The Fastest Character In Fiction (Not Really) Is a FEMBOY…

[@BUR404]

I kinda sorta maybe hypothetically potentially theoretically forgot about the time flash outran speed 💀 Give the femboy a W, come on guys. But anyways that sorta gets into cosmology arguments which I’m shit at

[@AceCraftx]

Bro,I made a video on how strong ren Fuji is

[@AceCraftx]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKicaKeEZdaXmbMsi=_R3SusBd7coIYUzF

[@-libertyprimev1-902]

There's also that ability Flash has to steal the speed of others, going far behind simply slowing down movement, mf'er turned a kid into a living statue that requires centuries for him to just close his eyes for a blink... Meaning it also steals the speed/movement of the body's functions and any surrounding effects on said body as he remains alive through it all. 💀 Actual Unending Torment, bro would hit the end of the universe like a download bar stuck at 99%.

[@axelvaughn9625]

Nah I demand a do over

[@zhcultivator]

Femboy Supremacy.

[@chris-if5vz]

No one is faster than the Camera Man. He is omnipresent.

[@eldritchangel4058]

Truly the final boss, for if you somehow defeat them, the series just ends right there. We can no longer see what is happening in that universe.

[@bobafett4452]

SpongeBob outran him. Dude couldn't perceive him running to a Mountain.

[@spideygaming2001]

​@@bobafett4452 he doesnt need to slow down our perseption of the series for that, the scene is meant to show how fast he is the camera is meant to stay there

[@joezar33]

😮

[@gadlygamer]

except for terence from angry birds

[@Saber06]

Flash chased a mf hopping through dimensions and casually wagged his finger and the enemy gave the candy treat back.

[@BallsLover90]

And in the end they met in the edge of the universe where matter is still created AND REMEMBER FLASH CAN OUTSPEED DEATH.

[@Epictimereal]

Archie sonic >

[@Freaky-Raine]

There's the single thing common weakness that all these speedsters, even Schreiber have......Plot

[@QuestionsAndMails]

Oh... I know him. He's from KKK/Dies Irae Wally outrunned Black Racer, whose ability is to be faster than his opponent. He also runned faster than Speed Force(speed itself)

[@louaidz1929]

@@QuestionsAndMails "KKK" bro there's better ways to call it 😭 Like call it K3 or something lol

[@BUR404]

Come one man, let the femboy have a W 💀 Still wouldn’t beat the camera man tho

[@QuestionsAndMails]

​@@louaidz1929Well, in my fandom they called it that. KKK. Since it was a Russian fandom, there were no such associations 😂

[@QuestionsAndMails]

​@@louaidz1929Btw he's facist

[@QuestionsAndMails]

​@@BUR404Well, this universe is full of Hux, and quite strong. At one time I was involved in disputes between these universes, comics and several other novels and such as Umineko, or Magic Index, or Fate

[@Randomchannelidk-zm6dy]

the fastest character in fiction is the camera man cuz who would be able to record their fights

[@messengercreator]

unfortunately t 3000 bypass speed of camera man much more t 5000

[@Dirtymutiehater]

Camera don't exist in comics goofy the writer solos

[@defeatingasandwich_onlymak9967]

​@@Dirtymutiehater Actually, he does lol

[@notme8652]

The microphone after the screen goes black:

[@zhcultivator]

Nah, I would outspeed - Wolfgang Schreiber...

[@Lord.C0D]

I am always one step ahead - camera man

[@Freaky-Raine]

Thawne going back in time and gives young Schreiber the Drake treatment:

[@Dirtymutiehater]

Knowing thawne he probably would do worst​@@Freaky-Raine

[@Nsnsms1]

@@Freaky-Rainewhat is that pfp 😭

[@MrT-ib4rw]

Roadrunner solos

[@Raidsage]

Nah lowkey the backstory is crazy work

[@iqvillager8441]

The chrome T-Rex will always be the fastest speedster

[@louaidz1929]

He also has one of the most fucked up backstories I have seen

[@error-4269]

Then you are blind my "friend".

[@louaidz1929]

@@error-4269 what does this mean?

[@error-4269]

@@louaidz1929 really? 🤣🤣

[@DarkNinja-bf6hk]

​@@error-4269 what

[@bruhaintknoway]

​@@error-4269no way bro☠️

[@totallynotinsane3327]

In sonic unleashed and generations you can go so fast the camera can’t track you so sonic>camera man.

