The Fanged Fastener - Paper Mario: The Origami King OST

[@lucasboi837]

Step aside Chain Chomp, for our superior dog has come along A literal stapler

[@firestriker3580]

Nah

[@DaSheepKiller]

Can the stapler literally insta-kill you though?

[@mk4-matt6290]

@@DaSheepKiller with how much damage that mofo does it might as well

[@sarojverma7501]

Well, i think it is stationary version of chain chomp as chain chomp and stapler have the same colour, lol

[@lemao2222]

@@DaSheepKiller Not insta. But if it has a fresh batch of golden clips and it manages to get you stuck with no guard, you're done for.

[@greenistheworst]

“WHOS A GOOD STAPLER” “WHOOS A GOOD STAPLER” “THATS RIGHT, ITS YOU” “ITS YOU” “DO YOU WANT A TREAT?”

[@MousMoai]

M A R I O

[@iloveappleyoutube7198]

@@MousMoaiit’s a me, Mario!

[@thenight8796-c2j]

(Proceeds to feed it an Italian plumber and a magical 3D being, A.K.A her own sis)

[@YayerSlayer2012]

Sic them

[@lightyoshiman]

hard for it to eat with a broken jaw@@thenight8796-c2j

[@CassietheReal]

I love how dramatic parts of this theme sound. The composers strike a great balance between "you're fighting a dog" and "you're fighting the penultimate boss who was unleashed as one last resort to kill you by the big bad before facing him yourself"

[@coolfellabackwards]

not just a dog but an actual stapler

[@VenomousAshes]

Very true 420th like B)

[@LuznoLindo]

Yeah, it does a surprisingly good job of making this battle feel like it's the last thing you need to brave before finally taking on Olly.

[@VideoGameVlad84]

So, just like Mega Man X then?

[@LuznoLindo]

@@VideoGameVlad84 With Sigma's dog? Pretty much.

[@lordroy88]

I remember seeing a stapler being mentioned in the origami craftsman’s house but I thought “nah, it’s a reference to a cut boss or something” and BOY, was I wrong.

[@TerraKnight27]

you already fought a "cut boss" at the end of green streamer

[@NovelteaJ1228]

@@TerraKnight27 God. That was a good one.

[@wangledteb5671]

I never noticed this my first time playing but I've been watching a Let's Play of it and the stapler is foreshadowed at the very beginning :P In Peach's Castle you see its shadow stapling some of the kidnapped toads and stuff

[@SmolivYEAH]

@@TerraKnight27 hehe

[@awesomemango]

He's at the very beginning of the game lol

[@tylertichoc7330]

Not so fun fact: I accidentally Stapled my right ring finger when I was 12. When we got to the urgent Care, we found out that the staple was brushing right up against the bone. I was somehow very lucky. And that was a REGULAR silver staple. I don't even want to think what Red or Golden one could've done to me.😬

[@jziersenewsnetwork8515]

Yeesh, that must've been painful.

[@calebchan9411]

D: oh god... hope it didn't do any lasting injuries...

[@skycreeper0173]

Oh god, I really hope that doesn’t happen to you ever again. But thanks for bringing it up.

[@orangeiris64]

The gold ones would probably kill a human instantly

[@stilljustawalrus8135]

Yikes

[@lukegoodman1165]

0:58 has such incredible "penultimate boss" energy good lord

[@garretts6678]

Soon, you will join the princess shaped into a perfect form Soon, all the world will bow Be bound by steel to a new norm Soon, fanged shackles lock your kingdoms in my folded war Soon, those who dared defile my soul Shall be no more!

