The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@mjmercado2612]

Hi

[@Monkey_man_5000]

Hi

[@ghastiafy67]

How about *no*

[@killerhayden187]

Yes

[@ashmax3228]

Ok

[@TheBonsaiZone]

"I haven't spoken in a while".... problem solved!

[@ArtisticlyAlexis]

This is the type of humor I subscribe for!

[@F0g1sC0ming]

First verified comment I’ve ever seen under 100 likes

[@WalkoffGrandslam]

I laughed out loud way to hard at that line and my family looked at me like I was a psycho.

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@F0g1sC0ming same. It’s weird

[@knightofsvea604]

We all have that One friend

[@raydunakin]

"Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes." I felt that.

[@heatherjay8802]

I think in 2020/2021 we ALL are feeling that!

[@OrbitalSnapshots2455]

I'm in a chair while reading this

[@Kattywagon29]

I was gonna get out of my chair, but then I saw this video, so...

[@niccy266]

Beds too

[@Spoit0]

On the contrary, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@JRDIXON34]

“Our concept doesn’t match with your request” Why does that feel like that’s applicable to much of my life

[@wloxya7422]

True fits my life too

[@sean_mccadden]

Thats basically life for the 99% 😅

[@Pelipear]

I film skits just like Ryan George but not really! Would appreciate if y'all would check them out. Thanks! :)

[@adi4032]

That's the concept of school.....Educating but *Not educating*

[@sarahno4748]

I want a milkshake "This is bakers square. We don't have milkshakes." You have milk and ice cream do you have a blender? ".....we have a blender yeah but" Ok then I want a milkshake. "Our concept doesn't match with your request"

[@ShadyDoorags]

"I haven't spoken in a while." I feel ashamed that this stupid meta joke broke me hard.

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Hi Shady! Didn’t expect to see you here

[@jamesmartin9401]

Oh bless your heart, he does that to all of us on a regular basis.

[@recoveringsoul755]

talk to your plants, they grow better

[@Ihaveagasmask]

It was prob cause it was hard to get all the stuff like spatchulla hat and background

[@zbiv]

Loved that one myself

[@Sir_McCartney]

Ryan really wore the same shirt from his "the first guy to ever open a restaurant" sketch. The ryanverse has better continuity than some film series.

[@angelolagman4573]

Oo nga

[@avdarth]

Nice observation

[@GreatTasteMurder]

@@angelolagman4573 Filipino??

[@angelolagman4573]

@@GreatTasteMurder yesyes how bout u? Oh being a filipino is toight

[@GreatTasteMurder]

@@angelolagman4573 I'm pinoy too and it's easy barely an inconvenience

[@O4C209]

"This guy's kind of my hero." Yes, you are Ryan George, yes, you are.

[@Hotos321]

Which one?

[@NanoMan737400]

Yes, he is Ryan George, yes he is.

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276]

English is stupid like why does there have to be that many commas in that sentence? Also there's supposed to be a comma before Ryan George, right? That's 4 freaking commas which is half the damn word count

[@senboy9002]

​@@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276 I feel like that doesn't have anything to do with English specifically, nor does it even mean anything about it's quality. I'm not saying English is the best, but this argument is invalid.

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6276]

@@senboy9002 Well English has lots of dumb grammar rules that are broken a lot

[@davidseb9045]

"This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me and my worst and the he leaves." 😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead.

[@my3dviews]

Especially because he's not wearing pants. 😂😂

[@IRIS4962]

lmao yea that got me too

[@Mistwolfss]

If you're dead then he wouldn't see you at your worst in life.😅😂

[@HappyDude1]

Yeah my ordered food flew out when he said that

[@werefrogofassyria6609]

"I haven't spoken for a while" Great line.

[@memerwan38]

“I haven’t spoken in a while” that was such a stupid joke but such a good one

[@santishorts]

Don't insult the joke please, it was an award winning joke.

[@soniceinstein7762]

@@santishorts they don't give awards for that I think.

[@nathankarn5557]

@@soniceinstein7762 I must have misheard them then.

[@NukeMarine]

Personally thought "Let's play ball" topped it.

[@Pelipear]

I film skits just like Ryan George but not really! Would appreciate if y'all would check them out. Thanks! :)

[@VSP1003]

“I’m not doing ANYTHING today I decided.” “This guy is my hero.” I feel you chef, I feel you. same

[@master0fthearts894]

You had me at “I feel you chef, I feel you.”

[@shaunjimbangan1166]

Actually could someone explain that joke to me?