[@BUR404]

Camera Man let him win. They’re so humble ☺️

[@annakaywilliamson7303]

The camera man is the god o speed

[@messengercreator]

@@BUR404 uhhh why t 3000 bypass speed camera man even face to face still nothing even slow motion is struggle due speed t 3000 so easy win t 3000

[@eduardopantoja9115]

That and they didn't pay the camera man good money to bother to get a good camera angle. I guess even the camera man needs money to survive and do their job good

[@Replies.Delete.Sometimes.IDKy.]

Funniest part about that is even classic base sonic can fo that.

[@toxiccrusader4880]

His ability is kinda a mix of Almighty Thor’s (Toaru) and Gojo’s (JJK) ngl.

[@BUR404]

Pretty good examples tbh

[@Dirtymutiehater]

Both wally west victims

[@daiblo.dshadow]

He was created before both Almighty thor and Gojo.

[@toxiccrusader4880]

Doesnt mean it can’t be similar

[@anime_walls2099]

Sonic and Barry's speed is beyond speed Literally, That aside its nice to see Something on Dies irea Ren Fuji next?

[@Kirbing0]

You know it’s cooked when bro has to respond to half the top comments with “give the femboy a w” 😭

[@RandomSkull420]

Fr

[@BallsLover90]

Fr bro knows he have been defeated💀

[@everrets387]

Nah he is right in fiction there is always gonna be anothe character that is stronger than another. Meet my OC greg ge can solo all of dragon ball verse bc i said so . These kinda vids are set up to fail always

[@carljohanson3895]

​@@everrets387thats... Not how it works lol, anyone can say that, but no one is taking your character seriously, it needs feats, detailed explenations and sometimes even mathematicaly proven broken abilities (aka gojos infinity.)

[@thorshammer7883]

Yeah... the backstories behind a few Shinza Bansho characters in the series can range from very derangely dark to exceedingly tragic to the point they are likely darker then alot Nasuverse characters normally are. And considering how cruel the cosmology systems and nature is in Dies Irae and how insane the universe can become under a wicked maniac like Reinhard it has the possibility and potential of getting easily worse then Warhammer 40k that even Khorne's forever wars is a sandbox compared to what Reinhard was intending. Then there is Hajun but that is another seperate ridiculous story for another time perhaps. It may be not as extremely lawless as the SCP cosmology is but it's up there.

[@mrmashman8338]

both flash and sonic have ran infinite distances 😭

[@Professional-Hater-No.1]

7:00 Lord have mercy, you just forced me to create images in my mind which i can't take out.

[@baconlord2545]

We all know dad with the milk is the fastest constant in existence No matter how omniscient or omnipresent you are you’ll never be able to find or catch up to him.

[@Freaky-Raine]

Schreiber watching as Reverse-Flash goes back in time and gives young version of Schreiber the diddy treatment:

[@AiZeN2003]

and Wolfgang Schreiber changes the plot 😭

[@chakrafuji458]

Not possible, Schreiber would follow him infinitely

[@Freaky-Raine]

@@AiZeN2003 not after Reverse-Flash fills up his eye hole

[@Freaky-Raine]

Ngl I thought his whole thing was that while he may be faster than you it still has limitations like not being able to go back in time or sudden change of the enemy's speed causes it to not adapt quickly because how was he defeated?

[@bluegod-yt8gu]

@@Freaky-Raine why did i think about it

[@KneedsG]

When you become an anime fan you completely disregard all the feats comic book characters have

[@zhcultivator]

casual Wolfgang Schreiber W.

[@spideygaming2001]

Man is always faster than his opponent, not his oppenents projectilces😂

[@StainlessGhs]

Did you forget about that time Flash outran the concept of death?

[@BUR404]

Give the femboy a W

[@Lord_Chibi]

Didn't he beat death by time travelling to the end of reality? Iirc death was faster but Wally ran to where it couldn't exist before it caught up with him...

[@MATI640]

​@@BUR404NO

[@joezar33]

Yeah, I don't think this femboi could react to how truly fast characters like Flash , Sonic , Goku . 1 thing for sure this character back story is absolutely tragic AF .

[@faith4657]

That's still going to be less. His literally just 1 step, maybe even more ahead of them.