[@ErstMeriva2]

wooooooof woofofofofofooooooo

[@ExsioPicore]

So, as Bosses, we have... The Artist The Diva The Dancer The Rider The Fencer AND DA DOGGO

[@KamilAndrzejczak]

X3

[@realtbhandrew]

What da dog doin

[@tolidonorsometing]

Da turtle Da overweight salamence Da moltres Da beartic

[@ExsioPicore]

@@tolidonorsometing Do you mean Da Torterra Da Overweight Salamence Da Moltres Da Beartic

[@IAteABox]

You smashin up ma ride wise guy? Well how about I become the ride! *Wheels across the stage*

[@renaultft1917]

Normal staplers: Fine I guess Red staplers: It's eating away at my health Gold staplers: Death...idk never got to it

[@gravity8120]

Let's just say, in the rematch, if it uses its ultimate attack on you with Gold Staplers good luck staying alive. You'll be cutting it close. Yes I know cutting is Scissors's thing but I can't think of an appropriate term to use in the Stapler's case.

[@JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard]

@@gravity8120 I got a better one, don't let the Staples clip you in the ground.

[@micahbarrus8406]

I was at half health, saw the gold, and decided to heal. I survived by 6 HP. Close calls indeed.

[@JackiW]

If you do not know, then do not assume. Because it was definitely not death.

[@superstache7173]

I had a 1UP mushroom in this fight that got used up, and I ended up with 2 HP before I finally finished the Stapler off.

[@mikkie8082]

The way Mario finished the stapler is so brutal

[@coreyhorlacher3460]

I know! Where's PETA when you need them!?

[@CalebCalixFernandez]

@@coreyhorlacher3460 probably dispatching other dogs themselves.

[@matiasnl]

I love that finisher so much

[@iloveappleyoutube7198]

He dislocated the dog’s jaw. Even though it was a bad dog it didn’t deserve that 😢

[@i_like_orange]

I was actually surprised how he did it

[@DaNintendude]

I love the electric guitar dog woofs in the background. It's a really small detail that helps make this song amazing.

[@kyanpepperz53]

Wow I never really noticed that. They really went all out on this soundtrack

[@Ribboppity]

Are they woofs? Kinda just sounds like a dude electronically saying "ow"

[@kyanpepperz53]

Ribbon listen closely to 0:42 to 0:47 it sounds like a dog barking. Obviously it doesn’t sound exactly like a dog but it seems like thats what it’s trying to convey.

[@piggyman-st8iu]

Sometimes a weird whistle appears in the background. Maybe it represents how we usually call a dog with whistling?

[@micahwilliams2384]

@@Ribboppity it's a "wan wan", japanese onomatopoeia for barking

[@gaminggladiator06]

Forget what they’ve said before, this dog’s bite is way worse than it’s bark.

[@ElectricFury]

I completely missed all the foreshadowing to this one, it really caught me by surprise.

[@chinchilly]

same, i thought it was only for the first scene in the dungeon then forgotten lol

[@PyroGuyGaming]

Me too

[@RachelthePotato]

Same here lmao I let out a cry of “OH WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT YOU” when it came bursting through the doors of Olly’s castle

[@scouter8207]

Rachel Franqui I must be stupid. What was the foreshadowing?

[@ElectricFury]

@@scouter8207 right at the start of the game you see the Stapler turning Bowser's minions into folded soldiers but only see the shadows. The Origami Craftsman has real tools of all of the Legion of Stationary on his desk (which you see before Tape, Scissors and Stapler)

[@azurebalmung4520]

I remembered the list from the Origami Workshop, and the Legion of Stationary battles, but it wasn't until this thing burst through the double doors that I thought "Ah, crap, I knew one was missing!"

[@mariokirby1703]

I cant unsee stapler bopping to this beat

[@ghostboy2742]

I don’t think that’s something you would NOT imagine. The theme is THAT good!

[@jonathanbursian3222]

I just love how all the themes of the LoS show their personality (and also that they where not origami koopalings)

[@samboi123]

I wish we could’ve worked with the Koopalings during this; Ludwig is my favourite.

[@lordroy88]

Koopalings would have been cool to have

[@samboi123]

@@lordroy88 Color Splash bro

[@renaultft1917]

Legend of Selda

[@CoraCreates]

Yeah I kinda get how it shows off the personalities of most, but I don’t get how it does it for Stapler or Pensils

[@ivoryvt]

King Olly, Iggy Koopa, and Professor Kinopio go to a best pet competition. Hilarity ensues.

