The Fakest Reality Show I've Ever Seen

[@samdihm4884]

Chris James is back babbbbbyyy

[@someguy1865]

He never trupy left us💪

[@chaseendless7778]

Hey can u stop yapping so much and get to the point?

[@Deutchhander]

@@chaseendless7778Schizo moment

[@chaseendless7778]

@@Deutchhander go watch ur videos sheep boy

[@Deutchhander]

@@chaseendless7778 I have videos?

[@Abgilosby]

Bernice gets assaulted with a deadly weapon and the driver commits felony hit and run, and her boss watches it happen, and it's all filmed by a cable tv crew, and she can't get worker's comp out of it? Damn, this might be as real as it gets.

[@Jenn_Lucky]

Workers comp was the first thing that popped in my mind too lol

[@frankf684]

She’s not hurt and not dead,doubt it would be a felony

[@MagicCookieGaming]

@@frankf684 she is hurt, it'd probably be Criminal Vehicular Assault and since it resulted in bodily harm it'd probably be a felony charge.

[@I_am_a_cat_]

​​​​@@MagicCookieGaming No she isn't. This entire show IS FICTION. ARE YOU DUMB??? Literally nothing in this show is real. Not a single interaction is unscripted. Use your fkin brain. I know you only have two braincells, but just because something is on TV, that doesn't mean it's real. Especially "TruTV"

[@I_am_a_cat_]

​@MagicCookieGaming How delusional are you, to think that was real lmao? Do you not have any braincells? Look at how many cuts there were. Why did they have a camera out there just waiting for her to fall? It's really pathetic that you think a show with 30 writers on staff is in any way real lmao

[@punkrckr6889]

"HOSPITALS ARE FOR RICH PEOPLE. AND MY OBAMACARE AIN'T KICKED IN YET" has got to be one of my top favorite lines from any piece of media I've ever seen

[@wingerding]

Lol she's gonna be in for a surprise.

[@shy8291]

florida

[@JaceDeanLove]

@@wingerdingwhat why

[@xavierculby]

​@@JaceDeanLove he doesn't know what he's talking about

[@Zanelander]

I wonder if that ObamaCare will ever kick in 😂😂

[@mimoo-69]

Bernice would've soloed Thanos but she didnt want to take time off of work.

[@tyreecekennerson8009]

She’s my favorite

[@abdullahmalik7217]

You do know that it wasn't capt marvel who destroyed thanos's ships but Bernice cuz the fleet had to be repo'd but she decided it would be easier to destroy it and then bring it back

[@MuaythaiPGM]

Facts

[@TheKpa11]

Considering the activism going on within Disney Bernice would look like their ideal hero

[@creed8712]

@@TheKpa11I’d uniorincially take her over she hulk because at least this normal black lady just bodying like the Wrecking crew or something would be way funnier from the conceite alone than anything in she hulk

[@Ace-Angel-Ace]

Bernice is the realist thing about this show, my childhood father met her at the Dolphins stadium back in like 2010. He called out to her to say hi, but she just looked at him with a straight face (of course with the shades on). So he hit her with that "Come on Bernice don't do me like that, let me get a photo" She responded with "pfft okay"

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

The realest response from her 😂

[@josephvillanueva4497]

"Childhood father"

[@Rickgonz47]

@@josephvillanueva4497one for every stage of life lol

[@Nateguy632]

@@josephvillanueva4497Yeah what the fuck does that even mean?😭

[@elijahishere]

...her real name isn't Bernice LOL

[@shookjin1149]

you NEED to watch the episode where Bernice falls from a parking garage and defies death, literally the best south beach tow episode

[@JacksGameShack]

Good news! 18:42

[@shookjin1149]

@@JacksGameShack oh shit my bad I didn’t finish the video LMAOO

[@notamberp]

this is why we finish videos before commenting 🥰

[@SamBoyGer]

@@notamberp😂😂😂😂

[@seanbaileycski9637]

Either that one or where she flips the mini coop!