[@magatsuzer0853]

DIES IRAE MENTIONED!?

[@DeadInside-il8ko]

There is also Pucci who infinitely accelerates and that corpse of the flash who always becomes faster than any speedster and also Saitama who simply becomes stronger than any of his opponents who stands In front of him

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Black flash

[@TomasBregman]

Saitama's power isn't just becoming stronger than anyone he fights 💀

[@Bigsmoke-tn3wf]

@@DeadInside-il8ko nah Saitama isn't that fast at all it's just he has good adaptation he's mftl at bets And pucci is infinite speed to imersurable but Schreiber is irrelevant speed

[@DeadInside-il8ko]

@@Bigsmoke-tn3wf I said pucci accelerates infinitely not has infinite speed

[@ginnungagapabyss5639]

Ohhh. I'll be honest, I thought it was that Hellsing trap, that somewhat beat Alucard.

[@Pro-Diletante]

Lol you mean Shrodinger? 😂

[@ginnungagapabyss5639]

@@Pro-Diletante yep

[@ginnungagapabyss5639]

Seems like DB's instantaneous movement is the natural enemy of that power. A technique that brings the user to a realm that exists outside the concept of life and death (hell seems to prevent instant transmission, but not whatever end of GT Goku used), beyond the concept of Reality, Space-Time, and Dimensions. Unless the power can somehow work against a foe that no longer exists in the realm you are in.

[@RealAstroWhale]

Probably the most underrated anime I’ve seen.

[@alterego9082]

Brother, you have just brought up Dies Irae and Masadaverse. Prepare yourself for the fanboys. On the other note Reinhard should be faster in his Atziluth since he has Wilhelms power but amplified by his Throne God Candidate status

[@thorshammer7883]

Ah I remember those days back a few years ago from now. Back when many folk were assuming Masadaverse characters were outerversal. I used to be one of those people, but I am not a guy who argues and defends outerversal scaling anymore. I've grown out of that.

[@BUR404]

@thorshammer7883 do you still got beef with Nasuverse scaling??

[@thorshammer7883]

@@BUR404 Depends what you mean. If you mean actively going around against outerversal scaling of the Nasuverse? Nah not right now. But if you mean I am content with they being assumed when I do see it? Nope. I am still objectively against it and constructively do what I can do to show why it's inconsistent and absurd to overscale Fate Stay Night that much. That's what I'm currently doing in that regard.

[@Bigsmoke-tn3wf]

@@thorshammer7883yeah they are and above as well?

[@thorshammer7883]

@@Bigsmoke-tn3wf What did you mean? Because I am not understanding the structure of your sentence.

[@GabrielMayombe]

you do not want to know what i would do with super speed 😈

[@BUR404]

💀

[@GabrielMayombe]

@@BUR404 😈

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Conquer anything I can

[@GabrielMayombe]

@@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman ight 👍

[@Professional-Hater-No.1]

"I know what kind of man you are"

[@Phleacean-DS]

Not the Calebcity, jehtt, and chocolate scene😂! You choose the mkst memiest things to introduce them 7:15 : ayoooo

[@ryanjoslinii8342]

8:22 he said that his ability can make the distance between him and his opponent infinite but the flash can run at infinite speeds

[@Panji_2950]

Have you’ve heard of him saying “Regardless of Hax or anything of that matter” so pretty much in a simplier term He’ll always stay faster than them no matter what, especially when time manipulation doesn’t even effect him unless you’re Ren Fuji whose Atziluth/Briah activation stopped him from moving because it’s Absolute

[@user-ke6pc3zu2p]

i can just hear him say the "number fifteen burger king foot lettuce" with that tone

[@sickandtired9281]

So this video is basically a no limits fallacy, smh.