[@patrickbaillargeon1933]

It's all fun and games until Yoshi shows up with Poochy

[@conradmader2264]

Then Broque Monsieur shows up with Broggy.

[@lfvgamerbro]

Then random people from NES golf appears.

[@chubchib8638]

Then Luigi shows up with Polterpup

[@spongeboi.offical3901]

And madam broode shows up with her chomp

[@JojovonKoopa]

This comes right after Disco Devil and Shifty Sticker as my third favorite boss theme..What I love about it the most is that it capures Staplers personality perfectly. He's an uncontrollable and wild animal, and yet an incredible big threat, best demonstarted through the main part of the song at 0:58..Oh man that part's so good.

[@just_v3rd4nt]

Personally, my favorite song is tied between Disco Devil and Shifty Sticker, and this is my second favorite,

[@AverageCommentor]

@@Its_Thecoolking. That's the build up to it I'd say.

[@deciduous8862]

Surprised the daul bladed duelest isn't top 3 here Those are definitely 2nd 3rd and 4th for me but scissors is 1st for me

[@diabeticman2194]

Best boss theme out of the legion of stationary by a country mile. The guitar goes so hard at the start

[@j0sh639]

I agree! This song is very underrated.

[@prerakgames4668]

The dual bladed duelist: hold my blades

[@bellhop_phantom]

*disco devil would like a word*

[@Rvchnoob51]

Shifty sticker arrives

[@DeviDoesNothing]

Fanged Fastener > Shifty Sticker > Disco Devil > Dual-Bladed Duelist >> Missile Maestro >> Elastic Entertainer I think, but the top four are pretty close

[@Phoeniclover06]

*"How's the jaw ol' chum?"*

[@cappilau7448]

I see another Cuphead enjoyer here, but I wonder what it has to do with this boss?

[@mayborneflower]

@@cappilau7448 Did you ever figure it out?

[@MrChummington]

It's pretty good man.

[@gravity8120]

*First thought:* "C'mon, I literally fought something that could (and did) kill me in a single hit! How's this gonna be threatening in comparison?" *Second thought:* "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" Though it's kinda hilarious how it biting you with no staplers loaded literally does one damage per bite. You'd think something clamping down on you, staples or no staples, would hurt more than a Goomba Headbonk.

[@wiiuandmii7619]

Look, man, have YOU ever tried using a stapler with no staples? It's hard! He's trying his best... (this is a joke obviously, would like to clarify that)

[@superkirbyxcool7217]

you forgot the third thought, "WHY CAN'T I MOVE??"

[@calebchan9411]

@@superkirbyxcool7217 lol i see

[@coralcarl3074]

Tbf it's just pressing Mario, a piece of paper, between two flat surfaces. That wouldn't do much damage.

[@steph4668]

Well if you think of the staples as its teeth (which makes the red ones scarier) then it's like a toothless dog clamping down on you... very sad to think of, but it wouldn't do anything to you other than *nom*

[@insertmeme1529]

This is the best theme for a dog I will ever heard. Period.

[@seeforkat]

On par with Toby Fox.

[@carminesgrave]

Clearly you've never heard of metal gear rising

[@bobbybob-omb1939]

Very true, nothing else even comes close.

[@samboi123]

Chain Chomp Wheel from MKWii is close

[@heritagepack1706]

On par with eternatus vs zacian and zamazenta

[@janellegarcia7972]

Fun fact: if the ultimate attack (bite barrage) doesn’t give away all it’s staples, it will use the staple gun.