[@kabookle8995]

@@shaunjimbangan1166 a lot of the things the customer wanted actually made it easier for the restaurant. They didn’t have to wash dishes and they didn’t have to have a guy hang around the house refilling water

[@shaunjimbangan1166]

@@kabookle8995 oh

[@MagicE13]

"Okay, Let's play ball" "Hows this weekend?" Great gag.

[@bagelinpond2433]

@dolita windo u had to ruin the joke.

[@TySama0]

Quotes don't work as well if they're not direct quotes.

[@itstrashyplays4071]

70 - 1 = 69

[@siler7]

Hows

[@BMoney8600]

That joke made me smile

[@calebw8189]

Guy: "So you've got a pizza for me?" Delivery guy: "Yes sir, I do."

[@stevebanks9395]

Oww, pizza's are TIGHT!

[@johngr1747]

This needs more likes!

[@Lucid_Waking]

This is great

[@thewatcher8657]

But I am afraid that its not the one you wanted... So, what you are telling is that it's the wrong one? YeahyeahYeah Woops Woopsie

[@Kev24]

“Why is my order wrong” “Because!” “That works!”

[@kevinshin4354]

"I haven't spoken in a while." - Me in every conversation

[@mrsleep0000]

Perfectly describes most of the meetings I was in today

[@Zraknul]

Sometimes that's all you got when the topic shifts before you're allowed in.

[@RegularSizeRick]

That’s sad. Speak up. You have interesting things to say.

[@isador21]

That part really cracked me up for some reason haha

[@michu1247]

that was my favorite part

[@KausticSlime]

“Counter offer, what if we meet half way?” The way Ryan so simply and consistently denies the spirit of what’s being asked is truly hilarious.

[@ThePotatoeGuru]

It's also a brilliant play on words as that might mean to literally set up a counter to serve him.

[@rocketjo]

That's a Québec thing, it's in our DNA over here 😅

[@mariaignaciaperez6815]

"This guy sees a small section of my house and he sees me at my worst and then he leaves" How dare you.

[@zoltanszaszi2264]

We all felt that.

[@rachelhall4808]

It is extremely accurate

[@JimmyMon666]

I always order take out. I don't want people seeing me at my worst. I don't even want people in my yard. Yeah I'm one of those get off my lawn type of guys. He didn't mention takeout in this video. It's like the worst of both worlds. You get the soggy food and lack of experience of the restaurants but still have to put on pants.

[@gopium1976]

I felt attacked 😂

[@solchapeau6343]

I can see that you haven't swept your floors in quite a while. But here's your food, and I'm out of here.

[@alienveritec]

"He's going to see me at my worst" is the best line I've ever heard.

[@billybobbodiddly5940]

Said so nonchalantly… it’s all about the delivery

[@GalyTheSugarLover]

I want to believe Ryan made this skit solely to make that misheard award winning ears joke

[@JasonArmond]

That ears joke was indeed award winning.

[@almaji666]

@@JasonArmond They don’t give out awards for ear jokes either.

[@xenobladesrg7729]

@@almaji666 that's an award winning comment out there

[@salvatore2119]

@@foxes321 I think you miscommented that

[@abelcuevasgonzalez4390]

I'm stupid and i don't get the joke can someone help me?

[@chickenapocalypse8655]

"This guy sees a small section of my house, sees me at my worst and leaves" I'm really starting to feel bad for what those poor guys have to see on the daily

[@WhiteScorpio2]

Unless they don't give a shit.

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

Yeah, from a family member who did food delivery and went on to be a paramedic: it was useful _'horror desensitization training'_ and food delivery somehow had more crying involved. 😏

[@leroylowe5921]

I delivered pizza one time and this big fat guy propositioned me.

[@swistedfilms]

I used to deliver pizzas a long time ago. A good tip makes us forget about everything else.

[@Sienisota]

Trust me, we have gotten desensitized.

[@k2fanpyre144]

"I haven't spoken in a while." - my introvert ass every couple of days

[@faadinabhan6789]

Yes

[@shethjrebbell]

Ok that was good lol

[@Brandon2940]

Same

[@Rwededyet]

That is why I leave comments

[@emeraldkoala2]

@@Rwededyet Same.

[@jayspy8647]

"These extreme levels of convenience can be a slippery slope for you." "I think it could develop into a frequent, unhealthy expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money." Ryan you have just verbally assaulted well over 95% of your viewers, I'm calling the authorities.

[@PROPAROXITONO]

They will put Ryan in a room.

[@Lazaven]

Actually it's gonna be super easy a major convenience!

[@saatvik-agrawal]

"Our concept doesn’t seem compatible with your request” Laws of Ryan Universe: The guy with the fiercer moustache must win here, I decided.

[@robertnett9793]

cueing obligatory: "winning with the fiercer moustache is TIGHT" comment.

