The Fall, Earth by yousureimnotarobot | Humans are Space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1115

[@hanneskarlbom6644]

When earth-chan goes mother gaia

[@nocount7517]

You know it's bad when the Wasp part is left at "better left unrecorded."

[@robinchwan]

i know exactly what it means and i wish i didn't.

[@Da_Shark]

Wasps are.... tiny little demons on earth.... they pretty much breed using torture of another animal for example the tarantula hawk wasp lays its eggs on a tarantula it previously paralyzed when these eggs hatch they, by complete instinct i might add, keep the tarantula alive as long as possible eating its legs and non essential organs first

[@countryboy1635]

@@Da_Shark. And those aren’t even the only ones, there are an estimated 100,000 species, they were screwed the day wasps evolved

[@nocount7517]

@@countryboy1635 From the solitary Mud Dauber to the fierce Yellow Jacket swarms, wasps are ravenous killers. The dragonfly, praying mantis, and jumping spider probably also ate their fill, and then some. Also, do you have any idea how horrifying dragonfly larvae are? Not to mention ant lions, wolf spiders, and trap door spiders.

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@mr.e6289]

did... did the earth just say "hold my beer" ?

[@henrypaleveda7760]

nah, it just thanked the visitors for the free lunch

[@waynecampeau4566]

@@henrypaleveda7760 Or, to quote the archfiend in Hellraiser-II : "Oh Good! A fight. :)"

[@AgroSquerril]

lol , yes it did

[@itty1314]

@@henrypaleveda7760 more like, "Ooo, snack time!"

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Good to know all the furry friends we made were fed so well while humanity was away. Maybe take some of them into space I get the feeling that the creatures of earth have developed a taste for xeno flesh

[@bendover9813]

He did say the black bears preferred them to salmon…

[@waynecampeau4566]

@@bendover9813 Yeah, more crunchy bits. 🐻

[@nocount7517]

@@bendover9813 A small nit-pick, but black bears don't eat salmon. That's the Grizzly's domain. And they are bigger and meaner than a black bear ever could be. Polar bears are worse, still.

[@lucielm]

@@nocount7517 good idea. Train Grizzlies and gave them some anti plasma armor.

[@shishoka]

@No Count So... black bears would likely prefer them to salmon.

[@SiegeTF]

Xeno: "Run, my babies!" Wasp: "Hey, bonus!"

[@justarandomyoutubeviewer2749]

I liked that Rick and Morty Reference

[@GhostBear3067]

"Not dinosaurs" Well at least in the far future the lessons of the Jurasic Park franchise are remembered.

[@AgroSquerril]

for now

[@greygalaxy8638]

I don't why, but I teared up a bit when I heard that all the beasts of Earth avenged us.

[@GhostBear3067]

Aliens find out why humans have dreamed of leaving Earth for countless generations: shit here is FUCKING NUTS!!!

[@taitano12]

Mamma may be a b***h, but she takes care of her babies. "It's okay, kids. You can come out of hiding now. The monsters are gone now, Mamma's got your back. Now, Wash yourself off, clean that mud and blood off ye, change your cloths, and sit down; dinner's ready. Tomorrow, y'all gonna take what you learned, rebuild your toys and go show them what it means to be a 'Deathworlder', okay?"

[@jammooskie6993]

@@taitano12 i dont know why but I read that as like a 40 year old nice southern woman from like the 1970s

[@Da_Shark]

I want a "predator" style movie where the aliens land in our jungles to try and invade and get stalked by a jaguar.....them things are no joke to any animal on earth so to these squishy babies...... yeah thats an alien horror flick

[@Eldritch_TeddyBear]

They instead of how other big cats kill by going for the back of the neck jaguars go for the skull and brain directly

[@____________838]

Jaguars care not for the Skull Throne…

[@eronildoas1617]

And in the end, when they feel safe, get claped by an giant-anteater

[@alfredsutton7233]

Great story! Long live the predators of Earth, and the grazers big enough to fight back! Even the Norway rat has its part to play!