[@TunaBear64]

Fun fact: If that happens, you are pretty much dead even from full HP

[@SonoranD]

Personality #6: ~The Fanged Fastener~ Full Name: Stapler Classification: The Beast ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Peeves: Abuse, Running Out of Ammo, Being Ignored Pleasures: Chew Toys, Lots of Pets and Attention (Which Olly Doesn't Give ); ), Folding Paper Crimes: Attempted Murder, Torture, Assault Attacks: Dog Tag, Untag Wag, Bite Barrage, Staple Gun, Reload/Upgrade, Red Staple Gun, Gold Staple Gun Killed by: Grabbing It's Top And Bottom And Folding Them Opposite Each Other/Snap-Jaw

[@BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons]

Sonoran Dragonbow I’m gonna miss these comments if this playlist gets copyrighted struck.

[@JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard]

SADDIC

[@jimbobrl8453]

Add slavery to the crimes list

[@IbexGundyr]

“Snap-Jaw” for the name for an attack it’s got a nice ring to it

[@SonoranD]

@@IbexGundyr also a great name for a lizard boss

[@kribbledibble3291]

This boss was actually pretty hard for me. You will not believe how awesome I felt when I perfect guarded an ultimate attack with the gold staples just as 0:59 kicked in.

[@ClaireGirlJ]

yeah same here, still the hardest boss in the game in my opinion without any challenges, but scissors when you break the seal is the hardest of them all, tho it's really easy when you do the boss the proper way.

[@yaboihuey5298]

@@ClaireGirlJ I found scissors easy even when I broke the cover. Maybe it’s cuz I’m a M&L fan or something idk

[@MintE2805]

@@ClaireGirlJ really? I broke the cover on my first turn and still won. It wasn’t that hard, at least to me.

[@ClaireGirlJ]

@@MintE2805 did you like play a lot of m&l before or something or are you just good

[@MintE2805]

@@ClaireGirlJ probably just beginners luck

[@TheAdvertisement]

I never thought a fight against a guard dog that shoots staples could be this terrifying.

[@MrMega1423]

This was probably my favourite boss fight in the game. And favourite boss theme. If you fail your block ONCE, then you're in for undodgeable pain. And if you screw up your block even once when it does Bite Barrage... Say goodbye to half your health, if not more! Felt like it really picked up the slack after how anticlimactic Scissors was to fight.

[@airam1721]

And if you only hammer the stapler and it does bite barrage, it also uses staple gun. Ez win for doggo

[@thesimiccombine3192]

Anticlimatic? Oh buddy, you froze the guy immeaditly before had to face 3+ one hit ko attacks huh?

[@coolaconsole8649]

Not if you break the Scissors cover immediately lol

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Despite how comparatively easy Scissors’ fight was, you can’t lie, the theme for it goes hard

[@thecreatorofpc7929]

I broke the cover on my first fight. That was the opposite of anticlimactic, It was terrifying, one wrong move and you’re dead.

[@FortunAdlaich]

0:57 this is music made for a Paper Mario game. Not only that, a Paper Mario boss fight where you’re up against a stapler.

[@yjh7371]

The repeated notes in this song make me imagine stapler in the game and in the arena jumping around like a happy boi

[@_V.Va_]

Super grateful Mario tracks are allowed to go this hard. 🙏

[@KaptinScuzgob]

i love theres no tricks to this one and its just a frantic slugfest

[@michaelstaggmick]

theres a trick when its on red staplers. Instead of stapling you twice, it waits a bit inbetween which got me several times on my replay through

[@BladeShadowWing]

This was an insanely fun boss fight, and this song is almost as vicious as he is!

[@akak47437]

I love how all these songs have a Paper Mario feel to them yet they still go hard

[@johnccg6063]

From now on office supplies won't be the same

[@samtheg1801]

OH MY GOD. THIS is what's so amazing about modern paper Mario! The soundtrack in CS and especially this game is out of this world

[@TheCC0807]

After fighting rubber band I said "there should be a stapler boss it would've made so much sense" and when I saw him I screamed knowing I predicted a boss

[@insertmeme1529]

I keep hearing small bits of Roy's theme from Color Splash...

