The Field Guide To Megalodontia | Splatoon 3 Salmon Run

[@MikeyInsanity]

I like how everyone just immediately decided its name is Joe just because of that one mistranslation.

[@Pessoa322]

Now I understand why theyre name is Joe, and I agree with the community. Joe will be! 🫡

[@V1G4M1]

Is that why?!? I thought it was a „Joe mama!“ joke… xD

[@celestehernandez2000]

@@V1G4M1ME TOO LMAOOO

[@phoenixkittyq122]

It's Joe!!!

[@Aegisdex]

Ok for joe strats, his booboo is a 1.7x multiplier AND it acts like a separate hitbox to his main body, that means if you have a piercing weapon you basically hit him 2 times. Eliter goes crazy on joe just because it can do almost double the damage of a single egg cannon with a 600*1.7+600 shot. You also want joe to always tale care of resource heavy bosses first. Flyfish and big shots should be your top priority if you are being targeted at joe as spending a bomb or 5 seconds just killing a big shot is not great. As with coho, the highest dps weapon should be on the king most of the time as the consistent damage will help speed up for max profit. Bosses are not your only source of damage so dont just wait for eggs to appear, just shoot joe while they come to you.

[@jtfgamer8832]

I got so used to calling FlyFish Satan that I was confused when I read FlyFish for a second lol

[@Vicvillon]

Sometimes I get so consumed in wanting to send Joe into next week that I forget about the statics!! 🥹🥹 always a good reminder

[@DorkyDoodl]

Whenever I play salmon run and get a xtrawave and the boss is megalodontia, when he comes up, I always say “Joe screams, for he is in pain”

[@TCK7890]

He wears braces and he chomps his teeth together so yeah

[@ProdigyMaster100]

0:13 that is kind of scary to think about. I was thinking maybe King Salmonid #4 would be a hammerhead shark with the reefslider special and would be easier to defeat to make up for that. They could also keep giving King Salmonids weak points.

[@kidsquid-real]

poor joe hes so embarrassed about looking like every teenager's nightmare that he forgot we can predict his every move 😔

[@sharkbite7922]

3:42 Ah yes, the infamous yo mama joke. Love it. Also thanks for all the tips Vasko! This maybe the toughest King Salmon we've ever seen!

[@briankim1098]

What I appreciate about this video is how you kept calling him Joe like a cultured person 😄

[@aaronolson6736]

This was cool, from how in-depth you went I feel like you'd enjoy Monster Hunter. Obviously the game doesn't use enemy health bars but detailing everything about Joe definitely fits with it.

[@VaskoGames]

I love Mon Hun! Kinda hoping Wilds comes to nintendo as well

[@lukehdarowlet9321]

​@@VaskoGamesSame. I got the money but u don't want to actually try to buy a steam deck or anything else

[@noinfoprovided5247]

So basically, what ur saying is: it is impossible to beat these bosses in random queue because you cannot communicate with ur team 😭☠️

[@UltimateInkling]

Seems like it unfortunately...

[@EYoshiGamr]

Not a tip, but silly thing I found recently: If you use Kraken right when Joe is gonna eat you, the camera freaks out and it looks hilarious. If you get the chance, please try yourself.

[@Nice_Structure_3034]

Joe was so unexpected to me that my team almost got wiped instantly

[@commanderblackheart5856]

King #4: Cod Himself!

[@JakoBpyroTech]

I don't have anything to add to this guide, at least yet. I do want to say this, though: Megalo "Joe" dontia might be the easiest King yet. Once you learn the trick to positioning his 'sensor', then it just becomes a matter of "can we deal enough damage" and 4/4 Soloque attempts (all after Big Run) say that isn't too hard to pull off

[@awhxsaturnz]

tip for JoE MaW MaW: when he targets you, as long as theres no salmonds targeting or bosses targeting you, stand in the same place, and when the circle where hes gonna come up from starts blinking, RUN, hope this helps!