[@potato287-e]

"im whatever speed you are, multiplied by two" -cameraman

[@antinixsupernova]

3:47 sonic was literally stated to run supersonic speeds in base(game sonic was stated to be able to do this in i think in one of those game manual thingies) Also sonic can go light speed this is proved by the fact he caught the laser wisp which litterally travels at light speed,however he had to use more power to do that,this would mean that sonic can reach light speed but it tires him out,so he travels an aversge of supersonic speeds most of the time in base

[@19LimitArt]

This the part where we forget that classic sonic (a much weaker sonic) was able to travel through time in sonic cd? Many people try to count his speed feat by saying “well it was the sign post not sonics actual speed” but in the manual for the game it states that it’s Sonics own speed feat and even in the concept for the game, the writers have him moving through time by himself, not with the power of the signposts. Even later down the line when sonic uses the light speed dash in game, he actually goes SLOWER than when he’s just running normally

[@antinixsupernova]

@@19LimitArt oh dang

[@antinixsupernova]

@@19LimitArt but i dont see that well,talked sbout much,in generations modern sonic is stated to move through time in one of the manuals

[@brogeefrong]

Sonic was able to run out of Null Space in base, which is stated to go on forever, ergo Sonic has Infinite Speed in base, and in Super, he can fight a being who existed in the past, present, and future simultaneously, ergo Immeasurable Speed And for Archie Sonic, he can fight people who have Time be irrelevant to them, ergo Irrelevant Speed

[@ningyaungao49]

If the cameraman were to actually step in they would literally outrun the power of curious George’s curiosity

[@ambassadorofbadtaste]

Let's be real here: anyone who's omnipresent is the fastest

[@BallsLover90]

I mean omnipresent mean you don't have to aim your bullets to hit the omnipresent entity

[@Shd001]

Omnipresent isnt speed. Even if it was it would only equal inaccessable speed (traveling any diatance in 0 time) meaning immesurable (any distance in negative time) and irrelevant (beyond the concept) are faster

[@yukiakito3083]

The camera man doesn’t need to go fast He doesn’t need to chase others He simply knows where you are going to arrive. Every change in angle, and slight turn. He has already seen it. He is already there before you even arrive.

[@Reesemike]

I mean truth be told sonic could just wish away that ability

[@ldezzy9260]

Let’s just ignore the fact that they have arm bans with a Austrian painter

[@error-4269]

And this is when we get to the cosmology argument so his hax wouldn't work because his cosmology is lower then for example Sonic's or the flashes.

[@BUR404]

Cosmology arguments are just as messy as “verse equalization” usually I ignore it

[@error-4269]

@@BUR404 you really can't once you go into this territory and verse Equalization is a total different and is usually done for the sake of fun.

[@crimsonshifter5338]

Nahhhhh, cosmology arguments just completely suck the fun out of these vs videos and make it very annoying. please let's avoid it.

[@error-4269]

@@crimsonshifter5338 alright if you say so.

[@altu8590]

​@@BUR404 you shouldn't do that unless it is narratively relavent

[@user-pv4ht7zv4x]

The flash can also ignore inertia upon other things with his speed, he can also steal other's speed and make it his own so much so that he could make pretty much anyone static, he has also sucked out the entire speed of a universe making it so he can be the only speedster in the universe, tough he could take it further since the speedforce is in every universe, i should also say that he has nearly destriyed the entire multiverse while racing shazam, and another timd when barry and wally raced

[@killerqueen1871]

So basically, he is like Achilles from Fate/Apocrypha

[@Panji_2950]

Nope

[@shrekatemyonions]

Imagining a fight between Wolfgang and Enrico Pucci is kinda funny, since Pucci can accelerate the universe (and himself) until infinity, essentially infinitely slowing down all living organisms. It’d be so hilarious to see Wolfgang becoming slower as Made In Heaven progresses, only to become faster as Pucci approaches them again. I don’t even care who would win, the image is just great to think about

[@jonathanpeyo68]

The Camera man, the Fastest Thing In All of Fiction

[@ChaosIncarnate-o5x]

Now that is an interesting ability. I want to see how it interacts with an ability like Made In Heaven, or Return To Zero. Speedrunner Mario would also be an interesting case, along with the likes of Accelerator's vectors.

[@ailtonjossimarjoveltorres5915]

Wait until he finds out about Kamen rider

[@Pro-Diletante]

😂 Facts

[@Pro-Diletante]

OVERCLOCK

[@vbrawny_zuelong5300]

made in heaven:

[@Pro-Diletante]

@@vbrawny_zuelong5300 He is faster than MIH

[@JuanPablo-hk2qi]

Real

[@MCLegend13]

I know it’s hypothetical but what would occur if Enrico Pucci used the requiem arrow and stabbed MIH with it leading to Made In Heaven Requiem being born. I wander What kind of speed that stand would be capable of if regular Made In Heaven is Infinite Speed just imagine how fast the Requiem would be. I theorised it would move so fast it’s above the very concept of speed itself and would be able to transcend dimensionality by moving faster than the concept of speed.