[@warioland523]

Makes sense since like Roy this is the penultimate fight of the game. Despite not having as much intelligence as the other Legions of Stationary and mostly being a feral animal the Stapler can be debated as the secondary antagonist of the game as due to his actions of stapling people under Olly's command resulting in the creation of his troops the Folded Soldiers and it is implied that with Stapler's defeat that the surviving Folded Soldiers lost their folded appearance like Bowser and returned to normal. When you think about it the main villain of this game is like Dimentio in abilities and goals mixed with Bleck's tragic undertones. The only real difference is the Origami King as the main villain is established early on where as with Super while there are hints Dimentio is the main antagonist they don't outright say he is until the very end.

[@notligit]

@@warioland523 too long, didn't read.

[@kyanpepperz53]

Notlegitgamer GD bobby I thought you were dead...

[@notligit]

@@kyanpepperz53this is an alternative dimension

[@arcmoon2567]

I had 205 max hp for this boss, its ultra move with the gold thingy delt over 167 damage even tho I perfectly protected myself (with the silver protect boost accessory)

[@ClaireGirlJ]

ikr, good thing the stapler is just about a 1 shot after

[@LynnLayla]

@Fernando the Boomer Knarmd death or you might left a tiny bit of hp.

[@SuperMarioOddity]

For whatever reason, every theme in this entire freakin' game starts going hard at exactly 0:58. HOW?

[@supermario1fan]

2:15 These sounds are great.

[@peachblossom09]

The part where Mario legit snapped the stapler's jaw in half felt like someone grabbed a sharp stake and stabbed my heart like a vampire. The fact the Stapler is basically a doggo makes it ten times worse

[@hellotheredesrworld]

Had to do it man sorry

[@victzegopterix2]

Your journey is ending And tour efforts are feeble, You will heel, you will fall With the rest of your people.

[@treegirl5105]

Gaze into darkness The fangs of submission This hubris of paper Leads only to perdition

[@ReveiwKing999]

@@treegirl5105 Can it, ya twerp! Unfold me, you jerk! Even I, a pro villain Wouldn't do this kind of work!

[@TheMapleShyGuy]

You cut up my kid! Even I’m not that mean But the plumber will squash you you purple drama queen

[@lordroy88]

After multiple game overs in the battle lab, NOTHING was more satisfying than snapping that damned stapler in half.

[@Hyparbeem526]

I literally only had to search "stapler theme" to find this. Incredible.

[@marquis2736]

0:35 They didn't need to go that hard on that part

[@saamjaza1742]

And then they proceed to go even harder at 0:58

[@GabriTell]

There have been many awesome & memorable soundtracks over time, but what makes this special (in addition to it's originality, excellent and organic mix of physical and synthetic instrumental, ...) is how it masterfully conveys the feelings of the presented situation (with a level of rigor and detail such that you can even deduce context without having played it). In this one we can appreciate details such as the intermittent variation in volume after the intro transition, that represents the wild creature trying to bite; or the pre-dramatic transition, where the criature seems to bite heavily & violently (all of this figured out just from music). ✨️

[@luigiproductions7815]

Fun Fact: You can beat Stapler without it reaching its golden staple phase, just make sure to plan out your +1 and x2 panels correctly!

[@bukkij40]

Botchamania brought me here. Thanks Platinumb3rlitz

[@platinumb3rlitz]

right back at ya buddy

[@michelepapagni6011]

That satisfying moment when you perfect parry the Gold Staple Gun when 0:57 kicks in:

[@Wintor_My_Guy]

When I was playing for the first time I thought their would only be 5 main bosses but the stapler?! Unexpected!!

[@martincordoba6804]

If you listen closely, you can hear the voice that also appears in the music of the Disco Devil Which may imply that the Stapler was the Hole Punch's dog

[@EternallyAFK]

Probably this part 0:55

[@cromanticheer]

I believe YOU have my stapler!

[@WL-bs4nc]

Impressive how the Origami craftsman’s book only mentions Legion of Stationary members you’ve already seen before. That includes the Stapler that you probably forgot about, because it was only seen in the first few minutes of the game.

[@Mackin3]

Very tense stuff!