[@HornAndHaloEntertainment]

winning with the fiercer moustache is TIGHT!!

[@SRP3572]

@@HornAndHaloEntertainment dang it, you beat me to it

[@HornAndHaloEntertainment]

@@SRP3572 :)

[@polreamonn]

Fair enough.

[@tonchi4905]

“My ears are award-winning” “They don’t give out awards for hearing” “Then I think I might have misheard them”

[@DefinitelyAPotato]

@@realfarmer21 Not asking for nun? Would a priest work instead?

[@kadarabdullahi]

I laughed waaaaaay too hard at that part 😂

[@plzletmebefrank]

@@realfarmer21 Nobody likes it when someone shamelessly steals a top comment to advertise their channel like you're doing. Just saying it's annoying and impolite. Feel free to start your own comment thread in a respectful manner, but I'd advise against these sorts of shameless plugs. However you don't have to listen to me, and this is just me letting you know how most people feel about what you're doing. So, do what you will.

[@Isaaczsf]

@@DefinitelyAPotato Or maybe a bishop?

[@crimson8867]

Yes I watched the video

[@zeeshanlakdawala]

"I haven't spoken in a while" Fact: The line which he might only have written just to fill the gap and maintain continuity as a writer, is the most rated punch line of the sketch.

[@zooning-6843]

Overrated? Underrated? Most rated by number of people?

[@stevenfriedman2902]

@@zooning-6843 Well I know I'd rate it a 7/10

[@vsh1998]

@@stevenfriedman2902 with rice

[@zeeshanlakdawala]

@@zooning-6843 I meant most liked punch line of the sketch

[@zeeshanlakdawala]

@Evan Shlom Man, for people like you, I've written *might in the statement. Enjoy man, I was cracking a joke... Not to taken by words

[@CaptainWobbs]

I like how Chef Ryan’s first line makes him seem like the only “normal” acting person in the Ryanverse but he quickly shifts into the usual speech patterns.

[@immortalsun]

I mean, he did say “Food place.”

[@FirstNameLastName3753HD]

First guy to hug someone: “I’m gonna wrap my arms around you” “What why?” “To make you feel better” “Why would that make me feel better?” “I don’t know” “Fair enough”

[@BonaparteBardithion]

That'd be fun to green screen.

[@Cooolstorm]

Wowwowwowwow...wow

[@arrrrrrrr6593]

"Woah, your arms is wrapping me TIGHT"

[@ArcNine9Angel]

"Why would that make me feel better?" "Listen, I'm going to need you to get aaaaall the way off my back on this one." "Okay, let me get off of that thing... Okay now you get off of my back." "No."

[@meloD30]

I'm gonna squeeze the bad feelings out of you, but try not to squeeze the life out of you, okay? That sounds dangerous, can we have a safe signal? Sure just tap me on my back if it hurts or y'know, gets weird.

[@zane_slade]

"Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes" " And my ears are award winning" "Let's play ball" "Where, the park, this weekend" "yeah sounds good" "I think this guys my hero" Tell me he's is not the best KZbinr. Tell me with a straight face.

[@Mopsey]

Can't do that, man. Can't lie like that. Ryan deserves pewdiepie money. Pewds is a good guy, but Ryan brings joy. Pure joy. The beautiful bastard gave us an entire universe. Screen Rant should have a Jerry Maguire -type attack of conscience, and give him ownership of the Pitch Meeting IP. But they won't, because without him their channel is irrelevant.

[@Rowexllc]

Yeah I’ve tried🤣

[@calinculianu]

Dude the Chef character in this sketch had me in stitches. He was awesome.

[@johnree6106]

Well I can since I am wearing a 😷

[@zane_slade]

Dave my man! You just earned yourself a sub

[@LAGator-qu7tc]

“This guy is making all kind of compromises.” -Chef Ryan

[@kevinseanzebua6342]

"I haven't spoken in a while." Chef Ryan

[@dmitritelvanni4068]

That was the most relatable character ive ever seen.

[@HSamee]

"This guy is out here making all kinds of compromises."*

[@mariposa9506]

In that case let's not be too careful about remembering to put in all his food or individually wrapped condiments.

[@jkta97]

Making compromises is TIGHT!

[@Colin-kh6kp]

When the chef said "this guy's my hero" when he realized he wouldn't be able to complain about the food, I totally get it, I'm a chef and let me tell ya, the pandemic made my job so much easier, or at least less stressful. We're still busy but its all take out and I haven't had to remake anything for months lol.

