson]

You are now my captain and I will die for you.

[@joeru-ej7ic]

I low-key did a fart reading this

[@somewhitman4040]

Lmfao The Elder Scrolls: Byrim.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

"If you don't vote for me, you ain't a redguard."

[@siegfried2k4]

Redguard lives matter

[@neonz2712]

I'm disappointed by the lack of comments having to do with "curved swords."

[@bartholomew8042]

This deserves infinite likes

[@albogypsy2842]

c'mon man!

[@venusrasvanahka3498]

did he really say that?

[@Marconius6]

The fact his name is just "Joe" makes it so much better...

[@GabeLM1122]

Joe is bugged for me, he keeps saying "Cmon man" instead of giving out the quest information smh

[@tommytheotaku828]

Fam they updated the patch in jan, THAT I'S THE QUEST now

[@warframehunter7298]

All these comments are hilarious, why do some people gotta get offended and start fights in the replies tho, it's just fun.

[@Shack-lion]

That’s not a bug... that’s a feature xD

[@linyenchin6773]

That is the quest info; "come on man" means "turn around and pretend I am not here, so I can sniff your hair."

[@Mosstone]

Try spawning in a second Jarl Biden

[@rquinain]

The fact that the compass is geographically accurate... *chef kiss*

[@rhebbhulett]

Holy shit, just checked.

[@YumYum820]

😆

[@sloshed-rat]

What was the symbolism of Lincoln facing East?

[@silentblackhole]

@@sloshed-rat that’s an interesting question. I’d love to know why as well. Obviously an intentional fact.

[@sloshed-rat]

@Tim My only logical reasoning so far for his placement is because we wouldn't want Lincoln to be remembered as a president who was only on "one side" of the civil war. He tried his best to keep the union together, not to tear it apart.

[@ag806]

When you decline the mission he has to say "come on man!"

[@Squeeble00]

"Now look here, fat"

[@tmcttf8087]

😂

[@RabidLeech.]

“I got trinkets, odds and ends, thar sort of thing.”

[@marcotroiano6426]

"Listen, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Ulfric, then you ain't Redguard." -- Jarl Biden

[@whosthetank777]

Under rated

[@thedr.marioofslanginthoser4171]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Guerrillablackdog]

LMAO

[@fearlv1rattata]

Way underrated

[@jonjonboi3701]

Lol

[@mattwstewart205]

“If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t Dunmer”

[@catarro8045]

I have to ask you to stop, those shouting are making Wokes nervous.

[@K.Dilkington]

Redguard

[@splitter9525]

lmaooooooo I can't stop laughing at this

[@johnyjoe2k492]

You meant Redguard, but E for effort.

[@YumYum820]

😆

[@Cesar-zd3jp]

The way Joe Biden says "hello" sounds even better than that of the Skyrim NPCs

[@jameswebb4171]

So why I’m hearing is that we should petition to have Biden voice NPC’s in elder scrolls 6?

[@ditchfood8047]

He'll be the jester deadric prince. The weird one that sniffs your hair and such

[@zeriel9148]

@@ditchfood8047 He'd actually be a great voice actor for Sheogoroth

[@brandomsoft5668]

He says 'hello' like he's simultaneously holding back from vomiting.

[@doctorlechita1865]

He's actually a npc

[@al.ban4085]

The older scrolls

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

Poor kids are just as smart as Nord kids.

[@piggynatorcool668]

feel like imperials would be better than nords

[@kobi7955]

@@piggynatorcool668 Imperials are far more sensible to the other races than the Nords Edit: Also it makes sense when you take the the Grey Quarter into consideration

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

@@kobi7955 u re mom

[@kobi7955]

@Bob Larson Have you played the other games and actually read through the what the Empire wants and is going to do when Skyrim is united or have you only played Skyrim and took everything at face value?

[@covfefe-kr9jn]

@Bob Larson heck yeah brother

[@CallmeCram]

Need something?