[@Squigglanator]

Bosses: Tortel Artist Balloon Stretchy man Octopus Cactus Roast bird Black hole maker Yeti THE WHEEL Dog Lightning cloud with man A hand Scrap Beetle Mr blade An airplane The better dog And an emo kid with the power of racism and paper folding.

[@Squigglanator]

I might have forgotten one I don’t know.

[@cryoshock7296]

Ah yes, the boss where Mario literally snaps it's jaw backwards

[@SupaMerryoGuyy]

Here boy, come here boy who's a good boy who's a good boy... NOT YOU

[@The_Duel_Bladed_Duelist]

Every other dog in existence < A literal stapler.

[@leorelic]

Wade Barrett's got some bad news for ya

[@aman-vc2fp]

This song makes Olly's guard stapler feel infinitely more intimidating than he ever was.

[@AdrianGuzmanOfficial]

"You though this was going to be an easy battle? Well, I'm afraid I got some BAD NEWS" Seriously though, if you hear Bad News Barrett Entrance theme and this song you'll notice they sound kind similar

[@emidemi7211]

Probably the best boss fight out of the Legion of Stationery. Honestly, I had way more fun fighting Stapler than any other streamer boss.

[@mariokirby1703]

hole punch is the best in my opinion

[@SophisticatedGoat222]

@@mariokirby1703 I personally found Hole Punch really tedious, and he's definitely my least-favourite. My favourite was probably Tape.

[@mariokirby1703]

@@SophisticatedGoat222 tape was reeeeaaaally easy tho

[@mariobroultimate1808]

Stapler wasn’t even guarding a streamer.

[@LStare110]

@@mariobroultimate1808 Well... He was guarding the Throne Room. And he was the one who created King Olly's Origami Army in the beginning remember?

[@aymanaboufarise4346]

0:55 this is why you came. (Or not im not you)

[@theaprilsonlyfool]

0:55 thru 1:25 sounds like good animation meme material

[@nightfurywarriorcat8159]

It does!

[@Thedemonkinghimself]

0:41 gives me “oh crap this is the penultimate boss fight.” Vibes

[@RuhiyeÜlker]

The Fanged Fastener Stapler Boss Fight Rocks when you Fight a Strong Foe called a Stapler

[@App-L]

dude i forgot how good of a sound track this game had

[@averylehner5794]

Why does the hardest boss theme in the history of gaming have to belong to a freaking STAPLER

[@stepsfan4life739]

This was to good not to be the final boss song it’s so epic

[@CaliCosmicGal]

Way to exiting not really fitting for this game’s final boss but fitting for Stapler

[@kaizoisevil]

I mean it's right before the final boss.

[@aaronTGP_3756]

It's works really well as a penultimate boss. Besides, Olly's theme masterfully goes for a more emotional type of symphonic metal.

[@seroujghazarian6343]

0:33-0:35 This also plays after the battle is over

[@romanelorioux4770]

The fact that you see him at the Beginning make you know that you gonna fight against him later

[@romanelorioux4770]

I have a theory about the song: the more the enemy IS dangerous to Paper, the more Epic the song get

[@cocostar319]

How is every boss in this game so good? AND THEY'RE ALL OFFICE SUPPLIES?!

[@xx-spongebob-xx4596]

Pencils: an artist that is also a bit of a terrorist Rubber band: discount William Shakespeare Hole puncher: best dancer I ever saw Tape: Mafia boss Scissors: ninja with two swords/katanas Stapler: my dog

[@TrueVoidKing14243]

Scissors is more of a psychopathic freak

[@guyonyoutube3850]

I'd like to know why Olly made the Stapler a dog

[@guyonyoutube3850]

@Otneimica I thought that Olly gave the LOS sentience.

[@guyonyoutube3850]

@Otneimica It's never stated, but that's what I interpreted from the picture in the credits where the LOS are shown on a table.

[@ilikecurry2345]

That's right, kids, they let a dog into the legion of doom.