[@horace6851]

this whole thing is such a foreign concept for me. I grew up in Europe and even though I have been living in US for the last 12 years, I still don't send the food back. It's just a risk you take when someone cooks for you. At home in Poland my food was returned once, when there was a fried wasp in my french fries. And even that was pushed by my mom, since I was like 8 and would have just taken the wasp out and eat the thing. So yeah.

[@fvb7]

Seriously I've never returned something and asked for a re-do. Closest is I got someone else's stuff. How common is it to re-make a 2nd one???

[@allflying3]

@@horace6851 What? Your mom fed you a wasp? And you ate it?

[@horace6851]

@@allflying3 no, we were at the restaurant and the wasp was within the fries. If my mom didn't notice I would just throw it away and keep eating the fries. Because she noticed, she sent the whole thing back and I got a fresh meal without the wasp. I was 8 at the time so don't judge too much :)

[@BioYuGi]

@@fvb7 I mean, if you order a meal and it comes out just *wrong* that's a mistake. If you order steak and you get pork chops, that's something I'd at least want to make sure "Hey make sure I'm being charged correctly? But I guess I'll eat this" but I think that's reasonable to ask for the steak you ordered. If its an allergy/religious reason your food is wrong, you DEFINITELY need that fixed.

[@polish_filipino]

The Counter offer is meeting half-way. Imagine that, Pulling up in a parkling lot and setting up a table there

[@Simonporter89]

Arranging food rendez-vous points as if they were a drug deal is TIGHT

[@aoikemono6414]

So like, a food truck.

[@MrElionor]

@@Simonporter89 Doesn't help that I meeting the delivery person in a dark alley and going "you got the stuff?"

[@johnree6106]

@@MrElionor yeah got you the good stuff Chinese red dragon take out.

[@hermask815]

There goes the convenience, whoopsie.

[@hazaromic_iii9495]

Ryan George. A guy who can play the entire cast of Endgame

[@Natalie-101]

Now I want to see that

[@PastramiMan]

@@realfarmer21 cool I'll sub

[@sagepressley7351]

We need all the Ryan's to show up for the Ryan cinematic universe endgame

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

I wanna see that please

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

@@Natalie-101 Yes ok we all do yes

[@Doomted90]

"Right chef?" "Yeah the food is here. What are you even asking me?" Chefs in a nutshell. Totally relatable from an expoditer

[@tyrone3211]

Lmao relatable from a chef 😂

[@dakotabrewer1091]

I hate when expo ask where something is at. It’s either in the fryer cooking where I have no control over. Or it’s in my hand ready to give to them. Lol

[@Doomted90]

Mark of a good expo: look first, then ask lol

[@damagecontrol7]

expeditor!

[@lykanaslupus]

1:37 Just a random side note like "Yo, btw, you wanna meet to play some ball later?"

[@sagittarius_a_starr]

“They don’t give awards for hearing.” “Well then I suppose I might have misheard them.” Brilliant! (1:21)

[@Domihork]

I don't get it...

[@sebastianpalmer9568]

@@Domihork neither do i

[@トマトスープ-u5n]

Explain

[@thatrandomplayer8827]

Someone

[@zh3dd]

Pls mom won’t answer her phone so explain

[@slipknot95maggot]

"This guy's kinda my hero!" The catharsis I felt on that line might have been too much, if it weren't for the fact that people totally _do_ just call back and demand free food next time even if the mistake was their fault

[@minhgiangtuan96]

"This guy is kind of my hero" - True, everyone who do a service job like this when the customer said that.

[@Psykout]

"Is the food here? Yeah the food is here, what are you even asking me?" After working as a server/cook for a decade I really felt that line. You get asked some of the stupidest questions when you are working on a line.

[@adamcravets5408]

Waiters too. Pizza Hut only had bud and bud light. That was the entire list of beers they had back in 1990. Can’t tell you how many times I got asked for something else after reciting that huge list of beers available. Customer: what beers do you have. Me: bud and bud light. Customer: can I get a coors?

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

😂😂😂It's not just your profession! I worked at a grocery store during college. I literally had people ask, "Um...do you have...bread?"

[@zackdawson669]

“This guy’s kinda my hero.” Completely broke me up. Outstanding work as usual Ryan.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

Excellent work indeed.

[@wanderer6161]

"This guy out here making all kinds of compromises" I feel personally attacked 😂

[@aoikemono6414]

Didn't compromise the convenience!

[@cheetawilliam]

Only if compromise is a bad thing.

[@SheetsGiggles]

“In fact I’m ordering from bed and plan to eat from bed. If you can just leave it at the front door, I’ll quickly grab it when I’m sure the stranger has left and won’t see me pick up my food and eat it shamefully in the nude.”