[@Kiwi_In_Japan]

Have you tried mercenary work? Might suit ya.

[@Laga98]

Must've been the wind...

[@some.randomdudeonYT]

Joe has wares if you have coin

[@coolobruh]

“Yes?”

[@robertodinizjr1]

Kids maybe

[@gustoonz]

Oh man, s-tier meme.

[@co3476]

Yo

[@NullReserve]

Would expect to see Gus here

[@AxlPatrol]

Gus I haven't seen you in the comments section since you stumbled on my slam poem.

[@arodring8441]

My boy my son please let me just explain

[@alexjoffe8361]

If gus approves, so do I!

[@mycodenameism4331]

Quest: remind him where he is and that his wife is getting worried

[@sylviethetg7598]

"You ain't redguard if you have trouble deciding between Ulfric and me"

[@ancientdusman]

Underrated comment of the year but I'd go with 'Orc' tho.

[@danielpearson5852]

Cease

[@Nope-ik8wv]

@@ancientdusman that’s kinda fucked bro

[@nuclearpugg]

"You cannot go to a tavern or a market stall unless you have a slight Redquard accent. I'm not joking."

[@masonarmand8988]

@@Nope-ik8wv its how he copes with nords gettin curbstomped by redguards

[@djtforever1414]

This looks like the menu on a DVD when you want to watch the bonus features.

[@anthonymanuel55000]

It definitely does

[@Charles_Anthony]

This would be the menu on the DVD called "How I dealt with Corn Pop"

[@anthonymanuel55000]

@@Charles_Anthony or “dementia for dummies”

[@JonatasMonte]

Oh man the flashbacks. Star Wars had it even for the movie itself.

[@MM-ju4yu]

@@anthonymanuel55000 Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

[@Electrifying316HBK]

"I used to be adventurer like you. Then I took the... You know the thing."

[@warframehunter7298]

A cornpop to the knee.

[@drprofessor1414]

A vaccine to the knee

[@MagicPork]

Cornpop was a bad knee

[@cckiller0053]

"I- i- i- i- i- i- if- if- if- if- if- if- if we- if we fall for- a bunch of- okie doke-"

[@Phoenix-cg3hq]

@@cckiller0053 are u seriously making fun of a speech impediment rn

[@dawson8364]

These memes are quickly turning into works of art.

[@largerock]

Skyrim mods are getting out of hand these days

[@smashypeople]

@Hannibal Barca y'all know it's the inauguration right?

[@supremturtle4491]

@@smashypeople I hate to be the one doing this, but since I’m here early so r/whoosh

[@smashypeople]

@@supremturtle4491 you are mistaken

[@juliaverhoffer9965]

2000th like

[@michaelbilotta1567]

@@supremturtle4491 I think you misunderstood, actually.

[@LordVader89]

Joe: Redguard kids are just as bright and just as talented as Nord kids

[@DiscoDragonFTW]

You spelled poor wrong

[@Darren_117]

I love this.

[@bre_me]

I'm dEAD

[@ladistar]

Holy shit hahahahaha awesome

[@mauriciomorais7818]

Based and Redpilled.

[@dialectiks]

I thought of every kind of goofy stupid thing he could say, but the "hello" just nailed it

[@ytisgood7327]

Hahahahaha

[@dude8273]

hello there

[@MrSoles]

"Hello." *ROLL CREDITS*

[@aligoodarzi7262]

New words of power learned : Come on man

[@thundergod6503]

Lmao

[@TheRedThirst]

“All me are created…. You know the thing”

[@doomsday5286]

New words of power learned: Don't come.

[@pizzaslice3891]

New words of power learned: I’m gonna come

[@pepperjackgayming6824]

Tome of Malarkey Detection added

[@NuM3R1K]

I remember seeing this live and how the camera moved to him instead of the other way around gave it a weird feeling like a cut scene in a game. Guess I wasn't alone.

[@danielpedraza6455]

Where?

[@mahmud7645]

@@danielpedraza6455 Washington D.C., USA

[@FiggFig]

Need to get this comment a little higher.

[@rivanianx]

"If you have a problem figuring out if you're for me or Jarl Trump, then you ain't a Redguard."

[@guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220]

"the stormcloaks are just an idea"

[@teaveins1466]

@@guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220 The stormcloaks are more akin to a right wing militia than they are antifa

[@coments101]

@@teaveins1466 Both are fucking garbage so what does it matter?

[@AaronF2112]

@@teaveins1466 stormcloaks are definitely BLM

[@teaveins1466]

@@AaronF2112 Last I checked BLM didn't try and storm the heart of democracy. (And for the record I think the BLM protests conduct was out of line in many cases)

[@bwijdieks8864]

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

[@Annatar.Sauron]

I just played Skyrim for the first time, and I can’t count the number of times I heard that line.

[@stevebarrett3622]

“Whats the matter smoothskin, never seen a Ghoul before?”

[@panossf8330]

To be honest,this could work just as well,as a fallout meme 😂

[@GonnaGetYouBoi]

If someone made a compilation Joe Biden as a fallout 3 ghoul.. Holy shit.

[@Bing35P]

jesus christ lol

[@TheRealFacemanguy]

Goddamn haha

[@stevenobrien7686]

Yo fr best comment.

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

I can't fucking imagine why they filmed it like this

[@santicheeks1106]

I know I thought it was a 3d animation at first

[@johnjackson9767]

For this meme to be born.

[@foreverknight66]

It's all a show for them now, pretty him up and hope they can make it four years.

[@nuclearpugg]

@@bishounenbrat8171 Can't wait till Biden's brain goes dark. I will laugh and laugh until I cry.

[@bishounenbrat8171]

@@nuclearpugg Its already dark. If you think he's in the one in control than idk what to tell you.

[@calvincoolidgesimp4380]

“Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as Nord kids”

[@ninjaturtle4123]

@Char Aznable racist stormcloke

[@DemonOfEndor]

"All my children are married to Thalmor"

[@ChiefQueef_]

*redguard

[@panzercat2366]

Redguard kids

[@jonjonboi3701]

@@panzercat2366 Redguard Lives Matter. Lol

[@That_lore_guy]

I just can’t get over the fact that was a real thing they did like it was legit like a Skyrim interaction

[@astrobiojoe7283]

"Let me guess, someone stole your mail-in ballot"

[@Vyrtus_]

Rotfl!

[@happy-vf9tp]

Not me but my Grandparents

[@TwinkieStorrOfficial]

This is the one 🤣

[@HPmcDoogle]

Holy fuck hahah

[@crypt0sFX]

Actually my civil war granpappy and his mates voted for this guy for some reason

[@AxlPatrol]

Never should have come here

[@theprimecompany6221]

(unsheathes ancient bible)

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

*should of

[@crashpal]

"Stop lawbreaker!"

[@Chrassi]

@@SneedFeedAndSeed *should‘ve / the ones who say ‘should of‘ instead, need to get their grammar fixed.

[@santicheeks1106]

I dont know you and I dont care to know you

[@brichess8227]

Do you get to the Capitol very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

[@Justalilsilly]

Not now that's for sure.

[@pedrokim107]

After some recent events, if some people return there the guards will be like: "Wait I know you"

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

@@pedrokim107 "You're making a mistake"

[@pedrokim107]

@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation "The only mistake was you showing your face. You've committed crimes against the USA and her people, and it's time to face the Constitution justice."

[@SolidMublo]

"I'll have you know that there's now pu$$$$yyYYYY"

[@OneFourtySevenAM]

That's the first meme in a while that legitimately brought me a laugh.

[@clarence_claymore.]

I just imagine the quest he gives you , is to retrieve hunter’s laptop

[@getsaucedon9313]

he is the quest marker.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@CruelWorldVids1]

Another damn fetch quest...figures...

[@nolan6320]

Underrated comment

[@TheRedRaven_]

Holy shit it’s 3am here and I just laughed hard as f, woke up my roommate for sure lmfao 😂

[@L7Mcmacdaddy]

Me: "The perfect meme doesn't exist" Joevahkin: "... hello"

[@miketacos9034]

Joevahkiin lmaoooooo

[@boatman783]

joevahkin has me rolling

[@samg7430]

New Shout: Ma... LAR KEY!

[@worldscar6422]

Underrated comment.

[@Vidzette]

Lmao

[@the_indicted]

"If you don't vote me, you ain't no redguard." -Joe Jarl of Biden.

[@the_indicted]

"Imperial kids are as smart as red guard kids". -Joe Jarl of Biden

[@christopherhendren117]

Hilarious.

[@90skidcultist]

*Nord kids

[@thepowerlies]

@@90skidcultist Nords aren't very prosperous in Skyrim timeline

[@thefisherman0074]

@@90skidcultist somebody ain't familiar with the elder scrolls lore

[@CJs_Coop]

There aren't words to express the beauty of this meme

[@miketacos9034]

“I need help with a certain Redguard bandit in the area, name of CornPop.”

[@mTOXiicg]

Quest added: Go to the pool and find CornPop

[@macklinbutcher3145]

@@mTOXiicg Be careful traveller. He's a bad dude. He rubs my hairy legs.

[@Charles_Anthony]

"He runs a bunch of bad boys."

[@ummche14]

this is top tier comment

[@wendellnovais]

Great question,I'll circle back.

[@sibeisun5272]

2 years later, I can't get past how perfect this is. The drummers naturally look like NPCs, and the drumming sound abruptly cuts off when entering just like video game sound design. The dim lighting on the stone architecture looks like an actual elder scrolls location. And, Biden just being Biden.

[@shortstuff780]

Gotta love Biden. Regardless if you like his politics or not he's always funny to watch. Unlike his predecessor trump, after 5 min you want to drink bleach

[@daytripperarrabal]

Being the absolute NPC he is

[@coops1992]

Damn, and Joe will still win again xD

[@shortstuff780]

@@daytripperarrabal rather an NPC then a racist moron

[@shortstuff780]

@@coops1992 unfortunately he's running again, haha he should let someone else take over for ya know, being honorable or respectful, but ego is ego

[@sockpapertowel4157]

“Here is your quest. You have limited time, so you uh- better- uh, get to the- th- the thing, you know. The thing”

[@matthewphillips1890]

What is the thing

[@warframehunter7298]

The legend of the.......uh.......cornpop.

[@godslayerhighkage1799]

🤣

[@rocketman8476]

Funny how conservatives forget how “well spoken” Trump was. With words like Bigly and covfefe, take this quote for example Aug ‘17 white nationalist rally-Charlottesville,VA “Well I do think there’s blame-yes, there’s blame on both sides. You look at-you look at both sides. I think there’s blame on both sides.”

[@sockpapertowel4157]

@@rocketman8476 1. That was Twitter. And that’s just normal speech. Sometimes people run circles when they have nothing to say next. Biden literally forgets what he says 24/7

[@lyricalcereal420]

“America is a nation that can be defined by a single word, afootiphisapitufoomphita”

[@FeyTheBin]

Skyrim mods are getting out of hand.

[@Riley_Mundt]

Wonder what ENB he's using...

[@dimitriosgladio059]

Now there are two of them

[@90skidcultist]

He`s a terrible companion, DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE MOD! All he does is block doors and has a carry max weight of 10IBs. He barely even has any health at all, and has ZERO stamina and magicka. His lips don`t even sync with his words! Do not even get me started on his in-game rambling...

[@rufusth3r3d46]

Dude's just mad tRump lost, so he's gotta make shitt y memes to make himself feel better....🤦🏻‍♂️ pathetic

[@soundred1254]

@@rufusth3r3d46 take a joke

[@XJBXFK]

"wait... i know you" **checks notebook** "you are... the... th- the thing you know"

[@joenut019]

"Stop right there cornpop"

[@nobodyatall9455]

Cmon maaaan

[@timothybrandriff6499]

Won in a landslide. Take it.

[@nobodyatall9455]

@@timothybrandriff6499 a landslide of fraudulent votes lmfao

[@Discokrieg]

LOL I'M DYING

[@watchALLthethings]

"The kids would run their hands up and down the arrow in my knee."

[@epiccarrot88]

Underrated comment

[@El_Rey_De_Los_Payasos27]

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life

[@Arthog627]

Hahaha this is perfect

[@banjobear3867]

And I learned a lot about roaches

[@HonkHonkler]

The fact that’s he’s standing there perfectly like an NPC you get a quest from 😂

[@oldflowers1342]

You're not fooling anyone btw.

[@HonkHonkler]

@@oldflowers1342 Huh?

[@oldflowers1342]

@@HonkHonkler Don't play dumb. Honk Honkler? The clown world Pepe? Give me a fucking break.

[@oldflowers1342]

@@HonkHonkler Don't play dumb. "Honk Honkler," the clown world Pepe. Give me a break. Follow your leader.

[@oldflowers1342]

@@HonkHonkler Follow your leader.

[@eatthatass9727]

Notice how the compass says north, Lincoln's statue is actually facing east. What a detail

[@justfrankjustdank2538]

did they face it east for a reason

[@youdontsay193]

@@justfrankjustdank2538 yes, in order to make this video

[@alx2900]

Idk I think that was accidentall.

[@itszilo7436]

Tell me your a patriot without telling me your a patriot

[@evanm6739]

This was a government paid and made meme

[@Vddrice]

“Throw some daggers in a rain barrel, get em all rusty. The thieves guild were some bad dudes”

[@C3NT124LxT1M3]

cornpop is in the ratways

[@hektorlitch4993]

Classic hahaha

[@fireice8828]

Here's the sum we agreed upon. I trust that you will make Joe Biden pay for calling me Ester. Return to me with proof of the deed. If you run afoul of the law, I will pay your bounty. --Corn Pop

[@MadTrump]

throw all 1500 iron daggers i made for smithing skill

[@ErikNiceBoy]

"Another lobbyist here to lick my politicians boots. Good job."

[@roberts6865]

most of the time its the politicians licking lobyist boots

[@XEZ616]

Too bad they're gone.

[@cameronroy2129]

Hey to be fair the jarl of Whiterun is actually a really good guy

[@jonathanlindsey8864]

@@cameronroy2129 only reason I go empire every time, if he joined the storm cloaks I would not care one way or the other.

[@cameronroy2129]

@@jonathanlindsey8864 I go because the stormcloaks are being used by the Elves and because the Empire is just better. Either way the Elves aren't expecting a dragonborn and it feels like if he chose the Empire they have a chance yet if he would choose the stormcloaks it ruins everything by making a new conflict and weakened Imperials. There's tons of reasons even if you wanna argue Ulfric didn't fight fairly its like if you had a duel and just turned into a werewolf which wouldn't seem very fair on top of basically amushing the high king so he wouldn't have any time to prepare for combat or understand the situation. Basically the Elves plan is working great if the stormcloaks win and it becomes obvious they were being played and were making things so much worse. But also the fact that they give that crazy talos worshiper a temple if the stormcloaks take over and mess with the Jarl and his kids which is just messed up. The fact he had a dark elf assistant seems proof enough he was never gonna get along with the stormcloaks.

[@ShadyzOfficial]

Most expensive "Hello" over the last 4 years.

[@juliantheapostate3779]

"By the Nine, uh, you, know, the Nine things." - Emperor Biden

[@aaronjones7093]

@Samuel Santoro it is funny keep your opinions to your self

[@FBI-ht4wy]

We all know he's not an emperor. Just a muppet

[@aaronjones7093]

@@FBI-ht4wy put him in the animus his ancestor is ceaser

[@plmokm33]

@Samuel Santoro it's pretty funny

[@alexjohnston2701]

Haha 😄

[@Bandstand]

Incredible edit. Compliments to the chef 👌🏻

[@anthonymanuel55000]

You mean the sniffer in chief?

[@user-rm8qh7jd2q]

Belissimo 🤏

[@Lafreshidon]

@@anthonymanuel55000 I might be mistaken, but I think op's comment was a reference to a quote from the Dark Brotherhood quest where you pose as the Gourmet and poison the Emperor's body double.

[@SoppyToe]

Grandayy made it

[@babbisp1]

@@SoppyToe no he didnt. Send link to prove me wrong.

[@devinmccanna645]

thanks youtube for clarifying that he’s president of the US and not jarl of solitude

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

Nearly had me fooled. I bet the Russians are behind this!

[@bassglaze3275]

“Poor kids can be just as bright and just as talented as white kids!”

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

@@bassglaze3275 he seriously thinks white people can't be poor lmao Then turns around with surprised pikachu face when poor whites vote for Trump

[@andresito5205]

Obviously you haven’t completed the real ending of Skyrim. In the end Joe Biden does become the Jarl of Solitude and eventually high king of Skyrim. But only if you side with the Democratic Party of the United States of America during the civil war. It’s a well hidden part of the game but the best way to play in my opinion.

[@Longshanks1690]

@@directrulefromgamerchair3947 Except for the 2020 election where Trump increased his vote share of every demographic except white men. 🧐🧐🧐

[@bokusatsutenshi207]

*non-essential NPC

[@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin]

Joe just radiates "Bethesda"

[@Nostalgia_Addict]

His character is certainly buggy and his speech glitches all the time 😂

[@_NightSaber_]

@Hannibal Barca Shut up

[@whitworth5s248]

@Hannibal Barca America: "A- A fair and open election!? With 120% voter turnout!? In the dead of night!? Localized entirely in just a handful of precincts!?" DNC: "Yes!" America: "May I see it?" DNC: "....No."

[@Originalcopy20]

'Radiates' perfect use of the word

[@matthew8153]

@Heiliger Katholik It’s called a bot. Bethesda are masters at making them.

[@FupaDoncic]

“Elven Joe is just a puppet for the Thalmor” - Stormcloaks

[@Cresset]

@@kylebos6442 I think that line is based on the stormcloaks' claim that general Tullius is a puppet of the Thalmor. Ulfric isn't a puppet since he isn't actually manipulated, the thalmor just like the instability he causes.

[@FupaDoncic]

@@kylebos6442 it’s a Beijing Joe joke like a proudboy/qanon

[@kylebos6442]

@@FupaDoncic oh my b. Im kinda dumb i but now i get it

[@FupaDoncic]

@@kylebos6442 you good bro misunderstanding

[@AverageBrethren]

@@Cresset so joe biden is an asset of china.

[@808hi9]

Me: says hello back Joe: must’ve been the wind

[@theradicalaxe553]

Must've been my imagination

[@user-wk2gi5cp9y]

Not sure if he has Destruction 100 or the player has Stealth 100

[@xenoskeptical1998]

His "Bomb Syria" quest is bugged. He'll only give you 1,400 gold instead of 2,000 and forces you to wait for it.

[@thecomedian5933]

"The Daedric arent bad, they just have a different culture."

[@tomato2517]

@@thecomedian5933 Fuckin Gold

[@firstnamelastname3681]

Best comment ever!!!!

[@H33t3Speaks]

💀💀💀 😤😤😂

[@xxTheAymepro2001xx]

@@thecomedian5933 you're actually funny

[@DeeRuss]

No watermark no ads no intro this is a masterpiece

[@isko1032]

"You're not supposed to be in here."

[@ladyselin35]

So are you

[@danat4914]

That's it, I'm calling National Guards!

[@red-pm5qg]

Joe just chills in the Lincoln memorial? 😂

[@ij1376]

"The security at Capital Hill is rubbish, shameful is what it is."