[@dankasaurusrex5892]

Idk why but all I thought about during this battle was that South Park episode where Rob Schneider was a stapler

[@TheWolfBunny64]

Really rocks those BanG Dream!/Love Live! vibes in the boss theme!

[@theterrarianlichlichking4338]

"oh boy i wonder how marios gonna finish this boss of-" *mario [bleep]ing breaks the staplers jaw*

[@potatohero51]

Second favorite boss theme and this SLAPS

[@j0sh639]

What's your first?

[@potatohero51]

j0sh disco devil hole puncher

[@isabellemazerolle-briaud8379]

@Magolor UTTP you are everywhere that i go

[@isabellemazerolle-briaud8379]

@Magolor UTTP and kirby videos sometimes

[@isabellemazerolle-briaud8379]

@Magolor UTTP you appeared on Juno songs under my control & CROWNED video right?

[@j0sh639]

Probably my favorite song in the game!

[@lorddrayvon1426]

Anyone else find it funny that what is essentially a dog is given a hard rock theme song?

[@Nachisoubu]

Hearing all these again, all the boss themes in this game are so raw compared to other games - especially this one, since you're fighting a dog in this one. They really make Origami King stand out.

[@neotrix2009]

Enemies that should never be in a room together: Chain Chomp and Stapler (Actually I wanna see that battle)

[@LynnLayla]

that's gonna be so brutal and one of the most and worst team of boss ever. mario's gonna die in that. but yeah, that will be lit. dodging both of their mouths at the same time fighting for your life and saving the world from being turned into an origami.

[@sci-io]

Me who is a (non-)genius at animations 👌(ok hand sign)

[@TrueVoidKing14243]

@@LynnLaylaWell, in the case of the chain chomp, you'd be shredded, not folded

[@mellcaramell]

A staple in Paper Mario boss themes

[@KamilAndrzejczak]

0:43: wow! (in the background) 1:33: wow! wow! (in a tiny voice) 🤣 Great song. It's awesome.

[@justsomeinternetguy560]

If any origami king song will be in the next paper Mario game, I want it to be this

[@kornelbut]

We're fighting a fucking dog

[@newmallenium]

Soon you will join the princess shaped into a perfect form Soon all the world will bow be bound by steel to a new norm Soon fanged shackles lock your kingdoms in my folded war Soon those who dared defile my soul shall be no more!

[@TaruTwist]

Based

[@orangeiris64]

He's gonna snap in half your stupid office tool >:)

[@Tommymol]

You must bow to the loyal doggo Da stapler or else…

[@toadplayssupermario]

When Stapler opened its mouth, I got the chance to land on a x2 panel, and attack him with the Legendary Hammer. I know it's crazy but it was actually easy for me and I finished him in just 5 minutes.

[@marcelopaulo446]

Man gotta love this one

[@franciscotapia9682]

Shelby:"bind them" ende up being the origami king's final words as a time anomaly traps him inside his ideal world free of all toads till he starves to death

[@bobveinne2439]

I love the Tuvan throat singing overtones

[@WilliamDearthwd]

Yeah, and it uses three levels of staples to attack. Once you've damaged it to about half, it'll change them to red where they'll have double the attack power. And when about 1/4 health left, gold staples, which are double the attack power of the red.

[@randomguy31254]

I loved how they made the stapler a dog.

[@allieangel4494]

The fact this is my alarm worries me

[@beeves_6925]

jojo really just left us like that.

[@CorneliusCob]

Once, one afternoon in daycare when I was about 5, a staple inexplicably materialized in my thumb. I only noticed it after coming off of the tire swing, and it was deep enough that I should’ve noticed it, but strangely I don’t remember it hurting at all until my mom took it out

[@KenanVonKaiser]

I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER!

[@JayMenon-gj9lr]

Yes…yes I do >:)

[@d3rpybi11z]

Game Dev: it's just a battle song for a stapler boss for a game about origami, don't go crazy

[@Jaxson62]

Also Game Dev:

[@preposteroussongs5572]

This theme is pure chaos.