[@RogueBoyScout]

😂

[@SheetsGiggles]

@Elalae La general Kenobi!

[@MorningStarNews]

Are.. are there cameras in my house?

[@SheetsGiggles]

@@MorningStarNews all we can say is hi there hello 👋 👀

[@guywithaface887]

First sponsor to join in on the joke! 😂😂😂

[@steveteacherofenglish2457]

The funny thing is in Korea, we are able to get reusable plates, bowls, etc and the delivery guy comes back sometime later and picks up all the dishes he delivered.

[@steveteacherofenglish2457]

@@ML0694 We can just put the dishes outside the door, so I don't see them come back. It's probably done when they deliver food to a neighbor in the building so it's not a wasted trip.

[@lostmarble540]

"hey should we pay the guy doing the delivery?" "nah, let's just send him out and hope the guy making the order pays him"

[@Zraknul]

He is after all just another server, why would we change the rules just because they're getting in a car?

[@dmangelsm1188]

Totally needed this in there.

[@foxinabox5103]

@@Zraknul its not always the case, sometimes the driver is the employee of the third party app. And they didnt make much money, so my dad always advise me to gave them some tip.

[@FriedEgg101]

In the uk there are no tips; the delivery driver gets the amount that was quoted at the end of the ordering process, which includes a £1.50 delivery charge. I don't actually know how or how much the driver gets paid, but that's not for me to worry about. Of course I thank him, and also tell him I'm starving, which I feel validates his existence.

[@natashaavital8713]

I'm pretty sure that's just the US

[@dominiclindus2535]

Thanks Ryan, I almost choked to death on my cup of tea when the "this guy sees a small section of my house and then he sees me at my worst and then he leaves" portion came up.

[@TheArchangel911]

Other youtubers: One comedy sketch per video Can anyone do two comedy sketches per video? Ryan George: Super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@mafiachichimeca9563]

Making two comedy sketches per video is tight

[@ShepherdXVII]

@@mafiachichimeca9563 Awwwww that was gonna be my comment lol

[@b.ryanbushman6700]

Ayo Daniel thrasher does it too

[@MisterMeister1]

Daniel Thrasher makes two in a video

[@bingus5723]

"Doesnt daniel thrasher do that?" "You'll have to get way offa my back about that"

[@rjkral]

2:36 "I haven't spoken in a while"...the GENIUS of Ryan George!!🤣🤣

[@guywithaface887]

I love how Ryan's entire career is just proving how everything is stupid.

[@K4inan]

Now I would love to see "The first guy to do math".

[@Synastershadow]

Yeah, and he does it in such a great way of comedic realism!

[@AngelWingsYT]

@@K4inan so i did a thing oh? ya i took the number one and added it to another number one and it gave me the number two why didnt you just count to two? n what is this "ad" isnt that those things on tv that interrupt shows? no that ad im talking about add 2 Ds

[@Dlahusen1]

Not really stupid. Just making normal things funny. Don’t take that food delivery is stupid from this video.

[@Natureguy-le8pl]

@@Dlahusen1 it’s not but it’s funny the way he makes it sound stupid. It’s like looking at humanity through an alien perspective.

[@ObscurePixeI]

Ryan george has like the most unique comedy style and its so good.

[@johngr1747]

Literal humor, puns, random humor... this guy's so good!

[@sdrawkcab_emanresu]

I feel like Joel Haver has an even more unique style, but Ryan delivers it more unique

[@thawk4life]

I am okay with that 👌🙂

[@happy_bracket]

Ryan George's Evolution

[@Pelipear]

I make skits! Although I wouldn't say that I have a "unique" style (For example, if you look at a lot of my videos especially my early ones that they're inspired by other KZbinrs) I would appreciate it if y'all would check them out! Thanks! :)

[@nwalegend1439]

"this guy's out here making ALL KINDS of compromises" story of my life

[@Yougotcaged102]

"So let's play ball" "Yeah, what are you thinking, like at the park this weekend?" I love how the people in the Ryanverse will just instantly do random things strangers ask them to do

[@dyrcosis]

"I'm okay with that." The slogan for compromise (or being compromised). Brilliant!

[@cjhepburn7406]

Slogan that did for the Human Race.

[@amstrad00]

"I think it could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money." I'm feeling so attacked right now

[@adiahaalexander9359]

Same!

[@alexejfrohlich5869]

i feel more connected to the "yeah, i am ok with that" part :D

[@talizorah]

Right? OUCH.

[@guyherewithanunoriginalnam1061]

That hit me

[@Troy1910]

same

[@BobBob-yb9nt]

You forgot the part where the delivery guy brings you food and says “enjoy the food” and then you say “you too” and you guys stand there awkwardly for a few minutes

[@elias.t]

And then he goes "I already have."