[@Kaxmak]

New femboy to glaze 🗣🙏

[@phaeronmd2416]

Uncle Grandpa would solo all of then

[@LaiamOrdinario]

Flash still faster

[@LaiamOrdinario]

Never mind the camera man still faster 😅

[@iamnotweak9259]

He will flash you in no time

[@hhgff778]

Damn, that backstory is incredibly fucked up... Also here in 8:23, did you just say this mf gains Gojo's limitless for a brief moment in order to charge up his main ability? 💀

[@sonxicor8921]

This video is recent yet leaves out Quicksilver who now in current comments has faster speed feats than Archie Sonic

[@omegathe1st501]

Damn...he barely has any R34 arts.

[@CagXanno]

🤨🤨🤨

[@omegathe1st501]

​@@CagXannoim just upset he doesn't have one, he seems like a handsome guy.

[@Kertierain]

@@omegathe1st501I really can’t blame you

[@chuuniluv3r]

you can change history... we need more r34 schreiber art

[@vipbeef2174]

Because Shinza is very niche. Even more so compared to Umineko.

[@radheyrastogi1198]

idea; top 10 characters that can solo fateverse

[@bennogb5069]

Its basically only gonna be non-animanga characters or only ones from verses you can argue above it, wich are like two in animanga if you low-ball Nasuverse.

[@BRUHman096]

Our imaginary characters solo fate-verse🗿

[@SansINess53]

Lol sonic would outspeed him with the power of friendship and plot armor so this femboy duck will die while his pants are down.

[@Bigsmoke-tn3wf]

@@SansINess53 nah Schreiber solos cuz Sonic is only as fast as a irl hedgehog 🦔

[@terra1823]

DIES IRAE MENTIONEDDDDDDDDDD(Reinhard is faster btw, but cool video)

[@puglord2442]

How do characters beyond speed work in this conversation?

[@BUR404]

Well Wolfgang is slightly vulnerable to characters who stop time or attack without the concept of speed So someone beyond speed could take him down heavily depending on what you’d consider “beyond speed”

[@darkside2589]

So an omnipresent character could no diff wolfgang?

[@19LimitArt]

@@BUR404what about Sonics chaos control?

[@thatguy5494]

Yes​@@darkside2589

[@thatguy5494]

​@@darkside2589that's god speed nothing is faster then omnipresent

[@baotan774]

“Hey it’s me Goku” I’m too lazy to prove it but i think this is true

[@vortexwarpers3338]

Nah fucking his eye socket is devious work 💀

[@iagolopes4009]

10:02-> Oh yes... The cameraman

[@ChaosIncarnate-o5x]

I love speed based videos, and this one's far from an exception.

[@XxSpirothKurotamaMOONLIGHTxX]

also you should do creepypasta or horror story narrations.

[@blengdiabloed7335]

Ah yeah, Schreiber. One of those characters who can drive by a damn bike while being a former ho. Issue with him or her (as what he literally identifies himself as) is that he is faster than the concept of speed itself because his Briah makes him faster than his enemy so technically if he is faced against Flash, Sonic, Quicksilver, etc.... he will eventually outspeed and blitz them. though there's a huge drawback from this which is his mental state. each souls he and others consume, will take part of their memory, making them unstable. Schreiber can control it better than her peers and only above him who can control it is Reinhard, whose ego is so huge. the only ONE who defeated Schreiber against his immeasurable feats of speed is Reinhard, that means Reinhard is THE fastest to be able to beat his ass, but we won't count him in here since he's technically a God. Shinza Banzo is kinda weird, especially the actual Pantheons. Schreiber isn't even considered as one of the pantheon because he served under Reinhard, who is a Hadou/Hegemony God as one of Reinhard's top lieutenants together with Machina (his punch can cause ripples in time and space) and Samiel (her flames that is as hot as the devil's flames from hell) and their beliefs and willpower are their weapons... of sorts.

[@Wizardwarlock324]

It doesn’t matter if the femboy’s ability expense space infinitely between him and the opponent, if the opponent can cross infinite distances in a finite amount of time

[@newheart3757]

Fr this nga already got debunked 😭 he's fodder.