[@D3vious113]

Xenos: takes Earth and seeds it with young Earth: my dude have you even HEARD of turtles? *Tucks napkin in collar with malicious intent*

[@henrypaleveda7760]

humanity: you may have beaten me, but now you'll have to fight him. Xeno: who? Humanity: the guy who raised me. Xeno: but there aren't any other sapients on your world Humanity: I was talking about the world.

[@robinchwan]

they probably sent the first generation eggs to australia.

[@D3vious113]

@@robinchwan *When you start a new RPG on ultra difficulty*

[@nocount7517]

@@henrypaleveda7760 Xenos: "You can't defeat me." Humans: "I know. But he can!" *points to Earth*

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@nocount7517 that's the format that I was trying for, but I forgot so I improvised.

[@waynecampeau4566]

So, you want to invade a class 13 death-world? Thanks for the snack. 🐯

[@____________838]

“So you choose death?”

[@gmradio2436]

Wait till they land on the more geologically interesting areas. The ground ATE them.

[@cradleofchaos4923]

When a geologist calls something "interesting", fucking run

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@jeanannd]

A restored Earth with all the plants and animals is a place I'd enjoy living in.

[@Neobahamutfr36]

When Earth is so much a Deathworld that even the worst insectoid species in the galaxy can't thrive on it and rather avoid it ^^

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@ianhogben3472]

Catachan

[@Neobahamutfr36]

@@ianhogben3472 W40k is another story 😄

[@ianhogben3472]

@@Neobahamutfr36 lol yup

[@sorenweber5684]

@@ianhogben3472 Catachan is just Space Australia

[@alfredsutton7233]

You are uploading so fast these days I’ve had to give up news to keep up. Great trade-off. Keep up the good work.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you are enjoying

[@jankorpala2071]

The fall is one of my favorite story here. Hope there is a third part that talks about the war until the events of the first story.

[@brianlance8263]

Aha, it was part of a series, I thought so when I listened to another story that dealt with Earth having "fallen" to a hungry insectoid species.

[@normiesalvador1854]

Damn, Nature you scary.

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@darthnox2210]

Just wait until the start encountering the cryptids.

[@FictionReader-3638Th]

100,000,000% chance that Earth will be classified as a Class 100 Hellworld. If you include mythology it will be a Extinction Class Void Zone(made that shit up but it sounds dangerous so I go with it).

[@kennethhummel4409]

Tigers in London, elephants in marseille and mammoths in Siberia? I can deal with that.

[@luc-zq7ku]

having elephant in marseille and tiger in london would made those towns a lot safer ...

[@Snipergoat1]

Mammoths in Siberia is pretty believable. Elephants in Europe though? Ask Hannibal about that.

[@Mr_Jester980]

When you think about it, an average Kryptonian can acquire godlike powers under specific planets they're in and/or under specific kinds of stars. It makes me question on whether or not humans can do the same on another planets or galaxy.

[@____________838]

That’s pretty much just magic of the DC multiverse. No Sci-fi necessary.

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

Well given that Earth's gravity is basically at the limit for chemical fuel powered space flight most sentient races exploring space would be from lower gravity worlds than earth or have to develop all the way to high efficiency fusion power and anti gravity without self destructing. Plus I think 3x earth gravity is the limit for multicellular life to evolve into anything without cell walls. So to a certain extent we would be some of the most terrifying beings by physical prowess alone. Let alone how terrifying we are in adrenaline powered survival/rescue mode.

[@Mr_Jester980]

@@donanthebarbarian5177 So basically, it's possible for humans to become more powerful?

[@lilyfoxaudio8783]

At the very least we wpuld proba ly have flight or long jump abilities since in most alien world stories their gravity is FAR lighter than Earth's

[@lordspiro6770]

Man i teard up a great story and naration

[@AgroSquerril]

thank you

[@voidofrebirth7624]

God damn this mad me cry

[@Sharkakaka]

We only lost because we were fighting on two fronts, one against the Xenos, and one against our own planet. Now they knew why we lost

[@voodoovince8001]

When your tank can survive getting hit by several enemy tanks at all at once requires several months worth of maintenance because you drove over a bush, You know your on a Death World.