[@allstar4065]

@@elias.t And then you leave a 1 star review on the restaurant, and report the employee for eating the food...

[@shirin8609]

a few minutes?!

[@aleisterlavey9716]

Wait wait wait... the Pizza Delivery Guy isn't supposed to eat the Pizza with me?

[@VIDEOGAMER20]

?

[@KB28L]

Thanks

[@SeanDre619]

"Little squirting packs?! This guy is nutz!!" As a papa John's employee I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josephnolan6323]

damn now i want papa johns, fuckin love that pizza

[@HeheheheOk]

Chef: "You're my hero" You're mine as well. If it weren't for this lazy man, the world would have been a whole lot different

[@HatsuneChiYu]

As a cook, I feel like the Chef's energy is quite relatable.

[@ryanwilliams1087]

Thanks! I hit 'Like' before the skit loads, on your 'movie guy' characters also. Good work. We just happen to have the same first name.

[@PaulTarsusRips]

"I haven't spoken in a while." Way to remind us you're all still here, buddy.

[@recoveringsoul755]

Neither have I Chef person, neither have I

[@Pilgrym52]

I think my social life would improve if I legitimately did that.

[@denimchicken104]

I like to do the same thing when I’m around women. “I haven’t done the sex in a while.” Just figured they need to know.

[@guacca]

I bursted out in laughter with that line, definitely laughed more than I should have. It was just so unexpected.

[@DynamicUnreality]

I'm going to start using this at parties.

[@orionsghost9511]

"I haven't spoken in the while" was one of those brilliant little passing quips a great comedian throws in.

[@slipping4415]

2:35 ‘I haven’t spoken in a while’ -A chef which is not in any way related to Ryan George, 2021

[@Thx1138sober]

Because I want to pay $37.50 for a $10.89 fast food meal that's been sitting in a bag for 22 minutes.

[@shd0wXXassassin]

"I haven't spoken in a while." - Quality content.

[@maggpiprime954]

"I feel like this could develop into an expensive and frequent habit that could make it hard for you to save any money!" ".... Yeah I'm okay with that." "Alright let's do it!"

[@RogueBoyScout]

His endings on these skits just slay me on laughter....

[@GeekyVoices]

Chef: “I haven’t spoken in a while!” 😂😂

[@lance134679]

I like how Ryan calls attention when a scene has three people and sometimes you have to unnaturally split the dialogue between those people just to keep all three engaged in the scene, thus "I haven't spoken in a while".

[@vicjames3256]

"I think it could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money." Why you gotta come for my head like that, Ryan? But I'm gonna keep doing it cause it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@brucewillis542]

We must petition Ryan to make a Patreon account so we can give him our money.

[@Mopsey]

200%. Id be honoured to give him money directly. He's earned it.

[@katherineminor3402]

"The first guy to set up a patreon"

[@AirQuotes]

Screenrant are paying him big bucks to stay on their channel so he doesn't need a Patreon.

[@jonathantadlock-stein2023]

then him making videos for us to watch while we're sitting in our living room eating food from the food place that's sogg and in a box would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@pokemonbro2]

Shut up and take my money Ryan!

[@Immortalcheese]

Host: "so what will you like to order?" Ryan: "sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it please"

[@Trumpisscum-420]

I was waiting for "a sandwich with a pretty bid pickle on it" to be mentioned during the video. I'm kinda disappointed that it wasn't. Seems like a missed opportunity.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Why would anyone order that?Delivery is for food you can't make

[@deebraun7488]

@@naamadossantossilva4736 It's another of Ryan's skits. ;)

there should be frequent cross-references to other videos I decided

[@tenkaminari]

@@Trumpisscum-420 disappointing, it did didn't it

[@tonygarcia9530]

"This could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, and expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money." Why is this so true?

[@angryshavige1020]

We need a "The first guy to set-up a postal service."

[@bananasareoneofthemostradi8456]

AxxL are you on something?

[@thebozo-m4j]

Thank you for your absolutely very inspiring words

[@ezrac9578]

@@AxxLAfriku spoken like a genius

[@BonaparteBardithion]

Have we done "The first guy to send a letter"?

[@Lycanthromancer1]

@@ezrac9578 It's a spambot. Everybody report it.

[@dainbramage781]

Me eating food delivery while watching this video: "I should be offended but honestly I'm too lazy to care." *nom nom nom*

[@TheZeroAssassin]

Wait, I have a clone?

[@UncleTimTheHermit]

Being too lazy to care is TIGHT!

[@ronjones-6977]

@@UncleTimTheHermit My clothes sure are tight.

