The Field Guide To Megalodontia | Splatoon 3 Salmon Run

[@MikeyInsanity]

I like how everyone just immediately decided its name is Joe just because of that one mistranslation.

[@Pessoa322]

Now I understand why theyre name is Joe, and I agree with the community. Joe will be! 🫡

[@V1G4M1]

Is that why?!? I thought it was a „Joe mama!“ joke… xD

[@celestehernandez2000]

@@V1G4M1ME TOO LMAOOO

[@phoenixkittyq122]

It's Joe!!!

[@Aegisdex]

Ok for joe strats, his booboo is a 1.7x multiplier AND it acts like a separate hitbox to his main body, that means if you have a piercing weapon you basically hit him 2 times. Eliter goes crazy on joe just because it can do almost double the damage of a single egg cannon with a 600*1.7+600 shot. You also want joe to always tale care of resource heavy bosses first. Flyfish and big shots should be your top priority if you are being targeted at joe as spending a bomb or 5 seconds just killing a big shot is not great. As with coho, the highest dps weapon should be on the king most of the time as the consistent damage will help speed up for max profit. Bosses are not your only source of damage so dont just wait for eggs to appear, just shoot joe while they come to you.

[@jtfgamer8832]

I got so used to calling FlyFish Satan that I was confused when I read FlyFish for a second lol

[@Vicvillon]

Sometimes I get so consumed in wanting to send Joe into next week that I forget about the statics!! 🥹🥹 always a good reminder

[@ProdigyMaster100]

0:13 that is kind of scary to think about. I was thinking maybe King Salmonid #4 would be a hammerhead shark with the reefslider special and would be easier to defeat to make up for that. They could also keep giving King Salmonids weak points.

[@sharkbite7922]

3:42 Ah yes, the infamous yo mama joke. Love it. Also thanks for all the tips Vasko! This maybe the toughest King Salmon we've ever seen!

[@DorkyDoodl]

Whenever I play salmon run and get a xtrawave and the boss is megalodontia, when he comes up, I always say “Joe screams, for he is in pain”

[@TCK7890]

He wears braces and he chomps his teeth together so yeah

[@kidsquid-real]

poor joe hes so embarrassed about looking like every teenager's nightmare that he forgot we can predict his every move 😔

[@briankim1098]

What I appreciate about this video is how you kept calling him Joe like a cultured person 😄

[@aaronolson6736]

This was cool, from how in-depth you went I feel like you'd enjoy Monster Hunter. Obviously the game doesn't use enemy health bars but detailing everything about Joe definitely fits with it.

[@VaskoGames]

I love Mon Hun! Kinda hoping Wilds comes to nintendo as well

[@lukehdarowlet9321]

​@@VaskoGamesSame. I got the money but u don't want to actually try to buy a steam deck or anything else

[@EYoshiGamr]

Not a tip, but silly thing I found recently: If you use Kraken right when Joe is gonna eat you, the camera freaks out and it looks hilarious. If you get the chance, please try yourself.

[@noinfoprovided5247]

So basically, what ur saying is: it is impossible to beat these bosses in random queue because you cannot communicate with ur team 😭☠️

[@UltimateInkling]

Seems like it unfortunately...

[@Nice_Structure_3034]

Joe was so unexpected to me that my team almost got wiped instantly

[@JakoBpyroTech]

I don't have anything to add to this guide, at least yet. I do want to say this, though: Megalo "Joe" dontia might be the easiest King yet. Once you learn the trick to positioning his 'sensor', then it just becomes a matter of "can we deal enough damage" and 4/4 Soloque attempts (all after Big Run) say that isn't too hard to pull off

[@SillyGoober_N]

tip for JoE MaW MaW: when he targets you, as long as theres no salmonds targeting or bosses targeting you, stand in the same place, and when the circle where hes gonna come up from starts blinking, RUN, hope this helps!

