The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard

[@ClintsReptiles]

Is there an online community of people that have rich person archery as their hobby of choice? Seems like something a darker version of Robin Hood might enjoy.

[@moomoome42]

Reptile man!!!

[@FussyPickles]

being part of an online community of people that have rich person archery as their hobby of choice is TIGHT

[@baskervillebee6097]

Katnis?

[@blazingginger2]

r/196

[@Eliphas_Leary]

A darker version of Robin Hood? Like minimum wage Bat-Man?

[@apollolux]

"I am positioned slightly higher than you in the frame." Now THAT is quality comedy, I decided.

[@wisetree8330]

I decided is now a permanent part of my vocabulary

[@marvira]

@@wisetree8330 I decided that I decided is in your vocabulary

[@Strangepete]

@@marvira Your decision to decide that decided is in his vocabulary is a good decision, I decided.

[@wildrubikslegokids1242]

666th like.

[@RosheenQuynh]

Chef's kiss

[@Opus313]

Ryan is a body worth guarding at all costs!

[@santishorts]

I'd like to pre-chew his food though.

[@LXW-Arts]

Guarding people's bodies is tight

[@balecalduin1993]

I don't see it. There are like a billion of him. If he gets stabbed by a pointy object we can just replace him with the guy who stabbed him. They have the same... everything

[@Haaris.Qureshi]

It’s the opposite because he canonically has spares.

[@Es-yb3db]

Yeah he fuckin' is~

[@thatllwork_official]

I’m gonna need a bodyguard to protect me from diabetes I decided.

[@KingSandwich9]

Damn I wish I had that

[@PrimeGamator]

I think that's called a Nutricionist

[@ThisIsKayce]

Oooo, deciding to get body guards against diabetes is TIGHT

[@brucebaker810]

Dive in slow motion between you and all pastries. Got it.

[@hikermrsblood1]

Isn’t that a service dog?

[@AlexandraSpeaks]

as a security guard for 4 years, this is incredibly accurate and basically how every one of my new client meetings go.

[@antoy384]

Really? Mine keep trying to date me, the first few time were cute but it’s like a repetitive joke. You never have customers who talk about that? Never succeeded to keep an escort job longer than one evening.

[@kralmeco3967]

​@@antoy384Are you sure you didn't write jigolo instead of bodyguard in your resume?😂

[@dangergames5113]

​@@antoy384ur lucky escort quests are the worst

[@Wowreference]

Ryan successfully invented his own brand of comedy. I hope he never stops.

[@lukamaisuradze4622]

Pretty sure he won't cause the world doesn't make any sense and he can just keep making more videos about it

[@bubblybreeze8795]

I've been tackling comedy like this for years, wouldn't say he's the first

[@mocsmore1308]

@@bubblybreeze8795 except he’s actually funny

[@Dubs22005]

other people have been doing it for a while he just does it exceptionally well don't even know anyone who comes close

[@altcommand]

He did not invent the concept of defamiliarization, no. Sorry.

[@rainingBrackets]

It's amazing how Ryan finds all these people to be in his skits, I bet it must be pretty hard especially since they all need to meet the criteria of looking similar to him

[@ngonimujuru2118]

It's super easy, barely an inconvenience 🙂

[@warrior99s16]

@@ngonimujuru2118 took the words right out of my mouth. Lol

[@THEJPIndustry]

Dude he just used his siblings Didnt he say in one sketch that he has 4million something siblings that look the same as him

[@animeforever8508]

@@THEJPIndustry Nahh these are his clones, Didnt u saw the cloning factory on his 1 million sub video.

[@lucbloom]

Not to mention looking super buff and be tall.

[@ericm1373]

I was fully expecting a plot twist where the sketchy guy is just another person's bodyguard, and he's frowning to look intimidating.

[@asadelh.28]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA DAMN MISSED OPPOURTUNITY RIGHT THERE LOL

[@Zara-Bari]

I was expecting him to be the archer's bodyguard XD

[@jeffreyrook8073]

Turns out the sketchy dude is just sad because no one wants to give a sketchy dude a hug.