[@dedgrips]

dave screaming “WHATDIDYOUDOTOBERNICE” kills me every time like why does he sound so genuine

[@doomsday24]

My man had bills to pay yo

[@corbinbrier0]

I love the added Micheal Myers music for Bernice. That clip always has me in tears but that leveled it up for me.

[@bxnvrr763]

I was cry laughing during that entire clip

[@anoticingsenpai7044]

I swear Bernice getting knocked out of that parking structure is one of the most iconic moments in reality TV.

[@Fighttilltheend0136]

Yup

[@TheSauceYouGetLostin]

While this may SEEM scripted, you gotta remember; This is filmed in Florida.

[@doctorb.5893]

my uncles and cousin ran repo, there were cases that they wouldn't let me go on because the danger of being shot.. in Washington

[@southparkfirefly]

Oh come on, you can tell it's scripted lol

[@RakdosMC]

​@@southparkfireflyso theres this wild concept....called a joke.... Bear with me...

[@jaythomas468]

I DON’T KNOWWWW This seems like a PRETTY ACCURATE representation of everyday occurrences in Florida.

[@JoseOrtiz-go8nj]

I was just about to comment this I live in Florida the people out here use the law as a suggestion 😅

[@jakemitchell1132]

Bernice falls to her death, is assumed dead, and then just comes back like a super soldier to finish the job 😂

[@jamesniagu274]

Bernice and Rey Mysterio the only two super humans that get thrown off a building and evanescence themselves.

[@jasonbrunault7902]

I bet this is how it went. GOD: Bernice fell off a building?. No I dont want her here Satan u have her Satan: hell no u keep her God: no u have her Satan: nah u know what. Earth can keep her

[@Zrs3820]

Don't forget the one fliped that mino yellow car upside down like the incredible Hulk 💀

[@77mpickett]

That show is absolutely ridiculous. I never seen this episode but I guessed exactly how Bernice was gonna do to save him..

[@P0YSiN]

that man screaming "what did you do to Bernice?!?!?!" deserves an oscar

[@Lizzypoohxo]

It was so hilarious!

[@Jinx-512]

18:21

[@SmartStart24]

“The Office” level acting lmao

[@EinsatzfahrtenOesterreich]

@@SmartStart24 fire alarm vibes

[@joshneumann7364]

That’s Dave put some respect on his name

[@Sci-Mon1]

Fun fact: the lady who plays Bernice is actually a school teacher and would take on the roll of Bernice during the summer to make some extra cash.

[@Chill-zen]

Cool

[@PricelessBinkey1337]

Coolest. Teacher. Ever.

[@seanmatthewking]

Tf you talking about, she been doing repo since she was 10 years old

[@JacksGameShack]

To be fair, Florida repo gigs are probably life or death situations in real life.

[@kamkam3457]

I was thinking the same thing 😭 Imagine trying to take the “property” of the average floridian. The whole state is shaped like a gun

[@Risu1177]

lol as someone who lives in Florida I second this comment lol

[@BR33CH.]

I’m from Florida this is facts💀

[@datboy_jean]

@@Risu1177Fr😂😂

[@VjjQueen]

We stay strapped 😂. But I pay my bills so I'm not worried. Not if someone tries to jack it....pew pew florida guns laws go brr

[@Raichelpop_VT]

So after the show ended Bernice did an interview where she said all the interactions on the show were wildly exaggerated reenactments of events that did occur over the staff's time working as a tow company.

[@rcblazer]

They may as well lean into the "it's obviously fake" at this point. Have Perez go by himself to tow a car at night, only to be attacked by Dracula while Bernice fights the Terminator to repo his motorcycle.

[@I_am_a_cat_]

They basically have.

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

I mean if you compare season 1's more grounded story arc to season 5, they definitely did

[@IcyBluAngel]

@@I_am_a_cat_ i was about to say.. they did something similar later. lolol

[@AArdW01f]

Bernice is Terminator didn't you see her get hit by a car off a 2nd story building only to get up and punch the shit out of the car.

[@JeremyPeeples]

That would be a killer Cannon Films movie!

[@x4thmessiahx]

Bernice flipping over the railing is the most cartoonish thing ever lmao that was amazing

[@Shiestey]

This show was one of those gems where you know they started running out of interesting stuff with the plots and went “fuck it, let’s just make Bernice the boogeyman of Florida” and I’m so glad they did. It’s so hilariously bad that I’ve seen more episodes than I’d like to admit.

[@IcyBluAngel]

i tell u what man i loved bernice from day 1 bc shes just... so unhinged.

[@creed8712]

Honest to god, I want more shows like this. I know there are things shot like this but the only other show I can think of that just goes off is Mountain Monsters where they gotta fight a cult

[@Fatta007]

Facts on everything she need her own show

[@quinnnilsson8742]

the scene of Bernice getting hit by a car and falling off the parking garage. i have no words 😂😂😂😂😂

[@WEEMZ1746]

Buddy of mine from college was on this show actually. British dude, they approached him in the street and just made a crazy plot for him to follow. We never let him forget it

[@jaybird3651]

Sounds like fake news I knew this show had to be real

[@derocross3545]

I know this was weeks ago but I gotta know, was he the dude that spit on Bernice and then got locked in a public toilet lmao

[@WEEMZ1746]

Hahahahahahah dude yes, we still give him shit to this day @@derocross3545

[@WEEMZ1746]

Oh yeah @@derocross3545

[@devilsorchard1449]

I respect the hell out of this show, honestly. It set out to be a parody of towing shows and doesn't pretend like it's real. Hell, "Bernice" isn't even a real person, lol.

[@popsiclegamer_8864]

Dude!!!!!!!! As a kid of like 9 years old, I ventured onto a random TV station and discovered this gem of a show and nobody else knew wtf I was talking about and then before I knew it, it was gone

[@raider0352]

I'm a cop and I did have one case where a repo man had a car hooked up when the lady took the keys out of the tow truck and locked herself in her house. I had to spend 15 minutes talking to her through her back window while her lawyer was on her speakerphone. We finally convinced her to give him his keys back so we didn't have to get a search warrant and kick in her front door.

[@J233-4]

ACAB

[@annabarrett50]

It's amazing how gullible I used to be. 😂 I thought this was real, but watching it back, it's so obviously fake.

[@Buglife.352]

Bruh....

[@chiefbig6459]

@@Buglife.352don’t act like you weren’t 6 thinking some fat man in a red coat was gonna climb down your chimney and deliver you presents

[@bleachgems8313]

My older bother thought it was real to I'd try telling him it's fake and he get so mad lmao 🤣

[@IcyBluAngel]

i did that too when i first saw it... now im like oh... reality tv hasnt been real since the 90s. lol

[@kayla123ism]

It is Florida so.. it’s not like any of this would be out of the question

[@Cyber-v1.67]

When I was younger, I was under the impression that they were very exaggerated stories from an actual tow company, but regardless, I loved this show and all the wackness that ensued over these episodes 😂

[@samv.3217]

My friend and I talked about this show recently. It was definitely the fakest of these kinds of shows. The funny thing is that it was fairly normal at first, but it's like when Bernice, Jerome, and Perez were added in the cast it just got faker and faker.

[@Elektra1210]

Unfortunately this company is very real and as big of asshats as you would expect. Its Miami after all.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

​@@Elektra1210 that doesn't mean that the show isn't fake lol

[@Elektra1210]

@@Jane-oz7pp Yes this BS is mostly fake I agree with that. But the towing company is very real and has been in South Beach for some time. I was a resident for 15 years.

[@Remy.elmo1]

They admitted after it was canceled that it was scripted. They hired actors

[@Elektra1210]

@@Remy.elmo1 I dont argue that. What Im saying is this is a real company without these clowns. And they pull similar sh*t for many years now. I lived there....

[@ced2k23]

"And my Obamacare hasn't kicked in yet" had me dead. 😂😂😂

[@CerotheDemon]

The best thing about Bernice aka K.K. Brunson really did that fall!

[@finmiles965]

18:21 "WHADIDYOUDOTOBERNICE?!" Dave said calmly.