[@elliotbrault]

Try to be eaten by joe while using kraken its gonna make you jump SUPER high

[@commanderblackheart5856]

King #4: Cod Himself!

[@luc1ddream5]

I love how we just don't call the king salmonid it's actual title, just Joe. As it should be

[@phoenixkittyq122]

I was actually rendered speechless by that last joke. Actually dumbfounded and at a loss for words.

[@starrywisp]

all salmon run players need to see this. The more people that know these tips, the better.

[@piratier4246]

So we have: An orb salmonid. An eel. And a mechanically enhanced salmonid. What's next. A mech?

[@notad-class3899]

I wouldn't be surprised if they gave one sauropod legs

[@claireclearwater-gs9zc]

I never realized Joe eats the bosses, 100% gonna use this to my advantage.

[@Rose_Petals12]

One thing i found out is that if you have killer whail 5.1, it will target Joe's weak spot and his main body separately, meaning that you can get even mote damage if you angle it right.

[@Firecube9t]

A tip for Joe is that if you have dualies you can dodge roll out of the way if he catches you during his attack (I don't know if it works with every dualie)

[@zoeneden5781]

Joe=a jumbo sized OH CRAP!

[@1OneMinReviews]

Joe is a pain in my cohozuna! this video will help next time i encounter him! I busted out laughing at the end there that was funny.

[@lonetigerx]

i wish they had a way you can practice on the king salmons like they have for the bosses

[@SiSoz]

We need trimutave assistance Vasko save us 🙌

[@-Hamza]

I fought Joe so many times in Big run and lost all of them, I only barely got a win in the next salmon rota. I had no idea you could know where the pimple is!! Thanks for the tips dude, Joe Maw Maw Megalodontia its JOEVER for you

[@qbertsandy1367]

I get the strange feeling Joe is going through puberty He has braces And pimples

[@jacekrall5080]

Ay guess you can say it's joever.

[@thatonejester3387]

Very important fact, Meglodontia has over 20,000 more hp than cohozuna and around 16,000 hp more than horrorboros (if im correct), its very important to make sure joe is ALWAYS facing towards the inside of the map (joe will always have his weakspot facing where he previously was, except for the very first attack where it will always be positioned where the first boss salmonoids spawn), hitting joes weakspot isnt a "Suggestion" its a requirement, however hitting that weakspot consistently and with proper Joe Ink Management (or J.I.M for short) Joe can be as easy, if not the easiest boss in the game.

[@Redtigre_]

So The King Salmonids are 1. Giant Cohock 2. Silly Worm Bommer 3. Megalaron (Joe)

[@inarikitsune9335]

I have been summoned. Great video man!

[@VaskoGames]

Oh ma gosh! It's JOE for real for real!

[@inarikitsune9335]

@@VaskoGames Lmao!

[@RJS-ch1ut]

That joke was so funny😂😂😂

[@consumingkazoos]

the reason the translation said "joe" instead of anything else is because its japanese name is ジョー/Jaw

[@Cheezers124]

was that a joe joe reference?

[@boxiebaby]

i've commited a science is my fave phrase

[@matthewstorrs7084]

Vasko for Mythbusters Host.

[@mysryuza]

Has anyone noticed Joe has a purple Mohawk? I didn’t notice until long after BR ended lmao. That makes me wonder, do they dye their hair or does it just turn purple as a Salmonid turns into a Joe?

[@YOU_JUST_GOT_AMBUSHED247]

Are you going to do one about the triumvirate?

[@WarmLillie]

I haven’t encountered Joe. I don’t have a good enough crew or even available during the time. N/A input from me this time. All I can say is watch out. I already have difficulty with taking down Big Maw but easily dodge them with a few shots. But freely firing won’t work this time and I am terrible with firing eggs so umm… I will be damage control. I am taking notes and will rewatch this alot.

[@lanluhylrean1122]

Was unaware this was here... mayhaps a guide for the Triumvirate? Those three together are terrifying, and i've faced them 5 times soo far, with only two of those encounters even managing to down 1 king before losing!

[@dominicabbs2439]

Ever scine joe appeared i have not killed him once i will try to have a go at defeating joe but it fails but thanks for the tip and i do not think playing battleships with joe is a bad idea

[@PrinceOfDawn55]

I still only have the horrorbros monster how do I upgrade to needs to go to dentist one? Plz help

[@gabrielalvesrangon]

YO ITS JOE

[@liannabunny7775]

Ngl… I know what to do with all these King Salmonoid fights. What the problem is that my teammates are often just so stupid and don't know what they are doing. Randos in a Nutshell

[@bx1943]

does joe get damaged by bombs more like a regular more at all?

[@regiboi7709]

My tip: If it's on high tide, give up.

[@Huddsies]

JOE!!!!!

[@Baymax2022]

JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@VaskoGames]

JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Walmartian-16x]

Joe maw maw is pretty scary😢

[@Fin_leaderඞ6969]

Just one question what roar intro is the best?

[@borb43]

0:10 upward?????? I thought horrorboros had less health than cohozuna? Why is he much easier?

[@VaskoGames]

The explosion from Horrboros' bomb deals a lot of damage to it. If you just attack the body it has a lot more HP than Zuna

[@QuimbleTheQuimbleTheQuimble]

I have only fought joe on marooners bay on high tide I have never beaten joe

[@kelsmakers_space69]

“JOE MAW MAW SO FAT, HE TAKES HALF THE MAP” we say in unison

[@PixelNotHere]

Warning: Never ask who Joe is in public.

[@sebastienneymarjean3463]

ah yes i need a start for joe salmon

[@aaronmerkel5216]

I tried throwing bombs where Joe would pop up, but it has no effect.

[@waterwraith3334]

3:44 😂

[@retroblockzplayz9988]

Isn’t this just a giant Maw?

[@chompxolotl239.]

Id rather call him salmonerd

[@user-32456]

😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (bangs fist on the table)

[@jasruss989]

Wtf are you guys calling it a pimple?! ITS A F*CKING BUMP!!!

[@8ball-kf9nd]

It’s joever😭😭😭

[@Anonymous-bk9xy]

Who's Joe?

[@이지원-d9o5n]

megalodontia [aka salmonoid king]

[@wesleydominic8955]

Joe=joe mama idk i just quwesing and joe are look like maw?

[@beetosdoesstuff544]

Joe

[@Mostie-ev7oh]

Or a birthmark

[@NoobyL0L]

I love joe

[@wesleydominic8955]

Good joke 3:44

[@monocasualzari]

I am really tired of losing to king salmonids, everyone I play with is STUPID and doesn't know anything about actually killing it

[@hippoian5283]

HELP THIS I BIG RUN YOU HAVE TO FACE ALL THREE AT ONCE!!!

[@TabiGenocide]

Me: watches the video thinking I know how to beat him My teammates: let’s not kill the minor threats. Let’s throw golden eggs in random areas. Let’s attack joes body. Let’s make sure we all get bronze scales. Me:🗿🗿🗿

[@psiwarriordoc6630]

Stellar joke XD.

[@teagan5494]

It’s sad how weak cohozuna is…he is outclassed by the others…he should be tankier than the Horrorboros

[@arganlumens7117]

That king has braces on it's teeth

[@user-32456]

I’m an eggsecutive VP and I defeated him on the first try! (Not a joke 3 other players saw it) and subscribe to weegeepie pls!

[@cool_guy-8o]

Sr pelo No more words

[@hdk-gamer2829]

Either you call it Joe or Donald this has to be political

[@Im_leaving]

I didn't know a disabled person could be so scary

[@laravioliiii2832]

wait... megalodontia? Megidodontia megidolaon?

[@luc1ddream5]

Megalovania

[@greenxclips1733]

flopped

[@MikaeelTNT]

joe is actually easy on high tide salmon slamin junction cause he just kills all the bosses