[@elliotbrault]

Try to be eaten by joe while using kraken its gonna make you jump SUPER high

[@piratier4246]

So we have: An orb salmonid. An eel. And a mechanically enhanced salmonid. What's next. A mech?

[@notad-class3899]

I wouldn't be surprised if they gave one sauropod legs

[@phoenixkittyq122]

I was actually rendered speechless by that last joke. Actually dumbfounded and at a loss for words.

[@luc1ddream5]

I love how we just don't call the king salmonid it's actual title, just Joe. As it should be

[@claireclearwater-gs9zc]

I never realized Joe eats the bosses, 100% gonna use this to my advantage.

[@zoeneden5781]

Joe=a jumbo sized OH CRAP!

[@SiSoz]

We need trimutave assistance Vasko save us 🙌

[@starrywisp]

all salmon run players need to see this. The more people that know these tips, the better.

[@qbertsandy1367]

I get the strange feeling Joe is going through puberty He has braces And pimples

[@Rose_Petals12]

One thing i found out is that if you have killer whail 5.1, it will target Joe's weak spot and his main body separately, meaning that you can get even mote damage if you angle it right.

[@1OneMinReviews]

Joe is a pain in my cohozuna! this video will help next time i encounter him! I busted out laughing at the end there that was funny.

[@jacekrall5080]

Ay guess you can say it's joever.

[@Firecube9t]

A tip for Joe is that if you have dualies you can dodge roll out of the way if he catches you during his attack (I don't know if it works with every dualie)

[@-Hamza]

I fought Joe so many times in Big run and lost all of them, I only barely got a win in the next salmon rota. I had no idea you could know where the pimple is!! Thanks for the tips dude, Joe Maw Maw Megalodontia its JOEVER for you

[@inarikitsune9335]

I have been summoned. Great video man!

[@VaskoGames]

Oh ma gosh! It's JOE for real for real!

[@inarikitsune9335]

@@VaskoGames Lmao!

[@RJS-ch1ut]

That joke was so funny😂😂😂

[@lonetigerx]

i wish they had a way you can practice on the king salmons like they have for the bosses

[@gabrielalvesrangon]

YO ITS JOE

[@boxiebaby]

i've commited a science is my fave phrase

[@Redtigre_]

So The King Salmonids are 1. Giant Cohock 2. Silly Worm Bommer 3. Megalaron (Joe)

[@Huddsies]

JOE!!!!!

[@Baymax2022]

JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@VaskoGames]

JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@thatonejester3387]

Very important fact, Meglodontia has over 20,000 more hp than cohozuna and around 16,000 hp more than horrorboros (if im correct), its very important to make sure joe is ALWAYS facing towards the inside of the map (joe will always have his weakspot facing where he previously was, except for the very first attack where it will always be positioned where the first boss salmonoids spawn), hitting joes weakspot isnt a "Suggestion" its a requirement, however hitting that weakspot consistently and with proper Joe Ink Management (or J.I.M for short) Joe can be as easy, if not the easiest boss in the game.

[@chompxolotl239.]

Id rather call him salmonerd

[@matthewstorrs7084]

Vasko for Mythbusters Host.

[@regiboi7709]

My tip: If it's on high tide, give up.

[@Walmartian-16x]

Joe maw maw is pretty scary😢

[@kelsmakers_space69]

“JOE MAW MAW SO FAT, HE TAKES HALF THE MAP” we say in unison

[@WarmLillie]

I haven’t encountered Joe. I don’t have a good enough crew or even available during the time. N/A input from me this time. All I can say is watch out. I already have difficulty with taking down Big Maw but easily dodge them with a few shots. But freely firing won’t work this time and I am terrible with firing eggs so umm… I will be damage control. I am taking notes and will rewatch this alot.

[@PixelNotHere]

Warning: Never ask who Joe is in public.

[@mysryuza]

Has anyone noticed Joe has a purple Mohawk? I didn’t notice until long after BR ended lmao. That makes me wonder, do they dye their hair or does it just turn purple as a Salmonid turns into a Joe?