[@anaccountforcommenting6651]

that's why they need suits I decided

[@ozkey1558]

@@anaccountforcommenting6651 Exactly. 😎

[@stargazer1998]

He bought CLOTHES at the SOUP STORE. I love this. This is a great reference.

[@turtleburger200]

What's the reference

[@stargazer1998]

@@turtleburger200 code ment.

[@BlebeTalksAlot]

​@@turtleburger200 The reference was that he bought CLOTHES at SOUP

[@burnttoast3925]

why is he buying clothes at the soup store??

[@AshlessChaps]

​@@turtleburger200look for code MENT Im at soup

[@paultapping9510]

"You won't be involved in that part of my life. Unless...?" "No."

[@grimesdaughter9042]

"You're a big guy" "Yeah, I'm positioned slightly higher than you in the frame." Damn, you got a brutally honest Bodyguard there 😂 If you don't want him, I'll hire him.

[@recoveringsoul755]

"Big" could also be thought of as fat. Like when I got a ring from my boyfriend that fell off of my thumb. We went to get it resized where I learned he had described me as "a big girl". I'm tall and thin.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

I'm so glad we get an ongoing update of his bigness.

[@Vintagesugarplum]

@@recoveringsoul755 Oh my...lmfao

[@ProjektTaku]

@@recoveringsoul755 oof

[@zainabtanweer2910]

@@recoveringsoul755 Big could be fat or muscle😅😅

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

The joke about being higher in the frame was way too well thought out.

[@maxwellheenan458]

its like meta meta

[@serpentarius1749]

@@maxwellheenan458 meta e t t e atem

[@rainingBrackets]

Damn I didn't even realize that's pretty epic

[@D-Rock420]

This comment is the best, I decided....

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

@@D-Rock420 thank you

[@Nekrotix12]

Ryan George actually bought clothes at the Soup Store. His power is growing far beyond mortal limits.

[@luggystykz]

“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?”

[@hollowshield2315]

tf2 haha

[@MadTurnip]

Maybe he came there every day asking for a suit until they got him one.

[@KevenThePuma]

@@hollowshield2315 CODE MENT actually

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@MadTurnip Do they have any grapes?

[@8bit_cat72]

I can't believe it. He actually went and bought clothes at the soup store! Legend

[@123455thatguy]

He just went to the next Aisle of course.

[@the_tale_adventures]

Thank you I was hoping someone else got the reference

[@kashmirwillwin3124]

@@the_tale_adventures What's the reference please, this comment section is even less helpful than stackoverflow on a sharp deadline. There's someone who finally asked for the reference origin in another comment but everyone kept talking in codes

[@Khazar321]

@@kashmirwillwin3124 just google it, it’s kinda awkward to explain the joke. Also would be more cool to enjoy the video/audio yourself I guess.

[@AdamDj-ic3kr]

​@@kashmirwillwin3124it's a reference to cide Geass abridged or code mint, were a character trys to buy clothes at the soup store, wich only sells soup

[@MattsCrazyArt]

So when you feel like hope is gone... Look inside you and be strong... And then you finally see the truth... That the hero is another positioned higher in the frame version of you...

[@VforVendettas]

Does that mean I'm the Villain?

[@StephanieJeanne]

"The normal chew is what I'll do." The sketchy guy was hilarious!😂😂

[@Usernamee619]

I read this comment while they said this

[@matthewpaul6904]

Now THAT rhymed

[@Einstein-wasnt-all-that-smart]

Leaving comments of exactly what everyone just saw in the video is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@StephanieJeanne]

@@Einstein-wasnt-all-that-smart AND it's a compliment to the writing, I decided.

[@JunKazamaFan]

"You're a big guy!" "I am positioned slightly higher than you in the frame, sure." I love these jokes that work on multiple levels.

[@WCTFanChannel]

Multiple LEVELS... ha

[@kadenpopp16]

I read this comment as I was listening to that very same part of this video.

[@ravenoushydra7948]

For you.

[@elisgus135]

I like how regularly Ryan breaks the fourth wall through saying things like "I am positioned slightly higher than you in the frame sure"

[@selfproclaimednobody4614]

Not really breaking the 4th wall ..... Ryan is talking to Ryan

[@BonaparteBardithion]

@@selfproclaimednobody4614 A nod to the unseen camera is pushing on the fourth wall.

[@Mangaka718]

i...i thought he meant frame as in skeletal frame, and it was still funny, but that makes *way* more sense as a joke XD

[@MisterCasket]

Holy crap I didn't even caught that! It's a joke that works perfectly on both sides!

[@brucebaker810]

So the 4th wall, in this case: top of frame?

[@shel571]

"No, you won't be involved in that part of my life" "Ok" "Unless?" That part killed me 😂

[@Maker0824]

He politely offers, then when told no politely moves on

[@clembu2275]

So many good lines in this sketch! "Don't do that ever again" and even in the advert "My body uses it for fuel and I won't describe what happens next." Proper LOL moments.

[@dadadadave9652]

And the girlfriend and silence part, killed me (and made me tear up a little)

[@hunterkiller1440]

I would've sworn the sponsors were supposed to be sunglasses in this video. Makes me wanna buy a pair of those in the summer.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

Then you should, yeah, go out do that, then, I decided.

[@Trikean]

I don't think a skit's existance should be based entirely off of the sponsor themselves.

[@BonaparteBardithion]

@@Trikean No, but it's fun when the sponsor ties in thematically.

[@mandelaeffect1111]

That’s when the sun is brightest!

[@brianbeach3024]

That segue would have been super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@theponystark]

That "Soup store" reference was REALLY out there. I love it.

[@lonelykraken2768]

i dont think it was on purpose but i liked it anyways

[@shinymainespoon]

To be fair, suits count as clothes

[@baguetteboing]

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

[@dragoonmaster4133]

Ryan’s whole thing is really out there.

[@AnnoyingMoose]

NO SOUP FOR RYAN!!

[@gwobblegwobble]

“You know that classic thing where you ask your girlfriend “Hey what should we have dinner tonight” and then there’s just silence because she doesn’t exist” Man even makes his ads funny

[@priscillajimenez27]

I guess he's lowkey single lol

[@AttilaAsztalos]

Literally the only channel where I actually let the sponsor segment run at all... :)

[@MeowtronStar]

"Time for a delicious dinner for two. I will be eating both portions."

[@jimmymittens]

Right in the feels

[@dragoonmaster4133]

Rip

[@redswasted8624]

"You're a big guy" "I am positioned slightly higher than you in the frame, sure" 😂 😂 God Bless you Ryan George

[@jamesknapp64]

3:16 "its just silence b/c she's not real".... don't know if I should laugh or cry at that one.

[@holahola-ym1xv]

both

[@NineBreakerUIXB]

I love how Ryan has perfected the intimidating eyebrows but due to his sketches nobody is ever gonna see him as anything but cute

[@NineBreakerUIXB]

Also hate replying to my own comment but better than making a new one and had to say GREAT reference to a 10 year old meme. Anyone with the patience to read this who doesn't get the reference look up I'm At Soup! it's hilarious And yes I'm very happy about the Hello Fresh advert Adstronaught. Shadiversity has long since convinced me of their legitimacy as well as the illegitimacy of Kamikoto Knives. Past research has taught me how shady Better Help is so please don't endorse them, I have mental health issues myself.

[@NineBreakerUIXB]

@Nathaniel Shrock By meme I really just mean the video you'll find if you search KZbin for "I'm at soup!" it's pretty old but I really couldn't say which came first. Just that it was only a couple months ago that I watched every single Ryan George sketch and can't think of any other correlation, tho there was definitely mention of soup somewhere lol. I'm not calling him a charlotten or anything, I love his work ^.^

[@NineBreakerUIXB]

@Nathaniel Shrock Lol well in all fairness the themes are kind of similar xD

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Heh, an entire chain of comments by only one person!

[@NineBreakerUIXB]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Well, there Was another person, guess their account got deleted or something

[@tayzonday]

This is what green screens are made for.

[@MichaelSmith-ij2ut]

You been popping up in comment sections alot lately. Might need a Commentguard to keep you safe.

[@gentheoddity]

omg your name just brought back memories from like a decade ago

[@JohnSmith-ep6bj]

Yes hello it's you, you're the Chocolate Rain guy

[@BigTeix]

Hi Mr. Rain

[@FlatOnHisFace]

He's from the other channel!

[@timcasey1428]

As someone who does security, I can confirm... This sketch is 100% accurate.

[@svavarkjarrval8757]

How well do you dive in slow motion?

[@revan0890]

So rich people archery is a thing?

[@blindleader42]

@@revan0890 It is now, I decided.

[@monkeyking9863]

@@revan0890 mostly in France

[@alexcollins9706]

@@monkeyking9863 don't they already have rich people bowling in France with said rich person's head? do we have to give them all the fun sports?

[@linksbetweendrinks7032]

What other youtuber puts as much work into their ads as they do their sketches? Ryan's a treasure.

[@keiser6656]

1:42 ok this is brillant comedy. It's so well freaking done

[@e.y.d.6079]

I don't think it's humanly possible to say this enough: Ryan is the absolute best. Not an easy task, considering everyone in this universe looks like him.

[@gamehero6816]

Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@2025IstheYear]

Bro sorry would have liked this but, it’s at 69. NOBODY LIKE IT

[@e.y.d.6079]

@@2025IstheYear I think you should. Yesterday I liked a comment that was exactly at 666 likes. I deserve the comeuppance.

[@kingthing3142]

Now all he needs is to find an identical guard to stand on the other side of him. Well I guess that won’t be too hard…

[@andrasbiro3007]

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@WarCode-jk9kd]

@@andrasbiro3007 oh really

[@EmeralBookwise]

I mean, the second guard might be at a slightly different elevation in the frame than the first, and that would just throw off the entire symmetry.

[@sonofthesea9184]

@@andrasbiro3007 Souper easy

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

@@EmeralBookwise Just give one of them shoes with platform soles to fix it. 😉

[@forbiddencroisant]

The fact that I can distinctly tell when someone is referencing Ryan George tells me how incredible Ryan's comedy is.

[@MoanAlotsa_24-7]

Wait, you mean this is all a gag?

[@lillyliion]

It is super easy, barely and inconvenience to recognize a Ryan George Quote.

[@leoallison636]

@@lillyliion oh really?

[@lillyliion]

@@leoallison636 Yeah Yeah Yeah!

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@Nyedyr]

"The normal chew is what I'll do." Such a good line.

[@andreakaniecki7250]

I’ve just spent ten minutes learning about the fire station pole’s. Why and when they were implemented. So in other words it went from needless information to I need to know information. Touché Ryan touché! 👏 👏👏👏

[@duskianfae]

"You won't be involved in that part of my life." "Okay" "Unless..."

[@Einstein-wasnt-all-that-smart]

Commenting exactly what we all just heard in the video is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Rennies-World]

I love how everyone has forgotten the ACTUALLY sketchy guy talking about "rich person archery". You know he's the genuine article because MUSTACHE!

[@lurkz4919]

Well mustaches are for cops, I decided.

[@Rennies-World]

@@lurkz4919 Except the ones who practice rich person archery as a hobby. 😁

[@lurkz4919]

@@Rennies-World Fine, but they're the lowest in the mustache hierarchy

[@Ravenleaf182]

I kinda really like how this went to "I bought soup" to "I'd like to hire you" to just flat out deciding he has the job and what that entails

[@alanlewis988]

Watching the whole video and leaving a comment is a super easy and barely inconvenient way to support Ryan George, which is TIGHT!!

[@Bad_Llama]

Lol. “I am positioned slightly higher than you in the frame.” Hysterical and self-aware. Love the sketches.

[@jellybutter3743]

Ryan is getting so famous that he might need a bodyguard

[@shinymainespoon]

Well why do you think he was the first guy to be one of those?

[@faolan2174]

Do you think he'll hire himself and play both people in public?

[@adamself2463]

You know if he every goes to a public event, some kind of -con we need a bunch of people to dress up in suits and put on Ryan masks, complete with sunglasses and ear pieces. Follow him around like.

[@PsychoEdits]

@@adamself2463 i would love to see his reaction to all his fans cosplaying as him

[@glacieractivity]

Oh, what a beautiful relationship this will turn into. Because everyone falls in love with their bodyguard. I have seen more than one movie about it happening for real. 👍

[@markjowen66]

And... I... will always love you....

[@mattsully2238]

I already felt the romantic tension

[@hellojari07]

Unless? 🤣

[@Norp-i7m]

So, you have a body guard movie for me…

[@hunterkiller1440]

Some bodyguards are like branded t shirts that make the wearer says "Hey I'm important!"

[@benhobbelink]

As a bodyguard myself, i loved this. Literally almost moisted myself when you put on the glasses.

[@micahphilson]

"Yeah, I'll walk around and go _'Rawr!'" "Yeah, no, don't do that ever again..."

[@QMGh889r]

The absolute meta soup store joke had me going right off the bat. 🤣🤣

[@AdamDavidDunlop]

WHY WERE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

[@Kurochana]

@@AdamDavidDunlop Lelouch do be a rich and important guy that someone might want to commit violence to as well.

[@AlexandraAndStuff]

How is this guy always funny. His talent for delivering lines is mind blowing, I don't think anyone could have pulled it off like Ryan does

[@Silas_MN]

"You know that classic thing where you ask your girlfriend 'Hey, what should we have for dinner tonight?' And then it's just silence cuz she's not real. She doesn't exist." absolutely *savage* lol

[@britanimations2002]

I'm officially 3 weeks late to the party, so I imagine someone's already asked this but here I go anyway WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!!?!!!!?!!!?!

[@omernavaid4712]

I love that Ryan put the whole 'I'm at Soup' shenanigans in this video

[@gamebawesome]

0:10 “WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!”

[@seantds619]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF

[@dinolime6271]

Same

[@bensanterre9478]

I thought it was going to be the bodyguard selling the idea by overplaying the potential danger the other guy was in. This was great too, as always.

[@JannytheSpartan]

When the ad is almost as funny as the sketch itself, you have reached Peak comedy

[@alanlewis988]

Advertisers are lucky to have Ryan George make the best ads ever! The only ads that you want to watch!

[@RunToEternity]

I was thinking the same thing, some of the lines for the ad can actually be funnier than the sketch part. "Hey honey, what do you want... Oh right she doesn't exist."

[@Wardog01Actual]

"I'll walk around like 'RaAaWrRr!" Man, that's one of the funniest things I've EVER witnessed! Go Ryan Go!

[@SeenAGreatLight]

I've never heard it pronounced quite like he did. XD And then the hilarious response, "No, don't do that ever again, just--"!

[@hikigayahachiman3968]

1:08 well if he is in, im in

[@ConstantOwlk]

Well of he's in on out

[@RandomHQ433]

Well if hes out im in

[@TheElbowMerchant]

This is exactly how bodyguarding became a profession, I decided.

[@ominousintrusivethoughts3947]

Man you didn't even watch the video

[@InternalxHD]

@@ominousintrusivethoughts3947 wtf are u talking about

[@TheElbowMerchant]

@@ominousintrusivethoughts3947 I commented as soon as the Adstronaut came on. Good enough for you, comment section detective? Gotta love it when people look for reasons to complain, right?

[@ominousintrusivethoughts3947]

@@TheElbowMerchant yeah, same its fantastic when we do that. I was just sayin cause most people just do generic comments on his vids like them just quoting exactly what he said, and then they are always at the top and it makes his comments less fun

[@toecutterjones]

I really hope Sketchy Ryan makes another appearance.

[@Rennies-World]

I thought that was just me!

[@dragoonmaster4133]

Perhaps the skit will be: the first person to sell drugs.

[@hamman_samuel]

He looks like me when I was in high school

[@tacowaffles5967]

I am constantly amazed with Ryan's range as an actor/rich person/bodyguard/ghost/random scetchy person

[@lbright4568]

“i’m going to stand close to you” “why?” “to make sure people don’t stand close to you”

[@erlendvageskar3356]

I loved that nod of bying clothes at the soup store ;)

[@JeiJohnson]

Is it just me, or is The Adstronaut gimmick at the end just as entertaining as each of the skits he produces?

[@tikiman1900]

Always has been.

[@dcgreatman]

"You know that classic thing where you ask your girlfriend 'hey what should we have for dinner tonight?' And then it's just silence cuz she's not real, she doesn't exist" Didn't have to call us out like that 💀

[@thewildcard83]

I mean…I always suspected that bodyguards chose their line of career because of the cool shades. Thanks for confirming…lol

[@jennifere.pergola598]

I don't know why, but the line in the ad "They're so flat" being delivered on a flat note was the highlight of this for me.

[@mr.beastfan8152]

Hi, I just want to say Ryan, if you ever read this, you are my favorite KZbinr ever and I love your content so much, seeing a new video by you lightens up my day, and I am your number one fan. Keep doing what you are doing, because you do it amazingly. Have a nice day

[@ultimate_disastr]

Hey Ryan here are some ideas for more First Guy Sketches: -First Guy to Use a Metaphor -First Guy to Get a Haircut -First Guy to Make a Vlog -First Guy to Cook -First Guy to Make a Meme -First Guy to Ride a Horse -First Guy to Keep Bees -First Guy to Make Toast -First Guy to Have a Garage Sale -First Guy to Use a Taxi -First Guy to Fly in a Plane -First Guy to Write -First Guy to Get a Tattoo -First Guy to Skydive -First Guy to Make Coffee -First Guy to Make a Lemonstand -First Guy to Have a Dog -First Guy to Be a Lawyer -First Guy to Open a Buffet -First Guy to Use a Car -First Guy to Host a Funeral -First Guy to Be a Politician -First Guy to Wear Clothes -First Guy to Be a Doctor

[@Real_MisterSir]

First guy to go diving

[@rainingBrackets]

"First Guy to die" would be hilarious

[@yojishinkawa378]

-First Guy to Open a Sex Shop -First Guy to Use Paint -First Guy to Solve the Theory of General Relativity -First Guy to Burp -First Guy to Exercise -First Guy to Be Religious -First Guy to Snore -First Guy to Use Hot Sauce -First Guy to be Psychic -First Guy to be a Werewolf -First Guy to Eat Lunch -First Guy to Slow Clap -First Guy to Sing -First Guy to Make First Guy Sketches on KZbin

[@kevinshin4354]

First guy to make an absurdly long list...

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

The fist guy to be a surgeon “So how about I cut you open to try and fix the dying stuff?” “Sounds like that’ll kill me.” “No it won’t because…it just won’t trust me.”

[@DilonMoodley]

1:33 "You wont be involved in that part of my life... unless" 😳😂

[@9072997]

"I will be eating both portions" - most honest meal kit review I've seen

[@kenananaquitchichich4772]

"Just, the normal chew is what I'll do" 🤣

[@MirArtz]

You should do the first guy to go to a therapist. It seems like a cool idea and I’d love to see how you would interpret that

[@xavierwalker7135]

Thank you, Ryan George! I love what you do!

[@elliotschnabel8364]

0:54 2:22 I love how he's saying this out in the open with people around.

[@herpetologytime]

The comedy on this channel is incredible

[@AshtonWas]

Did you watch it in 20x speed?

[@totalwartimelapses6359]

@@AshtonWas Gotta comment something generic fast to farm those internet points

[@Lemstache]

You said it

[@bannado5696]

@@totalwartimelapses6359 its a short video its not surprising they finished it quickly

[@totalwartimelapses6359]

@@bannado5696 It's not just that, it's the fact that it's a super generic comment praising the channel (unrelated to the video itself) that was posted super early Those are clear signs it's just farming easy likes

[@PipHalsey]

A professional Security guard usually is taught basic first aid, so he actually might be responsible for saving their clients from choking.

[@reubenoakley8967]

Bodyguard: I'm in! Rich-Person-Archery Guy: Well if he's in, then I'm out!

[@Cancun771]

1:46 Bearded Demon Child all growed up now.

[@nicholasmelton4378]

So, when do we get to hear about the first guy ever to write fanfiction? "And then he did a front-flip, broke the bad guy's wrist, and saved the week!"

[@owenmacpherson5311]

“hey that kinda rhymes a little” I do this all the time too😂😂

[@mitchellbarton7915]

I love the "Why are you buying clothes at the soup store" joke there at the start. XD

[@R7AWSUM]

I love the ad-stronaught, its so creative. But I am curious if and how well it actually converts.

[@KombatGod]

Great video as always! For once this is quite easy on the lore. They mention sugary food so this must take place after "The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert" and they mention going to the gym so it must be after "The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped"; also their talk of physical violence, and more explicitly the thumbnail, seem to imply that punching has already been invented so this should take place after The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone. And that's it. I don't think bodyguards were ever mentioned in any other First Guy video, so there's no dependency in the other direction and we can say this is the most recent video in the timeline. I'll add it at the end of my "The First Guy in Chronological Order" playlist.

[@TrekkerUK]

This is so nerdy and brilliant. I love it!

[@rafaelribeiro935]

I love how I don't even see the different characters as the same actor. Everyone really feel like their own person. It's amazing

[@duolightningproductionstud1435]

2:44 Well if he’s in, I’m in

[@averageambivert]

If you're in, I'm in

[@inquisitiveterrestrian]

Well if he’s in… he’s in.

[@hikingOpussomJ]

Well since he's in im in too

[@onkehaga3045]

If your in then I'm in

[@PugnaciousProductions]

Yeah, I’m out because he’s in

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

Ryan should have hired the First Guy To Ever Get Ripped to be his bodyguard.

[@DJ12245]

"I want you protect me in exchange for money I would give you." Gold!! Pure Gold!! #RyanGeorgeRules

[@jakr3597]

i was waiting for the second shady guy to talk about something wholesome

[@jojospeechy4761]

Me too@

[@MeowtronStar]

3:58 "Time for a delicious dinner for two. I will be eating both portions."

[@sirshauniv511]

Ryan is the only KZbinr who can make you happy to see an ad.

[@JachAnen]

A Ryan is definitely needed, Ryan Reynolds also does a good job as I willingly click on his videos that are just ads

[@danielschott4639]

"and I won't describe what happens next." Oh the number of stories I could abruptly end those with.

[@Retribution5618]

I swear, Ryan is so good at these skits now that they seem like different people and I kinda forget that they're being acted by the same person. The dialogue is just crazy.

[@im_galaxy8194]

“Can you dive in slow motion?” Got me lol

[@KungFuWombat]

"Rich person archery, that's my hobby of choice" I mean....at this point in human history, can you blame him?

[@Игорь-к5с3ю]

At any point in history really

[@marcw6875]

So, if you all became rich one day, I assume you'll take that arrow in the chest and realize how much you deserve it, right? ;)

[@KungFuWombat]

@@Carabas72 And as we all know, pointless archery would be rather dull

[@Rennies-World]

@@KungFuWombat MUAAAAAGAHAHAAA!

[@austinwitham109]

@@marcw6875 what do you gain from defending the rich who don't even see us as human beings? Remember when Amazon forced warehouse workers to stay at work during a tornado that tore through the workplace killing like a baker's dozen of people? Yeah. Rich person archery is a fantastic hobby

[@ramerefauntleroy4881]

I was for sure the "sketchy Ryan" was going to say something completely different from the "rich person archery" Ryan since he didn't look so sketchy.

[@samlieneck6943]

I thought he was just a ordinary guy because it was too obvious

[@SerendipityChild]

Because comedians most definitely appreciate suggestions for their jokes from people they don't know ... The first person to use ambergris for perfume, the first person to send a kid up a chimney to clear it 💕 you make quality skits. Thank you

[@DmitriRasakov]

''..........and then the bodyguard did a backflip snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.''

[@Niltenstein]

2:22 best line ever

[@NinjaTroll137]

Man, with everything going on right now, the world needs more Ryan George comedy. 🔥💯🔥

[@JeremyWS]

I really like your comedy. You're hilarious, makes laughing super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@daanyelgeorge7004]

Oh really!

[@ACID_]

"I'm at SOUP" "Why do you shop clothes at a soup store ?"

[@mckaygoodman6514]

"You'd be guarding my body you see." "So I'd be called a..." "A corpse preventer, yes."