[@CrusaderGoat]

Fax Flash and Sonic have literally ran so fast they broke through the comic panel you can NOT tell me a fast femboy can beat that😭🙏

[@Bigsmoke-tn3wf]

@@Wizardwarlock324 Bot didn't explain it very well his ability is his very rule coming into reality and that is that he will never be touched by anyone Also he has irrelevant speed via moving so fast he transcendeds the concept of speed

[@Bigsmoke-tn3wf]

@@newheart3757 what debunk?the Shinza debunks in general aren't really good because people don't read the series at all

[@Bigsmoke-tn3wf]

@@CrusaderGoat that's kinda unquantifiable but Schreiber with his law should be faster regardless

[@bananaguy2009]

Finally something worthy to edge to

[@BUR404]

What do you mean by that🤨

[@error-4269]

@@BUR404 he's a pervert pretty easy to understand what he means by that.

[@that1guy712]

Ain’t no one faster than my goat Sonic. That guys speed feats don’t even come close to Sonic‘s (I didn’t even watch the video)

[@PavelLazensky]

i mean like the video legit shows spongebob being faster than the camera man

[@rprfl4mezyt964]

Devonte the one enters the chat

[@user-ey3vl9iv7z]

Can't super sonic move in a void without time like in sonic generation

[@Skypatroller_BenCD]

Sonic is fast enough to restore time and Super Sonic is faster sooooooo

[@thorshammer7883]

I would say a true omnipotent being like Yahuah Elohim would definitely be the fastest character in and out of all creation. With omnipresence & absolute speed he can be anywhere and anywhen with his presence proactively for all eternity without beginning nor end. Now something absolute like that is something hard to comprehend but can be understood. And he's pretty cool guy.

[@Bigsmoke-tn3wf]

Omnipresence isn't speed and absolute speed isn't a thing

[@thorshammer7883]

@@Bigsmoke-tn3wf Omnipresence means you'll everywhere. Also technically a Omnipotent will be able to do that naturally. Absolute speed is on superpower wiki and is listed among other Absolute superpowers.

[@Bigsmoke-tn3wf]

@@thorshammer7883 Omnipresence is a state of being in which you're everywhere and nowhere at the same time it's not really speed, I don't like using "Omnipotence" because it doesn't really work in fiction Superpowers wiki?Alright lg

[@thorshammer7883]

@@Bigsmoke-tn3wf Well it should be mentioned because you are still all present which can be still considered Absolute speed since you are constantly ever present eternally. Don't get into the contention that omnipotence doesn't exist though. That's been done a million times before and it is tiring and distracting. What Absolute speed is described in detail in Superpower wiki. All you have to do is search it and you'll get it in no time.

[@Bigsmoke-tn3wf]

@@thorshammer7883 ldk it feels weird bringing them up because they don't have that much doing with speed I'm sorry but using omnipotence in vs debating and in fiction is really dumb imo because more often then not it always comes down to cosmology

[@gamerred200]

Sonic can make wishes using chaos energy.. If the wishes are ineffective then that's that I guess. And the flash probably faced something similar to wolfgang's power. If not then I submit.

[@W1KTORious]

My mans, sonic outrun time

[@АсылжанЖунусбеков]

I hear your statements and arguments but respectively disagree. Because you picked the wrong Flash in order to show the fastest of them. The feat of Barry outrunning instant teleportation across universe is impressive but it's nothing on the background of Wally West being so fast he outrun the concept of speed in his verse (Speedforce). And was stated that Wally is so fast that speeforce is not powering him but simply following him, as lightning pulling to lightning road. Flash (Wally West) so fast speed itself can't catch up to him.

[@messengercreator]

but Reverse flash much faster than Wally

[@avery1647]

​@@messengercreator"A HATER ALWAYS ARRIVE EARLY AT THE SCENE!"

[@messengercreator]

@@avery1647 lol

[@chakrafuji458]

Wolfgang literally is faster then the concept of speed

[@АсылжанЖунусбеков]

@@chakrafuji458 first of all no he's not he faster than his opponents that's it. Second Flash is still way faster

[@swapdev2156]

Sonic:Nah I'd win

[@frankaxe6700]

5:25 took me 10 years to get this joke and it's heat

[@herohamza1196]

ScrewAttack's Sonic vs Flash Death Battle is epic

[@Murda.flocks]

😔and look here i thought father pucci washes any speedster considering he has infinite speed

[@nicolastorres9351]

Nah id win

[@eatchickeninthekitchen8665]

Wtf is that backstory bro 💀💀💀 writers need to get their studio's raided

[@Pro-Diletante]

It’s tragic ain’t it..