[@WE_DONT_LIE]

@@voodoovince8001 hits Bush Bush throws a tank track and damages the sprocket

[@Wiromax3]

Earth go nom nom.

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@Alleykat0166]

Ahhh quality Entertainment I have Missed you Dearly

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@dalemorgan8263]

When the lawn tells you to get off its lawn.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@beingsneaky]

So this part of a story I heard before. Talking about sector 6. Where the galaxy lost up to sector 17?? 16?? But stopped them and were surprised to receive a message from earth whomever they thought was dead.

[@AgroSquerril]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3jEgpSQituliLc is the other side of the story

[@timhoblet]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3jEgpSQituliLc

[@michaelstevens8754]

Huh, first time I've caught a premiere. Cool!

[@AgroSquerril]

nice

[@IRMentat]

if we are not on a death-world now we damned well will be by the time we leave it, be it through positive or negative changes made.

[@brenb7249]

I swear this story is a prequel but I can't remember the name of the original. Anyone remember?

[@GenStallion]

Sadly I don't remember the name or even if it is the same universe. But I do remember the one that this could be a prequel of. I plan to go through the play lists later.

[@brenb7249]

@@GenStallion Found it! Huzzah! "The Fall" - TFOS947.

[@AgroSquerril]

Its called The Fall , kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3jEgpSQituliLc

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Author Bless the Squerril

[@kleinjahr]

This is just so Gaia.

[@Monster_Ink]

I kinda like this version of the future 😆 For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@WiredTurkey316]

Well that took an unexpected turn

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@johnathanrunyon1955]

The brutality and beauty of our blue world. is it's chaotically constant consistent cadence. This dance of diversity diligently defying death and doom, it's own destruction. It's strong vie to stay alive in every facete of life, its frantic fight for freedom with force and fervor. It's strongly stands against storms, swelter, sand, And now even through an invasive plan an intruder thought grand.

[@KroMagnum4]

The Lemur's Revenge!

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@seanrobert9661]

Nniicccee, more good stuff. It For the bard For the squrral For the algorithms

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@kingnight4823]

You need to do a whole video as squiral.

[@AgroSquerril]

maybe on April 1st

[@jeff669]

Feeding the algorithm before the video so I don't forget after... Hope it's good.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@OGSontar]

As nice as our home can be sometimes, it _IS_ a deathworld, and you don't have to scratch the surface very hard to find out why.

[@HurremDurrem]

*For Earth*

[@AgroSquerril]

For Earth

[@zanthimos]

When you accidentally Australia your entire planet!

[@raptorjesus7273]

Bro right after this I was recommended a video of a wolf sitting on his sisters head

[@AgroSquerril]

ok.... that's odd

[@raptorjesus7273]

@@AgroSquerril the reason I'm laughing is cuz I was thinking of that part where the wolves hunt them in the woods, and I think of a fierce predator, then see this video.

[@justarandomyoutubeviewer2749]

I am offended that the geese is not even mention in the story. I mean common I bet the are one of the most pissed off among all the fauna

[@Hellsong89]

In soviet earth, the biomass eats the devouring xenos! Someone forgot that earth is death world true and true, even with out the extinct megafauna.

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@Moples223]

Holy Terra is dead. Long live Holy Terra!

[@AgroSquerril]

For TERRA

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11 !

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@willgallatin2802]

Agro, you sure that wasn't a chipmunk? Sounded a lot like Simon. :P

[@AgroSquerril]

could be was busy coughing at the time

[@willgallatin2802]

@@AgroSquerril ROFLMAO

[@Mustangofold]

I think he meant Brown bears (Grizzly), not Black bears, that preferred the aliens to Salmon.

[@chrisdefresne3235]

Why not both?

[@xavierzaxavier5873]

there are reason why Earth always be call as Deathworld.....lol poor xeno now Human will commit Xenocide on every xeno on universe

[@merlinwizard1000]

141st, 30 June 2023

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm