The first ever girls only GUTS episode! | S03E05

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[@Marc-on5xo]

Joez’ manic obsession with the behavior of the staff of guts is hilarious!

[@Haanski]

He isn't wrong though. They are heavily out of line at times 😂

[@cracklecracklebaybay5612]

These are the horror years of creepy dealings at Nickelodeon. 😆

[@Modislickbaul]

13:52 Jimmy is an actual Siren with his trade talk- look at Joez' eyes light up. So glad he was able to quickly pull himself out of Jimmy's spell and get those 2nd place points.

[@tysonstone1960]

Guts should have made the Crag actuators be lit up and when the players pressed them they would turn off that way it was easier for the players to see the actuators in the fog and easier for the viewers to notice if a player missed an actuator.

[@bamadave11]

Whole bunch of Mike in this episode, and I'm here for it.

[@DJPebs522]

I remember watching this as a kid and having nightmares about being on GUTS but not being able to find any actuators on the crag.

[@matthewarrojas5183]

actualators*

[@DJPebs522]

@@matthewarrojas5183 Oops my bad... I meant to say actual alligators

[@snickidy6947]

the way that kristin braked at the end of her roller blade run was incredible, the whole run obviously. if I tried to do that I'm eating pavement

[@Mydogisobese]

the rollerblading event was nuts, remake this show and the kids wouldnt make it off the starting line

[@frankiesheehy224]

The green blitzball in Jake’s hand with the green screen is captivating

[@JackOBee29]

"did they get the bios wrong" blue definitely lied on her resume lol.

[@kevintelephone]

Total points after 5 episodes in season 3 joez/Zack 7,000 Jimmy 6,675 Jake 6,575

[@Vgravy]

This is the way, make every event count LOL

[@TomE1914]

This is the way! Get this comment to the top folks!

[@AliceYobby]

The real score tbh

[@snangoboman2111]

I appreciate the effort but I really don't care for this stat. With how different many of the events are, it's almost like tallying how many points NFL teams scored in certain quarters or other arbitrary stats like that. What matters is that "clutch gene" and who pulls out the W. The only points that really matter are what they are tracking; the points for the wins.

[@JavvvySanchezzz]

Pls do this!!!

[@WillieSimpson777]

Charles Bronson is the best Guts helper guy.

[@anthonyleone2399]

Best comment

[@WillieSimpson777]

@@anthonyleone2399 I mean, it's him...there is no one else that guy could be.

[@pretzelcoatl-2102]

That was my first thought when I saw him too lmao

[@m_chupon5131]

That's Kim Kahana, Charles Bronson's actual stunt double

[@mattk2740]

Joez: "What are you doing? Help her! Also Joez: "What are you doing? Don't touch her!"

[@gamemassa7769]

Not sure if anyone else caught this at 11:53, but when Kristen crossed the finish line she did an incredibly clean toe-drag with her left foot to stop herself. And her form was also fantastic throughout her run. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if she's a professional speed-skater now.

[@A_Bird]

Joez caught it at 12:51

[@Chief_Tyrol_]

Inline speed skating was way more popular during the nineties. Wouldn't be surprised if she was on a team.

[@nathanhall4981]

PLAYIN WATCHIN GUTS MAKES MY WEEK

[@rolltideroll8458]

Same

[@AP-zw6ql]

Purple was a pro on the inline skates. That drag stop was a cherry on top. 13 year old (hockey playing) me would have killed to be in that event.

[@official_haden]

Not 31 year old me thinking I could hack it with these kids because I scored a hat trick once in peewee street hockey.

[@erica8863]

The slight lean inside when taking the turns and the arm swing were impeccable.

[@mentalsoup60]

“If you were Colgate” 😂😂😂😂

[@Narrator007]

The toothpaste, or the pony?

[@HumpD624]

I’m recovering from a vasectomy, I’ve been saving these for weeks…. All day WPG marathon and a bag of ice. Stoked

[@pretentiousfly]

Congrats brother 🎉 welcome to the cut crew

[@HumpD624]

@JimmyScrambles666 I was told to lay flat. Elevate my legs?

[@CRneu]

@@HumpD624 dont elevate. Just take it easy, support your sack(did they give you a jock strap??), and maybe take some mild pain meds. Try not to use your lower abs if you can. You'll be great in a few days. Kudos on making a great choice and taking that responsibility on. Vasectomies kick ass, mine was the best choice of my life.

[@HumpD624]

@@CRneu it was actually days ago but I went right back to work driving a truck with manual unloading, huge mistake/huge balls

[@apowell1587]

oh man, laughing hurts SO MUCH after a Vas. Try not to laugh too hard at these fools.

[@namne11]

Mike is FULLY Back!!!

[@jmiller903]

Mike was on one this episode 😂😂 Love this series keep it rolling

[@bind777]

I never fail to erupt into laughter during the Spill Your Guts segments.

[@steelhammer103]

Mike was back in form for this ep 😂

Your math is off. Jomboy was supposed to have 2375 to start the episode not 2350. Not sure where you missed 25 points but check that math.

[@kevintelephone]

their opening numbers match last week closing numbers. no error

[@davidsorensen2116]

@@kevintelephone Last week's closing numbers were in error as well. It's literally impossible to get to sums 25 points away from each other with the available point totals (1st place finish is 725 points, 2nd place is 550 points, third place is 375 points). Joez or Jimmy did some bad mental math a couple episodes ago that got written down and is being carried forward. Wish the editors had caught the mistake and noted the actual correct totals.

[@teamworm5932]

​@@davidsorensen2116 yeah a gap of 25 doesn't make any sense

[@kevintelephone]

@@davidsorensen2116 I stand corrected

[@bknicley]

They recorded these a while ago too so they’re probably off for the entire rest of the season 😬

[@johnnydropkicks]

You gotta love Jomboy Media math.

[@jackmanning1117]

They’ve never been a math pod

[@johnnydropkicks]

@@jackmanning1117 Lol.

[@SB5v]

New guts drinking game. Take a shot when Joez says Mo looks so different

[@Rhymethyme33]

Or every time he gets mad at "This Guy" and screams " Don't touch him/her!"

[@rangerowneg]

@@Rhymethyme33 goddamn skeletor

[@jlo7770]

This whole pick out of the hat thing totally ends trades, i had a feeling it would and its pretty much confirmed. Idk if the hat thing is the way to go, takes an element away from the competition

[@CheepsAhoy69]

I don't like it either, the only format that made sense was picks being determined by your placing the previous episode. The future picks were up in the air so could potentially be very valuable or worthless, also lots of room for conditions placed on the picks you could get way more detailed like being able to look at the contestants or not

[@jlo7770]

@@CheepsAhoy69 agree. I was half awake when I wrote that. It was more interesting when they were negotiating trades vs, you get what you get and that's that, no point to trade if you can't gain anything from it. Yeah the old way was better, they can trade for things that are uncertain and in Jimmy's case he can't trade because he's locked with his 3 firsts already done and gone. While "equally fair" it got rid of some of the best banter between them, which all of the shows they watched in the past had the element of trades and what not. It goes against what they're all about

[@Individu475]

Today was Mo's payback from Mikes football throw on her head couple episodes back

[@vicisaiah8861]

Gotta find Jen to bring in for next ball in play season 😂

[@travismiller6459]

The ball becoming invisible with the green screen is amazing

[@Fly-The-W]

Best part of the week!!

[@cswfeb]

What a season this has been!

[@wormpower]

3:35 season 2 episode 1 is a special episode and should be saved as a "superbowl" type episode

[@Chubbs-ui7wp]

I feel like whoever has 1st pick in the last 2 episodes are at a disadvantage of not knowing all the changes into season 2

[@forpride1373]

The bands were so incredibly different from blue to red on that jumping event.

[@shanec3984]

Surprised they didn’t say anything about that. Jen was barely touching the ground and just launched up.

[@TysonHook-22-]

Heres a question, If the boys ever do a warehouse guts of there own... what events should they try to build and duplicate in the warehouse?... The Crag and Elastic jungle are a must of course.... id love to see them attempt the high jump or high jump footprint event in the warehouse since theyve talked a lot of shit in those events before, the leaping archery, baseball wall clearing, or football toss events would be great to see in a warehouse guts, if they could make it happen! the track events are for sure duplicatable in the warehouse... like the bladez track event or the bike track event... the soccer saves or baseball hitting events. I really hope they give us a warehouse guts eventually.... I mean, they got the shirts already!!

[@michaelhoffman3480]

I remember when you guys watched your first guts. Always liked it better than the baggage. I laughed at so many different moments - great chemistry. Team Jake all the way!!

[@glucosaminecondroitan9135]

I like it more than baggage also. The newlyweds episodes were pretty fun.

[@imallfordabulls]

Watching Guts during lunch is a wonderful thing

[@asdfaeou]

I like how nervous Jake was after bragging about not being nervous at all.

[@dr.celsius886]

"an actual alligator" holy shit jim

[@FeIixDragon]

4:45 I like the snap!

[@tysonstone1960]

I was getting a little worried when we didn't get a Monday episode, but back to my favorite shiwnof the week

[@glucosaminecondroitan9135]

I was pretty sad there wasn't an EP on Monday.

[@trevorr3519]

For the next episode you should do 2 shows in 1 video. That would be awesome to have a long video. This is the best series on youtube

[@zyyysk]

the rollerblade event is INSANE considering as a 25 year old i’ve never been able to rollerblade

[@Tingus.Pingus]

I think this is the most kushed up jake and jimmy have been on watchin guts

[@robertcrist124]

Stats Update 39 episodes Wins (overall): P18; B9; R12 Wins (Crag event): P18; B11; R10 2nd place in Crag: P8; B17; R14 3rd place in Crag: P13; B11; R;15 Leader into Crag: P16; B14; R15 Note: due to ties, leader into crag may not correlate per episode number [Key] Show title (newest to oldest): Scores into Crag; Crag results; Final results. 11 = 1100; 9 = 900; 5 = 500 etc. Girls only: P10/R9/B5; P/B/R; P/R/B Funniest GUTS: B&P9/R6; B/P/R; B/P/R Biggest collapse: B10/P8/R6; P/R/B; P/B/R Youngest GUTS: P12/R&B6; B/R/P; P/B/R New GUTS rules: R9/B8/P7; R/B/P; R/B/P Does this count: B-R-P8; P/R/B; P/R/B Season 2 finale: B10/R&P7; B/R/P; B/R/P Most controversial: R10/B8/P6; B/R/P; R/B/P even trying: B10/P&R7; B/P/R; B/P/R Worst GUTS: R11/B8/P5; R/B/P; R/B/P Is this GUTS: P10/B8/R6; P/B/R; P/B/R We feel so bad: P10/B8/R6; P/R/B; P/B/R We love: R&B9/P7; R/B/P; R/B/P Most impressive: R12/B7/P6; R/B/P; R/B/P It all comes: B&R10/P5; R/B/P; R/B/P Season finale: P11/B8/R5; P/B/R; P/B/R Multiple injuries: R11/P9/B5; P/B/R; P/R/B This episode might: P10/B&R8; R/P/B; P&R/B tie -> P Biggest trade: R11/B9/P6; R/P/B; R/B/P The funniest: B11/R9/P8; B/P/R; B/P/R This kid definitely: R11/B9/P8; R/B/P; R/B/P Jake is a big: P11/R9/B5; P/B/R; P/R/B Way too young: P10/B8/R6; P/R/B; P/B/R B/W Guts ep: P&R9/B7; R/P/B; R/P/B Worst game show: P11/B8/R5; P/B/R; P/B/R This kid looks: B10/P9/R5; B/R/P; B/P/R Getting intense: R11/B9/P8; P/R/B; R/P/B Not the best: B10/R8/P7; P/R/B; P/B&R tie -> B Best trio: B9/P8/R7; B/P/R; B/P/R Are these refs: R10/P&B7; B/R/P/; R/B/P Jake doesn’t: P11/B9/R5; P/B/R; P/B/R Some kids: P11/B8/R7; P/R/B; P/R/B Trading kids: B12/R&P8; P/B/R; B/P/R Should not be: P10/B8/R7; B/P/R; P&B/R tie -> P One of the: R12/P8/B5; R/B/P; R/P/B Does not look: R10/P8/B7; P/B/R; P/R/B This child: B10/R9/P6; P/B/R; B/P/R The most: B11/R9/P6; B/R/P; B/R/P Unbelievable: P11/R8/B5; P/R/B; P/R/B

[@CaptNRetro]

Joez consistently complains about the helpers, like the second his gal starts floundering he blames the helpers

[@DiskoSpider]

This has been up a whole day and I didn't know!?! See this is why you subscribe.

[@northwall9243]

Yaaaas, love watching Guts. Team Jake!

[@BBones541]

Hope you guys end up doing the All Star Challenge also lol

[@benji0621]

As always love the content. Jake had a future American Gladiator this time around. Speaking of.....

[@robertcrist124]

An actual alligator lol 🐊

[@heyfarva443]

Jake's had himself a day before filming this! 😂

[@PeifOnTheLine]

Just treat every episode as the Flint Michigan Megabowl

[@bknicley]

Oh man I’m sooo hyped for season 2 of Guts to start I can’t wait to see what new events they added EDIT: finished the episode and I NEED them to keep doing to skating event

[@vanrod_]

As a fellow power puff, I was rooting for purple all the way

[@glucosaminecondroitan9135]

I thought that "how do you like me now?" Song was a joke song from the kid movie Storks. Then I heard it on an ad then here. Was it a super popular song?

[@blissfullycat02]

Blue should have gotten an extra hundred for flair on that toe touch lol

[@Bartopsports2014]

When will we see the Guts All-Star edition?

[@Casarix]

doing a cut while you struggle to put on T-shirts was a great add

[@TheDuravida]

Next season you should get whatever points your contestant gets.

[@seantimmons5900]

Apparently, Jimmy can't handle the math. They live in a world without calculators.

[@kevintelephone]

Ive been saying this since season 2 and posting the results, need to get more eyes on it!!! Total points after 5 episodes in season 3 joez/Zack 7,000 Jimmy 6,675 Jake 6,575

[@chebydaybor]

@@seantimmons5900 Jimmy is using a calculator here and can't handle it (his score should be 25 points higher)

[@ColdxBlooded]

Mo discovered blush for this episode. what a cutie

[@LetsGooo]

Let's Gooo! #TeamJOEZACK

[@ryanst.g]

Wow Jake was acting like someone killed his dog the second half of this episode lol

[@j66gv]

It’s so funny how they keep screwing up the math. They chose the most complicated scoring to compile that is functionally no different than their simpler scoring.

[@thomasmay6277]

Middle guts official peaked in a elementary school field day

[@CheepsAhoy69]

surprised at the end they didn't think about red crag track, joezack was at a clear disadvantage

[@ThEmB0nEz]

That baseball Joez had departed like in the show the leftovers

[@peterolson7905]

I like the psychedelic green screen ball

[@agoods03]

Jake needed this win

[@jamesblackmer1191]

Was that Charles Bronson helping take red’s rubber band off after the football toss?