[@Pepperjack1986]

😂😂😂😂

[@bigrigcrunchberry966]

is it just me, or do all these shows feel like lost reno 911 episodes?

[@MinusFiveStars_]

It does now 😂

[@dr.spookybones3965]

The old man taking out the tow driver with his O2 tank carrier was 100% Junior and a suspect

[@darrellcovello7917]

The first season of Reno 911 was absolute peak TV, probably second only to Chappelle's Show

[@I_am_a_cat_]

No.

[@handolo1266]

​@@MinusFiveStars_😂 sure as hell does!

[@DispIeasedDog]

I come back to your channel every few months to see your collections of Babes is growing faster than my credit card debt.

[@HarringtonsApocy]

My boss has a few cognitive disabilities, and he watches shows like this all the time and emulates that as like “normal work problem solving”😂 so he’s always calling other ppl like “WE GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM CALL ME BACK RIGHT NOW!” over like tiny little things and treating work like it’s this or storage wars or pawnstars, we all know him so we just work around it, but it’s so funny. He’s like a walking reality tv show work bro

[@ryurc3033]

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this. Like it's kinda sad, but holy crap is it funny to imagine your boss is Peter Griffin, and is the guy most likely to puncture his eardrums with a pencil.

[@EpicWinNoob]

"goddamn it why do we have files from drivers that haven't worked for us in 2 years???" As if it's not a standard practice to keep records of former employees in case they ever decide to come back or you suspect they may have done something against the company outside of employment

[@ClymenetheFox]

Dave is SO Peter Griffin coded lmfao

[@Blackwolffe097]

Thats an insult to Petter Griffin 🤣

[@nickmoranis2865]

Absolute gold! Way better than most scripted comedies these days.

[@jdbug7493]

Y'all I worked at a towing company for several years as a dispatcher. We didn't do a whole lotta repos, cuz there's not as much $$ in it as you get from hauling for big oil. But the best repo we did was sweet karma for me & my ex. We repo'd a corvette from my ex-husband's boss & this man was seriously terrible. Threatened to fire him ON OUR WEDDING DAY if he didn't come in after the vows. But that POS lost his vette later on.

[@brandenart]

Chris, my man, you need to see Hardcore Pawn. Its a sprinkle of real people mixed with people coming in for the cameras, making a spectacle of themselves. Its like Pawn Stars on meth.

[@emilyoriordan5971]

I have never seen that show described so well, perfection.

[@Thiccolo86]

I just need to tell someone that I live so close to Lizard Lick that the reserved parking lot signs threaten that you'll be towed by Lizard Lick Towing.

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

They should have those kinds of signs for everything. "If this lawsuit doesn't make sense, it will be adjudicated by Judge Judy"

[@Chicken_Wing91]

@@awzthemusicalreviewsthe only thing is Lizard Lick Towing is a real business. Even though the show may be fake. The business is real.

[@CharmyCharmCharm]

😂

[@josephmother2659]

@@Chicken_Wing91well to be fair to her honor Judy, those 50 million dollars a year were very real

[@ShinFahima]

​@thecausalgamer7916 Judge Judy is also a real judge!

[@jleoriane]

The Halloween music edit for Bernice was absolutely hilarious. Great video.

[@suavewolf1994]

My cousin used to live with me for a couple of years here in Miami, this video brought back so many memories of us staying up and watching this together!

[@b.lazing9923]

you should call your cousin, it'll brighten their day

[@jman1989]

3:38 the out of sinc lips omfg my guy! You are a gem!

[@marvelous-adventuresofloka1288]

Dad I love that you uploaded two times this week. We are back baby!

[@karenstarr]

Dad??

[@comradewolf4901]

Bernice needs her own show. Not even about towing, just following her around all day and watching her interact with people.

[@ArturGlass.C]

Bernice is being saved everytime, with no plot obstacles too strong for her, because she is the main character. Not just of the show but of...like life in general.

[@MariaC497]

I got addicted to this show. Omg it's not bad. It's so fake. I feel like I'm watching something that should be featured on Red Letter Media

[@christianthrasher8677]

To be fair as someone who lives in Florida pretty much going outside for a walk is a life or death situation because everyone is crazy here

[@frankf684]

That’s everywhere man,any “crazy” thing that happened in Florida has happened in my part of SC,guaranteed

[@deannaw9128]

Def not everywhere

[@999JWforever]

I remember being a kid thinking this was real then slowly realizing it was fake. Same with storage wars

[@themidnighttavern6784]

"I've been babysitting this badass son of yours" Truly spoken like someone who just learned to speak english Bernice.

[@RainbowMoe]

The WHAT DID YOU DO TO BERNICE moment with the micheal myers music 😭 this is officially one of your funniest videos LMFAO

[@louisgonzalez5433]

😂😂😂 superwoman Bernice surviving the parking garage fall 🤣

[@AZodiacCancer]

IDK if you've done a video on it but Billy the Exterminator first few seasons are top tier "reality tv" comedy gold

[@Lucky_Gurl-Luna]

What platform does it play on or use to play on ? Please I’m gonna look it up . Sounds good 😌

[@daddysangeljetta]

Bless you I totally forgot about that gem I loved that show

[@jessie9627]

Floridians are dangerous😂 also I remember watching this with my dad as a kid. The memories 😂

[@liyher]

Do Hardcore pawn next!

[@iBullyDemons]

YESSSS

[@jamesonturnbull956]

Ive become addicted to your content chris. Going thru all your old videos

[@HayBaiLs420]

I love how she's surrounded by car jacks and jack stands and is like "What the hell do you want me to do?" 😂🤣

[@laurenharris9832]

It was never any reason for Bernice to fall off that parking garage considering the car was facing forward. It didn’t need to go backwards 😩😩

[@humanskull182]

But the dude's wife has no reason to not think he's being sneaky. If he just said "Yeah, I misplaced my ring" She'd probably understand. But instead he just said "I'm just making money.....That's why I haven't been home in 2 days.....nothing suspicious here."

[@PonyBoy1776]

When Bernice came strolling down the sidewalk after taking a plummet to the ground😂

[@lovelina4evr]

Everytime i saw one of the episodes of South Beach Tow, im pretty sure i always thought back to it as a total fever dream - i might've been 8, but it felt like i took the hardest edibles the second it came on.

[@kendrickswartz4318]

Lizard lick is definitely the most believable because it’s mostly just them “fighting” and thats it😂

[@TGreen89]

I used to love this show. Big Bernice is no joke. 😂

[@UrbanX757]

shes fake as hell, just like the show, shed be shot in 14 hours acting like that, and sued. Yall believe any damn thing

[@Wukeep]

Funniest thing is that Bernice was one of my PE teachers in high school. She does not like talking about the show

[@AndriaTheKobold]

I lived in FL for 7 years prior to 2012... I met the Lizard Lick crew, got a bag autographed from them somewhere. Nice guys

[@alltheprettyflowers]

bernice being yeeted off the parking garage has me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[@noahkarpinski1824]

This show might genuinely be the most artistic thing ive ever seen

[@A_guan]

South Beach Tow is one of my favorites that I accidently stumbled on about 10 years ago

[@YoungestSonMedia]

I fist pumped in the parking lot walking to my car to smoke on my break when I saw this video. Favorite Channel on KZbin.

[@I_am_a_cat_]

That's kinda cringe, man.

[@abrahamwashington8579]

Yesterday I was literally sitting in my car and some douchebag walked by looking at his phone and fist pumping... was that you???

[@asrr62]

Your commentary to this show made me laugh more than i have in the past 10 years 😄

[@MadCatWrestling]

Oh Chris. This rabbit hole goes so deep lmao. Also yes his dad exists

[@Ladybug.2727]

Love how this is "Florida", yet they all seem to have thick NY accents. Aaaaaaaayyye, I'M WALKIN' HAAYY. (Anyone remember American Dad?).... "BU BU BU BURNICE." 😂

[@Arri7979]

As someone born and raised in South Florida, that's not a shock. A lot of New Yorkers come down here and most of their accents are more Latin and AAVE. Maybe 2 people in the video sound like they could be from New York City.