[@ZakiZamil-xu2nj]

So If joe biden is on the imperial side so does that mean donald trump is on the stormcloaks

[@Nobody-zn3yv]

@@ZakiZamil-xu2nj yes because the stormcloaks literally want all elves out of their homeland and are racist towards them :P

[@Onomisan]

@@Nobody-zn3yv I think you might have missed the word 'illegal'. I meant that Donald Trump do not want illegal immigrants to come in, but I understand that the dark elves weren't illegal, so you can't really associate the two together.

[@Nobody-zn3yv]

@@Onomisan oh yeah forgot to mention the kahjit which some come to skyrim to sell moon sugar and skooma which are basically drugs. For that the stormcloaks dont trust kahjit and wont let them in their cities, and also racist towards them. Thats another reason why trump is with the stormcloaks.

[@Onomisan]

@@Nobody-zn3yv Wow I like how you replied to me, but completely eluded my comment. Thumbs up mate.

[@berbobloo]

"The situation in Kvatch is not, generally speaking, unruly. But some fires have been started"

[@AfterDark00001]

This comment is pure gold. Here Gold:400

[@matthewgriffin9344]

That above me is truly underrated.

[@t8r507]

I think Kvatch need a hero

[@Mosstone]

@@AfterDark00001 Oh you've returned. Alive in fact. You see, I can't officially compensate you .. but I can officially authorize you to purchase a sizeable homestead by the lake the collective owners of which all died of rockjoint. Speak to my house leader if you can afford it.

[@AfterDark00001]

@@Mosstone"Sorry I can't afford it right now" (goodbye)

[@12345678900987659101]

"I don't want my kids growing up in an Argonian jungle."

[@stevengodoy6896]

Marsh Land*** They were there first.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

YES HAHA

[@Time_Limit]

@Hannibal Barca Bro, he was against desegregation. There is no *lying* about that

[@Colt1911Novice]

@Hannibal Barca 103 comments on this video dude, sheesh get a life you wacko.

[@NemesisX94]

Leftists don't want to acknowledge all the crazy shit he's said.

[@captainmorgan2307]

I used to be an adventurer like you then I got dementia.

[@Zeltik]

this is a perfect video

[@ewfurry6499]

k

[@hewhositsuponfroggychair5722]

yay zeltik

[@ninjagamer1359]

Wait Zeltik replying to a Skyrim video? This is illegal

[@nuclearpugg]

Perfect vodyo

[@faceripper77]

Weve peaked as a species

[@SirTerribad]

"Let me guess, someone stole your Constitutional rights."

[@bannerthelord]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@dr1339]

Bhahaahahaha man killer comment ^^

[@FlaminBurrito101]

Noice

[@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132]

@Char Aznable “im gonna take your bows and high capacity quivers away” - high king biden

[@ImliterallyaMF]

@Char Aznable gee wilikers bro

[@josephpaulson9495]

I genuinely was questioning whether this was CGI or not before the cameraman walked into the memorial. And the way that Joe was conveniently standing right in the open, but still just out of the way to not be obstructing anything like every quest giver in every RPG is just too perfect.

[@Moose808]

This 20 second clip is atmospheric AF

[@mehdisol7094]

the guy who did this is a genius.

[@doonspriggan9616]

This is honestly one of, if not the most perfect applications of the npc elder scrolls meme ever. A masterpiece!

[@balcsi32]

I love that even the compass is pointing in the right direction

[@Ben-vs7bq]

he didnt fall getting on air force 1, he glitched through the stairs

[@JonatasAdoM]

He clipped through them but the game teleported him back.

[@zachm9202]

Should've rode his horse.

[@bullettime8760]

"It just works" *chef's kiss* thanks Todd

[@ialsosupportsparlodad5346]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoDTemt8fMqMbKc

[@kafkasja]

Joe: "i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee"

[@Oberon117]

Not many memes make me laugh out loud, but this sure did. That "hello..." is perfect.