[@KING-OF_BEASTS]

He is from the masadaverse

[@OsirusiaEditz]

Spongebobs speed transcends conceptual space, inspongebob comics he meets his worlds equivalent of Azathoth and surpasses it, Spongebob wiped his world clean. And squidward existed and moved in a place without time space or reason, distance was irrelevant.

[@theguywhoasked2597]

Spongebob to inconsistent to be used in any debates

[@Bigsmoke-tn3wf]

@@OsirusiaEditz all of that just for Kasumi to solo

[@LuvasTheGloves]

Flash could steal speed and grind on this femboy, so they are tied in 1st place, lol.

[@jesser5138]

Im just like the flash fr fr

[@LuvasTheGloves]

@@jesser5138 cameraman always faster

[@jesser5138]

@@LuvasTheGloves not stopping me either way bro. Say hi to Mima from me.

[@LuvasTheGloves]

@@jesser5138 BRO WAIT, I FORGOT... You need to cook.

[@jesser5138]

@@LuvasTheGloves nah bro, they onto me, tell Eirin the whole operation is off.

[@busterwolf8901]

what if they can't move by let's say paralysis? Will their body move on its own away from whoever is approaching her/him/whatever? What happens then?

[@AgpMoney-jd7jb]

7:10 AAAAAAAAAYYYYYUYOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!?!??😂

[@Kurouso2099]

Now i wait the Reinhard video.

[@FaustfromGuiltyGear]

Damn, not even Jotaro can stop him…

[@Y0URU53R]

Would.

[@herohamza1196]

Speed Blitz Supremacy 🦾🗿

[@jojosiwastan88]

what if you move slowly? would he match that speed but slightly faster?

[@BUR404]

Yes

[@hawkey21]

i'd put the marvel speedster who outran Eternity up there in the fastest as well, maybe faster than Wolfgang, maybe not, depends if you give Eternity Omnipresence or not.

[@Shizkeb]

Notorious BIG:

[@Makerzunite1415]

Technically, not even the Cameraman is the fastest, as iirc, there was a story in lovecraftian lore about a portal in the infinite multiverse so grand and powerful, not even the Narrator could pass through, and since the Cameraman and the Narrator are relative in terms of omnipresence, this means even the Cameraman can't pass through it, while other more powerful beings have.

[@Choriz0Fiend]

that's one of the most fucked up backstories I've ever known bruh

[@Rishabh149]

I still think both Sonic and Flash will neg diff him Sonic and Flash feats are way greater than his's Both Flash and Sonic are Faster than concepts, Logic literally doesn't apply to them I mean Wally west is faster than Speed Force itself

[@BUR404]

Camera Man and the IRS solo’s both

[@Rishabh149]

@@BUR404 I agree Even Joker is afraid of the IRS

[@mattmetawolf8634]

@@Rishabh149 don’t forget about SpongeBob because if I’m not mistaking anything isn’t SpongeBob likes a character with toonforce so that would probably give him a level of absurdity to basically be a editor or a writer level threat at this point especially if he wanted to outspeed this femboy over here then we can’t forget about speedy Gonzales as well or road runner

[@GrizzlyBear-wg5xo]

Even a human of masada verse negs sonic stop the copium lmao

[@joezar33]

Yeah , both Flash & Sonic feats are still insane , tho this kid does have a kool power .

[@nazthewoo]

on god im giving the w to wolfgang

[@JohnKaung-ck2wh]

I mean flash is not bounded by any concepts(like space and time) so im not sure how can someone get faster than infinite or immeasurable speed(apart from someone being omnipresent)

[@randomrave6635]

doesnt sonic just have a passive that doesnt allow him to lose?

[@electricburst0986]

Ok but if flash doesn’t engage them in a fight and just runs back in time to beat them he has no defence and loses

[@BUR404]

Flash always fucks up the timeline somehow. Maybe beating up Wolfgang in the past would cause a paradox turning all men into Femboys

[@daeve915]

​@@BUR404 oh nooo ( they'd be female enough)