[@consumingkazoos]

the reason the translation said "joe" instead of anything else is because its japanese name is ジョー/Jaw

[@sebastienneymarjean3463]

ah yes i need a start for joe salmon

[@liannabunny7775]

Ngl… I know what to do with all these King Salmonoid fights. What the problem is that my teammates are often just so stupid and don't know what they are doing. Randos in a Nutshell

[@dominicabbs2439]

Ever scine joe appeared i have not killed him once i will try to have a go at defeating joe but it fails but thanks for the tip and i do not think playing battleships with joe is a bad idea

[@lanluhylrean1122]

Was unaware this was here... mayhaps a guide for the Triumvirate? Those three together are terrifying, and i've faced them 5 times soo far, with only two of those encounters even managing to down 1 king before losing!

[@Cheezers124]

was that a joe joe reference?

[@waterwraith3334]

3:44 😂

[@beetosdoesstuff544]

Joe

[@jasruss989]

Wtf are you guys calling it a pimple?! ITS A F*CKING BUMP!!!

[@YOU_JUST_GOT_AMBUSHED247]

Are you going to do one about the triumvirate?

[@QuimbleTheQuimbleTheQuimble]

I have only fought joe on marooners bay on high tide I have never beaten joe

[@Mostie-ev7oh]

Or a birthmark

[@wesleydominic8955]

Joe=joe mama idk i just quwesing and joe are look like maw?

[@NoobyL0L]

I love joe

[@retroblockzplayz9988]

Isn’t this just a giant Maw?

[@user-32456]

😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (bangs fist on the table)

[@psiwarriordoc6630]

Stellar joke XD.

[@Fin_leaderඞ6969]

Just one question what roar intro is the best?

[@8ball-kf9nd]

It’s joever😭😭😭

[@bx1943]

does joe get damaged by bombs more like a regular more at all?

[@aaronmerkel5216]

I tried throwing bombs where Joe would pop up, but it has no effect.

[@wesleydominic8955]

Good joke 3:44

[@arganlumens7117]

That king has braces on it's teeth

[@PrinceOfDawn55]

I still only have the horrorbros monster how do I upgrade to needs to go to dentist one? Plz help

[@hippoian5283]

HELP THIS I BIG RUN YOU HAVE TO FACE ALL THREE AT ONCE!!!

[@badwithusernames3238]

0:10 upward?????? I thought horrorboros had less health than cohozuna? Why is he much easier?

[@VaskoGames]

The explosion from Horrboros' bomb deals a lot of damage to it. If you just attack the body it has a lot more HP than Zuna

[@TabiGenocide]

Me: watches the video thinking I know how to beat him My teammates: let’s not kill the minor threats. Let’s throw golden eggs in random areas. Let’s attack joes body. Let’s make sure we all get bronze scales. Me:🗿🗿🗿

[@Anonymous-bk9xy]

Who's Joe?

[@이지원-d9o5n]

megalodontia [aka salmonoid king]

[@monocasualzari]

I am really tired of losing to king salmonids, everyone I play with is STUPID and doesn't know anything about actually killing it

[@cool_guy-8o]

Sr pelo No more words

[@teagan5494]

It’s sad how weak cohozuna is…he is outclassed by the others…he should be tankier than the Horrorboros

[@hdk-gamer2829]

Either you call it Joe or Donald this has to be political

[@Im_leaving]

I didn't know a disabled person could be so scary

[@user-32456]

I’m an eggsecutive VP and I defeated him on the first try! (Not a joke 3 other players saw it) and subscribe to weegeepie pls!

[@laravioliiii2832]

wait... megalodontia? Megidodontia megidolaon?

[@luc1ddream5]

Megalovania

[@greenxclips1733]

flopped

[@MikaeelTNT]

joe is actually easy on high tide salmon slamin junction cause he just kills all the bosses