The FAT MESS of Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) | Confused Reviews

[@nicholashall1922]

With all the die hard refernces and fat jokes in it should have been called DIE LARD!!!!!

[@ConfusedReviews]

A joke so punny and silly you would’ve thought I wrote it! Well done.

[@andiejade8282]

HA! That's funny! 🤣 👍

[@erainmartinez8175]

I love this movie as a kid

[@jaygooese4242]

I loved this movie as a kid

[@brandonspain12345]

Funny. This movie was one couple of days ago. I wanted to die when it was on. But on a side note, your videos had gotten better. The editing and jokes hit bullseye. I really can't wait for your Freddy vs. Jason review now.

[@ConfusedReviews]

Thank you, thank you! The videos have finally gotten to a point where they match the vision I had when I started this mess. …Oh yes, FvJ will be fun

[@RedDragonM1]

And the movie was shot at The Burlington Mall, my old mall. I used to go there all the time.

[@Horrormaster13]

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is even worse 😫

[@t1naba1ley]

This is an accurate movie review to my viewing experience. Wonderful review.

[@ConfusedReviews]

Thank you!

[@t1naba1ley]

@@ConfusedReviews you are welcome

[@nathanslay6342]

Uncut Gems is such a chaotic masterpiece! I love it and it’s one of the best films of the 2010s!

[@RedDragonM1]

"He has a lady who's way out of his league.." HAVE YOU SEEN HIS WIFE?!!? She's LOVELY.

[@CTladiesman]

4:47 the wasn’t Paul’s fault the puppy had that coming.

[@purple-punch]

This movie was originally going for a R rating. Most of us know from Sandler. Kevin James career only exists to fill in Chris Farley. Watching Farley be a mall cop would have been way funnier.

[@georgekowalski8715]

This movie is my guilty pleasure. I love this movie. 😂

[@jamesbond1986007]

i agree with having people from new jersey to be the bad guys in the movie

[@garyhall7867]

Literally pooping as I watched this

[@Nico-vhsyunpocomas]

I think Kevin James it's better in "here comes the boom"

[@darkbonnie87fan]

A certified kenny james classic

[@leejones8582]

Observe and Report is the dark version of this

[@atmen1489]

Remember when rock band was a thing

[@kiwifarmsdotnet]

that doesn’t exist anymore

[@erainmartinez8175]

I like this 1 better then the crappy sequel we got

[@andrewblanchard2398]

LUKE have you seen the movie OBSERVE & REPORT ?

[@MutaScale]

I actually saw this in theaters when it came out and yeah, it was dumb, still is. But out of all the Happy Madison produced films, it's harmless and has a few laughs. I will say "Here Comes The Boom" was a far better film (ignoring Joe Rogan) and "Paul Blart 2"... Well, you want some help with that one, i'm always open. (Been more focusing on full time job and writing on the side)

[@ConfusedReviews]

Ironic I had a whole chunk of this script praising Here Comes the Boom, but figured it should be saved for a later time.

[@MutaScale]

@@ConfusedReviews good, good...

[@brer.]

John candy has left the chat

[@betteryou7hanme]

I'd be afraid of falling under the spell of his fucking beautiful eyes.. and oratory.

[@ConfusedReviews]

You know the more I learn about this guy, the less I care for him…

[@Moviemakers05]

Have you seen punch drunk love and will you ever review a dc comic movie

[@jesusplaysgames9951]

You have some loaded questions here. Jeez.

[@justinturley7071]

Hello There.

[@ConfusedReviews]

General Kenobi?

[@justinturley7071]

@@ConfusedReviews you are a bold one.

[@xMgclX]

MALL COP

[@reinaldothecringemaster3728]

Hello I have subscribed to your KZbin channel

[@ConfusedReviews]

Hello I have replied to your KZbin comment

[@reinaldothecringemaster3728]

@@ConfusedReviews Ok Thanks for the Replie to my comment

[@capitalcitygoofball1987]

That this movie beat out Observe and Report, and has grossed more than all of Edgar Wright's movies except Baby Driver and holy shit does make me want to puke. On that, I've never seen it but have sought it out on streaming because I can be a sucker for "fat guy fall down' films if done right. It may take while because I still haven't seen every Ridley Scott movie from the 90's so its gonna have to wait in line.

[@JoJo8116]

Paul Blart mall Blarp

[@erainmartinez8175]

alright that's funny 12:46

[@LevitatingCups]

I got sexually confused by this movie and now identify as a segway.

[@pancho3628]

At least he's mildly better than Adam Sandler

[@ConfusedReviews]

How dare you blaspheme the Sandman in the lord’s house!

[@ShadowAngel-lt8nw]

I mean that's not difficult. Sandler is one of the most untalented, unfunniest pieces of crap around. James at least has some comedic timing in him, but there's a reason that nothing outside King of Queens ever was really good.

[@pancho3628]

This is a pretty dull comedy film and the 2nd is no better, but The King Of Queens is a classic. He was barely okay in the dull film Pixels

[@curiosityscauldron6334]

Hi! I''m an artist and I do thumbnail commissions, if you're interested, I'd love to help you out!