[@thatonegirlelaine]

I just finished eating takeout and this was the first thing in my suggestions.

[@amandar3148]

Same!!

[@melchristensen8282]

Chef: 'Understandable. 'Chairs are hard to get out of sometimes.' Phone guy: Yeah yeah yeah, chairs are TIGHT.' (I had to.)

[@RogueBoyScout]

Take my like, because, true, someone had to take a bullet on that joke. Well played, sir!

[@veganconservative1109]

If the chair sports arms and he keeps eating takeout junk...yeah, that chair is eventually going to be 'tight'.

[@RCassinello]

Wow wow wow wow wow wow. Wow.

[@kleinsocrates9242]

😂i missed the joke whoopss

[@zoltanszaszi2264]

Waiter guy: We have the food here you have to come here to eat. Phone guy: That's going to be super hard, very much an inconvenience.

[@kavaughnbrowncutno6983]

The chef is a masterpiece of a character. A Mona Lisa of our era. Truly incredible.

[@purplebreadloaf8677]

"I think this could be a frequent unhealthy and expensive habit that could make it hard for you to save money." I was eating my delivery while watching why you gotta attack me like that

[@sharkdentures3247]

My ears are burning. (also Dominoes LITERALLY just arrived as I was watching this video)

[@SRP3572]

Was it steamy and soggy?

[@purplebreadloaf8677]

​@@SRP3572 well it was soup so... yeah I guess

[@megamerp9315]

"I haven't spoken in a while." Definitely using that.

[@hallamhal]

Ordering food delivery today: "Hi I'd like my food delivered to my house" "Sure that would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

[@stevebanks9395]

Waow waow waow....Waow

[@unrealisticgoals]

Oh really?

[@Dante02d12]

Except when you live in rural areas. Everything you get is "Sorry sir, we do not deliver to your home." (translation : "Come closer to civilization you little b*tch.")

[@AnyoneCanSee]

On Dragons Den (Shark Tank) in the UK, someone went in with the Just Eats concept. When they turned them down it was pretty much like this. I remember one of them saying "But you get leaflets for local takeaways at your home and you can just call them on the phone". They couldn't understand why people would use a website to order let alone one with all the local take aways on it. Little did they know that using a phone as a phone that you talk to people on would become less and less a thing.

[@detitheyeti5882]

“I’m not wearing any pants and I’m not intending on putting any on.” This guy is a legend

[@jerrykat9044]

Yes

[@amyhoard1222]

Suppose this means he never intends on stopping the Zoom meetings after the social distancing is completely over 😂

[@clemenslesch]

"Is the food here? Yes, the food is here, why are you even asking?"

[@plzletmebefrank]

Honestly, I'm sure that Chefs respond with, "Why are you even asking me that?" A lot whenever they get asked dumb questions... Thankfully most people know not to ask dumb questions (sweeps waiter into closet full of bodies) Ahem, most.

[@tristanseanpaulcinco7018]

*what are you even asking me The actual line is better than your quote. It's much more condescending. Your comment was even edited but you didn't bother to fact check

[@LaughBoys]

“So you’re telling me you’ll pay us money to bring our soggy food to your house in styrofoam containers?” “Yes sir” “Wow wow wow wow wow...wow”

[@Mopsey]

"Oh, soggy vegetables are tight!"

[@jasonburton7257]

People will be kicking themselves in few weeks if they miss the opportunity to buy and invest in cryptocurrency

[@davidamos6422]

@@jasonburton7257 I agree with your opinion man, generally I sheet look out for it to dumb so i can purchase dime me truly I believe it has come to stay

[@Jack432-c6t]

@@Mopsey I wanted to say that styrofoam containers are tight, which kinda would have made more sense...but I’ll quickly get all off your back about this, I decided, to cause barely an inconvenience, sir.

[@safepaul9672]

Cryptocurrency trading right now will be at every wise individuals list. In few minutes you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today

[@NateTheScot]

Ryan is a bro so puts the ads at the end but I also love him so much I sit and watch them all anyway, plus they're amusing and like lil extra content 😁

[@Lymbe06]

“So he’s gonna call you every few minutes to see if everything’s alright then.” Brilliant.

[@John_Locke_108]

"He sees me at my worst." Not since 2020. I love the "leave on the porch" option.

[@dalleneldredge6923]

Nice retro Tron logo.

[@brucemastorovich4478]

Now that CDC guidelines changed, people have been aggressively ringing the doorbell a second time if I don't come the first. I'm aware you're here. I'm waiting for you to go so I can grab the food. I plan on doing this in 2051 as well. Go.