[@FeIixDragon]

Jake has at least 3 penalties going into this episode. There was one episode where everyone got a penalty but Jake got two.

[@hergetp]

Y’all just tossing around that Palantír way too casually…

[@qmerges66]

Might be a small minority here, but I’m colorblind and the shirts you’ve chosen for the shirt colors are hard for me to differentiate between blue and purple. It could just be me…

[@chrislau86]

that thumbnail of Mike is a little creepy given the title of an all girls episode lmaooo

[@bro9991]

It's crazy this ends up being an actual race. Dominance doesn't really matter if one contestant doesn't show up to play.

[@user-mr7we3qf7e]

I think you guys missed the point of using the Guts scores, 4 episodes of 300-200-100 scoring then the 5th episode (crag brag) would be 725-550-325.

[@user-kb5yw5uw6s]

the A’s own the yankees😈

[@Trav081]

Oh! 🤌Could you guys stop talking over Mike's announcements? Have some respect! 🤌I need more Mike! I gotta have it, baby!

[@bigblaster2493]

I thought blue was coming in 2nd, after her "facts" before the roller skating event

[@bigblaster2493]

Purple has to be in the pwhl

[@CRneu]

"Get these sacks out of here" Okay Jake.

[@cracklecracklebaybay5612]

I love how salty Jake was getting. As a Jake fan through all this, I was salty with him. 😆

[@dahstars988]

Jimmy's total score is incorrect, should be 2750 not 2725. Started in episode 2

[@gene7887]

Gonna say it in every video until one of you gets the idea to trade a #3 pick for no pick in return. I don't know if you can offer that to Joezack at this point because it could give them an insurmountable lead. It's just a guaranteed 375 extra points that could turn into 725. If you're in last at the trade deadline and desperate, I think you have to consider it.

[@brandondavis1392]

Kateri got iced on the jump. Draw that P and protest this game.

[@jekanyika]

Jake takes it so seriously

[@MurphCreations]

Rule change suggestion: You don't get to see the contestants, you only get to read their "Spill your GUTS" bios and pick!

[@eclay55456]

That Mike finger lick gave me Dan Schneider vibes

[@Crescens1080]

Did Joez just say he liked Skeltor for once?!

[@SithScribe21]

Mike got some fresh bambam before this ep

[@zimm12222]

What is that thumbnail lmao

[@ahsbaseball17]

Mike found a new coke dealer! I couldn't be happier.

[@LoveLawWill]

I'm gonna start a band called The Crazy Kneeboarders

[@Chubbs-ui7wp]

F you Jimmy for making me realize Mike looks like Billy Eichner. Now I can't unsee it ha

[@BobbySacamano]

Blue is a young Tim Robinson

[@toiletdestroyer5293]

When can we expect Jomboy to be doing their own GUTS! Competition? Don't they have a warehouse at their disposal? I'm sure Mo and Mike could be convinced to come back

[@CheepsAhoy69]

I don't like the current pick format it makes zero sense to trade now, the only format that made sense was picks being determined by your placing the previous episode. The future picks were up in the air so could potentially be very valuable or worthless, also lots of room for conditions placed on the picks you could get way more detailed like being able to look at the contestants beforehand, a 3rd event swap, you can get really creative.

[@Tubewings]

There would only be two other all-girls episodes during the original Guts series. These were Kristin-Adrienne-Amanda (from episode 2-11) and Ashley-Nicole-Leanne (from episode 3-36; one of the UK episodes). And for the record, there are eight episodes left in the production season. Oh, BTW, I have a suggestion for a certain special episode if you guys plan on doing it, but I won't reveal it until later on in this season.

[@whatsupthom]

the evil staff member went on to play the role of abed in “community”

[@puggkcmo]

I just now realized I should be using the zoom to fill feature. 😢

[@WaiLinDot]

Let's goooooo. #JakesRedemptionTour

[@blankname6629]

It looked like a high schooler competing against middle schoolers