[@Ladybug.2727]

Fain 'nuff ​@@Arri7979

[@notamberp]

literally Bernice: 💪😎

[@silvertongue.242_99]

The gentle soft spoken "oh my goodness the clicker" is hilarious 😂😂😂 and him running for it

[@Sarahonwheels]

I’ll say it again like I did in Andy’s video: Who knew Towing would be so dramatic?

[@dorenjackson1166]

This was pure gold! I’m new to this channel but I’m glad I found this at 6am😂

[@izi5150]

Bernice: Naaaaagh… Foo! Bernice: Naaaaagh… Ugh! Bernice: Maaaaaan… What the hell…?

[@kingfreedom160]

I remember watching a lot of this on TruTV back in the day, and I remember watching some of the earlier episodes. This is actually a couple seasons in, and the company was originally owned by the father of one of the tow drivers, specifically the one called Junior, and Crissy was Junior's sister who ran the dispatch and front desk when Junior's father ran the business. Eventually the owner stepped down and gave control of the company to Crissy, if I remember correctly. That's why she wasn't running the front desk, it's because she's the owner of the company.

[@torimbfs]

"Help me, Step-Bernice! I'm stuck!"

[@Zachalights]

Also sweet Halloween reference

[@supershmueli]

Bernice could give him the Heinrich and have ring come out. I heard a rumor she got run over, got up, and pulled the car back with only her big toes 😂

[@frankf684]

Heimlich

[@bert.hbuysse5569]

Your Chekov reference is really impressive; you were spot on. Indeed: if an object is shown in a Chekov play it WILL be used in the next fifteen minutes. It's even a very good advice for presentations and such in general: if you are putting clutter or stuff around you; you better use it.

[@TaraTiaraBell]

Dave stuck underneath the car 😂

[@bettersafethan]

bernice laying there pretending to be dead really got me

[@benjaminstevens4468]

No one is ever safe, from Deadliest Warrior, Chris.

[@jamesniagu274]

Bernice not being in the MCU or DCU is criminal.

[@paytonmanning1109]

FINALLY. You did south beach tow. 😭😭😭😭

[@quintinjansevanvuuren9638]

I am cry-laughing at the Michael Myers bit, the music sold the bit perfectly. Bravo Mr James, Bravo.

[@GhostDraggon_]

Ok it was faker than a 3 dollar bill but it gave us the national treasure known as Bernice so I'll let it slide

[@ihopethisnamesticks]

My favorite Cosgrove moment is when someone ends up confiscating a bunch of weird ass “energy drinks” and he goes “twerk? That’s that booty poppin’ dance” and takes a drink, then goes “oh, that’s spicy” and then got drunk because they contained alcohol and he had like 3-5 of them.

[@brundlefly88]

You’d be surprised that this is actually not as fake as you would imagine I have been working with repo companies in a rural area for over ten years. And the tow guys do get guns pulled on them with alarming frequency People get crazy about their vehicles lol

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

This was my favorite show back in the day. I was sad when it went off. The absolute absurdity of it had me and family hooked.

[@fooff1]

MORE Chris James? Good week.

[@btip8357]

We used to watch this religiously when it was on. This and lizard lick towing were 2 of my guilty pleasures

[@lanternsown3525]

This beats MILF Manor in terms of General Insanity by a Country Mile.

[@unanimousowlcouncil7377]

I love the camera angles from INSIDE the car around 2:13 lol

[@AlbinoReindeer]

2 uploaded?? A SouthBeach Tow episode?? You spoil us sir!

[@IkeFanBoy64]

It's not a reality show, but one truTV show worth ripping into would be Top Secret Videos.

[@LazyYouTubeWatcher]

Great episode! You should cover Amish Mafia next!!

[@DreamingBallerina91]

You should watch and react to Bridezillas. That show was insane. Particularly an episode when the couple broke up at their reception and the bride was brawling with her sister outside. And her parents didn't want her back.

[@UncleThor]

5:20 I laughed, then I cried, then I laughed again.

[@azraelhorsefeather1507]

Oh my goodness, THE CLICKER 😭