[@John_Locke_108]

@@brucemastorovich4478 Amen.

[@benjaminrobledo5466]

Me: *Walks up to host in a restaurant. Host: "Hi, welcome. Would you like a table?" Me: "No, thanks. I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5, please."

[@superbuu122]

Internet humor is ridiculously funny lmao. What does a host even say to that? “ we don’t have any tables available right now , sir or ma’am “ “ that’s fine, carpet for 5 please” Host “ 😳” Lmfao

[@chcikety]

I'm actually here for food, and not tables. I'd go to the table store if I wanted tables.

[@Tsiriasmenos]

Let's all take a moment to thank this guy for reinforcing our laziness. We owe him so much

[@Deborita777]

I'll have A.I. thank him for me.😏

[@VideoGameNtn]

"This could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, and expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money" Insert *I'm in this video and I don't like it* meme

[@emil87th]

I order a kebab almost every single day. With the money I spend on that single kebab and the cost of delivery I could make food to last me a week. But I'm not gunna.

[@TheTransitmtl]

@@emil87th I added all my Uber Eats deliveries during 1 month of the lockdown and it was over 400$

[@michaeldaigle7207]

@@TheTransitmtl yo it's totally not my business and you have every right to tell me to mind my own and id totally understand, but I'm genuinely curious. How is that a financially viable option for you? 400 dollars is double the amount of money i have for a month for food just for example, and it scrambles my brain to think about affording 400 in delivery on top of other food in the house (because I'm assuming you didn't eat out every meal?)

[@cmkinusa]

@@michaeldaigle7207well, just imagine earning about $400 more a month. Right there you could now afford his habit (in the strictest meaning of that word).

[@michaeldaigle7207]

@@cmkinusa That's not even close to how it works for everybody's financial situation. Even if i had $400 more a month, i still couldn't afford to spend that on takeout. I couldn't justify it in any way, shape or form.

[@jannintime]

I can bet my entire life savings that he ordered a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it

[@Trumpisscum-420]

Not gonna lie, I'm kinda disappointed that it wasn't specifically mentioned.

[@rafael.afonso]

I can literally see Ryan writing the script and just going like "Huh, the chef hasn't spoken for a while.."

[@ezekielanderson9055]

Funny number of likes. I like the comment but I dont want to change it lol

[@LukeL007]

You never really think about it but with delivery fee and tips if you order take out twice per week that is like $600-1000 per year just so you don't have to go the place and pick up your food.

[@Archie_Dias]

How does Ryan manage to make me question literally everything

[@lovejoydk838]

super easy Barely an inconvenience.

[@WhiteScorpio2]

Or does he?

[@joelyt1682]

Sounds like "Sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it." didn't work out so it's just called "Food Place" now.

[@rachelhall4808]

Or sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it did well and ventured into other food so they had to change their name

[@ryancosly8510]

This is an entirely different guy, this is the first guy to open a restaurant. Pickle guy was the first to ever buy an ad or something.

[@VIDEOGAMER20]

No no no, this seems to be a different restaurant.

[@KevinQuinn81]

"I think it could develop into a frequent, unhealthy, expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money." I feel so seen.

[@justpassingthrough686]

Never before has a video so thoroughly and brutally torn into what I can say without a doubt is my greatest vice... and I loved every second of it.

[@StopChangingMyNameYoutube1]

"I think it could develop into a frequent unhealthy expensive habit that makes it hard for you to save any money." OOF boy did that hit home.

[@brycenfox883]

He actually brought the first guy to own a restraunt character back, it’s all connected so perfectly

[@Roshi_710]

uh... you misspelt Restaurant...

[@jonnnnniej]

@@Roshi_710 or he was talking about the prison! (just joking)

[@Misterlongo170]

U accidentally put restraint

[@mafiachichimeca9563]

Agree. There are a bunch of easter eggs like that in many videos, like the ba ba guy

[@nelsonnavarrouk]

This is one of Ryan’s best sketches yet 😂 the little tangential jokes honestly made it for me 😂 and how far he thought into the concept of modern take out 💀

[@MrPrince416]

Yea Ryan is a beast but this sketch right here was gold among gold

[@Deborita777]

He needs to do the sequel: Delivery guy picking up food; eats part or all of the order; etc.

[@PradeeshKumarshow]

Am I the only one watching the ad deliberately because the content is superb?

[@JJ_R]

3:29 “This guy is kinda my hero!” Facts!

[@pinkzebra1888]

“This guys kinda my hero.” He’s kinda the hero we all need.

[@Rennies-World]

Thankfully not the one we deserve.

[@BBTM951]

The Prequel: The First Guy Ever To Have Award Winning Ears